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  • 2014 2014

    2014 BONGO ENTERTAINMEN

    T, IN

    C. THE SIMPSONS TM

    & TWEN

    TIETH CEN

    TURY FOX FILM

    CORPORATION. A

    LL RIGHTS RESERVED.

    7

    598342 02851

    99211

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  • but then he got caught in a NUCLEAR EXPLOSION and became the greatest hero ever! choke!

    \ have become a... RADIOACTIVE MAN

    hmmm. youreright. superheroesnever WANT toget powers. but

    WE DO

    what are you thinking?

    lets give OURSELVES super powers!

    weve seen howit happens in the comics, so we just have to follow

    their lead!

    you mean,like joining the army

    and hoping they put usin the SUPER SOLDIER

    program?

    nah. heardall super sciencegot slashed inthe last roundof government

    cuts.but

    definitely knowwhere we can find

    some SCIENCEGONE WRONG

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  • soon...doo dee doo.dee doo dee.

    chemistry is theway to be...

    but remember...it has to be an ACCIDENT

    there it is!our ticket tothe superiorsquadron!

    whoops!how clumsy

    of me!

    great glavin,dont touch that! my formula isnt

    complete! evenbetter!

    that compound is for aSHAMPOO COMPANY. its supposedto give your hair more body, but

    m not sure if it will work!

    shampoo?! darn it!

    how is itworking? sigh! my

    hair is full, lush, andsmells like

    guava.

    SUCCESS

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  • why is it so hard for normal kids to get superhuman

    abilities?we need something BIG something that can really give us POWER something

    like...

    the nuclear plant!

    if there isany chance of usgetting powers,its in there!

    this willbe the most exciting origin story ever!

    whats yoursuperhero name goingto be, bart? m gonna call myself captain

    stupendous!

    thereit is! the

    CONTAINMENT CORE goodbye

    swirlies, hello girlies!

    help! anyone, HELP

    okay! letsget us some nice, healthy radiation!

    bart, look!

    KEEPOUT

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  • was catchingup on last months

    safety inspection, and the door slammedshut on me! HELP

    EMERGENCYSAFETYBUTTON

    phew! anotherminute in there and

    d have been done for! might have mutated

    into an AMAZINGCOLOSSAL HOMER*

    hey!what are

    you two doingin here?

    trying toget super powers! but we cant even do THAT right!

    *thatd NEVER happen! but if it did, itd be in simpsons comics #1! editor nathan

    but youalready HAVEsuper powers!youre KIDS

    you can fit through small spaces, youve got WAY too much energy,

    and adults will always look the other way when you get into

    trouble.

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  • BANANA OIL thatbacon stretcher is a

    BURNS FAMILY HEIRLOOMnow cease yourlollygagging and

    go find it!eep! yes,

    sir!

    that ninny musthave gotten lost in the UNDERGROUND CATACOMBS. well, monty, it looks asif it falls to you to SAVE

    THE DAY once again. GADZOOKS

    ...but even HEdoesnt know all the secrets of stately

    BURNS MANOR

    mr. smithersmay have beenmy lackey for

    years...

    excellent!

    to theBURNS CAVE

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  • what th--?!whos been messing with this thing?

    one change of clothes later...

    and so...

    ahrr...indeed.

    as you were.

    on yourleft!

    hey,boss.

    hello, rupert.

    GOOD GRAVYwhats all this

    kerfuffle?!

    hmmm...nowwhich way to proceed?if memory serves, the

    storage area is betweenthe LAKE OF FIRE andthe SERPENT PITS...

    ...or is thatthe WELL OF DESPAIR no matter. \msure \ canfind it.

    you fellows seem to have lost weight. looking good!

    AHHRR ARR

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  • \ assure you, this is just a misunder--

    NOOOMR. BURNS

    SILENCE all trespassers must be dealt with! your punishment

    is...

    ...DEATH

    what inthe name of aljolson is goingon here? \ say,

    you there!

    WHODARES...

    \ dont know howyou got in here, butyou wont be leaving!

    prepare to die!!

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