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SOME years ago it was a ou cedthat te is courts were to be builto the Hoole Allotme ts. Butthose pla s fell through a dsi ce the the allotme ts havebecome i credibly popular as wefou d out o the ope day lastmo th. Weve got a special featurei this editio o pages 22-25.I this mo ths editio weve alsogot local ews, eve ts, a busi essdirectory, garde advice a dhealth a d beauty.

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

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A gela Bartlett is a beauty a dholistic expert with 25 years of experience in her eld. She is theChair for the British Associatio of Beauty Therapy & Cosmetology, aprofessio al associatio establishedover 30 years ago a d represe ti gthousa ds of therapists throughoutthe UK.

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Q. Help! I have very puffy ski below my eyes. What ca I do toreduce the puf ness?

A. Th s q est n s asked s freq entl that i have dec ded t g ve anextended answer t r q est n.

The s l t n t p ff e es w ll depend ver m ch n the ca se f thepuf ness. If you have always had puffy eyes, this may indicate that youare genet call pred sp sed t hav ng fatt dep s ts n th s area; r, thepuf ness could be a result of ageing when the fat pads beneath the skinstart t sh ft alter ng the e e c nt r. in b th f these nstances there sreall s n c re ther than w th s rger .

However, if your eyes arent usually puffy and you awake to nd your

under eye area is swollen, this type of puf ness is relatedo in ammation. Firstly, you need to apply something to

red ce the swell ng. C ld c mpresses are a g d, q ck andnexpens ve s l t n beca se c ld ca ses sw llen sk n t

c ntract. S ak c tt n w l pads r a p ece f clean cl thn cold (not icy cold) water, or apply a gel- lled eye mask

fr m the refr gerat r.

C ld c c mber sl ces are als helpf l, b t the w rkbeca se the are c l, n t beca se the have an mag cal

ngred ent. y can als appl sed, c led tea bags,h wever the need t be the caffe nated t pe as thecaffe ne t gether w th the tann ns helps t c ntract thed stended sk n. Whatever dec de t se, l ghtl presshe c ld c mpress n the p ff areas f r several m n tes t

help the swell ng s bs de.

Continual puf ng up and then de ating of the delicatesk n ar nd the e es w ll event all lead t e e bags andwrinkling so its important to nd the cause of the puf ness.

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as this can often cause puf ness.

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In July, many of the owering shrubsare over a d colour comes from thepere ials i your garde .C l bl es can be f nd n lavenders

wh ch enj h t dr s t at ns and w ll seedthemselves nt gravel f have a gravelpath r dr ve. Lavender H dc te w th dark bl e

owers is a smaller shrub than the originalEngl sh Lavender wh ch has l nger stems f pale blue owers. Both look good borderinga path r near a seat ng area where canbr sh aga nst the f l age t release the scent.The can d e ff n hard w nters and tend tbec me sparse w th age s expect t replacethem after a few years. Once owering is over,cl p the shr b back b t d n t c t back ntw d w th t green gr wth. Lavenders d n tsprout new shoots from lea ess wood.Tr plant ng lavender w th deep p rple sage

plants f r c ntrast n f l age c l r and text re.There are s me g d r b st perenn als thatower in July that will come up year after year

and req re l ttle attent n. if want v brantmagenta c l r, tr the perenn al geran m

Ann F lkard. The plant s n t ver tall andproduces stems of owers with black andmagenta pink owers from summer to autumn.

Cut off the stems after owering and moresh ld be pr d ced n a t mn.Plant the geran m w th a ell w Hemer call sr da l l f r a br ght and cheerf l d spla f

c ntrast ng shapes and c l rs. Hemer call sc me n a range f large and small var et esw th grass r strap l ke leaves and tall headsof lily owers in July.in the vegetable garden, plant t w nter leeks

and brass cas s ch as br cc l and spr ts.S w lett ce when the weather s c ler,germ nat n f lett ce seeds s p r n h ghtemperat res s wa t f r a c ler per d bef res w ng seed. Net fr t s ch as strawberr esand bl eberr es s the b rds d n t eat the fr t

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growin trend towards oTHE gl r s weather helped t attract h ndreds f v s t rs t the H le All tments penda last m nth.Members f the H le All tments and Gardeners Ass c at n (HAGA( were verj ed t

sh w s man pe ple ar nd the 13 acre s te ff Canad an Aven e.it seems nl recentl that the nearl half f the s te was g ng t be b lld zed t make

wa f r a tenn s centre. B t the plans never came t fr t n and the all tments have g nefr m strength t strength.N w there s a b g wa t ng l st f r pl ts as m re and m re pe ple are attracted t the

td r l fest le.Kn wn as s meth ng f an rban v llage the all tments are br mm ng w th l fe w th

gardeners tak ng s m ch pr de n the r pl ts.The all tments have been an mp rtant feat re n H le l fe f r alm st 100 ears and s me

pl ts are w rked b the th rd generat n f l cal fam l es.The s te s c nc l c ntr lled, w th the help f HAGA, wh se membersh p s pp rt the sh p

and the r nn ng and mpr vement f the c l n s fac l t es.

Below: Sue Caroe a d Ja e Clarke with a willow horse desig ed by Hoole artistRussell Kirk, with childre from Pi e Lodge.

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Below: Bridget Zor , from Hoole Allotme ts a dGarde s Associatio , produced a display for visitors

Right: Je ifer Sa derso , from Cheshire West a dCheshire Cou cil, gives some composti g tips to

Jea e Smith

Below, right: Ja e Colli gwood, Karl Blackwell, SarahPrice, Mary Price a d A a Maria Picariello, from ClaireHouse Childre s Hospice.

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l FREE Sw m for Under 16sThursday 5.00-7.00pm (registration membershiprequired)

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Learn to Sw m Programme for 3+ years5 Day intensive group swimming lessons between9.00am - 12noon Monday to Friday from 2nd - 27thAugust. 20.00 per 5 day course. For bookings andfurther details please contact reception.

SPORTS ACTiViTiESl K dzone for 8+ YearsMonday to Friday 10.00am 2.00pm6 per day (25 per week)

l Jun or Gym for 13 - 15 YearsMonday to Friday 2.00pm - 6.00pm 2.50Juniors will require a gym Induction prior to using

The Gym, please book at reception.l Gym & Sw m hol day Spec alOnly 5.00 (must be within the same visit)

NORThGATE ARENASWiM

All children under 8 must be accompanied by an adult.Commencing 26th Julyl Casual / Fam ly Only Sw mFun for all the family to enjoy with a 69 metre water slide that cork screws (age & height restrictionsapply), a six lane 25 metre area commencing with abeach section ideal for little ones.Monday to Thursday 9.00am - 8.30pm,Friday 9.00am - 6.00pm & 7.30 - 9.00pm (Family OnlySwim 6.00pm- 7.30pm)Saturday & Sunday 10.00am - 5.00pm

l FREE Sw m for Under 16s Wednesday 4.00pm - 6.00pm (registrationmembership required)

l Learn to Sw m Programme for 3+ years5 Day intensive group swimming lessons between3.00 - 5.00pm Monday to Friday from 2nd to 27thAugust. 20.00 per 5 day course. For bookings andfurther details please contact reception.

SPORTS ACTiViTiESl Jun or Gym for 13 - 15 YearsMonday to Friday 3.30pm - 6.00pm, Saturday &Sunday 12.00nn - 3.00pm 2.50Juniors will require a gym induction prior to using TheGym, please book at reception.

l Street Dance for 7+ Years Thursday 4.00pm - 5.00pm 2.50

JOiN US FOR A SUMMER hOLiDAYFULL OF FUN-PACKED ACTiViTiES

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THE NEW RELIgION?

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q est n w ll England d well n 2010 pre cc p es man , alth gh bthe t me read th s the answer w ll be academ c as e ther Englandwill be out or theyve progressed as far as the semi nals!! Certainlythe p bs n and ar nd H le are all geared p and f c sed n theW rld C p w th man f them sh w ng all the games l ve! S h wd f tball and Chr st an t c mpare? An nterest ng stat st c i readrecentl was that there are st ll m re pe ple n ch rch n a S ndathen in all the football stadiums across England, when you re ect

n f tball matches certa nl there are s me s m lar t es t Chr st anw rsh p: Where do large crowds gather to sing and chant?Ch rches and f tball gr nds. Where do large crowds raise their hands in the air in exultation?Ch rches and f tball gr nds. Where do people gather to express their collective aspirations, their feelings, their emotions?Ch rches and f tball gr nds.

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ts certa nl tr e there are s me fam l ar character st cs w th g ng t a f tball match andattending church. Where else would you nd groups of adults singing and gathering together tow rsh p? Where can bel ng t a cr wd f pe ple wh are all f ll w ng the same th ng? Weare mak ng the pla ers nt d ls, and the pr fess nal game s me w ld sa s n cr s s. Theam nt f m ne nvested n the t p cl bs s mm ral and can s met mes make the pla ers andmanagers seem g d l ke n the r ad rat n and f ll w ng. S i w ld s ggest f r s me t s!

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REGULAR events at the New Scene Live Youth New Scene building,Newton Lane, Chester L ve! (a small char t ) establ shed n 1993, enables ch ldren, ng pe ple and ng ad lts f all

ab l t es t bec me act ve and val ed c t zens. The L ve! rgan sat n ffers pp rt n t es f r thesech ldren and ng pe ple t nteract w th the r peers, have f n and feel val ed. Act v t es seek taddress individual speci c needs and provide opportunities for personal development in positivel fe and s c al sk lls.R ms can be h red d r ng the da t me ema l : Karen@l vechesh re. rg. kSt p f r a refresh ng dr nk d r ng walk r c cle r de - At the m ment the caf s pen n

M nda s fr m 11 t ll 2 ( sh) and then aga n n Th rsda m rn ngs fr m 10.30 t ll ab t 12.30. if there was a call f r t th gh, t c ld pen at ther t mes M nda t Fr da .The even ngs are b s w th the f ll w ng act v t es -Mo day a d Tuesday Dance intens n, 5 t ll 9 n M nda and 4 t ll 6.30 n T esda . Dance

ncl des Ballet, Tap and Streetdance. Age var es (appr x 7 t 18 ears) F r f rther nf please r ngRachel n 07969835011 r ema l nf @dance n-tens n.c . kTuesday , 7 t ll 9.30pm Deva Flamenc . Flamenc dance gr p. F r f rther nf please c ntactChr st ne St ckt n n 01244 383293 r ema l: st ckt n.chr st ne@g glema l.c mWednesda s, 4 t ll 7.30 Draman a. Drama, dance and m s c gr p f r ch ldren and ngpe ple aged 7 t 18 ears. F rther nf s ava lable fr m Br an P ve n 0151 3568655 r ema l:adm n@draman aperf rm ngarts.c . kThursday , 3.30 t ll 5.30pm MiMo(M ss t M ss o t) y th/after sch l cl b f r ch ldren and

ng pe ple aged 10 t 15 ears, w th and w th t d sab l t es. F r f rther nf please c ntactKaren n 01244 320479 r ema l: Karen@l vechesh re. rg. kThursday , 7 t ll 9pm The Next Event. S c al sk lls gr p f r ng ad lts w th learn ngdif culties aged 18 to 25 years. For further info please contact Kathy on 01244 320479 or email:Kath @l vechesh re. rg. kFriday , 7 t ll pm Fr da N ght L ve! y th cl b f r ng pe ple w th and w th t d sab l t es aged13 19 ears. F r f rther nf please c ntact Karen n 01244 320479 r ema l:

[email protected] Saturday , 11 t ll 1.30pm GCSE Dance. Please c ntact New Scene y th Centre (01244320479) f r f rther nf rmat n.Saturday , 2 t ll 5pm - Draman a adm n@draman aperf rm ngarts.c . k

New SceNe Live YoutH ceNtre

COMMUNITY LISTINGSIf you have a regular event that you would like listing here for freethen please get in touch. 350398 / [email protected]

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COMMUNITY LISTINGS

NEWTON

HOOLE

If you have a regular event that you would like listing here for freethen please get in touch. 350398 / [email protected]

Slimmi g WorldAt County Of cers,Plas Newt n Lane,Tel. 01244 536 754on Wednesda s at9.30am, 5.30pm and7.00pm.

newto Pre-school(D r ng Term T me)M nda - Fr da9am t 11.30am at Newt nSch l, K ngswa WestTel. 01244 314271

Plas newto WIThe W mens inst t temeet ng s held 3rdWednesda f each m nthat 7.30pm n St M chaelsCh rch Hall, v s t rswelc med.

Hoole Law Te is ClubFair eld Road, Hoole

Se ior Club nights:M nda and Th rsda even ngsstart ng at 6pm (onl nv ted J n rs areperm tted t pla at these t mes.)Ladies Mor i gs:

Wednesda M rn ngs(10am - 12pm)America Tour ame ts:2nd S nda f the m nth Ma tSeptember (2pm)Ju ior Club nights(All sess ns FREE f r members)Fr da even ngs Apr l t September

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Sch l ears 3-6: 4.30pm-5.30pmSch l years 7-11: 5.30pm-7.30pmwww.hooleltc.hitssports.com

Art SocietyH.A.R.A CentreWestm nster R ad, H leMeets each Th rsda fr m 10am t 2pmat the ld g rls sch l

Hoole Library91 H le R ad, Chester Tel: 347401Ope i g hours:M nda : 2-7pm; T esda : 2-5pmTh rsda : 9.30am-1pm & 2-7pmSat rda : 9.30am - 1pm

Hoole Commu ity Ce treWestm nster R adTel 01244 342741

YogaFr da even ngs 7pm - 8.30pmCall Angela Needham 311952

Hoole Allotme ts

Pr ces: 36 (f ll pl t) 18 (half)

C ncess ns: 18 (f ll pl t) 9 (half)F r vacanc es c ntact:[email protected] Tel: 402223

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CHuRCHES IN HOOLEHoole Baptist ChurchHoole Lighthouse Ce tre, Westmi ster

Road, Hoole, Chester CH2 3AUSu day10.30am: M rn ng Celebrat n n H leC mm n t Centre10.30am: P lse - Ch rch w th a heart f r thefam l (1st S nda each m nth)11am: F c s Caf (1st S nda each m nth)Mo day5.30pm: SoDA Cl b - Dads & ch ldren(sch l ears 1&2) (1st M nda eachm nth)8pm: CAP M ne Management C rse please c ntact s f r exact deta ls f th s 3week c rseTuesday10am: H l t ts T ddler Gr pWed esday10am: H l t ts T ddler Gr p

Thursday6pm: Trackers y th Cl b (sch l ears 3-6)

8pm: DB z y th Cl b (Sch l ears 7-9)Friday4pm: DB z C ffee Bar 8pm: DB z y th Cl b (Sch l ears 9 &ab ve)Saturday10am: Wh Let the Dads o t - T ddler Gr p (1st Sat rda each m nth)10am: Cr sswa C lts F tball C ach ng(sch l ears 3-6)11am: Cr sswa C lts F tball C ach ng(sch l ears 7-9)

F r f rther deta ls c ntact the ch rchm n ster: Rev And Gl ver Of ce:Tel: 01244 312037Email:of [email protected] te www.hbc. rg. k

Hamilton StreetMethodist ChurchHamilto Street, Hoole, CH2 3JGwww.hoolemethodistchurch.org.uk

Su day 10.30am: M rn ng W rsh p4.00pm: Aftern n Fell wsh p7.45pm: Chester Male V ce Ch r

Mo day Eve i gCraft Cl b, c ntact Al s n N lan nChester 347305 f r deta lsTuesday Eve i gLad es C rcle, 7.45-9pm, ever 2nd and4th T esda s f the m nth. C ntact J llArm tage n 300258 f r deta lsThursday Mor i gSta nPla , 10,00am t l 11.30am, t rn p

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Friday Eve i gCh r Fell wsh p, 7.30pm t l 9pm, allwelc me, t rn p t s ng, c ntact J hnEvans n Chester 674878Saturday Mor i gChester T L brar , 10am t l 11.30am,c me t b rr w t s and have a c p f tea/c ffee w th teacakes r t ast, c ntactSall Banks n Chester 311019Plus Mo thly Co certs. Co tact JohEva s o Chester 674878

F r f rther deta ls c ntact the ch rchm n ster: Rev Pa l Ta l r Of ce:Tel: 01244 321950Ema l: R-TAyLoR2@sk .c m

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Tom MorganVan & Man Servicesl Light Removalsl Courier Servicesl Delivery & Collectionsl Student Movesl Single Item or Full Loadsl All Types of Clearancel Any distance in UK

0784 113 5130 (anytime)01244 678082 (6-9pm only)

HOmE ImPROVEmENTSAND SERVICES

GARAGE DOORSNew doors supplied and tted

Existing doors automatedAll at best prices and service

GATE AUTOMATIONExisting gates automated

Gates supplied to any designAll at best price and service

Tel 01829 74000607793 196354

Automated Futures Ltd, Tarvin, Chester www.automatedfutures.co.uk

Darren Tucker Painter & Decorator

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T l 0151 201 5107Mob 07960 853885

IAN'S

PLUMBING

SERVICESpecialising in bathroom suites

Complete tiling serviceAdd or replace radiators

Outside tapsIntallation of washing machines/dishwashersFit new pumps, cylinder tank & ball valves

NO JOB TOO SMALL

Call 07840 856380

Precision Plumbing & HeatingAll plumbing work undertakenNew bathrooms,Wet rooms,Tiling service,New radiators.Prompt local responseand sensible prices.

Tel 01829 770559 / 07969 1328871 Beech House, Tattenhall

24 Hr Emergency Service

DRIVEWAY & PATIOSPECIALISTS

l Indian Stonel Block Paving

l Fencingl Pattern imprinted

concreteDesign Service Available

For an affordable quoteplease call Steve on

0151 356 5396

07716 870153SMC PAVING

Colin WhatmorePlumbing, Heatingand Gas Services

* Central Heating* Boiler Swaps* Bathroom Installations* Landlord Certs* Solar Panels

Little Sutton,Ellesmere Port

0151 200 0539Mob 07966 474960

26 years experience

www.cbselectr cal.c m

l COMPLETE KITCHENSRESPRAYED

l BEDROOM FURNITURE(including ftted wardrobes)

l ANY PIECE OF FURNITURESTRIPPED & RESPRAYED

www.matt-fnish.co.uk

Call Simon on 0151 200 5415or 07734 681403

Specialises in:l Fitted Kitchens l Wood / Laminate Floors l Banisters l Replacement Doors l Extensions Conservatories l And all your joinery and building needs

Will beat any lifke for like quote

Contact Mark on 01244 675437 / 07989 594306

[email protected]

T HORNEPLUMBING & HEATING

v Full central hea ng systemsv No call out chargev Discount for OAPsv Gas & oil specialistsv Any genuine quote beatenv Landlord safety cer cates

Tel 0151 339 7205

07923 123986

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

Ashton HayesGarden Servicesl Regular Gardeningl Hedge Cuttingl Lawn Mowingl One-off Garden Tidiesl Patios, Decking & Fencing

Call Dave on07813 152467 / 01829 752642


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Vacuum Cleaner Repairs All types of vacuum cleanersserviced and repaired on site

Call direct on

07970 618392PAT Testing your electrical appliances

www.tushingham2.co.uk

Cheshire TilingsoluTions

Tiles supplied & fxed by time served

cra tsmen All areas covered

07710 325 492

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Call 07971 583 615 or 01978 311025FOR A FR EE NO OBLIGATION QUOTE

We specialise in the installationof all aspects of building andhard landscaping and haveover 20 years experience

Specialists in:n Drivewaysn Patiosn Traditional Sett Pavingn Natural Stone Pavingn Block Pavingn Brickworkn Extensionsn Landscapingn Groundworks & Drainage

Take a look at our new websitefor examples of our work

Build Pave & Sca e Mike Pitt

Plumbing and Heating Engineer Bathroom& Tiling

Specialist

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Free Estimates & No Call Out Feel Installation and Maintenancel All Types of Work Undertakenl Wall and Floor Tilingl No Job Too Big or Smalll All Work Guaranteed

Bathrooms, Showers, Tiling, Heating,Drainage, Leaks, Burst Pipes & more

For a Friendly and Professional JobCall: 01244 344180

or Mobile: 07837 472340

I went to a general store. They wouldnt let me buy anything specifcally.

Heat ng installat ons and Repa rsBo ler Serv c ng and BreakdownsPowerflush ngLandlord Safety Cert f catesLPG & Natural GasBathroom installat onsAll aspects of Plumb ng

Fr endly & Profess onal serv ce

Free wr tten quotat onsServ c ng and Gas Safetyinspect ons from 40-00

Tel. 01244 383431Mob. 07767 777204Ema l: Charl e@cpheat ng.co.uk


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Chester Honda

Mike GreenhoughFamily man

(and Dealer Principalat Chester Honda).

Book a test drive forthe new CR-Z now.

People. Not salespeople. Meet the team at Chester Honda, Hoole Road.

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