Crystals wedding

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  • Crystal and Jordan: The Untold Story

  • Everything is fine with the Wedding party....so far

  • Andy decides some pre-wedding entertainment is needed

  • Andy: For my first trick...I will pick up this net-book with my eyes closed!!!!

  • I need to get a picture of this!

  • Andy: For my next trick...watch me pull a rabbit out of my nose!!

  • Umm....Nevermind

  • Mike: Dude!!!...after that I need to start drinking

  • Grandma: The exit is that way!

  • Jordan: We seriously need make a change to the wedding party

  • We should replace him with this guy

  • Thom: The way I see it...it is too late to make any changes. We should just get started

  • Andy: I like to hang out with Grandpa

  • Andy: Uh....Grandpa. Where is your other hand?

  • Separated at birth?

  • Andy: We're getting paid to be in these pictures, aren't we?Mike: You're kidding, right?

  • Andy: Fine ....we will do it your way...but you aren't getting my best work

  • Mike: Dude ...you are ruining the wedding

  • These shoes do not match my outfit

  • Crystal: Becky...you are stepping on my dress

  • Becky: I'm sorry!

  • Wow! They are serving food already? That chicken looks good

  • Like....reeeealy good!

  • If those jerks eat all the chicken I am gonna be mega PO'd

  • ...7...8...9..10! Ready or not here I come

  • Hey....where did my drink go?

  • Cheese!!!

  • Is this crap over yet??

  • Hey Dad, can I borrow some money for the honeymoon??

  • NO?!.....Motel 6 here we come

  • My Brothers!

  • Andy: Ick!!

  • All partied out? Already?

  • Nooooo....I am too young to be married!!!

  • Crystal: My underwear is soooo riding up

  • Ahhhh....thank you for fixing that

  • OK! So now get me outta here, please

  • You have how much money in the bank?

  • BYE!

  • Hey Crystal....I am eating the last piece of chicken

  • Gimme that chicken, you little twerp!!!

  • Seriously Dad, just $100...that's all ask

  • Yay!! We can stay at the Best Western

  • We all know how this beautiful story will end!!

  • Something like this

  • Congratulations Crystal and Jordan