A History of

Hamburger

When Genghis Khan and the Mongols found

that you could press ground beef all flat and round

They never suspected what would go down

?

that patties would be sold by a clown.

Then Germans got a lucky break

They discovered what they called the Hamburg steak

And when they sailed over they decided to take

the patties that the U.S reproduced but fake.

This nutrition is barely fit for a king.

And the clown's food is a whole nother thing.

Don't forget the fries and coke.

And all that gives you... What? A stroke?

Or another terrible illness.

These burgers just keep on killin' us.

Next time you see the golden M...

Do not get sucked in by them!