8

7 Things To Do On July

  • Upload
    web25

  • View
    172

  • Download
    0

Embed Size (px)

DESCRIPTION

 

Citation preview

Page 2: 7 Things To Do On July

Tell her that you have a good feeling because your first date is on the luckiest day ever.

Tell her that you feel like you're going to get lucky tonight.

Page 3: 7 Things To Do On July

Go to your favorite casino and get really lucky playing roulette.

Sell your house, car, clothes and all other earthly possessions, go to a casino and put it all on Black.

Page 4: 7 Things To Do On July

Quote Dirty Harry by saying "Do you feel lucky, punk?" to the slot machine you're playing, hoping it will bring you money.

Quote Dirty Harry while pointing a gun at the bank cashier, hoping he will bring you money.

Page 5: 7 Things To Do On July

Tell the cop who pulled you over that if he gives you a break on this special day he'll be a lucky guy.

On second thought… don't.

Page 6: 7 Things To Do On July

Tell your girlfriend you like playing slots once in a while.

Tell your girlfriend you like playing with sluts once in a while.

Page 7: 7 Things To Do On July

Tell your date that you want to get to know her from top to bottom.

Ask her as you walk her home: "So do you prefer top or bottom?"

Page 8: 7 Things To Do On July

Get married. Get married.