Crystal and Jordan: The Untold Story
Everything is fine with the Wedding party....so far
Andy decides some pre-wedding entertainment is needed
Andy: “For my first trick...I will pick up this net-book with my eyes
closed!!!!”
“I need to get a picture of this!”
Andy: “For my next trick...watch me pull a rabbit out of my nose!!”
“Umm....Nevermind”
Mike: “Dude!!!...after that I need to start drinking”
Grandma: “The exit is that way!”
Jordan: “We seriously need make a change to the wedding party”
“We should replace him with this guy”
Thom: “The way I see it...it is too late to make any changes. We should just
get started”
Andy: “ I like to hang out with Grandpa”
Andy: “Uh....Grandpa. Where is your other hand?”
Separated at birth?
Andy: “We're getting paid to be in these pictures, aren't we?”
Mike: “You're kidding, right?
Andy: “Fine ....we will do it your way...but you aren't getting my best
work”
Mike: “Dude ...you are ruining the wedding”
“These shoes do not match my outfit”
Crystal: “Becky...you are stepping on my dress”
Becky: “I'm sorry!”
“Wow! They are serving food already? That chicken looks good”
“Like....reeeealy good!”
“If those jerks eat all the chicken I am gonna be mega PO'd”
“...7...8...9..10! Ready or not here I come”
“Hey....where did my drink go?”
“Cheese!!!”
“Is this crap over yet??”
“Hey Dad, can I borrow some money for the honeymoon??”
“NO?!.....Motel 6 here we come”
“My Brothers!”
Andy: “Ick!!”
All partied out? Already?
“Nooooo....I am too young to be married!!!”
Crystal: “My underwear is soooo riding up”
“Ahhhh....thank you for fixing that”
“OK! So now get me outta here, please”
“You have how much money in the bank?”
“BYE!”
“Hey Crystal....I am eating the last piece of chicken”
“Gimme that chicken, you little twerp!!!”
“Seriously Dad, just $100...that's all ask”
“Yay!! We can stay at the Best Western”
We all know how this beautiful story will end!!
Something like this
Congratulations Crystal and Jordan
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