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SILVERDALE STAKE YOUNG WOMEN

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Sipping Cider ...............................................................1

Three Little Angels ........................................................3

Um Plucka Plucka .........................................................4

Black Socks ..................................................................6

Muffin Shop .................................................................7

If I Were Sister Gillespie ................................................8

3 Chartreuse Buzzards ..................................................9

Princess Pat and Her Rick-a-bamboo ............................10

Baby Shark ................................................................11

Raisin Bran ................................................................12

Humpty Dumpty .........................................................13

Moose .......................................................................14

Mormon Boys Rap ......................................................15

Purple Soup ...............................................................15

King Aratacus .............................................................16

Gofer Girls ................................................................16

Milk ..........................................................................17

The Squirrel Song .......................................................18

Boom Chicka Boom ...................................................18

My name is “Lemme” ..................................................19

Cannibal King ............................................................20

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Mother Gooney Bird ...................................................21

I’m a Nut ...................................................................23

Teapot .......................................................................24

Woonie Koonie ..........................................................24

Mm-Ah Went the Little Green Frog ...............................24

Bumble Bee ...............................................................25

The Tree in a Hole ......................................................26

Da Moose .................................................................29

Ann Marie Loves Pierre ...............................................29

Honey You Can’t Love One .........................................30

Bazooka Bubble Gum .................................................31

Oh I Wish I Were ........................................................32

Little Red Wagon ........................................................33

Noah’s Ark ................................................................34

Teen-ee Ween-ee House-ee ........................................35

Grow ........................................................................36

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Sipping Cider (repeat after me song)

The cutest boy, I ever saw Was sippin’ ciiiiiiiii—— der through a strawThe cutest boy I ever saw Was sipping ci-ee-i-ee-ider through a straw Tiddle-ee-haha

I asked him if, he’d show me how To sip that ciiiiiiii——-der through a straw I asked him if he’d show me howTo sip that ci-ee-i-ee-ider through a strawTiddle-ee-haha

First cheek to cheek, then jaw to jaw We’d sip that ciiiiiiii——-der through a strawFirst cheek to cheek then jaw to jaw We’d sip that ci-ee-i-ee-ider through a strawTiddle-ee-haha

Ev’ry now and then, that straw would slipWe’d sip that ciiiiiiii——-der lip to lip

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Ev’ry now and then, that straw would slipWe’d sip that ci-ee-i-ee-ider through a strawTiddle-ee-haha

The preacher came, to our back door To sip that ciiiiiii——der through a strawThe preacher came to our back doorTo sip that ci-ee-i-ee-ider through a strawTiddle-ee-haha

And now I haveA mother-in-lawAnd 49 kiiiiii——iids to call me MaAnd now I have a mother-in-lawAnd 49 kids to call me Ma

The moral of The story isDon’t sip that ciiiii——der lip to lipThe moral of the story isDon’t sip that ci-ee-i-ee-ider lip to lip Tiddle-ee-haha

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Three Little AngelsThree little angels all dressed in whiteTryna get to heaven on the end of a kiteBut the kite string broke and down they all fellInstead of goin’ to heaven they all went to —

Three little devils all dressed in redTryna get to heaven on the end of a thread But the thread string broke and down they all fell Instead of goin’ to heaven they all went to —

Three little aliens all dressed in green Tryna get to heaven on a washing machineBut the washing machine broke and down they all fell Instead of goin’ to heaven they all went to -

Don’t get excitedDon’t lose your head Instead of goin’ to heavenThey all went to bed!

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Um Plucka PluckaShe sat in her garden and strummed her guitarStrummed her guitarStrummed her guitarShe sat in her garden and strummed her guitarStrummed her guita-a-a-ar Um plucka plucka, um plucka pluckaUm pluck pluck pluck

He sat down beside her and smoked his cigarSmoked his cigarSmoked his cigarHe sat down beside her and smoked his cigarSmoked his ciga-a-a-ar Um plucka plucka, um plucka pluckaUm pluck pluck pluck

He told her he loved her but oh how he lied Oh how he lied Oh how he liedHe told her he loved her but oh how he lied Oh how he li-i-i-iedUm plucka plucka, um plucka pluckaUm pluck pluck pluck

They were to be married but somehow she diedSomehow she diedSomehow she diedThey were to be married but somehow she died

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Somehow she die-ie-ie-iedUm plucka plucka, um plucka pluckaUm pluck pluck pluck

He went to her funeral and laughed til he criedLaughed til he criedLaughed til he criedHe went to her funeral and laughed til he cried Laughed til he cri-I-I-iedUm plucka plucka, um plucka pluckaUm pluck pluck pluck

The tombstone fell over and split splat he diedSplit splat he diedSplit splat he diedThe tombstone fell over and split splat he died Split splat he die-ie-ie-iedUm plucka plucka, um plucka pluckaUm pluck pluck pluck

She went up there and fluttered and fliedFlittered and fliedFlittered and flied She went up there and flittered and fliedFlittered and flie-i-i-i-iedUm plucka plucka, um plucka pluckaUm pluck pluck pluck

He went down there and sizzled and friedSizzled and fried

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Sizzled and friedHe went down there and sizzled and friedSizzled and fri-i-i-iedUm plucka plucka, um plucka pluckaUm pluck pluck pluck

The moral of the story is never to lieNever to lieNever to lie The moral of the story is never to lie Never to lie-i-i-ieUm plucka plucka, um plucka pluckaUm pluck pluck pluck

Black Socks(Repeat over & over getting louder with each repetition) Black socks! They never get dirtyThe longer you wear them, the blacker they get Some day, I think I might wash ‘em But something inside me just tells me not yet!

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Muffin ShopThree muffins in the muffin shop Ya know the kind with the honey and the nuts on topAlong came a girl with a penny to spare And she took that muffin and ran outta there

Two little muffins in the muffin shopYa know the kind with the honeyAnd the nuts on topAlong came a girl with a penny to spare And she took that muffin and ran outta there

One little muffin in the muffin shop Ya know the kind with the honeyAnd the nuts on topAlong came a girl with a penny to spare And she took that muffin and ran outta there

No little muffins in the muffin shop Ya know the kind with the honeyAnd the nuts on topAlong came a girl with a penny to spare And there were no muffins to take outta there

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If I Were Sister Gillespie If I were Sister Gillespie, there’s no one I’d rather beIf I were Sister Gillespie, A preacher I would be; Hallelujah! Amen! Pass the plate around again!Hallelujah! Amen! Pass the plate around again!

If I were Sister Gillespie, there’s no one I’d rather beIf I were Sister Gillespie,A plumber I would be; Plunge it! Flush it! Look out below! Plunge it! Flush it! Look out below!

If I were Sister Gillespie, there’s no one I’d rather beIf I were Sister Gillespie,A milk maid I would be! Give Bessy, give! The baby’s gotta live! Give Bessy, give! The baby’s gotta live!

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3 Chartreuse Buzzards3 Chartreuse buzzards, 3 Chartreuse buzzards 3 Chartreuse buzzards sitting in a dead tree. Oh look! One has flown away! What a shame!

2 Chartreuse buzzards, 2 Chartreuse buzzards 2 Chartreuse buzzards sitting in a dead tree. Oh look! One has flown away! What a shame!

1 Chartreuse buzzard, 1 Chartreuse buzzard,1 Chartreuse buzzard sitting in a dead tree. Oh look! He has flown away! What a shame!

No Chartreuse buzzards, No Chartreuse buzzards No Chartreuse buzzards sitting in a dead tree. Oh look! One has returned! Let us rejoice!

1 Chartreuse buzzard, 1 Chartreuse buzzard 1 Chartreuse buzzard sitting in a dead tree. Oh look! One has returned! Let us rejoice!

2 Chartreuse buzzards, 2 Chartreuse buzzards 2 Chartreuse buzzards sitting in a dead tree. Oh look! One has returned! Let us rejoice!

3 Chartreuse buzzards, 3 Chartreuse buzzards 3 Chartreuse buzzards sitting in a dead tree!

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Princess Pat and her Rick-a-bamboo (repeat after me song)The Princess Pat, lived in a treeShe sailed across, the 7 seasShe sailed across the channel 2 And she took with her, a rick-a-bambooA rick-a-bamboo, now what is that? It’s somethin’ made, by the princess pat It’s red and gold, and purple tooThat’s why it’s called a rick-a-bamboo

Now Captain Jack had a mighty fine crewHe sailed across, the channel 2His ship did sink and so will youIf you don’t take a rick-a-bambooA rick-a-bamboo, now what is that? It’s somethin’ made by the Princess Pat It’s red and gold, and purple tooThat’s why it’s called a rick-a-bamboo

The Princess Pat, saw Captain JackShe reeled him in, and brought him backShe saved his life, and his crew tooAnd she did it all with a rick-a-bamboo A rick-a-bamboo, now what is that? It’s somethin’ made, by the Princess Pat It’s red and gold, and purple tooThat’s why it’s called a rick-a-bamboo

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Now Captain Jack and Princess PatThey fell in love and that was thatThey had 9 kids and so will youIf you don’t take a rick-a-bamboo A rick-a-bamboo, now what is that? It’s somethin’ made, by the Princess Pat It’s red and gold and purple tooThat’s why it’s called a rick-a-bamboo

Baby Shark Baby shark doo doo do doo doo doo ( x3) Baby shark Mommy shark doo doo do doo do doo(x3)Mommy shark Daddy shark doo doo do doo do doo(x3) Daddy shark Gramma shark doo doo do doo do doo(x3)Gramma shark Goin’ swimmin’ doo doo do doo do doo(x3)Goin’ swimmin’ Saw a shark doo doo do doo do doo(x3) Saw a shark Swim away doo doo do doo do doo(x3) Swim awayShark attack doo doo do doo do doo(x3) Shark attackLost an arm doo doo do doo do doo(x3) Lost an arm Lost a leg doo doo do doo do doo(x3)

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Lost a leg CPR doo doo do doo do doo(x3) CPR It’s not working doo doo do doo do doo(x3)It’s not workingWent to heaven doo doo do doo do doo(x3) Went to heaven Got kicked out doo doo do doo do doo(x3)Got kicked outCame back a baby shark( repeat entire song)

Raisin Bran More raisins Fat and juicy raisins More raisins than you have ever seen before, If you like raisins Fat and juicy raisinsThen you’ll like Raisin Bran more and more And more and more and MORE! ( repeat song many times- growing louder with each time until screaming)

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Humpty Dumpty Humpty Dumpty on a log Humpty Dumpty has a great fallAll the king’s horses and all the king’s men said, Uh! Ain’t that funky now!

Chorus: Hump-dee-dump Hump, hump dee Dumpty Dumpty Hump dee dumpHump hump dee Dumpty Dumpty

Jack and Jill went up a hillTo fetch a pail of waterJack fell down and broke his crownAnd Jill said UH! Ain’t that funky now!

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and wheyAnd then a big spider sat down beside herAnd said UH! Ain’t that funky now! Chorus

Little Jack Horner sat in a cornerEating his Christmas pie He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plumb And said UH! Ain’t that funky now!Chorus

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Moose ( repeat after me song ) There was a great big mooseWho liked to drink a lot of juiceThere was a great big mooseWho liked to drink a lot of juiceSinging way-oh way-oh, Way-oh way-oh way-ohWay- oh way-oh, Way-oh way-oh way-oh

The moose’s name was FredHe liked to drink his juice in bedThe moose’s name was FredHe liked to drink his juice in bedSinging way-oh way-oh, Way-oh way-oh way-ohWay- oh way-oh, Way-oh way-oh way-oh

He drank his juice with careUntil he spilled it everywhereHe drank his juice with careUntil he spilled it everywhereSinging way-oh way-oh, Way-oh way-oh way-ohWay- oh way-oh, Way-oh way-oh way-oh

There’s a mooseOn the looseFull of juice

Singing way-oh way-oh, Way-oh way-oh way-ohWay- oh way-oh, Way-oh way-oh way-oh

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I Like Boys... RapI like boys who follow Christ and I cannot lie!You other sisters can’t denyWhen a boy walks inWith a scripture case And a smile upon his face You get a date! A celestial mate- but wait! He’s going’ on a missionLeavin’ you wishin’ that you had a man! Someone to hold your hand! So deacons what? Teachers what? We don’t like your features! ( what!?) You’re brothers are hot and you are notSo give me those righteous priests! YAH!

Purple Soup ( repeat until everyone is standing up) We’re makin’ a purple soup Bo boi boi boi We’re makin’ a purple soup Shooby doo be doo Purple Potatoes and Purple tomatoes And we want YOU!! (point at someone, and they must stand up and join in the song)

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King AratacusOh the…Oh the ladies of the harem in the court of King Aratacus, were just passing by. (x3)

Oh the boys who put the powder on noses of the faces of the ladies of the harem in the court of King Aratacus, were just passing by. (x3)

Oh the fascinating witches who put stimulating stitches on the britches of the boys who put the power on the noses of the faces of the ladies of the harem in the court of King Aratacus, were just passing by. (x3)

If you want to take a picture of the fascinating witches who put stimulating stitches on the britches of the boys who put the power on the noses of the faces of the ladies of the harem in the court of King Aratacus, well you’re too late! They just passed by.

Gofer Girls We are the gofer girlsWe always go for guys But they never go for usI wonder why? (gofer sounds)

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Milk YCL: Give me a big MGirls: big M!YCL: Give me a little mGirls: little m

Chorus: Don’t give me no pop, no popDon’t give me no juice, no juiceJust give me that milk, Moo moo moo mooJust give me that milk, Moo moo moo moo

YCL: Give me a big IGirls: big IYCL: Give me a little iLittle i Chorus

YCL: Give me a big LGirls: big LYCL: Give me a little l Girls: little lChorus

YCL: Give me a big KGirls: big KYCL: Give me a little kGirls: little kChorus

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YCL: give me a big milk! Girls: CHOCOLATEYCL: give me a little milk! Girls: skimChorus

The Squirrel Song Squirrel, squirrelShake your bushy tailSquirrel, squirrelShake your bushy tail. Crinkle up your little noseStick a nut between your toes. Squirrel squirrelShake your bushy tail

Boom Chicka Boom (repeat after me song)

I said a boom chicka boomI said a boom chicka boomI said a boom chicka locka chicka locka chicka boom!( repeat with different styles: example; valley girl, janitor, old lady… etc)

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My name is “Lemme” What’s your name little boyMy name is lemme Lemme what, Little boy? Lemme kiss ya! What’s your name little girl?My name is IdaIda what, little girl? I don’t wanna.

What’s your name little boy? My name is LemmeLemme what, little boy? Lemme kiss yaWhat’s your name little girl?My name’s AlaskaAlaska what little girl? I’ll ask my mama

What’s your name little boy? My name is LemmeLemme what, little boy? Lemme kiss yaWhat’s your name little girl?My name is OllyOlly what little girl? Olly right!

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Cannibal King Oh the…Cannibal king with the big nose ringFell in love with a dusky maid And every night, beneath the pale moon lightAcross the bay he cameHe hugged and he kissed his pretty little missUnder the bamboo treeAnd every night beneath the pale moonlightIt sounded like this to me

Baroom ( kiss kiss), Baroom ( kiss kiss) Under the bamboo treeBaroom ( kiss kiss), Baroom (kiss kiss) It sounded like this to me

I’ll build a bungalow big enough for two Big enough for two my honey, Big enough for two Then we’ll be married, Happy we’ll beUnder the bamboo, under the bamboo tree

And you’ll be M-I-N-E mineI’ll be T-H-I-N-E thine And I’ll L-O-V-E love you All the T-I-M-E time You are the B-E-S-T bestOf all the R-E-S-TAnd I’ll L-O-V-E love youAll the T-I-M-E time Rack ‘em up, Sack ‘em up, Any old time!!

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Mother Gooney Bird Mother gooney bird had 7 chicks 7 chicks had Mother Gooney BirdThey couldn’t fly, They couldn’t swimThey could only go like this: Right wing!

Mother gooney bird had 7 chicks 7 chicks had Mother Gooney Bird They couldn’t fly, They couldn’t swimThey could only go like this: Right wing, left wing

Mother gooney bird had 7 chicks 7 chicks had Mother Gooney Bird They couldn’t fly, They couldn’t swimThey could only go like this: Right wing, Left wing, Right foot

Mother gooney bird had 7 chicks 7 chicks had Mother Gooney Bird They couldn’t fly, They couldn’t swimThey could only go like this: Right wing, Left wing, Right foot, Left foot

Mother gooney bird had 7 chicks 7 chicks had Mother Gooney Bird They couldn’t fly, They couldn’t swimThey could only go like this:

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Right wing, Left wing, Right foot, Left footBum out

Mother gooney bird had 7 chicks 7 chicks had Mother Gooney Bird They couldn’t fly, They couldn’t swimThey could only go like this: Right wing, Left wing, Right foot, Left footBum out, Chin up

Mother gooney bird had 7 chicks 7 chicks had Mother Gooney Bird They couldn’t fly, They couldn’t swimThey could only go like this: Right wing, Left wing, Right foot, Left footBum out, Chin up, Tongue out

Mother gooney bird had 7 chicks 7 chicks had Mother Gooney Bird They couldn’t fly, They couldn’t swimThey could only go like this: Right wing, Left wing, Right foot, Left footBum out, Chin up, Tongue out, Turn around

Mother gooney bird had 7 chicks 7 chicks had Mother Gooney Bird They couldn’t fly, They couldn’t swimThey could only go like this: Right wing, Left wing, Right foot, Left footBum out, Chin up, Tongue out, Turn around, Sit down!

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I’m a NutI’m a little acorn roundSitting on the cold hard groundPeople come and step on me That is why I’m cracked you seeImma nutImma nutImma nut, Imma nutI’m CRAZY!

Called myself up on the phoneJust to see if I was homeAsked myself out on a datePick me up at a quarter past eight.Imma nutImma nutImma nut, Imma nutI’m CRAZY!

Took myself to the movie showSat myself in the very back rowPut my arm around my waistGot so fresh I slapped my faceImma nutImma nutImma nut, Imma nut I’m CRAZY!

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TeapotI’m a little teapotShort and stoutHere is my handleHere is my spout When I get all steamed upHear me shoutTip me over and pour me out

Woonie KoonieA woonie koonie jawa woonieA woonie koonie jawa woonieAy yie yie yippie yie kie yay moose! Ay yie yie yippie yie kie yay moose! Amoooose. A woonie kee chee. (x2)

Mm-Ah Went the Little Green Frog Mm-ah went the little green frog one dayMm-ah went the little green frogMm-ah went the little green frog one dayAnd his eyes went Mm-mn-Ah

Honk honk went the big blue truck one daySplit splat went the little green frogAnd his eyes don’t go Mn-Ah no more Cuz he got locked up by a dog! Arf Arf!

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Bumble Bee I’m bringing home a baby bumble beeWon’t me mama be so proud of meI’m bringing home a baby bumble beeOuch! It stung me!

I’m squishing up my baby bumble beeWon’t my mama be so proud of meI’m squishing up my baby bumble beeEw! It’s all over me!

I’m licking up my baby bumble beeWon’t my mama be so proud of meI’m licking up my baby bumble bee.Ugh, I don’t feel so good!

I’m throwing up my baby bumble bee.Won’t my mama be so proud of meI’m throwing up my baby bumble beeEw! It’s everywhere!

I’m mopping up my baby bumble beeWon’t my mama be so proud of meI’m mopping up my baby bumble seeOh look! Another one!

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The Tree in a Hole (repeat after me song)

Everyone: And the green grass grows all around and around and the green grass grows all around

And in the ground, There was a hole the cutest little hole, That you ever did see Everyone: And the hole was in the ground and the green grass grows all around and around and the green grass grows all around

And in that hole, There was a tree cutest little tree, That you ever did see Everyone: And the tree was in the hole and the hole was in the ground and the green grass grows all around and around and the green grass grows all around

And on that tree, There was a branch The cutest little branch, That you ever did see Everyone: And the branch was on the tree and the tree was in the hole and the hole was in the ground and thgreen grass grows all around and around and the green grass grows all around

And on that branch (and on that branch)There was a twig, The cutest little twig That you ever did see Everyone: And the twig was on the branch and the branch was on the tree and the tree was in the hole and the hole was in the ground and the green grass grows all around

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and around and the green grass grows all around

And on that twig, There was a nest The cutest little nest, That you ever did see Everyone: And the nest was on the twig and the twig was on the branch and the branch was on the tree and the tree was in the hole and the hole was in the ground and the green grass grows all around and around and the green grass grows all around

And in that nest, There was an egg The cutest little egg, That you ever did see Everyone: And the egg was in the nest and the nest was on the twig and the twig was on the branch and the branch was on the tree and the tree was in the hole and the hole was in the ground and the green grass grows all around and around and the green grass grows all around

And in that egg, There was a bird The cutest little bird, That you ever did seeEveryone: And the bird was in the egg and the egg was in the nest and the nest was on the twig and the twig was on the branch and the branch was on the tree and the tree was in the hole and the hole was in the ground and the green grass grows all around and around and the green grass grows all around

And on that bird, There was a germ The cutest little germ, That you ever did seeEveryone: And the germ was on the bird and the bird was

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in the egg and the egg was in the nest and the nest was on the twig and the twig was on the branch and the branch was on the tree and the tree was in the hole and the hole was in the ground and the green grass grows all around and around and the green grass grows all around

And on that germ, There was a hair The cutest little hair, That you ever did see Everyone: And the hair was on the germ and the germ was on the bird and the bird was in the egg and the egg was in the nest and the nest was on the twig and the twig was on the branch and the branch was on the tree and the tree was in the hole and the hole was in the ground and the green grass grows all around and around and the green grass grows all around

And on that hair, There was a single micro organism The cutest little single micro organismThat you ever did see Everyone: And the single micro organism was on the hair and the hair was on the germ and the germ was on the bird and the bird was in the egg and the egg was in the nest and the nest was on the twig and the twig was on the branch and the branch was on the tree and the tree was in the hole and the hole was in the ground and the green grass grows all around and around and the green grass grows all around

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Da MooseDa Moose, Da MooseDa Moose, Da MooseSwimming in da waterEating his supperWhere did he go?He went to sleepDead Moose, Dead MooseFloating in da waterNot Eating his supperWhere did he go?He decomposed

Ann Marie Loves PierreAnn Marie, she loves PierreIt’s written on the café sidewalks everywhereJohn Pierre, he loves MarieIt’s written on a heart they carved upon a treeAnn Marie, she said one day“I love you very much so let us run away.”John Pierre, he said “Oui, oui.”And ran to tell his friends, “I’m marrying Ann Marie!”They went off into the parkBut they were getting hungry and it was getting darkThey got back before too late,For Ann Marie was seven, and John Pierre was eight

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Honey You Can’t Love OneHoney you can’t love one ( one) (x2)You can’t love one and still have fun.I’m leaving on the midnight train. Ladidah, oh boys, some fun, woot woot.(Follow same form)Honey you can’t love two… three… four…tenYou can’t love two and still be true…You can’t love three and still have me…You can’t love four and still want more…You can’t love five and still be alive…You can’t love six and still play tricks…You can’t love seven and still go to heaven…You can’t love eight and still be straight…You can’t love nine and still be mine…(Slower) Honey you can’t love ten (budadadada) (x3)You can’t love ten so kiss me again. I’m leaving on the midnight train.

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Bazooka Bubble GumMy mom gave me a pennyShe told me to buy a hennyBut I didn’t buy no hennyInstead, I bought some bubblegum.Bazooka-zooka bubblegumBazooka-zooka bubblegumNickel…pickleDime… LimeQuarter… WaterDollar… CollarMy mom gave me a fiveShe said to stay aliveBut I didn’t stay aliveInstead, I choked on bubblegum.Bazooka-zooka bubblegumBazooka-zooka bubblegum

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Oh I Wish I WereOh, I wish I were a little bar of soap, Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, I would slippy and I’d slidey, over every-body’s hidey. Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap. Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud…./I’d ooey and I’d gooey under everybody’s shoey…. Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop…./I’d go down with a slurp and I’d come up with a burp… Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root….I’d sit upon the trail and knock everyone on his tail….. Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito….I’d buzzy and I’d bitey under everybody’s nighty…

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Little Red WagonYou can’t ride in my little red wagon The front wheel’s broken and the axel’s draggin’ You can’t ride in my little red wagon anymore today HA HA HA!!

2nd verse same as the 1st but a whole lot louder and a whole lot worse!!

You can’t ride in my little red wagon The front wheel’s broken and the axel’s draggin’ You can’t ride in my little red wagon anymore today HA HA HA !!

3rd verse same as the 1st but a whole lot of Elmer Fudd and a whole lot worse!

You can’t wide in my wittle wed wagon The front wheel’s woken and the waxel’s waggin’ You can’t wide in my wittle wed wagon anymore today(then laugh like Elmer Fudd)

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Noah’s ArkThe Lord told Noah “There’s gonna be a floody, floody.” (echo)Get those animals out of the muddy, muddy, Children of the Lord Chorus: So rise and shine and give God your glory gloryRise and shine and give god your glory gloryChildren of the Lord. So Noah he built them he built them an arky, arky (echo)Built it out of hickory barky, barky, Children of the Lord Chorus

The animals, they came on, they came on by twosies ,twosies (echo)Elephants and kangaroosies, roosies children of the Lord Chorus It rained and rained for forty daysies, daysies. (echo)Nearly drove the animals crazy crazy Children of the Lord. Chorus The sun came out and dried up the landy, landy (echo)Everything was fine and dandy, dandy Children of the Lord

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Chorus The animals they came off, they came off by threesies, threesies (echo)Hippopotamuses and chimpanzeesies, zeesiesChildren of the Lord Chorus And this is the end, the end of the story, story (echo)Everything is hunky dory, dory children of the lord

Teen-ee Ween-ee House-eeI live-ee in-ee teen-ee ween-ee house-eeI live-ee on-ee thirty-first-ee floorI take the laundry, dirty, dirty laundryRuffles and petticoats, ten cents moreI like a chow-chow better than a bow-wowI like a foxy guy and he like-a meWay down in Hong Kong, big-a momma come-along-a (deep voice)She take my foxy guy away from me!

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GrowDown in the dirt buried deepThere is a promise there’s a seedAnd with some sun and with some rainA little shelter from the painWith some patience and some time you’ll see

It grow and growStretch your arms up to the sky and like a bird you’ll learn to fly And grow

Some fall upon the rocky groundDoes anyone hear when they cry outSome fall upon a bed of thornsGuess you can’t help where you’re bornLord pick them up with your hand, ‘place them in the good land so they can

Grow, and growStretch your arms up to the sky and like a bird you’ll learn to fly

And grow, and grow Let your branches spread and bloom from that seed inside of you you’ll grow And grow

And with some sun and with some rainA little shelter from the painWith some patience and some time you’ll see

It grow and grow