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CLUB SIBERME CLUB SIERRA BERMEJA SOCIO-CULTURAL DE ESTEPONA INTERNATIONAL CLUB OF ESTEPONA FOR ALL ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE of San Pedro - Estepona - Casares - Manilva - Sotogrande & Beyond April 2013 Edition

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CLUB SIBERME CLUB SIERRA BERMEJA

SOCIO-CULTURAL DE ESTEPONA

INTERNATIONAL CLUB OF ESTEPONA

FOR ALL ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE of San Pedro - Estepona - Casares - Manilva -

Sotogrande & Beyond

April 2013 Edition

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Page 24 Future Events

Page 26 Match Making 4, Members Article

Page 27 Dan’s Cookbook

Page 28 Poetry Corner

Page 30 Puzzle Page Page 32 General Information

Page 33 Committee and Advert Info

Page 34 Just for a Smile

Page 5 Presidents Letter

Page 6 Bulletin Board – Lottery

Page 8/9/10 Computer Tips - Scam of

Month

Page 10/11 Nigel's Classified Ad’s Page 11/12/13 Past Events Page 14 This Months Events

Page 18 & 23 April Calendar

President Doug Mitchell Editor Terry Smith Advertising Jackie Simmonds

Disclaimer: - The committee wishes to declare that ICE does not accept

responsibility for the contents of articles nor the claims made by advertisers.

Printed by Digiprint, Avda Litoral, Edificio Visamar, Blq 2 Local 9, 29680 Estepona

Visit Our New Improved Club Website: www.siberme.com

Free Wi-Fi for members at the clubhouse. Now upgraded to 8Mb

The magazine is published on the website on or before the first day of each month.

Please mention ICE club & magazine when contacting advertisers.

Editor Terry Smith

Phone 951 276 690

Mobile 677 656 319

Email: [email protected]

ICE Magazine Contents

Editorial What a great spirit of our volunteer kitchen staff during a major power cut back in February. We arrived at the club to find not only no electric but also no gas. However our volunteers, Julie and Richard together with Isabella and Conchita, decided to carry on regardless to ensure our regular mem-bers did not go without their lunch. Vegetables were cooked on BBQ burners and the meat was taken to her home for cooking by Joan Thompson. It was almost served on time, well done and thanks to those involved. The president has now appointed new committee member Margaret Whittley to take over as Publicity Officer, who will also in the future bring the club even further in the twenty-first century by the club hav-ing a Facebook page. I should like to thank those who have helped me in the past years with informa-tion and photo’s for newspapers although not always published by them. Terry Smith

Input from members for your

magazine, interesting articles

and experiences. Important

information, funny stories,

poetry, restaurant revues.

These can be emailed to me or

left at the clubhouse.

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back, neck and limb injuries,

children and expectant mothers.

Mobile: 625 957 673

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Estepona

Located immediately opposite the

underground car park entrance,

facing the sea.

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for all your Household

Goods Curtains

& Materials etc.

At the corner of

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behind the Bus Station

in San Pedro

Open Monday to Friday

10.00am to 2-00pm

Tel: 952 788 117

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Ask For THERESA or SARA

We are offering a promotion on

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for 12 Euros.

Monday to Thursday

OAP days are Monday and Tuesday

Estepona Port

Opposite Club Nautico

All kinds of

sewing

undertaken

I will do all repairs and alterations

I make curtains

Dressmaking

Upholstery of terrace furniture

And even equine or pet accessories

No job is too large or too small

Call Heidi on 606-237-757

[email protected]

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Food For Thought Submitted by Rosemary Ferguson

“Life must be lived forwards but reviewed backwards”

Behind the Scenes - Estepona Business & Internet Centre My most dominant memory of our November Open Day was the constant clamour of conver-sation emanating from the shop, the insistent demands for more food from Sue (pressed into service as an emergency waitress), and the increasing urgency of washing more glasses to cope with an ever thirsty crowd. Occasionally a message from Julie would be passed down the chain by a harassed Jackie that I had to go faster. You see, during the whole evening I was confined to a cell at the back of the shop charged with keeping victuals arriving. We to-tally underestimated the numbers of loyal customers that would support the event. I eventually emerged to a wasteland of empty plates and dirty glasses. Scattered amongst the debris were a few die-hards finishing the last dregs of wine. A bedraggled and exhausted Ferran from La Casa Del Rey who had experienced his first exposure to an expat throng was surrounded by empty bottles. Our newly appointed member of staff, Jackie, looking bemused, was studying her contract for a get out clause, and Julie was muttering, as she does, 'Never again'. My cheery 'Well that seemed to go OK' was met with a deathly silence and a soggy bread roll. This time will be different. The tastes of Andalucía will be supplied by the excellent chef from La Casa del Rey. We will have more glasses and plates and my sole task will be washing up. I may even have time to converse with guests. You are all welcome. Nick Nutter, Estepona Port Business Centre Your Invitation Page 35, See Also Advert On Page 16

Volunteer bar staff required to join the rota for club

events, just once a month would be great help.

Training given. See Sue Potter, Bar Manager

Presidents Letter April 2013 The AGM is over for another year. It was good to see so many of you there and the meeting passed off uneventfully until it came to ‘Any Other Business’ when we had a lively discussion over non- members gaining access to the club and all the facilities. It is not the responsibility of any one person to check the membership but if you see anyone looking lost, please feel able to speak to them and ask if they are members or have been signed in. The problem with former members who have not renewing this year has been addressed by the membership secretary supplying me with a list of non-payers and I will now be able to advise event organ-izers to make sure that guest fees are charged where appropriate. Noreen Cook retired from the committee after 23 years and was presented with a plaque and a special bottle of Mumm champagne. Audrey Jinks and Barbara Salisbury were made Hon-orary Members in recognition of their hard work for the club over many years. We have an exciting program planned for the coming year including a three night trip to Ma-drid in the early autumn so make sure that you keep informed by attending the Thursday meetings and checking the website and magazine. Doug

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Bulletin Board

BOOK LIBRARY: CAN MEMBERS PLEASE NOT SUBMIT HARDBACK BOOKS

TO THE LIBRARY, PAPERBACKS WILL ONLY BE ACCEPTED. Returned books

should be placed at the foot of the first half of the alphabet as designated - the librarian

will then sort.

DVD/VIDEO Library: Can members please ensure they sign for all borrowed films and

add membership number, Please return films as soon as possible and sign as returned.

Jigsaw Puzzles: There is a selection of jigsaw puzzles available stored under the video li-

brary. They are mostly 500 pieces, some 1,000.

Glasses, cups etc: Please return to the bar before leaving the club. Please place used

unbroken bottles carefully in bin provided, that is positioned under dartboard. Return

plates & cutlery to the kitchen.

Terrace Doors: Those people who open terrace doors are responsible for closing before

leaving club.

TRIP CANCELLATIONS MUST BE REFERRED IN FIRST INSTANCE TO THE

ORGANISER.

International Emergency Phone Number 112

Lottery Winners February 1st George Grice 68€

2nd Michael Frank 34€

3rd Annette Phillips 17€

Club 51€

Comments have come to the attention of the committee from both

current and ex members that trips are mostly to the same places.

Time limitations mean we have to keep within a certain area for

day trips this makes the choices of new venues difficult.

Should you have any suggestions for any event or activity at

your clubhouse, or for a trip whether for a day or longer

period, please contact a member of the committee.

ICE Ramblers Club Please contact Sue Gearon Walk Co-ordinator

Phone: 952 897 508 627 640 025 Email: [email protected]

Walk details on website www.siberme.com - click activities/rambling/forthcoming rambles.

Ramblers Please Note: The club does not have any Insurance Policy in force in relation to

its Rambling activities, and all members and their guests participate entirely at their own risk. Neither the club nor any walk leader will be responsible for any injury or loss suffered by any

participant however caused.

Those attending rambling events should be suitably attired with stout walking footwear and

carry waterproofs in case of weather change. You should carry a packed lunch and adequate

liquids for duration of ramble.

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Monthly Computer Tips –

April 2013 - Shopping Online Online shopping is convenient and can save you money, but it's not quite the same as shopping in the high street. At its best, you can purchase items from trusted, well-established retailers - although, of course, you can't actually inspect the goods. But at its worst, shopping on the web can be more like using your credit card at a car boot sale to buy goods in unmarked sealed cardboard boxes. Anyone can create a web page, so there's no immediate way for a shopper to tell whether an online shop is genuine at first sight. So there's more to being safe than just ensuring your card transaction is encrypted. Things to watch out for: Firstly, ask yourself whether the offer is realistic. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Quite a lot of stolen and sub-standard goods get offered at seemingly huge discounts by small traders on auction and free advertisement sites. Online 'sales' of non-existent event tickets are notorious. But even mainstream dealers frequently limit your ability to check what you're buying - photos of goods with captions like "the item supplied may not be identical to that illus-trated" are all too common. It's a sad fact that many perfectly honest online business owners simply don't understand their legal obligations. But that makes it difficult to distinguish between them and less legitimate traders. You should probably err on the side of caution. Can you identify the seller from information on the site? The law requires every commercial website to include specific contact details - at least a trading name, a street address or Post Office box number and a phone number or email address, and these must be clearly visible. A phone number is a bit safer than an email address alone, but beware of sites that only give a mobile number. Consumer sales sites must (by law) also publish some obligatory terms and conditions - par-ticularly about cancellations, returns and refunds. Check them out and make sure they're valid. Check the carriage charges too. If you can't see what they will be until the final stage of the checkout, the seller is not playing by the rules - they should be clearly set out in the terms and conditions. If the trader has their own website, you can also use a 'WHOIS' service on the web to look up the regis-tration details of the web address - the 'domain name' - of the site. Then check they match the details given on the site. The registration will also show how long the do-main name has been registered - sites with registrations only a few days old or that are incomplete should be avoided. If the site only gives a PO box number, you can get the street address (but not the name) of the holder by calling the Royal Mail helpline. On the web, you get none of the subtle signals - body language, verbal cues - that could tell you at a car boot sale when a trader is not to be trusted. So, provided the statutory details are present on the site and seem in order, it's worth phoning the trader to find out if they sound businesslike. It's also worth doing a web search for customer comments in blogs or online communities.

If you're buying via an auction site (such as eBay), it should publish seller ratings and history. These

are well worth checking, although there is a recognized scam - sometimes a seller will set up and

trade honestly in a small way for some time to gain a good reputation, >>>Continues page 9

Windows Tip of the Month WINKey+M - Minimises all

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<<<8 then will put up a spectacular offer, that turns out to be fraudulent, and disappear. So it's worth

doing a web search for the seller as well, in case they also have their own website or there are cus-

tomer comments. Check – and check again.

Once you're reasonably satisfied that the trader is genuine, you should look at the ordering system. If

it takes you to a different site - particularly for making the payment - you should perform the same

background checks again.

Then, if everything still checks out, make sure the web address of every page on the ordering site

starts with https://. This is most important on the page where you type in your card details. The final

's' before the colon is crucial as it means the data you send and receive on that page is encrypted in

transit. A padlock or key symbol at the bottom of the browser window also indicates you're on an

encrypted connection - but this is not a perfect guarantee, as the symbol can be faked using

JavaScript on a page that doesn't use encryption.

But the encryption, although necessary, is actually less important than knowing you're communicat-

ing with the right website. The https:// confirms this by sending your web browser an encrypted elec-

tronic 'certificate'. If everything is in order, it happens invisibly. But sometimes a warning will pop up.

The most common one says the site you're on isn't the site that owns the certificate. This should

make you very suspicious. It's a common fault on badly-designed legitimate sites, but it can also

indicate a malicious program that might steal your money or card details.

A warning about Amazon: Many of you probably consider this a trusted site and so it is. However

we consider some of its security could be improved. There is no requirement to enter a Security

Code when paying by Credit Card nor does it use the Verified by Visa / MasterCard additional check.

This should not be a problem if you yourself are purchasing. However be aware that Amazon can

also hold your credit card details to make future purchases “more straightforward.” Again if you are

the purchaser this is not a problem. However if someone else were to access your Amazon account

they could have a real spending spree if your card details are there and no further checks are re-

quired. Do not leave credit card details on Amazon. Log into your account and check the pay-

ment details. If there are credit cards listed there delete them.

Finally, if a site asks for your card details when you respond to a 'free offer', it's certainly fraudulent.

No free offer involves prior payment, and no legitimate trader is permitted to hold your full card de-

tails except while they are currently processing a specific purchase without your authority.

Read April’s Scam of the Month for another thing to watch out for.

A new feature for Tablet and Smart Phone Users.

As part of the Monthly Computer Tips, we intend to introduce App of the Month. Members may be

aware that the term App (Application) is replacing the term Program not only for Tablet and Smart

Phone users but also in Windows 8. We cannot guarantee that every App that we review is available

for all tablet and smart phone operating systems. Each user will need to check with their relevant

“App Store” Everyone seems to be producing Apps, but some are simply watered down versions of

websites. The website often provides much more in depth information e.g. compare the App The

Weather Channel with the website www.weather.com

The App of the Month feature will not guarantee the best App for a topic; there are simply too many

to evaluate. The common thread among all the Apps described in the first few months will be that

they are all free. The price of freedom often is that there will be adverts. A paid for App will normally

be free of adverts. >>>Continues Page 10

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Remember the Computer Group meets at

the Clubhouse on the third Friday of the

month at 11.00am. No need to book – just

turn up. We have WiFi broadband internet

available, so why not bring along your lap-top / netbook / ipad etc.

If you have any questions or suggested topics

for the future please email us vi-

[email protected] or

[email protected]

NEXT NOVICES COMPUTER MEETING FRIDAY APRIL 5th NEXT COMPUTER GROUP MEETING FRIDAY APRIL 19th

April 2013 App of the Month

Sudoku Joy (iPhone/iPad)

This is a must for all Sudoku addicts.

The App generates as many new puzzles as

you require in 13 levels of difficulty from

Easiest to Nightmare. It includes 3 lessons

for those who are new to the puzzle and at

every stage offers hints to help progress.

Once downloaded, no requirement to be

connected to the internet to use the app.

Scam of the Month - April - Don’t be caught by the money off scam.

Anne is anything but a stupid old pensioner and far from alone in her complaint. The Office of Fair

Trading has looked previously into this company’s outrageously profitable practice of getting customers

to sign up to a membership without even realising.

It turns out Anne’s son, like many who have been caught out by Rewards First, signed up after he

booked a flight on Flybe’s website. He clicked on an advertising banner on the site offering him £15 off

a future flight. Unbeknown to him, filling out the form for the deal meant committing himself to a 30-day

free trial to Rewards First, followed by a monthly membership fee of £17.95. Similar offers appear on

sites such as Thetrainline.com and Ryanair.

Last year, the OFT warned Adaptive Affinity, the company that owns Rewards First, that it should make

sure its practices are not deceptive, concerned that customers did not realise when they signed up for a

cash back deal on a holiday website, for example, that they had entered into a binding contract. Many

thought they had supplied their credit-card details for identification purposes to facilitate a credit check.

Another company that operates in a similar way is the shopping site Redsave.com. They appear to

offer very cheap prices if you sign up to become a member, What they don’t tell you is that they will

take £19.95 from your credit card each month as the on-going membership fee. In austere times, scams are becoming more and more prevalent and it is not always easy to keep up with the latest cons. Submitted by Peter Dowd

NIGEL’S CLASSIFIED AD’S

FREE TO GOOD HOME AND STILL AVAILABLE: 2 Ipad covers, different types, for

further information; Debra Coleman Tel:- 952 113 590 or 637 221 997

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New Tax Legislation For Residents In Spain As you may know, the Spanish government has issued a new legislation for Residents in Spain about Declaration of assets over 50,000 Euros located outside Spain. According to the new law, which was published on the 31st January 2013, those individuals or compa-nies who are Residents in Spain and are the owners or have some sort of rights or assets outside Spain, which value is over 50,000 Euros, are obliged to make a Tax Declaration about that. The Tax Declaration must be done through the Tax Form number 720 and the submission of it must be done "on line" (on the web page of the Agencia Tributaria) between the 1st of February and the 30th of April 2012. The lack of submission of this Tax Declaration of assets outside Spain could be subject of investigation and important fines from the Spanish Tax Offices. The assets outside Spain subject to the Tax Declaration, must be declared into 3 different categories: 1. Real Estate properties. 2. all kind of accounts, investments, or deposits in banks or financial compa-nies. 3. Rights, shares, rents, insurances, bonuses or dividends deposited, managed or acquired out-side Spain. The value of 50,000 Euros shall be considered by each category in total (i.e. 2 properties for 30,000 Euros each, individually does not reach the limit of 50,000 Euros, but it shall be considered in total, so both make more than 50,000 Euros and there is obligation to make the Tax Declaration). Also, no mat-ter the number of owners, the Tax Declaration should be made individually anyway, later it must be stated the percentage of ownership. Should you have assets outside Spain over 50,000 Euros, it is strongly recommended you filing this tax form 720 in order to avoid important fines from the Tax Offices (minimum fine established 10,000 Euros up to 150% of the value of the assets outside Spain not declared.. Manilva Solicitors can assist with the Tax Form 720 which includes the advice, preparation and submis-sion of the Tax declaration with the Spanish Tax Offices. Contact details page 20.

Saturday 16th February Valentines Party Submitted by Barbara Salisbury

Entering the Club premises I knew it was going to be a successful evening. Doug and his team had arranged the room and tables to perfection; the number of tickets sold was perfect and when the food arrived it was served with efficiency and was delicious. John Porter was on top form thumping out tunes to get a willing group of people dancing. The amazing talent John Porter has is 'perception' about his music - he just 'knows' what type of music his audience want to hear and dance to. With such thought and planning which went into the evening it couldn't possibly fail. Thanks to everyone to helped to make this new venture using outside catering such a great success. AND to put the icing on the cake - the ladies received a present of a box of chocolates.

FLAT TO LET (IN PRIVATE VILLA)

Short Term Basis. Two bedrooms, living room/kitchen (open style), Shower room with two

hand basins and toilet, also separate toilet room with wash basin. Private courtyard. Use of

private pool. Close to Doncella Beach, near Port of Estepona in the Urbanisation of Seghers.

16E per day per person or 100€/200E a week to include all services Dependent on season. For more Information, Please Telephone Barbara Salisbury on 952 796 368

Email Address: [email protected]

PAST EVENT

NIGEL’S CLASSIFIED AD’S

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Friday 22nd February - Doug’s Mystery Trip

We all expected it, seeing the forecast on the day before, and for once unfortunately it was

accurate, the rain poured down. So once all picked up off we went up the Manilva Road to-

wards Gaucin with views of the mist to the right and left, and all bumps of this terrible road

being felt. First stop was to a new bar/café opposite Gaucin petrol station, a quick dash to the door, some went to other hostelries. A very pleasant bar which on fine weather would have

great views from the terrace to the coast. Tapas and menu looked good, Joanne Mitchell rec-

ommended the meringues and she took a large bag home. This bar is worth a visit if in the

area.

So then another dash to the coach for the trip towards Ronda, having the same misty views,

even from the viewing point we stopped at when all decided no way getting out of coach to

appreciate the vista in the mist.

The next stop was for lunch at a restaurant past Ronda on the San Pedro Road. Mixed feel-

ings about the menu del day, Some were cold, meals sent back, but wine kept flowing.

Would you then believe, as we started home the rain stopped and proper views could be seen

travelling back home. It may not have been the most successful trip but the company and

atmosphere was great being up to friendly club standards. Thanks Doug for the organising against all elements.

Tuesday 26th February - Ladies and Gents Lunches - With Entertainment!!!!!!!

Once again both Romeos and Juliet's met at the very popular venue, Golden Wok at Bena-

mara, Asian buffet of excellent standard. We were split up, Juliet’s being inside in the cold,

Romeos outside on the terrace in the sun (best choice!).

And so to the entertainment: Doug brought his grandson Eka to join us for lunch, he then decided to have a look at the swimming pool (no don’t guess yet), Joanne then took over to

look after him, and he got more cocky walking along the stepping stones that divide the pool

across the middle, so then the best entertainment he danced around a bit, no problem.

He stopped, chatted, then SPLASH, he forgot and then stepped back. We all knew it would

happen eventually. BUT Joanne did not jump in to rescue him, Diane Hackett came to the

rescue and pulled him out. No harm done.

When they got home and explained the event to mum Julie her comment was mother you

never looked out for me either!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gardening Group News: The first meeting this year of the Gardening Club was held in the

ICE clubhouse on Tuesday 12th March. Even though the weather was awful, more people

than expected turned up. As Sheila Thompson has now stepped down as the Organiser,

Sandy Avis plus Pamela Shine offered to step in. An interesting meeting took place with

various suggestions being made for the year – garden centres to visit, to maybe arrange a speaker on plants/flowers, visits to member’s own gardens, a botanical garden to

visit................. Some cuttings of succulents were brought in to find their name and then

offer to members. With Keith Rumsey’s very helpful gardening encyclopaedia and Pamela

Shine’s Ipad, we were able to see and discuss these and various other plants/shrubs.

It was agreed that the next Gardeners Meeting will be held on the 9th April at 11.00am

at the Coffee Shop in Agrojardin. Any ICE members are very welcome to come and join

us. Whether you have a garden, balcony, terrace or even a window box, come and join our

Gardening Club. Submitted by Sandy Avis

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PAST EVENTS

Friday 16th March - Computer Group - iPad Presentation

A good turn out of 18 members, most with either an iPad or tablet, attended this presentation.

Those aspects discussed: Comparison with Android, looking after your iPad, applications

(apps, many being free), updating, 3G, Apple TV and photo editing.

Thanks go to Debra Coleman, and also Anthony Shine who spent time with Barbara Salis-bury, a new convert, to set up iPad having only just purchased.

Tuesday 19th March - 3 Day, 2 Night Trip to Granada

Tuesday turned out to be a very wet day, not sure who can pick the wettest day for a trip,

Doug with his mystery trip or this time Joan.

After arriving at our hotel at midday, a quick lunch, then our visit to The Alhambra and that’s

when the heavens opened and we had torrential rain for a long period, but carried on in the best spirit expected from club members.

Wednesday was a free day, most jumping on a bus to Granada city centre, visiting the Cathe-

dral, souk, and a bit of shopping.

The evening was a trip to Los Tarantos, flamenco dancing in the gypsy caves. Before this

those who wanted a walk had an excellent guided tour around the Arab area of Albaicin, a

historic UNESCO area.

Thursday an early start for a trip to Sierra Nevada skiing centre, a popular tourist destina-

tion, as its high peaks make skiing possible in one of Europe's most southerly ski resorts. A

surprisingly hot sunny day to people watch on the slopes. And then the trip back home.

Thanks Joan for an excellently organised trip and looking forward to the next to Madrid.

Further members information on the trip will be published next month.

NEW CLUB RULE FOLLOWING

THE AGM

All paid up members will receive a

personal laminated A5 sized badge

mounted on a lanyard, this must be

collected on each and every visit to

the club and worn around neck.

Wear this badge with pride of your

club, without wearing you will not

be able to purchase a drink, pay for

any event or meal, allowed a seat or

use services.

This strict rule will implicated as

from 1st April

ICE

PAID

MEMBER

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APRIL EVENTS

BANK HOLIDAYS: EASTER MONDAY 1st APRIL - GIBRALTAR

PLEASE NOTE: TICKET SALES CLOSE

12.30pm ON THURSDAY MORNINGS

Friday 5th April - Quiz Night - Quiz Master Julie Wood 8.00 for 8.30pm

Monday 8th April - Members Film Night - 7.30 for 8.00pm - Film will be ARGO

Tuesday 9th April - Garden Group Meeting 11.00am at Coffee Shop Garden Centre

Agrojardin

Friday 12th April - 7.30 for 8.00pm - Fryer Rob Potter in the Galley

Sunday April 14th - Foreign Residents Day - Palacio de Congresos de Estepona

The club is be making a presence, volunteers required on hourly rota between 11.00am and

5.00pm (no cooking), see notice board.

Tuesday 23rd April - ICE Spring Golf Cup

STABLEFORD COMPETITION AT Estepona Golf Club

Will all participating golfers print name, handicap & telephone number on club notice board

poster. Lunch at Venta La Choza, see below.

Friday 26th April - Coach Trip - Rancho Cortesano Bees and Honey near Jerez

Guided tour (sensible shoes a must), museum, video presentation, gift shop, coffee shop. 20€

members, 23€ guests, first pickup Benevista 8.00am, organiser Julie Wood. Coffee stop en

route, optional menu del day at local restaurant (cost not included).

See: www.museomielranchocortesano.com

Friday 26th April - Music Night Hello Dolly (Musical) 7.30 for 8.00pm, organiser Anthony Shine

The ICE Golf Society Spring Cup social event is nearly upon us and if you haven't signed up

yet I urge you to get your name down soon. If you are unable to visit the club but would like

to play then contact me, as below, and all will be done.

This is a great event to get to know like minded people and although, as with any competi-

tion, there is a serious element the main focus is on having fun, hopefully in the sun. There will be The Trophy, a great range of prizes and one or two surprises and, no doubt, a few

private side wagers afoot. Estepona Golf club is the venue and a fantastic price of 40€ in-

cluding a shared buggy has been agreed. Their reception will be open, and I will be there,

from 08.00am to get you registered and ready for the shot gun start.

Any queries or clarifications required please, do not hesitate to contact me.

Look forward to seeing you there. Best wishes,

Alan Davis. Tel: 952 897 670, Mob: 699 712 804, e-mail [email protected]

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CALENDAR CONTINUES ON PAGE 23

April 2013

DATE DAY REGULAR EVENTS EXTRA EVENTS

1 Apr Mon 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class

2 Apr Tue 11.00-2.00pm Bar Open & Tapas Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45

8.30pm Games & Social Night

3 Apr Wed 10.30am Rambling 7.30 for 8.00pm Whist

2.30pm - 5.00pm Stitch and Bitch (Needlework etc.)

4 Apr Thu

10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting 1.00pm Lunch 2.30pm ICE Players 7.00pm Duplicate Bridge

5 Apr Fri 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group

11.00am Novice Computer Meeting

by prior arrangement ONLY! 8.30pm Quiz Night

6 Apr Sat 10.30am Rambling

7 Apr Sun 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas

8 Apr Mon 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class 7.30 for 8.00pm Film Night

9 Apr Tue 11.00-2.00pm Bar Open & Tapas Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45

11.00am Gardening Club 2.30pm Committee Meeting

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El Rincon Toscano

Restaurant

Pizzeria

Wine Bar

Calle Real 22-26, Estepona Telephone 952-795914

Roberto 648 263 369 or Yuri 610 336 547

A little taste of Italy Come and enjoy the excellent cuisine and

service provided by Roberto and Yuri

Opening hours

Lunch every day

1.30 – 4pm

Dinner 7pm – midnight

Closed on Wednesdays

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EVENT MAY CHANGE AFTER PUBLICATION, ALWAYS CHECK AT THE CLUB

HOUSE NOTICE BOARD, ORGANISER OR STOP PRESS ON WEB SITE.

THURSDAY MEALS: MAIN COURSE 6€, SWEET 2€.

TAKE AWAY MEALS AVAILABLE. SEE SALES ‘GIRL’ ON THE DAY

10 Apr Wed 10.30am Rambling 7.30 for 8.00pm Whist

11 Apr Thu

10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting & Open Forum 1.00pm Lunch 7.00pm Duplicate Bridge

12 Apr Fri 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group Fish n Chip Supper 8 pm

13 Apr Sat 10.30am Rambling

14 Apr Sun 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas Foreign Residents' Day Palacio de Congresos,

Estepona

15 Apr Mon 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class

16 Apr Tue 11.00-2.00pm Bar Open & Tapas Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45

11.00am Ladies Book Club 8.30pm Games/Social Ngt.

17 Apr Wed 10.30am Rambling 7.30 for 8.00pm Whist

18 Apr Thu

10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting 1.00pm Lunch 2.30pm ICE Players 7.00pm Duplicate Bridge

19 Apr Fri 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group 11.00am Computer Group

20 Apr Sat 10.30am Rambling

21 Apr Sun 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas 4.30pm Songs of Praise

22 Apr Mon 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class

23 Apr Tue 11.00-2.00pm Bar Open & Tapas Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45

Ice Spring Golf Cup Golf Lunch at La Choza

24 Apr Wed 10.30am Rambling 7.30 for 8.00pm Whist

25 Apr Thu

10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting & Lottery 1.00pm Lunch 7.00pm Duplicate Bridge

26 Apr Fri 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group

Coach Trip Bees & Honey (Jerez)

8.00pm Music Night

27 Apr Sat 10.30am Rambling

28 Apr Sun 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas

29 Apr Mon 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class

30 Apr Tue 11.00-2.00pm Bar Open & Tapas Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45

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FORTHCOMING EVENTS

EVENTS FOR YOUR DIARY

Saturday June 15th - Club Summer Fling

This year is the 25th Birthday of your club, this will be the first celebration of the year.

Venue: the outside terrace of Camping Bella Vista, Castillo de la Duquesa.

Buffet supper, music for entertainment and dancing by The Moonshine Band, 4 piece band

with female singer. 25€ members, 30€ guests. Bus available if enough interest at extra cost in advance. Organiser Jo-Anna Huisman

Thursday 20th June - Ascot Day

Special lunch menu, Ladies hat competition, dress code smart to suit occasion.

Wednesday 26th June - Lake Trip

To Fuene de Piedre in the north-western part of the Antequera region, This is one of the larg-

est wetlands in Spain and the first on the Iberian Peninsulato be a massive breeding ground

for flamingos, making it of high ecological value. We will also visit a Donkey Sanctuary.

Time for a lunch out. Organiser Joan Thompson.

Trip proposed Saturday 14th September Guaro Candle Festival

Saturday 28th September - Noughties Celebration

October 1/2/3/4th - Proposed trip to Madrid and Toledo

3 night, 4 day trip deposits now being taken, 50€ per person. Visit to Valle de los Caídos (Valley of the Fallen) a Catholic basil-

ica and monumental memorial in erected at Cuelgamuros Valley in

the Sierra de Guadarrama, conceived by Spanish dictator Franco to

honour and bury those who fell during the Spanish Civil War.

Saturday October 5th - Terry & Bob’s Walking Treasure Hunt

Tuesday 15th October - ICE Autumn Golf Cup

See Club notice board for further details.

Saturday October 19th - Club Annual Autumn Fayre

Fun, games, competitions, food and drink. Very popular event.

Details to follow.

Saturday 9th & Sunday 10th November - ICE Players Produc-tion ‘Old Time Music Hall’ A pie and pint at the Old Bull ‘n’ Bush.

Saturday 16th November - Themed Diner Evening - ‘Elo Elo’ Dress for Occasion

Music Night

Program

2013

31st May Andre Rieu

(Maastricht 111) 28th June

Glen Miller Story (Film)

Friday 3rd May - Quiz Night

Monday 13th May - Members Film Night

Wednesday 15th May - Ramblers BBQ

Saturday 25th May - 50th Golden Wedding

Anniversary - Details to follow.

Tues 28th May - Ladies and Gents Lunches Out

Wednesday May 29th - Coach Trip to Cadiz with

a Guided Tour. Coach and walking tour with

Official Guide. Coffee stop en route, time for lunch

(price not included).20€ members, 23€ guests, first

Pickup Benavista 8.30am. Organiser Joan Thompson.

Date for your diaries

Ladies Ascot Day at

Club 20th June

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Anglican Church of Costa del Sol (West)

Each Sunday we hold Services as follows: -

San Pedro at 10.15am In the hall adjoining Parroquial Virgen del Rocio (Near McDonalds)

Sotogrande at 11.45am In La Iglesia Sra. de la Merced, the "Big Church"

Coffee Morning each Tuesday in Sabinillas from 11am In La Vicente Square, behind the taxi rank

Home Groups take place every week

Everyone is welcome

For further details contact: Revd. Alan Maude 952 808 605

or Roger Richards 952 891 765

For all Property Maintenance Services

and key holding, let me care for your property

whilst you are away!

REFERENCES SUPPLIED IF REQUIRED

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Match Making 4 - “Explores of ICE Discover Txakolina” The Impresario was at his wits end. The music industry needed new talent, a new sound that would bring back the crowds to the London Palladium. A group, whose songs would once more get “Joe Pub-lic” buying CD’s. He had travelled to the four corners of the globe searching for new voices, but to no avail. Exhausted, he had booked into a small hotel in the Spanish Pyrenees for peace and quiet in the mountain peaks above Bilbao. Suddenly, the tranquility he had been hoping for was shattered - by the beautiful, melodic, harmonious, rhythmically pulsating chords of a male voice quartet. He leapt to his feet, found the fabulous four, and signed them up, on the spot. It sounds easier than it was, being that they were true Hill Billies who had never been to a town before. However, money soon enticed them to travel to London. When they arrived, they took the record indus-try by storm, and the recording studios could not wait to release their new sound onto the waiting pub-lic. The four Basques also could not wait, but for them it was to be released onto the fascinating sights and lights (and maybe fights) of old London town. After breakfast, on the first morning at their 5 star hotel, the 4 singing Spaniards dashed down the stairs to the foyer, and crammed themselves, to a man, into the revolving door of the hotel. The squeezing of 4 large gentlemen into the orange like segment of a revolving door is not a good idea. The door stopped rotating. It became stuck. The Impresario, seeing his Basques pushing and shoving at the glass panels of the jammed door, decided to help by using his foot to give the mechanism a kick-start. It worked! Too well, in fact, as the exit apparatus began to whirl and gyrate like a whipping top. The spinning wheel began going faster and faster until the intrepid musician’s agent again used his foot; this time as a wedge. The door came to a sudden stop. So sudden in fact, that the 4 choristers shot out of the hotel entrance like shrapnel from a cannon, right in front of an approaching red, number 9, double-decker bus. That killed off the impresario’s hopes of making a fortune. However, he had learned some-thing from this event - the moral that “You should not put all your Basques in one exit. What has this moral to do with wine and food you might be asking? Well, if you only have one type of wine in your cellar to choose from, it could spell disaster for an extensive gourmet meal. Long standing members of ICE may remember Leif, a Norwegian friend of mine who was a staunch member of the club many years ago. Leif was more English than any Englishman I have ever known. His speech, his attire and his mannerisms were typically English. At the age of 12, he was requested by Lord Mountbatten (through Leif’s shipping magnet father) to take photographs of the damage caused by a German air bombardment of a Spanish village in the Basque country. Leif did as he was re-quested and thought no more about it. Much later, Leif and I were in Madrid and, when were looking at Picasso’s masterpiece “Guernica”, he suddenly realized that this painting represented the very village he had been sent to photograph. We decided, there and then, that a visit to the Basque country was necessary, both for him and myself. The two intrepid ICE explorers made plans without more a due. That year, we travelled extensively throughout the three regions of this western area of the Pyrenees known as “El Pays Basque” starting in San Sebastian (the Gipuzkoa region) through to Bilbao (Biscay region) and finishing up at Vitoria, the Capital of the Basque Rioja region known as Alavesa. The food was excellent throughout the whole expedition. We ate Katu-arraya (Cantabrian spotted dog fish), Ternera a la bilbaina (Bilbao style beef) and Becadas a la vizcaina (Woodcock in a Basque sauce). And, of course we had lots of tapas that are known as pintxos (Pinchos) in the Basque country. If you’ve ever been to a tapas bar or restaurant anywhere in the Basque country, you know, and will have drunk, Txakolina (tchalk-o-leena). You walk into those establishments, stacked with the most mouth-watering foods your eyes have ever beheld, and order a glass of wine. The bartender pulls out a tumbler (not a wine glass, a tumbler) then holds the bottle of Txakolina as high as possible in one hand and the tumbler as low as possible in the other, and pours a cascading stream of crisp refreshment into the glass. >>>Continued on page 27

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<<26 The wine is simple, pure, crisp, joltingly refreshing and highly drinkable. Txakolina is a wine in-digenous to the Basque country and appears to be the only wine drunk in this part of Spain. It’ is a white wine made from a grape called Hondarribi Zurria, exclusively grown in the Basque country. Txakolina has been characterized as the ideal summer sipper, but it is also a perfect wine for the colder months. It is a gentle sparkling wine, which could easily replace Cava at a celebration meal, and being low in alco-hol (8º-10º) means you can sip throughout the whole party, without getting drunk. Its razor-sharp acidity is a great pairing for a good many finger foods, from hard cheeses to raw oysters to salty, deep-fried bites. Being British, I love “Fish & Chips” but have you ever found a wine that compliments this dish? Well Txakolina does. Try it at one of the club’s fish & chip suppers. There is a red variety of this wine, but it is not so popular. However, the Basque white wine is well worth searching for, but before you dash of and buy a bottle, take into account that it is not like any other wine you have had the pleasure of drinking. It is completely distinct and different. Choose it to drink with certain foods and at a certain time and place. Enjoy Txakolina, and be different. Submitted by Brian Buckley Creaser P.S. Remember the trick – pour the wine from above the tumbler, and only serve two fingers at a time as the bubbles disappear fairly quickly. It is best drunk while still fizzing. A Basque Pintxo: Toast two slices of thick bread and spread Pâté/Foie gras generously over . Cover s with cheese slices (preferably goat’s milk) and finish off with slices of Jamon Iberico on top. Place the toast into a pre-heated oven, 180º, for about 5 minutes to melt the cheese slightly and warm the ham. While this is going on, or before if you prefer, make vinaigrette. Into a glass container, put 3 teaspoons of virgin extra olive oil, 1 teaspoon of balsamic vinegar, 1 teaspoon of honey and whisk well together. Take the toast from the oven and pour/spoon the vinaigrette over them. Finish off, by sprinkling chopped parsley over them to decorate. Here you have 2 fantastic, but simple pintxos to accompany a small tumbler of Txakolina wine

British Fish and chips with a bottle of White Wine (Txakolina). We all go out four or five times a year for fish and chips but how many have prepared this dish at home, so this month I am giving you a recipe for Fish & Chips that you can prepare at home. Ingredients: Sunflower or vegetable oil, 4- 175g thick cod or haddock, 225g self raising flour, salt & pepper, small bottle beer, 6-8 large floury potatoes. Method: For the chips, peel the potatoes and cut into the size you prefer, wash well and dry in a cloth, Place in a fryer and allow to cook gently for about 8 to10 minutes until they are soft but still white. Leave to cool on grease proof paper, increase the heat level to 180°C. Season the fish and dust with flour, this enables the batter to stick to the fish. To make the batter sift the flour, add a pinch of salt and place into a large bowl. Whisk in the beer to give a thick batter, the consistency should be like double cream. Coat two of the fillets and place in the hot fat and cook for about 8 to 10 minutes until crispy. Remove from the fryer and place on grease proof paper and keep warm while you cook the other two fillets. When the fish is cooked reheat the oil and cook the chips for 2 to 3 minutes until they are golden and crispy, then sprinkle with a little salt to absorb the fat. Its al-ways nice to serve with a tin of mushy peas, bread and butter, and a glass of the Txakolina wine which Brian has told you about. Did You Know: Not to salt a chicken before it goes into the oven as it tends to toughen the flesh, wait about 20 minutes before taking it out of the oven. I have only tried this once, see what you think. To tenderise a roast chicken add a little ‘Mothers Ruin’, pour the gin over the bird first then baste every 20 minutes. The alcohol will have evaporated but the gin will have done its work! PS I prefer to drink my gin first then breath on the bird! Happy Cooking, Dan Cook

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Poetry Corner

Long ago and far away, in a land that time forgot, Before the days of Dylan , or the dawn of Camelot. There lived a race of innocents, and they were you and me, We longed for love and romance, and waited for our Prince, Eddie Fisher married Liz, and no one's seen him since. We danced to 'Little Darlin,' and sang to 'Stagger Lee' And cried for Buddy Holly in the Land That Made Me, Only girls wore earrings then, and 3 was one too many, And only boys wore flat-top cuts, except for Jean McKinney. And only in our wildest dreams did we expect to see A boy named George with Lipstick, in the Land That Made Me, We fell for Frankie Avalon, Annette was oh, so nice, And when they made a movie, they never made it twice. We didn't have a Star Trek Five, or Psycho Two and Three, Or Rocky-Rambo Twenty in the Land That Made Me, Miss Kitty had a heart of gold, and Chester had a limp, And Reagan was a Democrat whose co-star was a chimp. We had a Mr. Wizard, but not a Mr. T, And Oprah couldn't talk yet, in the Land That Made Me, We had our share of heroes, we never thought they'd go, At least not Bobby Darin, or Marilyn Monroe. For youth was still eternal, and life was yet to be, And Elvis was forever in the Land That Made Me, We'd never seen the rock band that was Grateful to be Dead, And Airplanes weren't named Jefferson , and Zeppelins were not Led. And Beatles lived in gardens then, and Monkees lived in trees, Madonna was Mary in the Land That Made Me, We'd never heard of microwaves, or telephones in cars, And babies might be bottle-fed, but they were not grown in jars. And pumping iron got wrinkles out, and 'gay' meant fancy-free, And dorms were never co-Ed in the Land That Made Me, We hadn't seen enough of jets to talk about the lag, And microchips were what was left at the bottom of the bag. And hardware was a box of nails, and bytes came from a flea, And rocket ships were fiction in the Land That Made Me, T-Birds came with portholes, and side shows came with freaks, And bathing suits came big enough to cover both your cheeks. And Coke came just in bottles, and skirts below the knee, And Castro came to power near the Land That Made Me, We had no Crest with Fluoride, we had no Hill Street Blues, We had no patterned pantyhose or Lipton herbal tea Or prime-time ads for those dysfunctions in the Land That Made Me, There were no golden arches, no Perrier to chill, And fish were not called Wanda, and cats were not called Bill And middle-aged was 35 and old was forty-three, And ancient were our parents in the Land That Made Me, But all things have a season, or so we've heard them say, And now instead of Maybelline we swear by Retin-A. They send us invitations to join AARP, We've come a long way, baby, from the Land That Made Me, So now we face a brave new world in slightly larger jeans, And wonder why they're using smaller print in magazines. And we tell our children's children of the way it used to be, Long ago and far away in the Land That Made Me.

"The Land That Made Me Me”

It is wonderful!!

If you didn't grow up in the

fifties, you missed the greatest time

in history,

Hope you enjoyed this read as much

as I did. Submitted by Derek Fee

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Word Grid

Find the 9 lettered word & see how

many words of 4 letters & over you

can make using the centre letter in all

words and each letter only once.

Answer at bottom of page 34

V U O

I S C

V A I

4 3

5 4 2

3 8 2 9

6

8 5

1 3 2

7 1

5 9 6

7 6 2 4 8

SUDOKU

QUIZ………………………Answers on page 34 1. How is the Disney princess Aurora better known?

2. Of which country are The Azores an autonomous region?

3. At which Grand Prix did Sebastian Vettal begin a successful defence of a For-mula 1 title?

4. Which Scottish biologist appeared on Clydesdale Bank £5 notes?

5. Which British author made the BBC documentary Living with Alzheimer's, chronicling his struggle with the disease?

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General Information

Coach trips: See trip information for times. Please ensure that you sit in the seat numbered on your

ticket. We regret that we cannot stop at any other point unless agreed with organiser, to pick up or put

down. The organiser reserves the right to refuse to include any member they feel is not sufficiently

able-bodied to follow the itinerary. Members are responsible for their own travel insurance.

Buying your ticket: Please produce your membership card together with the correct money. Have

prepared your choice of menu if applicable

Final ticket booking: All tickets must be booked and paid for on or before the last Thursday coffee

morning before the event. Late phone bookings cannot be accepted. Members are advised to attend

the last Thursday before a trip in case there are any last minute alterations.

Refunds: Cannot be given for either deposits or tickets, unless the organiser is notified in time,

always providing the trip is full and a replacement can be found from the waiting list.

Tips: Included in the cost of coach travel and restaurants, but not for hotels.

Smoking: The smoking of tobacco and any other substance should not be permitted anywhere in or

on the premises of The International Club of Estepona, Bahia Dorada.

Dogs: Dogs are not allowed inside the clubhouse. They are permitted on the lower terrace but only

when they are under the owners control by being attached to a lead which is held by the owner or

attached to one of the hooks on the wall which are provided for that purpose.

Club magazine by post: If you leave Estepona for longer than a month, your magazine can be

posted. Please hand stamped envelopes (correct stamps in Euros), to Terry Smith. On the reverse,

please write the months you wish to receive, they will be posted to you as soon as they are issued.

Parking: When visiting the club please park considerately between white lines and never

on yellow lines.

ACTIVITY ORGANISERS Advertising Manager Jackie Simmonds 652 798 107 952 797 921 Art Group Regina Stall 663 557 738 Books Peter Galloway 952 794 270 Bridge…”Duplicate” Tim Taminiau 951 277 113 Computer Group, Posters Vic Loughran 952 886 772

Gardening Group Sandy Avis 952 897 309 Pamela Shine 697 941 869 951 272 360 Golf Organiser Alan Davis 699 712 804 952 897 670 ICE Players (Drama Group) Margaret Hall 634 273 194 Ladies Book Club Krista Carter 696259644 951277240 Ladies Lunches Beatrice Sykes 951 972 724 Lottery Organiser Mavis Tolfree 952 792 454 Music Night Anthony Shine 697 941 869 951 272 360

Quiz Night, Songs of Praise, Art Class Joan Thompson 653 488 030 952 804 799 Film Night Sue Potter 637 148 660 952 892 386

Rambling Sue Gearon 627 640 025 952 897 508 Spanish Lessons Martin Holmes 607 963 254 952 892 163 Stitch & Bitch Nina Taminiau 951 277 113 Ticket Sales Joanna Mitchell 952 897 977 Ticket Sales Jackie Simmonds 652 798 107 952 797 921 Ticket Sales Patricia Smith 677 656 319 951 276 690 Ticket Sales, Jo-Anna Huisman 637 142 284 956 796 675 Videos Roger Richards 952 891 765

Whist Ian & Lin Ingram 669 661 660 952 796 150

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CLUB COMMITTEE AS FROM AGM 14TH MARCH 2013 PRESIDENT Doug Mitchell 667 998 800 952 897 977

VICE-PRESIDENT Jo-Anna Huisman 637 142 284 956 796 675

SECRETARY Joan Thompson 653 488 030 952 804 799

TREASURER Ted Lunniss 608 601 230 952 923 892

MAGAZINE EDITOR Terry Smith 677 656 319 951 276 690 CATERING MANAGER Brenda Taylor 654 579 492 952 805 739

BAR MANAGER Sue Potter 637 148 660 952 892 386

PUBLICITY OFFICER Margaret Whittley 627 143 345 951 972 577

MEMBER Beatrice Sykes 677 654 479 951 972 724

MEMBER Julie Wood 639 542 387 952 913 174

NON COMMITTEE POSTS

LOCAL KEY HOLDER Nigel Nevshehir 689457410 952791449

(If available)

MAINTENANCE MANAGER Rob Potter 671 725 243 952 892 386

HOUSEKEEPER Vacancy

MEMBERSHIP SECRETARY Anthony 697 941 869 951 272 360

& Pamela Shine ASST BAR MANAGER Mike Whittley 627 143 345 951 972 577

AUDITOR Ron Pegrum 680 718 990 952 891 175

ASST. TREASURER Vic Loughran 952 886 772

WELFARE: Members are requested to notify our welfare officer, Barbara Salisbury

if they know of any member who is ill. 952 796 368, email [email protected]

HOSTESS : Introduce new members : - Maureen Baldwin-Winckle 952 791 812

MAGAZINE ADVERTISING RATES AS FROM 1ST JANUARY 2011

For adverts presented in desired layout, includes inclusion on our web site with links to

your site if applicable. Classified Ads: Members Only, Free

Quarter page - 6€ per month - colour 7€ per month

Half page - 12€ per month- colour 14€ per month

Full page - 24€ per month - colour 28€ per month

(Discounts:- for 6 months 10%, and for the whole year 20%) PLEASE NOTE: Colour is only available to inside front and rear cover pages and rear

cover, also adjacent to centre pages.

THERE WILL BE AN EXTRA CHARGE FOR SETTING UP ADVERTS Advertising fees to be prepaid before the 20th of the month to:-

Jackie Simmonds, the Advertising Manager, Tel. 952 797 921 or 652 798 107 Copy to be in before the 15th of any month, for inclusion in the following month’s issue. Copy can

be e-mailed to: - [email protected]

ICE (Siberme) accepts no responsibility for contents of any advertisement appearing in this

magazine.

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Puzzle page answers: Quiz 1. Sleeping Beauty; 2. Portugal; 3. Australian;

4. Sir Alexander Fleming; 5. Terry Pratchett: Word grid; 9-letter word - VIVACIOUS

JUST FOR A SMILE

THIS IS VERY TOUCHING

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side

eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you, " the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children

with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind.

Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot

high." Come on now...you really didn't think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer

story...did you???? Submitted by Maggie Whittley

A Husband takes the wife to a disco.

There's a guy on the dance floor giving it

large - break dancing, moon-walking, back

flips, the works - full of stamina & energy.

The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to

me and I turned him down."

Her Husband says: "Looks like he's still

celebrating!!! Submitted by Derek Fee

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