When you positively have to

kill everything with a pulse

in the room, or anywhere for

that matter. Stand tall and

proud with this puppy and

feel proud knowing you have

the ability to rip someone a

new one.

Not satisfied with just

killing your enemies? Why not

send them to another time

paradox with this handy

pocket sized time rift

inducer. Thank you Dr.

H a w k i n g

Everyone loves nature, not

enough people take time t o

see what i ts like to spend a

day in their eyes. Why not

use this little number to

make sure everyone can see

what its like to be a chicken?

the only way to m ake

sure everyone is having

a good time. Throw

down the best tunes

(mirrorball included)

make your enemies have

a night to remember.

Then blow them to bits.

The lights on the plant’s

The lights on the plant’s

123 Nic

e place

your house here

postcode here

123 Nice place

your house here

postcode here