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YOGI BEAR: Intlʼ Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller SCRIPT #1 PIC: Over black, we hear the faint roar/synchronized stamping feet of a huge frenzied crowd. Growing slowly louder. Dips to black between stock shots of legions of roaring fans. NARR: ONCE, THEY WERE TWO BEST FRIENDS WITH NOTHING MORE THAN TALENT AND A DREAM AND TODAY, THEYʼRE ADORED BY MILLIONS AS LEGENDARY PERFORMERS OUT TO CHANGE THE FACE OF ENTERTAINMENT FOREVER PIC: Pull back curtain to reveal Yogi on skis. Crowds cheer! CARD: THIS HOLIDAY SEASON THEIR WORLD IS COMING OUR WAY YOGI: “Weʼd like a ride in your taxi Mr. Taxi Man.” TAXI: “You donʼt have any pockets or pants.” YOGI: “I never noticed that before. Now I do feel a little awkward.” TITLE: YOGI BEAR CARD: UNLOCK THE ADVENTURE YOGI: “I want you to handcuff me to this tree and not unlock me no matter what I say… Unlock me!” PIC: Yogi struggles madly. CARD: 2010

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YOGI BEAR: Intl Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller SCRIPT #1 PIC: Over black, we hear the faint roar/synchronized stamping feet of a huge frenzied crowd. Growing slowly louder. Dips to black between stock shots of legions of roaring fans. NARR: ONCE, THEY WERE TWO BEST FRIENDS WITH NOTHING MORE THAN TALENT AND A DREAM AND TODAY, THEYRE ADORED BY MILLIONS AS LEGENDARY PERFORMERS OUT TO CHANGE THE FACE OF ENTERTAINMENT FOREVER PIC: CARD: Pull back curtain to reveal Yogi on skis. Crowds cheer! THIS HOLIDAY SEASON THEIR WORLD IS COMING OUR WAY YOGI: TAXI: YOGI: TITLE: CARD: YOGI: PIC: CARD: Wed like a ride in your taxi Mr. Taxi Man. You dont have any pockets or pants. I never noticed that before. Now I do feel a little awkward. YOGI BEAR UNLOCK THE ADVENTURE I want you to handcuff me to this tree and not unlock me no matter what I say Unlock me! Yogi struggles madly. 2010

YOGI BEAR: Intl Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller SCRIPT #2 PIC: Over black, we hear the faint roar/synchronized stamping feet of a huge frenzied crowd. Growing slowly louder. Dips to black between stock shots of legions of roaring fans. As we hear narrator: CARD: A BRILLIANT ENTERTAINER A MASTERFUL PERFORMER A WORLD-CLASS SHOWMAN AND IN 2010 HES JUST SHOWING OFF PIC: YOGI: PIC: CARD: YOGI: CARD: PIC: CARD: YOGI: TAXI: YOGI: TITLE: CARD: PIC: Pull back curtain to reveal Yogi on skis. Crank it, Booboo! Reveal Booboo cranking it as crowds cheer! THIS HOLIDAY SEASON These people need the razzle dazzle. THEIR WORLD Leads into flaming torch, flaming cape, fireworks explosion IS COMING OUR WAY Wed like a ride in your taxi Mr. Taxi Man. You dont have any pockets or pants. I never noticed that before. Now I do feel a little awkward. YOGI BEAR UNLOCK THE ADVENTURE 2010 Handcuff gag.

YOGI BEAR: Intl Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller SCRIPT #3 PIC: This concept looks like a nature documentary. Graphically, we are looking through a pair on binoculars, scanning the landscape for bears. The narrator voice is of the proper British variety. THE BROWN BEAR URSUS ARCTOS A MASSIVE, MAJESTIC CREATURE RULER OF THE FOREST PIC: NARR: PIC: NARR: PIC: YOGI: PIC: Two bears battling. SKILLED FORAGER Bear digging at tree sap. EXPERT FISHER View of bear swiping at salmon as narrator interrupted by Isnt that kind of unsanitary? Binocs pans around to reveal Yogi and BooBoo a few away cheat shot of them from feature. What? THIS YEAR PREPARE FOR ADVENTURE UNLIKE ANY ENCOUNTERED PIC: TITLE: Bear funny exchange with documentarian. YOGI BEAR 2010

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YOGI BEAR: Intl Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller SCRIPT #4 PIC: NARR: Mock promotional video from the Park visitor center. JELLYSTONE PARK ONE OF THE NATIONS OLDEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL STRETCHES OF WILDERNESS FOR YEARS FAMILIES HAVE HEADED OUT OF THE BUSY CITY EAGER TO ENJOY CAMPING FISHING AND OF COURSE, THE WILDLIFE PIC: CARD: LADY: PIC: CARD: BOOBOO: CARD: YOGI: CARD: BOOBOO: PIC: TITLE: Yogi crashing picnic. THIS HOLIDAY SEASON I hear youve got an unusual brown bear. Yogi crashes to ground. TWO FRIENDS We could just hunt for food. All the other animals do. ONE DREAM A picnic basket has everything a bear needs. HIS Are you sure this is a good idea Yogi. They plummet off cliff. YOGI BEAR CHRISTMAS 2010

YOGI BEAR: Intl Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller SCRIPT #5 PIC: NARR: Open on stock shots of Hollywood celebrities. FOR THOSE WITH DREAMS OF STARDOM ALL IT TAKES IS ONE BIG BREAK AND IN 2010 ONE NATURAL TALENT WILL GET HIS PIC: YOGI: CARD: Reveal Yogi. Does this camera make me look fat? FROM WARNER BROTHERS THE EXCITEMENT YOGI: CARD: PIC: CARD: PIC: TITLE: CARD: YOGI: These people need the razzle dazzle. THE ADVENTURE Big Yogi action moment. THE ROMANCE Yogi instructs Booboo on attracting mate. YOGI BEAR STEALING YOUR HEART AND YOUR LUNCH How can you even think that? Are you feverish? Let me press my lips against your forehead. 2010

YOGI BEAR: Intl Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller SCRIPT #6 PIC: NARR: Stock footage of bears. THE BROWN BEAR IT IS A MAJESTIC CREATURE NATIVE TO FORESTS THROUGHOUT AMERICA WEIGHING OVER 780 KILOS BUT OF COURSE THE CAMERA ADDS AN EXTRA TEN YOGI: CARD: PIC: CARD: YOGI: Does this thing make me look fat? FROM WARNER BROTHER PICTURES Elaborate booby trap backfires. OBEY YOUR INSTINCTS You know I would never say anything bad about another animal, but theyre all buffoons. FOLLOW YOUR HEART A picnic basket holds more than delicious food; it holds dreams. TRUST YOUR GUT I have problems with potato salad. Yes he does. And for a little bear he makes a big stink. YOGI BEAR Im just here eating grubs like a normal bear hack! ACT NATURAL 2010

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YOGI BEAR: Intl Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller SCRIPT #7 PIC: Montage of superheroes if we cant show them, we tease them with a glimpse of iconic imagery from a cape to a logo to an iron fist. THE GREATEST HEROES OF OUR TIME ARE DEFINED BY THE SUITS THEY WEAR SOME WEAR ARMOR SOME WEAR IRON SOME WEAR SPANDEX FOR OTHERS ITS JUST A HAT AND TIE PIC: YOGI: BOO-BOO: NARR: YOGI: NARR: Reveal Yogi, then Boo-Boo. I never noticed that awkward. Mine is a clip-on. My mornings are rushed. IN 2010 These people need the razzle dazzle. THEY WILL BRING US MORE ADVENTURE THAN IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE RANGER: RACHAEL: TITLE: This isnt happening. Oh, its happening. YOGI BEAR PLAN ON IT CHRISTMAS 2010 PIC: Reveal Yogis emergency plan: a picture of them screaming.

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YOGI BEAR: Intl Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller SCRIPT #8 PIC: Montage of different signs warning national park visitors of bears. IF YOUVE BEEN TO THE GREAT OUTDOORS YOUVE SEEN THE SIGNS BUT AT JELLYSTONE NATIONAL PARK IF YOURE GONNA LOOK OUT FOR BEARS PIC: Graphically, a sign featuring a cartoon bear and the words: LOOK UP Cut to Yogi zip-lining through the air toward the table. CARD/NARR: THIS YEAR WHEN IT COMES TO COURAGE WHEN IT COMES TO HONOR WHEN IT COMES TO YOGI: Funnel cake No! I want you to handcuff me to this tree and not let me out no matter what I say. ALMOST NOTHING CAN HOLD HIM BACK Uncuff me! Hilarious struggle to break free. YOGI BEAR A picnic basket holds more than delicious food; it holds dreams. What are we looking at? I dont know. DREAM BIG 2010

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YOGI BEAR: Intl Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller SCRIPT #9 PIC: This concept feels like the opening of The Sound of Music as we soar over majestic mountains, beautiful forest canopy and roaring rivers. FROM THE OPENING SCENE IT TOOK YOUR BREATH AWAY FROM THE FIRST NOTE IT STOLE YOUR HEART BUT WHO HAS TIME FOR MUSIC PIC: We swoop down to see a woman running through a grassy field a la Maria. Reveal its another woman running through a field yelling. WHEN A BEAR IS ON THE LOOSE? Cut to Yogi All I asked is she was going to eat the rest of her sandwich? FROM WARNER BROTHERS PICTURES THEIR WORLD AND OUR WORLD COLLIDE PIC: TITLE: CARD: Big collision. YOGI BEAR 2010 WAIT TIL DEN

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YOGI BEAR: Intl Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller SCRIPT #11 PIC: We open on a montage of footage from different eras throngs of screaming fans pressing against barricades, flashing cameras, tinted windows, police motorcades, the turning heads of supermodels. Possibly intercut frenzied chaos with magazine photos, billboard images of iconic leading men through the decades. NARR: HOLLYWOOD IS ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE NEXT HUGE INTERNATIONAL STAR SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE AUDIENCES WORLDWIDE LAUGH, CRY, CHEER AND FEEL PURE, UNADULTERATED ANIMAL MAGNETISM PIC: YOGI: CARD: YOGI: PIC: CARD: RANGER: Reveal Yogi. Reveal Rachael, who greets him with an animal grunt. What the heck was that? FROM WARNER BROTHERS Now we just wait for a picnic basket to fall into our arms. Leads to stunt going awry. YOUVE NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE There was a complaint about a bear disturbing a picnic I think it was you. TO GREATNESS All-out action montage. YOGI BEAR 2010

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YOGI BEAR: Intl Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller SCRIPT #12 PIC: This open feels like a tease for the next Planet Earth-type conservation movie but focuses on Rachael character. AS ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS NATURE DOCUMENTARIANS OF HER TIME SHES LIVED AMONG THE GORILLAS OF SUMATRAS THE LIONS OF THE SERENGETTI AND THE FAMED GRIZZLIES OF ALASKA BUT THIS YEAR SHELL ATTEMPT TO MAKE CONTACT RACHAEL: NARR: PIC: YOGI: PIC: CARD: I heard you have some very unusual brown bears here. WITH THE MOST FASCINATING CREATURE OF ALL Rachael makes strange grunting sound. Reveal Yogi. What the heck did she say? Rachaels expression registers pure excitement! THIS CHRISTMAS ONE HERO WILL TAKE WHATEVER YOU DISH OUT PIC: TITLE: Reveal family with spread of food at picnic table. YOGI BEAR SAVE ROOM FOR ADVENTURE 2010

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YOGI BEAR: Intl Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller SCRIPT #17 PIC: Stock footage of battle plans, topographical maps, secret documents. Dramatic John Powell score think Bourne movies. NARR: SINCE THE BEGINNING TWO OPPOSING SIDES LOCKED IN A STRUGGLE FOR SUPREMACY AND THIS YEAR ONE SIDE HAS A PLAN TO GAIN THE UPPER PAW PIC: Cut to Yogi surveying his detailed diagram. Ranger Smith appears, Yogi tries to THIS HOLIDAY SEASON OUR WORLD THEIR NATURE TITLE: YOGI BEAR CHRISTMAS 2010 PIC: Go out on big physical gag.

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