“Not to be confused with the other kind of slasher. You know who you are.”
“Only to be killed off in the first scene, of course.”
“Erkel-ites are considered a minority everywhere outside of Area 51.”
“Excuse- 1970’s BBC shoe-string budget.”
“Excuse- Marble Hornet, and Slender Man, is just creepier that way.”
“…Kikiki-mamama…”
“A Kool-Aid rocket?... Or 50.”
“Or a re-make directed by M. Night Sham-A-Ding-Dong.”
“Probably better to die in the original.”
“The more you think about him, the more likely he will find you. Now, try not to think about him.”
• Sneakers- $38• T-Shirt and Warm-up pants- $40• Escaping Camp Crystal Lake alive?
•Priceless