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E D I T I O N D E L A P A C I F I C A T I O N
T H E W O R K S O F
VOLTAIRE A CONTEMPORARY VERSION
W ITH NOTES BY TOBIAS SMOLLETT, R EVISED AND MODERNIZED
NEW TRANSLATIONS BY W ILLIAM F. FLEMING, AND AN
INTRODUCTION BY OLIVER H. G. LEIGH
A CRITIQUE AND BIOGRAPHY
BY
T H E R T . H O N . J O H N M O R L E Y
F O R T Y - T H R E E V O L U M E S
ONE HUNDRED ANS SIXTY-EIGHT DESIGNS, COMPRISINGS REPRODUCTIONS
OF RARE OLD ENGRAVINGS, STEEL PLATES, PHOTOGRAVURES,
AND CURIOUS FAC-SIMILES
VOLUME II
AKRON, OHIO
THE WERNER COMPANY
1!"
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The WORKS of VOLTAIRE
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EDITION DE LA PACIFICATION
Limited to one thousand sets
for America and reat !ritain"
# $!et%een t%o ser&ants of 'umanit() %ho a**eared
ei+hteen hundred (ears a*art) there is a m(sterious re,ation"
- - - - Let us sa( it %ith a sentiment of
*rofound res*ect. /ES0S WEPT. VOLTAIRE S1ILED"
Of that di&ine tear and of that human smi,e is com*osed the
s%eetness of the *resent ci&i,i2ation#
VICTOR '0O"
T'EN TOOK
RA3OR AND W
'ER '0S!ANO$4 TO1!
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TO
EDITION DE LA PACIFICATION
T'E WORKS OF
VOLTAI RE
A CONTE1PORAR5 VERSION
WIT' NOTES !5 TO!IAS S1OLLETT) REVISED AND 1ODERNI3E#6
NEW TRANSLATIONS !5 WILLIA1 F" FLE1IN) AND AW
INTROD0CTION !5 OLIVER '" ) LEI'
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A CRITI70E AND !IORAP'5
!5
T'E RT" 'ON" /O'N 1ORLE5
FORT58T'REE VOL01ES
O1! '0NDRED AND SI9T58!I'T DESINS) CO1PRISIN REPROD0CTIONS
OF RARE OLD ENRAVINS) STEEL PLATES) P'OTORAV0RES)
A1D C0RIO0S FAC8SI1IL!:
VOL01E II
AKRON) O'IO
T'E WERNER CO1PAN5
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COPTEI'T ;<=;
!5 E" R" D01ONT
OWNED !5
T'E WERNER CO1PAN5
AKRON) O'IO
1ADE !5
T'E WERNER CO1PAN5
AKRON) O'IO
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Anne?
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EBS4
VOLTAIRE
RO1ANCES
IN T'REE VOL01ES
VOL" I"
NOTICE"
ort stories) are
in
uc8
%as
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rror
e of
"; SO
it a
'OW TO OPEN A !OOK"
From #1odern !oo>indin+"# t
e reound" $ he &o,um eand it had to
'P'ESE RO1ANCES) most,( short stories) are
- re+arded ( man( of the foremost e?*erts in
,iterature as amon+ the nest and stron+est *roduc8
tions of Vo,taire$s uniGue ,iterar( +enius" Each %as
%ritten %ith a denite *ur*oseH it ho,ds the mirror
u* to a de,usion of the da() and *erha*s to some of
our da(" This it does ruth,ess,( enou+h) (et %ith so
+racious a humor that the shoc> carries %ith it a
sensation of e?Guisite *,easure and tonic after8eect"
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The( ha&e a,, the est characteristics of the Orienta,
ta,es then in &o+ue) and as e?am*,es of *ure st(,e in
its most de,icate modes of e?*ression the( are ri+ht,(
*ronounced incom*ara,e"
CONTENTS
I" 3ADI . T'E 15STER5 OF FATE " " B
The ,ind of one e(e H the nose H the do+ and
the horseH the en&ious manH the +enerousH
the minister H the dis*utes and the audiences H
Jea,ous(H the %oman eaterH s,a&er(H the
funera, *i,eH the su**erH the rende2&ousH the
danceH ,ue e(esH the roerH the shermanH
the asi,is> H the comats H the hermit H the
eni+mas"
II" T'E STOR5 OF /O'NN5H OR) T'E AT'EIST
AND T'E SAE ;;
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Ad&entures of /ohnn( and his %orth( fatherH
the contro&ers( of the # uts# H /ohnn( returns
to London H the( %ant to +et /ohnn( marriedH
a terri,e ad&enture H %hat ha**ened in
America H dia,o+ue on atheism H /ohnn($s
marria+e"
III" T'E W'ITE !0LL ;<
The Princess Amasidia meets a u,,H Pha8
raoh$s ma+icianH the Princess and the ser8
*ent H the( %anted to sacrice the u,, and
e?orcise the Princess H the ser*ent comforts
the Princess %ith stories H it fai,s to do so H
the( %ant to ehead the Princess) ut do not H
a*otheosis of the %hite u,,"
IV" T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS " " " @
Nationa, *o&ert( H disaster of the man of
fort( cro%ns H con&ersation %ith a +eometri8
cian H ad&enture %ith a Carme,ite H the man
of fort( cro%ns marries H on ta?es *aid to a
forei+n *o%erH on *ro*ortionsH a +reat Guar8
re,H a rasca, re*u,sed H a +ood su**er at 1r"
Andre%$s"
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LIST OF PLATES
VOL" II
11
T'E WIDOW A3ORA DROPS T'E RA3OR
Frontis*iece
AL1ONA S0IN FOR 3ADI$S PARDON " " 4@
1R" FREIND ADVISES /O'NN5 " " " ;
T'E CAR1ELITE AND T'E 1ENDICANT " " @4
3ADI. T'E 15STER5 OF FATE"
C'APTER I"
T'E !LIND OF ONE E5E"
There ,i&ed at !a(,on) in the rei+n of Kin+
1oadar) a (oun+ man) named 3adi+) of a +ood
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natura, dis*osition) stren+thened and im*ro&ed (
education" Thou+h rich and (oun+) he had ,earned
to moderate his *assions" 'e had nothin+ sti
or aected in his eha&ior" 'e did not *retend to
e?amine e&er( action ( the strict ru,es of reason)
ut %as a,%a(s read( to ma>e *ro*er a,,o%ances
for the %ea>ness of man>ind" It %as a matter of
sur*rise that) not%ithstandin+ his s*ri+ht,( %it) he
ne&er e?*osed ( his rai,,er( those &a+ue) inco8
herent) and nois( discourses H those rash censures)
i+norant decisions) coarse Jests) and a,, that em*t(
Jin+,e of %ords %hich at !a(,on %ent ( the
name of con&ersation" 'e had ,earned) in the rst
oo> of 3oroaster) that se,f8,o&e is a foot8a,,
s%e,,ed %ith %ind) from %hich) %hen *ierced) the
most terri,e tem*ests issue forth" Ao&e a,,)
3adi+ ne&er oasted of his conGuests amon+ the
%omen) nor aected to entertain a contem*ti,e
o*inion of the fair se?" 'e %as +enerous) and %as
B
4 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
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ne&er afraid of o,i+in+ the un+ratefu, H remem8
erin+ the +rand *rece*t of 3oroaster) #When
thou eatest) +i&e to the do+s) shou,d the( e&en ite
thee"# 'e %as as %ise "as it is *ossi,e for a man
to eH for he sou+ht to ,i&e %ith the %ise"
Instructed in the sciences of the ancient Cha,dseans)
he understood the *rinci*,es of natura, *hi,os8
o*h() such as the( %ere then su**osed to eH and
>ne% as much of meta*h(sics as has e&er een
>no%n in an( a+e) that is) ,itt,e or nothin+ at a,,"
'e %as rm,( *ersuaded) not%ithstandin+ the ne%
*hi,oso*h( of the times) that the (ear consisted of
three hundred and si?t(8&e da(s and si? hours)
and that the sun %as the centre of the so,ar s(s8
tem" When the *rinci*a, ma+i to,d him) %ith a
hau+ht( and contem*tuous air) that his sentiments
%ere of a dan+erous tendenc() and that it %as to
e an enem( to the state to e,ie&e that the sun
re&o,&ed around its o%n a?is) and that the (ear had
t%e,&e months) he he,d his ton+ue %ith +reat mod8
est( and mee>ness"
Possessed as he %as of +reat riches) and conse8
Guent,( of man( friends) ,essed %ith a +ood con8
stitution) a handsome +ure) a mind Just and mod8
erate) and a heart no,e and sincere) he fond,(
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ima+ined that he mi+ht easi,( e ha**(" 'e %as
+oin+ to e married to Semira) %ho) in *oint of
eaut() irth and fortune) %as the rst match in
!a(,on" 'e had a rea, and &irtuous aection for
this ,ad() and she ,o&ed him %ith the most *assion8
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
ate fondness" The ha**( moment had a,most ar8
ri&ed that %as to unite them fore&er in the ands
of %ed,oc>) %hen) ha**enin+ to ta>e a %a,> to8
+ether to%ard one of the +ates of !a(,on) under
the *a,m8trees that adorn the an>s of the Eu8
*hrates) the( sa% some men a**roachin+) armed
%ith sares and arro%s" These %ere the attendants
of (oun+ Orcan) the minister$s ne*he%) %hom his
unc,e$s creatures had Mattered into an o*inion that
he mi+ht do e&er(thin+ %ith im*unit(" 'e had
none of the +races nor &irtues of 3adi+H ut thin>8
in+ himse,f a much more accom*,ished man) he
%as enra+ed to nd that the other %as *referred
efore him" This Jea,ous() %hich %as mere,( the
eect of his &anit() made him ima+ine that he %as
des*erate,( in ,o&e %ith SemiraH and accordin+,(
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he reso,&ed to carr( her o" The ra&ishers sei2ed
herH in the &io,ence of the outra+e the( %ounded
her) and made the ,ood Mo% from a *erson) the
si+ht of %hom %ou,d ha&e softened the ti+ers of
1ount Imaus" She *ierced the hea&ens %ith her
com*,aints" She cried out. #1( dear husand
the( tear me from the man I adore#
Re+ard,ess of her o%n dan+er) she %as on,(
concerned for the fate of her dear 3adi+) %ho) in
the meantime) defended himse,f %ith a,, the
stren+th that coura+e and ,o&e cou,d ins*ire" As8
sisted on,( ( t%o faithfu, s,a&es) he *ut the co%8
ard,( ra&ishers to Mi+ht) and carried home Semira)
insensi,e and ,ood( as she %as"
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
#O) 3adi+)# said she) on o*enin+ her e(es) and
eho,din+ her de,i&erer) #I ,o&ed thee former,( as
m( intended husand" I no% ,o&e thee as the *re8
ser&er of m( honor and m( ,ife#
Ne&er %as heart more dee*,( aected than that
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of Semira" Ne&er did a more charmin+ mouth
e?*ress more mo&in+ sentiments) in those +,o%in+
%ords ins*ired ( a sense of the +reatest of a,,
fa&ors) and ( the most tender trans*orts of a
,a%fu, *assion" 'er %ound %as s,i+ht) and %as
soon cured" 3adi+ %as more dan+erous,( %ound8
ed" An arro% had *ierced him near his e(e) and
*enetrated to a considera,e de*th" Semira %earied
hea&en %ith her *ra(ers for the reco&er( of her
,o&er" 'er e(es %ere constant,( athed in tearsH
she an?ious,( %aited the ha**( moment %hen
those of 3adi+ shou,d e a,e to meet hersH ut
an ascess) +ro%in+ on the %ounded e(e) +a&e
e&er(thin+ to fear" A messen+er %as immediate,(
des*atched to 1em*his) for the +reat *h(sician)
'ermes) %ho came %ith a numerous retinue" 'e
&isited the *atient) and dec,ared that he %ou,d ,ose
his e(e" 'e e&en foreto,d the da( and hour %hen
this fata, e&ent %ou,d ha**en"
#'ad it een the ri+ht e(e)# said he) #I cou,d
easi,( ha&e cured itH ut the %ounds of the ,eft e(e
are incura,e"#
A,, !a(,on ,amented the fate of 3adi+) and
admired the *rofound >no%,ed+e of 'ermes" In
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t%o da(s the ascess ro>e of its o%n accord) and
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" <
3adi+ %as *erfect,( cured" 'ermes %rote a oo>)
to *ro&e that it ou+ht not to ha&e een cured"
3adi+ did not read itH ut) as soon as he %as a,e
to +o aroad) he %ent to *a( a &isit to her in %hom
a,, his ho*es of ha**iness %ere centred) and for
%hose sa>e a,one he %ished to ha&e e(es" Semira
had een in the countr( for three da(s *ast" 'e
,earned on the road that that ne ,ad() ha&in+
o*en,( dec,ared that she had an unconGuera,e
a&ersion to one8e(ed men) had the ni+ht efore
+i&en her hand to Orcan" At this ne%s he fe,,
s*eech,ess to the +round" 'is sorro%s rou+ht
him a,most to the rin> of the +ra&e" 'e %as ,on+
indis*osedH ut reason at ,ast +ot the etter of his
aiction) and the se&erit( of his fate ser&ed e&en
to conso,e him"
#Since)# said he) #I ha&e suered so much from
the crue, ca*rice of a %oman educated at court)
I must no% thin> of marr(in+ the dau+hter of a
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citi2en"#
'e *itched u*on A2ora) a ,ad( of the +reatest
*rudence) and of the est fami,( in to%n" 'e mar8
ried her) and ,i&ed %ith her for three months in
a,, the de,i+hts of the most tender union" 'e on,(
oser&ed that she had a ,itt,e ,e&it(H and %as too
a*t to nd that those (oun+ men %ho had the most
handsome *ersons %ere ,i>e%ise *ossessed of the
most %it and &irtue"
io 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
C'APTER II"
T'E NOSE"
One mornin+ A2ora returned from a %a,> in a
terri,e *assion) and utterin+ the most &io,ent
e?c,amations"
#What ai,eth thee)# said he) #m( dear s*ouse
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What is it that can thus ha&e distured thee#
#A,as# said she) #thou %ou,dst ha&e een as
much enra+ed as I am) hadst thou seen %hat I ha&e
Just ehe,d" I ha&e een to comfort the (oun+
%ido% Cosrou) %ho) %ithin these t%o da(s) hath
raised a tom to her (oun+ husand) near the ri&8
u,et that %ashes the s>irts of this meado%" She
&o%ed to hea&en) in the itterness of her +rief) to
remain at this tom %hi,st the %ater of the ri&u,et
shou,d continue to run near it"#
#We,,)# said 3adi+) #she is an e?ce,,ent %oman)
and ,o&ed her husand %ith the most sincere aec8
tion"#
#Ah# re*,ied A2ora) #didst thou ut >no% in
%hat she %as em*,o(ed %hen I %ent to %ait u*on
her#
#In %hat) *ra( te,, me) eautifu, A2ora Was
she turnin+ the course of the ri&u,et#
A2ora ro>e out into such ,on+ in&ecti&es) and
,oaded the (oun+ %ido% %ith such itter re8
*roaches) that 3adi+ %as far from ein+ *,eased
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%ith this ostentation of &irtue"
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" ; ;
3adi+ had a friend named CadorH one of those
(oun+ men in %hom his 9&ife disco&ered more
*roit( and merit than in others" 'e made him
his condant) and secured his de,it( as much as
*ossi,e ( a considera,e *resent" A2ora) ha&in+
*assed t%o da(s %ith a friend in the countr()
returned home on the third" The ser&ants to,d her)
%ith tears in t>eir e(es) that her husand died
sudden,( the ni+ht eforeH that the( %ere afraid
to send her an account of this mournfu, e&entH
and that the( had Just een de*ositin+ his cor*se
in the tom of his ancestors) at the end of the +ar8
den" She %e*t) she tore her hair) and s%ore she
%ou,d fo,,o% him to the +ra&e" In the e&enin+)
Cador e++ed ,ea&e to %ait u*on her) and Joined
his tears %ith hers" Ne?t da( the( %e*t ,ess) and
dined to+ether" Cador to,d her that his friend had
,eft him the +reater *art of his estateH and that
he shou,d thin> himse,f e?treme,( ha**( in shar8
in+ his fortune %ith her" The ,ad( %e*t) fe,, into
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a *assion) and at ,ast ecame more mi,d and +ent,e"
The( sat ,on+er at su**er than at dinner" The(
no% ta,>ed %ith +reater condence" A2ora *raised
the deceasedH ut o%ned that he had man( fai,in+s
from %hich Cador %as free"
Durin+ su**er Cador com*,ained of a &io,ent
*ain in his side" The ,ad() +reat,( concerned) and
ea+er to ser&e him) caused a,, >inds of essences to
e rou+ht) %ith %hich she anointed him) to tr(
if some of them mi+ht not *ossi,( ease him of his
;@ 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
*ain" She ,amented that the +reat 'ermes %as not
sti,, in !a(,on" She e&en condescended to touch
the side in %hich Cador fe,t such e?Guisite *ain"
#Art thou suJect to this crue, disorder# said
she to him) %ith a com*assionate air"
#It sometimes rin+s me)# re*,ied Cador) #to
the rin> of the +ra&eH and there is ut one rem8
ed( that can +i&e me re,ief and that is) to a**,(
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to m( side the nose of a man %ho is ,ate,( dead"#
#A stran+e remed() indeed# said A2ora"
#Not more stran+e)# re*,ied he #than the satch8
e,s of Arnou) a+ainst the a*o*,e?("#
This reason) added to the +reat merit of the
(oun+ man) at ,ast determined the ,ad("
#After a,,)# sa(s she) #%hen m( husand sha,,
cross the rid+e Tchina&ar in his Journe( to the
other %or,d) the an+e, Asrae, %i,, not refuse him
a *assa+e ecause his nose is a ,itt,e shorter in the
second ,ife than it %as in the rst"#
She then too> a ra2or) %ent to her husand$s
tom) ede%ed it %ith her tears) and dre% near to
cut o the nose of 3adi+) %hom she found e?8
tended at fu,, ,en+th in the tom" 3adi+ arose)
ho,din+ his nose %ith one hand) and *uttin+ ac>
the ra2or %ith the other"
#1adam)# said he) #don$t e?c,aim so &io,ent,(
a+ainst the %ido% Cosrou" The *roJect of cuttin+
o m( nose is eGua, to that of turnin+ the course
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of a ri&u,et"#
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ;:
C'APTER III"
T'E DO AND T'E 'ORSE"
3adi+ found ( e?*erience that the rst month
of marria+e) as it is %ritten in the oo> of 3end)
is the moon of hone() and that the second is the
moon of %orm%ood" 'e %as some time after
o,i+ed to re*udiate A2ora) %ho ecame too diQ8
cu,t to e *,easedH and he then sou+ht for ha**i8
ness in the stud( of nature"
#No man)# said he) #can e ha**ier than a *hi8
,oso*her) %ho reads in this +reat oo> %hich od
hath *,aced efore our e(es" The truths he dis8
co&ers are his o%nH he nourishes and e?a,ts his
sou, H he ,i&es in *eaceH he fears nothin+ from menH
and his tender s*ouse %i,, not come to cut o his
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nose"#
Possessed of these ideas) he retired to a coun8
tr( house on the an>s of the Eu*hrates" There
he did not em*,o( himse,f in ca,cu,atin+ ho%
man( inches of %ater Mo% in a second of time
under the arches of a rid+e) or %hether there fe,,
a cue8,ine of rain in the month of the mouse more
than in the month of the shee*" 'e ne&er dreamed
of ma>in+ si,> of co%es) or *orce,ain of ro>en
ott,esH ut he chieM( studied the *ro*erties of
*,ants and anima,s) and soon acGuired a sa+acit(
that made him disco&er a thousand dierences
%here other men see nothin+ ut uniformit("
; 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
One da() as he %as %a,>in+ near a ,itt,e %ood)
he sa% one of the Gueen$s eunuchs runnin+ to%ard
him) fo,,o%ed ( se&era, oQcers) %ho a**eared to
e in +reat *er*,e?it() and %ho ran to and fro ,i>e
men distracted) ea+er,( searchin+ for somethin+
the( had ,ost) of +reat &a,ue"
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#5oun+ man)# said the rst eunuch) #hast thou
seen the Gueen$s do+#
#It is a itch)# re*,ied 3adi+) %ith +reat mod8
est() #and not a do+"#
#Thou art in the ri+ht)# returned the rst
eunuch"
#It is a &er( sma,, she8s*anie,)# added 3adi+H
she has ,ate,( %he,*edH she ,im*s on the ,eft fore
foot) and has &er( ,on+ ears"#
#Thou hast seen her)# said the rst eunuch)
Guite out of reath"
#No)# re*,ied 3adi+) #I ha&e not seen her) nor
did I so much as >no% that the Gueen had a itch"#
E?act,( at the same time) ( one of the common
frea>s of fortune) the nest horse in the >in+$s
sta,e had esca*ed from the Joc>e( in the *,ains
of !a(,on" The *rinci*a, huntsman) and a,, the
other oQcers) ran after him %ith as much ea+erness
and an?iet( as the rst eunuch had done after the
itch" The *rinci*a, huntsman addressed himse,f
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to 3adi+) and as>ed him if he had not seen the
>in+$s horse *assin+ ("
#'e is the Meetest horse in the >in+$s sta,e)#
re*,ied 3adi+H #he is &e feet hi+h) %ith &er( sma,,
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" ;B
hoofs) and a tai, three feet and a ha,f in ,en+thH
the studs on his it are +o,d) of t%ent(8three car8
ats) and his shoes are si,&er of e,e&en *enn(8
%ei+hts"#
#What %a( did he ta>e %here is he# de8
manded the chief huntsman")
#I ha&e not seen him)# re*,ied 3adi+) #and
ne&er heard ta,> of him efore"#
The *rinci*a, huntsman and the rst eunuch
ne&er douted ut that 3adi+ had sto,en the >in+$s
horse and the Gueen$s itch" The( therefore had
him conducted efore the assem,( of the +rand
desterham) %ho condemned him to the >nout) and
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to s*end the rest of his da(s in Sieria" 'ard,(
%as the sentence *assed) %hen the horse and the
itch %ere oth found" The Jud+es %ere reduced
to the disa+reea,e necessit( of re&ersin+ their
sentenceH ut the( condemned 3adi+ to *a( four
hundred ounces of +o,d for ha&in+ said that he
had not seen %hat he had seen" This ne he %as
o,i+ed to *a() after %hich he %as *ermitted to
*,ead his cause efore the counci, of the +rand des8
terham) %hen he s*o>e to the fo,,o%in+ eect.
#5e stars of Justice) a(ss of sciences) mirrors
of truth) %ho ha&e the %ei+ht of ,ead) the hard8
ness of iron) the s*,endor of the diamond) and man(
of the *ro*erties of +o,dH since I am *ermitted to
s*ea> efore this au+ust assem,() I s%ear to (ou
( Oroma2es) that I ha&e ne&er seen the Gueen$s
res*ecta,e itch) nor the sacred horse of the >in+
;4 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
of >in+s" The truth of the matter is as fo,,o%s.
I %as %a,>in+ to%ard the ,itt,e %ood) %here I after8
%ard met the &enera,e eunuch and the most i,,us8
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trious chief huntsman" I oser&ed on the sand the
traces of an anima,) and cou,d easi,( *ercei&e them
to e those of a ,itt,e do+" The ,i+ht and ,on+ fur8
ro%s im*ressed on ,itt,e eminences of sand et%een
the mar>s of the *a%s *,ain,( disco&ered that it
%as a itch) %hose du+s %ere han+in+ do%n) and
that therefore she must ha&e %he,*ed a fe% da(s
efore" Other traces of a dierent >ind) that
a,%a(s a**eared to ha&e +ent,( rushed the sur8
face of the sand near the mar>s of the fore feet
sho%ed me that she had &er( ,on+ earsH and as I
remar>ed that there %as a,%a(s a s,i+hter im*res8
sion made on the sand ( one foot than ( the
other three) I found that the itch of our au+ust
Gueen %as a ,itt,e ,ame) if I ma( e a,,o%ed the
e?*ression" With re+ard to the horse of the >in+
of >in+s) (ou %i,, e *,eased to >no% that) %a,>8
in+ in the ,anes of this %ood) I oser&ed the mar>s
of a horse$s shoes) a,, at eGua, distances" $This
must e a horse)$ said I to m(se,f) $that +a,,o*s
e?ce,,ent,("$ The dust on the trees in a narro%
road) that %as ut se&en feet %ide) %as a ,itt,e
rushed o) at the distance of three feet and a ha,f
from the midd,e of the road" The horse)$ said I)
$has a tai, three feet and a ha,f ,on+) %hich) ein+
%his>ed to the ri+ht and ,eft) has s%e*t a%a( the
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dust"$ I oser&ed under the trees) that formed an
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ;
aror &e feet in hei+ht) that the ,ea&es of the
ranches %ere ne%,( fa,,en) from %hence I inferred
that the horse had touched them) and that he must)
therefore) e &e feet hi+h" As to his it) it must
e +o,d of t%ent(8three carats) for he had rued
its osses a+ainst a stone %hich I >ne% to e a
touchstone) and %hich I ha&e tried" In a %ord)
from a mar> made ( his shoes on Mints of another
>ind) I conc,uded that he %as shod %ith si,&er
e,e&en deniers ne"#
A,, the Jud+es admired 3adi+ for his acute and
*rofound discernment" The ne%s of this s*eech
%as carried e&en to the >in+ and Gueen" Nothin+
%as ta,>ed of ut 3adi+ in the antechamers) the
chamers) and the cainetH and thou+h man( of
the ma+i %ere of o*inion that he ou+ht to e urnt
as a sorcerer) the >in+ ordered his oQcers to
restore him the four hundred ounces of +o,d %hich
he had een o,i+ed to *a(" The re+ister) the
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attorne(s) and ai,is %ent to his house %ith +reat
forma,it( to carr( him ac> his four hundred
ounces" The( on,( retained three hundred and
ninet(8ei+ht of them to defra( the e?*enses of
JusticeH and then their ser&ants demanded their
fees"
3adi+ sa% ho% e?treme,( dan+erous it some8
times is to a**ear too >no%in+) and therefore
reso,&ed that on the ne?t occasion of the ,i>e
nature he %ou,d not te,, %hat he had seen"
Such an o**ortunit( soon oered" A *risoner
Vo," @@
; 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
of state made his esca*e and *assed under the %in8
do%s of 3adi+$s house" 3adi+ %as e?amined) and
made no ans%er" !ut it %as *ro&ed that he had
,oo>ed at the *risoner from this %indo%" For this
crime he %as condemned to *a( &e hundred
ounces of +o,d H and) accordin+ to the *o,ite custom
of !a(,on) he than>ed his Jud+es for their indu,8
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+ence"
#reat od# said he to himse,f) #%hat a mis8
fortune it is to %a,> in a %ood throu+h %hich the
Gueen$s itch) or the >in+$s horse has *assed ho%
dan+erous to ,oo> out at a %indo% and ho% diQ8
cu,t to e ha**( in this ,ife#
C'APTER IV"
T'E ENVIO0S 1AN"
3adi+ reso,&ed to comfort himse,f ( *hi,oso*h(
and friendshi* for the e&i,s he had suered from
fortune" 'e had in the suurs of !a(,on a house
e,e+ant,( furnished) in %hich he assem,ed a,, the
arts and a,, the *,easures %orth( the *ursuit of a
+ent,eman" In the mornin+ his ,irar( %as o*en
to the ,earned" In the e&enin+ his ta,e %as sur8
rounded ( +ood com*an(" !ut he soon found
%hat &er( dan+erous +uests these men of ,etters
are" A %arm dis*ute arose on one of 3oroaster$s
,a%s) %hich forids the eatin+ of a +riQn"
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#Wh()# said some of them) #*rohiit the eat8
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ;<
in+ of a +riQn) if there is no such anima, in na8
ture#
#There must necessari,( e such an anima,)-$
said the others) #since 3oroaster forids us to
eat it"#
3adi+ %ou,d fain ha&e reconci,ed them ( sa(8
in+.
#If there are no +riQns) %e cannot *ossi,( eat
themH and thus) either %a() %e sha,, oe( 3o8
roaster"#
A ,earned man) %ho had com*osed thirteen &o,8
umes on the *ro*erties of the +riQn) and %as)
esides) the chief theur+ite) hasted a%a( to accuse
3adi+ efore one of the *rinci*a, ma+i) named
5eor) the +reatest ,oc>head) and therefore the
+reatest fanatic) amon+ the Cha,dseans" This man
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%ou,d ha&e em*a,ed 3adi+ to do honor to the sun)
and %ou,d then ha&e recited the re&iar( of
3oroaster %ith +reater satisfaction" The friend
Cador a friend is etter than a hundred *riests6
%ent to 5eor) and said to him.
#Lon+ ,i&e the sun and the +riQnsH e%are of
*unishin+ 3adi+H he is a saintH he has +riQns in
his inner court) and does not eat themH and his
accuser is a heretic) %ho dares to maintain that
raits ha&e c,o&en feet) and are not unc,ean"#
#We,,)# said 5eor) sha>in+ his a,d *ate) #%e
must em*a,e 3adi+ for ha&in+ thou+ht contem*t8
uous,( of +riQns) and the other *art( for ha&in+
s*o>en disres*ectfu,,( of raits"#
;= 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
Cador hushed u* the matter ( a**ea,in+ to a
*erson %ho had +reat interest in the co,,e+e of t&ie
ma+i" Nood( %as em*a,ed" This ,enit( occa8
sioned a +reat murmurin+ amon+ some of the doc8
tors) %ho from thence *redicted the fa,, of !a(,on"
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#0*on %hat does ha**iness de*end# said 3a8
di+H I am *ersecuted ( e&er(thin+ in the %or,d)
e&en on account of ein+s $that ha&e no e?istence"#
'e cursed those men of ,earnin+ and reso,&ed
for the future to ,i&e %ith none ut +ood com8
*an("
'e assem,ed at his house the most %orth( men
and the most eautifu, ,adies of !a(,on" 'e
+a&e them de,icious su**ers) often *receded (
concerts of music) and a,%a(s animated ( *o,ite
con&ersation) from %hich he >ne% ho% to anish
that aectation of %it %hich is the surest method
of *re&entin+ it entire,() and of s*oi,in+ the *,eas8
ure of the most a+reea,e societ(" Neither the
choice of his friends) nor that of the dishes) %as
made ( &anit() for in e&er(thin+ he *referred the
sustance to the shado%H and ( these means he
*rocured that rea, res*ect to %hich he did not
as*ire"
O**osite to his house ,i&ed one Arima2es) a
man %hose deformed countenance %as ut a faint
*icture of his sti,, more deformed mind" 'is heart
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%as a mi?ture of ma,ice) *ride) and en&(" 'a&in+
ne&er een a,e to succeed in an( of his under8
ta>in+s) he re&en+ed himse,f on a,, around him (
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" ; ;
,oadin+ them %ith the ,ac>est ca,umnies" Rich
as he %as) he found it diQcu,t to *rocure a set of
Matterers" The ratt,in+ of the chariots that entered
3adi+$s court in the e&enin+ ,,ed him %ith uneasi8
ness H the sound of his *raises enra+ed him sti,, more"
'e sometimes %ent to 3adi+$s house) and sat
do%n at ta,e %ithout ein+ desired) %here he
s*oi,ed a,, the *,easure of the com*an() as the har8
*ies are said to infect the &iands the( touch"
It ha**ened that one da( he too> it in his head
to +i&e an entertainment to a ,ad() %ho) instead
of acce*tin+ it) %ent to su* %ith 3adi+" At another
time) as he %as ta,>in+ %ith 3adi+ at court) a min8
ister of state came u* to them and in&ited 3adi+
to su**er) %ithout in&itin+ Arima2es" The most
im*,aca,e hatred has se,dom a more so,id founda8
tion" This man) %ho in !a(,on %as ca,,ed the
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en&ious) reso,&ed to ruin 3adi+ ecause he %as
ca,,ed the ha**() #The o**ortunit( of doin+ mis8
chief occurs a hundred times in a da() and that of
doin+ +ood ut once a (ear)# as saith the %ise
3oroaster"
The en&ious man %ent to see 3adi+) %ho %as
%a,>in+ in his +arden %ith t%o friends and a ,ad()
to %hom he said man( +a,,ant thin+s) %ithout an(
other intention than that of sa(in+ them" The
con&ersation turned u*on a %ar %hich the >in+ had
Just rou+ht to a ha**( conc,usion a+ainst the
*rince of 'ircania) his &assa," 3adi+) %ho had si+8
na,i2ed his coura+e in this short %ar) esto%ed
@@ 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
+reat *raises on the >in+) ut +reater sti,, on the
,ad(" 'e too> out his *oc>et8oo>) and %rote
four ,ines e?tem*ore) %hich he +a&e to this amia,e
*erson to read" 'is friends e++ed the( mi+ht see
them H ut modest() or rather) a %e,,8re+u,ated se,f8
,o&e) %ou,d not a,,o% him to +rant their reGuest"
'e >ne% that e?tem*orar( &erses are ne&er a*8
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*ro&ed ( an( ut the *erson in %hose honor the(
are %ritten" 'e therefore tore in t%o the ,eaf on
%hich he had %ritten them) and thre% oth the
*ieces into a thic>et of rose8ushes) %here the rest
of the com*an( sou+ht for them in &ain" A s,i+ht
sho%er) fa,,in+ soon after) o,i+ed them to return
to the house"
The en&ious man) %ho remained in the +arden)
continued to search) ti,, at ,ast he found a *iece of
the ,eaf" It had een torn in such a manner that
each ha,f of a ,ine formed com*,ete sense) and
e&en a &erse of a shorter measureH ut %hat %as
sti,, more sur*risin+) these short &erses %ere found
to contain the most inJurious reMections on the
>in+" The( ran thus.
To Ma+rant crimes
'is cro%n he o%es)
To *eacefu, times
The %orst of foes"
The en&ious man %as no% ha**( for the rst
time in his ,ife" 'e had it in his *o%er to ruin a
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*erson of &irtue and merit" Fi,,ed %ith this end8
,i>e Jo() he found means to con&e( to the >in+
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" @:
the satire %ritten ( the hand of 3adi+) %ho %as
immediate,( thro%n into *rison) to+ether %ith the
,ad( and 3adi+$s t%o friends"
'is tria, %as soon nished) %ithout his ein+
*ermitted to s*ea> for himse,f" As he %as +oin+ to
recei&e his sentence) the en&ious man thre% him8
se,f in his %a( and to,d him) %ith a ,oud &oice)
that his &erses %ere +ood for nothin+" 3adi+ did
not &a,ue himse,f on ein+ a +ood *oetH ut it
,,ed him %ith ine?*ressi,e concern to nd that
he %as condemned for hi+h treasonH and that the
fair ,ad( and his t%o friends %ere conned in
*rison for a crime of %hich the( %ere not +ui,t("
'e %as not a,,o%ed to s*ea>) ecause his %ritin+
s*o>e for him" Such %as the ,a% of !a(,on"
Accordin+,( he %as conducted to the *,ace of e?e8
cution throu+h an immense cro%d of s*ectators)
%ho durst not &enture to e?*ress their *it( for
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him) ut %ho carefu,,( e?amined his countenance
to see if he died %ith a +ood +race" 'is re,ations
a,one %ere inconso,a,e) for the( cou,d not succeed
to his estate" Three8fourths of his %ea,th %as con8
scated into the >in+$s treasur() and the other
fourth %as +i&en to the en&ious man"
/ust as he %as *re*arin+ for death) the >in+$s
*arrot Me% from its ca+e) and a,i+hted on a rose8
ush in 3adi+$s +arden" A *each had een ,o%n
thither ( the %ind) from a nei+horin+ tree) and
had fa,,en on a *iece of the %ritten ,eaf of " the
*oc>et8oo>) to %hich it stuc>" The ird carried
@ 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
o the *each and the *a*er) and ,aid them on the
>in+$s >nee" The >in+ too> u* the *a*er %ith
+reat ea+erness) and read the %ords) %hich formed
no sense) and seemed to e the endin+s of &erses"
'e ,o&ed *oetr() and there is a,%a(s some merc(
to e e?*ected from a *rince of that dis*osition"
The ad&enture of the *arrot caused him to reMect"
The Gueen) %ho rememered %hat had een
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%ritten on the *iece of 3adi+$s *oc>et8oo>) or8
dered it to e rou+ht" The( com*ared the t%o
*ieces to+ether) and found them to ta,,( e?act,("
The( then read the &erses as 3adi+ had %ritten
them"
T(rants are *rone to Ma+rant crimesH
To c,emenc( his cro%n he o%esH
To concord and to *eacefu, times
Lo&e on,( is the %orst of foes"
The >in+ +a&e immediate orders that 3adi+
shou,d e rou+ht efore him) and that his t%o
friends and the ,ad( shou,d e set at ,iert(" 3adi+
fe,, *rostrate on the +round efore the >in+ and
Gueen) hum,( e++ed their *ardon for ha&in+
made such ad &erses) and s*o>e %ith so much
*ro*riet() %it) and +ood sense) that their maJesties
desired the( mi+ht see him a+ain" 'e did him8
se,f that honor) and insinuated himse,f sti,, farther
into their +ood +races" The( +a&e him a,, the
%ea,th of the en&ious man) ut 3adi+ restored him
ac> the %ho,e of it) and this instance of +enerosit(
+a&e no other *,easure to the en&ious man than
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3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" @B
that of ha&in+ *reser&ed his estate" The >in+$s
esteem for 3adi+ increased e&er( da(" 'e admit8
ted him into a,, his *arties of *,easure) and con8
su,ted him in a,, aairs of state" From that time
the Gueen e+an to re+ard him %ith an e(e of ten8
derness) that mi+ht one da( *ro&e dan+erous to
herse,f) to the >in+) her au+ust consort) to 3adi+)
and to the >in+dom in +enera," 3adi+ no% e+an
to thin> that ha**iness %as not so unattaina,e
as he had former,( ima+ined"
C'APTER V"
T'E ENERO0S"
The time had no% arri&ed for ce,eratin+ a
+rand festi&a,) %hich returned e&er( &e (ears" It
%as a custom in !a(,on so,emn,( to dec,are) at
the end of e&er( &e (ears) %hich of the citi2ens
had *erformed the most +enerous action" The
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+randees and the ma+i %ere the Jud+es" The rst
satra*) %ho %as char+ed %ith the +o&ernment of
the cit() *u,ished the most no,e actrons that
had ha**ened under his administration" The com8
*etition %as decided ( &otes) and the >in+ *ro8
nounced the a%ard" Peo*,e came to this so8
,emnit( from the e?tremities of the earth" The con8
Gueror recei&ed from the monarch$s hands a +o,den
cu*) adorned %ith *recious stonec) his maJest( at
the same time ma>in+ him this com*,iment. #Re8
@4 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
cei&e this re%ard of th( +enerosit() and ma( the
+ods +rant me man( suJects ,i>e to thee"#
This memora,e da( ha&in+ come) the >in+
a**eared on his throne) surrounded ( the +ran8
dees) the ma+i) and the de*uties of a,, the nations
that came to these +ames) %here +,or( %as ac8
Guired) not ( the s%iftness of horses) nor (
stren+th of od() ut ( &irtue" The rst satra*
recited) %ith an audi,e &oice) such actions as mi+ht
entit,e the authors of them to this in&a,ua,e *ri2e"
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'e did not mention the +reatness of sou, %ith
%hich 3adi+ had restored to the en&ious man his for8
tune) ecause it %as not Jud+ed to e an action
%orth( of dis*utin+ the *ri2e"
'e rst *resented a Jud+e) %ho) ha&in+ made
a citi2en ,ose a considera,e cause ( a mista>e) for
%hich) after a,,) he %as not accounta,e) had +i&en
him the %ho,e of his o%n estate) %hich %as Just
eGua, to %hat the other had ,ost"
'e ne?t *roduced a (oun+ man %ho) ein+ des8
*erate,( in ,o&e %ith a ,ad( %hom he %as +oin+
to marr() had (ie,ded her u* to his friend) %hose
*assion for her had a,most rou+ht him to the
rin> of the +ra&e) and at the same time had +i&en
him the ,ad($s fortune"
'e after%ards *roduced a so,dier) %ho) in the
%ars of 'ircania) had +i&en a sti,, more no,e in8
stance of +enerosit(" A *art( of the enem( ha&8
in+ sei2ed his mistress) he fou+ht in her defence
%ith +reat intre*idit(" At that &er( instant he
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3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" @
%as informed that another *art() at the distance
of a fe% *aces) %ere carr(in+ o his mother" 'e
therefore ,eft his mistress) %ith tears in his e(es)
and Me% to the assistance of his mother" At ,ast
he returned to the dear oJect of his ,o&e) and
found her e?*irin+" 'e %as Just +oin+ to *,un+e
his s%ord into his o%n osom) ut his mother
remonstratin+ a+ainst such a des*erate deed) and
te,,in+ him that he %as the on,( su**ort of her ,ife)
he had the coura+e to endure to ,i&e"
The Jud+es %ere inc,ined to +i&e the *ri2e to
the so,dier" !ut the >in+ too> u* the discourse)
and said.
#The action of the so,dier) and those of the
other t%o) are dout,ess *raise%orth() ut the( ha&e
nothin+ in them sur*risin+" 5esterda( 3adi+ *er8
formed an action that ,,ed me %ith %onder" I
had a fe% da(s efore dis+raced Core) m( min8
ister and fa&orite" I com*,ained of him in the most
&io,ent and itter termsH a,, m( courtiers assured
me that I %as too +ent,e) and seemed to &ie %ith
each other in s*ea>in+ i,, of Core" I as>ed 3adi+
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%hat he thou+ht of him) and he had the coura+e to
commend him" I ha&e read in our histories of
man( *eo*,e %ho ha&e atoned for an error ( the
surrender of their fortuneH %ho ha&e resi+ned a
mistress) or *referred a mother to the oJect of
their aectionH ut ne&er efore did I hear of a
courtier %ho s*o>e fa&ora,( of a dis+raced min8
ister that ,aored under the dis*,easure of his so&8
@ 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
erei+n" I +i&e to each of those %hose +enerous
actions ha&e Just een recited) t%ent( thousand *ieces
of +o,d H ut the cu* I +i&e to 3adi+"#
#1a( it *,ease th( maJest()# said 3adi+) #th(8
se,f a,one deser&est the cu*" Thou hast *erformed
an action of a,, others the most uncommon and
meritorious) since) not%ithstandin+ th( ein+ a
*o%erfu, >in+) thou %ast not oended at th( s,a&e
%hen he *resumed to o**ose th( *assion"#
The >in+ and 3adi+ %ere eGua,,( the oJect of
admiration" The Jud+e %ho had +i&en his estate
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to his c,ientH the ,o&er %ho had resi+ned his mis8
tress to his friend) and the so,dier %ho had *re8
ferred the safet( of his mother to that of his mis8
tress recei&ed the >in+$s *resents) and sa% their
names enro,,ed in the cata,o+ue of +enerous men"
3adi+ had the cu*) and the >in+ acGuired the re*8
utation of a +ood *rince) %hich he did not ,on+
enJo(" The da( %as ce,erated ( feasts) %hich
,asted ,on+er than the ,a% enJoined) and the mem8
or( of it is sti,, *reser&ed in Asia" 3adi+ said.
#No% I am ha**( at ,ast"# !ut he %as decei&ed"
C'APTER VI"
T'E 1INISTER"
The >in+ had ,ost his rst minister) and chose
3adi+ to su**,( his *,ace" A,, the ,adies in !a(8
,on a**,auded the choice) for) since the foundation
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" @<
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of the em*ire) there had ne&er een such a (oun+
minister" !ut a,, the courtiers %ere ,,ed %ith
Jea,ous( and &e?ation" The en&ious man" in *artic8
u,ar) %as trou,ed %ith a s*ittin+ of ,ood) and a
*rodi+ious inMammation in his nose" 3adi+) ha&8
in+ than>ed the >in+ and Gueen for their +oodness)
%ent ,i>e%ise to than> the *arrot"
#!eautifu, ird)# said he) # $tis thou that hast
sa&ed m( ,ife and made me rst minister" The
Gueen$s itch and the >in+$s horse did me a +reat
dea, of mischief) ut thou hast done me much +ood"
0*on such s,ender threads as these do the fates of
morta,s han+# #!ut)# added he) #this ha**iness
*erha*s %i,, &anish &er( soon"#
#Soon)# re*,ied the *arrot"
3adi+ %as some%hat start,ed at this %ord" !ut
as he %as a +ood natura, *hi,oso*her) and did not
e,ie&e *arrots to e *ro*hets) he Guic>,( reco&8
ered his s*irits) and reso,&ed to e?ecute his dut(
to the est of his *o%er"
'e made e&er( one fee, the sacred authorit( of
the ,a%s) ut no one fe,t the %ei+ht of his di+nit("
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'e ne&er chec>ed the de,ierations of the di&an)
and e&er( &i2ier mi+ht +i&e his o*inion %ithout fear
of incurrin+ the minister$s dis*,easure" When he
+a&e Jud+ment) it %as not he that +a&e itH it %as
the ,a%H the ri+or of %hich) ho%e&er) %hene&er
it %as too se&ere) he a,%a(s too> care to softenH
and %hen ,a%s %ere %antin+) the eGuit( of his de8
:= 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
cisions %as such as mi+ht easi,( ha&e made them
*ass for those of 3oroaster"
It is to him that the nations are indeted for this
+rand *rinci*,e) to %it) that it is etter to run the
ris> of s*arin+ the +ui,t( than to condemn the
innocent" 'e ima+ined that ,a%s %ere made as
%e,, to secure the *eo*,e from the suerin+ of
inJuries as to restrain them from the commission
of crimes" 'is chief ta,ent consisted in disco&erin+
the truth) %hich a,, men see> to oscure" This
+reat ta,ent he *ut in *ractice from the &er( e+in8
nin+ of his administration"
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A famous merchant of !a(,on) %ho died in the
Indies) di&ided his estate eGua,,( et%een his t%o
sons) after ha&in+ dis*osed of their sister in mar8
ria+e) and ,eft a *resent of thirt( thousand *ieces
of +o,d to that son %ho shou,d e found to ha&e
,o&ed him est" The e,dest raised a tom to his
memor(H the (oun+est increased his sister$s *or8
tion) ( +i&in+ her a *art of his inheritance" E&er(
one said that the e,dest son ,o&ed his father est)
and the (oun+est his sister) and that the thirt(
thousand *ieces e,on+ed to the e,dest"
3adi+ sent for oth of them) the one after the
other" To the e,dest he said.
#Th( father is not dead) ut has sur&i&ed his
,ast i,,ness) and is returnin+ to !a(,on"#
#od e *raised)# re*,ied the (oun+ manH #ut
his tom cost me a considera,e sum"#
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" :;
3adi+ after%ards re*eated the same stor( to the
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(oun+est son"
#od e *raised)# said heH I %i,, +o and restore
to m( father a,, that I ha&e H ut I cou,d %ish that he
%ou,d ,ea&e m( sister %hat I ha&e +i&en her"#
#Thou sha,t restore nothin+)# re*,ied 3adi+) and
thou sha,t ha&e the thirt( thousand *ieces) for thou
art the son %ho ,o&es his father est"#
A %ido%) ha&in+ a (oun+ son) and ein+ *os8
sessed of a handsome fortune) had +i&en a *romise
of marria+e to t%o ma+i) %ho %ere oth desirous
of marr(in+ her" -----
#I %i,, ta>e for m( husand)# said she) #the man
%ho can +i&e the est education to m( e,o&ed son"#
The t%o ma+i contended %ho shou,d rin+ him
u*) and the cause %as carried efore 3adi+" 3adi+
summoned the t%o ma+i to attend him"
#What %i,, (ou teach (our *u*i,# said he to
the rst"
#I %i,, teach him)# said the doctor) #the ei+ht
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*arts of s*eech) ,o+ic) astro,o+() *neumatics) %hat
is meant ( sustance and accident) astract and
concrete) the doctrine of the monads) and the *re8
esta,ished harmon("#
#For m( *art)# said the second) #I %i,, endea&or
to +i&e him a sense of Justice) and to ma>e him
%orth( the friendshi* of +ood men"#
3adi+ then cried.
#Whether thou art the chi,d$s fa&orite or not)
thou sha,t ha&e his mother"#
:@ 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
C'APTER VII"
T'E DISP0TES AND T'E A0DIENCES"
In this manner he dai,( disco&ered the sut,et(
of his +enius and the +oodness of his heart" The
*eo*,e at once admired and ,o&ed him" 'e *assed
for the ha**iest man in the %or,d" The %ho,e
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em*ire resounded %ith his name" A,, the ,adies
o+,ed him" A,, the men *raised him for his Justice"
The ,earned re+arded him as an orac,e) and e&en
the *riests confessed that he >ne% more than the
o,d arch8ma+i) 5eor" The( %ere no% so far from
*rosecutin+ him on account of the +riQns) that
the( e,ie&ed nothin+ ut %hat he thou+ht credi,e"
There had continued at !a(,on) for the s*ace
of fteen hundred (ears) a &io,ent contest) that had
di&ided the em*ire into t%o sects" The one *re8
tended that the( ou+ht to enter the tem*,e of
1ithra %ith the ,eft foot foremostH the other he,d
this custom in detestation) and a,%a(s entered %ith
the ri+ht foot rst" The *eo*,e %aited %ith +reat
im*atience for the da( on %hich the so,emn feast
of the sacred re %as to e ce,erated) to see %hich
sect 3adi+ %ou,d fa&or" A,, the %or,d had their
e(es ?ed on his t%o feet) and the %ho,e cit( %as
in the utmost sus*ense and *erturation" 3adi+
Jum*ed into the tem*,e %ith his feet Joined to8
+ether) and after%ards *ro&ed) in an e,oGuent dis8
course) that the So&erei+n of hea&en and earth)
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3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ::
%ho acce*teth not the *ersons of men) ma>eth no
distinction et%een the ri+ht foot and the ,eft foot"
The en&ious man and his %ife a,,e+ed that his dis8
course %as not +urati&e enou+h) and that he did
not ma>e the roc>s and mountains dance %ith suf8
cient a+i,it("
#'e is dr()# said the() #and &oid of +enius" 'e
does not ma>e the sea to M() and stars to fa,,) nor
the sun to me,t ,i>e %a?" 'e has not the true
orienta, st(,e"#
3adi+ contented himse,f %ith ha&in+ the st(,e
of reason" A,, the %or,d fa&ored him) not ecause
he %as in the ri+ht road) or fo,,o%ed the dictates
of reason) or %as a man of rea, merit) ut ecause
he %as *rime &i2ier"
'e terminated %ith the same ha**( address the
+rand dis*ute et%een the ,ac> and the %hite
ma+i" The former maintained that it %as the
hei+ht of im*iet( to *ra( to od %ith the face
turned to%ard the east in %interH the ,atter asserted
that od ahorred the *ra(ers of those %ho turned
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to%ard the %est in summer" 3adi+ decreed that
e&er( man shou,d e a,,o%ed to turn as he *,eased"
Thus he found out the ha**( secret of nishin+
a,, aairs) %hether of a *ri&ate or a *u,ic nature)
in the mornin+" The rest of the da( he em*,o(ed
in su*erintendin+ and *romotin+ the eme,,ish8
ments of !a(,on" 'e e?hiited tra+edies that
dre% tears from the e(es of the s*ectators) and com8
edies that shoo> their sides %ith ,au+hter) a cus8
Vo," @ :
: 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
torn %hich had ,on+ een disused) and %hich his
+ood taste no% induced him to re&i&e" 'e ne&er
aected to e more >no%in+ in the *o,ite arts than
the artists themse,&es" 'e encoura+ed them (
re%ards and honors) and %as ne&er Jea,ous of their
ta,ents" In the e&enin+ the >in+ %as hi+h,( enter8
tained %ith his con&ersation) and the Gueen sti,,
more"
#reat minister)# said the >in+"
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#Amia,e minister)# said the GueenH and oth
of them added. #It %ou,d ha&e een a +reat ,oss
to the state had such a man een han+ed"# - - - -
1ean%hi,e 3adi+ *ercei&ed that his thou+hts
%ere a,%a(s distracted) as %e,, %hen he +a&e audi8
ence as %hen he sat in Jud+ment" 'e did not
>no% to %hat to attriute this asence of mind) and
that %as his on,( sorro%"
'e had a dream) in %hich he ima+ined that he
,aid himse,f do%n u*on a hea* of dr( hers) amon+
%hich there %ere man( *ric>,( ones that +a&e him
+reat uneasiness) and that he after%ard re*osed
himse,f on a soft ed of roses) from %hich there
s*run+ a ser*ent that %ounded him to the heart
%ith its shar*) &enomed fan+s" #A,as)# said he) #I
ha&e ,on+ ,ain on these dr( and *ric>,( hersH I
am no% on the ed of rosesH ut %hat sha,, e the
ser*ent#
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" :B
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C'APTER VIII"
/EALO0S5"
3adi+$s ca,amities s*run+ e&en from his ha**i8
ness) and es*ecia,,( from his merit" 'e e&er( da(
con&ersed %ith the >in+ and his au+ust consort"
The charms of 3adi+$s con&ersation %ere +reat,(
hei+htened ( that desire of *,easin+ %hich is to
the mind %hat dress is to eaut(" 'is (outh and
+racefu, a**earance insensi,( made an im*ression
on Astarte) %hich she did not at rst *ercei&e"
'er *assion +re% and Mourished in the osom of
innocence" Without fear or scru*,e she indu,+ed
the *,easin+ satisfaction of seein+ and hearin+ a
man %ho %as so dear to her husand) and to the
em*ire in +enera," She %as continua,,( *raisin+
him to the >in+" She ta,>ed of him to her %omen)
%ho %ere a,%a(s sure to im*ro&e on her *raises"
And thus e&er(thin+ contriuted to *ierce her heart
%ith a dart) of %hich she did not seem to e sen8
si,e" She made se&era, *resents to 3adi+) %hich
disco&ered a +reater s*irit of +a,,antr( than she
ima+ined" She intended to s*ea> to him on,( as
a Gueen satised %ith his ser&icesH and her e?*res8
sions %ere sometimes those of a %oman in ,o&e"
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Astarte %as much more eautifu, than that
Semira %ho had such a stron+ a&ersion to one8
e(ed men) or that other %oman %ho had reso,&ed
to cut o her husand$s nose" 'er unreser&ed
:4 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
fami,iarit() her tender e?*ressions) at %hich she
e+an to ,ushH and her e(es) %hich) thou+h she
endea&ored to di&ert them to other oJects) %ere
a,%a(s ?ed u*on his) ins*ired 3adi+ %ith a *as8
sion that ,,ed him %ith astonishment" 'e stru+8
+,ed hard to +et the etter of it" 'e ca,,ed to his
aid the *rece*ts of *hi,oso*h() %hich had a,%a(s
stood him in steadH ut from thence) thou+h he
cou,d deri&e the ,i+ht of >no%,ed+e) he cou,d *ro8
cure no remed( to cure the disorders of his ,o&e8
sic> heart" Dut() +ratitude) and &io,ated maJest()
*resented themse,&es to his mind) as so man(
a&en+in+ +ods" 'e stru++,edH he conGuered" !ut
this &ictor() %hich he %as o,i+ed to *urchase
afresh e&er( moment) cost him man( si+hs and
tears" 'e no ,on+er dared to s*ea> to the Gueen
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%ith that s%eet and charmin+ fami,iarit( %hich
had een so a+reea,e to them oth" 'is counte8
nance %as co&ered %ith a c,oud" 'is con&ersation
%as constrained and incoherent" 'is e(es %ere
?ed on the +roundH and %hen) in s*ite of a,, his
endea&ors to the contrar() the( encountered those
of the Gueen) the( found them athed in tears) and
dartin+ arro%s of Mame" The( seemed to sa( . #We
adore each other) and (et are afraid to ,o&eH %e are
consumed %ith a *assion %hich %e oth condemn"#
3adi+ ,eft the ro(a, *resence fu,, of *er*,e?it(
and des*air) and ha&in+ his heart o**ressed %ith a
urden %hich he %as no ,on+er a,e to ear" In
the &io,ence "of his *erturation he in&o,untari,(
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" :
etra(ed the secret to his friend Cador) in the same
manner as a man) %ho) ha&in+ ,on+ endured a
crue, disease) disco&ers his *ain ( a cr( e?torted
from him ( a more se&ere attac>) and ( the co,d
s%eat that co&ers his ro%"
#I ha&e a,read( disco&ered)# said Cador) #the
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sentiments %hich thou %ou,dst fain concea, from
ih(se,f" The s(m*toms ( %hich the *assions
sho% themse,&es are certain and infa,,i,e" /ud+e)
m( dear 3adi+) since I ha&e read th( heart) %hether
the >in+ %i,, not disco&er somethin+ in it that ma(
+i&e him oence" 'e has no other fau,t ut that
of ein+ the most Jea,ous man in the %or,d" Thou
canst resist the &io,ence of th( *assion %ith +reater
fortitude than the Gueen) ecause thou art a *hi8
,oso*her) and ecause thou art 3adi+" Astarte is
a %oman" She suers her e(es to s*ea> %ith so
much the more im*rudence) as she does not as (et
thin> herse,f +ui,t(" Conscious of her o%n inno8
cence) she unha**i,( ne+,ects those e?terna, a*8
*earances %hich are so necessar(" I sha,, trem,e
for her so ,on+ as she has nothin+ %here%itha, to
re*roach herse,f" - - - - A +ro%in+ *assion
%hich %e endea&or to su**ress) disco&ers itse,f in
s*ite of a,, our eorts to the contrar("# - - - -
1ean%hi,e) the Gueen mentioned the name of
3adi+ so freGuent,() and %ith such a ,ushin+ and
do%ncast ,oo>" She %as sometimes so ,i&e,() and
sometimes so *er*,e?ed) %hen she s*o>e to him in
the >in+$s *resence) and %as sei2ed %ith such a dee*
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: 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
thou+htfu,ness at his +oin+ a%a() that the >in+
e+an to e trou,ed" 'e e,ie&ed a,, that he sa%)
and ima+ined a,, that he did not see" 'e *articu8
,ar,( remar>ed that his %ife$s shoes %ere ,ue) and
that 3adi+$s shoes %ere ,ueH that his %ife$s ri8
ons %ere (e,,o%) and that 3adi+$s onnet %as
(e,,o%H and these %ere terri,e s(m*toms to a
*rince of so much de,icac(" In his Jea,ous mind
sus*icion %as turned into certaint("
A,, the s,a&es of >in+s and Gueens are so man(
s*ies o&er their hearts" The( soon oser&ed that
Astarte %as tender) and that 1oadar %as Jea,ous"
The en&ious man *ersuaded his %ife to send anon(8
mous,( to the >in+ her +arter) %hich resem,ed
those of the GueenH and to com*,ete the misfor8
tune) this +arter %as ,ue" The monarch no%
thou+ht of nothin+ ut in %hat manner he mi+ht
est e?ecute his &en+eance" 'e one ni+ht reso,&ed
to *oison the Gueen) and in the mornin+ to *ut
3adi+ to death ( the o%strin+" The orders %ere
+i&en to a merci,ess eunuch) %ho common,( e?e8
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cuted his acts of &en+eance"
There ha**ened at that time to e in the >in+$s
chamer a ,itt,e d%arf) %ho) thou+h dum) %as not
deaf" 'e %as a,,o%ed) on account of his insi+8
nicance) to +o %here&er he *,easedH and) as a
domestic anima,) %as a %itness of %hat *assed in
the most *rofound secrec("
This ,itt,e mute %as stron+,( attached to the
Gueen and 3adi+" With eGua, horror and sur*rise
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" :<
he heard the crue, orders +i&enH ut ho% cou,d
he *re&ent the fata, sentence that) in a fe% hours)
%as to e carried into e?ecution 'e cou,d not
%rite) ut he cou,d *aint H and e?ce,,ed *articu,ar,(
in dra%in+ a stri>in+ resem,ance" 'e em*,o(ed
a *art of the ni+ht in s>etchin+ out %ith his *enci,
%hat he meant to im*art to the Gueen" The *iece
re*resented the >in+ in one corner) oi,in+ %ith
ra+e) and +i&in+ orders to the eunuch H a ,ue o%8
strin+) and a o%, on a ta,e) %ith ,ue +arters and
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(e,,o% rionsH the Gueen in the midd,e of the *ic8
ture) e?*irin+ in the arms of her %oman) and 3adi+
stran+,ed at her feet" The hori2on re*resented a
risin+ sun) to e?*ress that this shoc>in+ e?ecution
%as to e *erformed in the mornin+" As soon as
he had nished the *icture) he ran to one of
Astarte$s %omen) a%o>e her) and made her under8
stand that she must immediate,( carr( it to the
Gueen"
At midni+ht a messen+er >noc>s at 3adi+$s
door) a%a>es him) and +i&es him a note from the
Gueen" 'e douts %hether it is not a dream. and
o*ens the ,etter %ith a trem,in+ hand" !ut ho%
+reat %as his sur*rise) and %ho can e?*ress the
consternation and des*air into %hich he %as
thro%n u*on readin+ these %ords. #F,() this in8
stant) or thou art a dead man F,() 3adi+) I con8
Jure thee ( our mutua, ,o&e and m( (e,,o% ri8
ons" I ha&e not een +ui,t() ut I nd that I
must die ,i>e a crimina,"#
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3adi+ %as hard,( a,e to s*ea>" 'e sent for
Cador) and) %ithout utterin+ a %ord) +a&e him the
note" Cador forced him to oe() and forth%ith to
ta>e the road to 1em*his"
#Shou,dst thou dare)# said he) #to +o in search
of the Gueen) thou %i,t hasten her death" Shou,dst
thou s*ea> to the >in+) thou %i,t infa,,i,( ruin her"
I %i,, ta>e u*on me the char+e of her destin(H fo,8
,o% th( o%n" I %i,, s*read a re*ort that thou hast
ta>en the road to India" I %i,, soon fo,,o% thee
and inform thee of a,, that sha,, ha&e *assed in
!a(,on"#
At that instant Cador caused t%o of the s%iftest
dromedaries to e rou+ht to a *ri&ate +ate of the
*a,ace" 0*on one of these he mounted 3adi+)
%hom he %as o,i+ed to carr( to the door) and %ho
%as read( to e?*ire %ith +rief" 'e %as accom8
*anied ( a sin+,e domestic H and Cador) *,un+ed in
sorro% and astonishment) soon ,ost si+ht of his
friend"
This i,,ustrious fu+iti&e arri&in+ on the side of a
hi,,) from %hence he cou,d ta>e a &ie% of !a(,on)
turned his e(es to%ards the Gueen$s *a,ace) and
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fainted a%a( at the si+htH nor did he reco&er his
senses ut to shed a torrent of tears) and to %ish for
death" At ,en+th) after his thou+hts had een ,on+
en+rossed in ,amentin+ the unha**( fate of the
,o&e,iest %oman and the +reatest Gueen in the
%or,d) he for a moment turned his &ie%s on him8
se,f) and cried.
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ;
#What then is human ,ife O &irtue) ho% hast
thou ser&ed me T%o %omen ha&e ase,( decei&ed
meH and no% a third) %ho is innocent) and more
eautifu, than oth the others) is +oin+ to e *ut
to death Whate&er +ood I ha&e done hath een
to me a continua, source of ca,amit( and aictionH
and I ha&e on,( een raised to the hei+ht of
+randeur to e tum,ed do%n the most horrid *rec8
i*ice of misfortune"#
Fi,,ed %ith these +,oom( reMections) his e(es
o&ers*read %ith the &ei, of +rief) his countenance
co&ered %ith the *a,eness of death) and his sou,
*,un+ed in an a(ss of the ,ac>est des*air) he con8
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tinued his Journe( to%ard E+(*t"
C'APTER I9"
T'E WO1AN8!EATER"
3adi+ directed his course ( the stars" The con8
ste,,ation of Orion) and the s*,endid Do+stars)
+uided his ste*s to%ards the *o,e of Cano*us" 'e
admired those &ast +,oes of ,i+ht %hich a**ear to
our e(es as so man( ,itt,e s*ar>s) %hi,e the earth)
%hich in rea,it( is on,( an im*erce*ti,e *oint in
nature) a**ears8 to our fond ima+inations as some8
thin+ so +rand and no,e" 'e then re*resented to
himse,f the human s*ecies) as it rea,,( is) as a *arce,
of insects de&ourin+ one another on a ,itt,e atom of
c,a(" This true ima+e seemed to annihi,ate his mis8
@ 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
fortunes) ( ma>in+ him sensi,e of the nothin+8
ness of his o%n ein+) and that of !a(,on" 'is
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sou, ,aunched out into innit() and detached from
the senses) contem*,ated the immuta,e order of
the uni&erse" !ut %hen) after%ard) returnin+ to
himse,f) and enterin+ into his o%n heart) he con8
sidered that Astarte had *erha*s died for him) the
uni&erse &anished from his si+ht) and he ehe,d
nothin+ in the %ho,e com*ass of nature ut Astarte
e?*irin+) and 3adi+ unha**("
Whi,e he thus a,ternate,( +a&e u* his mind to
this Mu? and reMu? of su,ime *hi,oso*h( and in8
to,era,e +rief) he ad&anced to%ard the frontiers of
E+(*tH and his faithfu, domestic %as a,read( in the
rst &i,,a+e) in search of a ,od+in+"
1ean%hi,e) as 3adi+ %as %a,>in+ to%ard the
+ardens that s>irted the &i,,a+e) he sa%) at a sma,,
distance from the hi+h%a() a %oman athed in tears
and ca,,in+ hea&en and earth to her assistance) and
a man in a furious *assion *ursuin+ her"
This madman had a,read( o&erta>en the %oman)
%ho emraced his >nees) not%ithstandin+ %hich he
,oaded her %ith ,o%s and re*roaches" 3adi+
Jud+ed ( the frantic eha&ior of the E+(*tian) and
( the re*eated *ardons %hich the ,ad( as>ed him)
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that the one %as Jea,ous) and the other unfaithfu,"
!ut %hen he sur&e(ed the %oman more narro%,()
and found her to e a ,ad( of e?Guisite eaut() and
e&en to ha&e a stron+ resem,ance to the unha**(
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" :
Astarte) he fe,t himse,f ins*ired %ith com*assion
for her) and horror to%ard the E+(*tian"
#Assist me)# cried she to 3adi+) %ith the dee*est
si+hs) #de,i&er me from the hands of the most ar8
arous man in the %or,d Sa&e m( ,ife #
1o&ed ( these *itifu, cries) 3adi+ ran and
thre% himse,f et%een her and the ararian" As
he had some >no%,ed+e of the E+(*tian ,an+ua+e)
he addressed him in that ton+ue.
#If)# said he) #thou hast an( humanit() I conJure
thee to *a( some re+ard to her eaut( and %ea>8
ness" 'o% canst thou eha&e in this outra+eous
manner to one of the master*ieces of nature) %ho
,ies at th( feet) and hath no defence ut her tears #
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#Ah) ah# re*,ied the madman) #thou art ,i>e8
%ise in ,o&e %ith her" I must e re&en+ed on
thee too"#
So sa(in+) he ,eft the ,ad() %hom he had hitherto
he,d %ith his hand t%isted in her hair) and) ta>in+
his ,ance) attem*ted to sta the stran+er" 3adi+)
%ho %as in co,d ,ood) easi,( e,uded the ,o% aimed
( the frantic E+(*tian" 'e sei2ed the ,ance near
the iron %ith %hich it %as armed" The E+(*tian
stro&e to dra% it ac>H 3adi+ to %rest it from the
E+(*tianH and in the stru++,e it %as ro>en in t%o"
The E+(*tian dra%s his s%ordH 3adi+ does the
same" The( attac> each other" The former +i&es
a hundred ,o%s at randomH the ,atter %ards them
o %ith +reat de?terit(" The ,ad() seated on a turf)
readJusts her head8dress) and ,oo>s at the comat8
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
ants" The E+(*tian e?ce,,ed in stren+th H 3adi+
in address" The one fou+ht ,i>e a man %hose arm
%as directed ( his Jud+mentH the other ,i>e a
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madman) %hose ,ind ra+e made him dea, his ,o%s
at random" 3adi+ c,oses %ith him) and disarms him H
and %hi,e the E+(*tian) no% ecome more furious)
endea&ors to thro% himse,f u*on him) he sei2es
him) *resses him c,ose) and thro%s him do%nH and
then) ho,din+ his s%ord to his reast) oers him his
,ife" The E+(*tian) frantic %ith ra+e) dra%s his
*oniard) and %ounds 3adi+ at the &er( instant that
the conGueror %as +rantin+ a *ardon" 3adi+) *ro8
&o>ed at such ruta, eha&ior) *,un+ed his s%ord
in the osom of the E+(*tian) %ho) +i&in+ a hor8
ri,e shrie> and a &io,ent stru++,e) instant,( e?8
*ired" 3adi+ then a**roached the ,ad() and said to
her %ith a +ent,e tone.
#'e hath forced me to >i,, him" I ha&e a&en+ed
th( cause" Thou art no% de,i&ered from the most
&io,ent man I e&er sa%" What further) madam)
%ou,dst thou ha&e me do for thee #
#Die) &i,,ain)# re*,ied she) #thou hast >i,,ed m(
,o&er" O) that I %ere a,e to tear out th( heart#
#Wh() tru,() madam)# said 3adi+) #thou hadst a
stran+e >ind of a man for a ,o&erH he eat thee %ith
a,, his mi+ht) and %ou,d ha&e >i,,ed thee) ecause
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thou hadst entreated me to +i&e thee assistance"#
#I %ish he %ere eatin+ me sti,,)# re*,ied the
,ad() %ith tears and ,amentation" #I %e,, deser&ed
itH for I had +i&en him cause to e Jea,ous" Wou,d
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" B
to hea&en that he %ere no% eatin+ me) and that
thou %ert in his *,ace"#
3adi+) struc> %ith sur*rise) and inMamed %ith a
hi+her de+ree of resentment than he had e&er fe,t
efore) said.
#!eautifu, as thou art) madam) thou deser&est
that I shou,d eat thee in m( turn for th( *er&erse
and im*ertinent eha&ior" !ut I sha,, not +i&e
m(se,f the trou,e"#
So sa(in+) he remounted his came,) and ad8
&anced to%ard the to%n" 'e had *roceeded ut a
fe% ste*s) %hen he turned ac> at the noise of four
!a(,onian couriers) %ho came ridin+ at fu,, +a,,o*"
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One of them) u*on seein+ the %oman) cried.
#It is the &er( same" She resem,es the descri*8
tion that %as +i&en us"#
The( +a&e themse,&es no concern aout the dead
E+(*tian) ut instant,( sei2ed the ,ad(" She ca,,ed
out to 3adi+.
#'e,* me once more) +enerous stran+er" I as>
*ardon for ha&in+ com*,ained of th( conduct"
De,i&er me a+ain) and I %i,, e thine fore&er"#
3adi+ %as no ,on+er in the humor of +htin+
for her"
#A**,( to another)# said he) #thou sha,t not
a+ain ensnare me in th( %i,es"#
!esides) he %as %oundedH his ,ood %as sti,,
Mo%in+) and he himse,f had need of assistance H and
the si+ht of four !a(,onians) *roa,( sent (
Kin+ 1oadar) ,,ed him %ith a**rehension" 'e
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4 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
therefore hastened to%ard the &i,,a+e) una,e to
com*rehend %h( four !a(,onian couriers shou,d
come and sei2e this E+(*tian %oman) ut sti,, more
astonished at the ,ad($s eha&ior"
C'APTER 9"
SLAVER5"
As he entered the E+(*tian &i,,a+e) he sa% him8
se,f surrounded ( the *eo*,e" E&er( one said.
#This is the man %ho carried o the eautifu,
1issouf) and assassinated C,itos"#
#ent,emen)# said he) #od *reser&e me from
carr(in+ o (our eautifu, 1issouf" She is too
ca*ricious for me" And %ith re+ard to C,itos) I
did not assassinate him" I on,( fou+ht %ith him
in m( o%n defence" 'e endea&ored to >i,, me)
ecause I hum,( interceded for the eautifu, 1is8
souf) %hom he eat most unmercifu,,(" I am a
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stran+er) come to see> refu+e in E+(*tH and it is
not ,i>e,( that) in comin+ to im*,ore (our *rotec8
tion) I shou,d e+in ( carr(in+ o a %oman) and
assassinatin+ a man"#
The E+(*tians %ere then Just and humane" The
*eo*,e conducted 3adi+ to the to%n8house" The(
rst of a,, ordered his %ound to e dressed) and
then e?amined his ser&ant a*art) in order to dis8
co&er the truth" The( found that 3adi+ %as not an
assassinH ut as he %as +ui,t( of ha&in+ >i,,ed a
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
man) the ,a% condemned him to e a s,a&e" 'is
t%o came,s %ere so,d for the enet of the to%nH
a,, the +o,d he had rou+ht %ith him %as distri8
uted amon+ the inhaitantsH and his *erson) as
%e,, as that of the com*anion of his Journe() %as
e?*osed for sa,e in the mar>et8*,ace" An Araian
merchant) named Setoc) made the *urchase) ut as
the ser&ant %as tter for ,aor than the master) he
%as so,d at a hi+her *rice" There %as no com*ari8
son et%een the t%o men" Thus 3adi+ ecame a
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s,a&e suordinate to his o%n ser&ant" The( %ere
,in>ed to+ether ( a chain to their feet) and in this
condition the( fo,,o%ed the "Araian merchant to
his house"
!( the %a( 3adi+ comforted his ser&ant) and
e?horted him to *atienceH ut he cou,d not he,*
ma>in+) accordin+ to his usua, custom) some reMec8
tions on human ,ife" #I see)# said he) #that the
unha**iness of m( fate hath an inMuence on thine"
'itherto e&er(thin+ has turned out in a manner most
unaccounta,e to me" I ha&e een condemned to
*a( a ne for ha&in+ seen the mar>s of a itch$s feet"
I thou+ht that I shou,d once ha&e een em*a,ed
a,i&e on account of a +riQn" I ha&e een sent to
e?ecution for ha&in+ made some &erses in *raise of
the >in+" I ha&e een on the *oint of ein+
stran+,ed) ecause the Gueen had (e,,o% rions H and
no% I am a s,a&e %ith thee) ecause a ruta, %retch
eat his mistress" Come) ,et us >ee* a +ood heartH
a,, this %i,, *erha*s ha&e an end" The Araian mer8
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
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chants must necessari,( ha&e s,a&esH and %h( not
me as %e,, as another) since) as %e,, as another) I
am a man This merchant %i,, not e crue," 'e
must treat his s,a&es %e,, if he e?*ects an( ad&an8
ta+e from them"#
!ut %hi,e he s*o>e thus his heart %as entire,(
en+rossed ( the fate of the Gueen of !a(,on"
T%o da(s after) the merchant Setoc set out for
Araia Deserta) %ith his s,a&es and his came,s" 'is
trie d%e,t near the desert of Ore" The Journe(
%as ,on+ and *ainfu," Setoc set a much +reater &a,ue
on the ser&ant than the master) ecause the former
%as more e?*ert in ,oadin+ the came,s) and a,, the
,itt,e mar>s of distinction %ere sho%n to him" A
came, ha&in+ died %ithin t%o da(s Journe( of Ore)
his urden %as di&ided and ,aid on the ac>s of the
ser&antsH and 3adi+ had his share amon+ the rest"
Setoc ,au+hed to see a,, his s,a&es %a,>in+ %ith their
odies inc,ined" 3adi+ too> the ,iert( to e?*,ain to
him the cause) and inform him of the ,a%s of the
a,ance" The merchant %as astonished) and e+an
to re+ard him %ith other e(es" 3adi+) ndin+ he
had raised his curiosit() increased it sti,, further
( acGuaintin+ him %ith man( thin+s that re,ated
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to commerceH the s*ecic +ra&it( of meta,s and
commodities under an eGua, u,>H the *ro*erties
of se&era, usefu, anima,s H and the means of render8
in+ those usefu, that are not natura,,( so"
At ,ast Setoc e+an to consider 3adi+ as a sa+e)
and *referred him to his com*anion) %hom he had
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" <
former,( so much esteemed" 'e treated him %e,,)
and had no cause to re*ent of his >indness"
As soon as Setoc arri&ed amon+ his o%n trie he
demanded the *a(ment of &e hundred ounces of
si,&er) %hich he had ,ent to a /e% in *resence of t%o
%itnessesH ut as the %itnesses %ere dead) and the
det cou,d not e *ro&ed) the 'ere% a**ro*riated
the merchant$s mone( to himse,f) and *ious,( than>ed
od for *uttin+ it in his *o%er to cheat an Araian"
Setoc im*arted this trou,esome aair to 3adi+) %ho
had no% ecome his counse,"
#In %hat *,ace)# said 3adi+) #didst thou ,end the
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&e hundred ounces of si,&er to this inde, #
#0*on a ,ar+e stone)# re*,ied the merchant) #that
,ies near the mountain of Ore"#
#What is the character of th( detor# said 3adi+"
#That of a >na&e)# returned Setoc"
#!ut I as> thee %hether he is ,i&e,( or *h,e+matic)
cautious or im*rudent#
#'e is) of a,, ad *a(ers)# said Setoc) #the most
,i&e,( fe,,o% I e&er >ne%"#
#We,,)# returned 3adi+) #a,,o% me to *,ead th(
cause"#
In eect) 3adi+ ha&in+ summoned the /e% to the
triuna,) addressed the Jud+e in the fo,,o%in+ terms .
#Pi,,o% of the throne of eGuit() I come to demand
of this man) in the name of m( master) &e hundred
ounces of si,&er) %hich he refuses to re*a("#
#'ast thou an( %itnesses)# said the Jud+e"
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#No) the( are deadH ut there remains a ,ar+e
V& @8 8
B= 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
stone u*on %hich the mone( %as counted H and) if it
*,ease th( +randeur to order the stone to e sou+ht
for) I ho*e that it %i,, ear %itness" The 'ere%
and I %i,, tarr( here ti,, the stone arri&es" I %i,,
send for it at m( master$s e?*ense"#
#With a,, m( heart)# re*,ied the Jud+e) and
immediate,( a**,ied himse,f to the discussion of
other aairs"
When $the court %as +oin+ to rea> u*) the
Jud+e said to 3adi+.
#We,,) friend) hath not th( stone (et arri&ed#
The 'ere% re*,ied %ith a smi,e.
#Th( +randeur ma( sta( here# ti,, to8morro%)
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and after a,, not see the stone" It is more than si?
mi,es from hence H and it %ou,d reGuire fteen men
to mo&e it"#
#We,,)# cried 3adi+) #did I not sa( that the stone
%ou,d ear %itness Since this man >no%s %here
it is) he there( confesses that it %as u*on it that
the mone( %as counted"#
The 'ere% %as disconcerted) and %as soon
after o,i+ed to confess the truth" The Jud+e
ordered him to e fastened to the stone) %ithout
meat or drin>) ti,, he shou,d restore the &e hurf8
dred ounces) %hich %ere soon after *aid"
The s,a&e 3adi+ and the stone %ere he,d in +reat
re*ute in Araia"
3adi+ H The 1(ster( of Fate" B ;
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T'E F0NERAL PILE"
Setoc) charmed %ith the ha**( issue of this
aair) made his s,a&e his intimate friend" 'e had
no% concei&ed as +reat an esteem for him as e&er
the >in+ of !a(,on had done H and 3adi+ %as +,ad
that Setoc had no %ife" 'e had disco&ered in his
master a +ood natura, dis*osition) much *roit( of
heart) and a +reat share of +ood sense H ut he %as
sorr( to see that) accordin+ to the ancient custom of
Araia) he adored the host of hea&enH that is) the
sun) moon) and stars" 'e sometimes s*o>e to him
on this suJect %ith +reat *rudence and discretion"
At ,ast he to,d him that these odies %ere ,i>e a,,
other odies in the uni&erse) and no more deser&in+
of our homa+e than a tree or a roc>"
#!ut)# said Setoc) #the( are eterna, ein+s H and
it is from them %e deri&e a,, %e enJo(" The( ani8
mate natureH the( re+u,ate the seasonsH and) e8
sides) are remo&ed at such an immense distance
from us) that %e cannot he,* re&erin+ them"#
#Thou recei&est more ad&anta+e)# re*,ied 3adi+)
#from the %aters of the Red Sea) %hich carr( th(
merchandise to the Indies" Wh( ma( not it e as
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ancient as the stars and if thou adorest %hat is
*,aced at a distance from thee) thou shou,dst adore
the ,and of the an+arides) %hich ,ies at the e?8
tremit( of the earth"#
B@ 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
#No)# said Setoc) #the ri+htness of the stars
commands m( adoration"#
At ni+ht 3adi+ ,i+hted u* a +reat numer of
cand,es in the tent %here he %as to su* %ith Setoc H
and the moment his *atron a**eared) he fe,, on his
>nees efore these ,i+hted ta*ers) and said.
#Eterna, and shinin+ ,uminaries e (e a,%a(s
*ro*itious to me"#
'a&in+ thus said) he sat do%n at the ta,e) %ith8
out ta>in+ the ,east notice of Setoc"
#What art thou doin+# said Setoc in ama2e"
#I act ,i>e thee)# re*,ied 3adi+) #I adore these
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cand,es and ne+,ect their master and mine"#
Setoc com*rehended the *rofound sense of this
a*o,o+ue" The %isdom of his s,a&e sun> dee* into
his sou," 'e no ,on+er oered incense to the crea8
tures) ut he adored the eterna, !ein+ %ho made
them"
There *re&ai,ed at that time in Araia a shoc>8
in+ custom) s*run+ ori+ina,,( from Sc(thia) and
%hich) ein+ esta,ished in the Indies ( the credit
of the !rahmins) threatened to o&errun a,, the
East" When a married man died) and his e,o&ed
%ife as*ired to the character of a saint) she urned
herse,f *u,ic,( on the od( of her husand" This
%as a so,emn feast) and %as ca,,ed the Funera, Pi,e
of Wido%hoodH and that trie in %hich the most
%omen had een urned %as the most hi+h,(
res*ected" An Araian of Setoc$s trie ein+ dead)
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" B:
his %ido%) %hose name %as A,mona) and %ho %as
&er( de&out) *u,ished the da( and hour %hen she
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intended to thro% herse,f into the re) amidst the
sound of drums and trum*ets"
3adi+ remonstrated a+ainst this horri,e custom"
'e sho%ed Setoc ho% inconsistent it %as %ith the
ha**iness of man>ind to suer (oun+ %ido%s to
urn themse,&es %ido%s %ho %ere ca*a,e of +i&8
in+ chi,dren to the state) or at ,east of educatin+
those the( a,read( had H and he con&inced him that
it %as his dut( to do a,, that ,a( in his *o%er to
ao,ish such a ararous *ractice"
#The %omen)# said Setoc) #ha&e *ossessed for
more than a thousand (ears the ri+ht of urnin+
themse,&esH and %ho sha,, dare to aro+ate a ,a%
%hich time hath rendered sacred Is there an(8
thin+ more res*ecta,e than ancient auses#
#Reason is more ancient)# re*,ied 3adi+) #mean8
%hi,e) s*ea> thou to the chiefs of the tries) and I
%i,, +o to %ait on the (oun+ %ido%"#
Accordin+,() he %as introduced to her) and)
after ha&in+ insinuated himse,f into her +ood +races
( some com*,iments on her eaut() and to,d her
%hat a *it( it %as to commit so man( charms to
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the Mames) he at ,ast *raised her for her constanc(
and coura+e"
#Thou must sure,( ha&e ,o&ed th( husand)#
said he to her) #%ith the most *assionate fondness"#
#Who) I# re*,ied the ,ad() #I ,o&ed him not at
B 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
a,," 'e %as a ruta,) Jea,ous) and insu**orta,e
%retchH ut I am rm,( reso,&ed to thro% m(se,f
on his funera, *i,e"#
#It %ou,d a**ear then)# said 3adi+) #that there
must e a &er( de,icious *,easure in ein+ urnt
a,i&e"#
#Oh it ma>es me shudder)# re*,ied the ,ad()
#ut that must e o&er,oo>ed" I am a de&otee H I
shou,d ,ose m( re*utationH and a,, the %or,d %ou,d
des*ise me) if I did not urn m(se,f"#
3adi+ ha&in+ made her ac>no%,ed+e that she
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urned herse,f to +ain the +ood o*inion of others)
and to +ratif( her o%n &anit() entertained her %ith
a ,on+ discourse ca,cu,ated to ma>e her a ,itt,e in
,o&e %ith ,ife) and e&en %ent so far as to ins*ire
her %ith some de+ree of +ood %i,, for the *erson
%ho s*o>e to her"
#And %hat %i,t thou do at ,ast)# said he) #if
the &anit( of urnin+ th(se,f shou,d not continue#
#A,as)# said the ,ad() #I e,ie&e I shou,d desire
thee to marr( me"#
3adi+$s mind %as too much en+rossed %ith the
idea of Astarte not to e,ude this dec,aration H ut he
instant,( %ent to the chiefs of the tries) to,d them
%hat had *assed) and ad&ised them to ma>e a ,a%
( %hich a %ido% shou,d not e *ermitted to urn
herse,f ti,, she had con&ersed *ri&ate,( %ith a
(oun+ man for the s*ace of an hour" Since that
time not a sin+,e %ido% has urned herse,f in
Araia" The( %ere indeted to 3adi+ a,one for
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" BB
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destro(in+ in one da( a crue, custom that had ,asted
for so man( a+esH and thus he ecame the ene8
factor of Araia"
C'APTER 9II"
T'E S0PPER"
Setoc) %ho cou,d not se*arate himse,f from this
man in %hom d%e,t %isdom) carried 3adi+ to the
+reat fair of !assora) %hither the richest merchants
of the earth resorted" 3adi+ %as hi+h,( *,eased to
see so man( men of dierent countries united in
the same *,ace" 'e considered the %ho,e uni&erse
as one ,ar+e fami,( assem,ed at !assora" The
second da( he sat at ta,e %ith an E+(*tian) an
Indian) an inhaitant of Catha() a ree>) a Ce,t)
and se&era, other stran+ers) %ho) in their freGuent
&o(a+es to the Araian u,f) had ,earned enou+h
of the Araic to ma>e themse,&es understood"
The E+(*tian seemed to e in a &io,ent *assion"
#What an aomina,e countr()# said he) #is !as8
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sora The( refuse me a thousand ounces of +o,d
on the est securit( in the %or,d"#
#'o%# said Setoc" #On %hat securit( ha&e
the( refused thee this sum#
#On the od( of m( aunt)# re*,ied the E+(*tian"
#She %as the most nota,e %oman in E+(*tH she
a,%a(s accom*anied me in m( Journe(sH she died
on the road" I ha&e con&erted her into one of the
B4 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
nest mummies in the %or,d and in m( o%n coun8
tr( I cou,d otain an( amount ( +i&in+ her as a
*,ed+e" It is &er( stran+e that the( %i,, not here
,end me a thousand ounces of +o,d on such a so,id
securit("#
An+r( as he %as) he %as +oin+ to he,* himse,f
to a it of e?ce,,ent oi,ed fo%,) %hen the Indian)
ta>in+ him ( the hand) cried out in a sorro%fu,
tone) #Ah %hat art thou +oin+ to do#
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#To eat a it of this fo%,)# re*,ied the man %ho
o%ned the mumm("
#Ta>e care that thou dost not)# re*,ied the In8
dian" #It is *ossi,e that the sou, of the deceased
ma( ha&e *assed into this fo%,H and thou %ou,dst
not) sure,() e?*ose th(se,f to the dan+er of eatin+
th( aunt To oi, fo%,s is a manifest outra+e on
nature"#
#What dost thou mean ( th( nature and th(
fo%,s# re*,ied the cho,eric E+(*tian" #We adore
a u,,) and (et %e eat hearti,( of eef"#
#5ou adore a u,, is it *ossi,e# said the
Indian"
#Nothin+ is more *ossi,e)# returned the otherH
#%e ha&e done so for these hundred and thirt(8&e
thousand (earsH and nood( amon+st us has e&er
found fau,t %ith it"#
#A hundred and thirt(8&e thousand (ears# said
the Indian" #This account is a ,itt,e e?a++erated"
It is ut ei+ht( thousand (ears since India %as rst
*eo*,ed) and %e are sure,( more ancient than (ou
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3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" B
are" !rahma *rohiited our eatin+ of o?8Mesh e8
fore (ou thou+ht of *uttin+ it on (our s*its or
a,tars"#
#This !rahma of (ours)# said the E+(*tian) #is
a *,easant sort of an anima,) tru,() to com*are %ith
our A*is" What +reat thin+s hath (our !rahma
done #
#It %as he)# re*,ied the !rahmin) #that tau+ht
man>ind to read and %rite) and to %hom the %or,d
is indeted for the +ame of chess"#
#Thou art mista>en)# said Cha,daean) %ho sat
near him" #It is to the sh Cannes that %e o%e
these +reat ad&anta+esH and it is Just that %e shou,d
render homa+e to none ut him" #A,, the %or,d
%i,, te,, thee that he is a di&ine ein+) %ith a +o,den
tai,) and a eautifu, human headH and that for
three hours e&er( da( he ,eft the %ater to *reach
on dr( ,and" 'e had se&era, chi,dren) %ho %ere
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>in+s) as e&er( one >no%s" I ha&e a *icture of him
at home) %hich I %orshi* %ith ecomin+ re&erence"
We ma( eat as much eef as %e *,easeH ut it is
sure,( a +reat sin to dress sh for the ta,e" !e8
sides) (ou are oth of an ori+in too recent and
i+no,e to dis*ute %ith me" The E+(*tians rec>on
on,( a hundred and thirt(8&e thousand (ears) and
the Indians ut ei+ht( thousand) %hi,e %e ha&e
a,manacs of four thousand a+es" !e,ie&e meH re8
nounce (our fo,,iesH and I %i,, +i&e to each of (ou
a eautifu, *icture of Oannes"#
B 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
The man of Catha( too> u* the discourse) and
said.
#I ha&e a +reat res*ect for the E+(*tians) the
Cha,daeans) the ree>s) the Ce,ts) !rahma) the
u,, A*is) and the eautifu, sh CannesH ut I
cou,d thin> that Li) or Tien) as he is common,(
ca,,ed) is su*erior to a,, the u,,s on the earth) or a,,
the sh in the sea" I sha,, sa( nothin+ of m( nati&e
countr(H it is as ,ar+e as E+(*t) Cha,dsea) and the
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Indies *ut to+ether" Neither sha,, I dis*ute aout
the antiGuit( of our nationH ecause it is of ,itt,e
conseGuence %hether %e are ancient or notH it is
enou+h if %e are ha**(" !ut %ere it necessar( to
s*ea> of a,manacs) I cou,d sa( that a,, Asia ta>es
ours) and that %e had &er( +ood ones efore arith8
metic %as >no%n in Cha,daea"#
#I+norant men) as (e a,, are)# said the ree>)
#do (ou not >no% that Chaos is the father of a,,H
and that form and matter ha&e *ut the %or,d into
its *resent condition#
The ree> s*o>e for a ,on+ time) ut %as at ,ast
interru*ted ( the Ce,t) %ho) ha&in+ drun> *rett(
dee*,( %hi,e the rest %ere dis*utin+) ima+ined he
%as no% more >no%in+ than a,, the others) and
said) %ith an oath) that there %ere none ut Teutat
and the mist,etoe of the oa> that %ere %orth the
trou,e of a dis*ute H that) for his o%n *art) he had
a,%a(s some mist,etoe in his *oc>etH and that the
Sc(thians) his ancestors) %ere the on,( men of
merit that had e&er a**eared in the %or,dH that it
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3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" B<
%as true the( had sometimes eaten human Mesh)
ut that) not%ithstandin+ this circumstance) his
nation deser&ed to e he,d in +reat esteemH and
that) in ne) if an( one s*o>e i,, of Teutat) he %ou,d
teach him etter manners"
The Guarre, had no% ecome %arm) and Setoc
feared the ta,e %ou,d e stained %ith ,ood"
3adi+) %ho had een si,ent durin+ the %ho,e
dis*ute) arose at ,ast" 'e rst addressed himse,f
to the Ce,t) as the most furious of the dis*utants"
'e to,d him that he had reason on his side) and
e++ed a fe% mist,etoes" 'e then *raised the
ree> for his e,oGuence) and softened a,, their e?as8
*erated s*irits" 'e said ut ,itt,e to the man of
Catha() ecause he had een the most reasona,e
of them a,," At ,ast he said.
#5ou are +oin+) m( friends) to Guarre, aout
nothin+H for (ou are a,, of one mind"#
At this assertion the( a,, cried out in dissent"
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#Is it not true)# said he to the Ce,t) #that (ou
adore not this mist,etoe) ut him that made oth
the mist,etoe and the oa>#
#1ost undouted,()# re*,ied the Ce,t"
#And thou) 1r" E+(*tian) dost not thou re&ere)
in a certain u,,) him %ho created the u,,s#
#5es)# said the E+(*tian"
#The sh Cannes)# continued he) must (ie,d to
him %ho made the sea and the shes" The Indian
and the Cathaian)# added he) #ac>no%,ed+e a rst
*rinci*,e" I did not fu,,( com*rehend the admira,e
4= 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
thin+s that %ere said ( the ree>H ut I am sure
he %i,, admit a su*erior ein+ on %hom form and
matter de*end"#
The ree>) %hom the( a,, admired) said that
3adi+ had e?act,( ta>en his meanin+"
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#5ou are a,, then)# re*,ied 3adi+) #of one o*in8
ion and ha&e no cause to Guarre,"#
A,, the com*an( emraced him"
Setoc) after ha&in+ so,d his commodities at a
&er( hi+h *rice) returned to his o%n trie %ith his
friend 3adi+H %ho ,earned) u*on his arri&a,) that
he had een tried in his asence and %as no% +oin+
to e urned ( a s,o% re"
C'APTER 9III"
I" T'E RENDE3VO0S"
Durin+ his Journe( to !assora the *riests of the
stars had reso,&ed to *unish 3adi+" The *recious
stones and ornaments of the (oun+ %ido%s %hom
the( sent to the funera, *i,e e,on+ed to them of
ri+ht H and the ,east the( cou,d do no% %as to urn
3adi+ for the i,, oQce he had done them" Accord8
in+,( the( accused him of entertainin+ erroneous
sentiments of the hea&en,( host" The( de*osed
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a+ainst him) and s%ore that the( had heard him sa(
that the stars did not set in the sea" This horrid
,as*hem( made the Jud+es trem,eH the( %ere
read( to tear their +arments u*on hearin+ these
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" 4;
im*ious %ords) and the( %ou,d certain,( ha&e torn
them had 3adi+ had %here%itha, to *a( them for
ne% ones" !ut) in the e?cess of their 2ea, and
indi+nation) the( contented themse,&es %ith con8
demnin+ him to e urnt ( a s,o% re" Setoc)
,,ed %ith des*air at this unha**( e&ent) em*,o(ed
a,, his interest to sa&e his friend) ut in &ain" 'e
%as soon o,i+ed to ho,d his *eace" The (oun+
%ido%) A,mona) %ho had no% concei&ed a +reat
fondness for ,ife) for %hich she %as o,i+ed to
3adi+) reso,&ed to de,i&er him from the funera, *i,e)
of the ause of %hich he had fu,,( con&inced her"
She reso,&ed the scheme in her o%n mind %ithout
im*artin+ it to an( *erson %hate&er" 3adi+ %as
to e e?ecuted the ne?t da(" If she cou,d sa&e
him at a,,) she must do it that &er( ni+htH and the
method ta>en ( this charita,e and *rudent ,ad(
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%as as fo,,o%s.
She *erfumed herse,fH she hei+htened her eaut(
( the richest and +a(est a**are,) and %ent to de8
mand an audience of the chief *riest of the stars"
As soon as she %as introduced to the &enera,e
o,d man) she addressed him in these terms. #E,d8
est son of the +reat ear) rother of the u,,) and
cousin of the +reat do+ such %ere the tit,es of
this *onti6) I come to acGuaint thee %ith m( scru8
*,es" I am much afraid that I ha&e committed a
heinous crime in not urnin+ m(se,f on the funera,
*i,e of m( dear husandH for) indeed) %hat had I
%orth *reser&in+ Perisha,e Mesh) thou seest)
4@ 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
that is a,read( entire,( %ithered"# So sa(in+) she
dre% u* her ,on+ s,ee&es of si,>) and sho%ed her
na>ed arms) %hich %ere of an e,e+ant sha*e and
a da22,in+ %hiteness" #Thou seest)# said she)
#that these are ,itt,e %orth"# The *riest found in
his heart that the( %ere %orth a +reat dea," 'e
s%ore that he had ne&er in his ,ife seen such eau8
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tifu, arms" #A,as# said the %ido%) #m( arms) *er8
ha*s) are not so ad as the restH ut thou %i,t con8
fess that m( nec> is not %orth( of the ,east re+ard"#
She then disco&ered the most charmin+ osom that
nature had e&er formed" Com*ared to it) a rose8
ud on an a**,e of i&or( %ou,d ha&e a**eared ,i>e
madder on the o?8tree) and the %hiteness of ne%8
%ashed ,ams %ou,d ha&e seemed of a dus>( (e,8
,o%" 'er ,ar+e ,ac> e(es) ,an+uishin+ %ith the
+ent,e ,ustre of a tender reH her chee>s animated
%ith the nest *in>) mi?ed %ith the %hiteness of
mi,>H her nose) %hich had no resem,ance to the
to%er of 1ount LeanonH her ,i*s) ,i>e t%o or8
ders of cora,) enc,osin+ the nest *ear,s in the Ara8
ian SeaH a,, cons*ired to ma>e the o,d man fanc(
and e,ie&e that he %as (oun+ a+ain" A,mona)
seein+ his admiration) no% entreated him to *ardon
3adi+" #A,as# said he) #m( charmin+ ,ad() shou,d
I +rant thee his *ardon) it %ou,d e of no ser&ice)
as it must necessari,( e si+ned ( three others)
m( rethren"# #Si+n it) ho%e&er)# said A,mona"
#With a,, m( heart)# said the *riest" -----
A,81OI1A) SEEIN 'IS AD1IRATION) NOW
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ENTREATED 'I1 TO PARDON 3ADIC:
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" 4:
#!e *,eased to &isit me)# said A,mona) #%hen the
ri+ht star of Sheat sha,, a**ear in the hori2on"#
A,mona then %ent to see the second *onti"
'e assured her that the sun) the moon) and a,, the
,uminaries of hea&en %ere ut +,immerin+ meteors
in com*arison to her charms" She as>ed the same
fa&or of him) and he a,so +ranted it readi,(" She
then a**ointed the second *onti to meet her at the
risin+ of the star A,+eni" From thence she %ent
to the third and fourth *riest) a,%a(s ta>in+ their
si+natures) and ma>in+ an a**ointment from star
to star" She then sent a messa+e to the Jud+es)
entreatin+ them to come to her house on an aair
of +reat im*ortance" The( oe(ed her summons"
She sho%ed them the four names) and to,d them
that the *riests had +ranted the *ardon of 3adi+"
Each of the *ontis arri&ed at the hour a**ointed"
Each %as sur*rised at ndin+ his rethren there)
ut sti,, more at seein+ the Jud+es a,so *resent"
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3adi+ %as sa&ed) and Setoc %as so charmed %ith
the s>i,, and address of A,mona that he at once
made her his %ife"
!usiness aairs no% reGuired Setoc$s *resence
in the is,and of SerendiH ut durin+ the rst
month of his marria+e the month %hich is ca,,ed
the hone(moon he cou,d not *ermit himse,f to
,ea&e A,mona) nor e&en to thin> he cou,d e&er
,ea&e her) and he reGuested 3adi+ to ma>e the
Journe( in his *,ace" #A,as# said 3adi+) #must I
*ut a sti,, +reater distance et%een the eautifu,
4 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
Astarte and m(se,f !ut it %ou,d e un+ratefu,
not to ser&e m( friend) and I %i,, endea&or to do
m( dut("#
Setoc and 3adi+ no% too> ,ea&e of each other
%ith tears in their e(es) oth s%earin+ an eterna,
friendshi*) and *romisin+ to a,%a(s share their
fortunes %ith each other" 3adi+ then) after ha&in+
thro%n himse,f at the feet of his fair de,i&erer) set
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out on his Journe( to Serendi) sti,, musin+ on the
unha**( Astarte) and meditatin+ on the se&erit(
of fortune) %hich seemed to *ersistent,( ma>e him
the s*ort of her crue,t( and the oJect of her *er8
secution"
#What# said he to himse,f) #ned four hundred
ounces of +o,d for ha&in+ oser&ed a itch con8
demned to ,ose m( head for four ad &erses in
*raise of the >in+ sentenced to e stran+,ed e8
cause the Gueen had shoes the co,or of m( turan
reduced to s,a&er( for ha&in+ succored a %oman %ho
%as eaten and on the *oint of ein+ urned for
ha&in+ sa&ed the ,i&es of a,, the (oun+ %ido%s of
Araia #
II" T'E DANCE"
Arri&in+ in due time at the is,and of Serendi)
3adi+$s merits %ere at once reco+ni2ed) and he
%as *o*u,ar,( re+arded as an e?traordinar( man"
'e ecame the friend of the %ise and ,earned) the
aritrator of dis*utes) and the ad&iser of the sma,,
numer of those %ho %ere %i,,in+ to ta>e ad&ice"
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3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" 4B
'e %as du,( *resented to the >in+) %ho %as *,eased
%ith his aai,it() and soon chose him for his
friend" !ut this ro(a, fa&or caused 3adi+ to trem8
,e) for he %e,, rememered the misfortunes %hich
the >indness of Kin+ 1oadar had former,(
rou+ht u*on him" #I *,ease the >in+)# said heH
#sha,, I not therefore e ,ost# Sti,,) he cou,d not
refuse the >in+$s friendshi*) for it must e confessed
that Naussan) >in+ of Serendi) son of Nussana)
son of Naassau) son of Sanusna) %as one of the
most amia,e *rinces in Asia"
!ut this +ood *rince %as a,%a(s Mattered) de8
cei&ed and roed" It %as a contest %ho shou,d
most *i,,a+e the ro(a, treasur(" The e?am*,e set
( the recei&er8+enera, of Serendi %as uni&ersa,,(
fo,,o%ed ( the inferior oQcers"
This the >in+ >ne%" 'e had often chan+ed his
treasurers) ut had ne&er een a,e to chan+e the
esta,ished custom of di&idin+ the re&enues into
t%o uneGua, *arts) of %hich the sma,,er came to
his maJest() and the ,ar+er to his oQcers"
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This custom Naussan e?*,ained to 3adi+"
#5ou) %hose >no%,ed+e emraces so man( su8
Jects)# said he) #can (ou not te,, me ho% to se,ect
a treasurer %ho %i,, not ro me# Assured,()#
said 3adi+H I >no% a sure method for ndin+ (ou
a man %ho %i,, >ee* his hands c,ean"#
The >in+ %as charmed) and as>ed) %hi,e he
emraced him) ho% this %as to e done"
#5ou ha&e on,()# said 3adi+) #to cause a,, those
Vo," @B
44 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
%ho a**,( for the oQce of treasurer to dance" 'e
%ho dances the ,i+htest %i,, sure,( *ro&e to e the
most honest man"#
#5ou Jest)# said the >in+" #A stran+e %a() cer8
tain,() of choosin+ a recei&er of m( re&enues"
What do (ou *retend that he %ho cuts the neat8
est ca*er %i,, e the most Just and s>i,fu, nan8
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cier#
#I %i,, not ans%er)# returned 3adi+) #for his
ein+ the most s>i,fu,) ut I assure (ou he %i,, e
the most honest"#
3adi+ s*o>e %ith so much condence that the
>in+ ima+ined he had some su*ernatura, test for
se,ectin+ honest nanciers"
#I do not ,i>e the su*ernatura,)# said 3adi+H
#*eo*,e and oo>s dea,in+ in *rodi+ies ha&e a,%a(s
dis*,eased me" If (our maJest( %i,, *ermit me to
ma>e the test) (ou %i,, e con&inced it is the easiest
and sim*,est thin+ *ossi,e"#
Naussan consented) and %as more aston8
ished to hear that the test %as sim*,e) than if it had
een c,aimed as a mirac,e"
#Lea&e a,, the detai,s to me)# said 3adi+" #5ou
%i,, +ain more ( this tria, than (ou ima+ine"#
The same da( he made *roc,amation in the
>in+$s name) and a,, candidates for the oQce of re8
cei&er8in8chief of the re&enues of his +racious maJ8
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est() Naussan) son of Nussana) must *resent
themse,&es in dresses of ,i+ht si,>) on the rst da(
of the month of the crocodi,e) in the >in+$s ante8
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" 4
chamer" The candidates came) accordin+,() to the
numer of si?t(8four" 1usicians %ere *,aced in
an adJoinin+ room) and a,, %as *re*ared for the
dance" As the door of the sa,oon %as c,osed) it
%as necessar() in order to enter it) to *ass throu+h
a sma,, +a,,er( %hich %as s,i+ht,( dar>ened" An
usher directed each candidate in succession throu+h
this oscure *assa+e) in %hich he %as ,eft a,one for
some moments" The >in+) ein+ a%are of the *,an)
had tem*tin+,( s*read out in this +a,,er( man( of
his choicest treasures" When a,, the candidates
%ere assem,ed in the sa,oon) the >in+ ordered the
and to *,a( and the dance to e+in" Ne&er had
dancers *erformed more un%i,,in+,( or %ith ,ess
+race" Their heads %ere do%n) their ac>s ent) their
hands *ressed to their sides"
#What rasca,s# murmured 3adi+"
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One a,one danced %ith +race and a+i,it( his
head u*) his ,oo> assured) his od( erect) his arms
free) his motions natura,"
#Ah) the honest man) the e?ce,,ent man# cried
3adi+"
The >in+ emraced this u*ri+ht dancer) a**oint8
ed him treasurer) and *unished a,, the others %ith
the utmost Justice) for each one had) %hi,e *assin+
throu+h the +a,,er() ,,ed his *oc>ets ti,, he cou,d
hard,( %a,>" 'is maJest( %as distressed at this
e?hiition of dishonest() and re+retted that amon+
these si?t(8four dancers there shou,d e si?t(8
4 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
three thie&es" This dar> +a,,er( %as then named
the Corridor of Tem*tation"
In Persia these si?t(8three ,ords %ou,d ha&e
een em*a,ed H in other countries a chamer of Jus8
tice %ou,d ha&e consumed in costs three times the
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mone( sto,en) re*,acin+ nothin+ in the >in+$s cof8
fersH in (et another >in+dom the( %ou,d ha&e
een honora,( acGuitted) and the ,i+ht dancer dis8
+racedH in Serendi the( %ere on,( sentenced to
add to the *u,ic treasure) for Naussan %as &er(
indu,+ent"
'e %as a,so &er( +ratefu,) and %i,,in+,( +a&e
3adi+ a ,ar+er sum than an( treasurer had e&er sto,en
from the re&enue" This %ea,th 3adi+ used to send a
courier to !a(,on to ,earn the fate of 7ueen
Astarte" 'is &oice trem,ed %hen directin+ the
courier" 'is ,ood seemed -o sta+nate in his &eins"
'is heart a,most ceased to eat" 'is e(es %ere
suused %ith tears"
III" !L0E E5ES"
After the courier had +one 3adi+ returned to
the *a,ace) and) for+ettin+ that he %as not in his
o%n room) a,most unconscious,( uttered the %ord
LOVE"
#Ah) ,o&e# e?c,aimed the >in+H #that is indeed
the cause of m( unha**iness" 5ou ha&e di&ined
%hat it is that causes me *ain" 5ou are indeed a
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+reat man" I ho*e (ou %i,, assist me in m( search
for a %oman) *erfect in a,, res*ects) and of %hose
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" 4<
aection I ma( fee, assured" 5ou ha&e *ro&ed
(our ai,it( for this ser&ice ( se,ectin+ for me an
honest nancier) and I ha&e entire condence in
(our success"#
3adi+) ha&in+ reco&ered his com*osure) *rom8
ised to ser&e the >in+ in ,o&e as he had in nance)
a,thou+h the tas> seemed to him far more diQcu,t"
#The od( and the heart)# said the >in+"
At these %ords 3adi+ cou,d not refrain from in8
terru*tin+ his maJest(" #5ou sho% +ood taste)#
said he) #( not sa(in+ the mind and the heartH
for %e hear nothin+ ut these %ords in the ta,> of
!a(,on" We see nothin+ ut oo>s %hich treat
of the heart and mind) %ritten ( *eo*,e %ho ha&e
neither the one nor the other" !ut *ardon me)
sire) and dei+n to continue"#
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#I ha&e in m( *a,ace)# said the >in+) #one hun8
dred %omen %ho are a,, ca,,ed charmin+) +racefu,)
eautifu,) aectionate e&en) or *retendin+ to e so
%hen in m( com*an( H ut I ha&e too often rea,i2ed
that it is to the >in+ of Serendi the( *a( court)
and that the( care &er( ,itt,e for Naussan" This
*retended aection does not satisf( m( desires" I
%ou,d nd a consort that ,o&es me for m(se,f) and
%ho %ou,d %i,,in+,( e a,, m( o%n" For such a
treasure I %ou,d Jo(fu,,( arter the hundred eau8
ties %hose forced smi,es aord me no de,i+ht" Let
us see if out of these hundred Gueens (ou can se,ect
one true %oman to ,ess me %ith her ,o&e"#
3adi+ re*,ied to him) as he had *re&ious,( done
(o 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
in re+ard to the nances. #Sire) a,,o% me to ma>e
the attem*t) and *ermit me to a+ain use the treas8
ure former,( dis*,a(ed in the Court of Tem*tation"
I %i,, render (ou a faithfu, account"#
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The >in+ %i,,in+,( acceded to this reGuest) and
*ermitted 3adi+ to do as he desired" 'e rst chose
thirt(8three of the u+,iest ,itt,e hunchac>s that
cou,d e *rocured in Serendi) then thirt(8three of
the handsomest *a+es to e found) and ,ast,() thir8
t(8three on2es *riests6) the most e,oGuent and
roust he cou,d se,ect" 'e +a&e them a,, ,iert(
to enter the >in+$s *ri&ate a*artments in the *a,ace)
and secure a *artner if the( so desired" Each ,itt,e
hunchac> had four thousand +o,d *ieces +i&en to
him) and on the rst da( each had secured a com8
*anion" The *a+es) %ho had nothin+ to +i&e ut
themse,&es) did not succeed in man( cases unti, the
end of t%o or three da(s" The *riests had sti,,
more trou,e in otainin+ *artners) ut na,,( thir8
t(8three de&otees Joined their fortunes %ith these
*ious suitors" The >in+) throu+h the ,inds %hich
o*ened into his a*artments) sa% a,, these tria,s) and
%as astounded" Of these hundred %omen) ninet(8
nine discarded his *rotection" There sti,, remained
one) ho%e&er) sti,, Guite (oun+) %ith %hom his
maJest( had ne&er con&ersed" The( sent to her
one) t%o) three hunchac>s) %ho dis*,a(ed efore
her t%ent( thousand *ieces of +o,d" She sti,, re8
mained rm) and cou,d not refrain from ,au+hin+
at the idea of these cri**,es) that %ea,th cou,d
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3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ;
chan+e their a**earance" The( then *resented
efore her the t%o most eautifu, *a+es" She said
she thou+ht the >in+ %as sti,, more eautifu," The(
attac>ed her %ith the most e,oGuent of the *riests)
and after%ards %ith the most audacious" She found
the rst a *ratt,er) and cou,d not *ercei&e an( merit
in the second"
#The heart)# said she) #is e&er(thin+" I %i,,
ne&er (ie,d to the hunchac>s$ +o,d) the *a+es$
&anit() or the *om*ous *ratt,e of the *riests" I
,o&e on,( Naussan) son of Nussana) and I %i,,
%ait unti, he condescends to ,o&e me in return"#
The >in+ %as trans*orted %ith Jo() astonish8
ment) and ,o&e" 'e too> ac> a,, the mone( that
had rou+ht success to the hunchac>s) and made
a *resent of it to the eautifu, Fa,ide) %hich %as
the name of this charmin+ ,ad(" 'e +a&e her his
heart) %hich she am*,( deser&ed) for ne&er %ere
+,ances from fema,e e(es more ri,,iant than her
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o%n) nor the charms of (outhfu, eaut( more en8
chantin+" En&() it is true) asserted that she courte8
sied a%>%ard,(H ut candor com*e,s the admis8
sion that she danced ,i>e the fairies) acted ,i>e the
+races) san+ ,i>e the sirens) and that she %as) in
truth) the &er( emodiment of inte,,i+ence and &ir8
tue" Naussan ,o&ed and adored her) ut) a,as
she had !L0E E5ES) and this a**arent,( tri&ia, fact
%as the cause of the +ra&est misfortunes"
There %as an o,d ,a% in Serendi foriddin+
the >in+s to marr( those to %hom the ree>s a*8
@ 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
*,ied the %ord !oai?ts" A hi+h *riest had
esta,ished this ,a% thousands of (ears a+o" 'e
had anathemati2ed ,ue e(es in order that he mi+ht
secure for himse,f the hand of the >in+$s fa&orite"
The &arious orders of the em*ire no% remonstrated
%ith Naussan for disre+ardin+ this or+anic ,a%
and ,o&in+ the eautifu, Fa,ide" The( *u,ic,( as8
serted that the ,ast da(s of the >in+dom had ar8
ri&edH that this act of ro(a, ,o&e %as the hei+ht
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of sacri,e+eH that a,, nature %as threatened %ith
a sinister endin+) and a,, ecause Naussan) son
of Nussana) ,o&ed t%o ma+nicent ,ue e(es" The
cri**,es) the ca*ita,ists) the on2es and the ru8
nettes ,,ed the >in+dom %ith their com*,aints"
The ararians of the northern *ro&inces *rof8
ited ( the +enera, discontent" The( in&aded the
territor( of the +ood Naussan and demanded a
triute from his suJects" The *riests) %ho *os8
sessed ha,f the re&enues of the state) contented
themse,&es %ith raisin+ their hands to hea&en) and
refused to *ut them in their coers to aid the >in+"
The( chanted eautifu, *ra(ers) and ,eft the state
a *re( to the in&aders"
#O) m( dear 3adi+# sad,( cried Naussan) #can
(ou not rescue me from this im*endin+ dan+er#
#Ver( %i,,in+,()# re*,ied 3adi+" #5ou sha,,
ha&e for (our defence as much mone( from the
*riests as (ou ma( desire" Lea&e) I *ra( (ou) %ith8
out +uard) the *ro*ert( of the on2es) and defend
on,( (our o%n *ossessions"#
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3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" :
Naussan %ise,( fo,,o%ed this ad&ice" The
*riests ecame a,armed) thre% themse,&es at his
feet) and im*,ored his *rotection" The >in+ re8
*,ied %ith a+reea,e music) and chanted forth *ra(8
ers and in&ocations to hea&en %ith much s%eetness
and me,od(" Fina,,() the *riests re,uctant,( con8
triuted the mone() and the >in+ rou+ht the %ar
to a ha**( termination"
Thus 3adi+) ( his sensi,e ad&ice and Judicious
ser&ices) dre% u*on himse,f the enmit( of the most
*o%erfu, *arties in the state" The on2es and the
runettes s%ore to destro( himH the ca*ita,ists and
the cri**,es did not s*are him" The( caused the
+ood Naussan to sus*ect him" #Ser&ices rendered
often remain in the ante8chamer) and distrust
enters into the cainet"# So said 3oroaster" E&8
er( da( there %ere fresh accusations H the rst is re8
*e,,ed) the second is ,i+ht,( thou+ht of) the third
%ounds) the fourth >i,,s"
3adi+ %as disma(ed) and ha&in+ no% satisfac8
tori,( arran+ed Setoc$s aairs) he on,( thou+ht of
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,ea&in+ the is,and in safet("
#!ut %here sha,, I +o# said he" #If I remain
in Serendi the *riests %i,, dout,ess ha&e me em8
*a,edH in E+(*t I shou,d *roa,( e ens,a&edH
urnt) accordin+ to a,, a**earances) in AraiaH
stran+,ed in !a(,on" 'o%e&er) I must ,earn
%hat has ecome of 7ueen Astarte) and %i,, +o on
and see %hat sad fate destin( has sti,, in store for
me"#
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
C'APTER 9IV"
T'E RO!!ER"
Arri&in+ on the frontiers %hich di&ide Araia
Petraea from S(ria) he *assed ( a &er( stron+
cast,e from %hich a *art( of armed Araians sa,,ied
forth" The( instant,( surrounded him and cried .
#A,, thou hast e,on+s to us) and th( *erson is
the *ro*ert( of our master"#
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3adi+ re*,ied ( dra%in+ his s%ord" 'is ser8
&ant) %ho %as a man of coura+e) did the same"
The( >i,,ed the rst Araians that *resumed to ,a(
hands on them) and thou+h the numer %as re8
dou,ed the( %ere not disma(ed) ut reso,&ed to
*erish in the conMict" T%o men defended them8
se,&es a+ainst a mu,titude) ut such a comat cou,d
not ,ast ,on+" The master of the cast,e) %hose
name %as Aro+ad) ha&in+ oser&ed from a %in8
do% the *rodi+ies of &a,or *erformed ( 3adi+)
concei&ed a hi+h esteem for this heroic stran+er"
'e descended in haste) and %ent in *erson to ca,,
o his men and de,i&er the t%o tra&e,,ers"
#A,, that *asses o&er m( ,ands)# said he) #e8
,on+s to me) as %e,, as %hat I nd u*on the ,ands
of othersH ut thou seemest to e a man of such
undaunted coura+e that I %i,, e?em*t thee from the
common ,a%"#
'e then conducted him to his cast,e) orderin+
his men to treat him %e,,) and in the e&enin+ Ar
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" B
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o+ad su**ed %ith 3adi+" The ,ord of the cast,e
%as one of those Araians %ho are common,(
ca,,ed roers) ut he no% and then *erformed
some +ood actions amidst a mu,titude of ad ones"
'e roed %ith a furious ra*acit() and +ranted
fa&ors %ith +reat +enerosit(" 'e %as intre*id in
action) aa,e in com*an() a deauchee at ta,e)
ut +a( in his deaucher() and *articu,ar,( remar>8
a,e for his fran> and o*en eha&ior" 'e %as
hi+h,( *,eased %ith 3adi+) %hose ,i&e,( con&ersa8
tion ,en+thened the re*ast" At ,ast Aro+ad said
to him.
#I ad&ise thee to enro,, th( name in m( cata8
,o+ue" Thou canst not do etter" This is not a
ad trade) and thou ma(est one da( ecome %hat
I am at *resent"#
#1a( I ta>e the ,iert( of as>in+ thee)# said
3adi+) #ho% ,on+ thou hast fo,,o%ed this no,e *ro8
fession #
#From m( most tender (outh)# re*,ied the ,ord)
#I %as ser&ant to a *ett() +ood8natured Araian)
ut cou,d not endure the hardshi*s of m( situation"
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I %as &e?ed to nd that fate had +i&en me no share
of the earth) %hich eGua,,( e,on+s to a,, men" I
im*arted the cause of m( uneasiness to an o,d Ara8
ian) %ho said to me.
# $1( son) do not des*airH there %as once a +rain
of sand that ,amented that it %as no more than a
ne+,ected atom in the desertsH at the end of a fe%
(ears it ecame a diamond) and it is no% the ri+ht8
4 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
est ornament in the cro%n of the >in+ of the In8
dies
#This discourse made a dee* im*ression on m(
mind" I %as the +rain of sand) and I reso,&ed to
ecome the diamond" I e+an ( stea,in+ t%o
horses" I soon +ot a *art( of com*anions" I *ut
m(se,f in a condition to ro sma,, cara&ans) and
thus) ( de+rees) I destro(ed the dierence %hich
had former,( susisted et%een me and other men"
I had m( share of the +ood thin+s of this %or,d)
and %as e&en recom*ensed %ith usur( for the hard8
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shi*s I had suered" I %as +reat,( res*ected) and
ecame the ca*tain of a and of roers" I sei2ed
this cast,e ( force" The satra* of S(ria had a
mind to dis*ossess me of it) ut I %as too rich to
ha&e an(thin+ to fear" I +a&e the satra* a hand8
some *resent) ( %hich means I *reser&ed m(
cast,e) and increased m( *ossessions" 'e e&en a*8
*ointed me treasurer of the triutes %hich Araia
Petrsea *a(s to the >in+ of >in+s" I *erform m(
oQce of recei&er %ith +reat *unctua,it() ut ta>e
the freedom to dis*ense %ith that of *a(master"
#The +rand desterham of !a(,on sent hither
a *ett( satra*) in the name of Kin+ 1oadar) to
ha&e me stran+,ed" This man arri&ed %ith his or8
ders" I %as a**rised of a,," I caused to e stran8
+,ed) in his *resence) the four *ersons he had
rou+ht %ith him to dra% the noose) after %hich I
as>ed him ho% much his commission of stran+,in+
me mi+ht e %orth" 'e re*,ied that his fees %ou,d
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
amount to ao&e three hundred *ieces of +o,d" I
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then con&inced him that he mi+ht +ain more (
sta(in+ %ith me" I made him an inferior roer)
and he is no% one of m( est and richest oQcers"
If thou %i,t ta>e m( ad&ice) th( success ma( e
eGua, to his" Ne&er %as there a etter season for
*,under) since Kin+ 1oadar is >i,,ed) and a,,
!a(,on thro%n into confusion"#
#1oadar >i,,ed# said 3adi+) #and %hat has
ecome of 7ueen Astarte#
#I >no% not)# re*,ied Aro+ad" A,, I >no% is
that 1oadar ,ost his senses and %as >i,,edH that
!a(,on is a scene of disorder and ,oodshedH that
a,, the em*ire is deso,ated H that there are some ne
stro>es to e made (etH and that) for m( o%n *art)
I ha&e struc> some that are admira,e"#
#!ut the Gueen)# said 3adi+H #for hea&en$s sa>e)
>no%est thou nothin+ of the Gueen$s fate#
#5es)# re*,ied he) #I ha&e heard somethin+ of a
*rince of 'ircania" If she %as not >i,,ed in the tu8
mu,t) she is *roa,( one of his concuines" !ut I am
much fonder of oot( than ne%s" I ha&e ta>en
se&era, %omen in m( e?cursions) ut I >ee* none
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of them" I se,, them at a hi+h *rice %hen the(
are eautifu,) %ithout inGuirin+ %ho the( are" In
commodities of this >ind ran> ma>es no dierence)
and a Gueen that is u+,( %i,, ne&er nd a *urchaser"
Perha*s I ma( ha&e so,d 7ueen AstarteH *erha*s
she is dead H ut) e it as it ma() it is of ,itt,e con8
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
seGuence to me) and I shou,d ima+ine of as ,itt,e
to thee"#
So sa(in+) he dran> a ,ar+e drau+ht) %hich
thre% a,, his ideas into such confusion that 3adi+
cou,d otain no further information"
3adi+ remained for some time %ithout s*eech)
sense) or motion" Aro+ad continued drin>in+)
constant,( re*eated that he %as the ha**iest man
in the %or,d) and e?horted 3adi+ to *ut himse,f in
the same condition" At ,ast the so*oriferous fume
of the %ine ,u,,ed him into a +ent,e re*ose" 3adi+
*assed the ni+ht in the most &io,ent *erturation"
#What# said he) #did the >in+ ,ose his senses
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And is he >i,,ed I cannot he,* ,amentin+ his fate"
The em*ire is rent in *ieces) and this roer is
ha**(" O fortune O destin( A roer is
ha**() and the most eautifu, of nature$s %or>s
hath *erha*s *erished in a ararous manner) or
,i&es in a state %orse than death" O Astarte %hat
has ecome of thee#
At da(rea> he Guestioned a,, those he met in
the cast,e) ut the( %ere a,, us() and he recei&ed
no ans%er" Durin+ the ni+ht the( had made a ne%
ca*ture) and the( %ere no% em*,o(ed in di&idin+
the s*oi," A,, he cou,d otain in this hurr( and
confusion %as an o**ortunit( of de*artin+) %hich
he immediate,( emraced) *,un+ed dee*er than e&er
in the most +,oom( and mournfu, reMections"
3adi+ *roceeded on his Journe( %ith a mind
fu,, of disGuiet and *er*,e?it() and %ho,,( em8
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" <
*,o(ed on the unha**( Astarte) on the Kin+ of
!a(,on) on his faithfu, friend Cador) on the ha**(
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roer Aro+ad) on that ca*ricious %oman %hom
the !a(,onians had sei2ed on the frontiers of
E+(*t) in a %ord) on a,, the misfortunes and dis8
a**ointments he had hitherto suered"
C'APTER 9V"
T'E FIS'ER1AN"
At a fe% ,ea+ues distance from Aro+ad$s cast,e
he came to the an>s of a sma,, ri&er) sti,, de*,orin+
his fate) and considerin+ himse,f as the most
%retched of man>ind" 'e sa% a sherman ,(in+
on the an> of the ri&er) scarce,( ho,din+ in his
%ea> and fee,e hand a net %hich he seemed read(
to dro*) and ,iftin+ u* his e(es to hea&en"
#I am certain,()# said the sherman) #the most
unha**( man in the %or,d" I %as uni&ersa,,( a,8
,o%ed to e the most famous dea,er in cream
cheese in !a(,on) and (et I am ruined" I had the
most handsome %ife that an( man in m( situation
cou,d ha&e) and ( her I ha&e een etra(ed" I
had sti,, ,eft a *a,tr( house) and that I ha&e seen *i,8
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,a+ed and destro(ed" At ,ast I too> refu+e in this
cotta+e) %here I ha&e no other resource than sh8
in+) and (et I cannot catch a sin+,e sh" Oh) m(
net no more %i,, I thro% thee into the %aterH I
%i,, thro% m(se,f in th( *,ace"#
o 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
So sa(in+) he arose and ste**ed for%ard) in
the attitude of a man read( to thro% himse,f into
the ri&er) and thus to nish his ,ife"
#What# said 3adi+) #are there men as %retched
as I#
'is ea+erness to sa&e the sherman$s ,ife %as
as sudden as this reMection" 'e runs to him) sto*s
him) and s*ea>s to him %ith a tender and com*as8
sionate air" It is common,( su**osed that %e are
,ess misera,e %hen %e ha&e com*anions in our
miser(" This) accordin+ to 3oroaster) does not *ro8
ceed from ma,ice) ut necessit(" We fee, ourse,&es
insensi,( dra%n to an unha**( *erson as to one
,i>e ourse,&es" The Jo( of the ha**( %ou,d e an
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insu,t" !ut t%o men in distress are ,i>e t%o s,ender
trees) %hich) mutua,,( su**ortin+ each other) fortif(
themse,&es a+ainst the tem*est"
#Wh()# said 3adi+ to the sherman) #dost thou
sin> under th( misfortunes#
#!ecause)# re*,ied he) #I see no means of re,ief"
I %as the most considera,e man in the &i,,a+e of
Der,ac>) near !a(,on) and %ith the assistance of
m( %ife I made the est cream cheese in the em8
*ire" 7ueen Astarte) and the famous minister)
3adi+) %ere e?treme,( fond of them" I had sent
them si? hundred cheeses) and one da( %ent to the
cit( to recei&e m( mone() ut on m( arri&a, at
!a(,on %as informed that the Gueen and 3adi+
had disa**eared" I ran to the house of Lord 3adi+)
%hom I had ne&er seen) and found there the infe8
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" ;
rior oQcers of the +rand desterham) %ho) ein+ fur8
nished %ith a ro(a, ,icence) %ere *,underin+ it %ith
+reat ,o(a,t( and order" From thence I Me% to the
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Gueen$s >itchen) some of the ,ords of %hich to,d
me that the Gueen %as deadH some said she %as in
*rison) and others *retended that she had made her
esca*eH ut the( a,, a+reed in assurin+ me that I
%ou,d not e *aid for m( cheese" I %ent %ith m(
%ife to the house of Lord Orcan) %ho %as one of
m( customers) and e++ed his *rotection in m(
*resent distress" 'e +ranted it to m( %ife) ut
refused it to me" She %as %hiter than the cream
cheeses that e+an m( misfortune) and the ,ustre
of the T(rian *ur*,e %as not more ri+ht than the
carnation %hich animated this %hiteness" For this
reason Orcan detained her) and dro&e me from his
house" In m( des*air I %rote a ,etter to m( dear
%ife" She said to the earer . $'a) ha I >no% the
%riter of this a ,itt,e" I ha&e heard his name men8
tioned" The( sa( he ma>es e?ce,,ent cream cheeses"
Desire him to send me some and he sha,, e *aid"$
#In m( distress I reso,&ed to a**,( to Justice" I
had sti,, si? ounces of +o,d remainin+" I %as
o,i+ed to +i&e t%o to the ,a%(er %hom I con8
su,ted) t%o to the *rocurator %ho undertoo> m(
cause) and t%o to the secretar( of the rst Jud+e"
When a,, this %as done) m( usiness %as not e8
+unH and I had a,read( e?*ended more mone( than
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m( cheese and m( %ife %ere %orth" I returned to
Vo," @4
@ 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
m( o%n &i,,a+e) %ith an intention to se,, m( house)
in order to ena,e me to reco&er m( %ife"
#1( house %as %e,, %orth si?t( ounces of +o,d H
ut as m( nei+hors sa% that I "%as *oor) and
o,i+ed to se,, it) the rst to %hom I a**,ied of8
fered me thirt( ounces) the second t%ent() and the
third ten" !ad as these oers %ere) I %as so ,ind
that I %as +oin+ to stri>e a ar+ain) %hen a *rince
of 'ircania came to !a(,on) and ra&a+ed a,, in his
%a(" 1( house %as rst sac>ed and then urned"
#'a&in+ thus ,ost m( mone() m( %ife) and m(
house) I retired into this countr() %here thou no%
seest me" I ha&e endea&ored to +ain a susistence
( shin+) ut the sh ma>e a moc> of me) as %e,,
as the men" I catch noneH I die of hun+erH and
had it not een for thee) au+ust comforter) I shou,d
ha&e *erished in the ri&er"#
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The sherman %as not a,,o%ed to +i&e this ,on+
account %ithout interru*tion" At e&er( moment)
3adi+) mo&ed and trans*orted) said .
#What) >no%est thou nothin+ of the Gueen$s
fate#
#No) m( ,ord)# re*,ied the sherman) #ut I
>no% that neither the Gueen nor 3adi+ ha&e *aid
me for m( cream cheesesH that I ha&e ,ost m( %ife)
and am no% reduced to des*air"#
#I Matter m(se,f)# said 3adi+) #that thou %i,t
not ,ose a,, th( mone(" I ha&e heard of this 3adi+H
he is an honest man) and if he return to !a(,on)
as he e?*ects) he %i,, +i&e thee more than he o%es
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" :
thee" !ut %ith re+ard to th( %ife) %ho is not so
honest) I ad&ise thee not to see> to reco&er her"
!e,ie&e me) +o to !a(,onH I sha,, e there efore
thee) ecause I am on horseac>) and thou art on
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foot" A**,( to the i,,ustrious Cador" Te,, him
thou hast met his friend" Wait for me at his house"
oH *erha*s thou %i,t not a,%a(s e unha**("
#O) *o%erfu, Oroma2es# continued he) #thou
em*,o(est me to comfort this man" Whom %i,t
thou em*,o( to +i&e me conso,ation#
So sa(in+) he +a&e the sherman ha,f the mone(
he had rou+ht from Araia" The sherman)
struc> %ith sur*rise and ra&ished %ith Jo() >issed
the feet of the friend of Cador) and said .
#Thou art sure,( an an+e, sent from hea&en to
sa&e me#
1ean%hi,e 3adi+ continued to ma>e fresh in8
Guiries) and to shed tears" #What m( ,ord)# cried
the sherman) #and art thou then so unha**() thou
%ho esto%est fa&ors#
#A hundred times more unha**( than thee)#
re*,ied 3adi+"
#!ut ho% is it *ossi,e)# said the +ood man)
#that the +i&er can e more %retched than the re8
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cei&er#
#!ecause)# re*,ied 3adi+) #th( +reatest miser(
arose from *o&ert() and mine is seated in the heart"#
#Did Orcan ta>e th( %ife from thee# said the
sherman"
This %ord reca,,ed to 3adi+$s mind the %ho,e
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
of his ad&entures" 'e re*eated the cata,o+ue of
his misfortunes) e+innin+ %ith the Gueen$s itch)
and endin+ %ith his arri&a, at the cast,e of the ro8
er Aro+ad"
#Ah# said he to the sherman) #Orcan deser&es
to e *unishedH ut it is common,( such men as
those that are the fa&orites of fortune" 'o%e&er)
+o thou to the house of Lord Cador) and there
a%ait m( arri&a,"#
The( then *arted" The sherman %a,>ed) than>8
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in+ hea&en for the ha**iness of his conditionH and
3adi+ rode) accusin+ fortune for the hardness of
his ,ot"
C'APTER 9VI"
T'E !ASILISK"
Arri&in+ in a eautifu, meado%) he there sa%
se&era, %omen) %ho %ere searchin+ for somethin+
%ith +reat a**,ication" 'e too> the ,iert( to a*8
*roach one of them) and to as> if he mi+ht ha&e
the honor to assist them in their search"
#Ta>e care that thou dost not)# re*,ied the S(r8
ian" What %e are searchin+ for can e touched
on,( ( %omen"#
#Stran+e)# said 3adi+" #1a( I *resume to as>
thee %hat it is that %omen on,( are *ermitted to
touch#
#It is a asi,is>)# said she"
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3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" B
#A asi,is>) madam and for %hat *ur*ose) *ra()
dost thou see> for a asi,is>#
It is for our ,ord and master) O+u,) %hose cast,e
thou seest on the an> of that ri&er) at the end of
that meado%" We are his most hum,e s,a&es"
The ,ord O+u, is sic>" 'is *h(sician has ordered
him to eat a asi,is>) ste%ed in rose8%ater) and as
it is a &er( rare anima,) and can on,( e ta>en (
%omen) the ,ord O+u, hath *romised to choose for
his %e,,8e,o&ed %ife the %oman that sha,, rin+
him a asi,is>" Let me +o on in m( search) for
thou seest %hat I sha,, ,ose if I am foresta,,ed (
m( com*anions"#
3adi+ ,eft her and the other Ass(rians to search
for their asi,is>) and continued his Journe(
throu+h the meado%H %hen) comin+ to the rin>
of a sma,, ri&u,et) he found a ,ad( ,(in+ on the
+rass) and %ho %as not searchin+ for an(thin+"
'er *erson seemed maJestic) ut her face %as co&8
ered %ith a &ei," She %as inc,ined to%ard the ri&8
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u,et) and *rofound si+hs *roceeded from her osom"
In her hand she he,d a sma,, rod) %ith %hich she
%as tracin+ characters on the ne sand that ,a(
et%een the turf and the roo>"
3adi+ had the curiosit( to e?amine %hat this
%oman %as %ritin+" 'e dre% near" 'e sa% the ,etter
3) then an A H he %as astonished H then a**eared a D H
he started" !ut ne&er %as sur*rise eGua, to his %hen
he sa% the ,ast t%o ,etters of his name" 'e stood
4 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
for some time immo&a,e" At ,ast) rea>in+ si,ence
%ith a fa,terin+ &oice.
#Oh) +enerous ,ad( *ardon a stran+er) an un8
fortunate man) for *resumin+ to as> thee ( %hat
sur*risin+ ad&enture I here nd the name of 3adi+
traced out ( th( di&ine hand #
At this &oice) and these %ords) the ,ad( ,ifted u*
the &ei, %ith a trem,in+ hand) ,oo>ed at 3adi+)
sent forth a cr( of tenderness) sur*rise) and Jo() and
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sin>in+ under the &arious emotions %hich at once
assau,ted her sou,) fe,, s*eech,ess into his arms" It
%as Astarte herse,fH it %as the Gueen of !a(,onH
it %as she %hom 3adi+ adored) and %hom he had
re*roached himse,f for adorin+H it %as she %hose
misfortunes he had so dee*,( ,amented) and for
%hose fate he had een so an?ious,( concerned"
'e %as for a moment de*ri&ed of the use of his
senses) %hen he had ?ed his e(es on those of
Astarte) %hich no% e+an to o*en a+ain %ith a ,an8
+uor mi?ed %ith confusion and tenderness"
#O (e immorta, *o%ers # cried he) #%ho *re8
side o&er the fates of %ea> morta,s) do (e indeed
restore Astarte to me At %hat a time) in %hat a
*,ace) and in %hat a condition do I a+ain eho,d
her#
'e fe,, on his >nees efore Astarte) and ,aid his
face in the dust at her feet" The Gueen of !a(,on
raised him u*) and made him sit ( her side on the
rin> of the ri&u,et" She freGuent,( %i*ed her e(es)
from %hich the tears continued to Mo% afresh" She
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3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
t%ent( times resumed her discourse) %hich her
si+hs as often interru*ted" She as>ed ( %hat
stran+e accident the( %ere rou+ht to+ether) and
sudden,( *re&ented his ans%er ( other Guestions"
She %ai&ed the account of her o%n misfortunes)
" and desired to e informed of those of 3adi+" At
,ast) oth of them ha&in+ a ,itt,e com*osed the tu8
mu,t of their sou,s) 3adi+ acGuainted her in a fe%
%ords ( %hat ad&enture he %as rou+ht into that
meado%"
#!ut) O unha**( and res*ecta,e Gueen) ( %hat
means do I nd thee in this ,one,( *,ace) c,othed in
the hait of a s,a&e) and accom*anied ( other
fema,e s,a&es) %ho are searchin+ for a asi,is>)
%hich) ( order of the *h(sician) is to e ste%ed in
rose8%ater#
#Whi,e the( are searchin+ for their asi,is>)#
said the fair Astarte) #I %i,, inform thee of a,, I
ha&e suered) for %hich hea&en has suQcient,(
recom*ensed me ( restorin+ thee to m( si+ht"
Thou >no%est that the >in+) m( husand) %as
&e?ed to see thee) the most amia,e of man>ind)
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and that for this reason he one ni+ht reso,&ed to
stran+,e thee and *oison me" Thou >no%est ho%
hea&en *ermitted m( ,itt,e mute to inform me of
the orders of his su,ime maJest(" 'ard,( had the
faithfu, Cador o,i+ed thee to de*art) in oedience
to m( command) %hen he &entured to enter m(
a*artment at midni+ht ( a secret *assa+e" 'e
carried me o) and conducted me to the tem*,e of
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
Oroma2es) %here the ma+i) his rother) shut me
u* in that hu+e statue) %hose ase reaches to the
foundation of the tem*,e) and %hose to* rises to the
summit of the dome" I %as there uried in a man8
ner) ut %as ser&ed ( the ma+i) and su**,ied %ith
a,, the necessaries of ,ife" At rea> of da( his
maJest($s a*othecar( entered m( chamer %ith a
*otion com*osed of a mi?ture of henane) o*ium)
hem,oc>) ,ac> he,,eore) and aconiteH and another
oQcer %ent to thine %ith a o%strin+ of ,ue si,>"
Neither of us %ere to e found" Cador) the etter
to decei&e the >in+) *retended to come and accuse
us oth" 'e said that thou hadst ta>en the road
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to the Indies) and I that to 1em*hisH on %hich
the >in+$s +uards %ere immediate,( des*atched in
*ursuit of us oth"
#The couriers %ho *ursued me did not >no% me"
I had hard,( e&er sho%n m( face to an( ut thee)
and to thee on,( in the *resence and ( the order of
m( husand" The( conducted themse,&es in the
*ursuit ( the descri*tion that had een +i&en of
m( *erson" On the frontiers of E+(*t the( met
%ith a %oman of the same stature as mine) and *os8
sessed *erha*s of +reater charms" She %as %ee*8
in+ and %anderin+" The( made no dout ut that
this %oman %as the Gueen of !a(,on) and accord8
in+,( rou+ht her to 1oadar" Their mista>e at
rst thre% the >in+ into a &io,ent *assionH ut
ha&in+ &ie%ed this %oman more attenti&e,() he
found her e?treme,( handsome) and %as comforted"
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" <
She %as ca,,ed 1issouf" I ha&e since een in8
formed that this name) in the E+(*tian ,an+ua+e)
si+nies the ca*ricious fair one" She %as so in
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rea,it() ut she had as much cunnin+ as ca*rice"
She *,eased 1oadar) and +ained such an ascend8
enc( o&er him as to ma>e him choose her for his
%ife" 'er character then e+an to a**ear in its
true co,ors" She +a&e herse,f u*) %ithout scru*,e)
to a,, the frea>s of a %anton ima+ination" She
%ou,d ha&e o,i+ed the chief of the ma+i) %ho %as
o,d and +out() to dance efore her) and) on his
refusa,) she *ersecuted him %ith the most unre,ent8
in+ crue,t(" She ordered her master of the horse
to ma>e her a *ie of s%eetmeats" In &ain did he
re*resent that he %as not a *astr(8coo>" 'e %as
o,i+ed to ma>e it) and ,ost his *,ace ecause it %as
a>ed a ,itt,e too hard" The *ost of master of the
horse she +a&e to her d%arf) and that of chance,,or
to her *a+e" In this manner did she +o&ern !a(8
,on" E&er(od( re+retted the ,oss of me" The
>in+) %ho) ti,, the moment of his reso,&in+ to
*oison me and stran+,e thee) had een a to,era,(
+ood >ind of man) seemed no% to ha&e dro%ned a,,
his &irtues in his immoderate fondness for this ca*ri8
cious fair one" 'e came to the tem*,e on the +reat
da( of the feast he,d in honor of the sacred re" I
sa% him im*,ore the +ods in eha,f of 1issouf) at the
feet of the statue in %hich I %as enc,osed" I raised
m( &oiceH I cried out.
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# $The +ods reJect the *ra(ers of a >in+ %ho is
<= 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
no% ecome a t(rant) and %ho attem*ted to mur8
der a reasona,e %ife) in order to marr( a %oman
remar>a,e for nothin+ ut her fo,,( and e?tra&a8
+ance"$
#At these %ords 1oadar %as confounded) and
his head ecame disordered" The orac,e I had *ro8
nounced) and the t(rann( of 1issouf) cons*ired to
de*ri&e him of his Jud+ment) and in a fe% da(s his
reason entire,( forsoo> him"
#'is madness) %hich seemed to e the Jud+ment
of hea&en) %as the si+na, for a re&o,t" The *eo*,e
rose) and ran to armsH and !a(,on) %hich had
een so ,on+ immersed in id,eness and eeminac()
ecame the theatre of a ,ood( ci&i, %ar" I %as
ta>en from the heart of m( statue and *,aced at the
head of a *art(" Cador Me% to 1em*his to rin+
thee ac> to !a(,on" The *rince of 'ircania)
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informed of these fata, e&ents) returned %ith his
arm() and made a third *art( in Cha,daea" 'e at8
tac>ed the >in+) %ho Med efore him %ith his ca8
*ricious E+(*tian" 1oadar died) *ierced %ith
%ounds" 1issouf fe,, into the hands of the con8
Gueror" I m(se,f had the misfortune to e ta>en (
a *art( of 'ircanians) %ho conducted me to their
*rince$s tent) at the &er( moment that 1issouf %as
rou+ht efore him" Thou %i,t dout,ess e
*,eased to hear that the *rince thou+ht me more
eautifu, than the E+(*tianH ut thou %i,t e sorr(
to e informed that he desi+ned me for his sera+,io"
'e to,d me) %ith a ,unt and reso,ute air) that as
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" <;
soon as he had nished a mi,itar( e?*edition)
%hich he %as Just +oin+ to underta>e) he %ou,d
come to me" /ud+e ho% +reat must ha&e een m(
+rief" 1( ties %ith 1oadar %ere a,read( dis8
so,&edH I mi+ht ha&e een the %ife of 3adi+H and
I %as fa,,en into the hands of a ararian" I an8
s%ered him %ith a,, the *ride %hich m( hi+h ran>
and no,e sentiment cou,d ins*ire" I had a,%a(s
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heard it aQrmed that hea&en stam*ed on *ersons
of m( condition a mar> of +randeur) %hich) %ith
a sin+,e %ord or +,ance) cou,d reduce to the ,o%,i8
ness of the most *rofound res*ect those rash and
for%ard *ersons %ho *resume to de&iate from the
ru,es of *o,iteness" I s*o>e ,i>e a Gueen) ut %as
treated ,i>e a maid8ser&ant" The 'ircanian) %ith8
out e&en dei+nin+ to s*ea> to me) to,d his ,ac>
eunuch that I %as im*ertinent) ut that he thou+ht
me handsome" 'e ordered him to ta>e care of me
and to *ut me under the re+imen of fa&orites) so
that) m( com*,e?ion ein+ im*ro&ed) I mi+ht e the
more %orth( of his fa&ors %hen he shou,d e at
,eisure to honor me %ith them" I to,d him that)
rather than sumit to his desires) I %ou,d *ut an
end to m( ,ife" 'e re*,ied) %ith a smi,e) that
%omen) he e,ie&ed) %ere not so ,oodthirst() and
that he %as accustomed to such &io,ent e?*res8
sionsH and then ,eft me %ith the air of a man %ho
had Just *ut another *arrot into his a&iar(" What
a state for the rst Gueen of the uni&erse) and) %hat
is more) for a heart de&oted to 3adi+#
<@ 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
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At these %ords 3adi+ thre% himse,f at her feet)
and athed them %ith his tears" Astarte raised him
%ith +reat tenderness) and thus continued her
stor( .
#I no% sa% m(se,f in the *o%er of a ararian)
and ri&a, to the foo,ish %oman %ith %hom I %as con8
ned" She +a&e me an account of her ad&entures
in E+(*t" From the descri*tion she +a&e of (our
*erson) from the time) from the dromedar( on
%hich (ou %ere mounted) and from e&er( other cir8
cumstance) I inferred that 3adi+ %as the man %ho
had fou+ht for her" I douted not ut that (ou
%ere at 1em*his) and therefore reso,&ed to re*air
thither" $!eautifu, 1issouf)$ said I) $thou art more
handsome than I) and %i,, *,ease the *rince of 'ir8
cania much etter" Assist me in contri&in+ the
means of m( esca*e" Thou %i,t then rei+n a,one"
Thou %i,t at once ma>e me ha**( and rid th(se,f
of a ri&a,"$
#1issouf concerted %ith me the means of m(
Mi+htH and I de*arted secret,( %ith a fema,e s,a&e"
As I a**roached the frontiers of Araia) a famous
roer) named Aro+ad) sei2ed me and so,d me to
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some merchants %ho rou+ht me to this cast,e
%here Lord O+u, resides" 'e ou+ht me %ithout
>no%in+ %ho I %as" 'e is a &o,u*tuar() ami8
tious of nothin+ ut +ood ,i&in+) and thin>s that
od sent him into the %or,d for no other *ur*ose
than to sit at ta,e" 'e is so e?treme,( cor*u,ent)
that he is a,%a(s in dan+er of suocation" 'is *h(8
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" <:
sician) %ho has ut ,itt,e credit %ith him %hen he
has a +ood di+estion) +o&erns him %ith a des*otic
s%a( %hen he has eaten too much" 'e has *er8
suaded him that a asi,is> ste%ed in rose8%ater %i,,
eect a com*,ete cure" The ,ord O+u, hath *rom8
ised his hand to the fema,e s,a&e that rin+s him a
asi,is>" Thou seest that I ,ea&e them to &ie %ith
each other in meritin+ this honorH and ne&er %as I
,ess desirous of rindin+ the asi,is> than since
hea&en hath restored thee to m( si+ht"#
This account %as succeeded ( a ,on+ con&ersa8
tion et%een Astarte and 3adi+) consistin+ of e&er(8
thin+ that their ,on+ su**ressed sentiments) their
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+reat suerin+s) and their mutua, ,o&e) cou,d in8
s*ire into hearts the most no,e and tenderH and
the +enii %ho *reside o&er ,o&e carried their %ords
to the s*here of Venus"
The %omen returned to O+u, %ithout ha&in+
found the asi,is>" 3adi+ %as introduced to this
mi+ht( ,ord) and s*o>e to him in the fo,,o%in+
terms.
#1a( immorta, hea,th descend from hea&en to
,ess a,, th( da(s I am a *h(sician" At the rst
re*ort of th( indis*osition I Me% to th( cast,e) and
ha&e no% rou+ht thee a asi,is> ste%ed in rose8
%ater" Not that I *retend to marr( thee" A,, I
as> is the ,iert( of a !a(,onian s,a&e) %ho hath
een in th( *ossession for a fe% da(sH and if I
shou,d not e so ha**( as to cure thee) ma+nicent
< 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
Lord O+u,) I consent to remain a s,a&e in her
*,ace"#
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The *ro*osa, %as acce*ted" Astarte set out for
!a(,on %ith 3adi+$s ser&ant) *romisin+) imme8
diate,( u*on her arri&a,) to send a courier to inform
him of a,, that had ha**ened" Their *artin+ %as
as tender as their meetin+" The moment of meet8
in+) and that of *artin+ are the t%o +reatest e*ochas
of ,ife) as saith the +reat oo> of 3end" 3adi+
,o&ed the Gueen %ith as much ardor as he *ro8
fessedH and the Gueen ,o&ed 3adi+ more than she
thou+ht *ro*er to ac>no%,ed+e"
1ean%hi,e 3adi+ s*o>e thus to O+u,.
#1( ,ord) m( asi,is> is not to e eatenH a,, its
&irtues must enter throu+h th( *ores" I ha&e in8
c,osed it in a ,itt,e a,,) ,o%n u* and co&ered %ith
a ne s>in" Thou must stri>e this a,, %ith a,, th(
mi+ht) and I must stri>e it ac> for a considera,e
timeH and ( oser&in+ this re+imen for a fe%
da(s) thou %i,t see the eects of m( art"# .
The rst da( O+u, %as out of reath) and
thou+ht he shou,d ha&e died %ith fati+ue" The
second he %as ,ess fati+ued) and s,e*t etter" In
ei+ht da(s he reco&ered a,, the stren+th) a,, the hea,th)
a,, the a+i,it( and cheerfu,ness of his most a+reea,e
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(ears"
#Thou hast *,a(ed at a,,) and hast een tem*er8
ate)# said 3adi+" #Kno% that there is no such thin+
in nature as a asi,is>H that tem*erance and e?er8
cise are the t%o +reat *reser&ati&es of hea,thH and
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" <B
that the art of reconci,in+ intem*erance and hea,th
is as chimerica, as the *hi,oso*her$s stone) Judicia,
astro,o+() or the theo,o+( of the ma+i"#
O+u,$s rst *h(sician oser&in+ ho% dan+erous
this man mi+ht *ro&e to the medica, art) formed a
desi+n) in conJunction %ith the a*othecar() to send
3adi+ to search for a asi,is> in the other %or,d"
Thus) after ha&in+ suered such a ,on+ train of
ca,amities on account of his +ood actions) he %as
no% u*on the *oint of ,osin+ his ,ife) for curin+ a
+,uttonous ,ord" 'e %as in&ited to an e?ce,,ent
dinner) and %as to ha&e een *oisoned in the second
courseH ut) durin+ the rst) he ha**i,( recei&ed a
courier from the fair Astarte"
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#When one is e,o&ed ( a eautifu, %oman)#
sa(s the +reat 3oroaster) #he hath a,%a(s the +ood
fortune to e?tricate himse,f out of e&er( >ind of
diQcu,t( and dan+er"#
C'APTER 9VII"
T'E CO1!ATS"
The Gueen %as recei&ed at !a(,on %ith a,,
those trans*orts of Jo( %hich are e&er fe,t on the
return of a eautifu, *rincess %ho hath een in&o,&ed
in ca,amities" !a(,on %as no% in +reater tran8
Gui,,it(" The *rince of 'ircania had een >i,,ed in
att,e" The &ictorious !a(,onians dec,ared that
the Gueen shou,d marr( the man %hom the( shou,d
+4 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
choose for their so&erei+n" The( %ere reso,&ed
that the rst *,ace in the %or,d) that of ein+ hus8
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and to Astarte and >in+ of !a(,on) shou,d not
de*end on caa,s and intri+ues" The( s%ore to
ac>no%,ed+e for >in+ the man %ho) u*on tria,)
shou,d e found to e *ossessed of the +reatest
&a,or and the +reatest %isdom" Accordin+,() at the
distance of a fe% ,ea+ues from the cit() a s*acious
*,ace %as mar>ed out for the ,ists) surrounded %ith
ma+nicent am*hitheatres" Thither the comat8
ants %ere to re*air in com*,ete armor" Each of
them had a se*arate a*artment ehind the am*hi8
theatres) %here the( %ere neither to e seen nor
>no%n ( an( one" Each %as to encounter four
>ni+htsH and those that %ere so ha**( as to con8
Guer four) %ere then to en+a+e %ith one anotherH
so that he %ho remained the ,ast master of the e,d)
%ou,d e *roc,aimed conGueror at the +ames" Four
da(s after he %as to return to the same *,ace) and
to e?*,ain the eni+mas *ro*osed ( the ma+i" If
he did not e?*,ain the eni+mas) he %as not >in+H
and the runnin+ at the ,ances %as to e+in afresh)
ti,, a man shou,d e found %ho %as conGueror in
oth these comats H for the( %ere aso,ute,( deter8
mined to ha&e a >in+ *ossessed of the +reatest %is8
dom and the most in&inci,e coura+e" The Gueen
%as a,, the %hi,e to e strict,( +uarded" She %as
on,( a,,o%ed to e *resent at the +ames) and e&en
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there she %as to e co&ered %ith a &ei, H ut %as not
a,,o%ed to s*ea> to an( of the com*etitors) that so
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" <
the( mi+ht neither recei&e fa&or nor suer inJustice"
These *articu,ars Astarte communicated to her
,o&er) ho*in+ that) in order to otain her) he %ou,d
sho% himse,f *ossessed of +reater coura+e and %is8
dom than an( other *erson"
3adi+ set out on his Journe() eseechin+ Venus
to fortif( his coura+e and en,i+hten his understand8
in+" 'e arri&ed on the an>s of the Eu*hrates on
the e&e of this +reat da(" 'e caused his de&ice to
e inscried amon+ those of the comatants) con8
cea,in+ his face and his name) as the ,a% ordainedH
and then %ent to re*ose himse,f in the a*artment
that fe,, to him ( ,ot" 'is friend) Cador) %ho)
after the fruit,ess search he had made for him in
E+(*t) had no% returned to !a(,on) sent to his
tent a com*,ete suit of armor) %hich %as a *resent
from the GueenH as a,so from himse,f) one of the
nest horses in Persia" 3adi+ *resent,( *ercei&ed
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that these *resents %ere sent ( Astarte H and from
thence his coura+e deri&ed fresh stren+th) and his
,o&e the most animatin+ ho*es"
Ne?t da() the Gueen ein+ seated under a cano*(
of Je%e,s) and the am*hitheatres ,,ed %ith a,, the
+ent,emen and ,adies of ran> in !a(,on) the comat8
ants a**eared in the circus" Each of them came
and ,aid his de&ice at the feet of the +rand ma+i"
The( dre% their de&ices ( ,otH and that of 3adi+
%as the ,ast" The rst %ho ad&anced %as a certain
,ord) named Itoad) &er( rich and &er( &ain) ut
*ossessed of ,itt,e coura+e) of ,ess address) and
Vo," @
< 3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate"
scarce,( of an( Jud+ment at a,," 'is ser&ants had
*ersuaded him that such a man as he ou+ht to e
>in+" 'e had said in re*,() #Such a man as I
ou+ht to rei+n# H and thus the( had armed him
ca*8a8*ie" 'e %ore an armor of +o,d ename,,ed
%ith +reen) a *,ume of +reen feathers) and a ,ance
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adorned %ith +reen rions" It %as instant,( *er8
cei&ed ( the manner in %hich Itoad mana+ed his
horse) that it %as not for such a man as him that
hea&en reser&ed the sce*tre of !a(,on" The rst
>ni+ht that ran a+ainst him thre% him out of his
sadd,eH the second ,aid him Mat on his horse$s ut8
toc>s) %ith his ,e+s in the air) and his arms e?8
tended" Itoad reco&ered himse,f) ut %ith so ad
a +race) that the %ho,e am*hitheatre urst out
a8,au+hin+" The third >ni+ht disdained to ma>e
use of his ,anceH ut) ma>in+ a *ass at him) too>
him ( the ri+ht ,e+) and %hee,in+ him ha,f round)
,aJd him *rostrate on the sand" The sGuires of the
+ames ran to him ,au+hin+) and re*,aced him in
his sadd,e" The fourth comatant too> him ( the
,eft ,e+) and tum,ed him do%n on the other side"
'e %as conducted ac> %ith scornfu, shouts to his
tent) %here) accordin+ to the ,a%) he %as to *ass
the ni+ht H and as he ,im*ed a,on+ %ith +reat diQ8
cu,t() he said . #What an ad&enture for such a man
as I#
The other >ni+hts acGuitted themse,&es %ith
+reater ai,it( and success" Some of them con8
Guered t%o comatantsH a fe% of them &anGuished
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3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" <<
threeH ut none ut Prince Otamus conGuered
four" At ,ast 3adi+ fou+ht in his turn" 'e suc8
cessi&e,( thre% four >ni+hts o their sadd,es %ith
a,, the +race ima+ina,e" It then remained to e
seen %ho shou,d e conGueror) Otamus or 3adi+"
The arms of the rst %ere +o,d and ,ue) %ith a
*,ume of the same co,orH those of the ,ast %ere
%hite" The %ishes of a,, the s*ectators %ere di&ided
et%een the >ni+ht in ,ue and the >ni+ht in
%hite" The Gueen) %hose heart %as in a &io,ent
*a,*itation) oered *ra(ers to hea&en for the suc8
cess of the %hite co,or"
The t%o cham*ions made their *asses and &au,ts
%ith so much a+i,it() the( mutua,,( +a&e and re8
cei&ed such de?terous ,o%s %ith their ,ances) and
sat so rm,( in their sadd,es) that e&er(od( ut
the Gueen %ished there mi+ht e t%o >in+s in
!a(,on" At ,en+th) their horses ein+ tired and
their ,ances ro>en) 3adi+ had recourse to this
strata+em . 'e *asses ehind the ,ue *rince H
s*rin+s u*on the uttoc>s of his horseH sei2es him
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( the midd,eH thro%s him on the earthH *,aces
himse,f in the sadd,e) and %hee,s around Otamus as
he ,a( e?tended on the +round" A,, the am*hi8
theatre cried out) #Victor( to the %hite >ni+ht#
Otamus rises in a &io,ent *assion and dra%s his
s%ordH 3adi+ ,ea*s from his horse %ith his sare
in his hand" !oth of them are no% on the +round)
en+a+ed in a ne% comat) %here stren+th and
a+i,Jt( trium*h ( turns" The *,umes of their he,8
ioo 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
mets) the studs of their race,ets) and the rin+s of
their armor are dri&en to a +reat distance ( the
&io,ence of a thousand furious ,o%s" The( stri>e
%ith the *oint and the ed+eH to the ri+ht) to the
,eftH on the head) on the reastH the( retreatH the(
ad&anceH the( measure s%ordsH the( c,oseH the(
sei2e each otherH the( end ,i>e ser*entsH the(
attac> ,i>e ,ionsH and the re e&er( moment
Mashes from their ,o%s" At ,ast 3adi+) ha&in+ re8
co&ered his s*irits) sto*sH ma>es a feintH ,ea*s
u*on Otamus H thro%s him on the +round) and dis8
arms himH and Otamus cries out.
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#It is thou a,one) O %hite >ni+ht) that ou+htest
to rei+n o&er !a(,on#
The Gueen %as no% at the hei+ht of her Jo("
The >ni+ht in ,ue armor) and the >ni+ht in %hite)
%ere conducted each to his o%n a*artment) as %e,,
as a,, the others) accordin+ to the intention of the
,a%" 1utes came to %ait on them) and to ser&e them
at ta,e" It ma( e easi,( su**osed that the Gueen$s
,itt,e mute %aited on 3adi+" The( %ere then ,eft
to themse,&es to enJo( the s%eets of re*ose ti,, ne?t
mornin+) at %hich time the conGueror %as to rin+
his de&ice to the +rand ma+i) to com*are it %ith
that %hich he had ,eft) and ma>e himse,f >no%n"
3adi+) thou+h dee*,( in ,o&e) %as so much
fati+ued that he cou,d not he,* s,ee*in+" Itoad)
%ho ,a( near him) ne&er c,osed his e(es" 'e arose
in the ni+ht) entered his a*artment) too> the %hite
arms and the de&ice of 3adi+) and *ut his +reen
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ;=;
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armor in their *,ace" At rea> of da() he %ent
o,d,( to the +rand ma+i) to dec,are that so +reat a
man as he %as conGueror" This %as ,itt,e e?*ected H
ho%e&er) he %as *roc,aimed %hi,e 3adi+ %as sti,,
as,ee*" Astarte) sur*rised and ,,ed %ith des*air)
returned to !a(,on" The am*hitheatre %as a,most
em*t( %hen 3adi+ a%o>eH he sou+ht for his arms
ut cou,d nd none ut the +reen armor" With this
he %as o,i+ed to co&er himse,f) ha&in+ nothin+
e,se near him" Astonished and enra+ed) he *ut it
on in a furious *assion and ad&anced in this
eGui*a+e"
The *eo*,e that sti,, remained in the am*hi8
theatre and the circus recei&ed him %ith hoots and
hisses" The( surrounded him) and insu,ted him
to his face" Ne&er did man suer such crue, morti8
cations" 'e ,ost his *atienceH %ith his sare he
dis*ersed such of the *o*u,ace as dared to aront
himH ut he >ne% not %hat course to ta>e" 'e
cou,d not see the GueenH he cou,d not c,aim the
%hite armor she had sent him %ithout e?*osin+
herH and thus) %hi,e she %as *,un+ed in +rief) he
%as ,,ed %ith fur( and distraction" 'e %a,>ed
on the an>s of the Eu*hrates) fu,,( *ersuaded that
his star had destined him to ine&ita,e miser(H and
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re&o,&in+ in his mind a,, his misfortunes) from the
ad&enture of the %oman %ho hated one8e(ed men)
to that of his armor"
#This)# said he) #is the conseGuence of m( ha&8
in+ s,e*t too ,on+" 'ad I s,e*t ,ess) I shou,d no%
IO@ 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
ha&e een >in+ of !a(,on) and in *ossession of
Astarte" Kno%,ed+e) &irtue) and coura+e) ha&e
hitherto ser&ed on,( to ma>e me misera,e"#
'e then ,et fa,, some secret murmurin+s a+ainst
Pro&idence) and %as tem*ted to e,ie&e that the
%or,d %as +o&erned ( a crue, destin() %hich o*8
*ressed the +ood) and *ros*ered >ni+hts in +reen
armor"
C'APTER 9VIII"
T'E 'ER1IT"
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One of 3adi+$ s +reatest mortications %as his
ein+ o,i+ed to %ear that +reen armor %hich had
e?*osed him to such contume,ious treatment" A
merchant ha**enin+ to *ass () he so,d it to him for a
triMe) and ou+ht a +o%n and a ,on+ onnet" In
this +ar he *roceeded a,on+ the an>s of the
Eu*hrates) ,,ed %ith des*air) and secret,( accusin+
Pro&idence) %hich thus continued to *ersecute him
%ith unremittin+ se&erit("
Whi,e he %as thus saunterin+ a,on+) he met a
hermit) %hose %hite and &enera,e eard hun+
do%n to his +ird,e" 'e he,d a oo> in his hand)
%hich he read %ith +reat attention" 3adi+ sto**ed)
and made him a *rofound oeisance" The hermit
returned the com*,iment %ith such a no,e and en8
+a+in+ air) that 3adi+ had the curiosit( to enter
into con&ersation %ith him" 'e as>ed him %hat
oo> it %as that he had een readin+"
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ;=:
#It is the oo> of destinies)# said the hermit"
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#Wou,dst thou choose to ,oo> into it#
'e *ut the oo> into the hands of 3adi+) %ho)
thorou+h,( &ersed as he %as in se&era, ,an+ua+es)
cou,d not deci*her a sin+,e character of it" This
on,( redou,ed his curiosit("
#Thou seemest)# said the +ood father) #to e in
+reat distress"#
#A,as# re*,ied 3adi+) #I ha&e ut too much
reason"#
#If thou %i,t *ermit me to accom*an( thee)# re8
sumed the o,d man) #*erha*s I ma( e of some
ser&ice to thee" I ha&e often *oured the a,m of
conso,ation into the ,eedin+ heart of the unha**("#
3adi+ fe,t himse,f ins*ired %ith res*ect for the
di+nit() the 8eard) and the oo> of the hermit" 'e
found) in the course of the con&ersation) that he
%as *ossessed of su*erior de+rees of >no%,ed+e"
The hermit ta,>ed of fate) of Justice) of mora,s) of the
chief +ood) of human %ea>ness) and of &irtue and
&ice) %ith such a s*irited and mo&in+ e,oGuence)
that 3adi+ fe,t himse,f dra%n to%ard him ( an
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irresisti,e charm" 'e earnest,( entreated the fa&or
of his com*an( ti,, their return to !a(,on"
#I as> the same fa&or of thee)# said the o,d man"
#S%ear to me ( Oroma2es that) %hate&er I do)
thou %i,t not ,ea&e me for some da(s"#
3adi+ s%ore) and the( set out to+ether" In the
e&enin+ the t%o tra&e,,ers arri&ed at a su*er cast,e"
The hermit entreated a hos*ita,e rece*tion for him8
IO 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
se,f and the (oun+ man %ho accom*anied him"
The *orter) %hom one mi+ht ha&e mista>en for a
+reat ,ord) introduced them %ith a >ind of disdain8
fu, ci&i,it(" 'e *resented them to a *rinci*a,
domestic) %ho sho%ed them his master$s ma+ni8
cent a*artments" The( %ere admitted to the ,o%er
end of the ta,e) %ithout ein+ honored %ith the
,east mar> of re+ard ( the ,ord of the cast,eH ut
the( %ere ser&ed) ,i>e the rest) %ith de,icac( and
*rofusion" The( %ere then *resented) in a +o,den
asin adorned %ith emera,ds and ruies) %ith %ater
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to %ash their hands" At ,ast the( %ere conducted
to ed in a eautifu, a*artmentH and in the mornin+
a domestic rou+ht each of them a *iece of +o,d)
after %hich the( too> their ,ea&e and de*arted"
#The master of the house)# said 3adi+) as the(
%ere *roceedin+ on their Journe() #a**ears to e a
+enerous man) thou+h some%hat too *roud" 'e
no,( *erforms the duties of hos*ita,it("#
At that instant he oser&ed that a >ind of ,ar+e
*oc>et) %hich the hermit had) %as ,,ed and dis8
tendedH and u*on ,oo>in+ more narro%,() he found
that it contained the +o,den asin adorned %ith
*recious stones) %hich the hermit had sto,en" 'e
durst not then ta>e an( notice of itH ut he %as
,,ed %ith a stran+e sur*rise"
Aout noon the hermit came to the door of a
*a,tr( house) inhaited ( a rich miser) and e++ed
the fa&or of a hos*ita,e rece*tion for a fe% hours"
An o,d ser&ant) in a tattered +ar) recei&ed them
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ;=B
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%ith a ,unt and rude air) and ,ed them into the
sta,e) %here he +a&e them some rotten o,i&es) sour
%ine) and mou,d( read" The hermit ate and dran>
%ith as much seemin+ satisfaction as he had done
the e&enin+ efore) and then addressin+ himse,f to
the o,d ser&ant %ho %atched them oth to *re&ent
them stea,in+ an(thin+) and had rude,( *ressed
them to de*art) he +a&e 'im the t%o *ieces of +o,d
he had recei&ed in the mornin+) and than>ed him
for his +reat ci&i,it("
#Pra()# added he) #a,,o% me to s*ea> to th(
master"#
The ser&ant) ,,ed %ith astonishment) introduced
the t%o tra&e,,ers"
#1a+nicent ,ord# said the hermit) #I cannot
ut return thee m( most hum,e than>s for the
no,e manner in %hich thou hast entertained us"
!e *,eased to acce*t of this +o,den asin as a sma,,
mar> of m( +ratitude"#
The miser started) and %as read( to fa,, ac>8
%ards H ut the hermit) %ithout +i&in+ him time to
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reco&er from his sur*rise) instant,( de*arted %ith
his (oun+ fe,,o% tra&e,,er"
#Father)# said 3adi+) #%hat is the meanin+ of
a,, this Thou seemest to me to e entire,( dier8
ent from other men" Thou stea,est a +o,den asin
adorned %ith *recious stones from a ,ord %ho re8
cei&ed thee ma+nicent,() and +i&est it to a miser
%ho treats thee %ith indi+nit("#
#Son)# re*,ied the o,d man) #this ma+nicent
io4 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
,ord) %ho recei&es stran+ers on,( from &anit( and
ostentation) %i,, here( e rendered more %iseH
and the miser %i,, ,earn to *ractise the duties of
hos*ita,it(" !e sur*rised at nothin+) ut fo,,o%
me"#
3adi+ >ne% not as (et %hether he %as in com8
*an( %ith the most foo,ish or the most *rudent of
man>indH ut the hermit s*o>e %ith such an as8
cendenc( that 3adi+) %ho %as moreo&er ound (
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his oath) cou,d not refuse to fo,,o% him"
In the e&enin+ the( arri&ed at a house ui,t
%ith eGua, e,e+ance and sim*,icit() %here nothin+
sa&ored either of *rodi+a,it( or a&arice" The mas8
ter of it %as a *hi,oso*her %ho had retired from the
%or,d) and %ho cu,ti&ated in *eace the stud( of
&irtue and %isdom) %ithout an( of that ri+id and
morose se&erit( so common,( found in men of his
character" 'e had chosen to ui,d this ne house
in %hich he recei&ed stran+ers %ith a +enerosit(
free from ostentation" 'e %ent himse,f to meet
the t%o tra&e,,ers) %hom he ,ed into a commodious
a*artment) and desired them to re*ose themse,&es"
Soon after he came and in&ited them to a decent
and %e,, ordered re*ast) durin+ %hich he s*o>e
%ith +reat Jud+ment of the ,ast re&o,utions in !a(8
,on" 'e seemed to e stron+,( attached to the Gueen
and %ished that 3adi+ had a**eared in the ,ists to
contend for the cro%n"
#!ut the *eo*,e)# added he) #do not deser&e to
ha&e such a >in+ as 3adi+"#
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3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ;=
3adi+ ,ushed and fe,t his +riefs redou,ed"
The( a+reed) in the course of the con&ersation)
that the thin+s of this %or,d did not a,%a(s ans%er
the %ishes of the %ise" The hermit maintained that
the %a(s of Pro&idence %ere inscruta,eH and that
men %ere in the %ron+ to Jud+e of a %ho,e) of
%hich the( understood ut the sma,,est *art" The(
ta,>ed of the *assions .
#Ah)# said 3adi+) #ho% fata, are their eects#
#The( are the %inds)# re*,ied the hermit) #that
s%e,, the sai,s of the shi*H it is true) the( some8
times sin> her) ut %ithout them she cou,d not sai,
at a,," The i,e ma>es us sic> and cho,ericH ut
%ithout the i,e %e cou,d not ,i&e" E&er(thin+ in
this %or,d is dan+erous) and (et e&er(thin+ in it is
necessar("#
The con&ersation turned on *,easureH and the
hermit *ro&ed that it %as a *resent esto%ed (
the Deit("
#For)# said he) #man cannot either +i&e himse,f
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sensations or ideasH he recei&es a,,H and *ain and
*,easure *roceed from a forei+n cause as %e,, as
his ein+"#
3adi+ %as sur*rised to see a man %ho had een
+ui,t( of such e?tra&a+ant actions ca*a,e of rea8
sonin+ %ith so much Jud+ment and *ro*riet(" At
,ast) after a con&ersation eGua,,( entertainin+ and
instructi&e) the host ,ed ac> his t%o +uests to
their a*artment) ,essin+ hea&en for ha&in+ sent
him t%o men *ossessed of so much %isdom and
io 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
&irtue" 'e oered them mone( %ith such an eas(
and no,e air that it cou,d not *ossi,( +i&e an(
oence" The hermit refused it) and said that he
must no% ta>e his ,ea&e of him) as he *ro*osed to
set out for !a(,on in the mornin+ efore it %as
,i+ht" Their *artin+ %as tender" 3adi+ es*ecia,,(
fe,t himse,f ,,ed %ith esteem and aection for a
man of such an amia,e character"
When he and the hermit %ere a,one in their
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a*artment the( s*ent a ,on+ time in *raisin+ their
host" At rea> of da( the o,d man a%a>ened his
com*anion"
#We must no% de*art)# said heH #ut %hi,e a,,
the fami,( are sti,, as,ee*) I %i,, ,ea&e this man a
mar> of m( esteem and aection"#
So sa(in+ he too> a cand,e and set re to the
house" 3adi+) struc> %ith horror) cried a,oud) and
endea&ored to hinder him from committin+ such a
ararous actionH ut the hermit dre% him a%a(
( a su*erior force) and the house %as soon in
Mames" The hermit) %ho) %ith his com*anion) %as
a,read( at a considera,e distance) ,oo>ed ac> to
the conMa+ration %ith +reat tranGui,,it("
#Than>s e to od)# said he) #the house of m(
dear host is entire,( destro(ed 'a**( man#
At these %ords 3adi+ %as at once tem*ted to
urst out in ,au+hin+) to re*roach the re&erend
father) to eat him) and to run a%a(" !ut he did
none of a,, theseH for sti,, sudued ( the *o%erfu,
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3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ;=<
ascendenc( of the hermit) he fo,,o%ed him) in s*ite
of himse,f) to the ne?t sta+e"
This %as at the house of a charita,e and &ir8
tuous %ido%) %ho had a ne*he% fourteen (ears of
a+e) a handsome and *romisin+ (outh) and her on,(
ho*e" She *erformed the honors of the house as
%e,, as she cou,d" Ne?t da() she ordered her
ne*he% to accom*an( the stran+ers to a rid+e)
%hich ein+ ,ate,( ro>en do%n) %as ecome e?8
treme,( dan+erous in *assin+" The (oun+ man
%a,>ed efore them %ith +reat a,acrit(" As the(
%ere crossin+ the rid+e) the hermit said to the"
(outh .
#Come) I must sho% m( +ratitude to th( aunt"#
'e then too> him ( the hair) and *,un+ed him
into the ri&er" The o( san>) a**eared a+ain on the
surface of the %ater) and %as s%a,,o%ed u* ( the
current"
#O monster O thou most %ic>ed of man>ind#
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cried 3adi+"
#Thou *romised to eha&e %ith +reater *a8
tience)# said the hermit) interru*tin+ him" #Kno%)
that under the ruins of that house %hich Pro&idence
hath set on re) the master hath found an immense
treasureH >no%) that this (oun+ man) %hose ,ife
Pro&idence hath shortened) %ou,d ha&e assassin8
ated his aunt in the s*ace of a (ear) and thee in that
of t%o"#
#Who to,d thee so) ararian# cried 3adi+)
#and thou+h thou hadst read this e&ent in th( oo>
no 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
of destinies) art thou *ermitted to dro%n a (outh
%ho ne&er did thee an( harm#
Whi,e the !a(,onian %as thus e?c,aimin+) he
oser&ed that the o,d man had no ,on+er a eard)
and that his countenance assumed the features and
com*,e?ion of (outh" The hermit$s hait disa*8
*eared) and four eautifu, %in+s co&ered a maJestic
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od( res*,endent %ith ,i+ht"
#O sent of hea&en O di&ine an+e,# cried
3adi+) hum,( *rostratin+ himse,f on the +round)
#'ast thou then descended from the em*(rean to
teach a %ea> morta, to sumit to the eterna, decrees
of Pro&idence#
#1en)# said the an+e, /esrad) #Jud+e of a,, %ith8
out >no%in+ an(thin+H and) of a,, men) thou est
deser&est to e en,i+htened"#
3adi+ e++ed to e *ermitted to s*ea> .
#I distrust m(se,f)# said he) #ut ma( I *resume
to as> the fa&or of thee to c,ear u* one dout that
sti,, remains in m( mind" Wou,d it not ha&e een
etter to correct this (outh) and ma>e him &irtuous)
than to dro%n him#
#'ad he een &irtuous)# re*,ied /esrad) #and
enJo(ed a ,on+er ,ife) it %ou,d ha&e een his fate
to e assassinated himse,f) to+ether %ith the %ife he
%ou,d ha&e married) and the chi,d he %ou,d ha&e
had ( her"#
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#!ut %h()# said 3adi+) #is it necessar( that there
shou,d e crimes and misfortunes) and that these mis8
fortunes shou,d fa,, on the +ood#
3adi+ . The 1(ster( of Fate" ; ; ;
#The %ic>ed)# re*,ied /esrad) #are a,%a(s un8
ha**(" The( ser&e to *ro&e and tr( the sma,,
numer of the Just that are scattered throu+hout the
earth H and there is no e&i, that is not *roducti&e of
some +ood"#
#!ut)# said 3adi+) #su**ose there %as nothin+
ut +ood) and no e&i, at a,,"#
#Then)# re*,ied /esrad) #this earth %ou,d e an8
other earthH the chain of e&ents %ou,d e ran+ed
in another order) and directed ( %isdon" !ut this
other order) %hich %ou,d e *erfect) can e?ist on,(
in the eterna, aode of the Su*reme !ein+) to
%hich no e&i, can a**roach" The Deit( hath cre8
ated mi,,ions of %or,ds) amon+ %hich there is not
one that resem,es another" This immense &ariet(
is the eect of his immense *o%er" There are not
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t%o ,ea&es amon+ the trees of the earth) nor t%o
+,oes in the un,imited e?*anse of hea&en) that are
e?act,( simi,arH and a,, that thou seest on the ,itt,e
atom in %hich thou art orn) ou+ht to e) in its
*ro*er time and *,ace) accordin+ to the immuta,e
decrees of him %ho com*rehends a,," 1en thin>
that this chi,d) %ho hath Just *erished) is fa,,en into
the %ater ( chance) and that it is ( the same
chance that this house is urned" !ut there is no
such thin+ as chance" A,, is either a tria,) or a
*unishment) or a re%ard) or a foresi+ht" Remem8
er the sherman) %ho thou+ht himse,f the most
%retched of man>ind" Oroma2es sent thee to
;;@ 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
chan+e his fate" Cease then) frai, morta,) to dis*ute
a+ainst %hat thou ou+htest to adore"#
#!ut)# said 3adi+
As he *ronounced the %ord #!ut)# the an+e,
too> his Mi+ht to%ard the tenth s*here" 3adi+ on
his >nees adored Pro&idence) and sumitted" The
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an+e, cried to him from on hi+h.
#Direct th( course to%ard !a(,on #
C'APTER 9I9"
T'E ENI1AS"
3adi+) entranced as it %ere) and ,i>e a man
aout %hose head the thunder had urst) %a,>ed
at random" 'e entered !a(,on on the &er( da(
%hen those %ho had fou+ht at the tournaments
%ere assem,ed in the +rand &estiu,e of the
*a,ace to e?*,ain the eni+mas) and to ans%er the
Guestions of the +rand ma+i" A,, the >ni+hts %ere
a,read( *resent) e?ce*t the >ni+ht in +reen armor"
As soon as 3adi+ a**eared in the cit( the *eo*,e
cro%ded around himH e&er( e(e %as ?ed on him)
e&er( mouth ,essed him) and e&er( heart %ished
him the em*ire" The en&ious man sa% him *assH
he fro%ned and turned aside" The *eo*,e con8
ducted him to the *,ace %here the assem,( %as
he,d" The Gueen) %hen informed of his arri&a,)
ecame a *re( to the most &io,ent a+itations of
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ho*e and fear" She %as ,,ed %ith an?iet( and
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ;;:
a**rehension" She cou,d not com*rehend %h( 3a8
di+ %as %ithout arms) nor %h( Itoad %ore the
%hite armor"
When the >ni+hts %ho had fou+ht %ere di8
rected to a**ear in the assem,() 3adi+ said. #I
ha&e fou+ht as %e,, as the other >ni+hts) ut an8
other here %ears m( arms H and %hi,e I %ait for
the honor of *ro&in+ the truth of m( assertion) I de8
mand the ,iert( of *resentin+ m(se,f to e?*,ain the
eni+mas"#
The Guestion %as *ut to &ote) and his re*utation
for *roit( %as so %e,, esta,ished that the( ad8
mitted him %ithout scru*,e"
The rst Guestion *ro*osed ( the +rand ma+i
%as. #What) of a,, thin+s in the %or,d) is the
,on+est and the shortest) the s%iftest and the s,o%8
est) the most di&isi,e and the most e?tended) the
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most ne+,ected and the most re+retted) %ithout
%hich nothin+ can e done) %hich de&ours a,, that
is ,itt,e) and en,i&ens a,, that is +reat#
Itoad %as to s*ea>" 'e re*,ied) that so +reat
a man as he did not understand eni+mas) and that
it %as suQcient for him to ha&e conGuered (
his stren+th and &a,or" Some said that the mean8
in+ of the eni+ma %as fortuneH some) the earthH
and others) the ,i+ht" 3adi+ said that it %as time"
#Nothin+)# added he) #is ,on+er) since it is the
measure of eternit(" Nothin+ is shorter) since it
is insuQcient for the accom*,ishment of our *ro8
Jects" Nothin+ more s,o% to him that e?*ects)
Vo," @
;; 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
nothin+ more ra*id to him that enJo(s" In +reat8
ness it e?tends to innit(H in sma,,ness it is in8
nite,( di&isi,e" A,, men ne+,ect itH a,, re+ret the
,oss of it H nothin+ can e done %ithout it" It con8
si+ns to o,i&ion %hate&er is un%orth( of ein+
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transmitted to *osterit() and it immorta,i2es such
actions as are tru,( +reat"#
The assem,( ac>no%,ed+ed that 3adi+ %as in
the ri+ht"
The ne?t Guestion %as. #What is the thin+
%hich %e recei&e %ithout than>s) %hich %e enJo(
%ithout >no%in+ ho%) and %hich %e ,ose %ithout
*ercei&in+ it#
E&er( one +a&e his o%n e?*,anation" 3adi+
a,one +uessed that it %as ,ife) and he e?*,ained a,,
the eni+mas %ith the same faci,it(" Itoad a,%a(s
said that nothin+ %as more eas() and that he cou,d
ha&e ans%ered them %ith the same readiness) had
he chosen to +i&e himse,f the trou,e" 7uestions
%ere then *ro*osed on Justice) on the so&er8
ei+n +ood) and on the art of +o&ernment" 3adi+$ s
ans%ers %ere Jud+ed to e the most so,id) and the
*eo*,e e?c,aimed.
#What a *it( it is that so +reat a +enius shou,d
e so ad a >ni+ht#
#I,,ustrious ,ords)# said 3adi+) #I ha&e had the
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honor of conGuerin+ in the tournaments" It is to
me that the %hite armor e,on+s" Lord Itoad
too> *ossession of it durin+ m( s,ee*" 'e *ro8
a,( thou+ht it %ou,d t him etter than the +reen"
3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ;;B
I am no% read( to *ro&e in (our *resence) %ith
m( +o%n and s%ord) a+ainst a,, that eautifu, %hite
armor %hich he too> from me) that it is I %ho ha&e
had the honor of conGuerin+ the ra&e Otamus"#
Itoad acce*ted the cha,,en+e %ith the +reatest
condence" 'e ne&er douted ut that) armed as
he %as %ith a he,met) a cuirass) and rassarts) he
%ou,d otain an eas( &ictor( o&er a cham*ion in
a ca* and a ni+ht8+o%n" 3adi+ dre% his s%ord)
sa,utin+ the Gueen) %ho ,oo>ed at him %ith a mi?8
ture of fear and Jo(" Itoad dre% his) %ithout sa8
,utin+ an( one" 'e rushed u*on 3adi+ ,i>e a man
%ho had nothin+ to fearH he %as read( to c,ea&e
him in t%o" 3adi+ >ne% ho% to %ard o his ,o%s)
( o**osin+ the stron+est *art of his s%ord to the
%ea>est of that of his ad&ersar() in such a manner
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that Itoad$s s%ord %as ro>en" 0*on %hich
3adi+) sei2in+ his enem( ( the %aist) thre% him on
the +roundH and ?in+ the *oint of his s%ord at
the e?tremit( of his reast8*,ate) e?c,aimed . #Suf8
fer th(se,f to e disarmed) or thou art a dead man"#
Itoad) +reat,( sur*rised at the dis+race that
ha**ened to such a man as he) %as o,i+ed to
(ie,d to 3adi+) %ho too> from him) %ith +reat
com*osure) his ma+nicent he,met) his su*er
cuirass) his ne rassarts) his shinin+ cuissesH
c,othed himse,f %ith them) and in this dress ran
to thro% himse,f at the feet of Astarte" Cador
easi,( *ro&ed that the armor e,on+ed to 3adi+"
'e %as ac>no%,ed+ed >in+ ( the unanimous con8
n4 3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate"
sent of the %ho,e nation) and es*ecia,,( ( that
of Astarte) %ho) after so man( ca,amities) no%
tasted the e?Guisite *,easure of seein+ her ,o&er
%orth() in the e(es of the %or,d) to e her husand"
Itoad %ent home) to e ca,,ed ,ord in his o%n
house" 3adi+ %as >in+) and %as ha**(" 'e rec8
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o,,ected %hat the an+e, /esrad had said to him"
'e e&en rememered the +rain of sand that ecame
a diamond" 'e sent in search of the roer Ar8
o+ad) to %hom he +a&e an honora,e *ost in his
arm() *romisin+ to ad&ance him to the rst di+8
nities if he eha&ed ,i>e a true %arrior) and threat8
enin+ to han+ him if he fo,,o%ed the *rofession of
a roer"
Setoc) %ith the fair A,mona) %as ca,,ed from
the heart of Araia) and *,aced at the head of the
commerce of !a(,on" Cador %as *referred and
distin+uished accordin+ to his +reat ser&ices" 'e
%as the friend of the >in+) and the >in+ %as then
the on,( monarch on earth that had a friend" The
,itt,e mute %as not for+otten" A ne house %as
+i&en to the sherman) and Orcan %as condemned
to *a( him a ,ar+e sum of mone() and to restore
him his %ifeH ut the sherman) %ho had no% e8
come %ise) too> on,( the mone("
The eautifu, Semira cou,d not e comforted for
ha&in+ e,ie&ed that 3adi+ %ou,d e ,ind of an
e(eH nor did A2ora cease to ,ament her attem*t
to cut o his noseH their +riefs) ho%e&er) he soft8
ened ( his *resents" The ca*ricious eaut() 1is8
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3adi+. The 1(ster( of Fate" ;;
souf) %as ,eft unnoticed" The en&ious man died
of ra+e and shame" The em*ire enJo(ed *eace)
+,or( and *,ent(" This %as the ha**iest a+e of the
earth" It %as +o&erned ( ,o&e and Justice" The
*eo*,e ,essed 3adi+) and 3adi+ ,essed hea&en"
T'E STOR5 OF /O'NN5H OR) T'E
AT'EIST AND T'E SAE"
INTROD0CTION"
5ou reGuest me) sir) to +i&e (ou some account
of our %orth( friend) and his sin+u,ar son" The
,eisure that the retirement of Lord Peterorou+h
no% aords me) *,aces it in m( *o%er to o,i+e (ou"
5ou %i,, e as astonished as I %as) and *erha*s
ado*t m( o*inion on the suJect"
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5ou scarce,( >ne% the (oun+ and unfortunate
/ohnn() Freind$s on,( son) %hom his father too>
%ith him to S*ain %hen he recei&ed the a**oint8
ment of cha*,ain to our armies) in ;=B" 5ou
started for A,e**o efore m( ,ord esie+ed !ar8
ce,onaH (et (ou %ere ri+ht %hen (ou said /ohn$s
countenance %as amia,e and interestin+) and that
he +a&e *roofs of inte,,i+ence and coura+e" It %as
Guite true" E&er( one %ho >ne% him) ,o&ed him"
At rst he %as intended for the churchH ut) as
he manifested much a&ersion for that *rofession)
%hich) indeed) reGuires +reat s>i,,) mana+ement)
and nesse) his *rudent father considered it a fo,,(
and a crime to o**ose his inc,ination"
/ohn %as not t%ent( (ears o,d %hen he assisted)
;;
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;;<
as a &o,unteer) at the attac> on 1ont8/oui) %hich
%as ca*tured) and %here U the Prince of 'esse ,ost
his ,ife" Our *oor /ohnn( %as %ounded) ta>en
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*risoner) and carried into the to%n" The fo,,o%in+ is
an account of his ad&entures from the attac> of
1ont8/oui ti,, the ta>in+ of !arce,ona" It is as
to,d ( a Cata,onian ,ad() a ,itt,e too free and too
sim*,e" Such stories do not nd a %a( to the hearts
of (our %ise men" I recei&ed it from her %hen I
entered !arce,ona in the suite of Lord Peteror8
ou+h" 5ou must read it %ithout oence) as a true
descri*tion of the manners of the countr("
C'APTER I"
ADVENT0RES OF /O'NN5) A 5O0N ENLIS'1AN)
WRITTEN !5 DONA LAS NALAS"
When %e %ere informed that the same sa&a+es
%ho came throu+h the air to sei2e on ira,tar
%ere comin+ to esie+e our eautifu, !arce,ona)
%e e+an to oer *ra(ers at Notre Dame de 1an8
resa assured,( the est mode of defence"
These *eo*,e) %ho come from so far) are ca,,ed
( a name &er( hard to *ronounce) that is)
En+,ish" Our re&erend father inGuisitor) Don /er8
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onimo !ueno Caracucarador) *reached a+ainst
these ri+ands" 'e anathemati2ed them in Notre
Dame d$E,*ino" 'e assured us that the En+,ish
had mon>e( tai,s) ears$ *a%s) and *arrot headsH
I@O The Atheist and the Sa+e"
that the( sometimes s*o>e ,i>e men) ut in&aria,(
made a +reat hissin+H that the( %ere) moreo&er)
notorious hereticsH that) thou+h the !,essed Vir+in
%as often indu,+ent to *oor sinners) she ne&er for8
+a&e heretics) and that conseGuent,( the( %ou,d
a,, e infa,,i,( e?terminated) es*ecia,,( if the( *re8
sumed to a**ear efore 1ont8/oui" 'e had
scarce,( nished his sermon %hen he heard that
1ont8/oui %as ta>en ( storm"
The same e&enin+ %e ,earned that a (oun+ En+8
,ishman) %ho had een %ounded in the assau,t) %as
our *risoner" Throu+hout the to%n arose cries of
&ictor( &ictor( And the i,,uminations %ere &er(
+enera,"
Dona !oca VermeJa) %ho had the honor to e
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the re&erend inGuisitor$s fa&orite) %as &er( desir8
ous to see %hat the En+,ish anima, and heretic %as
,i>e" She %as m( intimate friend" I shared her
curiosit(" We %ere o,i+ed to %ait ti,, his %ound
%as cured) and this did not ta>e &er( ,on+"
Soon after) %e ,earned that he %as in the hai$"
of &isitin+ dai,( at the residence of E,o) m(
cousin +erman) %ho) as e&er( one >no%s) is the
est sur+eon in the to%n" 1( friend !oca VermeJa$s
im*atience to see this sin+u,ar monster increased
t%o8fo,d" We had no rest ourse,&es) and +a&e
none to our cousin) the sur+eon) ti,, he a,,o%ed us
to concea, ourse,&es in a sma,, c,oset) %hich %e
entered on ti*toe %ithout sa(in+ a %ord) and
scarce,( &enturin+ to reathe) Just as the En+,ish8
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;@;
man arri&ed" 'is face %as not turned to%ard us"
'e too> o a sma,, ca*) %hich enc,osed his ,i+ht
hair) %hich then fe,, in thic> cur,s do%n the nest
nec> I e&er ehe,d" 'is form *resented a *,um*8
ness) a nish) an e,e+ance) a**roachin+) in m( o*in8
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ion) the A*o,,o !e,&edere at Rome a co*( of %hich
m( unc,e) the scu,*tor) *ossesses"
Dona !oca VermeJa %as trans*orted %ith sur8
*rise) and de,i+hted" I shared her ecstas() and
cou,d not forear e?c,aimin+. #O Gue hermoso
muchacho #
These %ords made the (oun+ man turn around"
We then sa% the face of an Adonis on the od( of
a (oun+ 'ercu,es" Dona !oca VermeJa near,( fe,,
ac>%ards at the si+ht"
#St" /ames# she e?c,aimed) #'o,( Vir+in is
it *ossi,e heretics are such ne men 'o% %e
ha&e een decei&ed aout them"#
Dona !oca %as soon &io,ent,( in ,o&e %ith
the heretica, monster" She is handsomer nan I
am) I must confessH and I must a,so confess that
I ecame dou,( Jea,ous of her on that account"
I too> care to sho% her that to forsa>e the re&er8
end father inGuisitor) Don /eronimo !ueno Cara8
cucarador) for an En+,ishman) %ou,d e a crime
fa,,in+ nothin+ short of damnation"
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#Ah) m( dear Las Na,+as# she said Las Na,8
+as is m( name6) #I %ou,d forsa>e 1e,chi2ede>
himse,f for so ne a (oun+ man"#
O e of the inGuisitors %ho attended four masses
;@@ The Atheist and the Sa+e"
dai,() to otain from Our Lad( of 1anresa the
destruction of the En+,ish) heard of our admiration"
The Re&erend Father Don Caracucarador %hi**ed
us oth) and had our dear En+,ishman arrested (
t%ent(8four A,+ua2i,s of St" 'ermandad" /ohnn(
>i,,ed four) and %as at ,en+th ca*tured ( the
remainin+ t%ent(" 'e %as conned in a &er(
dam* ce,,ar) and sentenced to e urnt the fo,,o%8
in+ Sunda() in fu,, ceremon() c,othed in a san
enito) %earin+ a su+ar8,oaf ca*) in honor of Our
Sa&iour and the Vir+in 1ar() his mother" Don
Caracucarador *re*ared a ne sermon) ut had no
occasion for it) as the to%n %as ta>en at four o$c,oc>
on the Sunda( mornin+"
'ere Dona Las Na,+as$ ta,e terminates" This
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,ad( %as not %ithout a descri*tion of %it) %hich
in S*ain %e ca,, a+ude2a"
C'APTER II"
CONTIN0ATION OF T'E ADVENT0RES OF /O'N) T'E
5O0N ENLIS'1ANH ALSO T'OSE OF 'IS
WORT'5 FAT'ER) D"D") 1"P") AND F"R"S"
5ou >no% the s>i,fu, conduct of the Ear, of
Peterorou+h after he too> !arce,onaH ho% suc8
cessfu,,( he *re&ented *i,,a+e) restored order) and
rescued the Duchess of Po*o,i from the hands of
some drun>en ermans) %ho roed and aused
her" Concei&e the sur*rise) +rief) ra+e) and tears
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;@:
of our friend) Freind) on ,earnin+ that /ohn %as
conned in the dun+eons of the 'o,( InGuisition)
and condemned to the staJce" 5ou >no% that co,d
tem*eraments are freGuent,( most ener+etic %hen
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+reat e&ents ca,, them into action" 5ou shou,d
ha&e seen this distracted father) %hom (ou %ere
accustomed to thin> im*ertura,e) M( to the dun8
+eon of his son more ra*id,( than the horses at
Ne%mar>et hasten to the +oa," The ft( so,diers
%ho %ent %ith him %ere soon out of reath) and
a,%a(s a hundred *aces ehind" At ,en+th he
reached the ce,, and entered it" What a scene
%hat tears %hat Jo( T%ent( &ictims) de&oted to
the same ceremon() are de,i&ered" A,, the *ris8
oners ta>e arms and +ht %ith our so,diers" The
ui,din+s of the 'o,( OQce are destro(ed in ten
minutes) and the( rea>fasted eside the ruins)
on the %ine and ham of the inGuisitors"
In the midst of the roar of cannon) the sound
of trum*ets and drums) announcin+ our &ictor(
to Cata,onia) our friend Freind reco&ered his accus8
tomed tranGui,,it( of manner" 'e %as as ca,m as
the s>( after a da( of storm" 'e %as raisin+ to
od a heart as serene as his countenance) %hen
he *ercei&ed a ,ac> s*ectra, +ure) c,ad in a sur8
*,ice) issue from a &au,t) and fa,, at his feet) cr(in+
for merc("
#Who are (ou # said our friend" #Do (ou come
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from 'ades#
#A,most)# reJoined the other" #I am Don /ero8
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nimo !ueno Caracucarador) inGuisitor" I so,icit
most hum,( (our for+i&eness for %ishin+ to roast
(our son in *u,ic" I too> him for a /e%"#
#Su**osin+ that to e the case)# said our friend)
%ith his customar( san+8froid) #does it ecome (ou)
Seor Caracucarador) to roast *eo*,e a,i&e e8
cause the( are descended from a sect that former,(
inhaited a roc>( canton near the S(rian desert
What does it matter to (ou %hether a man is cir8
cumcised or not that he oser&e Easter at the fu,,
of the moon) or on the fo,,o%in+ Sunda( It is
&er( ad reason to sa() $That man is a /e%H there8
fore I must ha&e him urnt) and ta>e his *ro*ert("$
The Ro(a, Societ( of London do not reason in
that %a("
#Do (ou >no%) Seor Caracucarador) that /esus
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Christ %as a /e% that he %as orn) ,i&ed) and died
a /e% that he oser&ed the Passo&er ,i>e a /e%)
at the fu,, of the moon that a,, his a*ost,es
%ere /e%s that the( %ent to the tem*,e after his
death) as %e are e?*ress,( to,d that the rst fteen
secret isho*s of /erusa,em %ere /e%s !ut m(
son is no /e%H he e,on+s to the esta,ished church"
'o% came it into (our head to urn him a,i&e#
The inGuisitor) o&era%ed ( the ,earnin+ of
1onsieur Freind) and sti,, *rostrate at his feet) re8
*,ied.
#A,as sir) %e >no% nothin+ aout this at the
0ni&ersit( of Sa,amanca" For+i&e me) once more"
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The true reason is) (our son too> from me m(
fa&orite) Dona !oca VermeJa"#
#Ah if he too> (our fa&orite) that$s another
thin+" We shou,d ne&er ta>e $our nei+hor$s
+oods"$ That is not) ho%e&er) a suQcient reason
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for urnin+ a (oun+ man to death" As Leinit2
sa(s. $The *unishment shou,d e in *ro*ortion to
the crime"$ 5ou Christians on the other side of the
!ritish Channe,) es*ecia,,( to%ard the south) ma>e
no more of roastin+ each other) e it the Coun8
se,,or Duour+) 1" Ser&etus) or those %ho %ere
urned in the rei+n of Phi,i* II") surnamed E,
Discreto) than %e do of roastin+ a Joint of eef
in London" !ut rin+ 1iss !oca VermeJa efore
me) that I ma( ,earn the truth from her o%n
mouth"#
!oca VermeJa a**eared) %ee*in+) ,oo>in+ the
handsomer for her tears) as %omen +enera,,( do"
#Is it true) 1iss) that (ou are de&oted,( attached
to 1" Caracucarador) and that m( son has a8
ducted (ou#
#Aducted me The En+,ish +ent,eman I
ne&er met %ith an( one so amia,e and +ood8,oo>8
in+ as (our son" 5ou are &er( fortunate in ein+
his father" I cou,d fo,,o% him to the %or,d$s end)
I a,%a(s hated that u+,( inGuisitor) %ho %hi**ed
me and 1ademoise,,e Las Na,+as ti,, he near,(
rou+ht ,ood" If (ou %ish to ma>e me ha**()
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(ou %i,, cause the o,d fe,,o% to e han+ed at m(
edroom %indo%"#
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/ust as !oca VermeJa %as thus s*ea>in+) the
Ear, of Peterorou+h sent for the inGuisitor Car8
acucarador) to ha&e him han+ed" 5ou %i,, not e
sur*rised to hear that 1r" Freind rm,( o**osed
this measure"
#Let (our Just dis*,easure)# said he) #+i&e %a(
to +enerous fee,in+s" A man shou,d ne&er e *ut
to death ut %hen it is aso,ute,( necessar( for the
safet( of others" The S*aniards sa( the En+,ish
are ararians) %ho >i,, a,, the *riests %ho come
in their %a(" This mi+ht ha&e inJured the cause of
the archdu>e) for %hom (ou ha&e ta>en !arce,ona"
I ha&e suQcient satisfaction in rescuin+ m( son)
and *uttin+ it out of the *o%er of this rasca,,(
mon> to e?ercise his inGuisitoria, functions"#
In a %ord) the %ise and charita,e Freind %as
contented %ith +ettin+ Caracucarador Mo++ed) as
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he had %hi**ed 1iss !oca VermeJa and 1iss Las
Na,+as"
Such c,emenc( aected the Cata,onians" The
*ersons rescued from the InGuisition fe,t that our
re,i+ion %as etter than theirs" Near,( a,, re8
Guested to e admitted memers of the esta,ished
churchH e&en some ache,ors of the 0ni&ersit( of
Sa,amanca) %ho chanced to e at !arce,ona) re8
Guested instruction" The +reater *art soon ecame
en,i+htened) %ith the e?ce*tion of a certain Don
Ini+o ( 1edroso ( Comodios ( Pa*a,amiendo) %ho
ostinate,( adhered to his o*inions"
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;@
C'APTER III"
S011AR5 OF T'E CONTROVERS5 OF T'E #0TS# !E8
TWEEN 1R" FREIND AND DON INIO 5 1EDROSO 5
CO1ODIOS 5 PAPALA1IENDO) !AC'ELOR OF SALA8
1ANCA"
The fo,,o%in+ is a summar( of the *,easant dis8
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*utation) %hich our dear friend Freind and the
!ache,or Don Pa*a,amiendo he,d) in the *resence
of the Ear, of Peterorou+h" This fami,iar con8
&ersation %as ca,,ed the dia,o+ue of the #!uts"#
As (ou read it (ou %i,, disco&er %h("
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut) sir) not%ithstandin+ a,,
the ne thin+s (ou ha&e said) (ou must admit that
(our res*ecta,e esta,ished church did not e?ist
efore the time of Don Luther and Don CEco,am8
*adius H conseGuent,() it is Guite ne%) and can hard,(
e said to e,on+ to the fami,("
FREIND" 5ou mi+ht as %e,, sa( I am not a
descendant of m( +randfather) ecause another
ranch of the fami,() ,i&in+ in Ita,() sei2ed on his
%i,,) and m( c,aims" I ha&e fortunate,( found them
a+ain) and it is no% Guite c,ear that I am m(
+randfather$s +randson" 5ou and I are) as it %ere)
of the same fami,() ut %ith this dierence. We
read our +randfather$s testament in our mother
ton+ue) %hi,e (ou are foridden to read it in (ours"
5ou are the s,a&es of a forei+nerH %e ,isten to the
dictates of reason"
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T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut su**ose (our reason
shou,d ,ead (ou astra( For) in a %ord) (ou ha&e
no faith in our 0ni&ersit( of Sa,amanca) %hich has
dec,ared the infa,,ii,it( of the *o*e) and his indis8
*uta,e contro, of the *ast) the *resent) the future)
and the *au,o8*ost8future"
FREIND" Neither did the a*ost,es" It is %rit8
ten that Peter) %ho denied his master /esus) %as
se&ere,( reu>ed ( Pau," I ha&e not e?amined
the case to see %hich %as in the %ron+H *erha*s)
as is the case in most dis*utes) neither %as ri+htH
ut I do not nd one *assa+e in the #Acts of the
A*ost,es# to *ro&e that Peter %as considered the
master of his com*anions) and of the *au,o8*ost8
future"
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut St" Peter %as certain,(
archisho* of Rome) for Sanche2 te,,s us that this
+reat man came there in the rei+n of Nero) and
,,ed the archisho*$s throne t%ent(8&e (ears
under the same Nero) %ho on,( rei+ned thirteen"
!esides) it is a matter of faith) and Don ri,,andus)
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the *rotot(*e of the InGuisition) aQrms it for %e
ne&er read the 'o,( !i,e6) that St" Peter %as at
Rome durin+ a certain (ear) for he dates one of
his ,etters from !a(,on" No%) since !a(,on is
&isi,( the ana+ram of Rome) it is c,ear that the
*o*e) ( di&ine ri+ht) is ,ord of the %or,dH more8
o&er) a,, the ,icentiates of Sa,amanca ha&e sho%n
that Simon race8of8od) rst sorcerer and coun8
se,,or of state at the court of Nero) sent his com8
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;@<
*,iments ( his do+ to Simon !arJona) other%ise
ca,,ed St" Peter) as soon as he came to RomeH that
St" Peter) %ho %as scarce,( ,ess *o,ite) sent a,so
his do+ to com*,iment Simon race8of8od) and
then the( di&erted themse,&es ( tr(in+ %hich
cou,d soonest raise from the dead a cousin +erman
of Nero$sH that race8of8od on,( succeeded in ef8
fectin+ a *artia, restoration) %hi,e !arJona %on the
+ame ( %ho,,( restorin+ the dead man to ,ifeH
that race8of8od sou+ht to ha&e his re&en+e (
M(in+ throu+h the air ,i>e St" Daeda,usH and that
!arJona ro>e his ,e+s) ( ma>in+ him fa,," On
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this account St" Peter recei&ed the mart(r$s cro%n)
ein+ crucied %ith his hee,s u*%ard" Therefore
%e ha&e *ro&ed that his ho,iness) the *o*e) ou+ht
to rei+n o&er a,, %ho %ear cro%nsH that he is ,ord
of the *ast) the *resent) and a,, the futures in the
%or,d"
FREIND" It is c,ear these thin+s ha**ened in
the da(s %hen 'ercu,es se*arated at a stro>e the
t%o mountains) Ca,*e and A(,a) and crossed the
straits of ira,tar in his +o,et" !ut it is not on
such histories) ho%e&er authentic the( ma( e) that
%e ase our re,i+ion" We found it on the +os*e,"
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut) sir) on %hat *assa+es of
the +os*e, I ha&e read a *ortion of the +os*e, in
our theo,o+ica, tracts" Do (ou ase it on the de8
scent of the an+e, to announce to the Vir+in 1ar(
that she had concei&ed ( the 'o,( host On
the Journe( of the three >in+s after the star On
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the massacre of a,, the chi,dren of the countr( On
the trou,e the de&i, too> to carr( od into the
%i,derness) to *,ace him on a *innac,e of the tem*,e)
and on the summit of a mountain from %hence he
ehe,d a,, the >in+doms of the %or,d On the mir8
ac,e of %ater chan+ed into %ine at a &i,,a+e %ed8
din+ On the i mirac,e of t%o thousand *i+s
dro%ned ( the de&i, in a ,a>e at the command
of /esus On
FREIND" Sir) %e res*ect these thin+s ecause
the( are in the +os*e, H ut %e ne&er s*ea> of them
ecause the( are too far ao&e our %ea> human
reason"
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut the( sa( (ou ne&er ca,,
the 'o,( Vir+in) 1other of od
FREIND" We re&ere and cherish her" !ut %e
thin> she cares &er( ,itt,e for the tit,es +i&en her
in this %or,d" She is ne&er st(,ed the 1other of
od in the +os*e," In the (ear :; there %as a
+reat dis*ute at the counci, of E*hesus to ascertain
if 1ar( %as TheotocosH and if /esus Christ) ein+
at the same time od and the son of 1ar() 1ar(
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cou,d at the same time e mother of od the
Father and od the Son" We do not enter into
these dis*utes of E*hesus" The Ro(a, Societ( at
London does not concern itse,f %ith such contro8
&ersies"
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut) sir) (ou ta,> of Theoto8
cos" What ma( Theotocos mean) if (ou *,ease
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;:;
FREIND" It means 1other of od" What) are
(ou a ache,or of Sa,amanca) and don$t under8
stand ree>
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut ree> Of %hat use can
ree> e to a S*aniard !ut) sir) do (ou e,ie&e
that /esus Christ has one nature) one *erson) and
one %i,,H or t%o natures) t%o *ersons and t%o
%i,,sH or) one %i,,) one nature) and t%o *ersonsH
or) t%o %i,,s) t%o *ersons and one natureH or
FREIND" This) a,so) e,on+s to the E*hesian
contro&ers() and does not concern us"
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T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut %hat does concern (ou)
then Do (ou su**ose there are on,( three *er8
sons in od) or that there are three ods in one
*erson Does the second *erson *roceed from the
rst *erson) and the third from the t%o others) or
from the second intrinsecus) or on,( from the rst
'as the father a,, the attriutes of the son e?ce*t
*aternit( And does the third *erson *roceed (
infusion) ( identication) or ( s*iration
FREIND" This Guestion is not mooted in the +os8
*e," St" Pau, ne&er %rote the name of the Trinit("
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut (ou a,%a(s refer to the
+os*e,) and ne&er ma>e mention of St" !ona&en8
tura) of A,ert the reat) of Tamourini) of ri,8
,andus) of Escoar"
FREIND" !ecause I do not ca,, m(se,f a Do8
minican) a Franciscan or a /esuit" I am satised
%ith ein+ a Christian"
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T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut if (ou are a Christian) te,,
me if (ou conscientious,( thin> the rest of man>ind
%i,, e damned
FREIND" It does not ecome me to ,imit the
com*assion or the Justice of od"
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut to come to the *oint) if
(ou are a Christian) %hat do (ou e,ie&e
FREIND" I e,ie&e %ith /esus Christ that %e
ou+ht to ,o&e od and our nei+hor) for+i&e our
enemies) and do +ood for e&i," These are the ma?8
ims of /esus" So true are the() that no ,e+is,ator)
no *hi,oso*her) e&er had other *rinci*,es efore
him) and it is im*ossi,e that there can e an(
other" These truths ne&er ha&e and ne&er can meet
%ith contradiction) sa&e from our *assions"
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut) in re+ard to the *assions)
is it true that (our isho*s) *riests) and deacons are
a,, married
FREIND" 7uite true" St" /ose*h) %ho *assed
for the father of /esus) %as married" /ames the
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Less) surnamed O,ia) rother of our Lord) %as
his son) %ho) after the death of /esus) s*ent his ,ife
in the tem*,e" St" Pau, the +reat St" Pau, %as
a married man"
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut ri,,andus and 1o,ina as8
sert the contrar("
FREIND" Let them sa( %hat the( *,easeH I *re8
fer e,ie&in+ St" Pau, himse,f on the suJect" In
i Corinthians) i?" 8) he sa(s. #'a&e %e not
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;::
*o%er to eat and to drin> 'a&e %e not *o%er
to ,ead aout a sister) a %ife) as %e,, as other a*os8
t,es) and as the rethren of the Lord) and Ce*has
Or I on,( and !arnaas) ha&e %e not *o%er to for8
ear %or>in+ Who +oeth a %arfare at an( time
at his o%n char+es Who *,anteth a &ine(ard and
eateth not of the fruit thereof#
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut) sir) did St" Pau, rea,,(
sa( that
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FREIND" 5es) he said that) and &er( much more"
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut) rea,,( that *rodi+( of the
eQcac( of +race
FREIND" It is true) sir) that his con&ersion %as
a +reat mirac,e" I admit) from the #Acts of the
A*ost,es)# that he %as the most crue, sate,,ite of
the enemies of /esus" The #Acts# sa( that he as8
sisted at the stonin+ of Ste*hen" 'e admits him8
se,f) that %hen the /e%s condemned to death a fo,8
,o%er of Christ) he %ou,d see to the e?ecution of
the sentence) detu,i sententiam" I admit that
Adia) his disci*,e) and the trans,ator /u,ius) the
African) accused him of *uttin+ to death /ames
O,ia) the rother of our LordH ut his *ersecu8
tions increase the %onder of his con&ersion) and
( no means *re&ented his ha&in+ a %ife" I as8
sure (ou he %as married" St" C,ement of A,e?an8
dria e?*ress,( dec,ares it"
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut St" Pau,) then) %as a %or8
th( man of od Rea,,() I am +rie&ed to thin> he
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assassinated St" Ste*hen) and St" /ames) and I am
sur*rised to nd he tra&e,,ed to the third hea&en"
!ut *ra( continue"
FREIND" We +ather from St" C,ement of A,e?8
andria that St" Peter had chi,dren H one St" Petro8
ni,,a is mentioned amon+ them" Euseius) in his
#'istor( of the Church)# sa(s that St" Nicho,as) one
of the rst disci*,es) had a &er( handsome %ifeH
and that the disci*,es ,amed him for ein+ o&er
fond and Jea,ous" #Sirs)# said he) #,et an( one
ta>e her %ho ,i>esH I +i&e her to (ou"#
In the /e%ish econom() %hich shou,d ha&e
,asted fore&er) ut to %hich) ne&erthe,ess) the Chris8
tian dis*ensation succeeded) marria+e %as not on,(
*ermitted) ut e?*ress,( enJoined on *riests) since
the( %ere a,%a(s of the same race" Ce,iac( %as
considered infamous"
It is certain that ce,iac( cou,d not ha&e een
considered a &er( *ure and honora,e state ( the
rst Christians) since %e nd amon+ the isho*s
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e?communicated ( the rst counci,s) chieM( those
%ho o**ose the marria+e of *riests) such as Satur8
nians) !asi,idians) 1ontanists) Encrasists) and other
ans and ists" This accounts for the %ife of re+or(
of Na2ian2e earin+ another re+or( of Na2ian2e)
and enJo(in+ the inestima,e fe,icit( of ein+ at
one and the same time the %ife and mother of a
canoni2ed saint a *ri&i,e+e %hich e&en St" 1on8
ica) the mother of St" Au+ustine did not enJo("
!( the same reason I mi+ht name as man( and
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e&en more of the ancient isho*s %ho %ere mar8
ried) and account for (our not ha&in+ had) in the
ear,ier a+es of the church) isho*s and *o*es %ho
indu,+ed in fornication) adu,ter() and e&en %orse
crimes" Thin+s are not so no%" This is a,so the
reason %h( the ree> church) the mother of the
Latin church) a,,o%s *riests to marr(" In a %ord)
the reason %h( I m(se,f am married) and ha&e a
son) as ne a fe,,o% as (ou cou,d %ish to see"
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!esides) m( dear ache,or) ha&e (ou not in (our
church se&en sacraments %hich are out%ard si+ns
of thin+s in&isi,e Does not a ache,or of Sa,a8
manca enJo( the ad&anta+e of a*tism as soon as
he comes into the %or,dH of conrmation as soon
as he has committed a fe% fo,,ies or understands
those of othersH of communion) thou+h a ,itt,e dif8
ferent from ours) %hen he is fourteen (ears of a+e H
of ho,( orders) %hen the( sha&e the cro%n of his
head and +i&e him a ,i&in+ of t%ent() thirt() or
fort( thousand *iastresH and ,ast,( of e?treme unc8
tion) %hen he is i,, 1ust he then e de*ri&ed of
the sacrament of marria+e) %hen he is in hea,th
Es*ecia,,( %hen od united Adam and E&e in mar8
ria+e. Adam) the rst ache,or in the %or,d) since)
accordin+ to (our schoo,s) he had >no%,ed+e (
infusionH E&e) the rst fema,e ache,or) since she
tasted the tree of >no%,ed+e efore her husand"
T'E !AC'ELOR" !ut) if thin+s are so) I ma(
cease m( #uts"# This is certain) I ado*t (our
re,i+ionH I %i,, e,on+ to the esta,ished church of
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En+,andH %i,, marr( an honest %oman) %ho at
,east %i,, *retend to ,o&e me %hi,e I am (oun+)
ta>e care of me %hen I +ro% o,d) and %hom I %i,,
ur( decent,() shou,d I sur&i&e her" I thin> this
is etter than roastin+ men and enticin+ +ir,s after
the fashion of m( cousin) Don Caracucarador) the
inGuisitor of the faith"
This is a faithfu, summar( of the con&ersation
et%een 1r" Freind and the ache,or Don Pa*a,8
amiendo) since ca,,ed ( us Pa*a De?ando" This
curious dia,o+ue %as dra%n u* ( /aco 'u,,) on-
of m( ,ord$s secretaries"
After this con&ersation) the ache,or too> m
aside and said.
#This En+,ishman) %hom I too> at rst for as
anthro*o*ha+us) must e a &er( +ood) man) for he J
a theo,o+ian and can >ee* his tem*er"#
I informed him that 1r" Freind %as to,erant)
or a 7ua>er) and a descendant of the dau+hter o
Wi,,iam Penn) %ho founded Phi,ade,*hia" #7ua8
>er) Phi,ade,*hia # he cried) #I ne&er heard of those
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sects#
I +a&e him some information on the suJect" 'e
cou,d scarce,( e,ie&e me" It seemed to him ,i>e
another uni&erse" And) indeed) he %as in the ri+ht"
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C'APTER IV"
/O'N RET0RNS TO LONDON AND IS LED INTO !AD
CO1PAN5"
Whi,e our %orth( *hi,oso*her Freind %as en8
,i+htenin+ the *riests of !arce,ona) and his son
/ohn de,i+hted the ,adies) Lord Peterorou+h ,ost
a,, fa&or %ith the Gueen and archdu>e for sei2in+
!arce,ona for them" The courtiers censured him
for ta>in+ the cit( contrar( to a,, ru,e) %ith an arm(
,ess stron+ ( ha,f than the +arrison" At rst the
archdu>e %as hi+h,( incensed) and our friend %as
o,i+ed to *rint an a*o,o+( for the +enera," 5et
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this archdu>e) %ho had come to conGuer S*ain)
had not the %here%ith to *a( for his choco,ate" A,,
7ueen Anne had +i&en him %as sGuandered"
1ontecucu,i) in his #1emoirs)# sa(s three thin+s
are necessar( to maintain a %ar. First) mone(H
second) mone(H and third) mone(" The archdu>e
%rote from uada,aJara) %here he %as on the
nth of Au+ust) ;=4) to Lord Peterorou+h) a
,on+ ,etter si+ned #5o e, Re()# in %hich he e++ed
him to hasten to enoa and raise on credit ;==)==="
So our Sertorius) from +enera, of an arm() thus
ecame a enoese an>er" 'e communicated his
distress to our friend Freind" The( started for
enoa" I %ent %ith them) for (ou >no% m( heart
,eads me thither" I admired the s>i,, and s*irit of
conci,iation m( friend dis*,a(ed in this de,icate
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usiness" I sa% at once that inte,,i+ence ma( meet
e&er( e?i+enc(" Our +reat Loc>e %as a *h(sicianH
he ecame the rst meta*h(sician in Euro*e) and
restored the &a,ue of the !ritish coina+e" In three
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da(s Freind raised the ;==)===) ut the court of
Char,es the VI" contri&ed to sGuander it in three
%ee>s" After this the +enera,) accom*anied ( his
theo,o+ian) %as o,i+ed to re*air to London to Jus8
tif( himse,f efore the *ar,iament for conGuerin+ Cat8
a,onia a+ainst a,, ru,e) and for ruinin+ himse,f in
the common cause" The aair %as *rotracted and
&e?atious) as are a,, *art( dis*utes"
5ou >no% that 1r" Freind %as a memer of
*ar,iament efore he ecame a *riest) and he is the
on,( *erson %ho has een a,,o%ed to comine func8
tions so o**osed" One da() %hen Freind %as
thin>in+ o&er a s*eech he intended to de,i&er in the
house of %hich he %as a most res*ected memer6)
a S*anish ,ad( %as announced as desirous of seein+
him on *articu,ar usiness" It %as Dona !oca
VermeJa herse,f) in tears" Our +ood friend or8
dered a ,uncheon" She too> some refreshment)
dried her e(es) and thus e+an .
#5ou %i,, rememer) sir) %hen (ou %ent to
enoa) (ou ordered (our son /ohn to ,ea&e !ar8
ce,ona for London) and to commence his duties aa
a c,er> in the e?cheGuer) a *ost %hich (our in8
Muence had otained for him" 'e emar>ed in
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the #Triton)# %ith a (oun+ ache,or of arts) Don
Pa*a De?ando) and others %hom (ou had con&erted"
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5ou ma( %e,, su**ose that I) %ith m( dear friend
Las Na,+as) accom*anied them"#
!oca VermeJa then to,d him) a+ain sheddin+
tears) ho% /ohn %as Jea,ous) or aected to e Jea,8
ous) of the ache,orH ho% a certain 1adame C,i&e8
'art) a &er( o,d) s*itefu,) mascu,ine) (oun+ mar8
ried ,ad() had ens,a&ed his mindH ho% he ,i&ed
%ith ,iertines %ho had no fear of odH ho%) in
a %ord) he ne+,ected !oca VermeJa for the artfu,
i&e8'artH and a,, ecause C,i&e8'art had a ,it8
t,e more red and %hite in her com*,e?ion than
*oor !oca VermeJa"
#I %i,, ,oo> into the matter at ,eisure)# said
the %orth( 1r" Freind" #I must no% attend *ar8
,iament) to ,oo> after Lord Peterorou+h$s usi8
ness"#
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Accordin+,() to *ar,iament he %ent) %here I
heard him de,i&er a rm and concise discourse)
free from common*,ace e*ithets and circum,ocu8
tions" 'e ne&er in&o>ed a ,a% or a testimon("
'e Guoted) enforced and a**,ied them" 'e did not
sa( the( had ta>en the re,i+ion of the court (
sur*rise) ( accusin+ Lord Peterorou+h of e?*os8
in+ 7ueen Anne$s troo*s to ris>) ecause it had
nothin+ to do %ith re,i+ion" 'e did not ca,, a con8
Jecture a demonstration) nor for+et his res*ect to
an au+ust *ar,iament) ( usin+ common Jo>es" 'e
did not ca,, Lord Peterorou+h his c,ient) ecause
c,ient si+nies a *,eeian *rotected ( a senator"
Freind s*o>e %ith condence and modest(H he %as
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,istened to in si,ence) on,( distured ( cries of
#'ear him hear him#
The 'ouse of Commons *assed a &ote of than>s
to Ear, Peterorou+h) instead of condemnin+ him"
'is ,ordshi* otained the same Justice from the
'ouse of Peers) and *re*ared to set out %ith his
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dear Freind to de,i&er the >in+dom of S*ain to
the archdu>e" This did not ta>e *,ace) so,e,( e8
cause thin+s do not a,%a(s turn out as %e %ish
them"
On ,ea&in+ the house) our rst care %as to in8
Guire after the hea,th of /ohn" We ,earned that he
%as ,eadin+ a dissi*ated and deauched ,ife %ith
1rs" i&e8'art and a *art( of (oun+ men inte,8
,i+ent) ut atheists %ho e,ie&ed.
#That man is in no res*ect su*erior to the
rutesH that he ,i&es and dies as the( doH that oth
s*rin+ from and oth return to the earth H that %is8
dom and &irtue consist in enJo(ment) and in ,i&in+
%ith those %e ,o&e) as So,omon sa(s at the end of the
$Kohe,eth %hich %e ca,, $Ecc,esiastes #
These sentiments %ere chieM( ad&anced amon+
them ( one Warurton)- a &er( for%ard) ,icen8
-In ;: !isho* Warurton *u,ished his famous %or>)
#The Di&ine Le+ation of 1oses)$ in %hich he asserted) #that
the doctrine of a future state of re%ard and *unishment
%as omitted in the oo>s of 1oses)# and then *roceeded to
demonstrate #from that &er( omission) that a s(stem %hich
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cou,d dis*ense %ith a doctrine) the &er( ond and cement
of human societ() must ha&e come from od) and that the
!Ho*,e to %hom it %as +i&en must ha&e een *,aced under
is immediate su*erintendence"# In other %ords) the
di&ine ori+in of the 1osaic # s(stem# is demonstrated) e8
cause 1oses did not teach to the chosen *eo*,e the doctrine
of a future ,ife e(ond the +ra&e"
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;;
tious fe,,o%" I ha&e +,anced at some of the *oor
author$s 1SS") %hich) hea&en +rant) ma( not one
da( e *rinted" Warurton *retends that 1oses
did not e,ie&e in the immorta,it( of the sou,) e8
cause he ne&er s*ea>s of it) and considers that to
e the on,( *roof of his di&ine mission" This a8
surd conc,usion ,eads to the su**ositon that the
re,i+ion of the /e%s is fa,se" Inde,s thence ar+ue
that ours) ein+ founded thereon) is fa,se a,soH and
ours) %hich is the est of a,,) ein+ fa,se) a,, others
are) if *ossi,e) sti,, more fa,seH therefore) there is
no re,i+ion" 'ence some conc,ude that there is
no od" Let us add to these conc,usions) that this
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,itt,e Warurton is an intri+uin+) s,anderin+ fe,,o%"
See %hat *eri,
!ut %orse than a,,) /ohn %as head o&er ears in
det) and had a stran+e %a( of *a(in+" One of his
creditors came to him %ith a c,aim for a hundred
+uineas) %hi,e %e %ere in the house" /ohn) %ho
a,%a(s a**eared *o,ite and +ent,e) fou+ht his cred8
itor) and *aid him %ith a s%ord8%ound" It %as
a**rehended the %ounded man %ou,d die) and
/ohn) not%ithstandin+ Lord Peterorou+h$s *ro8
tection) ran the ris> of im*risonment and han+in+"
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C'APTER V"
T'E5 WANT TO ET /O'N 1ARRIED"
5ou rememer the an+uish of the &enera,e
Freind %hen he ,earned that /ohn %as in the *rison
of the inGuisition at !arce,ona" Ima+ine his ra+e
%hen he ,earned of the deaucher( and dissi*ation
of the unfortunate ,ad) his %a( of *a(in+ dets)
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and his dan+er of +ettin+ han+ed" 5et Freind
restrained himse,f" This e?ce,,ent man$s se,f8com8
mand is rea,,( astonishin+" 'is reason re+u,ates
his heart) as a +ood master ru,es his ser&ants" 'e
does e&er(thin+ reasona,() and Jud+es %ise,( %ith
as much ce,erit( as hast( *eo*,e act rash,("
#This is no time to ,ecture) /ohn)# said he" $$We
must snatch him from the *reci*ice"#
5ou must >no% that on the da( *re&ious our
friend had come into a handsome sum) ,eft him (
eor+e 'uert) his unc,e" 'e %ent himse,f in
search of our +reat sur+eon) Chese,den" We found
him at home) and then *roceeded to+ether to the
%ounded creditor" The %ound %as ins*ected" It
%as not dan+erous" Freind +a&e the suerer a
hundred +uineas as the rst ste*) and ft( others
( %a( of re*aration) and then as>ed for+i&eness
for his son" Indeed) he e?*ressed his re+ret so
touchin+,( that the *oor man emraced him) and"
%ee*in+) %ished to return the mone("
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This si+ht mo&ed and sur*rised (oun+ 1r" Ches8
e,den) %hose re*utation is ecomin+ &er( +reat) and
%hose heart is as >ind as his hand is s>i,fu,"
I %as mo&ed) I %as eside m(se,f" Ne&er had I
admired and ,o&ed our friend so much"
On returnin+ home I as>ed him if he did not
intend to send for his son) and to admonish him"
#No)# said he" #Let him fee, his fau,ts efore
I s*ea> of them" Let us su* to+ether to8ni+ht"
We %i,, see %hat in honest( I ou+ht to do" E?am8
*,es correct etter than re*rimands"#
Whi,e %aitin+ for su**er) I ca,,ed on /ohn" I
found him in the state %hich a,, men e?*erience
after their rst crime that is) *a,e) %ith sun>en
e(es and hoarse &oice a+itated) and ans%erin+ at
random %hen s*o>en to"
I to,d him %hat his father had Just done"
'e ,oo>ed at me steadi,() then turned a%a( to
dash a tear from his e(e" I ar+ued %e,, from this)
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and e+an to ho*e that /ohn %ou,d (et *ro&e a
%orth( man" I fe,t read( to c,as* him in m( arms)
%hen 1adame C,i&e8'art came in) accom*anied ( a
%i,d fe,,o%) ca,,ed !irton"
#We,,)# said the ,ad() ,au+hin+) #ha&e (ou rea,,(
>i,,ed a man to8da( Some tiresome fe,,o%" $Tis
%e,, to rid the %or,d of such *eo*,e" When (ou
are ne?t in the >i,,in+ mood) *ra( thin> of m( hus8
and" 'e *,a+ues me to death"#
I sur&e(ed this %oman from head to foot" She
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%as handsome) ut there %as somethin+ sinister in
her countenance" /ohn dared not re*,() and) con8
fused ( m( *resence) ,oo>ed do%n%ard"
#What$s the matter# said !irton" #5ou ,oo>
as if (ou had done somethin+ %ron+" I come to
+i&e (ou aso,ution" 'ere is a ,itt,e oo> I ha&e
Just ou+ht at Lintot$s" It *ro&es as c,ear,( as t%o
and t%o ma>e four that there is neither od) nor
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&ice) nor &irtue a &er( conso,in+ fact So) ,et
us drin> to+ether"#
On hearin+ this sin+u,ar discourse) I %ithdre%
Guic>,() and re*resented to 1r" Freind ho% much
his son reGuired his ad&ice"
#I see it as c,ear,( as (ou do)# said this >ind
father H #ut ,et us e+in ( *a(in+ his dets"#
The( %ere a,, dischar+ed the ne?t da(" /ohn
came and thre% himse,f at his father$s feet" Wi,,
(ou e,ie&e it The father made no re*roaches"
'e ,eft him to conscience) on,( oser&in+. #Re8
memer) m( son) there is no ha**iness a*art from
&irtue"#
1r" Freind then sa% that the ache,or married
!oca VermeJa) %ho rea,,( ,o&ed him) not%ith8
standin+ her tears for /ohn" Women >no% ho%
to confuse such fee,in+s %onderfu,,(" One %ou,d
a,most sa( that their hearts are a und,e of con8
tradictionsH *erha*s ecause the( %ere ori+ina,,(
formed from one of our ris"
Our +enerous Freind +a&e her a,so a do%r() and
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APART
FRO1 VIRT0
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too> care to secure *,aces for his con&erts" It
is not enou+h to ta>e care of *eo*,e$s sou,s) if %e
ne+,ect to *ro&ide for their *resent %ants"
After *erformin+ these +ood actions) %ith his
astonishin+ san+8froid) he cond,uded he had noth8
in+ more to do to restore his son to &irtue than
to marr( him to a (oun+ *erson of eaut() &irtue)
ta,ents) and some %ea,th" This) indeed) %as the
on,( %a( to %ean him from the detesta,e C,i&e8
'art) and others) %hom he freGuented"
I had heard *eo*,e s*ea> of a 1iss Prim8
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rose) a (oun+ heiress) rou+ht u* ( her re,ati&e)
Lad( 'er&e(" The Ear, of Peterorou+h introduced
me to Lad( 'er&e(" I sa% 1iss Primrose) and
considered her a *ro*er *erson to fu,, the %ishes
of m( friend" /ohn) in the midst of his dissi*ation)
had +reat re&erence) and e&en aection) for his
father" 'e %as chieM( aected that his father had
ne&er ,amed him for his fo,,ies" Dets *aid %ithout
informin+ himH %ise counse,s seasona,( +i&en)
and %ithout re*rimandH *roofs of friendshi* +i&en
from time to time) (et free from the fami,iarit(
%hich mi+ht de*reciate them" A,, this %ent to
/ohn$s heart) for he %as oth inte,,i+ent and sen8
siti&e"
Lord Peterorou+h introduced the father and
son to Lad( 'er&e(" I *ercei&ed that the e?treme
eaut( of /ohn soon made a fa&ora,e im*ression
on 1iss PrimroseH for I sa% her ,oo> stea,thi,(
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at him and ,ush" /ohn seemed on,( *o,ite) and
Primrose admitted to Lad( 'er&e( that she %ished
his *o,iteness mi+ht ecome ,o&e"
The (oun+ man soon disco&ered the %orth of
this charmin+ +ir,) thou+h he %as the com*,ete
s,a&e of C,i&e8'art" 'e %as ,i>e the Indian in8
&ited to +ather ce,estia, fruit) ut restrained ( the
c,a%s of a dra+on"
!ut here the reco,,ection of %hat I %itnessed
o&er%he,ms me" Tears moisten m( *a*er" When
I reco&er) I %i,, resume m( ta,e"
C'APTER VI"
A TERRI!LE ADVENT0RE"
The marria+e of /ohn and the ,o&e,( 1iss Prim8
rose %as aout to e ce,erated" Freind ne&er fe,t
more Jo(" I shared it" !ut the occasion %as chan+ed
into one of dee* sorro% and suerin+"
C,i&e8'art ,o&ed /ohn) thou+h constant,( faith8
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,ess" The( sa( this is the ,ot of those %omen %ho)
&io,atin+ modest() renounce their honor" In *artic8
u,ar she decei&ed /ohn for her dear !irton and
for another of the same schoo," The( ,i&ed to8
+ether in deauch) and) %hat is *erha*s *ecu,iar
to our nation) the( had a,, of them sense and %orth"
0nfortunate,() the( em*,o(ed their sense a+ainst
od" 1adame di&e8'art$s house %as a rende28
&ous for atheists" We,, for them had the( een
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;
such atheists as E*icurus) Leontium) Lucretius)
1emmius and S*ino2a the most u*ri+ht man of
'o,,and or 'oes) so faithfu, to his unfortunate
>in+) Char,es I"
!ut) ho%e&er it ma( e) i&e8'art) Jea,ous of
the *ure and +ent,e 1iss Primrose) cou,d not en8
dure the marria+e" She de&ised a &en+eance) %hich
I concei&e to e unsur*assed e&en in London)
%here I e,ie&e our fathers ha&e %itnessed crimes of
e&er( >ind" She ,earned that 1iss Primrose) re8
turnin+ from sho**in+) %ou,d *ass ( her door" She
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too> ad&anta+e of the o**ortunit() and had a se%er
o*ened) communicatin+ %ith her *remises"
1iss Primrose$s carria+e) on its return) %as
o,i+ed to dra% u* at this ostruction" C,i&e8'art
+oes out) and entreats her to a,i+ht and ta>e some
refreshment) %hi,e the *assa+e is ein+ c,eared"
This in&itation made 1iss Primrose hesitateH ut
she *ercei&ed /ohn standin+ in the ha,,) and) (ie,d8
in+ to an im*u,se stron+er than her discretion) she
+ot out" /ohn oered her his hand" She enters"
di&e8'art$s husand %as a si,,( drun>ard) as hate8
fu, to his %ife as he %as sumissi&e and trou,e8
some ( his ci&i,it(" 'e *resents refreshments to
the (oun+ ,ad() and drin>s after her" 1rs" C,i&e8
'art ta>es them a%a( instant,() and rin+s others"
!( this time the street is c,eared" 1iss Primrose
enters her carria+e) and dri&es to her mother$s"
She soon fa,,s sic>) and com*,ains of +iddiness"
The( su**ose it is occasioned ( the motion of the
; The Atheist and the Sa+e"
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carria+e" !ut the i,,ness increased) and the ne?t
da( she %as d(in+"
1r" Freind and I hastened to the house" We
found the ,o&e,( creature *a,e and ,i&id) a *re( to
con&u,sionsH her ,i*s o*en) her e(es +,a2ed) and
a,%a(s starin+" !,ac> s*ots dis+ured her face
and throat" 'er mother had fainted on her ed"
Chese,den em*,o(ed in &ain a,, the resources of his
art" I %i,, not attem*t to descrie Freind$s an+uish"
It %as intense" I hurried to C,i&e8'art$s house)
and found that the husand %as Just dead) and that
the %ife had Med"
I sou+ht /ohn" 'e cou,d not e found" A
ser&ant to,d me that his mistress had esou+ht him
not to ,ea&e her in her misfortune) and that the( had
+one o to+ether) accom*anied ( !irton) no one
>ne% %hither"
O&ercome ( these ra*id and numerous shoc>s)
terried at the fri+htfu, sus*icions %hich haunted
me) I hastened to the d(in+ ,ad("
#5et)# said I to m(se,f) #if this aomina,e
%oman thre% herse,f on /ohn$s +enerosit() it does
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not fo,,o% that he is an accom*,ice" /ohn is inca8
*a,e of so horri,e and co%ard,( a crime) %hich
he had no interest in committin+) %hich de*ri&es
him of a charmin+ %ife) and renders him odious
to the human race" Wea>) he has *roa,( a,,o%ed
himse,f to (ie,d to a %retch) of %hose crime he %as
i+norant" 'e did not see) as I ha&e) 1iss Prim8
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;<
rose d(in+ H he ne&er %ou,d ha&e deserted her *i,,o%
to accom*an( the %oman %ho *oisoned her" O*8
*ressed ( these thou+hts) I entered) shudderin+)
the room %hich I e?*ected contained a cor*se"#
She %as sti,, a,i&e" O,d C,i&e8'art died soon) e8
cause his *h(sica, stren+th %as %orn out ( deauch8
er(H ut (oun+ 1iss Primrose %as sustained ( a
constitution as roust as her ,ood %as *ure" She
sa% me) and inGuired) in a tender tone) after /ohn"
A Mood of tears +ushed from m( e(es" I cou,d not
re*,(" I %as una,e to s*ea> to the father" I %as
o,i+ed to ,ea&e her to the faithfu, hands that ser&ed
her"
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We %ent to inform his ,ordshi* of this disaster"
'e is as >ind to his friends as terri,e to his foes"
Ne&er %as there a more com*assionate man %ith
so stern a countenance" 'e too> as much *ains
to assist the d(in+ ,ad() and to o&erta>e the aan8
doned %oman) and disco&er /ohn) as he had done
to +i&e S*ain to the archdu>e" !ut a,, our search
*ro&ed in &ain" I thou+ht it %ou,d >i,, Freind"
No% %e Me% to the residence of 1iss Primrose)
%hose d(in+ %as *rotracted) no% to Rochester) Do8
&er) Portsmouth" Couriers %ere des*atched e&er(8
%here" We %andered aout at random) ,i>e do+s
that ha&e ,ost the scent) %hi,e the unfortunate
mother e?*ected hour,( the death of her chi,d"
At ,en+th %e ,earned that a handsome ,ad() ac8
com*anied ( three (oun+ men and some ser&ants)
; B= The Atheist and the Sa+e"
had emar>ed at Ne%*ort) in 1onmouthshire) in
a ,itt,e smu++,in+ &esse, that %as in the roads) and
had sai,ed for North America"
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Freind sim*,( si+hed at this inte,,i+enceH then
sudden,( reco&erin+ himse,f) and *ressin+ m( hand)
he said.
#I must +o to America"#
I re*,ied) %ee*in+ %ith admiration. #I %i,, not
,ea&e (ou" !ut %hat can (ou do#
#Restore m( on,( son)# said he) #to &irtue and
his countr() or ur( m(se,f %ith him"#
Indeed) from our information) %e cou,d not
dout ut he had Med thither %ith that horri,e
%oman) !irton) and the other &i,,ains of the *art("
The +ood father too> ,ea&e of Lord Peteror8
ou+h) %ho returned soon after to Cata,oniaH and
%e %ent to !risto, and frei+hted a shi* for the De,a8
%are and the a( of 1ar(,and"
Freind) >no%in+ these coasts to e in the heart
of the En+,ish *ossessions) thou+ht it ri+ht to +o
there) %hether his son had sou+ht concea,ment in
the North or South"
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'e su**,ied himse,f %ith mone() ,etters of credit)
and *ro&isions) and ,eft a condentia, ser&ant in
London) to %rite to him ( shi*s that %ere ,ea&in+
e&er( %ee> for 1ar(,and or Penns(,&ania"
We started" The cre%) Jud+in+ from the *,acid
countenance of m( friend) thou+ht %e %ere on an
e?cursion of *,easure" !ut %hen he %as a,one %ith
me) his si+hs e?*ressed the de*th of his an+uish"
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;B;
At times I con+ratu,ated m(se,f on the ha**iness
of conso,in+ such a no,e mind"
A %est %ind >e*t us a ,on+ time o the Sci,,(
Is,ands" We %ere o,i+ed to steer for Ne% En+8
,and" What inGuiries %e made on e&er( coast
What time and toi, %ere thro%n a%a( At ,en+th)
a northeast %ind arisin+) %e steered for 1ar(,and"
There) it %as said) /ohn and his com*anions had
ta>en refu+e"
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The fu+iti&es had soJourned on the coast more
than a month) and had astonished the %ho,e co,on(
( indu,+ences in ,u?ur( and deauch) ti,, then un8
>no%n in that *art of the %or,d" Then the( disa*8
*eared) no one >ne% %here"
We ad&anced into the a() intendin+ to +o to !a,8
timore for fresh information"
C'APTER VII"
W'AT 'APPENED IN A1ERICA"
On the %a( %e found) to the ri+ht) a &er( hand8
some house" It %as ,o%) ut con&enient and neat)
*,aced et%een a s*acious arn and a ,ar+e sta,e)
the %ho,e enc,osed ( a +arden) %e,, stoc>ed %ith
fruits of the countr(" It e,on+ed to an o,d man)
%ho in&ited us to a,i+ht at his retreat" 'e did
not ,oo> ,i>e an En+,ishman H his accent sho%ed us
he %as a forei+ner" We anchored and %ent on
shore" The o,d man %e,comed us cordia,,() and
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;B@ The Atheist and the Sa+e"
+a&e us the est cheer to e had in the Ne% Wor,d"
We discreet,( insinuated our %ish to >no% to %hom
%e %ere indeted for so >ind a rece*tion"
#; am)# said he) #of the race (ou ca,, sa&a+es"
I %as orn on the !,ue 1ountains) %hich ound
this countr( in the %est" In m( chi,dhood I %as
itten ( a ratt,esna>e) and aandoned" I %as on
the *oint of death" The father of the *resent Lord
!a,timore) fa,,in+ in %ith me) conded me to his
*h(sician) and to him I o%e m( ,ife" I soon dis8
char+ed the det) for I ha&e sa&ed his in a s>irmish
%ith the nei+horin+ tries" 'e +a&e me) in re8
turn) this haitation"#
1r" Freind inGuired if he %as of Lord !a,ti8
more$s re,i+ion
#'o%)# said he) #%ou,d (ou ha&e me *rofess
another man$s re,i+ion I ha&e m( o%n"#
This short and ener+etic ans%er made us reMect
a ,itt,e"
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#5ou ha&e) then)# said I) #(our o%n ,a% and
(our o%n od#
#5es)# he re*,ied) %ith an assurance %ho,,( free
from *ride" #1( od is there)# and he *ointed to
hea&en" #1( ,a% is here)# and he *ut his hand on
his reast"
1( friend %as struc> %ith admiration) and) *ress8
in+ m( hand) he said .
#This sim*,e nature reasons more %ise,( than a,,
the ache,ors %ith %hom %e con&ersed at !arce8
,ona"#
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ; B:
'e %as an?ious to >no% if he cou,d +ain an(
information res*ectin+ his son /ohn" It %as a
%ei+ht that o**ressed him" 'e inGuired if his host
had heard s*ea> of some (oun+ *eo*,e) %ho had
made a +reat noise in the nei+horhood"
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#Indeed I ha&e)# said he" #I recei&ed them in
m( house) and the( %ere so satised %ith the rece*8
tion I +a&e them that the( ha&e carried a%a( one
of m( dau+hters"#
/ud+e of m( friend$s distress at this inte,,i+ence"
In his emotion) he cou,d not a&oid e?c,aimin+.
#What 'as m( son run a%a( %ith (our
dau+hter#
#ood En+,ishman)# said the host) #do not ,et
that +rie&e (ou" I am +,ad to nd he is (our son"
'e is handsome) %e,, made) and seems coura+eous"
'e did not run a%a( %ith m( dear Paroua) for
(ou must >no% that Paroua is her name) ecause
it is mine" 'ad he ta>en o Paroua it %ou,d ha&e
een a roer() and m( &e sons) %ho are no%
huntin+ some fort( or ft( mi,es from here) %ou,d
not ha&e endured such an aront" It is a +reat sin
to thie&e" 1( dau+hter %ent of her o%n accord
%ith these (oun+ *eo*,e" She has +one to see the
countr( a *,easure one cannot den( to one of
her a+e" These tra&e,,ers %i,, rin+ her ac> to
me efore a month is *ast" I am sure of it" The(
*romised to do so"#
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These %ords %ou,d ha&e made me ,au+h) had
; B The Atheist and the Sa+e"
not the e&ident distress of m( friend se&ere,( af8
Micted me"
In the e&enin+) Just as %e %ere aout to start
to ta>e ad&anta+e of the %ind) one of Paroua$s
sons arri&ed) out of reath) his face e?*ressin+ hor8
ror and des*air"
#What is the matter) m( son I thou+ht (ou
%ere huntin+ far a%a(" Are (ou %ounded ( some
sa&a+e east#
#No) fatherH not %ounded) (et in *ain"#
#!ut %hence do (ou come) son#
#From a distance of fort( mi,es) %ithout sto*8
*in+H and I am a,most dead"#
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The a+ed father ma>es him sit do%n" The(
+i&e him restorati&es" 1r" Freind and I) his ,itt,e
rothers and sisters) %ith the ser&ants) cro%d
around him" When he reco&ered his reath he e?8
c,aimed .
#A,as) m( sister Paroua is a *risoner of %ar)
and %i,, no dout e >i,,ed"#
The %orth( Paroua %as +rie&ed at this recita,"
1r" Freind) fee,in+ for him as a father) %as struc>
to the &er( heart" At ,ast the son informed us that
a *art( of si,,( (oun+ En+,ishmen had attac>ed) for
di&ersion) the *eo*,e of the mountains" 'e said
the( had %ith them a &er( eautifu, ,ad( and her
maid) and he >ne% not ho% his sister came to e
%ith them" The handsome En+,ish ,ad( had een
sca,*ed and >i,,ed) and his sister ca*tured"
#I come here for aid a+ainst the *eo*,e of the
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;B
!,ue 1ountains" I %i,, >i,, them) too) and %i,,
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reta>e m( dear sister or *erish"#
1r" Freind$s haits of se,f8command su**orted
him in this tr(in+ moment"
#od has +i&en me a son)# said he" #Let him
ta>e oth father and son) %hen the eterna, decree
sha,, +o forth" 1( friend) I am tem*ted to thin>
od sometimes acts ( a s*ecia, *ro&idence) since
he a&en+es) in America) crimes committed in
Euro*e) and since this %ic>ed C,i&e8'art died as
she deser&ed" Perha*s the So&erei+n of the uni8
&erse does in 'is +o&ernment *unish) e&en in this
%or,d) crimes committed here" I dare not assertH
I %ish to thin> soH indeed I shou,d e,ie&e it) %ere
not such an o*inion o**osed to a,, meta*h(sica,
,a%s"#
After these sad reMections on an e&ent common
in America) Freind resumed his usua, demeanor"
#I ha&e a +ood shi*)# said he to his host) #%ith
aundant stores" Let us +o u* the +u,f as near as
%e ma( to the !,ue 1ountains" 1( most an?ious
usiness no% is to sa&e (our dau+hter" Let us +o
to (our countr(men H sa( I ear the *i*e of *eace
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that I am the +randson of Penn" That name a,one
%i,, suQce"#
At the name of Penn) so much re&ered throu+h8
out North America) the %orth( Paroua and his
son fe,t the +reatest res*ect and the +reatest ho*e"
We emar>ed) and in thirt(8si? hours reached !a,8
timore"
;B4 The Atheist and the Sa+e"
We %ere scarce,( in si+ht of this a,most desert
*,ace %hen %e sa% in the distance a numerous and
of mountaineers descendin+ to the *,ain) armed
%ith a?es) tomaha%>s) and those mus>ets %hich
Euro*eans so foo,ish,( so,d to them) to *rocure
s>ins" A,read( (ou mi+ht hear their fri+htfu,
ho%,in+s" From another side %e sa% four *ersons
a**roachin+ on horseac>) accom*anied ( others
on foot" We %ere ta>en for *eo*,e of !a,timore)
come there for the *ur*ose of +htin+" The horse8
men +a,,o*ed to%ard us) s%ord in hand" Our com8
*anions *re*ared to recei&e them" 1r" Freind) o8
ser&in+ them steadi,() shuddered for a moment)
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ut soon) resumin+ his san+8froid.
#Do not stir) m( friends)# said he" #Lea&e a,,
to me"#
'e ad&anced a,one and unarmed to%ard the
*art(" In a moment %e sa% the chief ,et fa,, the
rid,e from his horse) s*rin+ to the +round) and fa,,
*rostrate" We uttered a cr( of sur*rise) and ad8
&anced" It %as /ohn himse,f) %ho) athed in tears)
had fa,,en at the feet of his father" Neither of them
%as a,e to s*ea>" !irton) and the t%o horsemen
%ith him) a,i+hted" !ut !irton) in his character8
istic %a() said.
#1( dear friend) I did not e?*ect to see (ou
here" 5ou and I seem orn for ad&entures" I am
+,ad to see (ou"#
Freind) %ithout dei+nin+ to re*,() ,oo>ed to%ard
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;B
the arm( of mountaineers) no% a**roachin+ us"
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'e %a,>ed to%ard them) accom*anied ( Paroua)
%ho acted as inter*reter"
#Fe,,o% countr(men)# said Paroua) #eho,d a
descendant of Penn) %ho rin+s (ou the *i*e of
*eace"#
At these %ords the e,dest of the trie) raisin+ his
hands and e(es to hea&en) e?c,aimed.
#A son of Penn 'e is %e,come 1a( the
Penns ,i&e fore&er The +reat Penn is our mani8
tou) our +od" 'e and his %ere the on,( Euro*eans
%ho did not decei&e us) and sei2e on our ,and" 'e
ou+ht the territor( %e +a&e u* to himH he *aid
for it ,iera,,(H he maintained *eace amon+ usH he
rou+ht us remedies for the fe% diseases %e had
cau+ht from the Euro*eans" 'e tau+ht us ne%
arts" We ne&er du+ u* a+ainst him and a+ainst his
chi,dren the hatchet of %ar" For the Penns %e
a,%a(s entertain res*ect"#
Freind immediate,( sent for thirt( hams) as
man( *ies and fo%,s) %ith t%o hundred ott,es of
Pontac) from the shi*" 'e seated himse,f c,ose to
the chief of the !,ue 1ountains" /ohn and his com8
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*anions assisted at the festi&a," /ohn %ou,d rather
ha&e een a hundred feet under the earth" 'is
father said nothin+ to him) and this si,ence in8
creased his confusion"
!irton) %ho cared for nothin+) seemed &er(
Jo&ia," Freind) efore he e+an to eat) said to Par8
oua.
;B The Atheist and the Sa+e"
#One *erson) &er( dear to (ou) is %aitin+ here"
I mean (our dau+hter"#
The chief of the !,ue 1ountains ordered her to
e rou+ht" She had suered no inJur(" She
smi,ed to her rother and father) as if she had on,(
returned from a %a,>"
The chief of the !,ue 1ountains ordered her to
inGuire %h( the %arriors of the !,ue 1ountains had
*ut to death 1adame C,i&e8'art) and had done
nothin+ to Paroua$s dau+hter"
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#!ecause %e are Just)# returned the chief" #That
*roud En+,ish %oman e,on+ed to the *art( that
attac>ed us" She >i,,ed one of our men ( rin+ a
*isto, ehind him" We did nothin+ to Paroua as
soon as %e ascertained that she %as a dau+hter of
our tries) and on,( came here for di&ersion" E&er(
one shou,d e treated accordin+ to his desert"#
Freind %as aected ( this ma?im) ut he re*8
resented to them that the custom of urnin+ ca*8
ti&es at the sta>e %as de+radin+ to %orth( *eo*,e)
and that) %ith so much &irtue) the( shou,d e ,ess
ferocious"
The chief then as>ed us %hat %e did %ith those
%hom %e >i,,ed in att,e"
#We ur( them"#
#I understand" 5ou ,ea&e them for %orms to
eat" Cannia,s thin> *ro*er to +i&e themse,&es the
*reference" Their stomachs are a more honora,e
+ra&e"#
!irton su**orted %ith *,easure the o*inions of
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The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;B<
the mountaineer" 'e said the custom of oi,in+
and roastin+ a nei+hor must e oth ancient and
natura,) since it *re&ai,ed in oth hemis*heres) and
therefore it must e an innate idea H that men %ere
hunted efore easts ecause it %as easier to >i,,
men than %o,&esH that if the /e%s) in their oo>s)
so ,on+ un>no%n) ima+ined that a certain Cain
>i,,ed a certain Ae,) it cou,d on,( e %ith a &ie%
to eatin+ him H that the same /e%s admit the( had
often fed on human MeshH thdi the est historians
descrie the /e%s as eatin+ the ,eedin+ Mesh of
Romans) %hom the( massacred in E+(*t) C(*rus)
and Asia) in their re&o,ts a+ainst the em*erors
TraJan and Adrian"
We a,,o%ed him to indu,+e in these coarse Jo>es)
%hich) thou+h unfortunate,( true at the ottom) had
neither recian %it nor Roman uranit("
Freind) %ithout ans%erin+ him) addressed the
nati&es" Paroua trans,ated) *hrase ( *hrase"
Ti,,otson himse,f ne&er s*o>e %ith more force"
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The insinuatin+ Sma,drid+e ne&er dis*,a(ed more
touchin+ +races" The +reat secret of e,oGuence is
to con&ince" 'e *ro&ed to them) accordin+,() that
the e?ecra,e custom of urnin+ ca*ti&es ins*ired
a ferocit( destructi&e to the human race" For this
reason the( %ere stran+ers to the comforts of so8
ciet( and the ti,,a+e of the +round"
At ,ast the( a,, s%ore) ( their +reat manitou)
that the( %ou,d not urn men and %omen a+ain"
Thus) from a sin+,e con&ersation) Freind ecame
; 4= The Atheist and the Sa+e"
their ,e+is,ator) ,i>e an Or*heus tamin+ ti+ers" In
&ain ma( the /esuits descrie their mirac,es in ,et8
ters %hich are rare,( curious or edif(in+H the( can
ne&er eGua, our +ood friend"
After ,oadin+ the chiefs of the !,ue 1ountains
%ith *resents) he conducted the %orth( Paroua
ac> to his residence" 5oun+ Paroua) %ith his
sister) accom*anied us" The others %ent huntin+
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in the distant forest"
/ohn) !irton) and his com*anions a,so emar>ed
in the shi*"
Freind *ersisted in his *,an of not re*roachin+
his son) %hene&er the (oun+ scam* did %ron+" 'e
,eft him to se,f8e?amination) and to consume his
heart) as P(tha+oras has it" Ne&erthe,ess) he too>
u* the ,etter thrice) %hich had een recei&ed from
En+,and) and ,oo>ed at his son as he read it" The
(oun+ man %ou,d then cast his e(es on the +round)
and res*ect and re*entance mi+ht e read on his
face"
!irton continued as +a( and nois( as if he had
Just returned from the *,a(" 'e %as in character
,i>e the ,ate Du>e of Rochester) e?treme in de8
aucher() ra&er() sentiments) ,an+ua+e) and) in
his E*icurean *hi,oso*h() attachin+ himse,f on,( to
the e?traordinar( and soon dis+usted e&en thenH
ha&in+ the turn of mind that mista>es *roai,8
ities for demonstrationsH more %ise and e,oGuent
than an( (oun+ man of his a+eH ut too indo,ent
to e *rofound in an(thin+"
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The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;4;
Whi,e dinin+ %ith us on oard 1r" Freind said
to me.
#Indeed) m( dear friend) I ho*e od %i,, ins*ire
these (oun+ *eo*,e %ith *urer mora,s) and that
di&e8'art$s terri,e e?am*,e %i,, e a ,esson to
them"#
!irton) hearin+ these %ords) said) in a dis8
dainfu, tone.
#For a ,on+ time I had een dissatised %ith
that %ic>ed C,i&e8'art" Indeed) I scarce,( care
more for her than I do for a trussed fo%," !ut do
(ou e,ie&e there e?ists I don$t >no% %here6
a" ein+ *er*etua,,( occu*ied in *unishin+ the
%ic>ed men and %omen %ho *eo*,e and de*o*u,ate
the four Guarters of our ,itt,e %or,d Do (ou for+et
that the terri,e 1ar() dau+hter of 'enr( VIII") %as
ha**( ti,, her death And (et she had caused the
e?ecution of ei+ht hundred citi2ens) of oth se?es)
on the *rete?t that the( did not e,ie&e in transu8
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stantiation and the *o*e" 'er father) near,( as
crue,) and her husand) more *rofound,( %ic>ed)
s*ent their ,i&es in enJo(ment" Po*e A,e?ander
IV") %orse than these) %as sti,, more fortunate" A,,
his crimes succeeded" 'e died at the a+e of se&8
ent(8t%o) rich and *o%erfu,) courted ( the >in+s
of the a+e" Where) then) is this Just and a&en+in+
od#
1r" Freind) %ith austerit( and ca,mness) re*,ied.
#It seems to me) sir) (ou ou+ht not to sa( $there
is no od"$ Rememer) Loc>e and Ne%ton ne&er
Vo," @ ii
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*ronounced that %ord ut in a tone of re&erence
that e&er( one remar>ed"#
#What care I)# returned !irton) #for t%o men$s
+rimaces 'o% did Ne%ton ,oo> %hen he %rote
his #Commentar( on the A*oca,(*se# Or Loc>e
%hen he %rote the #Dia,o+ue !et%een a Parrot and
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the Prince 1aurice#
Then Freind re*eated the +o,den %ords %hich
shou,d e +ra&en on e&er( heart.
#Let us for+et the dreams of +reat men) and re8
memer the truths the( ha&e tau+ht us"#
This re*,( +a&e %a( to a %e,,8sustained con&er8
sation) more interestin+ than that of the ache,or
of Sa,amanca" I sat in a corner and too> notes"
The com*an( dre% round the dis*utants" The %or8
th( Paroua) his son) and dau+hter) /ohn$s de8
auched com*anions) and /ohn himse,f) %ith his
head restin+ on his hands a,, ,istened %ith ea+er
attention"
C'APTER VIII"
DIALO0E !ETWEEN FREIND AND !IRTON ON AT'EIS1"
FREIND" I %i,, not re*eat to (ou) sir) the met8
a*h(sica, ar+uments of our ce,erated C,ar>eH I
on,( e?hort (ou to read them a+ain" The( are
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rather intended to con&ince than aect (ou" I sha,,
conne m(se,f to ar+uments ca,cu,ated to touch
(our heart"
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;4:
!IRTON" 5ou %i,, +ratif( me &er( much" I
,i>e to e amused and interested" I hate so*hisms"
1eta*h(sica, ar+uments seem to me ,i>e a,,oons
,,ed %ith air used et%een the dis*utants" The
,adders urst) and nothin+ remains"
FREIND" It is *ossi,e there ma( e some o8
scurit( some ,adders in the dee* thin+s of
C,ar>e) the res*ecta,e Arian" Perha*s he %as de8
cei&ed on the suJect of actua, innit(" Perha*s
%hen he too> u*on himse,f to comment on od)
he fo,,o%s too c,ose,( a commentator of 'omer)
%ho attriutes ideas to his author %hich he ne&er
entertained"
At the %ords #innit()# #'omer)# #commenta8
tors)# the %orth( Paroua and his dau+hter) and
e&en a fe% of the En+,ish) seemed dis*osed to +o
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and ta>e an airin+ on the dec>" !ut Freind *rom8
isin+ to e inte,,i+i,e) the( consented to remain"
I e?*,ained in a %his*er to Paroua scientic e?8
*ressions) %hich a nati&e of the !,ue 1ountains
%as not ,i>e,( to understand so %e,, as a doctor of
O?ford or Camrid+e"
FREIND" It %ou,d e sad) indeed) if %e cou,d
not e sure of the e?istence of od %ithout ein+
meta*h(sicians" In a,, En+,and scarce,( a hun8
dred minds %ou,d e found ca*a,e of fathomin+
the m(steries of the for and a+ainstH and the rest
of the %or,d %ou,d e en&e,o*ed in i+noranceH a
*re( to ruta, *assionsH s%a(ed ( instinct a,oneH
and on,( ca*a,e of reasonin+ on the &u,+ar no8
;4 The Atheist and the Sa+e"
tions of their carna, interests" To nd out od)
I on,( reGuire (ou to ma>e one eort to o*en
(our e(es"
!IRTON" I see (our aim" 5ou are returnin+ to
the %orn8out ar+uments that the sun turns on its
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a?is in t%ent(8&e da(s and a ha,f) in s*ite of the
asurd inGuisition of RomeH that the ,i+ht comes
to us reMected from Saturn in fteen minutes) in
s*ite of the asurd su**osition of Descartes) that
e&er( ?ed star is a sun) ,i>e ours) surrounded (
*,anetsH that the count,ess stars) scattered throu+h
s*ace) oe( mathematica, ,a%s) disco&ered and
*ro&ed ( the +reat Ne%tonH that a catechist an8
nounces od to chi,dren) and that Ne%ton re&ea,s
'im to the sa+e) as a *hi,oso*hica, Frenchman said)
%ho %as *ersecuted in his o%n countr( for assert8
in+ as much" Do not trou,e (ourse,f to rin+
efore me the cease,ess order %hich *re&ai,s in
a,, *arts of the uni&erse" A,, that e?ists must ha&e
order of some sort" Rareed matter must ta>e a
hi+her *,ace than denser sustances" The stron+8
est *ress u*on the %ea>est" !odies mo&ed %ith a
+reater im*u,se *ro+ress more ra*id,( than those
mo&ed %ith ,ess" Thin+s arran+e themse,&es in this
%a( of their o%n accord" In &ain) after drin>in+ a
*int of %ine) ,i>e Esdras) %ou,d (ou ta,> to me for
a hundred and si?t( hours to+ether %ithout shut8
tin+ the mouth) I shou,d not e con&inced" Do
(ou %ish me to ado*t an eterna, ein+) innite and
immuta,e) %ho sa% t I do not >no% %hen6 to
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create) from nothin+) thin+s %hich chan+e e&er(
moment) and s*iders to disemo%e, Mies Wou,d
(ou ha&e me su**ose) %ith the +ossi* Nieu%ent(t)
that od +a&e us ears that %e mi+ht ha&e faith)
since faith cometh ( hearin+ No no I %i,,
not e,ie&e these Guac>s %ho ha&e so,d their dru+s
at a +ood *rice to foo,s" I >ee* to the ,itt,e oo>
of a Frenchman) %ho maintains that nothin+ e?8
ists nor can e?ist ut natureH that nature does a,,)
and is a,,H that it is im*ossi,e and contradictor(
that an(thin+ can e?ist e(ond ALL" In a %ord)
I e,ie&e on,( in nature"
FREIND" What if I te,, (ou there is no such
thin+ as nature H and that in us) around us) a thou8
sand mi,,ions of ,ea+ues from us) a,, is art) %ithout
an( e?ce*tion"
!IRTON" What A,, art That$s somethin+
ne%"
FREIND" Fe% oser&e that" Nothin+) ho%e&er)
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is more true" I sha,, a,%a(s sa() ma>e use of (our
e(es) and (ou %i,, reco+ni2e and adore od" Thin>
ho% those &ast +,oes) %hich (ou see re&o,&e in
their immense orits) oser&e dee* mathematica,
,a%s" There is then a +reat ca,cu,ator %hom P,ato
ca,,ed the eterna, +eometrician" 5ou admire those
ne%,( in&ented machines) ca,,ed orreries) ecause
Lord Orrer( in&ented them ( imitatin+ the ma>er"
It is a fee,e co*( of our *,anetar( s(stem and its
re&o,utionsH a,so the *eriods of the chan+es of the
so,stice and eGuino? %hich rin+ us from da( to da(
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a ne% *o,ar *,anet" This *eriod) this s,o% course of
aout t%ent(8si? thousand (ears) cou,d not e ef8
fected in our fee,e hands ( human orreries" The
machine is &er( im*erfectH it must e turned ( a
hand,eH (et it is a chef8d$oeu&re of the s>i,, of our
artisans" Concei&e) then) the *o%er and *atience) the
+enius) of the eterna, architect) if %e ma( a**,( such
terms to the Su*reme !ein+"
When I descried an orrer( to Paroua) he said .
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#If the co*( indicates +enius) ho% much more
must there e in the ori+ina,#
A,, *resent) En+,ish and American) fe,t the force
of these %ords) and raised their hands to hea&en"
!irton remained thou+htfu," Then he cried.
#What a,, art Nature the resu,t of art Can
it e *ossi,e#
FREIND" No%) consider (ourse,fH e?amine %ith
%hat art) ne&er suQcient,( e?*,ored) a,, is con8
structed %ithin and %ithout for a,, (our %ishes and
actions" I do not *retend no% to ,ecture on anat8
om(" 5ou >no% %e,, enou+h there is not one su*er8
Muous &esse,) nor one that does not) in the e?ercise
of its functions) de*end on nei+horin+ &esse,s"
So articia, is the arran+ement throu+hout the
od() that there is not a sin+,e &ein %ithout &a,&es
and s,uices) ma>in+ a *assa+e for the ,ood" From
the roots of the hair to the toes) a,, is art) desi+n)
cause) and eect" Indeed) %e cannot su**ress fee,8
in+s of indi+nation to%ard those %ho *resume to
den( na, causes) and ha&e the rashness to sa( that
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The Atheist and the Sa+e" ; 4
the mouth %as not made to eat and s*ea> %ith that
the e(es are not admira,( contri&ed for seein+) the
ears for hearin+) the ner&es for fee,in+" Such au8
dacit( is madness" I cannot concei&e it"
Let us admit that e&er( anima, renders testimon(
to the su*reme faricator"
The sma,,est her *er*,e?es human inte,,ect" So
true is this that the a++re+ate toi, of a,, men cou,d
not create a stra% un,ess the seed e so%n in the
earth" Let it not e said that the seed must rot in
the earth to *roduce" Such nonsense shou,d not e
,istened to no%"
The com*an( fe,t the force of these *roofs more
stron+,( than the others) ecause the( %ere more *a,8
*a,e" !irton murmured . #1ust I then ac>no%,8
ed+e od We sha,, see" It is not (et *ro&ed"#
/ohn remained thou+htfu,) and seemed aected"
FREIND" No) m( friends" We ma>e nothin+)
%e can do nothin+" It is in our *o%er to arran+e)
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unite) ca,cu,ate) %ei+h) measure) ut) to ma>e
What a %ord The essentia, !ein+) e?istin+ (
'imse,f) a,one can ma>e" This is %h( Guac>s) %ho
,aor at the *hi,oso*her$s stone) *ro&e themse,&es
such foo,s" The( oast that the( create +o,d) and
the( cannot e&en create c,a(" Let us then confess)
m( friends) that there is a necessar( and incom*re8
hensi,e !ein+ %ho made us"
!IRTON" If 'e e?ists) %here is 'e Wh( is 'e
concea,ed 'as an( one e&er seen 'im Shou,d
the creator of +ood hide 'imse,f
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FREIND" Did (ou e&er see Sir Christo*her
Wren) the architect of St" Pau,$s) %hen (ou %ere in
London 5et it is c,ear that church is the %or> of
a +reat architect"
!IRTON" E&er( one >no%s that Wren erected)
at a +reat e?*ense) the &ast edice in %hich !ur8
+ess) %hen he *reaches) sends us to s,ee*" We
>no% &er( %e,, %h( and ho% our fathers ui,t it"
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!ut %h( and ho% did od ma>e the uni&erse from
nothin+ 5ou >no% %e,, the ancient ma?im .
#Nothin+ can create nothin+H nothin+ returns to
nothin+"# No one e&er douted that truth" 5our
!i,e itse,f sa(s that (our od made hea&en and
earth) thou+h the hea&en) that is) the assem,a+e
of stars) is as su*erior to the earth) as the earth itse,f
is to one ,ade of +rass" !ut (our !i,e does not
te,, us that od made hea&en and earth from noth8
in+" It does not *retend that the Lord made %o8
man from nothin+" She %as >neaded in a &er(
sin+u,ar %a() from a ri ta>en from her husand$s
side" Accordin+ to the !i,e) chaos e?isted efore
the %or,dH therefore matter must e as eterna, as
(our od"
A s,i+ht murmur then %ent round the com*an(H
#!irton mi+ht e ri+ht)# the( said"
FREIND" I thin> I ha&e *ro&ed to (ou that there
is a su*reme inte,,i+enceH an eterna, *o%er to %hom
%e o%e our *assin+ e?istence" I ha&e not en+a+ed
to te,, (ou the ho% and the %h(" od has +i&en
me suQcient reason to >no% that 'e e?ists) ut not
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The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;4<
enou+h to disco&er %hether matter has een suJect
to 'im from eternit() or %hether 'e created it in
time" What ha&e (ou to do %ith the creation of mat8
ter) *ro&ided (ou ac>no%,ed+e a od the ru,er of
matter and of (ourse,f 5ou as> me %here od is
I do not >no%" I ou+ht not to >no%" I >no% that
'e is H I >no% that 'e is m( ma>er H that 'e ma>es
a,,) and that %e ou+ht to de*end on 'is +oodness"
!IRTON" 'is +oodness Are (ou Jestin+ %ith
me Did (ou not te,, me to ma>e use of m( e(es
1a>e use of (ours" ,ance at the %or,d) and then
ta,> of the +oodness of od"
1r" Freind sa% that he had no% reached the most
diQcu,t *art of the dis*ute) and that !irton %as
*re*arin+ a rude assau,t" 'e sa% that the hearers)
es*ecia,,( the Americans) to+ether %ith himse,f) re8
Guired a ,itt,e res*ite" Recommendin+ himse,f there8
fore to od) the( %ent on dec> for e?ercise" When
tea %as ser&ed) the dis*utation %as rene%ed"
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C'APTER I9"
ON AT'EIS1"
!IRTON" 5ou must not e?*ect such success) sir)
on the suJect of +oodness as (ou ha&e had on in8
+enuit( and *o%er" First) I sha,, touch on the
misconstructions of our +,oe) in man( instances
o**osed to the c,e&erness so much oasted ofH then
;= The Atheist and the Sa+e"
I intend to d%e,, on the *er*etua, crimes and mis8
fortunes of the inhaitantsH and (ou %i,, Jud+e of
the +reat ru,er$s *aterna, aection for them"
I sha,, e+in ( te,,in+ (ou that in ,oucester8
shire) m( count() %hen %e reed horses) %e rear
them %ith care) in ne *astura+e and +ood sta,es)
%ith ha( and oats" Pra() %hat she,ter and food had
these *oor Americans) %hen %e disco&ered their con8
tinent The( %ere o,i+ed to scour o&er thirt( or
fort( mi,es for food" A,, the northern coast of the
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o,d %or,d is e?*osed to the same crue, necessit( H and
from S%edish La*onia to the Sea of /a*an) a hun8
dred tries s*end a ,ife as short as it is %retched) in
the most com*,ete %ant) amidst eterna, sno%s"
Fine c,imates are continua,,( e?*osed to destruc8
ti&e scour+es" There %e %a,> o&er urnin+ *reci8
*ices) co&ered ( ferti,e *,ains) %hich *ro&e ut
dead,( snares" There is no he,, ut this) dout,ess H
and it o*ens a hundred times eneath our feet"
The( te,, us of a uni&ersa, de,u+e) an e&en *h(s8
ica,,( im*ossi,e) and at %hich a,, sensi,e *eo*,e
,au+h" !ut the( conso,e us ( sa(in+ it on,( ,asted
ten months" I %onder it did not *ut out the res
%hich ha&e since destro(ed so man( Mourishin+
to%ns" 5our St" Au+ustine te,,s us of a hundred
cities urnt or s%a,,o%ed u* in Li(a ( an earth8
Gua>e" Vo,canoes ha&e se&era, times de&astated
,o&e,( Ita,(" As a cro%nin+ misfortune) the inhai8
tants of the Arctic Circ,e are not e?em*t from these
suterranean res" The Ice,ander) a,%a(s in a,arm)
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;;
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has hun+er starin+ him in the face) and a hundred
feet of Mame or ice to the ri+ht or ,eft) under his
1ount 'ec,aH for the +reat &o,canoes are a,%a(s
found amon+ terri,e mountains"
It is in &ain to sa( that mountains of t%o thou8
sand toises in e,e&ation are nothin+ on a +,oe nine
thousand mi,es in diameter) or ,i>e the irre+u,arities
of an oran+e com*ared %ith the u,> of that fruit
that it is scarce,( one foot to e&er( three thousand
feet" A,as %hat then are %e) if hi+h mountains
are ut as +ures one foot hi+h for e&er( three
thousand feet) or four inches for e&er( nine thou8
sand inches We are then anima,s aso,ute,( im8
*erce*ti,eH (et %e are ,ia,e to e crushed ( a,,
that surrounds us) thou+h our innite ,itt,eness) so
c,ose,( orderin+ on nothin+) mi+ht seem to secure
us from a,, accidents" !esides the count,ess cities)
destro(ed and redestro(ed ,i>e as man( ant8hi,,s)
%hat sha,, %e sa( to the seas of sand that cross the
centre of Africa) and %hose urnin+ %a&es raised
( the %ind ha&e uried entire armies What is
the use of the &ast deserts on the orders of S(ria
deserts so horri,e that the ferocious anima,s)
ca,,ed /e%s) ima+ined the( had reached Paradise
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%hen the( *assed from these scenes of horror into
a ,itt,e corner of ,and %here the( cou,d cu,ti&ate a
fe% acres It is not enou+h that man the no,e
creature6 shou,d e so i,, ,od+ed) c,othed) and fed)
for so man( a+es" 'e comes into the %or,d to ,i&e for
a fe% da(s) *er*,e?ed ( deceitfu, ho*es and rea,
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&e?ations" 'is od() contri&ed %ith use,ess art) is
a *re( to a,, the i,,s resu,tin+ from that &er( art"
'e ,i&es et%een the dan+ers of *oison and *,a+ue"
No one can rememer the ,ist of i,,s %e are suJect
toH and the modest doctors of S%it2er,and *retend
the( can cure them a,,"
Whi,e !irton said this) the com*an( ,istened
%ith attention and e&en emotion" Paroua said.
#Let us see ho% the doctor %i,, +et o&er this"#
E&en /ohn said in a ,o% tone. #On m( %ord) he
is ri+ht" I %as a foo, to e so soon touched ( m(
father$s con&ersation"#
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1r" Freind %aited ti,, their ima+inations %ere a
,itt,e reco&ered from the assau,t) and then resumed
the discussion"
FREIND" A (oun+ theo,o+ian %ou,d ans%er
these sad truths ( so*hisms) ac>ed %ith Guota8
tions from St" !asi, and St" C(ri," For m( *art) I
sha,, admit that there are man( *h(sica, e&i,s in the
%or,d" I %i,, not e&en ,essen the numer) thou+h
1r" !irton has seen t to e?a++erate" I as> (ou)
m( dear Paroua) is not (our c,imate made for (ou
It cannot e inJurious) since neither (ou nor (our
com*anions %ish to ,ea&e it" EsGuimau?) Ice,and8
ers) La*,anders) Asiatics) and Indians) ne&er thin> of
,ea&in+ theirs" The reindeer) %hich od has sent to
c,othe and feed them) die %hen trans*orted to an8
other 2one" La*,anders themse,&es die in southern
c,imates" The south of Sieria is too %arm for them H
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here the( %ou,d die of heat" It is e&ident that od
made e&er( >ind of anima, and &e+eta,e for the
c,ime in %hich it thri&es" Ne+roes) a race of men so
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dierent from ours) are so thorou+h,( formed for
their countr() that thousands of them ha&e *referred
death to s,a&er( e,se%here" The came, and ostrich
are Guite at home in the sands of Africa" The u,,
aounds in ferti,e countries) %here the +rass is
e&er fresh for his nourishment" Cinnamon and
s*ice on,( +ro% in India" !ar,e( is on,( usefu, in
those countries %here od has a**ointed it to
+ro%" From one end of America to the other) (ou
ha&e dierent >inds of food" The &ine cannot e
rou+ht to *erfection in En+,and) nor in S%eden
and Canada" This is the reason that in some
countries the e,ements of re,i+ious rites consist in
read and %ine H and the( do %e,, to than> od for
the food and e&era+e 'is +oodness has *ro&idedH
and Americans %ou,d do %e,, to than> 'im for their
Indian corn and arro%8root" Throu+hout the %or,d
od has suited a,, anima,s) from the snai, to man)
to the countries in %hich 'e has *,aced them" Let
us not re*roach Pro&idence %hen %e o%e 'im
*raises"
!ut to consider scour+es) such as inundations)
&o,canoes) earthGua>es" If (ou conne (our atten8
tion to the accidents %hich sometimes ha**en to
the %hee,s of the eterna, machine) (ou ma( %e,,
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consider od as a t(rant H ut oser&e his cease,ess
enets) and 'e ecomes a com*assionate father"
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5ou ha&e Guoted Au+ustine and his account of the
destruction of a hundred citiesH ut rememer the
African rhetorician often contradicts himse,f and
%as *rodi+a, of e?a++erations in his %ritin+s" 'e
%rote of earthGua>es as he did of the eQcac( of
+race) and the damnation of chi,dren d(in+ %ithout
a*tism" 'as he not said in his thirt(8se&enth ser8
mon) that he had seen *eo*,e in Ethio*ia %ith one
e(e in the midd,e of the forehead ,i>e the C(c,o*s)
and a %ho,e race %ithout heads
We) %ho are not fathers of the church) ou+ht not
to +o e(ond nor to sto* short of truthH and the
truth is) that of the houses destro(ed) %e cannot
rec>on that more than one out of e&er( hundred
thousand is destro(ed ( the res necessar( to the
due *erformance of the o*erations of the %or,d"
So essentia, to the nature of the uni&erse is re)
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that ut for it there %ou,d e no sun nor stars) no
anima,s) &e+eta,es) or minera,s" The re) *,aced
under the earth) is suJect to ?ed natura, ,a%s"
Some disasters ma( ne&erthe,ess occur" 5ou can8
not sa( a man is a *oor artisan %hen an immense
machine) formed ( him) ,asts unim*aired for (ears"
If a man in&ented a h(drau,ic en+ine to %ater a
*ro&ince) %ou,d (ou dis*ara+e his %or> ecause it
destro(s some insects
I ha&e sho%n (ou that the machine of the %or,d
is the %or> of an inte,,i+ent and *o%erfu, !ein+H
(ou) %ho are inte,,i+ent) ou+ht to admire 'im
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(ou) %ho are ,aden %ith 'is +ifts) ou+ht to adore
'im"
!ut ho%) (ou inGuire) can the %retches %ho are
condemned to ,an+uish under incura,e e&i,s ho%
can the( admire and ,o&e I must te,, (ou) that
such i,,s are +enera,,( rou+ht on ourse,&es) or
come to us from our fathers) %ho aused their
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odies) and not from the +reat faricator" No dis8
ease ut decre*itude %as >no%n in America ti,, %e
introduced stron+ ,iGuors) the source of a,, e&i,s"
Let us rememer that in 1i,ton$s *oem) the
sim*,e Adam is made to inGuire if he %i,, ,i&e ,on+"
5es) is the re*,() if (ou ta>e nothin+ to e?cess"
Oser&e this ru,e) m( friends" Can (ou reGuire that
od shou,d ,et (ou ,i&e for a+es) as the re%ard of
(our +,utton() (our drun>enness) (our incontinence)
and (our indu,+ence in infamous *assions) %hich
corru*t the ,ood and necessari,( shorten ,ife
I a**ro&ed of this re*,(" Paroua ,i>ed it H ut
!irton %as not mo&ed" I read in /ohn$s e(es that
he %as sti,, doutfu," !irton reJoined in these terms .
!IRTON" Since (ou ha&e made use of common
ar+uments) %ith a fe% no&e, remar>s) I ma( e
a,,o%ed to fo,,o% (our *,an" If so +ood and *o%er8
fu, a od e?isted) sure,( 'e %ou,d not ha&e suered
e&i, to enter the %or,d) nor ha&e de&oted 'is crea8
tures to +rief and crime" If 'e cannot *re&ent e&i,)
'e is not a,mi+ht( H if 'e %i,, not) 'e is crue,"
The anna,s of the !rahmins on,( e?tend ac>
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)=== (earsH those of the Chinese on,( B)===" Our
>no%,ed+e is ut of (esterda(H ut in that rief
s*ace a,, is horror" 1urder has een the *ractice
from one end of the earth to the otherH and men
ha&e een %ea> enou+h to +i&e to those men %ho
s,e% the +reatest numer of their fe,,o% creatures)
the tit,es of heroes) demi8+ods) and e&en +ods"
In America there %ere ,eft t%o +reat nations)
e+innin+ to enJo( the s%eets of *eace and ci&i,i2a8
tion) %hen the S*aniards came there to s,a( e,e&en
mi,,ions" The( hunted men do%n %ith do+sH and
Kin+ Ferdinand of Casti,e +a&e those do+s *en8
sions for their ser&ices"
The heroes %ho sudued the Ne% Wor,d mas8
sacred innocent and he,*,ess aes) murdered
*eacea,e and defence,ess Indians) and committed
the most inhuman ararities The( roasted Kin+
uatemo2in) in 1e?ico) on a +ridiron" The( has8
tened to Peru to con&ert the Inca) Atahua,*a" A
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*riest) named A,ma+ro) son of a *riest condemned
to e han+ed in S*ain for hi+h%a( roer() %ent
there %ith one Pi2arro) to inform the Em*eror of
the Peru&ians) ( the &oice of another *riest) that
a third *riest) named A,e?ander IV") *o,,uted (
incest) assassination) and homicide) had +i&en) %ith
his fu,, consent *ro*rio motu and %ith fu,, *o%er)
not on,( Peru) ut one8ha,f of the Ne% Wor,d) to
the Kin+ of S*ainH and that Atahua,*a ou+ht in8
stant,( to sumit) under *ain of suerin+ the indi+8
nation of the a*ost,es Peter and Pau," !ut as this
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>in+ >ne% as ,itt,e of Latin as the *riest %ho read
the *a*a, u,,) he %as instant,( dec,ared heretica,
and incredu,ous"
The( urned Atahua,*a) as the( had urned
uatemo2in" The( s,e% his *eo*,e H and a,, to +ain
that hard and (e,,o% earth %hich has on,( ser&ed to
de*o*u,ate and im*o&erish S*ainH for it has made
her ne+,ect the cu,ti&ation of the earth) %hich rea,,(
nourishes man"
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No%) m( dear 1r" Freind) if the fantastic and
ridicu,ous ein+ men ca,, the de&i, had %ished to
ma>e men in his ima+e) %ou,d he ha&e made them
other%ise Do not) then) attriute such an aom8
ina,e %or> to od"
This s*eech rou+ht the *art( round a+ain to
!irton$s &ie%s" I sa% /ohn reJoice in himse,fH e&en
(oun+ Paroua heard %ith horror of the *riest
A,ma+ro of the *riest %ho read the Latin u,,
of the *riest A,e?ander IV" of a,, Christians %ho
committed) under *retence of de&otion) such crimes
to otain +o,d" I confess) I trem,ed for Freind" I
des*aired of his cause" 'e re*,ied) ho%e&er) %ith8
out emarrassment"
FREIND" Rememer) m( friends) there is a od"
This I *ro&ed to (ouH (ou a+reed to it) and after
ein+ dri&en to admit that he e?ists) (ou stri&e to
nd out his im*erfections) &ices) and %ic>edness"
I am far from assertin+) %ith some reasoners)
Vo," @ ;@
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that *ri&ate i,,s form the +enera, +ood" This is too
ridicu,ous a sentiment" I admit) %ith +rief) that the
%or,d contains much mora, and *h(sica, e&i,H ut)
since it is certain that od e?ists) it is a,so certain
that a,, these e&i,s cannot *re&ent od$s e?istence"
'e cannot e crue," What interest cou,d ma>e 'im
so There are horri,e e&i,s in the %or,d) m(
friends" Let us not s%e,, their numer" It is im*os8
si,e that od can e other than +ood H ut men are
*er&erse) and ma>e a detesta,e use of the ,iert(
that od has +i&en and ou+ht to ha&e +i&en that
is) the *o%er of e?ercisin+ their %i,,s) %ithout %hich
the( %ou,d e sim*,e machines) formed ( a %ic>ed
ein+) to e ro>en at his ca*rice"
A,, en,i+htened S*aniards a+ree that a sma,,
numer of their ancestors aused this ,iert( so far
as to commit crimes that ma>e human nature shud8
der" The second Don Car,os did %hat he cou,d to
re*air the atrocities committed ( the S*aniards
under Ferdinand and Char,es V"
If there is crime in the %or,d) m( friends) there
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is &irtue as %e,,"
!IRTON" Ah ha &irtue A +ood Jo>e I
shou,d ,i>e to see this &irtue" Where is she to e
found
At these %ords I cou,d not contain m(se,f"
#5ou ma( nd her)# said I) #in the %orth( 1r"
Freind) in Paroua) e&en in (ourse,f %hen (our
heart is c,eansed of its &ices"#
'e ,ushedH and /ohn a,so" The ,atter ,oo>ed
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do%n and seemed to fee, remorse" 'is father sur8
&e(ed him %ith com*assion and resumed"
FREIND" 5es) dear friends" If there ha&e a,8
%a(s een crimes) there ha&e a,%a(s een &irtues)
too" Athens had such men as Socrates) as %e,, as
such as Anitus" Rome had Catos as %e,, as Su,,as"
Nero fri+htened the %or,d ( his atrocities) ut
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Titus) TraJan) and the Antonines conso,ed it ( their
ene&o,ence" 1( friend %i,, e?*,ain to Paroua
%ho these +reat men %ere" Fortunate,() I ha&e
E*ictetus in m( *oc>et" E*ictetus %as a s,a&e) ut
the eGua, of 1arcus Aure,ius in mind" Listen)
and ma( a,, %ho *retend to teach men hear %hat
E*ictetus sa(s to himse,f. #od made meH I fee,
this H and sha,, I dare to dishonor 'im ( infamous
thou+hts) crimina, actions) and ase desires# 'is
mind a+reed %ith his con&ersation" 1arcus Au8
re,ius) on the throne of Euro*e and t%o *arts of our
hemis*here) did not thin> other%ise than the s,a&e
E*ictetus" The one %as ne&er humi,iated ( mean8
ness) nor the other da22,ed ( +reatness H and %hen
the( %rote their thou+hts it %as for the use of their
disci*,es) and not to e e?to,,ed in the *a*ers" Pra()
in (our o*inion) %ere not Loc>e) Ne%ton) Ti,,ot8
son) Penn) C,ar>e) the +ood man ca,,ed #The 1an
of Ross)# and man( others) in and e(ond (our
is,and) mode,s of &irtue
5ou ha&e a,,uded to the crue, and unJust %ars of
%hich so man( nations ha&e een +ui,t(" 5ou ha&e
descried the aominations of Christians in 1e?ico
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and PeruH (ou mi+ht add the St" !artho,ome% of
France and the Irish massacre" !ut are there not
*eo*,e %ho ha&e a,%a(s he,d in ahorrence th
sheddin+ of ,ood 'a&e not the !rahmins in a,,
a+es +i&en this e?am*,e to the %or,d and) e&en in
this countr() ha&e %e not near us) in Penns(,&ania)
our Phi,ade,*hians) %hom the( attem*t in &ain tP"
ridicu,e ( the name of 7ua>ers) and %ho ha&fc
a,%a(s hated %ar
'a&e %e not the Caro,inas) %here the +reat
Loc>e dictated ,a%s In these t%o ,ands of &irtue)
a,, citi2ens are eGua,H a,, consciences are freeH a,,
re,i+ions +oodH *ro&ided the( %orshi* od" There
a,, men are rethren" 5ou ha&e seen) 1r" !irton)
the inhaitants of the !,ue 1ountains ,a( do%n
their arms efore a descendant of Penn" The( fe,t
the force of &irtue" 5ou *ersist in disa&o%in+ it"
!ecause the earth *roduces *oisons as %e,, as
%ho,esome *,ants) %i,, (ou *refer the *oisons
!IRTON" Oh) sir) (our *oisons are not to the
*oint" If od made them) the( are his %or>" 'e
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is master) and does a,," 'is hand directs Crom8
%e,,$s %hen he si+ns the death %arrant of Char,es I"
'is arm conducts the headsman$s %ho se&ers his
head from the od(" No) I cannot admit that od
is a homicide"
FREIND" Nor I" Pra() hear me" 5ou %i,, ad8
mit that od +o&erns ( +enera, ,a%s" Accordin+
to these ,a%s) Crom%e,,) a monster of fanaticism
and en&() determines to sacrice Char,es I" to his
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o%n interest) %hich) no dout) a,, men see> to *ro8
mote) thou+h the( do not understand it a,i>e" Ac8
cordin+ to the ,a%s of motion esta,ished ( od)
the e?ecutioner cuts o his head" !ut assured,( it
is not od %ho commits the assassination ( a *ar8
ticu,ar act of his %i,," od %as not Crom%e,,) nor
Ra&ai,,ac) nor !a,thasar erard) nor the *reachin+
friar) /ames C,ement" od does not *ermit) nor
command) nor authori2e crime" !ut he has made
manH he has esta,ished ,a%s of motionH and these
eterna, ,a%s are eGua,,( e?ecuted ( the +ood man
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%ho stretches out his hand to the *oor) and ( the
hand of a &i,,ain %ho assassinates his rother" In
the same %a( that od did not e?tin+uish the sun"
or s%a,,o% u* S*ain) to *unish Cortes) A,ma+ro)
and Pi2arro) so) a,so) he does not send a com*an(
of an+e,s to London) nor ma>e a hundred thousand
*i*es of !ur+und( to descend from hea&en to de,i+ht
the hearts of his dear En+,ishmen) %hen the( do
+ood" 'is +enera, *ro&idence %ou,d ecome ridicu8
,ous) if thus made manifest to e&er( indi&idua, H and
this is so stri>in+) that od ne&er *unishes a crimina,
immediate,() ( a decided stro>e of his *o%er" 'e
,ets the sun shine on the e&i, and the +ood" If some
%retches e?*ire in their crimes) it is ( the +enera,
,a%s that +o&ern the %or,d" I ha&e read in a +reat
oo>) ( a Frenchman ca,,ed 1e2era() that od
caused our 'enr( V" to suer a *ainfu, death) e8
cause he dared to sit on the throne of a Christian
>in+"
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The *h(sica, *art of a ad action is the eect of
the *rimar( ,a%s +i&en to matter ( the hand of
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od" A,, mora, e&i, is the eect of the ,iert(
%hich man auses"
In a %ord) %ithout *,un+in+ into the fo+s of
meta*h(sics) ,et us rememer that the e?istence of
od is *ro&ed" We ha&e no ,on+er to ar+ue on
that *oint" Ta>e od from the %or,d) and does the
assassination of Char,es I" ecome more ,a%fu,
Do (ou fee, ,ess a&ersion to%ards his e?ecutioner
od e?ists" Enou+h" If he e?ists) he is Just" !e)
then) Just a,so"
!IRTON" 5our ar+ument has stren+th and
force) thou+h it does not a,to+ether e?onerate od
from ein+ the author of *h(sica, and mora, e&i," I
see (our %a( of Justif(in+ him ma>es an im*ression
on the assem,( H ut mi+ht it not e contri&ed that
these ,a%s shou,d not in&o,&e such *articu,ar mis8
fortunes 5ou ha&e *ro&ed to me a *o%erfu, and
eterna, od) and I %as a,most on the *oint of e8
,ie&in+" !ut I ha&e some ; terri,e oJections to
ma>e" Come) /ohn) coura+eH ,et us not e cast
do%n"
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The Atheist and the Sa+e" ; :
C'APTER 9"
ON AT'EIS1"
Ni+ht c,osed in eautifu,,(" The atmos*here
*resented a &au,t of trans*arent a2ure) s*an+,ed
%ith +o,den stars" Such a s*ectac,e a,%a(s aects
man) and ins*ires him %ith *,easant re&eries" The
%orth( Paroua admired the hea&ens) ,i>e a er8
man %hen he eho,ds St" Peter$s at Rome) or the
O*era at Na*,es) for the rst time"
#What a o,d,( arched &au,t)# said he to Freind"
#It is no arch at a,,)# re*,ied Freind" #The ,ue
dome (ou eho,d is nothin+ more than a co,,ection
of &a*ors) %hich od has so dis*osed and comined
%ith the mechanism of (our e(es that) %here&er
(ou ma( e) (ou are sti,, in the centre of (our
*romenade) and *ercei&e %hat is ca,,ed hea&en)
arched ao&e (our head"#
#And those stars) 1r" Freind#
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#As I ha&e a,read( said) the( are so man( suns)
round %hich other %or,ds re&o,&e" Far from ein+
attached to that ,ue &au,t) rememer that the( are
at &arious and *rodi+ious distances from us" That
star is t%e,&e hundred mi,,ions of mi,es from our
sun"#
Then) sho%in+ him the te,esco*e he had
rou+ht) he *ointed out to him the *,anets /u*i8
ter) %ith his four moonsH Saturn) %ith his &e
moons and m(sterious rin+"
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#It is the same ,i+ht)# said he) #%hich *roceeds
from a,, these ,uminaries) and comes to us from this
*,anet) in a Guarter of an hour) and from that star)
in si? months"#
Paroua %as dee*,( im*ressed) and said. #The
hea&ens *roc,aim a od"# A,, the cre% ,oo>ed on
%ith admiration" !ut the *ertinacious !irton) un8
mo&ed) continued as fo,,o%s.
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!IRTON" !e it so There is a odH I +rant it"
!ut %hat is that to (ou and me What connection
is there et%een the su*erior !ein+ and %orms of
the earth What re,ation is there et%een 'is es8
sence and ours E*icurus) %hen he su**osed a
od in the *,anets) did %e,, to conc,ude that he too>
no *art in our horrors and fo,,iesH that %e cou,d
neither *,ease nor oend him H that he had no need
of usH nor %e of him" 5ou admit a od) more
%orth( of the human mind than the od of E*i8
curus) or the +ods of the east and %estH ut if (ou
assert) %ith so man( others) that od made the
%or,d and man for 'is o%n +,or( H that 'e former,(
reGuired sacrices of o?en for 'is +,or(H that 'e
a**eared for 'is +,or( in our i*ed form) (ou
%ou,d) I thin>) e assertin+ an asurdit(" The ,o&e
of +,or( is nothin+ ut *ride" A *roud man is a
conceited fe,,o%) such as Sha>es*eare %ou,d intro8
duce in his *,a(s" This e*ithet cannot suit od
it does not a+ree %ith the di&ine nature an( more
than inJustice) crue,t( or inconstanc(" If od con8
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descended to re+u,ate the uni&erse) it cou,d on,(
e to ma>e others ha**(" 'as 'e done so
FREIND" 'e has dout,ess succeeded %ith a,,
Just s*irits" The( %i,, e ha**( one da(H if the(
are not so no%"
!IRTON" 'a**( 'o% When Who to,d
(ou so
FREIND" 'is Justice"
!IRTON" Wi,, (ou te,, me that %e sha,, ,i&e eter8
na,,( that %e ha&e immorta, sou,s after admittin+
that the /e%s) %hom (ou oast of ha&in+ succeeded)
did not entertain this notion of immorta,it( u* to the
time of 'erod This idea of an immorta, sou, %as
in&ented ( the !rahmins) ado*ted ( the Persians)
Cha,daeans) and ree>s) and %as for a ,on+ time
un>no%n to the insi+nicant and su*erstitious /e%ish
tries" A,as sir) ho% do %e >no% that %e ha&e
sou,s or ho% do %e >no% ut other anima,s) %ho
ha&e simi,ar *assions) %i,,s) a**etites) and mem8
ories) so incom*rehensi,e to us) ha&e not sou,s
as %e,,
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'itherto I ha&e thou+ht that there is in nature a
*o%er ( %hich %e ha&e the facu,t( of ,ife in a,, our
od() %a,>in+ %ith our feet) ta>in+ %ith our
hands) seein+ %ith our e(es) fee,in+ %ith our
ner&es) thin>in+ %ith our rain) and that a,, this
is ca,,ed the sou,) %hich is mere,( a &a+ue %ord)
si+nif(in+ the un>no%n *rinci*,e of our facu,ties"
With (ou) I %i,, ca,, od the inte,,i+ent *rinci*,e
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animatin+ natureH ut has 'e condescended to re8
&ea, 'imse,f to us
FREIND" 5es) ( 'is %or>s"
!IRTON" 'as 'e re&ea,ed 'is ,a%s) or s*o>en
to us
FREIND" 5es) ( the &oice of conscience" Is it
true) that) if (ou >i,,ed (our father and mother)
(our conscience %ou,d e a *re( to a remorse as
terri,e as it %ou,d e in&o,untar( Is not this
truth a&o%ed and fe,t throu+hout the %or,d To
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come do%n to ,esser crimes do the( not a,, re&o,t
us at the rst +,ance ma>e us turn *a,e %hen %e
commit them for the rst time and ,ea&e in our
hearts the stin+s of re*entance
!IRTON" I must confess it"
FREIND" od) in thus s*ea>in+ to (our heart)
has commanded (ou to astain from crime" As for
eGui&oca, actions) %hich some condemn and others
a**ro&e) %hat can %e do etter than fo,,o% the
+rand ru,e of 3oroaster #When (ou are not sure
%hether the action (ou are aout to commit is +ood
or ad) astain from it"#
!IRTON" An admira,e ma?im) and dout,ess
the most eautifu, e&er ad&anced in mora,s" I ad8
mit that) from time to time) od has raised u* men
to teach &irtue to their de+raded fe,,o%s" I a*o,o8
+i2e to (ou for s*ea>in+ ,i+ht,( of &irtue"
FREIND" Rather a*o,o+i2e to the Su*reme !e8
in+) %ho can re%ard and *unish eterna,,("
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The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;
!IRTON" What %i,, od *unish me for (ie,d8
in+ to *assions 'e has +i&en me
FREIND" 'e has +i&en (ou *assions %ith %hich
(ou can do oth +ood and e&i," I do not te,, (ou 'e
%i,, *unish eterna,,(H nor ho% 'e %i,, *unishH for
no one can >no% that" The !rahmins %ere the
rst to concei&e a *,ace of im*risonment for those
%ho had re&o,ted from odH the( %ere shut u* in
a descri*tion of he,,) ca,,ed Onderah) ut %ere
+radua,,( ,ierated at &arious *eriods" 'ence %e
ha&e our mi?ture of &irtues) &ices) *,easures) and
ca,amities" This conceit is in+enious) and that of
Pandora and Prometheus more so" Less *o,ished
nations ha&e &u,+ar,( imitated the same fa,e"
These in&entions are the fancies of Eastern *hi8
,oso*h(" A,, I can sa( is) that if ( ausin+ (our ,i8
ert( (ou ha&e done e&i,) (ou cannot sa( od %i,,
not *unish (ou"
!IRTON" I ha&e tried to con&ince m(se,f that 'e
cou,d notH ut in &ain" I confess I ha&e aused
m( ,iert() and that od ma( %e,, *unish me"
!ut I cannot e *unished %hen I ha&e ceased to
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e?ist"
FREIND" The est course is to e &irtuous as
,on+ as (ou e?ist"
!IRTON" To e &irtuous We,,) I confess I
thin> (ou are ri+ht" It is the est course"
I %ish) m( dear friend) (ou had %itnessed the
eect of Freind$s discourse on oth the En+,ish
; The Atheist and the Sa+e"
and Americans" The ,i+ht) sauc( !irton ecame
thou+htfu, and modest" /ohn fe,, at his father$s
feet) %ith tears in his e(es) and his father emraced
him" I sha,, no% *roceed to re,ate the ,ast scene
of this interestin+ dis*utation"
!IRTON" I concei&e that the +reat master of the
uni&erse is eterna,H ut %e) %ho are ut of (ester8
da() ma( %e *resume to e?*ect immorta,it( A,,
ein+s around us# *erish) from the insect de&oured
( the s%a,,o%) to the e,e*hant) eaten ( %orms"
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FREIND" Nothin+ *erishesH ut a,, thin+s
chan+e" The +erms of anima,s and &e+eta,es su8
sist) de&e,o*) and mu,ti*,(" Wh( can (ou not a,,o%
that od mi+ht *reser&e the *rinci*,e %hich ma>es
us act and thin>) of %hate&er nature it ma( e
od *reser&e me from ma>in+ a s(stemH ut cer8
tain,( there is in us somethin+ that %i,,s and thin>s"
This somethin+) former,( ca,,ed a monad) is im8
*erce*ti,e" od has +i&en it us) or) rather) od
has +i&en us to it" Are (ou sure he cannot *reser&e
it in ein+ Can (ou +i&e me an( *roof
!IRTON" No I ha&e sou+ht for a *roof in a,,
the atheistica, oo>s %ithin m( reach) and es*ecia,,(
in the third oo> of Lucretius) ut I ne&er found
an(thin+ ut conJectures"
FREIND" And sha,, %e on sim*,e conJecture
+i&e ourse,&es u* to fata, *assions) and ,i&e ,i>e
rutes) %ith no other restraint u*on us than the fear
of men) rendered eterna,,( crue, to each other (
their mutua, dread For %e a,%a(s %ish to destro(
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The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;<
%hat %e fear" Thin>) sir thin> serious,() m( son
/ohn" To e?*ect neither re%ard nor *unishment
is the true s*irit of atheism" What is the use of a
od %ho has no *o%er o&er (ou As thou+h one
shou,d sa() #There is a &er( *o%erfu, >in+ in
China)# I re*,() #Success to himH ,et him >ee* in
his territor() I in mine" I care no more for him
than he cares for me" 'e has no more contro,
o&er me than a canon of Windsor o&er a memer
of *ar,iament"# Then shou,d I e a od to m(se,f)
sacricin+ the %ho,e %or,d to m( ca*rice And
reco+ni2in+ no ,a%) I shou,d on,( consider m(se,f
If others are shee*) I shou,d ecome the %o,f" If
the( choose to *,a( the chic>en) I shou,d *,a( the
fo?"
I %i,, *resume od forid it6 that a,, En+,ish8
men are atheists" I %i,, a,,o% that there ma( e
some *eacea,e citi2ens) Guiet ( nature) rich
enou+h to e honest) re+u,ated ( honor) and so
attenti&e to demeanor) that the( contri&e to ,i&e to8
+ether in societ(" The( cu,ti&ate the arts %hich
im*ro&e mora,s H the( ,i&e at *eace in the innocent
+a(et( of honest *eo*,e" !ut the *oor and need(
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atheist) sure of im*unit() %ou,d e a foo, if he did
not assassinate or stea, to +et mone(" Then %ou,d
a,, the onds of societ( e sundered" A,, secret
crimes %ou,d inundate the %or,d) and) ,i>e ,ocusts)
thou+h at rst im*erce*ti,e) %ou,d o&ers*read the
earth" The common *eo*,e %ou,d ecome hordes
of thie&es) ,i>e those of our da() of %hom not a
;<= The Atheist and the Sa+e"
tenth *art are han+ed at our sessions" The( %ou,d
*ass their %retched ,i&es in ta&erns) %ith ad
%omen" The( %ou,d +ht to+ether) and fa,, do%n
drun> amidst the *e%ter *ots %ith %hich the(
rea> each other$s heads" Nor %ou,d the( rise ut
to stea, and murder a+ain) to recommence the
same round of hideous ruta,it(" Who) then)
%ou,d restrain +reat >in+s in their fur( An atheist
>in+ is more dan+erous than a fanatica, Ra&ai,,ac"
Atheism aounded in Ita,( durin+ the fteenth
centur(" What %as the conseGuence It %as as
common a matter to *oison another as to in&ite him
to su**er" The stro>e of the sti,etto %as as fre8
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Guent as an emrace" There %ere then *rofessors
of crime) as %e no% ha&e *rofessors of music and
mathematics" Churches) e&en) %ere the fa&orite
scenes of murder) and *rinces %ere s,ain at the a,tar"
In this %a( Po*e Si?tus IV" and archisho* of
Pisa *ut to death t%o of the most accom*,ished
*rinces of Euro*e" E?*,ain) m( dear friend) to
Paroua and his chi,dren) %hat I mean ( a *o*e
and an archisho*H ut te,, them %e ha&e no
such monsters no%" !ut to resume. A du>e of
1i,an %as a,so s,ain in a church" E&er( one >no%s
the astonishin+ horrors of A,e?ander VI" 'ad
such mora,s continued) Ita,( %ou,d ha&e een more
deso,ate than Peru after the in&asion"
Faith) then) in a od %ho re%ards +ood ac8
tions) *unishes the ad) and for+i&es ,esser fau,ts)
is most usefu, to man>ind" It is the on,( restraint
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;<;
on *o%erfu, men) %ho inso,ent,( commit crimes
on the *u,ic) and on others %ho s>i,fu,,( *er*e8
trate oences" I do not te,, (ou to min+,e) %ith
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this necessar( faith) su*erstitious notions that dis8
+race it" Atheism is a monster that %ou,d *re( on
man>ind on,( to satisf( its &oracit(" Su*erstition
is another *hantom) *re(in+ u*on men as a deit("
I ha&e often oser&ed that an atheist ma( e cured)
ut %e rare,( cure su*erstition radica,,(" The athe8
ist is +enera,,( an inGuirin+ man) %ho is decei&edH
the su*erstitious man is a ruta, foo,) ha&in+ no
ideas of his o%n" An atheist mi+ht assau,t E*hi+e8
nia %hen on the *oint of marr(in+ Achi,,es) ut a
fanatic %ou,d *ious,( sacrice her on the a,tar) and
thin> he did ser&ice to /u*iter" An atheist %ou,d
stea, a +o,den &esse, from the a,tar to feast his fa8
&orites) ut the fanatic %ou,d ce,erate an auto
da fe in the same church) and sin+ h(mns %hi,e he
%as causin+ /e%s to e urned a,i&e" 5es) m(
friends) su*erstition and atheism are the t%o *o,es
of a uni&erse in confusion" Tread these *aths %ith
a rm ste*) e,ie&e in a +ood od) and e +ood"
This is a,, that the +reat *hi,oso*hers) Penn and
Loc>e) reGuire of their *eo*,e"
Ans%er me) 1r" !irton) and (ou) m( friends)
%hat harm can the %orshi* of od) Joined to the
ha**iness of a &irtuous ,ife) do (ou We mi+ht e
sei2ed %ith morta, sic>ness) e&en no% %hi,e I am
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s*ea>in+" Who) then) %ou,d not %ish to ha&e ,i&ed
innocent,( Read) in Sha>es*eare) the death of our
;<@ The Atheist and the Sa+e"
%ic>ed Richard III") and see ho% the hosts of
those he had murdered haunted his ima+ination"
Witness the death of Char,es I9" after the horrors
of St" !artho,ome%" In &ain his cha*,ain assured
him he had done %e,," 'is ,ood started from
e&er( *ore" A,, the ,ood he had shed cried out
a+ainst him" !e,ie&e me) a,, these monsters %ere
tortured ( remorse) and died in des*air"
!irton and his friends cou,d contain themse,&es
no ,on+er" The( fe,, at Freind$s feet" #5es)# said
!irton) #I e,ie&e in od) and I e,ie&e (ou"#
C'APTER 9I"
RET0RN TO ENLAND /O'N$S 1ARRIAE"
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We %ere a,read( near Paroua$s house) and
%e su**ed there" /ohn cou,d eat nothin+" 'e sat
a*art in tears" 'is father %ent to conso,e him"
#Ah)# said /ohn) #I do not deser&e such a father"
I sha,, die of shame for (ie,din+ to the fascination
of that %ic>ed C,i&e8'art" I am the cause of 1iss
Primrose$s death" /ust no%) %hen (ou ta,>ed of
*oison) I shuddered) for I thou+ht I sa% C,i&e8'art
*resentin+ the horri,e drau+ht to Primrose" 'o%
cou,d I ha&e so far ,ost m(se,f as to accom*an(
so &i,e a creature I %as ,ind" I did not disco&er
m( error ti,, she %as ta>en ( the sa&a+es" In a
t of ra+e she a,most admitted her +ui,t" From
that moment I ha&e ,oathed her) and) for a *un8
The Atheist and the Sa+e" ;<:
ishment) the form of Primrose is e&er efore me)
and seems to sa() $I died ecause I ,o&ed (ou #
'is father said a ,ame,ess ,ife cou,d a,one re*air
his *ast errors"
The ne?t da( %e sai,ed for En+,and) after +i&in+
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*resents to the Parouas" Tears min+,ed %ith our
adieus) and !irton) %ho had een on,( +idd() a,8
read( seemed a reasona,e *erson"
When %e %ere out at sea Freind said to /ohn)
in m( *resence. #Do (ou sti,, cherish the memor(
of the amia,e Primrose# These %ords so %run+
the heart of the (oun+ man that I feared he %ou,d
thro% himse,f into the sea"
#Conso,e (ourse,f) then)# said Freind" #1iss
Primrose is a,i&e) and ,o&es (ou sti,,"#
Freind had recei&ed certain information on this
suJect from his ser&ant) %ho had %ritten to him
*unctua,,( ( e&er( shi*" 1r" 1ead) %ho has
since acGuired so +reat a re*utation ( his s>i,, in
the counteraction of *oisons) had sa&ed the (oun+
,ad($s ,ife" In a moment /ohn *assed from des*air
to e?treme Jo(" I %i,, not attem*t to descrie the
chan+e" It %as the ha**iest moment of his ,ife"
!irton and his friends shared his Jo(" What more
sha,, I sa( The %orth( Freind %as as a father to
a,," The %eddin+ %as ce,erated at Dr" 1ead$s"
!irton) no% another man) a,so married) and he and
/ohn are no% amon+ the est *eo*,e in En+,and"
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Admit that a %ise man can instruct foo,s"
Vo," @ ;:
T'E W'ITE !0LL"
C'APTER I"
'OW T'E PRINCESS A1ASIDIA 1EETS A !0LL"
The *rincess Amasidia) dau+hter of Amasis)
>in+ of Tanis in E+(*t) too> a %a,> u*on the hi+h8
%a( of Pe,uaium %ith the ,adies of her train" She
%as sun> in dee* me,ancho,(" Tears +ushed from
her eautifu, e(es" The cause of her +rief %as
>no%n) as %e,, as the fears she entertained ,est that
+rief shou,d dis*,ease the >in+) her father" The
o,d man) 1amres) ancient ma+ician and eunuch
of the Pharaohs) %as eside her) and se,dom ,eft
her" 'e %as *resent at her irth" 'e had edu8
cated her) and tau+ht her a,, that a fair *rincess
%as a,,o%ed to >no% of the sciences of E+(*t" The
mind of Amasidia eGua,,ed her eaut(" 'er sensi8
i,it( and tenderness ri&a,,ed the charms of her *er8
son) and it %as this sensii,it( %hich cost her so
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man( tears"
The *rincess %as t%ent(8four (ears o,d H the ma8
+ician) 1amres) aout thirteen hundred" It %as
he) as e&er( one >no%s) %ho had that famous dis8
*ute %ith 1oses) in %hich the &ictor( %as so ,on+
doutfu, et%een these t%o *rofound *hi,oso*hers"
;<
The White !u,," ;<B
If 1amres (ie,ded) it %as o%in+ to the &isi,e *ro8
tection of the ce,estia, *o%ers) %ho fa&ored his
ri&a," It reGuired +ods to o&ercome 1amres"
Amasis made him su*erintendent of his dau+h8
ter$s househo,d) and he acGuitted himse,f in this of8
ce %ith his usua, *rudence" 'is com*assion %as
e?cited ( the si+hs of the eautifu, Amasidia"
#O m( ,o&er# said she to herse,f) #m( (oun+)
m( dear ,o&er O +reatest of conGuerors) most ac8
com*,ished) most eautifu, of men A,most se&en
(ears hast thou disa**eared from the %or,d" What
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+od hath snatched thee from th( tender Amasidia
Thou art not dead" The %ise E+(*tian *ro*hets
confess this" !ut thou art dead to me" I am a,one
in the %or,d" To me it is a desert" !( %hat e?8
traordinar( *rodi+( hast thou aandoned th(
throne and th( mistress th( throne) %hich %as
the rst in the %or,d" 'o%e&er) that is a matter of
sma,, conseGuence H ut to aandon me) %ho adores
thee O m( dear Ne8 #
She %as +oin+ on"
#Trem,e to *ronounce that fata, name)# said
1amres) the ancient eunuch and ma+ician of the
Pharaohs" #5ou %ou,d *erha*s e disco&ered (
some of the ,adies of (our court" The( are a,, &er(
much de&oted to (ou) and a,, fair ,adies certain,(
ma>e it a merit to ser&e the no,e *assions of fair
*rincesses" !ut there ma( e one amon+ them in8
discreet) and e&en treacherous" 5ou >no% that
(our father) a,thou+h he ,o&es (ou) has s%orn to
;<4 The White !u,,"
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*ut (ou to death shou,d (ou *ronounce the terri,e
name a,%a(s read( to esca*e (our ,i*s" This ,a%
is se&ere) ut (ou ha&e not een educated in E+(*8
tian %isdom to e i+norant of the +o&ernment of
the ton+ue" Rememer that 'i**ocrates) one of
our +reatest +ods) has a,%a(s his n+er u*on his
mouth"#
The eautifu, Amasidia %e*t) and %as si,ent"
As she *ensi&e,( ad&anced to%ards the an>s
of the Ni,e she *ercei&ed at a distance) under a
thic>et %atered ( the ri&er) an o,d %oman) in a
tattered +ra( +arment) seated on a hi,,oc>" This
o,d %oman had eside her a she8ass) a do+) and
a he8+oat" O**osite to her %as a ser*ent) %hich
%as not ,i>e the common ser*ents) for its e(es %ere
mi,d) its *h(sio+nom( no,e and en+a+in+) %hi,e
its s>in shone %ith the ,i&e,iest and ri+htest co,8
ors" A hu+e sh) ha,f immersed in the ri&er) %as
not the ,east astonishin+ +ure in the +rou*) and
on a nei+horin+ tree %ere *erched a ra&en and a
*i+eon" A,, these creatures seemed to carr( on a
&er( animated con&ersation"
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#A,as# said the *rincess) in a ,o% tone) #these
anima,s undouted,( s*ea> of their ,o&es) and it
is not so much as a,,o%ed me to mention the name
of mine"#
The o,d %oman he,d in her hand a s,ender stee,
chain a hundred fathoms ,on+) to %hich %as fast8
ened a u,,) %ho fed in the meado%" This u,, %as
%hite) *erfect,( %e,, made) *,um*) and at the same
The White !u,," ;<
time a+i,e) %hich is a thin+ se,dom to e found"
'e %as indeed the most eautifu, s*ecimen that %as
e&er seen of his >ind" Neither the u,, of Pasi*hse)
nor that in %hose sha*e /u*iter a**eared %hen he
carried o Euro*a) cou,d e com*ared to this no,e
anima," The charmin+ (oun+ heifer into %hich Isis
%as chan+ed %ou,d ha&e scarce een %orth( of his
com*an("
As soon as the u,, sa% the *rincess he ran
to%ard her %ith the s%iftness of a (oun+ Araian
horse) that *ric>s u* his ears and Mies o&er the
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*,ains and ri&ers of the ancient Saana to a**roach
the ,o&e,( consort %hose ima+e rei+ns in his heart"
The o,d %oman used her utmost eorts to restrain
the u,," The ser*ent %anted to terrif( him ( its
hissin+" The do+ fo,,o%ed him and it his eauti8
fu, ,ims" The she8ass crossed his %a( and >ic>ed
him to ma>e him return" The +reat sh remounted
the Ni,e) and) dartin+ himse,f out of the %ater)
threatened to de&our him" The he8+oat remained
immo&a,e) a**arent,( struc> %ith fear" The ra&en
Muttered round his head as if it %anted to tear out
his e(es" The *i+eon a,one accom*anied him from
curiosit() and a**,auded him ( a s%eet murmur"
So e?traordinar( a si+ht thre% 1amres into se8
rious reMections" In the mean%hi,e the %hite u,,)
dra++in+ after him his chain and the o,d %oman)
had a,read( reached the *rincess) %ho %as struc>
%ith astonishment and fear" 'e thre% himse,f at
her feet" 'e >issed them" 'e shed tears" 'e
;< The White !u,,"
,oo>ed u*on her %ith e(es in %hich there %as a
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stran+e mi?ture of +rief and Jo(" 'e dared not to
,o%) ,est he shou,d terrif( the eautifu, Amasidia"
'e cou,d not s*ea>" A %ea> use of the &oice)
+ranted ( hea&en to certain anima,s) %as denied
himH ut a,, his actions %ere e,oGuent" The *rin8
cess %as de,i+hted %ith him" She *ercei&ed that a
triMin+ amusement cou,d sus*end for some mo8
ments e&en the most *oi+nant +rief"
#'ere)# said she) #is a most amia,e anima," I
cou,d %ish much to ha&e him in m( sta,e"#
At these %ords the u,, ent himse,f on his >nees
and >issed the +round"
#'e understands me)# cried the *rincess" #'e
sho%s me that he %ants to e mine" Ah) hea&en,(
ma+ician ah) di&ine eunuch i&e me this con8
so,ation" Purchase this eautifu, o&ine" Sett,e
the *rice %ith the o,d %oman) to %hom he no dout
e,on+s" This anima, must e mine" Do not re8
fuse me this innocent comfort"#
A,, the ,adies Joined their reGuests to the en8
treaties of the *rincess" 1amres (ie,ded to them)
and immediate,( %ent to s*ea> to the o,d %oman"
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The White !u,," ;<<
C'APTER II"
'OW T'E WISE 1A1!RES) FOR1ERL5 1AICIAN OF
P'ARAO') KNEW AAIN T'E OLD WO1AN) AND
WAS KNOWN !5 'ER"
#1adam)# said 1amres to her) #(ou >no% that
,adies) and *articu,ar,( *rincesses) ha&e need of
amusement" The dau+hter of the >in+ is distract8
ed,( fond of (our u,," I e+ that (ou %i,, se,, him
to us" 5ou sha,, e *aid in read( mone("#
#Sir)# ans%ered the o,d %oman) #this *recious
anima, does not e,on+ to me" I am char+ed) to8
+ether %ith a,, the easts %hich (ou see) to >ee*
him %ith care) to %atch a,, his motions) and to +i&e
an e?act account of them" od forid that I shou,d
e&er ha&e an( inc,ination to se,, this in&a,ua,e
anima,"#
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1amres) u*on this discourse) e+an to ha&e
a confused rememrance of somethin+ %hich he
cou,d not (et *ro*er,( distin+uish" 'e e(ed the
o,d %oman in the +ra( c,oa> %ith +reater atten8
tion"
#Res*ecta,e ,ad()# said he to her) #I either mis8
ta>e) or I ha&e seen (ou former,("#
#I ma>e no mista>e) sir)# re*,ied the o,d %oman"
I ha&e seen (ou se&en hundred (ears a+o) in a
Journe( %hich I made from S(ria into E+(*t some
months after the destruction of Tro() %hen 'iram
@== The White !u,,"
the Second rei+ned at T(re) and Ne*he, Keres in
ancient E+(*t"#
#Ah 1adam)# cried the o,d man) #(ou are the
remar>a,e %itch of Endor"#
#And (ou) sir)# said the sorceress) emracin+
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him) #are the +reat 1amres of E+(*t"#
#O unforeseen meetin+ memora,e da( eterna,
decrees # said 1amres" #It certain,( is not %ith8
out *ermission of the uni&ersa, *ro&idence that %e
meet a+ain in this meado%) u*on the an>s of the
Ni,e) near the no,e cit( of Tanis" What) is it in8
deed (ou)# continued 1amres) #%ho are so fa8
mous u*on the an>s of (our ,itt,e /ordan) and the
rst *erson in the %or,d for raisin+ a**aritions#
#What) is it (ou) sir# re*,ied 1iss Endor) #%ho
are so famous for chan+in+ rods into ser*ents) the
da( into dar>ness) and ri&ers into ,ood#
#5es) madam) ut m( +reat a+e has in *art de8
*ri&ed me of m( >no%,ed+e and *o%er" I am i+8
norant from %hence (ou ha&e this eautifu, u,,)
and %ho these anima,s are that) to+ether %ith (ou)
%atch round him"#
The o,d %oman) reco,,ectin+ herse,f) raised her
e(es to hea&en) and then re*,ied.
#1( dear 1amres) %e are of the same *rofes8
sion) ut it is e?*ress,( foridden me to te,, (ou
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%ho this u,, is" I can satisf( (ou %ith re+ard to
the other anima,s" 5ou %i,, easi,( >no% them (
the mar>s %hich characteri2e them" The ser*ent
is that %hich *ersuaded E&e to eat an a**,e) and
The White !u,,"
to ma>e her husand *arta>e of it" The ass) that
%hich s*o>e to (our contem*orar() !a,aam) in a
remar>a,e discourse" The sh) %hich a,%a(s car8
ries its head ao&e %ater) is that %hich s%a,,o%ed
/onah a fe% (ears a+o" The do+ is he %ho fo,,o%ed
Ra*hae, and the (oun+ Toit in their Journe( to
Ra+usa in 1edia) in the time of the +reat Sa,aman8
2ar" This +oat is he %ho e?*iates a,, the sins of
(our nation" The ra&en and the *i+eon) those
%hich %ere in the ar> of Noah" reat e&ent uni8
&ersa, catastro*he of %hich a,most a,, the %or,d
is sti,, i+norant" 5ou are no% informed" !ut of
the u,, (ou can >no% nothin+"#
1amres) ha&in+ ,istened %ith res*ect) said.
$The Eterna,) O i,,ustrious %itch re&ea,s and
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concea,s %hat he thin>s *ro*er" A,, these anima,s
%ho) to+ether %ith (ou) are intrusted %ith the
custod( of the %hite u,,) are on,( >no%n to (our
+enerous and a+reea,e nation) %hich is itse,f un8
>no%n to a,most a,, the %or,d" The mirac,es %hich
(ou and (ours) I and mine) ha&e *erformed)
sha,, one da( e a +reat suJect of dout and scan8
da, to inGuisiti&e *hi,oso*hers" !ut ha**i,( these
mirac,es sha,, nd e,ief %ith the de&out sa+es) %ho
sha,, *ro&e sumissi&e to the en,i+htened in one
corner of the %or,dH and this is a,, that is neces8
sar("#
As he s*o>e these %ords the *rincess *u,,ed him
( the s,ee&e) and said to him .
#1amres) %i,, (ou not u( m( u,,#
@=@ The White !u,,"
The ma+ician) *,un+ed into a dee* re&erie) made
no re*,() and Amasidia *oured forth her tears"
She then addressed herse,f to the o,d %oman"
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#1( +ood %oman)# said she) #I conJure (ou) (
a,, (ou ho,d most dear in the %or,d) ( (our father)
( (our mother) ( (our nurse) %ho are certain,(
sti,, a,i&e) to se,, me not on,( (our u,,) ut ,i>e8
%ise (our *i+eon) %hich seems &er( much attached
to him"#
#As for the other anima,s) I do not %ant themH
ut I sha,, catch the &a*ors if (ou do not se,, me
this charmin+ u,,) %ho %i,, e a,, the ha**iness of
m( ,ife"#
The o,d %oman res*ectfu,,( >issed the frin+e of
her +au2e roe) and re*,ied.
#Princess) m( u,, is not to e so,d" 5our i,,us8
trious ma+ician is acGuainted %ith this" A,, that
I can do for (our ser&ice is to *ermit him to feed
e&er( da( near (our *a,ace" 5ou ma( caress him)
+i&e him iscuits) and ma>e him dance aout at
(our *,easureH ut he must a,%a(s e under the
e(es of a,, these anima,s %ho accom*an( me) and
%ho are char+ed %ith the >ee*in+ of him" If he
does not endea&or to esca*e from them) the( %i,,
*ro&e *eacea,eH ut if he attem*t once more to
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rea> his chain) as he did u*on seein+ (ou) %oe
e unto him" I %ou,d not then ans%er for his ,ife"
This ,ar+e sh) %hich (ou see) %i,, certain,( s%a,8
,o% him) and >ee* him ,on+er than three da(s in
The White !u,," @=:
his e,,(H or this ser*ent) %ho a**ears to (ou so
mi,d) %i,, +i&e him a morta, stin+"#
The %hite u,,) %ho understood *erfect,( the o,d
%oman$s con&ersation) ut %as una,e to s*ea>)
hum,( acce*ted a,, the *ro*osa,s" 'e ,aid himse,f
do%n at her feetH he ,o%ed soft,(H and) ,oo>in+
tender,( at Amasidia) seemed to sa( to her.
#Come and see me sometimes) u*on the ,a%n"#
The ser*ent no% too> u* the con&ersation .
#Princess)# said he) #I ad&ise (ou to act im8
*,icit,( as mademoise,,e of Endor has to,d (ou"#
The she8ass ,i>e%ise *ut in her %ord) and %as of
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the o*inion of the ser*ent"
Amasidia %as aicted that this ser*ent and this
ass shou,d s*ea> so %e,,H %hi,e a eautifu, u,,)
%ho had such no,e and tender sentiments) %as un8
a,e to e?*ress them"
#A,as # said she) in a ,o% &oice) #nothin+ is more
common at court" One sees there e&er( da( ne
,ords %ho cannot con&erse) and contem*ti,e
%retches %ho s*ea> %ith assurance"#
#This ser*ent)# said 1amres) #is not a con8
tem*ti,e %retch" 'e is *erha*s the *ersona+e of
the +reatest im*ortance"#
The da( no% dec,ined) and the *rincess %as
o,i+ed to return home) after ha&in+ *romised to
come ac> ne?t da( at the same hour" 'er ,adies
of the *a,ace %ere astonished) and understood noth8
in+ of %hat the( had seen or heard" 1amres made
;= The White !u,,"
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reMections" The *rincess) reco,,ectin+ that the ser8
*ent ca,,ed the o,d %oman 1iss) conc,uded at ran8
dom that she %as sti,, unmarried) and fe,t some
aiction that such %as a,so her o%n condition"
Res*ecta,e aiction %hich she concea,ed) ho%8
e&er) %ith as much care as the name of her ,o&er"
C'APTER III"
'OW T'E !EA0TIF0L A1ASIDIA 'AD A SECRET CON8
VERSATION WIT' A !EA0TIF0L SERPENT"
The eautifu, *rincess recommended secrec( to
her ,adies %ith re+ard to %hat the( had seen" The(
a,, *romised it) and >e*t their *romise for a %ho,e
da("
We ma( e,ie&e that Amasidia s,e*t ,itt,e that
ni+ht" An ine?*,ica,e charm continua,,( reca,,ed
the idea of her eautifu, u,," As soon) therefore)
as she %as at freedom %ith her %ise 1amres) she
said to him.
#O sa+e) this anima, turns m( head"#
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#'e em*,o(s mine &er( much)# said 1amres"
#I see *,ain,( that this o&ine is &er( much su8
*erior to those of his s*ecies" I see that there is
a +reat m(ster() and I sus*ect a fata, e&ent" 5our
father Amasis is sus*icious and &io,entH and this
aair reGuires that (ou conduct (ourse,f %ith the
+reatest *recaution"#
#Ah# said the *rincess) #I ha&e too much cu8
The White !u,," @=B
riosit( to e *rudent" It is the on,( sentiment
%hich can unite in m( heart %itE that %hich *re(s
u*on me on account of the ,o&er I ha&e ,ost" 1a(
I not >no% %ho this %hite u,, is that +i&es me
such stran+e disGuiet#
1amres re*,ied.
#I ha&e a,read( confessed to (ou) fran>,() that m(
>no%,ed+e dec,ines in *ro*ortion as m( a+e ad8
&ances) ut I mista>e much if the ser*ent is not
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informed of %hat (ou are so &er( desirous of
>no%in+" 'e does not %ant sense" 'e e?*resses
himse,f %ith *ro*riet(" 'e has een ,on+ accus8
tomed to interfere in the aairs of the ,adies"#
#Ah undouted,()# said Amasidia) #this is the
eautifu, ser*ent of E+(*t) %ho) ( ?in+ his tai,
into his mouth) ecomes the em,em of eternit(H
%ho en,i+htens the %or,d %hen he o*ens his e(es)
and dar>ens it %hen he shuts them#
#No) 1iss"#
#It is then the ser*ent of Escu,a*ius #
#Sti,, ,ess"#
#It is *erha*s /u*iter under the +ure of a ser8
*ent#
#Not at a,,"#
#Ah) no% I see) I see" It is the rod %hich (ou
former,( chan+ed into a sea ser*ent #
#No) indeed) it is notH ut a,, these ser*ents are
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of the same fami,(" This one has a &er( hi+h char8
acter in his o%n countr(" 'e *asses there for the
most e?traordinar( ser*ent that %as e&er seen) Ad8
ao4 The White !u,,"
dress (ourse,f to him" 'o%e&er) I %arn (ou it is
a dan+erous underta>in+" Were I in (our *,ace
I %ou,d hard,( trou,e m(se,f either %ith the u,,)
the she8ass) the he8+oat) the ser*ent) the sh) the
ra&en) or the *i+eon" !ut *assion hurries (ou on)
and a,, I can do is to *it( (ou) and trem,e"#
The *rincess conJured him to *rocure her a
tete8a8tete %ith the ser*ent" 1amres) %ho %as
o,i+in+) consented) and) ma>in+ *rofound reMec8
tions) he %ent and communicated to the %itch in
so insinuatin+ a manner the %him of the *rincess)
that the o,d %oman to,d him Amasidia mi+ht ,a(
her commands u*on herH that the ser*ent %as *er8
fect,( %e,,8red) and so *o,ite to the ,adies that he
%ished for nothin+ more than to o,i+e them) and
%ou,d not fai, to >ee* the *rincess$ a**ointment"
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The ancient ma+ician returned to inform the
*rincess of this +ood ne%s) ut he sti,, dreaded
some misfortune) and made reMections"
#5ou desire to s*ea> %ith the ser*ent) made8
moise,,e" This (ou ma( accom*,ish %hene&er
(our hi+hness thin>s *ro*er" !ut rememer (ou
must Matter him) for e&er( anima, has a +reat dea,
of se,f8,o&e) and the ser*ent in *articu,ar" It is
said he %as former,( dri&en out of hea&en for e?8
cessi&e *ride"#
#I ha&e ne&er heard of it)# re*,ied the *rincess"
#I e,ie&e it)# said the o,d man"
'e then informed her of a,, the re*orts %hich
had een s*read aout this famous ser*ent"
The White !u,," @=
#!ut) m( dear *rincess) %hate&er sin+u,ar ad8
&entures ma( ha&e ha**ened to him) (ou ne&er can
e?tort these secrets from him ut ( Matter(" 'a&8
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in+ former,( decei&ed %omen) it is eGuita,e that
a %oman in her turn shou,d decei&e him"#
#I %i,, do m( utmost)# said the *rincess) and
de*arted %ith her maids of honor" The o,d %oman
%as feedin+ the u,, at a considera,e distance"
1amres ,eft Amasidia to herse,f) and %ent and
discoursed %ith the %itch" One ,ad( of honor
chatted %ith the she8ass) the others amused them8
se,&es %ith the +oat) the do+) the ra&en) and the
*i+eon" As for the ,ar+e sh that fri+htened e&er(8
od() he *,un+ed himse,f into the Ni,e ( order of
the o,d %oman"
The ser*ent then attended the eautifu, Ama8
sidia into the +ro&e) %here the( had the fo,,o%in+
con&ersation .
SERPENT" 5ou cannot ima+ine) mademoise,,e)
ho% much I am Mattered %ith the honor %hich
(our hi+hness dei+ns to confer u*on me"
PRINCESS" 5our +reat re*utation) sir) the eau8
t( of (our countenance) and the ri,,ianc( of (our
e(es ha&e emo,dened me to see> for this con&er8
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sation" I >no% ( *u,ic re*ort if it e not fa,se6
that (ou %ere former,( a &er( +reat ,ord in the
em*(rean hea&en"
SERPENT" It is true) 1iss) I had there a &er(
distin+uished *,ace" It is *retended I am a dis8
+raced fa&orite" This is a re*ort %hich once %ent
,oS The White !u,,"
aroad in India" The !rahmins %ere the rst %ho
+a&e a histor( of m( ad&entures" And I dout
not ut one da( or other the *oets of the North %i,,
ma>e them the suJect of an e?tra&a+ant e*ic *oem)
for in truth it is a,, that can e made of them" 5et
I am not so much fa,,en ut that I ha&e ,eft in this
+,oe a &er( e?tensi&e dominion" I mi+ht &enture
to assert that the %ho,e earth e,on+s to me"
PRINCESS" I e,ie&e it) for the( te,, me that (our
*o%ers of *ersuasion are irresisti,e) and to *,ease
is to rei+n"
SERPENT" I fee,) mademoise,,e) %hi,e I eho,d
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and ,isten to (ou) that (ou ha&e o&er me the same
*o%er %hich (ou ascrie to me o&er so man( oth8
ers"
PRINCESS" 5ou are) I e,ie&e) an amia,e con8
Gueror" It is said that (our conGuests amon+ the
fair se? ha&e een numerous) and that (ou e+an
%ith our common mother) %hose name I ha&e un8
fortunate,( for+otten"
SERPENT" The( do me inJustice" She honored
me %ith her condence) and I +a&e her the est
ad&ice" I desired that she and her husand shou,d
eat hearti,( of the fruit of the tree of >no%,ed+e"
I ima+ined in doin+ this that I shou,d *,ease the
Ru,er of a,, thin+s" It seemed to me that a tree so
necessar( to the human race %as not *,anted to e
entire,( use,ess" Wou,d the Su*reme !ein+ ha&e
%ished to ha&e een ser&ed ( foo,s and idiots
Is not the mind formed for the acGuisition of >no%,8
The White !u,," @=<
ed+e and for im*ro&ement Is not the >no%,ed+e
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of +ood and e&i, necessar( for doin+ the one and
a&oidin+ the other I certain,( merited their
than>s"
PRINCESS" 5et the( te,, me that (ou ha&e suf8
fered for it" Proa,( it is since this *eriod that
so man( ministers ha&e een *unished for +i&in+
+ood ad&ice) and so man( rea, *hi,oso*hers and
men of +enius *ersecuted for their %ritin+s that
%ere usefu, to man>ind"
SERPENT" It is m( enemies %ho ha&e to,d (ou
these stories" The( sa( that I am out of fa&or at
court" !ut a *roof that m( inMuence there has not
dec,ined is their o%n confession that I entered into
the counci, %hen it %as in a+itation to tr( the +ood
man /oH and I %as a+ain ca,,ed u*on %hen the
reso,ution %as ta>en to decei&e a certain *ett(
>in+ ca,,ed Aha" I a,one %as char+ed %ith this
honora,e commission"
PRINCESS" Ah) sir I do not e,ie&e that (ou
are formed to decei&e" !ut since (ou are a,%a(s
in the ministr() ma( I e+ a fa&or of (ou I ho*e
so amia,e a ,ord %i,, not den( me"
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SERPENT" 1ademoise,,e) (our reGuests are
,a%s H name (our commands"
PRINCESS" I entreat that (ou %i,, te,, me %ho
this %hite u,, is) for %hom I fee, such e?traordi8
nar( sentiments) %hich oth aect and a,arm me"
I am to,d that (ou %ou,d dei+n to inform me"
SERPENT" Curiosit( is necessar( to human na8
Vo," @ ;
@io The White !u,,"
ture) and es*ecia,,( to (our amia,e se?" Without
it the( %ou,d ,i&e in the most shamefu, i+norance"
I ha&e a,%a(s satised) as far as ,a( in m( *o%er)
the curiosit( of the ,adies" I am accused) indeed) of
usin+ this com*,aisance on,( to &e? the Ru,er of the
%or,d" I s%ear to (ou that I cou,d *ro*ose nothin+
more a+reea,e to m(se,f than to oe( (ouH ut
the o,d %oman must ha&e informed (ou that the
re&ea,in+ of this secret %i,, e attended %ith some
dan+er to (ou"
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PRINCESS" Ah it is that %hich ma>es me sti,,
more curious"
SERPENT" In this I disco&er the se? to %hom I
ha&e former,( done ser&ice"
PRINCESS" If (ou *ossess an( fee,in+H if ra8
tiona, ein+s shou,d mutua,,( assist each otherH if
(ou ha&e com*assion for an unfortunate creature)
do not refuse m( reGuest"
SERPENT" 5ou aect me" I must satisf( (ouH
ut do not interru*t me"
PRINCESS" I *romise (ou I %i,, not"
SERPENT" There %as a (oun+ >in+) eautifu,)
charmin+) in ,o&e) e,o&ed
PRINCESS" A (oun+ >in+ eautifu,) charmin+)
in ,o&e) e,o&ed And ( %hom And %ho %as
this >in+ 'o% o,d %as he What has ecome of
him Where is his >in+dom What is his name
SERPENT" See) I ha&e scarce e+un) and (ou
ha&e a,read( interru*ted me" Ta>e care" If (ou
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The White !u,," @;;
ha&e not more command o&er (ourse,f) (ou are
undone"
PRINCESS" Ah) *ardon me) sir" I %i,, not re*eat
m( indiscretion" o on) I eseech (ou"
SERPENT" This +reat >in+) the most &a,iant of
men) &ictorious %here&er he carried his arms) often
dreamed %hen as,ee*) and for+ot his dreams %hen
a%a>e" 'e %anted his ma+icians to rememer
and inform him %hat he had dreamed) other%ise he
dec,ared he %ou,d han+ them H for that nothin+ %as
more eGuita,e" It is no% near,( se&en (ears since he
dreamed a ne dream) %hich he entire,( for+ot %hen
he a%o>e H and a (oun+ /e%) fu,, of e?*erience) ha&8
in+ re&ea,ed it to him) this amia,e >in+ %as imme8
diate,( chan+ed into an o? for
PRINCESS" Ah it is m( dear Ne
She cou,d not nishH she fainted a%a(" 1am8
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res) %ho ,istened at a distance) sa% her fa,,) and
e,ie&ed her dead"
C'APTER IV"
'OW T'E5 WANTED TO SACRIFICE T'E !0LL AND
E9ORCISE T'E PRINCESS"
1amres runs to her) %ee*in+" The ser*ent is
aected" 'e) a,as) cannot %ee*) ut he hisses in
a mournfu, tone" 'e cries out) #She is dead"# The
ass re*eats) #She is dead"# The ra&en te,,s it o&er
@;@ The White !u,,"
a+ain" A,, the other anima,s a**eared aicted
e?ce*t the sh of /onah) %hich has a,%a(s een
merci,ess" The ,ad( of honor) the ,adies of the court)
arri&e and tear their hair" The %hite u,,) %ho fed
at a distance and heard their cries) ran to the +ro&e)
dra++in+ the o,d %oman after him) %hi,e his ,oud
e,,o%in+s made the nei+horin+ echoes resound"
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To no *ur*ose did the ,adies *our u*on the e?8
*irin+ Amasidia their ott,es of rose8%ater) of *in>)
of m(rt,e) of en2oin) of a,m of i,ead) of amo8
mum) of +i,,(Mo%er) of nutme+) of amer+ris" She
had not as (et +i&en the sma,,est si+ns of ,ife" !ut
as soon as she *ercei&ed that the eautifu, %hite
u,, %as eside her she came to herse,f) more
,oomin+) more eautifu, and ,i&e,( than e&er" A
thousand times did she >iss this charmin+ anima,)
%ho ,an+uishin+,( ,eaned his head on her sno%(
osom" She ca,,ed him) #1( master) m( >in+) m(
dear) m( ,ife# She thro%s her fair arms around
his nec>) %hich %as %hiter than the sno%" The ,i+ht
stra% does not adhere more c,ose,( to the8 amer)
the &ine to the e,m) nor the i&( to the oa>" The
s%eet murmur of her si+hs %as heard" 'er e(es
%ere seen) no% s*ar>,in+ %ith a tender Mame) and
no% oscured ( those *recious tears %hich ,o&e
ma>es us shed"
We ma( easi,( Jud+e into %hat astonishment the
,ad( of honor and ,adies of her train %ere thro%n"
As soon as the( entered the *a,ace the( re,ated to
their ,o&ers this e?traordinar( ad&enture) and e&er(
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The White !u,," @;:
one %ith dierent circumstances) %hich increased
its sin+u,arit() and %hich a,%a(s contriutes to the
&ariet( of a,, histories"
No sooner %as Amasis) >in+ of Tanis) informed
of these e&ents) than his ro(a, reast %as inMamed
%ith Just indi+nation" Such %as the %rath of 1i8
nos %hen he understood that his dau+hter Pasi*hse
,a&ished her tender fa&ors u*on the father of the
1inotaur" Thus ra+ed /uno %hen she ehe,d /u*iter
caressin+ the eautifu, co% ,o) dau+hter of the ri&er
Inachus" Fo,,o%in+ the dictates of *assion) the
stern Amasis im*risoned his unha**( dau+hter) the
eautifu, Amasidia) in her chamer) and *,aced o&er
her a +uard of ,ac> eunuchs" 'e then assem,ed
his *ri&( counci,"
The +rand ma+ician *resided there) ut had no
,on+er the same inMuence as former,(" A,, the min8
isters of state conc,uded that this %hite u,, %as
a sorcerer" It %as Guite the contrar(" 'e %as
e%itched" !ut in de,icate aairs the( are a,%a(s
mista>en at court"
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It %as carried ( a +reat maJorit( that the *rin8
cess shou,d e e?orcised) and the o,d %oman and
the u,, sacriced"
The %ise 1amres contradicted not the o*inion
of the >in+ and counci," The ri+ht of e?orcisin+
e,on+ed to him" 'e cou,d de,a( it under some
*,ausi,e *retence" The +od A*is had ,ate,( died
at 1em*his" A +ood o? dies Just ,i>e another o?"
And it %as not a,,o%ed to e?orcise an( *erson in
@; The White !u,,"
E+(*t unti, a ne% o? %as found to re*,ace the
deceased"
It %as decreed in the counci, to %ait unti, the
nomination shou,d e made of a ne% +od at 1em8
*his"
The +ood o,d man) 1amres) *ercei&ed to %hat
dan+er his dear *rincess %as e?*osed" 'e >ne%
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%ho her ,o&er %as" The s(,,a,es Neu ) %hich
had esca*ed her) ,aid o*en the %ho,e m(ster( to the
e(es of this sa+e"
The d(nast( of 1em*his e,on+ed at this time
to the !a(,onians" The( *reser&ed this remainder
of the conGuests the( had +ained under the +reat8
est >in+ of the %or,d) to %hom Amasis %as a morta,
enem(" 1amres had occasion for a,, his %isdom
to conduct himse,f *ro*er,( in the midst of so man(
diQcu,ties" If the >in+ Amasis shou,d disco&er the
,o&er of his dau+hter) her death %ou,d e ine&8
ita,e" 'e had s%orn it" The +reat) the (oun+)
the eautifu, >in+ of %hom she %as enamored) had
dethroned the >in+) her father) and Amasis had
on,( reco&ered his >in+dom aout se&en (ears"
From that time it %as not >no%n %hat had ecome
of the adora,e monarch the conGueror and ido,
of the nations the tender and +enerous ,o&er of
the charmin+ Amasidia" Sacricin+ the %hite u,,
%ou,d ine&ita,( occasion the death of the eautifu,
*rincess"
What cou,d 1amres do in such critica, circum8
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der to *o,ish and rene them"
#Such metamor*hoses must not sur*rise (ou"
5ou >no% that former,( I *erformed more e?8
traordinar( ones" Nothin+ %as at that time more
common than those chan+es %hich at *resent as8
tonish *hi,oso*hers" True histor() %hich %e ha&e
read to+ether) informs us that L(caon) >in+ of Ar8
cadia) %as chan+ed into a %o,fH the eautifu, Ca,8
,isto) his dau+hter) into a ear H ,o) the dau+hter of
Inachus) our &enera,e Isis) into a co%H Da*hne
into a ,aure,H S(rin? into a MuteH the fair Edith)
@i4 The White !u,,"
%ife of Lot the est and most aectionate hus8
and and father e&er >no%n in the %or,d has she
not ecome) in our nei+horhood) a *i,,ar of sa,t)
&er( shar* tasted) %hich has *reser&ed oth her
,i>eness and form) as the +reat men attest %ho ha&e
seen it I %as %itness to this chan+e in m( (outh"
I sa% se&en *o%erfu, cities in the most dr( and
*arched situation in the %or,d) a,, at once trans8
formed into a eautifu, ,a>e" In the ear,( *art of
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m( ,ife the %ho,e %or,d %as fu,, of metamor*hoses"
#In ne) madam) if e?am*,es can soothe (our
+rief) rememer that Venus chan+ed Cerastes into
an o?"#
#I do not >no%)# said the *rincess) #that e?am8
*,es comfort us" If m( ,o&er %ere dead) cou,d I
comfort m(se,f ( the idea that a,, men die#
#5our *ain ma( at ,east e a,,e&iated)# re*,ied
the sa+e H #and since (our ,o&er has ecome an o?)
it is *ossi,e from an o? he ma( ecome a man"
As for me) I shou,d deser&e to e chan+ed into
a ti+er or a crocodi,e if I did not em*,o( the ,itt,e
*o%er I ha&e in the ser&ice of a *rincess %orth(
of the adoration of the %or,dH if I did not ,aor for
the eautifu, Amasidia) %hom I ha&e nursed u*on
m( >nees) and %hom fata, destin( e?*oses to such
rude tria,s"#
The White !u,," @;
C'APTER V"
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'OW T'E WISE 1A1!RES COND0CTED 'I1SELF
WISEL5"
The sa+e 1amres) ha&in+ said e&er(thin+ he
cou,d to comfort the *rincess) ut %ithout succeed8
in+ in so doin+) ran to the o,d %oman"
#1( com*anion)# said he to her) #ours is a
charmin+ *rofession) ut a &er( dan+erous one"
5ou run the ris> of ein+ han+ed) and (our o? of
ein+ urned) dro%ned or de&oured" I don$t
>no% %hat the( %i,, do %ith (our other anima,s)
for) *ro*het as I am) I >no% &er( ,itt,e H ut do (ou
carefu,,( concea, the ser*ent and the sh" Let not
the one sho% his head ao&e %ater) nor the other
&enture out of his ho,e" I %i,, *,ace the o? in one
of m( sta,es in the countr(" 5ou sha,, e there
%ith him) since (ou sa( that (ou are not a,,o%ed
to aandon him" The +ood sca*e+oat ma() u*on
this occasion) ser&e as an e?*iation" We %i,, send
him into the desert ,oaded %ith the sins of a,, the rest"
'e is accustomed to this ceremon() %hich does him
no harm) and e&er( one >no%s that sin is e?*iated
( means of a he8+oat) %ho %a,>s aout for his o%n
amusement" I on,( e+ of (ou to ,end me imme8
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diate,( Toit$s do+) %ho is a &er( s%ift +re(hound H
!a,aam$s ass) %ho runs etter than a dromedar(H
the ra&en and the *i+eon of the ar>) %ho M( %ith
ama2in+ s%iftness" I %ant to send them on an em8
@ ; The White !u,,"
ass( to 1em*his" It is an aair of +reat conse8
Guence"#
The o,d %oman re*,ied to the ma+ician .
#5ou ma( dis*ose as (ou *,ease of Toit$s do+)
of !a,aam$s ass) of the ra&en and the *i+eon of the
ar>) and of the sca*e+oatH ut m( o? cannot enter
into a sta,e" It is said) Danie,) &" @;) that he must
e a,%a(s made fast to an iron chain) e a,%a(s %et
%ith the de% of hea&en) and eat the +rass of the
e,d) and his *ortion e %ith the %i,d easts"
#'e is intrusted to me) and I must oe(" What
%ou,d Danie,) E2e>ie, and /eremiah thin> of me if
I trusted m( o? to an( other than to m(se,f I
see (ou >no% the secret of this e?traordinar( ani8
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ma,) ut I ha&e not to re*roach m(se,f %ith ha&in+
re&ea,ed it to (ou" I am +oin+ to conduct him far
from this *o,,uted ,and) to%ard the ,a>e Siron)
%here he %i,, e she,tered from the crue,ties of
the >in+ of Tanis" 1( sh and m( ser*ent %i,,
defend me" I fear nood( %hen I ser&e m( master"#
#1( +ood %oman)# ans%ered the %ise 1am8
res) #,et the %i,, of od e done Pro&ided I can
nd (our %hite u,, a+ain) the ,a>e Siron) the ,a>e
1ceris) or the ,a>e of Sodom are to me *erfect,( in8
dierent" I %ant to do nothin+ ut +ood to him and
to (ou" !ut %h( ha&e (ou s*o>en to me of Dan8
ie,) E2e>ie,) and /eremiah #
#Ah sir)# ans%ered the o,d %oman) #(ou >no%
as %e,, as I %hat concern the( ha&e in this im*or8
tant aair" !ut I ha&e no time to ,ose" I don$t de8
The White !u,," @;<
sire to e han+ed" I %ant not that m( u,, shou,d
e urned) dro%ned) or de&oured" I +o to the ,a>e
Siron ( Cano*us) %ith m( ser*ent and m( sh"
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Adieu"#
The u,, fo,,o%ed her *ensi&e,() after ha&in+ tes8
tied his +ratitude to the enecent 1amres"
The %ise 1amres %as +reat,( trou,ed" 'e
sa% that Amasis) >in+ of Tanis) distracted ( the
stran+e *assion of his dau+hter for this anima,)
and e,ie&in+ her e%itched) %ou,d *ursue e&er(8
%here the unfortunate u,,) %ho %ou,d infa,,i,( e
urned as a sorcerer in the *u,ic *,ace of Tanis)
or +i&en to the sh of /onah) or e roasted and
ser&ed u* for food" 1amres %anted at a,, e&ents
to sa&e the *rincess from this crue, disaster"
'e %rote a ,etter) in sacred characters) to his
friend) the hi+h *riest of 1em*his) u*on the *a*er
of E+(*t) %hich %as not (et in use" 'ere are the
identica, %ords of this ,etter.
#Li+ht of the %or,d) ,ieutenant of Isis) Osiris)
and 'orus) chief of the circumcised) (ou %hose a,8
tar is Just,( raised ao&e a,, thrones I am in8
formed that (our +od) the o? A*is) is dead" I
ha&e one at (our ser&ice" Come Guic>,( %ith (our
*riests to ac>no%,ed+e) to %orshi* him) and to
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conduct him into the sta,e of (our tem*,e" 1a(
Isis) Osiris) and 'orus >ee* (ou in their ho,( and
%orth( *rotection) and ,i>e%ise the *riests of 1em8
*his in their ho,( care"
#5our aectionate friend) 1amres"#
@@= The White !u,,"
'e made four co*ies of this ,etter) for fear of
accidents) and enc,osed them in cases of the hardest
eon(" Then) ca,,in+ to him his four couriers)
%hom he had destined for this em*,o(ment these
%ere the ass) the do+) the ra&en) and the *i+eon6)
he said to the ass.
#I >no% %ith %hat de,it( (ou ser&ed !a8
,aam) m( rother" Ser&e me as faithfu,,(" There is
not a unicorn %ho eGua,s (ou in s%iftness" o)
m( dear friend) and de,i&er this ,etter to the *erson
himse,f to %hom it is directed) and return"#
The ass ans%ered .
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#Sir) as I ser&ed !a,aam) I %i,, ser&e (ou" I
%i,, +o) and I %i,, return"#
The sa+e *ut the o? of eon( into her mouth)
and she s%ift,( de*arted" 'e then ca,,ed Toit$s
do+"
#Faithfu, do+)# said 1amres) #more s*eed( in
th( course than the nim,e8footed Achi,,es) I >no%
%hat (ou *erformed for Toit) son of Toit) %hen
(ou and the an+e, Ra*hae, accom*anied him from
Nine&eh to Ra+usa) in 1edia) and from Ra+usa to
Nine&eh) and that he rou+ht ac> to his father ten
ta,ents) %hich the s,a&e Toit) the father) had ,ent to
the s,a&e ae,us H for the s,a&es at that time %ere
&er( rich" Carr( this ,etter as it is directed" It is
much more &a,ua,e than ten ta,ents of si,&er"#
The do+ then re*,ied.
#Sir) if I former,( fo,,o%ed the messen+er Ra8
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*hae,) I can %ith eGua, ease e?ecute (our com8
mission"#
1amres *ut the ,etter into his mouth"
'e ne?t s*o>e in the same manner to the *i+8
eon) %ho re*,ied.
#Sir) if I rou+ht ac> a ou+h into the ar>) I
%i,, ,i>e%ise rin+ (ou ac> an ans%er"#
She too> the ,etter in her i,,) and the three mes8
sen+ers %ere out of si+ht in a moment" Then
1amres addressed the ra&en.
#I >no% that (ou fed the +reat *ro*het E,iJah)
%hen he %as concea,ed near the torrent of Cherith)
so much ce,erated in the %or,d" 5ou rou+ht
him e&er( da( +ood read and fat *u,,ets" I on,(
as> of (ou to carr( this ,etter to 1em*his"#
The ra&en ans%ered in these %ords.
#It is true) sir) that I carried e&er( da( a dinner
to the +reat *ro*het E,iJah) the Tishite" I sa%
him mount in a chariot of re dra%n ( er(
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horses) a,thou+h this is not the usua, method of
tra&e,,in+" !ut I a,%a(s too> care to eat ha,f the
dinner m(se,f" I am &er( %e,, *,eased to carr(
(our ,etter) *ro&ided (ou ma>e me certain of t%o
+ood mea,s e&er( da() and that I am *aid mone( in
ad&ance for m( commission"#
1amres) an+r() re*,ied.
#,uttonous and ma,icious creature) I am not
astonished that A*o,,o has made (ou ,ac> as a
mo,e) after ein+ %hite as a s%an) as (ou %ere for8
@@@ The White !u,,"
mer,() efore (ou etra(ed in the *,ains of Thessa,(
the eautifu, Coronis) the unfortunate mother of
Escu,a*ius" Te,, me) did (ou eat ris of eef and
*u,,ets e&er( da( %hen (ou %ere ten %ho,e months
in the ar>#
#Sir)# said the ra&en) #%e had there &er( +ood
cheer" The( ser&ed u* roast meat t%ice a da( to
a,, the fo%,s of m( #s*ecies %ho ,i&e u*on nothin+
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ut Mesh) such as the &u,tures) >ites) ea+,es) u28
2ards) s*arro%8ha%>s) o%,s) terce,s) fa,cons) +reat
o%,s) and an innumera,e cro%d of irds of *re("
The( furnished) %ith the most *,entifu, *rofusion)
the ta,es of the ,ions) ,eo*ards) ti+ers) *anthers)
h(enas) %o,&es) ears) fo?es) *o,ecats) and a,, sorts
of carni&orous Guadru*eds" There %ere in the ar>
ei+ht *ersons of distinction and the on,( ones %ho
%ere then in the %or,d6) continua,,( em*,o(ed in
the care of our ta,e and our %ardroe H Noah and his
%ife) %ho %ere aout si? hundred (ears o,d) their
three sons and their three %i&es" It %as charmin+
to see %ith %hat care) %hat de?terit() %hat c,ean,i8
ness) our ei+ht domestics ser&ed four thousand of
the most ra&enous +uests) %ithout rec>onin+ the
ama2in+ trou,e %hich aout ten or t%e,&e thou8
sand other anima,s reGuired) from the e,e*hant and
the +irae) to the si,> %orm and M(" What aston8
ishes me is) that our *ur&e(or Noah is un>no%n to
a,, the nations of %hom he is the stem) ut I don$t
much mind it" I had a,read( een *resent at a sim8
i,ar entertainment %ith 9esustres) >in+ of Thrace"
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Such thin+s as these ha**en from time to time for
the instruction of ra&ens" In a %ord) I %ant to
ha&e +ood cheer) and to e *aid in read( mone("#
The %ise 1amres too> care not to +i&e his
,etter to such a discontented and a,in+ anima,H
and the( se*arated &er( much dissatised %ith each
other"
!ut it is necessar( to >no% %hat ecame of the
%hite u,,) and not to ,ose si+ht of the o,d %oman
and the ser*ent" 1amres ordered his inte,,i+ent
and faithfu, domestics to fo,,o% themH and as for
himse,f) he ad&anced in a ,itter ( the side of the
Ni,e) a,%a(s ma>in+ reMections"
#'o% is it *ossi,e)# said he to himse,f) #that a
ser*ent shou,d e master of a,most a,, the %or,d) as
he oasts) and as so man( ,earned men ac>no%,8
ed+e) and that he ne&erthe,ess oe(s an o,d %oman
'o% is it) that he is sometimes ca,,ed to the counci,
of the 1ost 'i+h) %hi,e he cree*s u*on earth In
%hat manner can he enter ( his *o%er a,one into
the odies of men) and that so man( men *retend
to dis,od+e him ( means of %ords In short) %h(
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does he *ass %ith a sma,, nei+horin+ *eo*,e for
ha&in+ ruined the human race And ho% is it that
the human race are entire,( i+norant of this I am
o,d) I ha&e studied a,, m( ,ife) ut I see a cro%d of
inconsistencies %hich I cannot reconci,e" I cannot
account for %hat has ha**ened to m(se,f) neither
for the +reat thin+s %hich I ,on+ a+o *erformed)
nor those of %hich I ha&e een %itness" E&er(8
@@ The White !u,,"
thin+ %e,, considered) I e+8in to thin> that this
%or,d susists ( contradictions) rerum concordia
discors) as m( master 3oroaster former,( said"#
Whi,e he %as *,un+ed in this oscure meta8
*h(sica, reasonin+ oscure ,i>e a,, meta*h(sics
a oatman sin+in+ a Jo&ia, son+) made fast a sma,,
oat ( the side of the ri&er) and three +ra&e *er8
sona+es) ha,f c,othed in dirt() tattered +arments)
,anded from itH ut *reser&ed) under the +ar of
*o&ert() the most maJestic and au+ust air" These
stran+ers %ere Danie,) E2e>ie,) and /eremiah"
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C'APTER VI"
'OW 1A1!RES 1ET T'REE PROP'ETS) AND AVE
T'E1 A OOD DINNER"
These three +reat men %ho had the *ro*hetic
,i+ht in their countenance) >ne% the %ise 1amres
to e one of their rethren) ( some mar>s of the
same ,i+ht %hich he had sti,, remainin+) and *ros8
trated themse,&es efore his ,itter" 1amres ,i>e8
%ise >ne% them to e *ro*hets) more ( their un8
couth dress) than ( those +,eams of re %hich
*roceeded from their au+ust heads" 'e conJectured
that the( came to ,earn ne%s of the %hite u,, H and
conductin+ himse,f %ith his usua, *ro*riet() he
a,i+hted from his carria+e and ad&anced a fe% ste*s
to%ards them) %ith di+nied *o,iteness" 'e raised
them u*) caused tents to e erected) and *re*ared a
The White !u,," @@B
dinner) of %hich he ri+ht,( Jud+ed that the *ro*hets
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had &er( +reat need"
'e in&ited the o,d %oman to it) %ho %as on,(
aout &e hundred *aces from them" She acce*ted
the in&itation) and arri&ed ,eadin+ her %hite u,,"
T%o sou*s %ere ser&ed u*) one de !isGue) and the
other a ,a Reine" The rst course consisted of a
car*$s ton+ue *ie) ,i&ers of ee,8*outs) and *i>esH
fo%,s dressed %ith *istachios) *i+eons %ith trues
and o,i&es H t%o (oun+ tur>e(s %ith +ra&( of cra(8
sh) mushrooms) and more,s H and a chi*o,ata" The
second course %as com*osed of *heasants) *ar8
trid+es) Guai,s) and orto,ans) %ith four sa,adsH the
e*er+ne %as in the hi+hest tasteH nothin+ cou,d e
more de,icious than the side dishesH nothin+ more
ri,,iant and more in+enious than the dessert" !ut
the %ise 1amres too> +reat care to ha&e no oi,ed
eef) nor short ris) nor ton+ue) nor *a,ate of an o?)
nor co%$s udder) ,est the unfortunate monarch near
at hand shou,d thin> that the( insu,ted him"
This +reat and unfortunate *rince %as feedin+
near the tent H and ne&er did he fee, in a more crue,
manner the fata, re&o,ution %hich had de*ri&ed him
of his throne for se&en ,on+ (ears"
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#A,as)# said he to himse,f) #this Danie, %ho has
chan+ed me into a u,,) and this sorceress) m(
>ee*er) ma>e the est cheer in the %or,d H %hi,e I)
the so&erei+n of Asia) am reduced to the necessit(
of eatin+ +rass) and drin>in+ %ater"#
When the( had drun> hearti,( of the %ine of
Vo," @;B
@@4 The White !u,,"
En+addi) of Tadmor) and of Shira2) the *ro*hets
and the %itch con&ersed %ith more fran>ness than
at the rst course"
#I must ac>no%,ed+e)# said Danie,) #that I did
not ,i&e so %e,, in the ,ion$s den"#
#What) sir)# said 1amres) #did the( *ut (ou
into a den of ,ions 'o% came (ou not to e
de&oured#
#Sir)# said Danie,) #(ou >no% &er( %e,, that
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,ions ne&er eat *ro*hets"#
#As for me)# said /eremiah) #I ha&e *assed m(
%ho,e ,ife star&in+ of hun+er" This is the on,( da(
I e&er ate a +ood mea, H and %ere I to s*end m( ,ife
o&er a+ain) and had it in m( *o%er to choose m(
condition) I must o%n I %ou,d much rather e com*8
tro,,er8+enera, or isho* of !a(,on) than *ro*het
at /erusa,em"#
E2e>ie, cried) #I %as once ordered to s,ee* three
hundred and ninet( da(s u*on m( ,eft side) and to
eat a,, that time read of %heat) and ar,e() and
eans) and ,enti,s) coo>ed in the stran+est manner"
Sti,, I must o%n that the coo>er( of Sei+neur 1am8
res is much more de,icate" 'o%e&er) the *ro8
*hetic trade has its ad&anta+es) and the *roof is)
that there are man( %ho fo,,o% it"#
After the( had s*o>en thus free,() 1amres en8
tered u*on usiness" 'e as>ed the three *i,+rims
the reason of their Journe( into the dominions of
the >in+ of Tanis" Danie, re*,ied) #That the >in+8
dom of !a(,on had een a,, in a Mame since
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The White !u,," @@
Neuchadne22ar had disa**earedH that accordin+
to the custom of the court) the( had *ersecuted a,,
the *ro*hets) %ho *assed their ,i&es in sometimes
seein+ >in+s hum,ed at their feet) and sometimes
recei&in+ a hundred ,ashes from themH that at
,en+th the( had een o,i+ed to ta>e refu+e in
E+(*t for fear of ein+ star&ed"#
E2e>ie, and /eremiah ,i>e%ise s*o>e a ,on+ time
in such ne terms) that it %as a,most im*ossi,e to
understand them" As for the %itch) she had a,%a(s
a strict e(e o&er her char+e" The sh of /onah con8
tinued in the Ni,e) o**osite to the tent) and the ser8
*ent s*orted u*on the +rass" After drin>in+ coee)
the( too> a %a,> ( the side of the Ni,eH and the
%hite u,,) *ercei&in+ the three *ro*hets) his ene8
mies) e,,o%ed most dreadfu,,() ran furious,( at
them) and +ored them %ith his horns" As *ro*hets
ne&er ha&e an(thin+ ut s>in u*on their ones) he
%ou,d certain,( ha&e run them throu+hH ut the
ru,er of the %or,d) %ho sees a,, and remedies a,,)
chan+ed them immediate,( into ma+*iesH and the(
continued to chatter as efore" The same thin+
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ha**ened since to the PieridesH so much has fa,e
a,%a(s imitated sacred histor("
This incident caused ne% reMections in the mind
of 1amres"
#'ere)# said he) #are three +reat *ro*hets
chan+ed into ma+*ies" This ou+ht to teach us
ne&er to s*ea> too much) and a,%a(s to oser&e a
suita,e discretion"#
@@ The White !u,,"
'e conc,uded that %isdom %as etter than e,o8
Guence) and thou+ht *rofound,( as usua,H %hen a
+reat and terri,e s*ectac,e *resented itse,f to his
e(es"
C'APTER VII"
'OW KIN A1ASIS WANTED TO IVE T'E W'ITE !0LL
TO !E DEVO0RED !5 T'E FIS' OF /ONA') AND DID
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NOT DO IT"
C,ouds of dust Moated from south to north" The
noise of drums) fes) *sa,teries) har*s) and sac>uts
%as heard" Se&era, sGuadrons and atta,ions ad8
&anced) and Amasis) >in+ of Tanis) %as at their
head u*on an Araian horse ca*arisoned %ith scar,et
tra**in+s emroidered %ith +o,d" The hera,ds *ro8
c,aimed that the( shou,d sei2e the %hite u,,) ind
him) and thro% him into the Ni,e) to e de&oured
( the sh of /onah H #for the >in+ our ,ord) %ho is
Just) %ants to re&en+e himse,f u*on the %hite u,,)
%ho has e%itched his dau+hter"#
The +ood o,d man 1amres made more reMections
than e&er" 'e sa% &er( *,ain,( that the ma,icious
ra&en had to,d a,, to the >in+) and that the *rincess
ran a +reat ris> of ein+ eheaded"
#1( dear friend)# said he to the ser*ent) #+o
Guic>,( and comfort the fair Amasidia) m( foster
dau+hter" !id her fear nothin+ %hate&er ma( ha*8
*en) and te,, her stories to a,,e&iate her inGuietude H
for stories a,%a(s amuse the ,adies) and it is on,(
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The White !u,," @@<
( interestin+ them that one can succeed in the
%or,d"#
1amres ne?t *rostrated himse,f efore Amasis)
>in+ of Tanis) and thus addressed him .
#O >in+) ,i&e fore&er The %hite u,, shou,d
certain,( e sacriced) for (our maJest( is a,%a(s
in the ri+ht H ut the ru,er of the %or,d has said this
u,, must not e s%a,,o%ed u* ( the sh of /onah ti,,
1em*his sha,, ha&e found a +od to su**,( the *,ace
of him %ho is dead" Then thou sha,t e re&en+ed)
and th( dau+hter e?orcised) for she is *ossessed"
5our *iet( is too +reat not to oe( the commands
of the ru,er of the uni&erse"#
Amasis) >in+ of Tanis) remained for some time
si,ent and in dee* thou+ht"
#The +od A*is)# said he) at ,en+th) #is dead od
rest his sou, When do (ou thin> another o? %i,,
e found to rei+n o&er the fruitfu, E+(*t#
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#Sire)# re*,ied 1amres) #I as> ut ei+ht da(s"#
#I +rant them to (ou)# re*,ied the >in+) %ho %as
&er( re,i+ious) #and I %i,, remain here the ei+ht
da(s" At the e?*iration of that time I %i,, sacrice
the enem( of m( dau+hter"#
Amasis immediate,( ordered that his tents) coo>s)
and musicians shou,d e rou+ht) and remained
here ei+ht da(s) as it is re,ated in 1anethon"
The o,d %oman %as in des*air that the u,, she
had in char+e had ut ei+ht da(s to ,i&e" She
raised *hantoms e&er( ni+ht) in order to dissuade
the >in+ from his crue, reso,ution H ut Amasis for8
@:= The White !u,,"
+ot in the mornin+ the *hantoms he had seen in
the ni+htH simi,ar to Neuchadne22ar) %ho had
a,%a(s for+otten his dreams"
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C'APTER VIII"
'OW T'E SERPENT TOLD STORIES TO T'E PRINCESS
TO CO1FORT 'ER"
1ean%hi,e the ser*ent to,d stories to the fair
Amasidia to soothe her" 'e re,ated to her ho% he
had former,( cured a %ho,e nation of the ite of
certain ,itt,e ser*ents) on,( ( sho%in+ himse,f at
the end of a sta Num" ??" <6" 'e informed her
of the conGuests of a hero %ho made a charmin+
contrast %ith Am*hion) architect of Thees" Am8
*hion assem,ed he%n stones ( the sound of his
&io,in" To ui,d a cit( he had on,( to *,a( a ri+a8
doon rnd a minuetH ut the other hero destro(ed
them ( the sound of rams$ horns" 'e e?ecuted
thirt(8one *o%erfu, >in+s in a countr( of four
,ea+ues in ,en+th and four in readth" 'e made
stones rain do%n from hea&en u*on a atta,ion of
routed AmoritesH and ha&in+ thus e?terminated
them) he sto**ed the sun and moon at noonda( e8
t%een ieon and AJa,on) in the road to !eth8'oron)
to e?terminate them sti,, more) after the e?am*,e of
!acchus) %ho had sto**ed the sun and the moon in
his Journe( to the Indies"
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The White !u,," @:;
The *rudence %hich e&er( ser*ent ou+ht to
ha&e did not a,,o% him to te,, the fair Amasidia of
the *o%erfu, /e*hthah) %ho made a &o% and e8
headed his dau+hter ecause he had +ained a at8
t,e" This %ou,d ha&e struc> terror into the mind
of the fair *rincess" !ut he re,ated to her the ad8
&entures of the +reat Samson) %ho >i,,ed a thou8
sand Phi,istines %ith the Ja%one of an ass) %ho
tied to+ether three hundred fo?es ( the tai,) and
%ho fe,, into the snares of a ,ad() ,ess eautifu,) ,ess
tender) and ,ess faithfu, than the charmin+
Amasidia"
'e re,ated to her the stor( of the unfortunate
Sechem and Dinah) as %e,, as the more ce,erated
ad&entures of Ruth and !oa2H those of /udah and
TamarH those e&en of Lot$s t%o dau+htersH those
of Araham and /aco$s ser&ant maidsH those of
Reuen and !i,hahH those of Da&id and !ath8
sheaH and those of the +reat Kin+ So,omon" In
short) e&er(thin+ %hich cou,d dissi*ate the +rief of
a fair *rincess"
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C'APTER I9"
'OW T'E SERPENT DID NOT CO1FORT T'E PRINCESS"
#A,, these stories tire me)# said Amasidia) for
she had understandin+ and taste" #The( are +ood
for nothin+ ut to e commented u*on amon+ the
Irish ( that madman Aadie) or amon+ the We,sh
@:@ The White !u,,"
( that *ratt,er d$'oute&i,,e" Stories %hich mi+ht
ha&e amused the +reat8+reat8+reat8+randmother of
m( +randmother a**ear insi*id to me %ho ha&e
een educated ( the %ise 1amres) and %ho ha&e
read #'uman 0nderstandin+)# ( the E+(*tian
*hi,oso*her named Loc>e)- and the #1atron of
E*hesus"# I choose that a stor( shou,d e founded
on *roai,it() and not a,%a(s resem,e a dream" I
desire to nd nothin+ in it tri&ia, or e?tra&a+ant H and
I desire ao&e a,,) that under the a**earance of fa,e
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there ma( a**ear some ,atent truth) o&ious to the
discernin+ e(e) thou+h it esca*e the oser&ation of
the &u,+ar"
#I am %ear( of a sun and of a moon %hich an
o,d e,dam dis*oses of at her *,easure) of moun8
tains %hich dance) of ri&ers %hich return to their
sources) and of dead men %ho rise a+ain H ut I am
ao&e measure dis+usted %hen such insi*id stories
are %ritten in a omastic and uninte,,i+i,e man8
ner" A ,ad( %ho e?*ects to see her ,o&er s%a,,o%ed
u* ( a +reat sh) and %ho is a**rehensi&e of ein+
eheaded ( her o%n father) has need of amuse8
mentH ut suit m( amusement to m( taste"#
#5ou im*ose a diQcu,t tas> u*on me)# re*,ied the
ser*ent" #I cou,d ha&e former,( made (ou *ass a
fe% hours a+reea,( enou+h) ut for some time
*ast I ha&e ,ost oth m( ima+ination and memor("
A,as %hat has ecome of those facu,ties %ith
-The doctrine of metem*s(chosis must e re,ied u*on to
e?*,ain this seemin+ anachronism" E"
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The White !u,," @::
%hich I former,( amused the ,adies Let me tr()
ho%e&er) if I can reco,,ect one mora, ta,e for (our
entertainment"
#Fi&e and t%ent( thousand (ears a+o Kin+
naof and 7ueen Patra rei+ned in Thees %ith its
hundred +ates" Kin+ naof %as &er( handsome)
and 7ueen Patra sti,, more eautifu," !ut their
home %as un,est %ith chi,dren) and no heirs %ere
orn to continue the ro(a, race"
#The memers of the facu,t( of medicine and of
the academ( of sur+er( %rote e?ce,,ent treatises
u*on this suJect" The Gueen %as sent to drin>
minera, %atersH she fasted and *ra(edH she made
ma+nicent *resents to the tem*,e of /u*iter Am8
mon) ut a,, %as to no *ur*ose" At ,en+th a #
#1on Dieu# said the *rincess) #ut I see %here
this ,eads" This stor( is too common) and I must
,i>e%ise te,, (ou that it oends m( modest(" Re,ate
some &er( true and mora, stor() %hich I ha&e ne&er
(et heard) to com*,ete the im*ro&ement of m(
understandin+ and m( heart) as the E+(*tian *ro8
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fessor Linro sa(s"#
#'ere) then) madam)# said the eautifu, ser*ent)
#is one most incontesta,( authentic"
#There %ere three *ro*hets a,, eGua,,( amitious
and discontented %ith their condition" The( had
in common the fo,,( to %ish to e >in+sH for there
is on,( one ste* from the ran> of a *ro*het to that
of a monarch) and man a,%a(s as*ires to the hi+hest
ste* in the ,adder of fortune" In other res*ects
@: The White !u,,"
their inc,inations and their *,easures %ere tota,,(
dierent" The rst *reached admira,( to his as8
sem,ed rethren) %ho a**,auded him ( c,a**in+
their hands) the second %as distracted,( fond of
music) and the third %as a *assionate ,o&er of the
fair se?"
#The an+e, Ithurie, *resented himse,f one da(
to them %hen the( %ere at ta,e discoursin+ on the
s%eets of ro(a,t("
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#The Ru,er of the Wor,d)$ said the an+e, to
them) $sends me to re%ard (our &irtue" Not on,(
sha,, (ou e >in+s) ut (ou sha,, constant,( satisf(
(our ru,in+ *assions" 5ou) rst *ro*het) I ma>e
>in+ of E+(*t) and (ou sha,, continua,,( *reside in
(our counci,) %ho sha,, a**,aud (our e,oGuence and
(our %isdomH and (ou) second *ro*het) I ma>e
>in+ o&er Persia) and (ou sha,, continua,,( hear
most hea&en,( musicH and (ou) third *ro*het) I
ma>e >in+ of India) and I +i&e (ou a charmin+
mistress %ho sha,, ne&er forsa>e (ou"$
#'e to %hose ,ot E+(*t fe,, e+an his rei+n ( as8
sem,in+ his counci,) %hich %as com*osed on,( of
t%o hundred sa+es" 'e made them a ,on+ and e,o8
Guent s*eech) %hich %as &er( much a**,auded) and
the monarch enJo(ed the *,easin+ satisfaction of
into?icatin+ himse,f %ith *raises uncorru*ted (
Matter("
#The counci, for forei+n aairs succeeded to the
*ri&( counci," This %as much more numerous) and
a ne% s*eech recei&ed sti,, +reater encomiums" And
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The White !u,," @:B
it %as the same in the other counci,s" There %as not
a moment of intermission in the *,easures and +,or(
of the *ro*het >in+ of E+(*t" The fame of his e,o8
Guence ,,ed the %or,d"
#The *ro*het >in+ of Persia e+an his rei+n (
an Ita,ian o*era) %hose choruses %ere sun+ (
fteen hundred eunuchs" Their &oices *enetrated
his sou, e&en to the &er( marro% of the ones)
%here it resides" To this o*era succeeded another)
and to the second a third) %ithout interru*tion"
#The >in+ of India shut himse,f u* %ith his mis8
tress) and enJo(ed *erfect *,easure in her societ("
'e considered the necessit( of a,%a(s Matterin+ her
as the hi+hest fe,icit() and *itied the %retched situ8
ation of his t%o rethren) of %hom one %as o,i+ed
a,%a(s to con&ene his counci,) and the other to e
continua,,( at an o*era"
#It ha**ened at the end of a fe% da(s that each
of these >in+s ecame dis+usted %ith his occu*a8
tion) and ehe,d from his %indo% certain %ood8
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cutters %ho came from an a,e8house) and %ho %ere
+oin+ to %or> in a nei+horin+ forest" The(
%a,>ed arm in arm %ith their s%eethearts) %ith
%hom the( %ere ha**(" The >in+s e++ed of the
an+e, Ithurie, that he %ou,d intercede %ith the Ru,er
of the Wor,d) and ma>e them %ood8cutters"#
#I do not >no% %hether the Ru,er of the Wor,d
+ranted their reGuest or not)# interru*ted the tender
Amasidia) #and I do not care much aout it) ut I
>no% &er( %e,, that I shou,d as> for nothin+ of an(
@:4 The White !u,,"
one %ere I %ith m( ,o&er) %ith m( dear NE!0C'AD8
NE33AR #
The &au,ts of the *a,ace resounded this mi+ht(
name" At rst Amasidia had on,( *ronounced
Ne ) after%ards Ne ) then Neu " At ,en+th
*assion hurried her on) and she *ronounced entire
the fata, name) not%ithstandin+ the oath she had
s%orn to the >in+) her father" A,, the ,adies of the
court re*eated Neuchadne22ar) and the ma,icious
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ra&en did not fai, to carr( the tidin+s to the >in+"
The countenance of Amasis) >in+ of Tanis) sun>)
ecause his heart %as trou,ed" And thus it %as
that the ser*ent) the %isest and most sut,e of ani8
ma,s) a,%a(s e+ui,ed the %omen) thin>in+ to do
them ser&ice"
Amasis) in a fur() sent t%e,&e a,+ua2i,s for his
dau+hter" These men are a,%a(s read( to e?ecute
ararous orders) ecause the( are *aid for it"
C'APTER 9"
'OW T'E5 WANTED TO !E'EAD T'E PRINCESS) AND
DID NOT DO IT"
No sooner had the *rincess entered the cam* of
the >in+) than he said to her. #1( dau+hter) (ou
>no% that a,, *rincesses %ho disoe( their fathers
are *ut to death H %ithout %hich it %ou,d e im*os8
si,e that a >in+dom cou,d e %e,, +o&erned" I
char+ed (ou ne&er to mention the name of (our
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The White !u,, @:
,o&er) Neuchadne22ar) m( morta, enem() %ho de8
throned me aout se&en (ears a+o) and disa**eared"
In his *,ace (ou ha&e chosen a %hite u,,) and (ou
ha&e cried Neuchadne22ar" It is Just that I e8
head (ou"#
The *rincess re*,ied. #1( father) th( %i,, e
doneH ut +rant me some time to e%ai, m( sad
fate"#
#That is reasona,e)# said Kin+ AmasisH #and it
is a ru,e esta,ished amon+ the most Judicious *rin8
ces" I +i&e (ou a %ho,e da( to e%ai, (our destin()
since it is (our desire" To8morro%) %hich is the
ei+hth da( of m( encam*ment) I %i,, cause the
%hite u,, to e s%a,,o%ed u* ( the sh) and I
%i,, ehead (ou *recise,( at nine o$c,oc> in the
mornin+"#
The eautifu, Amasidia then %ent forth in sor8
ro%) to e%ai, her father$s crue,t() and %andered
( the side of the Ni,e) accom*anied ( the ,adies
of her train"
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The %ise 1amres *ondered eside her) and
rec>oned the hours and the moments"
#We,, m( dear 1amres)# said she to him)
#(ou ha&e chan+ed the %aters of the Ni,e into
,ood) accordin+ to custom) and cannot (ou chan+e
the heart of Amasis) >in+ of Tanis) m( father Wi,,
(ou suer him to ehead me to8morro%) at nine
o$c,oc> in the mornin+#
#That de*ends)# re*,ied the reMectin+ 1amres)
#u*on the s*eed and di,i+ence of m( couriers)#
@: The White !u,,"
The ne?t da() as soon as the shado%s of the oe8
,is>s and *(ramids mar>ed u*on the +round the
ninth hour of the da() the %hite u,, %as secure,(
ound) to e thro%n to the sh of /onahH and the(
rou+ht to the >in+ his ,ar+e sare"
#A,as a,as# said Neuchadne22ar to himse,f)
#I) a >in+) ha&e een a u,, for near,( se&en (earsH
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and scarce,( ha&e I found the mistress I had ,ost
%hen I am condemned to e de&oured ( a sh"#
Ne&er had the %ise 1amres made such *ro8
found reMectionsH and he %as Guite asored in his
me,ancho,( thou+hts %hen he sa% at a distance a,,
he e?*ected" An innumera,e cro%d dre% ni+h"
Three +ures of Isis) Osiris) and 'orus) Joined to8
+ether) ad&anced) dra%n in a carria+e of +o,d and
*recious stones ( a hundred senators of 1em*his)
*receded ( a hundred +ir,s *,a(in+ u*on the
sacred sistrums" Four thousand *riests) %ith their
heads sha&ed) %ere each mounted u*on a hi**o8
*otamus"
At a +reat distance a**eared %ith the same
*om* the shee* of Thees) the do+ of !uastis) the
cat of Phoee) the crocodi,e of Arsinoe) the +oat
of 1endes) and a,, the inferior +ods of E+(*t) %ho
came to *a( homa+e to the +reat o?) to the mi+ht(
A*is) as *o%erfu, as Isis) Osiris) and 'orus) united
to+ether"
In the midst of the demi8+ods) fort( *riests car8
ried an enormous as>et) ,,ed %ith sacred onions"
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The White !u,," @:<
These %ere) it is true) +ods) ut the( resem,ed
onions &er( much"
On oth sides of this ais,e of +ods) fo,,o%ed (
an innumera,e cro%d of *eo*,e) marched fort(
thousand %arriors) %ith he,mets on their heads)
scimitars u*on their ,eft thi+hs) Gui&ers at their
shou,ders) and o%s in their hands"
A,, the *riests san+ in chorus) %ith a harmon(
%hich ra&ished the sou,) and %hich me,ted it)
#A,as a,as our o? is dead
We$,, ha&e a ner in its stead"#
And at e&er( *ause %as heard the sound of the
sistrums) of c(ma,s) of taors) of *sa,teries) of a+8
*i*es) har*s) and sac>uts"
Amasis) >in+ of Tanis) astonished at this s*ec8
tac,e) eheaded not his dau+hter" 'e sheathed his
scimitar"
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C'APTER 9L
APOT'EOSIS OF T'E W'ITE !0LL TRI01P' OF T'E
WISE 1A1!RES T'E SEVEN 5EARS PROCLAI1ED
!5 DANIEL ARE ACCO1PLIS'ED NE!0C'ADNE38
3AR RES01ES T'E '01AN FOR1) 1ARRIES T'E
!EA0TIF0L A1ASIDIA) AND ASCENDS T'E T'RONE
OF !A!5LON"
#reat >in+)# said 1amres to him) #the order
of thin+s is no% chan+ed" 5our maJest( must set
the e?am*,e" O >in+ Guic>,( unind the %hite
u,,) and e the rst to adore him"#
@= The White !u,,"
Amasis oe(ed) and *rostrated himse,f %ith a,,
his *eo*,e" The hi+h *riest of 1em*his *resented
to the ne% +od A*is the rst handfu, of ha(H the
Princess Amasidia tied to his eautifu, horns fes8
toons of roses) anemones) ranuncu,acese) tu,i*s) *in>s)
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and h(acinths" She too> the ,iert( to >iss him)
ut %ith a *rofound res*ect" The *riests stre%ed
*a,ms and Mo%ers on the road ( %hich the( %ere
to conduct him to 1em*his" And the %ise 1am8
res) sti,, ma>in+ reMections) %his*ered to his friend
the ser*ent.
#Danie, chan+ed this monarch into a u,,) and I
ha&e chan+ed this u,, into a +od#
The( returned to 1em*his in the same order)
and the >in+ of Tanis) in some confusion) fo,,o%ed
the and" 1amres) %ith a serene and di*,omatic
air) %a,>ed ( his side" The o,d %oman came after)
much ama2ed" She %as accom*anied ( the ser8
*ent) the do+) the she8ass) the ra&en) the *i+eon)
and the sca*e8+oat" The +reat sh mounted u* the
Ni,e" Danie,) E2e>ie,) and /eremiah) chan+ed into
ma+*ies) rou+ht u* the rear"
When the( had reached the frontiers of the >in+8
dom) %hich are not far distant) Kin+ Amasis too>
,ea&e of the u,, A*is) and said to his dau+hter.
#1( dau+hter) ,et us return into m( dominions)
that I ma( ehead (ou) as it has een determined
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in m( ro(a, reast) ecause (ou ha&e *ronounced
the name of Neuchadne22ar) m( enem() %ho de8
The White !u,," " @;
throned me se&en (ears a+o" When a father has
s%orn to ehead his dau+hter) he must either fu,,
his oath or sin> into he,, fore&er) and I %i,, not
damn m(se,f out of ,o&e for (ou"#
The fair Princess Amasidia re*,ied to the Kin+
Amasis .
#1( dear father) %hom it *,eases (ou +o and
ehead) ut it sha,, not e me" I am no% in the
territories of Isis) Osiris) 'orus) and A*is" I %i,,
ne&er forsa>e m( eautifu, %hite u,,) and I %i,,
continue to >iss him) ti,, I ha&e seen his a*otheosis
in his sta,e in the ho,( cit( of 1em*his" It is a
%ea>ness *ardona,e in a (oun+ ,ad( of hi+h
irth"#
Scarce had she s*o>en these %ords) %hen the o?
A*is cried out.
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#1( dear Amasidia) I %i,, ,o&e (ou %hi,st I
,i&e#
This %as the rst time that the +od A*is had
een heard to s*ea> durin+ the fort( thousand
(ears that he had een %orshi**ed"
The ser*ent and the she8ass cried out) #The se&en
(ears are accom*,ished# And the three ma+*ies
re*eated) #The se&en (ears are accom*,ished#
A,, the *riests of E+(*t raised their hands to
hea&en"
The +od on a sudden %as seen to ,ose his t%o
hind ,e+s) his t%o fore ,e+s %ere chan+ed into t%o
human ,e+sH t%o %hite muscu,ar arms +re% from
Vo," @ ;4
@@ The White !u,,"
his shou,ders H his taurine &isa+e %as chan+ed to the
face of a charmin+ heroH and he once more ecame
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the most eautifu, of morta,s"
#I choose)# cried he) #rather to e the ,o&er of
the eautifu, Amasidia than a +od" I am NE!08
C'ADNE33AR) KIN OF KINS#
This metamor*hosis astonished a,, the %or,d e?8
ce*t the %ise 1amres" !ut %hat sur*rised no8
od( %as that Neuchadne22ar immediate,( mar8
ried the fair Amasidia in *resence of this assem,("
'e ,eft his father8in8,a% in Guiet *ossession of
the >in+dom of Tanis) and made no,e *ro&ision
for the she8ass) the ser*ent) the do+) the *i+eon)
and e&en for the ra&en) the three ma+*ies) and the
,ar+e shH sho%in+ to a,, the %or,d that he >ne%
ho% to for+i&e as %e,, as to conGuer"
The o,d %oman had a considera,e *ension
*,aced at her dis*osa,"
The sca*e8+oat %as sent for a da( into the %i,d8
erness) that a,, *ast sins mi+ht e e?*iated H and had
after%ards t%e,&e s*ri+ht,( +oats for his com8
*anions"
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The %ise 1amres returned to his *a,ace and
made reMections"
Neuchadne22ar) after ha&in+ emraced the
ma+ician) his enefactor) +o&erned in tranGui,,it(
the >in+doms of 1em*his) !a(,on) Damascus) !a,8
ec) T(re) S(ria) Asia 1inor) Sc(thia) the countries
of Thiras) 1oso>) Tua,) 1adai) o+) 1a+o+)
/a&an) So+diana) Aroriana) the Indies) and the
The White !u,," @:
Is,es H and the *eo*,e of this &ast em*ire cried out
a,oud e&er( mornin+ at the risin+ of the sun .
#Lon+ ,i&e +reat Neuchadne22ar) >in+ of >in+s)
%ho is no ,on+er an o?#
Since %hich time it has een a custom in !a(8
,on) %hen the so&erei+n) decei&ed ( his satra*s)
his ma+icians) treasurers or %i&es) at ,en+th ac8
>no%,ed+es his errors) and amends his conduct) for
a,, the *eo*,e to cr( out at his +ate.
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#Lon+ ,i&e our +reat >in+) %ho is no ,on+er an
o?,#
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS"
C'APTER I"
NATIONAL POVERT5"
An o,d man) %ho is fore&er *it(in+ the *resent
times) and e?to,,in+ the *ast) %as sa(in+ to me.
#Friend) France is not so rich as it %as under
'enr( IV"#
#And %h(#
#!ecause the ,ands are not so %e,, cu,ti&atedH
ecause hands are %antin+ for the cu,ti&ationH and
ecause the da(8,aorer ha&in+ raised the *rice of
his %or>) man( ,and8o%ners ,et their inheritances ,ie
fa,,o%"#
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#Whence comes this scarcit( of hands #
#From this) that %hoe&er nds in himse,f an(8
thin+ of a s*irit of industr() ta>es u* the trade of
emroiderer) chaser) %atchma>er) si,>8%ea&er) at8
torne() or di&ine" It is a,so ecause the re&ocation
of the Edict of Nantes has ,eft a +reat &oid in the
>in+domH ecause nuns and e++ars of a,, >inds
ha&e +reat,( mu,ti*,iedH ecause the *eo*,e in +en8
era, a&oid as much as *ossi,e the hard ,aor of
cu,ti&ation) for %hich %e are orn ( od$s destina8
tion) and %hich %e ha&e rendered i+nominious (
our o%n o*inionsH so &er( %ise are %e
@
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#Another cause of our *o&ert( ,ies in our ne%
%ants" We *a( our nei+hors four mi,,ions of ,i&res
on one artic,e) and &e or si? u*on anotherH such)
for e?am*,e) as a stin>in+ *o%der for stuQn+ u*
our noses) rou+ht from America" Our coee) tea)
choco,ate) cochinea,) indi+o) s*ices) cost us ao&e
si?t( mi,,ions a (ear" A,, these %ere un>no%n to
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us in the rei+n of 'enr( IV") e?ce*t the s*ices)
of %hich) ho%e&er) the consum*tion %as not so
+reat as it is no%" We urn a hundred times more
%a?8,i+hts than %ere urnt then) and +et more than
ha,f of the %a? from forei+n countries) ecause
%e ne+,ect our o%n hi&es" We see a hundred times
more diamonds in the ears) round the nec>s) and on
the hands of our cit( dies of Paris) and other +reat
to%ns) than %ere %orn ( a,, the ,adies of 'enr(
IV"$s court) the Gueen inc,uded" A,most a,, the su8
*erMuities are necessari,( *aid for %ith read( s*ecie"
#Oser&e es*ecia,,( that %e *a( to forei+ners
ao&e fteen mi,,ions of annuities on the 'ote, de
Vi,,e) and that 'enr( IV") on his accession) ha&in+
found t%o mi,,ions of det in a,, on this ima+inar(
hote,) &er( %ise,( *aid o a *art) to ease the state of
this urden"
#Consider that our ci&i, %ars %ere the occasion
of the treasures of 1e?ico ein+ *oured into the
>in+dom) %hen Don Phi,i* e, Discrete too> it into
his head to u( France) and that since that time
our forei+n %ars ha&e eased us of a +ood ha,f of
our mone("
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#These are *art,( the causes of our *o&ert( a
*o&ert( %hich %e hide under &arnished cei,in+s) or
%ith the he,* of our dea,ers in fashion" We are
*oor %ith taste" There are some oQcers of re&enue)
there are contractors or Joers) there are mer8
chants) &er( rich H their chi,dren) their sons8in8,a%)
are a,so &er( richH ut the nation in +enera, is un8
fortunate,( not so"#
This o,d man$s discourse) %e,, or i,, +rounded)
made a dee* im*ression on meH for the curate of
m( *arish) %ho had a,%a(s had a friendshi* for me)
had tau+ht me a ,itt,e of +eometr( and of histor(H
and I e+an to reMect a ,itt,e) %hich is &er( rare in
m( *ro&ince" I do not >no% %hether he %as ri+ht
or not in e&er(thin+) ut ein+ &er( *oor) I cou,d
&er( easi,( e,ie&e that I had a +reat man( com8
*anions in m( miser("
C'APTER II"
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DISASTER OF T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS"
I &er( readi,( ma>e >no%n to the uni&erse that
I ha&e a ,anded estate %hich %ou,d (ie,d me fort(
cro%ns a (ear) %ere it not for the ta? ,aid on it"
There came forth se&era, edicts from certain *er8
sons) %ho) ha&in+ nothin+ etter to do) +o&ern the
state at their reside" The *ream,e of these edicts
%as) #that the ,e+is,ati&e and e?ecuti&e %as orn)
Jure di&ino) the co8*ro*rietor of m( ,and# H and that
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" @
I o%e it at ,east the ha,f of %hat I *ossess" The
enormit( of this ,e+is,ati&e and e?ecuti&e *o%er
made me ,ess m(se,f" What %ou,d it e if that
*o%er %hich *resides o&er #the essentia, order of
societ()# %ere to ta>e the %ho,e of m( ,itt,e estate
The one is sti,, more di&ine than the other"
The com*tro,,er8+enera, >no%s that I used to
*a( in a,, ut t%e,&e ,i&resH that e&en this %as a
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hea&( urden on me) and that I shou,d ha&e sun>
under it) if od had not +i&en me the ta,ent of
ma>in+ %ic>er as>ets) %hich he,*ed to carr( me
throu+h m( tria,s" !ut ho% shou,d I) on a sudden)
e a,e to +i&e the >in+ t%ent( cro%ns
The ne% ministers a,so said in their *ream,e
that it %as not t to ta? an(thin+ ut the ,and) e8
cause e&er(thin+ arises from the ,and) e&en rain
itse,f) and conseGuent,( that nothin+ %as *ro*er,(
,ia,e to ta?ation ut the fruits of the ,and"
Durin+ the ,ast %ar one of their co,,ectors came
to m( house) and demanded of me) for m( Guota)
three measures of corn and a sac> of eans) the
%ho,e %orth t%ent( cro%ns) to maintain the %ar
of %hich I ne&er >ne% the reason) ha&in+ on,(
heard it said that there %as nothin+ to e +ot ( it
for our countr() and a +reat dea, to ,ose" As I had
not at that time either corn) or eans) or mone()
the ,e+is,ati&e and e?ecuti&e *o%er had me dra++ed
to *rison H and the %ar %ent on as %e,, as it cou,d"
On m( re,ease from the dun+eon) ein+ nothin+
ut s>in and one) %hom shou,d I meet ut a Jo,,(
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fresh8co,ored man in a coach and si? 'e had si?
footmen) to each of %hom he +a&e for his %a+es
more than the dou,e of m( re&enue" 'is head
ste%ard) %ho) ( the %a() ,oo>ed in as +ood *,i+ht
as himse,f) had of him a sa,ar( of t%o thousand
,i&res) and roed him e&er( (ear of t%ent( thou8
sand more" 'is mistress had in si? months stood
him in fort( thousand cro%ns" I had former,(
>no%n him %hen he %as ,ess %e,,8to8do than m(8
se,f" 'e o%ned) ( %a( of comfort to me) that he
enJo(ed four hundred thousand ,i&res a (ear"
#I su**ose) then)# said I) #that (ou *a( out of
this income t%o hundred thousand to the state) to
he,* to su**ort that ad&anta+eous %ar %e are car8
r(in+ on) since I) %ho ha&e ut Just a hundred and
t%ent( ,i&res a (ear) am o,i+ed to *a( ha,f of
them"#
#I# said he) #I contriute to the %ants of the
state 5ou are sure,( Jestin+) m( friend" I ha&e
inherited from an unc,e his fortune of ei+ht mi,,ions)
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%hich he +ot at Cadi2 and at SuratH I ha&e not a
foot of ,and H m( estate ,ies in +o&ernment contracts
and in the funds" I o%e the state nothin+" It is for
(ou to +i&e ha,f of (our sustance (ou %ho are
a *ro*rietor of ,and" Do (ou not see that if the
minister of the re&enue %ere to reGuire an(thin+ of
me in aid of our countr() he %ou,d e a ,oc>head
that cou,d not ca,cu,ate for e&er(thin+ is the
*roduce of the ,and" 1one( and the *a*er currenc(
are nothin+ ut *,ed+es of e?chan+e" """ If)
I
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" @<
after ha&in+ ,aid the so,e ta?) the ta? that is to su*8
*,( the *,ace of a,, others) on those commodities)
the +o&ernment %ere to as> mone( of me) do (ou
not see that this %ou,d e a dou,e ,oad that it
%ou,d e as>in+ the same thin+ t%ice o&er 1(
unc,e so,d at Cadi2 to the amount of t%o mi,,ions of
(our corn) and of t%o mi,,ions of stus made of
(our %oo, H u*on these t%o artic,es he +ained ;==
*er cent" 5ou must easi,( thin> that this *rot
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came out of ,ands a,read( ta?ed" What m( unc,e
ou+ht for ten *ence of (ou) he so,d a+ain for ao&e
ft( ,i&res at 1e?icoH and thus he made a shift to
return to his o%n countr( %ith ei+ht mi,,ions c,ear"
#5ou must e sensi,e) then) that it %ou,d e a
horrid inJustice to re8demand of him a fe% farthin+s
on the ten *ence he *aid (ou" If t%ent( ne*he%s
,i>e me) %hose unc,es had +ained each ei+ht mi,8
,ions at !uenos A(res) at Lima) at Surat) or at
Pondicherr() %ere) in the ur+ent necessities of the
state) each to ,end to it on,( t%o hundred thousand
,i&res) that %ou,d *roduce four mi,,ions" !ut %hat
horror %ou,d that e Pa( then thou) m( friend)
%ho enJo(s Guiet,( the neat and c,ear re&enue of
fort( cro%ns H ser&e th( countr( %e,,) and come no%
and then to dine %ith m( ser&ants in ,i&er("#
This *,ausi,e discourse made me reMect a +ood
dea,) ut I cannot sa( it much comforted me"
@B= The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns"
C'APTER III"
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CONVERSATION WIT' A EO1ETRICIAN"
It sometimes ha**ens that a man has no ans%er
to ma>e) and (et is not *ersuaded" 'e is o&er8
thro%n %ithout the fee,in+ of ein+ con&inced" 'e
fee,s at the ottom of his heart a scru*,e) a re*u+8
nance) %hich hinders him from e,ie&in+ %hat has
een *ro&ed to him" A +eometrician demonstrates
to (ou that et%een a circ,e and a tan+ent (ou
ma( thread a numer of cur&es) and (et cannot +et
one strai+ht ,ine to *ass" 5our e(es) (our reason)
te,, (ou the contrar(" The +eometrician +ra&e,(
ans%ers (ou that it is an innitesima, of the second
order" 5ou stare in stu*id si,ence and Guit the
e,d a,, astonished) %ithout ha&in+ an( c,ear idea)
%ithout com*rehendin+ an(thin+) and %ithout ha&8
in+ an( re*,( to ma>e"
Consu,t ut a +eometrician of more candor) and
he e?*,ains the m(ster( to (ou"
#We su**ose)# sa(s he) #%hat cannot e in
nature) ,ines %hich ha&e ,en+th %ithout readth"
Natura,,( and *hi,oso*hica,,( s*ea>in+) it is im*os8
si,e for one rea, ,ine to *enetrate another" No
cur&e) nor no ri+ht ,ine) can *ass et%een t%o rea,
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,ines that touch one another" These theorems that
*u22,e (ou are ut s*orts of the ima+ination) idea,
chimeras) %hereas true +eometr( is the art of meas8
urin+ thin+s actua,,( e?istent"#
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" @B;
I %as *erfect,( %e,, satised %ith the confession
of the sensi,e mathematician) and) %ith a,, m( mis8
fortune) cou,d not he,* ,au+hin+ on ,earnin+ that
there %as a Guac>er( e&en in that science %hich is
ca,,ed the su,ime science" 1( +eometrician %as a
>ind of *hi,oso*hica, *atriot) %ho had dei+ned to
chat %ith me sometimes in m( cotta+e" I said
to him .
#Sir) (ou ha&e tried to en,i+hten the coc>ne(s of
Paris on a *oint of the +reatest concern to man8
>ind . that of the duration of human ,ife" It is to
(ou a,one that the ministr( o%es its >no%,ed+e of
the due rate of annuities for ,i&es) accordin+ to dif8
ferent a+es" 5ou ha&e *ro*osed to furnish the
houses in to%n %ith %hat %ater the( ma( %ant) and
to de,i&er us at ,en+th from the shame and ridicu,e of
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hearin+ %ater cried aout the streets) and of seein+
%omen enc,osed %ithin an o,on+ hoo*) carr(in+
t%o *ai,s of %ater) oth to+ether of aout thirt(
*ounds %ei+ht) u* to a fourth stor(" !e so +ood)
in the name of friendshi*) to te,, me ho% man(
t%o8handed i*eds there ma( e in France#
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" It is assumed that there
ma( e aout t%ent( mi,,ions) and I am %i,,in+ to
ado*t this ca,cu,ation as the most *rota,e) ti,, it
can e &eried) %hich it %ou,d e &er( eas( to do)
and %hich) ho%e&er) has not hitherto een done)
ecause one does not a,%a(s thin> of e&er(thin+"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" 'o% man( acres)
thin> (ou) the %ho,e territor( of France contains
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T'E EO1ETRICIAN" One hundred and thirt(
mi,,ions) of %hich a,most ha,f is in roads) in to%ns)
&i,,a+es) moors) heaths) marshes) sands) arren
,ands) use,ess con&ents) +ardens of more *,easure
than *rot) uncu,ti&ated +rounds) and ad +rounds
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i,, cu,ti&ated" We mi+ht reduce a,, the ,and %hich
(ie,ds +ood returns to se&ent(8&e mi,,ions of sGuare
acresH ut ,et us state them at fourscore mi,,ions"
One cannot do too much for one$s countr("
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" 'o% much ma(
(ou thin> each acre rin+s in (ear,() one (ear %ith
another) in corn) seeds of a,, >inds) %ine) sh8
*onds) %ood) meta,s) catt,e) fruit) %oo,) si,>) oi,)
mi,>) c,ear of a,, char+es) %ithout rec>onin+ the
ta?
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" Wh() if the( *roduce
each t%ent(8&e ,i&res aout t%ent( En+,ish shi,8
,in+s6 it is a +reat dea,H ut not to discoura+e our
countr(men) ,et us *ut them at thirt( ,i&res" There
are acres %hich *roduce constant,( re+eneratin+
&a,ue) and %hich are estimated at three hundred
,i&resH there are others %hich on,( *roduce three
,i&res" The mean *ro*ortion et%een three and
three hundred is thirt() for (ou must a,,o% that
three is to thirt( as thirt( is to three hundred" If)
indeed) there %ere com*arati&e,( man( acres at
thirt( ,i&res) and &er( fe% at three hundred) our ac8
count %ou,d not ho,d +ood H ut) once more) I %ou,d
not e o&er8*uncti,ious"
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T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" We,,) sir) ho%
much %i,, these fourscore mi,,ions of acres (ie,d of
re&enue) estimated in mone(
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" The account is read(
madeH the( %i,, *roduce t%o thousand four hun8
dred mi,,ions of ,i&res of the *resent currenc("
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS I ha&e read that
So,omon *ossessed) of his o%n *ro*ert() t%ent(8&e
thousand mi,,ions of ,i&res) in read( mone( H and
certain,( there are not t%o thousand four hundred
mi,,ions of s*ecie circu,atin+ in France) %hich) I
am to,d) is much +reater and much richer than So,o8
mon$s countr("
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" There ,ies the m(ster("
There ma( e aout nine hundred mi,,ions circu,at8
in+ throu+hout the >in+dom) and this mone() *ass8
in+ from hand to hand) is suQcient to *a( for a,,
the *roduce of the ,and and of industr(" The same
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cro%n ma( *ass ten times from the *oc>et of the
cu,ti&ator into that of the a,e8house>ee*er and of the
ta?8+atherer"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" I a**rehend
(ou" !ut (ou to,d me that %e are) in a,,) aout
t%ent( mi,,ions of inhaitants) men) %omen) o,d and
(oun+" 'o% much) *ra() do (ou a,,o% for each
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" One hundred and t%ent(
,i&res) or fort( cro%ns"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" 5ou ha&e Just
+uessed m( re&enue) / ha&e four acres) %hich)
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rec>onin+ the fa,,o% (ears %ith those of *roduce)
rin+ me in one hundred and t%ent( ,i&res) %hich
is ,itt,e enou+h) od >no%s"
!ut if e&er( indi&idua, %ere to ha&e his contin8
+ent) %ou,d that e no more than &e ,ouis d$ors a
(ear
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T'E EO1ETRICIAN" Certain,( not) accordin+
to our ca,cu,ation) %hich I ha&e a ,itt,e am*,ied"
Such is the state of human nature" Our ,ife and
our fortune ha&e narro% ,imits" In Paris the( do
not) one %ith another) ,i&e ao&e t%ent(8t%o or
t%ent(8three (earsH and) one %ith another) ha&e
not) at the most) ao&e a hundred and t%ent( ,i&res
a (ear to s*end" So that (our food) (our raiment)
(our ,od+in+) (our mo&a,es) are a,, re*resented (
the sum of one hundred and t%ent( ,i&res"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" A,as What
ha&e I done to (ou) that (ou thus arid+e me of m(
fortune and ,ife Can it then e true that I ha&e
ut three and t%ent( (ears to ,i&e) un,ess I ro m(
fe,,o%8creatures of their share
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" This is incontesta,e in
the +ood cit( of Paris" !ut from these t%ent(8three
(ears (ou must deduct ten) at the ,east) for (our chi,d8
hood) as chi,dhood is not an enJo(ment of ,ifeH it
is a *re*aration H it is the *orch of the edice H it
is the tree that has not (et +i&en fruitsH it is the
da%n of a da(" Then a+ain) from the thirteen (ears
%hich remain to (ou) deduct the time of s,ee*) and
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that of tiresomeness of ,ife) and that %i,, e at ,east
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a moiet(" 5ou %i,, then ha&e si? (ears and a ha,f
,eft to *ass in &e?ation) in *ain) in some *,easures)
and in ho*es"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" 1ercifu, hea&en
At this rate (our account does not a,,o% us ao&e
three (ears of to,era,e e?istence"
T'E EO1ETRICIAN That is no fau,t of mine"
Nature cares &er( ,itt,e for indi&idua,s" There are
insects %hich do not ,i&e ao&e one da() ut of
%hich the s*ecies is *er*etua," Nature resem,es
those +reat *rinces %ho rec>on as nothin+ the ,oss
of four hundred thousand men) so the( ut accom8
*,ish their au+ust desi+ns"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" Fort( cro%ns
and three (ears of ,ife What resource can (ou im8
a+ine a+ainst t%o such curses
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T'E EO1ETRICIAN" As to ,ife) it %ou,d e
reGuisite to render the air of Paris more *ure H that
men shou,d eat ,ess and ta>e more e?erciseH that
mothers shou,d suc>,e their o%n chi,drenH that
*eo*,e shou,d e no ,on+er so i,,8ad&ised as to dread
inocu,ation" This is %hat I ha&e a,read( said) and
as to fortune) %h() e&en marr( and rear a fami,("
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" 'o% Can the
%a( to ,i&e more at ease e to associate to m( o%n
ad circumstances those of others
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" Fi&e or si? ad circum8
stances *ut to+ether form a to,era,e esta,ishment"
et a +ood %ife) and %e %i,, sa( on,( t%o sons and
t%o dau+hters" This %i,, ma>e se&en hundred and
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t%ent( ,i&res for (our ,itt,e fami,( H that is to sa()
if distriuti&e Justice %ere to ta>e *,ace) and that
each indi&idua, had a hundred and t%ent( ,i&res
a (ear" 5our chi,dren) in their infanc() stand (ou
in a,most nothin+H %hen +ro%n u* the( %i,, ease
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and he,* (ou" Their mutua, aid %i,, sa&e (ou a
+ood *art of (our e?*enses) and (ou ma( ,i&e &er(
ha**i,() ,i>e a *hi,oso*her" A,%a(s *ro&ided) ho%8
e&er) that those %orth( +ent,emen %ho +o&ern the
state ha&e not the ararit( to e?tort from each of
(ou t%ent( cro%ns a (ear" !ut the misfortune is)
%e are no ,on+er in the +o,den a+e) %here the men)
orn a,, eGua,s) had an eGua, *art in the nutriti&e
*roductions of uncu,ti&ated ,and" The case is no%
far from ein+ so +ood a one) as that e&er( t%o8
handed i*ed *ossesses ,and to the &a,ue of a hun8
dred and t%ent( ,i&res a (ear"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" $Sdeath 5ou
ruin us" 5ou said ut Just no% that in a countr(
of fourscore mi,,ions of inhaitants each of them
ou+ht to enJo( a hundred and t%ent( ,i&res a (ear)
and no% (ou ta>e them a%a( from us a+ain"
T'E EO1ETRICIAN I %as com*utin+ accord8
in+ to the re+isters of the +o,den a+e) ut %e must
rec>on accordin+ to that of iron" There are man(
inhaitants %ho ha&e ut the &a,ue of ten cro%ns
a (ear) others no more than four or &e) and ao&e
si? mi,,ions of men %ho ha&e aso,ute,( nothin+"
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T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" Nothin+ Wh()
the( %ou,d *erish of hun+er in three da(s$ time"
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T'E EO1ETRICIAN" Not in the ,east" The oth8
ers) %ho *ossess their *ortions) set them to %or>
and share %ith them" It is from this arran+ement
that the "*a( comes for the di&ine) the confectioner)
the a*othecar() the *reacher) the actor) the attorne()
and the hac>ne(8coachman" 5ou thou+ht (ourse,f
&er( i,, o to ha&e no more than a hundred and
t%ent( ,i&res a (ear) reduced to a hundred and ei+ht
( (our ta? of t%e,&e ,i&res" !ut consider the so,8
diers %ho de&ote their ,ood to their countr( at the
rate of four*ence a da(" The( ha&e not ao&e
si?t(8three ,i&res a (ear for their ,i&e,ihood) and (et
the( ma>e a comforta,e shift) ( a numer of them
Joinin+ their ,itt,e stoc> and ,i&in+ in common"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" So) then) an e?8
/esuit has more than &e times the *a( of a so,dier"
And (et the so,diers ha&e done more ser&ice to the
state under the e(es of the >in+ at Fonteno() at
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La%fe,d) at the sie+e of Friour+) than the re&er8
end father La&a,ette e&er did in his ,ife"
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" Nothin+ can e truerH
na() e&er( one of these turned8adrift /esuits) ha&8
in+ no% ecome free) has more to s*end than %hat
he cost his con&ent" There are e&en some amon+
them %ho ha&e +ained a +ood dea, of mone( (
scri,in+ *am*h,ets a+ainst the *ar,iaments) as)
for e?am*,e) the re&erend father Patoui,,et) and the
re&erend father Nonnotte" In short) in this %or,d
e&er( one sets his %its to %or> for a ,i&e,ihood" One
is at the head of a manufactor( of stus H another
Vo," @ ;
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of *orce,ain H another underta>es the o*era H another
the #Ecc,esiastica, a2etteH# another a tra+ed( in
fami,iar ,ife) or a no&e, or romance in the En+,ish
st(,e" This maintains the stationer) the in>ma>er)
the oo>se,,er) the ha%>er) %ho mi+ht e,se e re8
duced to e++ar(" There is nothin+) then) ut the
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restitution of the hundred and t%ent( ,i&res to those
%ho ha&e nothin+ that ma>es the state Mourish"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" A *rett( %a( of
Mourishin+) tru,(
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" And (et there is no other"
In e&er( countr( it is the rich that ena,e the *oor to
,i&e" This is the sou, source of the industr( of com8
merce" The more industrious a nation itse,f is) the
more it +ains from forei+n countries" Cou,d %e) on
our forei+n trade) +et ten mi,,ions a (ear ( the a,8
ance in our fa&or) there %ou,d) in t%ent( (ears) e
t%o hundred mi,,ions more in the nation" This
%ou,d aord ten ,i&res a head more) on the su*8
*osition of8 an eGuita,e distriution" That is to
sa() that the dea,ers %ou,d ma>e each *oor *er8
son earn ten ,i&res the more) once *aid) in the ho*es
of ma>in+ sti,, more considera,e +ains" !ut com8
merce) ,i>e the ferti,it( of the earth) has its ounds)
other%ise its *ro+ression %ou,d e ad innitum"
Nor) esides) is it c,ear that the a,ance of our trade
is constant,( fa&ora,e to us" There are times in
%hich %e ,ose"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" I ha&e heard
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much ta,> of *o*u,ation" If our inhaitants %ere
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dou,ed) so that %e numered fort( mi,,ions of
*eo*,e instead of t%ent() %hat %ou,d e the conse8
Guence
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" It %ou,d e this. that)
one %ith another) each %ou,d ha&e) instead of fort()
ut t%ent( cro%ns to ,i&e u*onH or that the ,and
shou,d *roduce dou,e the cro*s it no% does H or that
there shou,d e dou,e the nationa, industr() or of
+ain from forei+n countries H or that ha,f of the *eo8
*,e shou,d e sent to AmericaH or that one8ha,f of
the nation shou,d eat the other"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" Let us then re8
main satised %ith our t%ent( mi,,ions of inhai8
tants) and %ith our hundred and t%ent( ,i&res a
head) distriuted as it sha,, *,ease the Lord" 5et this
situation is a sad one) and (our iron a+e is hard
indeed"
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T'E EO1ETRICIAN" There is no nation that
is etter o) and there are man( that are %orse"
Do (ou e,ie&e that there is in the north %here%itha,
to aord to each inhaitant the &a,ue of a hundred
and t%ent( of our ,i&res a (ear If the( had had
the eGui&a,ent of this) the 'uns) the Vanda,s) and
the Fran>s %ou,d not ha&e deserted their countr(
in Guest of esta,ishments e,se%here) %hich the()
conGuered) re and s%ord in hand"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" If I %ere to
,isten to (ou) (ou %ou,d *ersuade me *resent,( that
I am ha**( %ith m( hundred and t%ent( ,i&res"
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T'E EO1ETRICIAN" If (ou %ou,d ut thin>
(ourse,f ha**( (ou %ou,d then e so"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS A man cannot
ima+ine %hat actua,,( is not) un,ess he e mad"
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" I ha&e a,read( to,d (ou
that) in order to e more at (our ease) and more
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ha**( than (ou are) (ou shou,d ta>e a %ife H to
%hich I -tac>) ho%e&er) this c,ause . that she has)
as %e,, as (ou) one hundred and t%ent( ,i&res a
(earH that is to sa() four acres at ten cro%ns an
acre" The ancient Romans had each ut one" If
(our chi,dren are industrious the( can each earn
as much ( their %or>in+ for others"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" So that the( ma(
+et mone( %ithout others ,osin+ it"
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" Such is the ,a% of a,, na8
tions H there is no ,i&in+ ut on these terms"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" And must m(
%ife and I +i&e each of us the ha,f of our *roduce
to the ,e+is,ati&e and e?ecuti&e *o%er) and the ne%
ministers of state ro us of the *rice of our hard
,aor) and of the sustance of our *oor chi,dren)
efore the( are a,e to +et their ,i&e,ihood Pra(
te,, me) ho% much mone( %i,, these ne% ministers
of ours rin+ into the >in+$s coers ( this Jure
di&ino s(stem
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" 5ou *a( t%ent( cro%ns
on four acres %hich rin+ (ou in fort(" A rich
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man) %ho *ossesses four hundred acres) %i,,) (
the ne% tari) *a( t%o thousand cro%ns) an the
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%ho,e fourscore mi,,ions of acres %i,, (ie,d to the
>in+ t%e,&e hundred mi,,ions of ,i&res a (ear) or
four hundred mi,,ions of cro%ns"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" That a**ears to
me im*ractica,e and im*ossi,e"
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" And &er( much (ou are
in the ri+ht to thin> so H and this im*ossii,it( is a
+eometrica, demonstration that there is a funda8
menta, defect in the ca,cu,ation of our ne% min8
isters"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" Is not there a,so
demonstra,( a *rodi+ious inJustice in ta>in+ from
me the ha,f of m( corn) of m( hem*) of the %oo, of
m( shee*) etc") and at the same time to reGuire no
aid from those %ho sha,, ha&e +ained ten) t%ent()
or thirt( thousand ,i&res a (ear) ( m( hem*) of
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%hich the( %i,, ha&e made ,inen H ( m( %oo,) of
%hich the( %i,, ha&e made c,oth H ( m( corn) %hich
the( %i,, ha&e so,d at so much more than it cost
them
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" The inJustice of this ad8
ministration is as e&ident as its ca,cu,ation is erro8
neous" It is ri+ht to fa&or industr() ut o*u,ent
industr( ou+ht to contriute to su**ort the state"
This industr( %i,, ha&e certain,( ta>en from (ou a
*art of (our one hundred and t%ent( ,i&res)
and a**ro*riated that *art to itse,f) in se,,in+ (ou
(our shirts and (our coat t%ent( times dearer than
the( %ou,d ha&e cost (ou if (ou had made them
(ourse,f" The manufacturer %ho sha,, ha&e en8
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riched himse,f at (our e?*ense %i,,) I a,,o%) ha&e
a,so *aid %a+es to his %or>men) %ho had nothin+
of themse,&es H ut he %i,,) e&er( (ear) ha&e sun>
and *ut ( a sum that %i,,) at ,en+th) ha&e *roduced
to him thirt( thousand ,i&res a (ear" This fortune)
then) he %i,, ha&e acGuired at (our e?*ense" Nor
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can (ou e&er se,, him the *roduce of (our ,and dear
enou+h to reimurse (ou for %hat he %i,, ha&e +ot
( (ou H for %ere (ou to attem*t such an ad&ance
of (our *rice he %ou,d *rocure %hat he %anted
chea*er from other countries" A *roof of %hich is"
that he remains constant,( *ossessor of his thirt(
thousand ,i&res a (ear) and (ou of (our one hundred
and t%ent( ,i&res) that often diminish8 instead of
increasin+"
It is then necessar( and eGuita,e that the re8
ned industr( of the trader shou,d *a( more than
the +ross industr( of the farmer" The same is to
e said of the co,,ectors of the re&enue" 5our ta?
had *re&ious,( een ut t%e,&e ,i&res) efore our
+reat ministers %ere *,eased to ta>e from (ou
t%ent( cro%ns" Of these t%e,&e ,i&res the co,,ector
retained ten*ence) or ten so,s) for himse,f" If in (our
*ro&ince there %ere &e hundred thousand sou,s he
%i,, ha&e +ained t%o hundred and ft( thousand
,i&res a (ear" Su**ose he s*ends ft( thousand H it
is c,ear that at the end of ten (ears he %i,, e t%o
mi,,ions in *oc>et" It is then ut Just that he shou,d
contriute his *ro*ortion) other%ise e&er(thin+
%ou,d e *er&erted and +o to ruin"
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T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" I am &er( +,ad
(ou ha&e ta?ed the oQcer of the re&enue" It is some
re,ief to m( ima+ination" !ut since he has so %e,,
increased his su*erMuit() %hat sha,, I do to au+8
ment m( sma,, modicum
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" I ha&e a,read( to,d (ou
( marr(in+) ( ,aorin+) ( tr(in+ to *rocure
from (our ,and some shea&es of corn in addition to
%hat it *re&ious,( *roduced"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" We,, +ranted)
then) that I sha,, ha&e een du,( industrious H that
a,, m( countr(men %i,, ha&e een so too H and that
the ,e+is,ati&e and e?ecuti&e *o%er sha,, ha&e re8
cei&ed a +ood round ta? H ho% much %i,, the nation
ha&e +ained at the end of the (ear
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" Nothin+ at a,,) un,ess it
sha,, ha&e carried on a *rota,e forei+n trade" !ut
,ife %i,, ha&e een more a+reea,e in it" E&er( one
%i,,) res*ecti&e,() in *ro*ortion) ha&e had more
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c,othes) more ,inen) more mo&a,es than he had e8
fore" There %i,, ha&e een in the nation a more
aundant circu,ation" The %a+es %ou,d ha&e een)
in *rocess of time) au+mented) near,( in *ro*ortion
to the numer of the shea&es of corn) of the tods
of %oo,) of the o?8hides) of the shee* and +oats)
that %i,, ha&e een added H of the c,usters of +ra*es
that %i,, ha&e een sGuee2ed in the %ine8*ress"
1ore of the &a,ue of commodities %i,, ha&e een
*aid to the >in+ in mone() and the >in+ %i,, ha&e
returned more &a,ue to those he %i,, ha&e em*,o(ed
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under his ordersH ut there %i,, not e ha,f a
cro%n the more in the >in+dom"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" What %i,, then
remain to the +o&ernment at the end of the (ear
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" Once more) nothin+" This
is the case of +o&ernment in +enera," It ne&er ,a(s
( an(thin+" It %i,, ha&e +ot its ,i&in+ that is
to sa() its food) raiment) ,od+in+) mo&a,es" The
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suJect %i,, ha&e done so) too" Where a +o&ernment
amasses treasure) it %i,, ha&e sGuee2ed from the cir8
cu,ation so much mone( as it %i,, ha&e amassed"
It %i,, ha&e made so man( %retched as it %i,, ha&e
*ut ( fort( cro%ns in its coers"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" At this rate) then)
'enr( IV" %as ut a mean8s*irited %retch) a miser)
a *,underer H for I ha&e een to,d that he had chest8
ed u* in the !asti,,e ao&e ft( mi,,ions of ,i&res
accordin+ to our *resent currenc("
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" 'e %as a man as +ood
and as *rudent as he %as ra&e" 'e %as *re*arin+
to ma>e a Just %ar) and ( amassin+ in his coers
t%ent(8t%o mi,,ions of the currenc( of that time)
esides %hich he had t%ent( more to recei&e) %hich
he ,eft in circu,ation) he s*ared the *eo*,e ao&e a
hundred mi,,ions that it %ou,d ha&e cost if he had
not ta>en those usefu, measures" 'e made himse,f
mora,,( sure of success a+ainst an enem( %ho had
not ta>en the ,i>e *recaution" The *roai,ities %ere
*rodi+ious,( in his fa&or" 'is t%ent(8t%o mi,,ions
in an> *ro&ed that there %as then in this >in+dom
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t%ent(8t%o mi,,ions of sur*,usa+e of the territoria,
*roduce) so that no one %as a suerer"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" 1( father then
to,d me the truth %hen he said that the suJect %as
in *ro*ortion more rich under the administration of
the Du>e of Su,,( than under that of our ne% min8
isters) %ho ,aid on the sin+,e ta?) the so,e ta?) and
%ho) out of m( fort( cro%ns) ha&e ta>en a%a(
t%ent(" Pra( te,, me) is there another nation in the
%or,d that enJo(s this *recious ad&anta+e of the so,e
ta?
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" Not one o*u,ent nation"
The En+,ish) %ho are not much +i&en to ,au+hin+)
cou,d not) ho%e&er) he,* urstin+ out %hen the(
heard that men of inte,,i+ence amon+ us had *ro8
*osed this >ind of administration" The Chinese
e?act a ta? from a,, the forei+n tradin+ shi*s that
resort to Canton" The Dutch *a() at Na+asa>i)
%hen the( are recei&ed in /a*an) under *rete?t that
the( are not Christians" The La*,anders and the
Samoieds are indeed suJected to a so,e ta? in sa,es
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or marten8s>ins" The re*u,ic of San 1arino *a(s
nothin+ more than tithes for the maintenance of
that state in its s*,endor"
There is) in Euro*e) a nation ce,erated for its
eGuit( and its &a,or that *a(s no ta?" This is S%it8
2er,and" !ut thus it has ha**ened" The *eo*,e ha&e
*ut themse,&es in the *,ace of the du>es of Austria
and 3ahrin+en" The sma,, cantons are democratica,)
and &er( *oor" Each inhaitant *a(s ut a triMin+
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sum to%ard the su**ort of this ,itt,e re*u,ic" In the
rich cantons the *eo*,e are char+ed) for the state)
%ith those duties %hich the archdu>es of Austria
and the ,ords of the ,and used to e?act" The Prot8
estant cantons are) in *ro*ortion) t%ice as rich as the
Catho,ic) ecause the state) in the rst) *ossesses the
,ands of the mon>s" Those %ho %ere former,( su8
Jects to the archdu>es of Austria) to the du>e of
3ahrin+en) and to the mon>s) are no% the suJects of
their o%n countr(" The( *a( to that countr( the
same tithes) the same nes of a,ienation) that the(
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*aid to their former masters) and as the suJects) in
+enera,) ha&e &er( ,itt,e trade) their merchandise is
,ia,e to no char+es) e?ce*t some sma,, sta*,e du8
ties" The men ma>e a trade of their coura+e) in
their dea,in+s %ith forei+n *o%ers) and se,, them8
se,&es for a certain term of (ears) %hich rin+s
some mone( into their countr( at our e?*ense H and
this e?am*,e is as sin+u,ar a one in the ci&i,i2ed
%or,d as is the so,e ta? no% ,aid on ( our ne%
,e+is,ators"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" So) sir) the S%iss
are not *,undered) Jure di&ino) of one8ha,f of their
+oodsH and he that has four co%s in S%it2er,and
is not o,i+ed to +i&e t%o of them to the state
T'E EO1ETRICIAN 0ndouted,( not" In one
canton) u*on thirteen tons of %ine) the( *a( one
and drin> the other t%e,&e" In another canton)
the( *a( the t%e,fth) and drin> the remainin+
e,e&en"
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T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" Wh( am I not a
S%iss That cursed ta?) that sin+,e and sin+u,ar,(
iniGuitous ta?) that has reduced me to e++ar(
!ut then a+ain) three or four hundred ta?es) of
%hich it is im*ossi,e for me to retain or *ronounce
the are names) are the( more Just and more to,8
era,e Was there e&er a ,e+is,ator %ho) in found8
in+ a state) %ished to create counse,,ors to the >in+)
ins*ectors of coa,8measurers) +au+ers of %ine) meas8
urers of %ood) searchers of ho+8ton+ues) com*tro,8
,ers of sa,t utter or to maintain an arm( of rasca,s
t%ice as numerous as that of A,e?ander) com8
manded ( si?t( +enera,s) %ho ,a( the countr( under
contriution) %ho +ain e&er( da( si+na, &ictories)
%ho ta>e *risoners) and %ho sometimes sacrice
them in the air) or on a oarded sta+e) as the an8
cient Sc(thians did) accordin+ to %hat m( &icar
to,d me
No%) %as such a ,e+is,ation) a+ainst %hich so
man( outcries %ere raised) and %hich caused the
sheddin+ of so man( tears) much etter than the
ne%,( im*osed one) %hich at one stro>e c,ean,( and
Guiet,( ta>es a%a( ha,f of m( susistence I am
afraid that on a fair ,iGuidation it %i,, e found that
under the ancient s(stem of the re&enue the( used
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to ta>e) at times and in detai,) three8Guarters of it"
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" I,iacos intra muros *ec8
catur et e?tra" Est modus in reus" Ca&eas ne
Guid nintis"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" I ha&e ,earned a
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,itt,e of histor() and somethin+ of +eometr() ut I
do not understand a %ord of Latin"
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" The sense is *rett( near,(
as fo,,o%s. There is %ron+ on oth sides" Kee*
to a medium in e&er(thin+" Nothin+ too much"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" I sa() nothin+
too much H that is rea,,( m( situation H ut the %orst
of it is) I ha&e not enou+h"
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" I a,,o% that (ou must *er8
ish of %ant) and I) too) and the state) too) if the ne%
administration shou,d continue on,( t%o (ears
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,on+er H ut it is to e ho*ed hea&en %i,, ha&e merc(
on us"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS" We *ass our
,i&es in ho*e) and die ho*in+ to the ,ast" Adieu)
sirH (ou ha&e en,i+htened me) ut m( heart is
+rie&ed"
T'E EO1ETRICIAN" This is) indeed) often the
fruit of >no%,ed+e"
C'APTER IV"
AN ADVENT0RE WIT' A CAR1ELITE"
When I had than>ed the academician of the Acad8
em( of Sciences for ha&in+ set me ri+ht) I %ent a%a(
Guite out of heart) *raisin+ Pro&idence) ut mutterin+
et%een m( teeth these do,efu, %ords. #What
to ha&e no more than fort( cro%ns a (ear to ,i&e on)
nor more than t%ent(8t%o (ears to ,i&e A,as ma(
our ,ife e (et shorter) since it is to e so misera,e #
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eON) KNOW T'AT WE O0RSELVES !EX:
C'ARIT5H WK DO NOT !ESTOW IT
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As I %as sa(in+ this) I found m(se,f Just o**osite
a &er( im*osin+ house" A,read( %as I fee,in+ m(8
se,f *ressed ( hun+er" I had not so much as the
hundred and t%entieth *art of the sum that ( ri+ht
e,on+s to each indi&idua," !ut as soon as I %as to,d
that this %as the *a,ace of m( re&erend fathers) the
are8footed Carme,ites) I concei&ed +reat ho*es) and
said to m(se,f) #Since these saints are hum,e enou+h
to +o are8footed) the( %i,, e charita,e enou+h to
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+i&e me a dinner"#
I ran+" A Carme,ite came to the door"
#What %ou,d (ou *,ease to ha&e) m( son #
#A morse, of read) m( re&erend father" The
ne% edicts ha&e stri**ed me of e&er(thin+"#
#Son) >no% that %e ourse,&es e+ charit( H %e do
not esto% it"#
#What %hi,e (our ho,( institute forids (ou to
%ear shoes) (ou ha&e the house of a *rince) and can
(ou refuse to +i&e me a mea, #
#1( son) it is true) %e +o %ithout stoc>in+s and
shoes H that is an e?*ense the ,ess H %e fee, no more
co,d in our feet than in our hands" As to our ne
house) %e ui,t it &er( easi,() and %e ha&e a hundred
thousand ,i&res a (ear of income from houses in the
same street"#
#So) then (ou suer me to die of hun+er) %hi,e
(ou ha&e an income of a hundred thousand ,i&res
I su**ose (ou *a( ft( thousand of these to the ne%
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+o&ernment #
#f/ea&en *reser&e us from *a(in+ a sin+,e far
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thin+ It is on,( the *roduce of the ,and) cu,ti&ated
( ,aorious hands) ca,,ous %ith %or>) and moistened
%ith tears) that o%es ta?es to the ,e+is,ati&e and e?8
ecuti&e *o%er" The a,ms %hich ha&e een esto%ed
u*on us ha&e ena,ed us to ui,d those houses ( the
rent of %hich %e +et a hundred thousand ,i&res a
(ear" !ut these a,ms) comin+ from the fruits of the
earth) and ha&in+) conseGuent,() a,read( *aid the ta?)
ou+ht not to *a( t%ice" The( ha&e sanctied the
faithfu, e,ie&ers) %ho ha&e im*o&erished themse,&es
to enrich us) and %e continue to e+ charit() and to
,a( under contriution the Fauour+ of St" er8
main in order to sanctif( a sti,, +reater numer of
the faithfu, e,ie&ers"#
'a&in+ thus s*o>en) the Carme,ite *o,ite,( shut
the door in m( face"
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I then *assed a,on+ and sto**ed efore the 'ote,
of the 1ousGuetaires +ris) and re,ated to those +en8
t,emen %hat had Just ha**ened to me" The( +a&e
me a +ood dinner and a ha,f8cro%n u( ecu" One
of them *ro*osed to +o direct,( and set re to the
con&entH ut a mus>eteer) more discreet than he)
remonstrated %ith him) insistin+ that the time for
action had not (et arri&ed) and im*,ored him to %ait
*atient,( a ,itt,e ,on+er"
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C'APTER V"
A0DIENCE OF T'E CO1PTROLLER8ENERAL"
I %ent) %ith m( ha,f8cro%n) to *resent a *etition
to the com*tro,,er8+enera,) %ho %as that da( +i&in+
audience"
'is ante8chamer %as ,,ed %ith *eo*,e of a,,
>inds" There %ere there es*ecia,,( some %ith more
,u faces) more *rominent e,,ies) and more arro8
+ant ,oo>s than m( man of ei+ht mi,,ions" I durst
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not dra% near to them H I sa% them) ut the( did not
oser&e me"
A mon>) a +reat man for tithes) had e+un a suit at
,a% a+ainst certain suJects of the state) %hom he
ca,,ed his tenants" 'e had a,read( a ,ar+er income
than the ha,f of his *arishioners *ut to+ether) and
%as moreo&er ,ord of the manor" 'is c,aim %as)
that %hereas his &assa,s had) %ith innite *ains) con8
&erted their heaths into &ine(ards) the( o%ed him a
tithe of the %ine) %hich) ta>in+ into the account the
*rice of ,aor) of the &ine8*ro*s) of the cas>s and
ce,,ara+e) %ou,d carr( o ao&e a Guarter of the
*roduce"
#!ut)# said he) #as the tithes are due) Jure di&ino)
I demand the Guarter of the sustance of m( tenants)
in the name of od"#
The minister of the re&enue said to him) #I see
ho% charita,e (ou are"#
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A farmer8+enera,) e?treme,( %e,,8s>i,,ed in as8
sessments) inter*osed) sa(in+ .
#Sir) that &i,,a+e can aord nothin+ to this mon>)
as I ha&e) ut the ,ast (ear) made the *arishioners *a(
thirt(8t%o ta?es on their %ine) esides their o&ercon8
sum*tion of the a,,o%ance for their o%n drin>in+"
The( are entire,( ruined" I ha&e sei2ed and so,d their
catt,e and mo&a,es) and (et the( are sti,, m( det8
ors" I *rotest) then) a+ainst the c,aim of the re&erend
father"#
#5ou are in the ri+ht)# ans%ered the minister of
the re&enue) #to e his ri&a, H (ou oth eGua,,( ,o&e
(our nei+hor) and (ou oth edif( me"#
A third) a mon> and ,ord of the manor) %hose
tenants %ere in mortmain) %as %aitin+ for a decree
of the counci, that shou,d *ut him in *ossession of a,,
the estate of a Paris sim*,eton %ho) ha&in+ inad&er8
tent,( ,i&ed a (ear and a da( in a house suJect to
this ser&itude and enc,osed %ithin the *ro*ert( of
this *riest) had died at the (ear$s end" The mon>
%as c,aimin+ a,, the estate of this *erson) and c,aim8
in+ it Jure di&ino"
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The minister found ( this that the heart of this
mon> %as as Just and as tender as those of the others"
A fourth) %ho %as com*tro,,er of the ro(a, do8
mains) *resented a s*ecious memoria,) in %hich he
sou+ht $to Justif( his ha&in+ reduced t%ent( fami,ies
to e++ar(" The( had inherited *ro*ert( from their
unc,es) their aunts) their rothers) or cousins) and
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%ere ,ia,e to *a( the duties" The oQcers of the do8
main had +enerous,( *ro&ed to them that the( had
not set the fu,, &a,ue on their inheritances that the(
%ere much richer than the( e,ie&ed) and) conse8
Guent,() ha&in+ condemned them to a tri*,e ne)
ruined them in char+es) and thre% the heads of the
fami,ies into Jai,) he had ou+ht their est *ossessions
%ithout unt(in+ his *urse8strin+s"
The com*tro,,er8+enera, said to him) in a tone in8
deed rather itter .
#Eu+e) contro,,eur one et 0de,,s) Guia su*ra
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*auca fuisti 0de,,s) fermier8 +enera, te constituam"#
!ut to a master of the reGuests) %ho %as standin+
at his side) he said in a ,o% &oice .
#We must ma>e these ,ood8suc>ers) sacred and
*rofane) dis+or+e" It is time to +i&e some re,ief to
the *eo*,e) %ho) %ithout our care) and our eGuit()
%ou,d ha&e nothin+ to ,i&e u*on) in this %or,d at
,east) ho%e&er the( mi+ht fare in the other"#
Some) of *rofound +enius) *resented *roJects to
him" One of them had ima+ined a scheme to ,a( a
ta? on %it" #A,, the %or,d)# said he) #%i,, e ea+er
to *a() as no one cares to *ass for a foo,"#
The minister dec,ared to him) #I e?em*t (ou from
the ta?"#
Another *ro*osed to ,a( the on,( ta? u*on son+s
and ,au+hin+) in consideration that %e %ere the mer8
riest nation under the sun) and that a son+ %as a re8
,ief and comfort for e&er(thin+" !ut the minister
Vo," @ ;
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oser&ed that of ,ate there %ere hard,( an( son+s of
*,easantr( made H and he %as afraid that) to esca*e
the ta?) %e %ou,d ecome too serious"
The ne?t that *resented himse,f %as a trust( and
,o(a, suJect) %ho oered to raise for the >in+ three
times as much ( ma>in+ the nation *a( three times
,ess" The minister ad&ised him to ,earn arithmetic"
A fourth *ro&ed to the >in+ in the %a( of friend8
shi*) that he cou,d not raise ao&e se&ent(8&e mi,8
,ions) ut that he %as +oin+ to *rocure him t%o hun8
dred and t%ent(8&e" #5ou %i,, o,i+e me in this)#
said the minister) #as soon as %e sha,, ha&e *aid the
*u,ic dets"#
At ,en+th) %ho shou,d a**ear ut a de*ut( of the
ne% author) %ho ma>es the ,e+is,ati&e *o%er co8*ro8
*rietor of a,, our ,ands) Jure di&ino) and %ho %as
+i&in+ the >in+ t%e,&e hundred mi,,ions of re&enue"
I >ne% the man a+ain %ho had Mun+ me into *rison
for not ha&in+ *aid m( t%ent( cro%ns) and thro%in+
m(se,f at the feet of the com*tro,,er8+enera,) I im8
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*,ored his Justice H u*on %hich he urst out a8,au+h8
in+) and te,,in+ me it %as a tric> that had een *,a(ed
me) he ordered the doers of this mischief in Jest to
*a( me a hundred cro%ns dama+es) and e?em*ted
me from the ,and8ta? for the rest of m( ,ife" I said
to him) #od ,ess (our honor #
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C'APTER VI"
T'E 1AN OF FORT5 CROWNS 1ARRIES) !ECO1ES A
FAT'ER) AND DESCANTS 0PON T'E 1ONKS"
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns ha&in+ im*ro&ed his
understandin+) and ha&in+ accumu,ated a moderate
fortune) married a &er( *rett( +ir,) %ho had a hun8
dred cro%ns a (ear of her o%n" As soon as his son
%as orn) he fe,t himse,f a man of some conseGuence
in the state" 'e %as famous for ma>in+ the est
as>ets in the %or,d) and his %ife %as an e?ce,,ent
seamstress" She %as orn in the nei+horhood of a
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rich ae( of a hundred thousand ,i&res a (ear" 'er
husand as>ed me one da( %h( those +ent,emen) %ho
%ere so fe% in numer) had s%a,,o%ed so man( of
the fort(8cro%n ,ots #Are the( more usefu, to their
countr( than I am# #No) dear nei+hor"# #Do the()
,i>e me) contriute at ,east to the *o*u,ation of it#
#No"# #Do the( cu,ti&ate the ,and Do the( defend
the state %hen it is attac>ed# #No) the( *ra( to
od for us"# #We,,) then) I %i,, *ra( to od for
them in return"#
70ESTION" 'o% man( of these usefu, +entr()
men and %omen) ma( the con&ents in this >in+dom
contain
ANSWER" !( the ,ists of the su*erintendents)
ta>en to%ard the end of the ,ast centur() there %ere
aout ninet( thousand"
70ESTION" Accordin+ to our ancient account)
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ao&e ten mi,,ion ei+ht hundred thousand ,i&res"
Pra() ho% much ha&e the( actua,,(
ANSWER" The( ha&e to the amount of ft( mi,8
,ions) inc,udin+ the masses) and a,ms to the mendi8
cant mon>s) %ho rea,,( ,a( a considera,e ta? on the
*eo*,e" A e++in+ friar of a con&ent in Paris *u8
,ic,( ra++ed that his %a,,et %as %orth fourscore
thousand ,i&res a (ear"
70ESTION" Let us no% consider ho% much the
distriution of ft( mi,,ions amon+ ninet( thousand
sha&en cro%ns +i&es to each Let us see) is it not
&e hundred and ft(8&e ,i&res
ANSWER" 5es) and a considera,e sum it is in a
numerous societ() %here the e?*enses e&en diminish
( the Guantit( of consumers H for ten *ersons ma(
,i&e to+ether much chea*er than if each had his se*8
arate ,od+in+ and ta,e"
70ESTION" So that the e?8 /esuits) to %hom there
is no% assi+ned a *ension of four hundred ,i&res) are
then rea,,( ,osers ( the ar+ain"
ANSWER" I do not thin> so) for the( are a,most
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a,, of them retired amon+ their friends) %ho assist
them" Se&era, of them sa( masses for mone() %hich
the( did not do efore H others +et to e *rece*tors H
some are maintained ( fema,e i+ots H each has made
a shift for himse,f H and) *erha*s) at this time) there
are fe% of them %ho ha&e tasted of the %or,d) and of
,iert() that %ou,d resume their former chains" The
mon>ish ,ife) %hate&er the( ma( sa() is not at a,, to
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e en&ied" It is a ma?im %e,, >no%n that the mon>s
are a >ind of *eo*,e %ho assem,e %ithout >no%in+)
,i&e %ithout ,o&in+) and die %ithout re+rettin+ each
other"
70ESTION" 5ou thin>) then) that it %ou,d e do8
in+ them a +reat ser&ice to stri* them of a,, their
mon>s$ haits
ANSWER" The( %ou,d undouted,( +ain much
( it) and the state sti,, more" It %ou,d restore to the
countr( a numer of suJects) men and %omen) %ho
ha&e rash,( sacriced their ,iert() at an a+e to %hich
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the ,a%s do not a,,o% a ca*acit( of dis*osin+ of ten8
*ence a (ear income" It %ou,d e ta>in+ these cor*ses
out of their toms) and aord a true resurrection"
Their houses mi+ht ecome hos*ita,s) or e turned
into *,aces for manufactures" Po*u,ation %ou,d e
increased" A,, the arts %ou,d e etter cu,ti&ated"
One mi+ht at ,east diminish the numer of these &o,8
untar( &ictims ( ?in+ the numer of no&ices" The
countr( %ou,d ha&e suJects more usefu,) and ,ess
unha**(" Such is the o*inion of a,, the ma+istrates)
such the unanimous %ish of the *u,ic) since its un8
derstandin+ is en,i+htened" The e?am*,e of En+,and
and other states is an e&ident *roof of the necessit(
of this reformation" What %ou,d En+,and do at this
time) if) instead of fort( thousand seamen) it had
fort( thousand mon>s The more the( are mu,ti8
*,ied) the +reater need there is of a numer of indus8
trious suJects" There are undouted,( uried in the
c,oisters man( ta,ents %hich are ,ost to the state" To
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ma>e a >in+dom Mourish) there shou,d e the fe%est
*riests and the most artisans *ossi,e" So far ou+ht
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the i+norance and ararism of our forefathers to e
from ein+ an( ru,e for us) that the( ou+ht rather
to e an admonition to us to do %hat the( %ou,d do
if the( %ere in our *,ace) %ith our im*ro&ements in
>no%,ed+e"
70ESTION" It is not then out of hatred to mon>s
that (ou %ish to ao,ish them) ut out of ,o&e to (our
countr( I thin> as (ou do" I %ou,d not ha&e m(
son a mon>" And if I thou+ht I %as to rear chi,dren
for nothin+ etter than a c,oister) I %ou,d not %ish
to ecome a father"
ANSWER" Where) in fact) is that +ood father of a
fami,( that %ou,d not +roan to see his son and dau+h8
ter ,ost to societ( This is see>in+ the safet( of the
sou," It ma( e so) ut a so,dier that see>s the safet(
of his od() %hen his dut( is to +ht) is *unished"
We are a,, so,diers of the state H %e are in the *a( of
societ( H %e ecome deserters %hen %e Guit it"
Wh() then) has mon>ishness *re&ai,ed !ecause)
since the da(s of Constantine) the +o&ernment has
een e&er(%here asurd and detesta,e H ecause the
Roman Em*ire came to ha&e more mon>s than so,8
diersH ecause there %ere a hundred thousand of
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them in E+(*t a,oneH ecause the( %ere e?em*t
from ,aor and ta?es H ecause the chiefs of those ar8
arous nations %hich destro(ed the em*ire) ha&in+
turned Christians) in order to +o&ern Christians) e?8
ercised the most horrid t(rann( H ecause) to a&oid the
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" @<
fur( of these t(rants) *eo*,e thre% themse,&es in
cro%ds into c,oisters) and so) to esca*e one ser&i8
tude) *ut themse,&es into another H ecause the *o*es)
( institutin+ so man( dierent orders of sacred
drones) contri&ed to ha&e so man( suJects to them8
se,&es in other states H ecause a *easant ,i>es rather
to e ca,,ed re&erend father) and to +i&e his enedic8
tions) than to fo,,o% a *,ou+h$s tai, H ecause he does
not >no% that the *,ou+h is no,er than a mon>$s
hait H ecause he had rather ,i&e at the e?*ense of
foo,s than ( a ,aorious occu*ation H in short) e8
cause he does not >no% that) in ma>in+ a mon> of
himse,f) he is *re*arin+ for himse,f unha**( da(s)
of %hich the sad +round%or> %i,, e nothin+ ut a
tedium &ita and re*entance"
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70ESTION" I am satised" Let us ha&e no
mon>s) for the sa>e of their o%n ha**iness) as %e,,
as ours" !ut I am sorr( to hear it said ( the ,and8
,ord of our &i,,a+e) %ho is father to four o(s and
three +ir,s) that he does not >no% ho% to dis*ose
of his dau+hters) un,ess he ma>es nuns of them"
ANSWER" This too often re*eated *,ea is at once
inhuman) detrimenta, to the countr() and destructi&e
to societ(" E&er( time that it can e said of an(
condition of ,ife %hate&er) that if a,, the %or,d %ere
to emrace it man>ind %ou,d *erish) it is *ro&ed that
that condition is a %orth,ess one) and that %hoe&er
emraces it does a,, the mischief to man>ind that in
him ,ies"
No%) it ein+ a c,ear conseGuence that if a,, the
@= The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns"
(outh of oth se?es %ere to shut themse,&es u* in
c,oisters the %or,d %ou,d *erish) mon>er( is) if it
%ere ut in that ,i+ht a,one) the enem( to human na8
ture) inde*endent,( of the horrid e&i,s it has former,(
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caused"
70ESTION" 1i+ht not as much e said of so,8
diers
ANSWER" Certain,( not) for if e&er( suJect car8
ried arms in his turn) as former,( %as the *ractice
in a,, re*u,ics) and es*ecia,,( in that of Rome) the
so,dier is ut the etter farmer for it" The so,dier)
as a +ood suJect ou+ht to do) marries) and +hts for
his %ife and chi,dren" Wou,d it %ere the %i,, of
hea&en that e&er( ,aorer %as a so,dier and a married
man The( %ou,d ma>e e?ce,,ent suJects" !ut a
mon>) mere,( in his Gua,it( of a mon>) is +ood for
nothin+ ut to de&our the sustance of his countr(8
men" There is no truth more +enera,,( ac>no%,8
ed+ed"
70ESTION" !ut) sir) the dau+hters of *oor +en8
t,emen) %ho cannot *ortion them o in marria+e)
%hat are the( to do
ANSWER"$ Do The( shou,d do) as has a thou8
sand times een said) ,i>e the dau+hters in En+,and)
in Scot,and) Ire,and) S%it2er,and) 'o,,and) ha,f er8
man() S%eden) Nor%a() Denmar>) Tartar() Tur>e()
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Africa) and in a,most a,, the rest of the +,oe" The(
%i,, *ro&e much etter %i&es) much etter mothers)
%hen it sha,, ha&e een the custom) as in erman()
to marr( %omen %ithout fortune" A %oman) indus8
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" @;
trious and a +ood economist) %i,, do more +ood in
a house than a dau+hter of a farmer of the re&enue)
%ho s*ends more in su*erMuities than she %i,, ha&e
rou+ht of income to her husand"
There is a necessit( for houses of retreat for o,d
a+e) for inrmit() for deformit(" !ut ( the most
detesta,e of a,, auses) these foundations are for
%e,,8made *ersons" Let a hum*ac>ed o,d %oman
*resent herse,f to enter into a c,oister) and she %i,,
e reJected %ith contem*t) un,ess she %i,, +i&e an
immense *ortion to the house" !ut %hat do I sa(
E&er( nun must rin+ her do%er %ith herH she is
e,se the refuse of the con&ent" Ne&er %as there a
more into,era,e ause"
70ESTION" Than> (ou) sir" I s%ear to (ou that
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no dau+hter of mine sha,, e a nun" The( sha,, ,earn
to s*in) to se%) to ma>e ,ace) to emroider) to render
themse,&es usefu," I ,oo> u*on the &o%s of con&ents
to e crimes a+ainst one$s countr( and one$s se,f"
No%) sir) I e+ (ou %i,, e?*,ain to me) ho% comes
it that a certain %riter) in contradiction to human
>ind) *retends that mon>s are usefu, to the *o*u,a8
tion of a state) ecause their ui,din+s are >e*t in
etter re*air than those of the noi,it() and their
,ands etter cu,ti&ated
ANSWER" 'e has a mind to di&ert himse,fH he
>no%s ut too %e,, that ten fami,ies) %ho ha&e each
&e thousand ,i&res a (ear in ,and) are a hundred) na()
a thousand times more usefu, than a con&ent that
enJo(s ft( thousand ,i&res a (ear) and %hich has
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a,%a(s a secret hoard" 'e cries u* the ne houses
ui,t ( the mon>s) and it is *recise,( those ne
houses that *ro&o>e the rest of the suJects H it is the
&er( cause of com*,aint to a,, Euro*e" The &o% of
*o&ert( condemns those *a,aces) as the &o% of humi,8
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it( *rotests a+ainst *ride) and as the &o% of e?tin8
+uishin+ one$s race is in o**osition to nature"
70ESTION" !,ess me Who can this e that ad8
&ances so stran+e a *ro*osition
ANSWER" It is the friend of man>ind Y1on8
sieur ,e 1" de 1iraeau) in his oo> ca,,ed L$ Amides
'ommes" It is a+ainst this marGuis that the Jest on
the on,( ta? is ,e&e,,edH a ta? *ro*osed ( himZ) or
rather the friend of the mon>s"
70ESTION" I e+in to thin> it ad&isa,e to e
&er( distrustfu, of oo>s"
ANSWER" The est %a( is to ma>e use) %ith re8
+ard to them) of the same caution as %ith men"
Choose the most reasona,e) e?amine them) and ne&er
(ie,d un,ess to e&idence"
C'APTER VII"
ON TA9ES PAID TO A FOREIN POWER"
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Aout a month a+o the 1an of Fort( Cro%ns
came to me) ho,din+ oth his sides) %hich seemed
read( to urst %ith ,au+hin+" In short) he ,au+hed
so hearti,( that I cou,d not he,* ,au+hin+ a,so) %ith8
out >no%in+ at %hat" So true it is) that man is orn
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" @:
an imitati&e anima,) that instinct ru,es us) and that
the +reat emotions of the sou, are catchin+" 0t
ridentius arrident) ita Mentius adMent) 'umani
&u,tus"
When he had his ,au+h out) he to,d me that he
had Just come from meetin+ %ith a man %ho ca,,ed
himse,f the *rothonotar( of the 'o,( See) and that
this *ersona+e %as sendin+ a%a( a +reat sum of
mone( to an Ita,ian) three hundred ,ea+ues o) in the
name and eha,f of a Frenchman) on %hom the >in+
had esto%ed a sma,, ef or feeH ecause the said
Frenchman cou,d ne&er enJo( this enet of the
>in+$s conferrin+) if he did not +i&e to this Ita,ian the
rst (ear$s income"
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#The thin+)# said I) #is &er( trueH ut it is not
Guite such a ,au+hin+ matter either" It costs France
aout four hundred thousand ,i&res a (ear) in *ett(
duties of this >ind) and in the course of t%o cen8
turies and a ha,f) that this custom has ,asted) %e ha&e
a,read( sent to Ita,( fourscore mi,,ions"#
#'ea&en,( father# he e?c,aimed) #ho% man(
fort( cro%ns %ou,d that ma>e Some Ita,ian) then)
sudued us) I su**ose) t%o centuries and a ha,f a+o)
and ,aid that triute u*on us #
#In +ood faith)# ans%ered I) #he used to im*ose
on us) in former times) in a much more urdensome
%a(" That is ut a triMe in com*arison to %hat) for
a ,on+ time) he ,e&ied on our *oor nations of Euro*e"#
Then I re,ated to him ho% those ho,( usur*ations
had ta>en *,ace and came to e esta,ished" 'e
@ The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns"
>no%s a ,itt,e of histor() and does not %ant for sense"
'e easi,( concei&ed that %e had een s,a&es) and
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that %e %ere sti,, dra++in+ a ,itt,e it of our chain
that %e cou,d not +et rid of" 'e s*o>e much) and
%ith ener+() a+ainst this auseH ut %ith %hat re8
s*ect for re,i+ion in +enera," With %hat re&erence
did he e?*ress himse,f for the isho*s 'o% hearti,(
did he %ish them man( fort( cro%ns a (ear) that the(
mi+ht s*end them in their dioceses in +ood %or>s"
'e a,so %ished that a,, the countr( &icars mi+ht
ha&e a numer of fort( cro%ns) that the( mi+ht ,i&e
%ith decenc("
#It is a sad thin+)# said he) #that a &icar shou,d e
o,i+ed to dis*ute %ith his Moc> for t%o or three
shea&es of corn) and that he shou,d not e am*,( *aid
( the countr(" These eterna, contests for ima+inar(
ri+hts) for the tithes) destro( the res*ect that is o%in+
to them" The unha**( cu,ti&ator %ho sha,, ha&e
a,read( *aid to the co,,ectors his tenth *enn() and the
t%o*ence a ,i&re) and the ta?) and the ca*itation) and
the *urchase of his e?em*tion from ,od+in+ so,diers
after he sha,, ha&e ,od+ed so,diers for this unfor8
tunate man) I sa() to see the &icar ta>e a%a( in ad8
dition the tithe of his *roduce) he can no ,on+er ,oo>
on him as his *astor) ut as one that Ma(s him a,i&e
that tears from him the ,itt,e s>in that is ,eft him"
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'e fee,s ut too sensi,e) that %hi,e the( are) Jure
di&ino) roin+ him of his tenth sheaf) the( ha&e the
diao,ica, crue,t( not to +i&e him credit for a,, that
it %i,, ha&e cost him to ma>e that sheaf +ro%" What
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" @B
then remains to him for himse,f and fami,( Tears)
%ant) discoura+ement) des*air) and thus he dies of
fati+ue and miser(" If the &icar %ere *aid ( the
countr() he %ou,d e a comfort to his *arishioners)
instead of ein+ ,oo>ed on ( them as their enem("#
The %orth( man me,ted as he uttered these %ords H
he ,o&ed his countr() and the *u,ic +ood %as his
ido," 'e %ou,d sometimes em*hatica,,( sa() #What
a nation %ou,d the French e if it *,eased# We
%ent to see his son) %hom the mother) a &er( neat and
c,ean %oman) %as nursin+" #A,as # said the father)
#here thou art) *oor chi,d) and hast nothin+ to *re8
tend to ut t%ent(8three (ears of ,ife) and fort(
cro%ns a (ear"#
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C'APTER VIII"
ON PROPORTIONS"
The *roduce of the e?tremes is eGua, to the *ro8
duce of the means H ut t%o sac>s of corn sto,en
are not) to those %ho sto,e them) as the ,oss of their
,i&es is to the interest of the *erson from %hom the(
%ere sto,en"
The *rior of ) from %hom t%o of his domes8
tic ser&ants in the countr( had sto,en t%o measures
of corn) has Just had the t%o de,inGuents han+ed"
This e?ecution has cost him more than a,, his har&est
has een %orth to himH and since that time he has
not een a,e to +et a ser&ant"
If the ,a%s had ordained that such as sto,e their
@4 The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns"
master$s corn shou,d %or> in his +rounds durin+ their
,i&es in fetters) and %ith a e,, at their nec>) ?ed to
a co,,ar) the *rior %ou,d ha&e een a considera,e
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+ainer ( it"
#Terror shou,d e *re&enti&e,( em*,o(ed a+ainst
crimes#H &er( true) ut %or>) on com*u,sion) and
,astin+ shame) stri>e more terror than the +a,,o%s"
There %as) some months a+o at London) a ma,e8
factor %ho had een condemned to e trans*orted to
America to %or> there at the su+ar %or>s %ith the
ne+roes" In En+,and an( crimina,) as in man( other
countries) ma( +et a *etition *resented to the >in+)
either to otain a free *ardon or a miti+ation of the
sentence" This one *resented a *etition to e han+ed)
a,,e+in+ that he morta,,( hated %or>) and that he had
rather suer stran+,in+ for a minute than to ma>e
su+ar a,, his ,ifetime"
Others ma( thin> other%iseH e&er( one to his
taste" !ut it has een a,read( said) and cannot e
too often re*eated) that a man han+ed is +ood for
nothin+) and that *unishments ou+ht to e usefu,"
Some (ears a+o) in Tur>e() t%o (oun+ men %ere
condemned to e em*a,ed) for ha&in+ %ithout ta>8
in+ o their ca*s6) stood to see the *rocession of the
Lama *ass (" The Em*eror of China) %ho is a man
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of &er( +ood sense) said) that for his *art) he shou,d
ha&e condemned them to %a,> areheaded) in e&er(
*u,ic *rocession) for three months after%ards"
#Pro*ortion *unishments to crimes)# sa(s the
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" @
1arGuis !eccariaH ut those %ho made the ,a%s
%ere not +eometricians"
I hate the ,a%s of Draco) %hich *unish eGua,,(
crimes and fau,ts) %ic>edness and fo,,(" Let us
es*ecia,,( in a,, ,iti+ations) in a,, dissensions) in a,,
Guarre,s distin+uish the a++ressor from the *art(
oended) the o**ressor from the o**ressed" An of8
fensi&e %ar is the *rocedure of a t(rant H he %ho de8
fends himse,f is in the character of a Just man"
As I %as asored in these reMections) the 1an of
Fort( Cro%ns came to me a,, in tears" I as>ed) %ith
emotion) if his son) %ho %as ( ri+ht to ,i&e t%ent(8
three (ears) %as dead
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#No)# said he) #the ,itt,e one is &er( %e,,) and
so is m( %ife H ut I %as summoned to +i&e e&idence
a+ainst a mi,,er) %ho has een *ut to the torture)
ordinar( and e?traordinar() and %ho has een found
innocent" I sa% him faint a%a( under redou,ed
tortures" I heard the crash of his ones" 'is out8
cries and screams of a+on( are not (et out of m( ears H
the( haunt me" I shed tears for *it() and shudder
%ith horror"
'is tears dre% mine" I trem,ed) too) ,i>e him)
for I ha&e natura,,( an e?treme sensii,it("
1( memor( then re*resented to me the dreadfu,
fate of the Ca,as fami,( . A &irtuous mother in irons
her chi,dren in tears) and forced to M( her
house +i&en u* to *i,,a+e a res*ecta,e father of a
fami,( ro>en %ith torture a+oni2in+ on a %hee,)
@ The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns"
and e?*irin+ in the Mames H a son ,oaded %ith chains)
and dra++ed efore the Jud+es) one of %hom said to
him.
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#We ha&e Just no% ro>en (our father on the
%hee,H i&e %i,, rea> (ou a,i&e) too"#
I rememer the fami,( of Sir&en) %hom one of m(
friends met %ith amon+ the mountains co&ered %ith
ice) as the( %ere M(in+ from the *ersecution of a
Jud+e as i+norant as he %as unJust" This Jud+e he
to,d me6 had condemned an innocent fami,( to death
on a su**osition) %ithout the ,east shado% of *roof)
that the father and mother) assisted ( t%o of their
dau+hters) had cut the throat of the third) and
dro%ned her esides) for +oin+ to mass" I sa% in
Jud+ments of this >ind at once an e?cess of stu*idit()
of inJustice) and of ararit("
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns Joined %ith me in *it(8
in+ human nature" I had in m( *oc>et the discourse
of an attorne(8+enera, of Dau*hin() %hich turned
u*on &er( im*ortant matters" I read to him the fo,8
,o%in+ *assa+es .
#Certain,( those must ha&e een tru,( +reat men)
%ho) at rst) dared to ta>e u*on themse,&es the oQce
of +o&ernin+ their fe,,o% creatures) and to set their
shou,ders to the urden of the *u,ic %e,fare H %ho)
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for the sa>e of the +ood the( meant to do to men)
e?*osed themse,&es to their in+ratitude) and for the
*u,ic re*ose renounced their o%n H %ho made them8
se,&es) as one ma( sa() midd,e8men et%een their fe,8
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" @<
,o% creatures and Pro&idence) to com*ose for them)
( artice) a ha**iness %hich Pro&idence seems other8
%ise to ha&e refused to them ( an( other means"
#What ma+istrate %as e&er so care,ess of his re8
s*onsii,ities and duties to humanit( as to entertain
such ideas Cou,d he) in the so,itude of his c,oset)
%ithout shudderin+ %ith horror and *it() cast his
e(es on those *a*ers) the unfortunate monuments of
+ui,t or of innocence Shou,d he not thin> he hears
a *,ainti&e &oice and +roans issue from those fata,
%ritin+s) and *ress him to decide the destin( of a
suJect) of a husand) of a father) or of a %ho,e fam8
i,( What Jud+e can e so unmercifu, if he is
char+ed %ith ut one sin+,e *rocess6 as to *ass in
co,d ,ood efore the door of a *rison Is it I must
he sa( to himse,f6 %ho detain in that e?ecra,e *,ace
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m( fe,,o% creature) *erha*s m( countr(man) one of
human>ind) in short Is it I that conne him e&er(
da( that shut those e?ecra,e doors u*on him
Perha*s des*air %i,, ha&e sei2ed him" 'e sends u*
to hea&en m( name ,oaded %ith his curses) and
dout,ess ca,,s to %itness a+ainst me that +reat Jud+e
of the %or,d %ho oser&es us and %i,, Jud+e us oth"
#'ere a dreadfu, si+ht *resents itse,f on a sudden
to m( e(es . The Jud+e) tired %ith interro+atin+ (
%ords) has recourse to interro+ation ( tortures" Im8
*atient in his inGuiries and researches) and *erha*s
irritated at their inuti,it() he has rou+ht to him
torches) chains) ,e&ers) and a,, those instruments in8
Vo," @ ;<
@<= The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns"
&ented for *roducin+ *ain) An e?ecutioner comes to
inter*ose in the functions of the ma+istrac() and ter8
minates ( &io,ence a Judicia, interro+ation"
#ent,e *hi,oso*h( thou %ho ne&er see>est
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truth ut %ith attention and *atience) cou,dst thou
e?*ect) in an a+e that ta>es th( name) that such in8
struments %ou,d e em*,o(ed to disco&er that truth
#Can it e rea,,( true that our ,a%s a**ro&e this
inconcei&a,e method) and that custom consecrates it
#Their ,a%s imitate their *reJudices) their *u,ic
*unishments are as crue, as their *ri&ate &en+eance)
and the acts of their reason are scarce ,ess unmerci8
fu, than those of their *assions" What can e the
cause of this stran+e contrariet( It is ecause our
*reJudices are ancient) and our mora,it( ne%H it is
ecause %e are as *enetrated %ith our o*inions as %e
are inattenti&e to our ideas H it is ecause our *assion
for *,easures hinders us from reMectin+ on our %ants)
and that %e are more ea+er to ,i&e than to direct our8
se,&es ri+ht H it is) in a %ord) ecause our mora,s are
+ent,e %ithout ein+ +ood H it is ecause %e are *o,ite)
and are not so much as humane"#
These fra+ments) %hich e,oGuence had dictated
to humanit() ,,ed the heart of m( friend %ith a s%eet
conso,ation" 'e admired %ith tenderness"
#What # said he) #are such master*ieces as these
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*roduced in a *ro&ince I had een to,d that Paris
%as a,, the %or,d) or the on,( *,ace in it"#
#It is# said I) #the on,( *,ace for *roducin+ comic
o*eras H ut there are at this time) in the *ro&inces)
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" @<;
ma+istrates %ho thin> %ith the same &irtue and e?8
*ress themse,&es %ith the same force" Former,() the
orac,es of Justice) ,i>e those of mora,it() %ere noth8
in+ ut matter of mere ridicu,e" Dr" !a,ouard de8
c,aimed at the ar) and 'ar,eGuin in the *u,*it"
Phi,oso*h( has at ,en+th come) and has said) $Do not
s*ea> in *u,ic) un,ess to set forth ne% and usefu,
truths) %ith the e,oGuence of sentiment and of rea8
son"$ #
!ut) sa( the *raters) if %e ha&e nothin+ ne% to
sa() %hat then Wh() ho,d (our ton+ues) re*,ies
*hi,oso*h(" A,, those &ain discourses for *arade)
that contain nothin+ ut *hrases) are ,i>e the re on
the e&e of St" /ohn$s) >ind,ed on that da( of the (ear
in %hich there is the ,east %ant of it to heat one$s se,f
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it causes no *,easure) and not so much as the ashes
of it remain"
Let a,, France read +ood oo>s" !ut not%ith8
standin+ a,, the *ro+ress of the human understand8
in+) there are fe% that read) and amon+ those
%ho sometimes see> instruction) the readin+ for the
most *art is &er( i,, chosen" 1( nei+hors) men and
%omen) *ass their time) after dinner) at *,a(in+ an
En+,ish +ame) %hich I ha&e much diQcu,t( to *ro8
nounce) since the( ca,, it %hist" 1an( +ood citi2ens)
man( thic> heads) %ho ta>e themse,&es for +ood
heads) te,, (ou) %ith an air of im*ortance) that oo>s
are +ood for nothin+" !ut) 1essieurs) the critics) do
not (ou >no% that (ou are +o&erned on,( ( oo>s
Do not (ou >no% that the statutes) the mi,itar( code)
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and the +os*e, are oo>s on %hich (ou continua,,(
de*end ReadH im*ro&e (ourse,&es" It is readin+
a,one that in&i+orates the understandin+ H con&ersa8
tion dissi*ates it H *,a( contracts it"
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Thus it %as that the 1an of Fort( Cro%ns *ro8
ceeded to form) as one ma( sa() his head and his
heart" 'e not on,( succeeded to the inheritance
of his t%o fair cousins) ut he came a,so to a fortune
,eft ( a &er( distant re,ation) %ho had een a su8
farmer of the mi,itar( hos*ita,s) %here he had fat8
tened himse,f on the strict astinence to %hich he had
*ut the %ounded so,diers" This man ne&er %ou,d
marr(" 'e ne&er %ou,d o%n an( of his re,ations"
'e ,i&ed in the hei+ht of deaucher() and died at
Paris of a surfeit" 'e %as) as an( one ma( see) a
&er( usefu, memer of the state"
Our ne% *hi,oso*her %as o,i+ed to +o to Paris
to +et *ossession of the inheritance of this re,ati&e"
At rst the farmers of the domain dis*uted it %ith
him" 'e had the +ood ,uc>) ho%e&er) to +ain his
cause) and the +enerosit( to +i&e to the *oor of his
nei+horhood) %ho had not their contin+ent of fort(
cro%ns a (ear) a *art of the s*oi,s of the deceased son
of fortune" After %hich he set himse,f aout satis8
f(in+ his *assion for ha&in+ a ,irar("
'e read e&er( mornin+ and made e?tracts" In
the e&enin+ he consu,ted the ,earned to >no% in %hat
,an+ua+e the ser*ent had ta,>ed to our +ood mother H
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%hether the sou, is in the ca,,ous od() or in the *inea,
+,and H %hether St" Peter ,i&ed &e and t%ent( (ears
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at Rome H %hat s*ecic dierence there is et%een a
throne and a dominion H and %h( the ne+roes ha&e a
Mat nose" 'e *ro*osed to himse,f) esides) ne&er to
+o&ern the state) nor to %rite an( *am*h,ets a+ainst
ne% dramatic *ieces" 'e %as ca,,ed 1r" Andre%)
%hich %as his Christian name" Those %ho ha&e
>no%n him do Justice to his modest( and to his Gua,8
ities) oth natura, and acGuired"
C'APTER I9"
A REAT 70ARREL"
Durin+ the sta( of 1r" Andre% at Paris there ha*8
*ened a &er( im*ortant Guarre," The *oint %as to
decide %hether 1arcus Antoninus %as an honest man
and %hether he %as in he,, or in *ur+ator() or in
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,imo) %aitin+ ti,, the da( of resurrection" A,, the
men of sense too> the *art of 1arcus Antoninus"
The( said . #Antoninus has een a,%a(s Just) tem8
*erate) chaste) and enecent" It is true) he has not
so +ood a *,ace in *aradise as St" Anthon() for *ro8
*ortions ou+ht to e oser&ed) as has een efore rec8
ommended" !ut certain,( the sou, of Antoninus is
not roastin+ on a s*it in he,," If he is in *ur+ator() he
ou+ht to e de,i&ered out of it H there need on,( e
masses said for him" Let the /esuits) %ho ha&e no
,on+er an(thin+ to do) sa( three thousand masses for
the re*ose of the sou, of 1arcus Antoninus" Put8
tin+ each mass at fteen *ence) the( %i,, +et t%o
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thousand t%o hundred and ft( ,i&res ( it" !e8
sides) some res*ect is o%in+ to a cro%ned head" 'e
shou,d not e ,i+ht,( damned"
The *art( o**osed to these +ood *eo*,e *retended)
on the contrar() that no com*oundin+ for sa,&ation
ou+ht to e a,,o%ed to 1arcus AntoninusH that he
%as a heretic H that the Car*ocratians and the A,o+i
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%ere not so ad as he H that he had died %ithout con8
fession H that it %as necessar( to ma>e an e?am*,e H
that it %as ri+ht to damn him) if ut to teach etter
manners to the em*erors of China and /a*an to
those of Persia) Tur>e() and 1orocco to the >in+s
of En+,and) S%eden) Denmar>) and Prussia to the
stadtho,der of 'o,,and to the a&o(ers of the Canton
at !erne) %ho no more +o to confession than did the
Em*eror 1arcus Antoninus H that) in short) there is
an uns*ea>a,e *,easure in *assin+ sentence a+ainst a
dead so&erei+n) %hich one cou,d not fu,minate
a+ainst him in his ,ifetime) for fear of ,osin+ one$s
ears"
This Guarre, ecame as furious as %as former,(
that of the 0rsu,ines and the Annonciades" " " "
In short) it %as feared that it %ou,d come to a schism)
as in the time of the hundred and one 1other oose$s
ta,es) and of certain i,,s *a(a,e to the earer in the
other %or,d" To e sure) a schism is somethin+ &er(
terri,e" The meanin+ of the %ord is a di&ision in
o*inion) and ti,, this fata, moment a,, men had een
a+reed to thin> the same thin+"
1r" Andre%) %ho %as an e?ce,,ent memer of so8
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The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" @<B
ciet() in&ited the chiefs of the t%o *arties to su* %ith
him" 'e is one of the est com*anions that %e ha&e"
'is humor is +ent,e and ,i&e,(H his +a(et( is not
nois( H he is o*en) fran>) and eas(" 'e has not that
sort of %it %hich seems to aim at stiMin+ that of
others" The authorit( %hich he conci,iates to him8
se,f is due to nothin+ ut his +racefu, manner) to his
moderation) and to a round) +ood8natured face) %hich
is Guite *ersuasi&e" 'e cou,d ha&e rou+ht to su*
cheerfu,,( to+ether a Corsican and a enoese a re*8
resentati&e of ene&a and a ne+ati&e man the mufti
and an archisho*" 'e mana+ed so de?trous,( as
to ma>e the rst stro>e that the dis*utants of oth
*arties aimed at each other fa,, to the +round) ( turn8
in+ o the discourse and ( te,,in+ a &er( di&ertin+
ta,e) %hich *,eased eGua,,( the damnin+ and the
damned" In short) %hen the( had +ot a ,itt,e +ood8
humored and e,e&ated %ith %ine) he made them si+n
an a+reement that the sou, of 1arcus Antoninus
shou,d remain in statu Guo that is to sa() nood(
>no%s %here ti,, the da( of na, Jud+ment"
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The sou,s of the doctors of di&init( returned Gui8
et,( to their ,imos after su**er) and a,, %as ca,m"
This adJustment of the Guarre, did +reat honor to the
1an of Fort( Cro%ns H and) since then) %hene&er an(
&er( *ee&ish &iru,ent dis*ute arose amon+ men of ,et8
ters) or amon+ men not of ,etters) the ad&ice +i&en
%as) #ent,emen) +o and su* at 1aster Andre%$s#
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C'APTER 9"
A RASCAL REP0LSED"
The re*utation %hich 1r" Andre% had acGuired
for *acif(in+ Guarre,s ( +i&in+ +ood su**ers
dre% u*on him ,ast %ee> a sin+u,ar &isit" A dar>8
com*,e?ioned man) shai,( enou+h dressed) rather
croo>8ac>ed) %ith his head ,eanin+ to%ard one
shou,der) a ha++ard e(e and dirt( hands) as>ed to e
in&ited to a su**er %ith his enemies"
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#Who are (our enemies # said 1r" Andre%) #and
%ho are (ou #
#A,as) sir)# said he) #I am forced to confess that
I am ta>en for one of those %retches that com*ose
,ie,s to +et read) and %ho are fore&er cr(in+ out)
$Re,i+ion re,i+ion re,i+ion $ in order to come into
some ,itt,e enece" I am accused of ha&in+ ca,umni8
ated some of the most tru,( re,i+ious suJects) the
most sincere adorers of di&init() and the most honest
men of the >in+dom" It is true) sir) that in the heat
of com*osition there often fa,, from the *en of those
of m( trade certain ,itt,e inad&ertencies or s,i*s)
%hich are ta>en for +ross errors) and some ,ierties
ta>en %ith the truth) %hich are termed im*udent ,ies"
Our 2ea, is ,oo>ed u*on in the ,i+ht of a horrid mi?8
ture of &i,,ain( and fanaticism" It has een a,,e+ed
that %hi,e %e are ensnarin+ the eas( faith of some
si,,( o,d %omen) %e are the scorn and e?ecration of
a,, the men of %orth %ho can read"
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" @<
#1( enemies are the *rinci*a, memers of the
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most i,,ustrious academies of Euro*e) %riters much
esteemed) and enecent memers of societ(" I ha&e
ut Just *u,ished a oo> under the tit,e of #Anti8
*hi,oso*hica,"# I had nothin+ ut the est intentions)
and (et no one %ou,d u( m( oo>" Those to %hom
I made *resents of it thre% it into the re) te,,in+ me
it %as not on,( anti8reasona,e) ut anti8Christian)
and e?treme,( anti8decent"#
#We,,) then# said 1r" Andre% to him) #fo,,o%
the e?am*,e of those to %hom (ou *resented (our
,ie,) thro% it into the re) and ,et no more e said
of it" It is unnecessar( to as> (ou to su* %ith men
of %it) %ho can ne&er e (our enemies) since the( %i,,
ne&er read (ou"#
#Cou,d not (ou) sir) at ,east)# said the h(*ocrite to
him) #reconci,e me %ith the re,ations of the deceased
1onsieur de 1ontesGuieu) to %hose memor( I of8
fered an indi+nit() that I mi+ht +i&e honor and +,or(
to the re&erend father Rout"
#3ounds # said 1r" Andre%) #the re&erend father
Rout has een dead this ,on+ time H +o and su* %ith
him"#
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C'APTER 9L
T'E OOD SENSE OF 1R" ANDREW"
!ut ho% +reat,( did the sense of 1r" Andre% im8
*ro&e in &i+or from the time he *rocured a ,irar(
'e ,i&es %ith oo>s as %ith men) and is carefu, in his
choice of them" What a *,easure it is to +ain instruc8
tion) to en,ar+e one$s mind ( stud(in+ the est %or>s
of the +reatest authors"
'e con+ratu,ates himse,f on ein+ orn at a time
%hen human reason is tendin+ to%ard *erfection"
#'o% unha**( shou,d I ha&e een)# he used to sa()
#if the a+e I ,i&e in had een that in %hich the( used
to condemn to the +a,,e(s those %ho %rote a+ainst
the cate+ories of Aristot,e"#
Distress had %ea>ened the s*rin+s of 1r" An8
dre%$s sou,H ut +ood fortune restored their e,as8
ticit(" There are man( Andre%s in the %or,d to
%hom nothin+ is %antin+ ut a turn of the %hee, of
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fortune to ma>e of them men of true merit"
'e is no% %e,, acGuainted %ith a,, the aairs of
Euro*e) and es*ecia,,( %ith the *ro+ress of the hu8
man understandin+"
'e recent,( remar>ed to me that Reason tra&e,s (
s,o% Journe(s from north to south) in com*an( %ith
her t%o intimate friends) E?*erience and To,eration"
A+ricu,ture and Commerce attend them" When Rea8
son *resented herse,f in Ita,() the con+re+ation of the
Inde? stern,( re*u,sed her" A,, she cou,d do %as to
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" @<<
secret,( send some of her a+ents) %ho) in s*ite of her
enemies) do some +ood" Let ut some (ears more
*ass) and it is to e ho*ed that the countr( of the
Sci*ios %i,, no ,on+er e that of har,eGuins in mon>s$
haits"
She has sometimes met %ith crue, foes in France H
ut she has no% so man( friends in that >in+dom that
she stands a +ood chance of at ,en+th ecomin+ rst
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minister there"
When she *resented herse,f in !a&aria and Aus8
tria) she found t%o or three +reat %i+8,oc>s that
stared at her %ith stu*id and astonished e(es" Their
+reetin+ %as. #1adam) %e ne&er heard of (ouH
%e do not >no% (ou"# 'er ans%er to %hich %as .
#ent,emen) in time (ou %i,, come to >no% me and
to ,o&e me" I ha&e een %e,, recei&ed at !er,in) at
1osco%) at Co*enha+en) at Stoc>ho,m" It is ,on+
a+o that I ha&e een natura,i2ed ( Act of Par,iament
in En+,and) throu+h the ,aors of Loc>e) ordon)
Trenchard) Lord Shaftesur() and a numer of others
of the same nation" 5ou %i,,) some da( or other)
confer on me the ,i>e +rant" I am the dau+hter of
Time" I e?*ect e&er(thin+ from m( father"#
When she *assed o&er the frontiers of S*ain and
Portu+a,) she ,essed od on oser&in+ that the res
of the InGuisition %ere ,ess freGuent,( >ind,ed" She
reJoiced on seein+ the /esuits e?*e,,edH ut %as
afraid that) %hi,e the countr( had een c,eared of the
fo?es) it %as sti,, ,eft e?*osed to the ra&a+es of
%o,&es"
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If she ma>es an( fresh attem*ts to +ain entrance
into Ita,( it is thou+ht she %i,, e+in ( esta,ishin+
herse,f at Venice H and that she %i,, ta>e u* her aode
in the >in+dom of Na*,es) in s*ite of the ,iGuefaction
of the saint$s ,ood in that countr() %hich a%a>ens
in her mind mournfu, reMections on human credu,8
it(" It is *retended that she has an infa,,i,e secret
for unt(in+ the strin+s of a cro%n) %hich are en8
tan+,ed) nood( >no%s ho%) in those of a mitre"
C'APTER 9II"
T'E OOD S0PPER AT 1R" ANDREW$S"
We su**ed at 1r" Andre%$s (esterda() to+ether
%ith a Doctor Soronne) %ith 1onsieur Pinto) the
ce,erated /e%) %ith the cha*,ain of the Protestant
cha*e, of the Dutch amassador) the secretar( of the
Prince a,,itsin of the ree> Church) a Ca,&inist
S%iss ca*tain) t%o *hi,oso*hers) and three ,adies of
+reat %it"
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The su**er %as a &er( ,on+ one H and (et) so *o,ite
it must e o%ned %e are +ro%n so much is one
afraid at su**er to +i&e an( cause of oence to one$s
rethren) that there %as no more dis*utin+ u*on re8
,i+ion than as if not one of those at ta,e had e&er had
an(" It is not so %ith the Re+ent Co+e) and the e?8
/esuit Patoui,,et) and %ith a,, the anima,s of that
>ind" Those *itifu, creatures %i,, sa( more stu*id,(
ausi&e thin+s in one *am*h,et of t%o *a+es than
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" :=;
the est com*an( in Paris can sa( a+reea,e and in8
structi&e ones in a su**er of four hours" And %hat
is stran+er (et) the( dare not te,, a man to his face
%hat the( ha&e the im*udence to *rint"
The con&ersation turned at rst on a *iece of *,eas8
antr( in the #Persian Letters)# in %hich it is re8
*eated) after a numer of +ra&e *ersona+es) that the
%or,d is not on,( +ro%in+ %orse) ut that it is e8
comin+ de*o*u,ated) so that if the *ro&er shou,d
ha&e an( truth in it) that #the more foo,s there are)
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the more ,au+hter)# ,au+hin+ is ,i>e,( to e soon
anished from the face of the earth"
The Doctor of Soronne assured us that) in fact)
the %or,d %as a,most reduced to nothin+" 'e Guoted
the Father Petau) %ho demonstrates that in ,ess
than three hundred (ears the descendants of one of
the sons of Noah I for+et %hether it %as Shem or
/a*heth6) amounted to si? hundred and t%e,&e mi,8
,ions three hundred and ft(8ei+ht thousand true e8
,ie&ers %ithin t%o hundred and ei+ht(8&e (ears after
the uni&ersa, de,u+e"
1r" Andre% as>ed) %h( in the time of Phi,i* ,e
!e,) that is to sa() aout three hundred (ears after
'u+h Ca*et) there %ere not si? hundred and t%ent(8
three thousand mi,,ions of *rinces of the ro(a, fam8
i,(
#It is)# said the Doctor of Soronne) #ecause the
stoc> of faith has +reat,( decreased"#
A +reat dea/ %as said aout Thees and its hun8
dred +ates) and of the mi,,ion of so,diers that issued
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out of those +ates %ith the t%ent( thousand chariots
of %ar"
#Shut the oo> there)# said 1r" Andre% . #Since
I ha&e ta>en to readin+ I e+ to sus*ect that the same
+enius that %rote ara+antua used of (ore to %rite
a,, the histories"#
#!ut) in short)# said one of the com*an() #Thees)
1em*his) !a(,on) Nine&eh) Tro() Se,eucia %ere
+reat cities once) and no% no ,on+er e?ist"#
#ranted)# ans%ered the secretar( of the Prince
a,,itsinH #ut 1osco%) Constantino*,e) London)
Paris) Amsterdam) L(ons %hich is etter than
e&er Tro( %as6) and a,, the to%ns of France) er8
man() S*ain) and the North %ere then deserts"#
The S%iss ca*tain) a +ent,eman of +reat >no%,8
ed+e) o%ned to us that %hen his ancestors too> it
into their heads to Guit their mountains and their
*reci*ices to +o and ta>e forci,e *ossession) as %as
ut reasona,e) of a ner countr() Caesar) %ho sa%
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%ith his o%n e(es the ,ist of those emi+rants) found
that their numer amounted to three hundred and
si?t(8ei+ht thousand) inc,usi&e of the o,d) the chi,8
dren) and the %omen" At this time the sin+,e canton
of !erne *ossesses as man( inhaitants) %hich is not
Guite the ha,f of S%it2er,and) and I can assure (ou
that the thirteen cantons ha&e ao&e se&en hundred
and t%ent( thousand sou,s) inc,udin+ the nati&es %ho
are ser&in+ or carr(in+ on usiness in other countries"
From such data +ent,emen of ,earnin+ ma>e asurd
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" :=:
ca,cu,ations and the( ase fa,,acious s(stems on no
etter footin+"
The Guestion ne?t a+itated %as %hether the citi8
2ens of Rome) in the time of the Caesars) %ere richer
than the citi2ens of Paris in the time of 1onsieur
Si,houette
#Oh)# sa(s 1r" Andre%) #this is a *oint on %hich
I ha&e some ca,, to s*ea>" I %as a ,on+ time the 1an
of Fort( Cro%ns) ut I concei&e that the citi2ens of
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Rome had more" Those i,,ustrious roers on the
hi+h%a( *i,,a+ed the nest countries of Asia) of
Africa) and of Euro*e" The( ,i&ed s*,endid,( on the
*roduce of their ra*ines H ut (et there %ere dout8
,ess some e++ars at Rome" I am *ersuaded that
amon+ those conGuerors of the %or,d there %ere
some reduced to an income of fort( cro%ns a (ear) as
I former,( %as"#
#Do (ou >no%)# said a ,earned memer of the
Academ( of Inscri*tions and !e,,es8,ettres) #that
it cost Lucu,,us) for e&er( su**er he +a&e in the sa8
,oon of A*o,,o) thirt(8nine thousand three hundred
and t%e,&e ,i&res of our mone( H ut that the ce,e8
rated e*icurean Atticus did not e?*end ao&e t%o
hundred and thirt( ,i&res a month for his ta,e"#
#If that e true)# said I) #he deser&ed to e *resi8
dent of the 1iser8societ() ,ate,( esta,ished in Ita,("
I ha&e read) as (ou ha&e done) in F,orus) that incred8
i,e anecdote H ut) *erha*s F,orus had ne&er su**ed
%ith Atticus) or e,se his te?t) ,i>e so man( others)
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has een corru*ted ( co*(ists" No F,orus sha,, e&er
ma>e me e,ie&e that the friend of Caesar and of Pom8
*e() of Cicero and of Anton() a,, of %hom %ere often
entertained at his house) +ot o for somethin+ ,ess
than ten ,ouis d$or a month" !ut thus e?act,( $tis
that histor( is %ritten"#
1adam Andre%) for her *art) to,d the ,earned
memer of the Academ( that if he %ou,d >ee* her
ta,e for ten times as much) she %ou,d e +reat,(
o,i+ed to him"
I am *ersuaded that this e&enin+ at 1r" Andre%$s
cost him as much as the month,( e?*ense of Atticus"
As for the ,adies) the( e?*ressed a dout %hether the
su**ers of Rome %ere more a+reea,e than those of
Paris" The con&ersation %as &er( +a( thou+h ,ean8
in+ a ,itt,e to the ,earned" There %as no ta,> of ne%
fashions nor of the ridicu,ous *art of an( one$s char8
acter or conduct) nor of the scanda,ous histor( of the
da("
The Guestion u*on ,u?ur( %as discussed and
searched to the ottom" It %as mooted %hether or
not ,u?ur( had een the ruin of the Roman Em*ire H
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and it %as *ro&ed that the t%o em*ires of the east
and %est o%ed their destruction to nothin+ ut to
re,i+ious contro&ersies and to the mon>s H and) in fact)
%hen A,aric too> Rome) its %ho,e attention %as en8
+rossed ( theo,o+ica, dis*utes H %hen 1ahomet too>
Constantino*,e the mon>s defended much etter the
eternit( of the ,i+ht of 1ount Taor) %hich the(
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" :=B
sa% on their na&e,) than the( defended the to%n
a+ainst the Tur>s"
One of our men of ,earnin+ made a &er( si+ni8
cant remar>" It %as that those t%o +reat em*ires
%ere annihi,ated) ut that the %or>s of Vir+i,) 'or8
ace) and O&id sti,, e?ist"
From the a+e of Au+ustus the( made ut one
s>i* to the a+e of Louis 9IV" A ,ad( *ut the Gues8
tion %h( it %as that %ith a +reat dea, of %it there
%as no ,on+er *roduced scarce,( an( %or> of +enius
1r" Andre% ans%ered that it %as ecause such
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%or>s had een *roduced in the ,ast a+e" This idea
%as ne,( s*un) and (et so,id,( true" It ore a thor8
ou+h hand,in+" After that the( fe,, %ith some
harshness u*on a Scotchman) %ho had ta>en it
into his head to +i&e ru,es to taste) and to criticise
the most admira,e *assa+es of Racine) %ithout
understandin+ French" !ut there %as one De8
nina sti,, more se&ere,( treated" 'e had aused
1ontesGuieu$s #S*irit of La%s# %ithout com*re8
hendin+ him) and had es*ecia,,( censured %hat is
the most ,i>ed and a**ro&ed in that %or>"
This reca,,ed to m( mind !oi,eau$s ma>in+ a
*arade of his aected contem*t of Tasso" One of
the com*an( ad&anced that Tasso) %ith a,, his
fau,ts) %as as su*erior to 'omer as 1ontesGuieu)
%ith his sti,, +reater im*erfections) %as ao&e the
farra+o of rotius" !ut there %as *resent,( a
stron+ o**osition made to these fa,se criticisms)
Vo," @ @=
:=4 The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns"
dictated ( nationa, hatred and *reJudice" The
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Sei+nior Denina %as treated as he deser&ed) and
as *edants ou+ht to e ( men of %it"
It %as es*ecia,,( remar>ed) %ith much sa+acit()
that the +reatest *art of the ,iterar( %or>s of this
a+e) as %e,, as of the con&ersations) turned on the
e?amination of the master*ieces of the ,ast centur()
in %hich %e are ,i>e disinherited chi,dren) %ho are
ta>in+ an estimate of their father$s estate" It %as
confessed that *hi,oso*h( had made +reat *ro+ress)
ut that the ,an+ua+e and st(,e %as some%hat cor8
ru*ted"
It is the nature of a,, these con&ersations to ma>e
transitions from one suJect to another" A,, these
oJects of curiosit() of science) and of taste) soon
&anished) to +i&e %a( to the +reat scene %hich the
Em*ress of Russia and the Kin+ of Po,and %ere
+i&in+ to the %or,d" The( had een Just raisin+ u*
and restorin+ the ri+hts of o**ressed humanit()
and esta,ishin+ ,iert( of conscience in a *art of
the +,oe of a much +reater e?tent than the o,d
Roman Em*ire" This ser&ice done to human >ind)
this e?am*,e +i&en to so man( courts) %as men8
tioned %ith the a**,ause it deser&ed" 'ea,ths %ere
drun> to the *hi,oso*hica, em*ress) to the ro(a,
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*hi,oso*her) and to the *hi,oso*hica, *rimate) %ith
the %ish of their ha&in+ man( imitators" E&en the
doctors of Soronne admired them) for there are
some *ersons of +ood sense in that od() as there
%ere former,( some men of %it amon+ the !oeotians"
The 1an of Fort( Cro%ns" :=
The Russian secretar( astonished us %ith a recita,
of the +reat esta,ishments the( %ere formin+ in
Russia" It %as as>ed %h( *eo*,e %ere) in +enera,)
more fond of readin+ the histor( of Char,es
9II") %ho *assed his ,ife in destro(in+) than that
of Peter the reat) %ho consumed his in creatin+
On this %e conc,uded that %ea>ness and a fri&o,ous
turn of mind are the causes of this *referenceH that
Char,es 9II" %as the Don 7ui?ote) and Peter) the
So,on of the NorthH that su*ercia, understand8
in+s *refer a %i,d) e?tra&a+ant heroism to the +reat
&ie%s of a ,e+is,atorH that the *articu,ars of the
foundation of a to%n are ,ess *,easin+ to them than
the rashness of a man %ho) at the head of on,( his
domestics) ra&es an arm( of ten thousand Tur>sH
and that) in short) most readers ,o&e amusement
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etter than instruction" Thence it is that a hundred
%omen read #The Thousand and One Araian
Ni+hts# for one that reads t%o cha*ters of Loc>e"
What %as not ta,>ed of at this su**er of %hich
I sha,, ,on+ retain the rememrance It %as a,so
in course to sa( a %ord of the actors and actresses)
that eterna, suJect of the ta,e8ta,> of Versai,,es
and of Paris" It %as a+reed that a +ood dec,aimer
%as as rare as a +ood *oet" For m( *art) I must
o%n that P,ato$s anGuet cou,d not ha&e +i&en me
more *,easure than that of 1onsieur and 1adame
Andre%"
Our &er( *rett( +ent,emen and our &er( ne