We made pancakes this morning and did personality tests withimages.powerhousemuseum.com/images/pdfs/245934.pdf · 2 x 3 Watt Hi-powered LEDs and 1 x 5mm LED 18o Spot = 450 Lumens

We made pancakes this morning and did personality tests with the neighbours. It looks like we can be friends, but their tendency to respond to the questions defensively could be a problem. I explained again and again that there are no right answers, only wrong ones. They didn’t get it. Then there was a staring contest. We won; they cheated. Long story.

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black silicon / polished aluminiumKLR03 2 x 3 Watt Hi-powered LEDs and 1 x 5mm LED18o Spot = 450 Lumens 32o Wide = 300 Lumens Flasher = 10,000 millicandelas3 hours (optimum brightness) 2000 hours in flashing mode18o (spot light), 32o (flood light), upto 600m visability (flasher)60 x 42 x 551. Spot - low and high 2. Flood - low and high 3. Flasher - flash and constant 8-cell Lithium IonSmartcharge, 1 hour 500AC charger unit. “Anti-short” power cable (light to battery) with weather proof connectors. 2 quick-release silicone cable ties with universal-fit cable connection. Fabric draw-string storage bag

Some advice from today’s spam: “all girls like the big guys”. This is according to Kristi Goins, who’s got some fantastic herbal meds to increase your wang size and “be full of energy and fill your partner with it!” If only Kristi knew about the Gator 605 – it’s got so much energy it fills everyone with “it” for four long hours. Better still it only takes a flash to recharge before it can do it all again.

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There’s an online video doing the circuit which proves, beyond doubt, that Bigfoot not only exists, but takes size 12 trainers. He challenged the Yeti to a rumble using primitive gestures, determined to show online audiences that even though he looks a little smaller, he’s still capable of some serious action. Well, same thing goes for the monster-punch Gator 105. Switch it on and unleash the beast!

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black silicon / polished aluminiumKLR011 x 1 Watt Hi-powered LED and 1 x 5mm LED32o (flood light) = 200 Flasher = 10,000 millicandelas4.5 hours (optimum brightness)32o (flood light), 600m visibility (flasher)60 x 36 x 451. flood - high and low : 2. flasher4 cell NiMhSmartcharge, 1 hour300AC charger unit included. “Anti-short” power cable (light to battery) with weather proof connectors. 2 x quick-release silicone cable ties with universal-fit cable connection.

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black silicon / polished aluminiumKLR021 x 3 Watt Hi-powered LED and 1 x 5mm LED32o (flood light) = 350 LumensFlasher = 10,000 millicandelas4 hours (optimum brightness)32o (flood light), 600m visibility (flasher)60 x 36 x 451. flood - high and low : 2. flasher6 cell NiMhSmartcharge, 1 hour400AC charger unit included. “Anti-short” power cable (light to battery) with weather proof connectors. 2 x quick-release silicone cable ties with universal-fit cable connection.

Apparently Russell Crowe is making this movie where he’s trapped on a train which can’t go faster than 10 clicks per hour, or it’ll blow! So Rusty just pulls on the brakes, saves the day and busts out a 90-minute monologue about courage and mates, before riding into the sunset with a mighty Gator 305 lighting the way. The film’s a turkey but the Gator’s performance will change your life.

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Colour black silicon / polished silver lens surround

Product code KLZ01

LED LIGHT specifications 1 x 1 Watt Hi-powered LED

Burn time 18 hours (optimum brightness) 180 hours flashing

Light pattern 12o (flood light)

Dimensions Light (mm) wxhxd 35x63x104

Modes 1. constant : 2. flasher

BATTERY Type 4 AAA (included)

Weight (g) complete 118

Other Features Waterproof, tool-less attachment. Quick-release battery housing. Flexible Silicon body. Visible to 600 metres.

The other Gators are jealous of the “one”. They gossip behind its back, undermine it, take embarrassing photos of it when it’s had one too many mojitos and try to keep it away from the hot guys in the football team. Can you blame them? I mean, the little bitch has got everything. Its so damn smexy, there’s little wonder that everyone wants one.

KLM07-09Black

KLM07-12Purple

KLM07-11Cornflower

KLM07-03Red

KLM07-06Orange

KLM07-02Orange Yellow

KLM07-04Lime Green

KLM07-07Olive Green

KLM07-05Light Blue

KLM07-08Pink

KLM07-01Translucent

KLM07-10White

80 hours (steady), 160 hrs battery life maximum (flashing)85 x 34 x 45122 coin cell - CR2032 includedSuper-bright LED light10,000 millicandelas1 - steady 2 - flashing Water-resistant, flexible silicon body, integrated clipping feature, quick-release mounting. Visible up to 600 metresNote: Safety light only

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Not to be confused with the ‘colourful’ used to describe old people who’ve lost their minds and started frisking younger relatives at Xmas parties - our frogs would outshine even the nuttiest, most incontinent oldies out there - and they’ll match most pre-1950’s cardigans too. So light up your wheels like it’s Christmas, and wait for those ‘old busy hands’ to come to the party.

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30 hrs (constant) 220 hrs (flashing)38x53x41532 x AAA includedSuper-bright 3 LED lightRed LED - 5 flashing, 1 constant White LED - 2 flashing, 1 constantWater-resistant, superslim, flexible silicon body, integrated clipping feature, quick-release mounting. Hold-down button for ‘shortcut’ on/off function. Visible up to 600 metres.Note: Safety light only

Little known fact: everybody who smiles at you when you walk down a busy city street actually wants to kiss you with their tongue, check-in to a hotel and recreate scenes from erotic French literature. Frustrated now that you never followed up on that impulse? Learn from the Gekko, when it’s on it’s a bright multifaceted impulse machine, and when it’s off it’s studying erotic French Literature. Dib dib dob!

KLG01-01Translucent / White LED

KLG02-01Translucent / Red LED

KLB01-09Black / White LED

KLB02-09Black / Red LED

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30 hrs (constant) 220 hrs (flashing)75 x 28.5 x 63 823 x AAA includedSuper-bright 5 LED light50,000 millicandelas1 - steady 2 - standard flashing 3 - alternating LED flashingSlimline profile take up minimal space on handlebars. Water-resistant, flexible silicon body with integrated switch. Integrated clipping feature, quick-release mounting tab. Visible up to 600 metres.Note: Safety light only

2am. There was a panicked tapping at my window. It was AXL Rose (again!). He was soaking wet, heart-broken and not on any type of drug. I cuddled him close to my bosom and he pleaded for me to enter the darkness with him. I flat out refused and instead gave him my Bullfrog. The big guy immediately cheered up, impressed by its water-resistant silicon casing, built-in mounting latch and a light show with more punch than Chinese democracy.

People think toads have warts. That is incorrect. Toads have flexible-silicon bodies, quick-release tabs, 5 LEDS of power and they’re so thin they’ll only take up a smidgen of your handlebar - but no warts. Ok? I’m glad we’ve cleared that up.


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30 hrs (constant) 220 hrs (flashing)126 x 61 x 38 783 x AAA includedSuper-bright 5 LED light. 1 - steady 2 - standard flashing 3 - alternating LED flashing 4 - rapid pulse flashingWater-resistant, flexible silicon body, integrated clipping feature, variable beam direction, quick-release mounting. Hold-down button for ‘shortcut’ on/off function. Design allows for front handlebar attachment over computer. Visible up to 600 metres.Note: Safety light only

KLB01-01Translucent / White LED

KLM08-09Black / White LED

KLM08-01Translucent / White LED

KLB02-01Translucent / Red LED

KLB03-09Black / White LED

KLB04-09Black / Red LED

Most people remember Mary Poppins for spooning children truckloads of sugar in a world unaware of fat-kid syndrome. But few recall Poppins’ sexy, ol’ carpet-bag. The bag that brought with it the wondrous ability to fit in whatever she could stuff between its warm, carpet-clad flaps - and Mary knew if anyone got their hands on her bag, there wouldn’t be much need for a nanny, so, in true British spirit, Mary kept her carpet concealed.

The 90s arrived and a now cash-strapped Poppins bought a franchise business selling ‘Real-Moon-Rocs’, which were actually stones she’d pinched from out of a grease-trap in Sussex. Mary would move the units herself, peddling the heavy bastards around London’s streets, all the while wishing her hard-to-handle carpet bag had a more convenient strap.

And that’s where we stepped in. So Mary got a comfortable bag and started looking more youthful and more attractive and we learnt the secret of how to store more than a spoonful of sugar in a crusty, old carpet-bag. Fancy that?!

And always believing that an urban bag should be ‘oh so much more’ - the unique KNOG universal hub on rear allows you change function in a snap. Plug your handlebar, pannier or backpack hardware right on in - morphing your urban bag into a new bag and your new bag into an urban bag. HOT DAWG!

KDT01Rich Black / Punch Love Brown

KDT03Serious Blue / Franks Grey

KDT04Asian Olive / Little Blue

KDT05Rock Red / White Stone

KDH01Rich Black / Punch Love Brown

KDH03Serious Blue / Franks Grey

KDH04Asian Olive / Little Blue

KDH05Rock Red / White Stone

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Handmade water resistant construction using heavy weight 1200D fabric with taped and sealed seams welded into a molded water and shock proof EVA protective base. Nip and tuck ‘ears’ on the flap help keep dust and water out. Anti scratch lining seals big arse internal storage space. Three internal organiser pockets and a zippered rear pocket keep you covered.100% removable, soft touch, adjustable strap. The universal hub on rear converts your urban bag into a bike bag and your bike bag into an urban bag. phewwwwww.260x290x100mm (wxhxd)

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Handmade water resistant construction using heavy weight 1200D fabric with taped and sealed seams welded into a molded water and shock proof EVA protective base. Nip and tuck ‘ears’ on the flap help keep dust and water out. An extra tough padded ‘no fleck’ laptop sleeve fits laptops up to 13”, there are pockets for your mp3, phone, pda or bike tools. A further four internal organiser pockets and a zippered rear pocket. Anti scratch lining seals it all in.BIG and last forever tough removable hardware allows you to wear the HOT DOG left and right handed. Its pillow soft to the touch 75mm wide adjustable strap comfortably and evenly distributes weight. A 3D sternum strap keeps your HOT DOG right where it should be. The universal hub on rear allows you to plug your pannier hardware attachment right on in.320x370x130mm (wxhxd)

Finally there’s a place to park your 13” sausage – and don’t hold back on the sauce, because this puppy’s waterproof construction will keep your goodies high and dry. Pack it up, strap it up and resist the temptation to gnaw at the seams.

“Watch my back! I’m going in.”That was the last thing we heard the Leading Dog say before he took off and became a sturdy, compact way of taking it all with you. He’s small enough to have a magician find him behind your ear, but big enough to house that very same magician’s collection of stunt-rabbits.

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Handmade water resistant construction using heavy weight 1200D fabric with taped and sealed seams welded into a molded water and shock proof EVA protective base. Nip and tuck ‘ears’ on the flap help keep dust and water out. FRANK’s DOG has space. An extra tough padded ‘no fleck’ laptop sleeve vertically fits laptops up to 15.5”. There are pockets. Anti scratch lining seals it all in. BIG and last forever tough removable hardware allows you to wear your FRANK’s DOG left and right handed. Its pillow soft to the touch 75mm wide adjustable strap comfortably and evenly distributes weight. A 3D sternum strap keeps your FRANK right where it should be. And always believing that an urban bag should be ‘oh so much more’ the universal hub on rear allows you to plug your pannier hardware attachment right on in - converting your urban bag into a bike bag and your bike bag into an urban bag. That will be all.340x400x130mm (wxhxd)

KDF01Rich Black / Punch Love Brown

KDF03Serious Blue / Franks Grey

KDF04Asian Olive / Little Blue

KDF05Rock Red / White Stone

Frank [surname withheld] once ordered a book of erotic photography from the back of a true crime magazine. For the next six years he was pestered to purchase a 10 CD boxed set of Kenny Rogers’ more moderate hits. Frank finally relented when along with the music he was promised that he could have his name immortalised forever (conditions apply). Well, congratulations, Frank [surname withheld]! You’re the lucky winner! Your bag fits all sorts of erotic photography books, along with gadgets, diaries and boxed sets.

A mutant, half-breed bag that can round up your sheep at the same time as it sniffs out your truffles. He’s more than happy to carry around your 15.5” shepherd’s crook and still have room to stuff in a small paddock’s-worth of truffles. Oh-la-la.

We paid a descendent of William Shakespeare, Stavros Shakespeare, 50 bucks to give us a good word to describe our sturdy, 17”, waterproof Dog bag. After a week all he could come up with was ‘big’, though I suppose with this giant being able to fit a billion litres, he’d be right - Man, those Shakespeares sure have a way with words.Features

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Handmade water resistant construction using heavy weight 1200D fabric with taped and sealed seams. Nip and tuck ‘ears’ on the flap help keep dust and water out. The PIG DOG is has room for a pig and a dog. An extra tough padded ‘no fleck’ laptop sleeve horizontally fits laptops up to 15.5”. There are pockets for your mp3, phone, pda or bike tools, internal organiser pockets and a zippered rear pocket. Anti scratch lining seals it all in.BIG and last forever tough removable hardware allows you to wear the PIG DOG left and right handed. Its pillow soft to the touch 75mm wide adjustable strap comfortably and evenly distributes weight. A 3D sternum strap keeps your PIG DOG right where it should be. And keeping it like it is - an urban pig. Simple.430x350x160mm (wxhxd)

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Handmade water resistant construction using heavy weight 1200D fabric with taped and sealed seams. Nip and tuck ‘ears’ on the flap help keep dust and water out. The BIG DOG is fat and roomy. An extra tough padded ‘no fleck’ laptop sleeve horizontally fits laptops up to 17”. There are pockets for your mp3, phone, pda or bike tools, internal organiser pockets and a zippered rear pocket. Anti scratch lining seals it all in.The BIG and last forever TOUGH removable Cambuckle and clip allows you to wear the BIG DOG left and right handed. Its pillow soft to the touch 75mm wide adjustable strap comfortably and evenly distributes weight. The sternum strap keeps your bag on your back and your ride free. FAT TAKES THE CAKE.540x350x160mm (wxhxd)

KDS01Rich Black / Punch Love Brown

KDB01Rich Black / Punch Love Brown

KDS03Serious Blue / Franks Grey

KDB03Serious Blue / Franks Grey

KDS04Asian Olive / Little Blue

KDB04Asian Olive / Little Blue

KDS05Rock Red / White Stone

KDB05Rock Red / White Stone

The Rackless Dogs lend themselves to slow-witted people who like to make lewd jokes. “Nice rack” would be an example of one, although it might be hard to know if the joker is talking about your chest or the easy and secure clip and go three-point attachment system. OK, you’re right, they’re probably talking about both.

The ‘Rackless’ system is based on a super light-weight internal flexible frame that is built into the bag. Providing structural support it slips smoothly and securely into three nano small frame attachments. These frame attachments are mounted to your frame and/or seat post with cable ties - Simple - Now you can ride hard and fast and long and your bag will stay where it is meant to. On the bike. Not your back.

80% of people interested in the ”fight game” head to boxing land to perv on ring girls holding up cards indicating what round it is (the other 20% are there for the peanuts). This is why it’s perfect that the Boxer can go the full 12 rounds every day of the year. Throw the towel in, along with your laptop and anything else; it can take as much punishment as you can deliver and will always want to be hit again.

You’re buddy’s addicted to the stock-market. He’s playing footsies with the Footsie, hanging ten with the Hang Sen and is on first name basis with his boy Dow (Jones). Tell him to get a Neat Dog to keep his suit straight, dry and tidy on the ride to Wall Street - then tell him to get the hell out of your life.

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This NEAT DOG is a rackless pannier bag. The super light weight internal bag frame slips smoothly and securely into three nano small frame attachments. Simple - now you can ride hard and fast and long and your bag will stay where it is meant to. On the bike. Not your back. When you arrive zip it up - sling it - walk it - then stretch it out and locker it.Handmade water resistant construction using heavy weight 1200D fabric with taped and sealed seams. Water sealed zippers all round keep dust and water out. Wheelside, waterproof hardwearing tarp and a full wrap raincoat for when the conditions are really tough gives you extra protection.Firstly - never go dackless again - this is a suit bag. Drape your threads over and ride crease free. An extra tough padded ‘no fleck’ laptop sleeve vertically fits laptops up to 15.5”, there are pockets for your mp3, phone, pda or bike tools. Internal organiser pockets and a zippered rear pocket complete the inside. The NEAT DOG can be unzippered to the full length of your clothes - allowing it to hang free inside any wardrobe or broom cupboard.BIG, adjustable and last forever tough removable cambuckle and hardware allows you to wear your NEAT DOG left and right handed. Its pillow soft to the touch 75mm wide adjustable strap comfortably and evenly distributes weight. 370x510x150mm (wxhxd)

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This BOXER is a rackless pannier bag. The super light weight internal bag frame slips smoothly and securely into three nano small frame attachments. Simple - now you can ride hard and fast and long and your bag will stay where it is meant to. On the bike. Not your back - mack. When you arrive zip it up - backpack it and walk it.Handmade water resistant construction using heavy weight 1200D fabric with taped and sealed seams. Water sealed zippers all round keep dust and water out. Wheelside, waterproof hardwearing tarp and a full wrap raincoat for when the conditions are really tough gives you extra protection.Decked out with layers of internal gear room. An extra tough, quick access, padded ‘no fleck’ laptop sleeve vertically fits laptops up to 15.5”. Also there are a ton of pockets for your gloves, skipping rope and attitude. BIG, adjustable and last forever, tuck away Backpack straps allows you to wear your ‘Dutchie’ on your back. A handle on top allows you to carry your bag hand in glove.370x510x150mm (wxhxd)

KDR01Rich Black /

Punch Love Brown

KDR05Rock Red /

White Stone

KDR04Virgin Olive /

Little Blue

KDR03Serious Blue /

Franks Grey

KDC01Rich Black / Punch Love Brown

KDC05Rock Red /

White Stone

KDC04Virgin Olive /

Little Blue

KDC03Serious Blue / Franks Grey

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This DUTCH DOG is sling and ride pannier bag. Simply sling over your bike rack and ride. Your bag stays where it’s meant too. On the bike. When you arrive zip it up - ‘back pack it’ and walk it.Handmade water resistant construction using heavy weight 1200D fabric with taped and sealed seams. Water sealed zippers all round keep dust and water out. Wheelside, your ‘Dutchie’ has waterproof hardwearing tarp and a full wrap raincoat for when the conditions are really tough.The DUTCH DOG has space. An extra tough, quick access, padded ‘no fleck’ laptop sleeve vertically fits laptops up to 15.5”. Also there are pockets for your mp3, phone, pda or bike tools. Internal organiser pockets and a zippered rear pocket complete the insides. BIG, adjustable and last forever, tuck away Backpack straps allows you to wear your ‘Dutchie’ on your back. A handle on top allows you to carry your bag hand in glove.370x510x220mm (wxhxd)

The missing third verse of the classic ganga smoking song by Musical Youth actually goes “Pass the Dutchie over backrack side, it’s pannier dog”. Which is a lyrical way of explaining that the Dutch Dog sits over your bike’s rack and provides a double dose of storage fun. Irie!

KDD01Rich Black /

Punch Love Brown

KDW01 (With KLICKFIX Pannier Rack Hardware)Black / Reflective

Fits 17” Laptop

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KDW02 (With KLICKFIX Pannier Rack Hardware) KDW04 (With KNOG UNIVERSAL Hardware)Black / Reflective

Fits 14” Laptop

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The reverse-aqua-Alcatraz of the bag world. Just like those crims were prevented from leaving that island, the Dry Dog, er...imprisons water, preventing it from entering the San Francisco within your bags. No one gets in, no one gets out. Simple.

Features Handmade waterproof sonic welded construction using heavy weight 1200D backlined fabric. Zip and roll fold flap keeps dust and water out. (also doubles as flotation device) Anti scratch lining seals a huge and huger internal storage space with separate padded laptop compartment.Reflective stripes and circles keep car drivers at bay.100% removable, soft touch, adjustable strap. Available with or without TOUGH German made KLICKFIX hardware for bike rack attachment or the bag equivalent of freeballing.

Your butler will look perfectly respectable running your errands, now that he’s sporting the delightfully luxurious contours of the leather dog. It’ll fit your 15.5” gravy boat and is padded so not to damage the caviar he’ll pick up on the High Street – because we all want those fish eggs to hatch healthy and strong within our guts.

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The Leather Dogs - Bag and Wallet are constructed from lush soft leather and tough canvas. The bag features nip and tuck ‘ears’ on the flap keep the city out and your gear in - luxury. The wallet features money.The Leather Dogs are generously decked out with internal gear room. An extra tough padded ‘no fleck’ laptop sleeve vertically fits laptops up to 15.5”. There are pockets for your mp3, phone, pda or bike tools. Slip everything else into the 2 internal organiser pockets and zippered rear pocket. Anti scratch lining seals it all in. BIG and last forever tough removable hardware allows you to wear your LEATHER DOGs left and right handed. Its pillow soft to the touch 75mm wide adjustable strap comfortably and evenly distributes weight. A 3D sternum strap keeps your LEATHER DOG firmly where is should be. 340x400x130mm (wxhxd)

KLDB01-01Black / Cream Stitching

KLW01-01Black / Cream Stitching

At which point he said, “I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like”. I was confused whether he was referring to sculpture, pastels or Garfunkle. I’m less confused about the Art Dog, no matter which way you turn it, it’s still beautiful and unlike most art out there it actually does something apart from look pretty and harmonise.

Features Limited to editions of 100. The bags are handmade waterproof bags constructed using heavy weight 1200D fabric with taped and sealed seams welded into a molded water and shock proof EVA protective base. Nip and tuck ‘ears’ on the flap help keep dust and water out. Onto this solid base we embroider, screen, cut and sew something unique. We call these bags ‘Art DOGs’.The ‘Art DOGs’ are available online or through unique dealers in some countries. Check www.knog.com.au for the current range, functionality and places you can find them. - Unique your freak!

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KDo2 KDo3

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Padded laptop pocket can hold laptops upto 15" wide, internal organiser pockets, zippered front mesh pockets, rear zipper pocket. Wide, adjustable padded strap with anti-sway waist strap. Water resistant construction, large internal volume, sternum strap, reflective fabric600D Nylon, reflective fabrics, waterproof tarpaulin, orange lining, anti-scratch flocking

A miracle child in Norway was born with a thick, brown moustache. Despite his parents’ best wishes to keep the moustache, medical experts suggested it would harm the child’s personal development. The moustache was shaved off, sold on ebay, and the boy never grew so much as a whisker thereafter. We designed the Corsa in his honour. I don’t know why. It just seemed the right thing to do.

Remember when that guy at your High School got back from being overseas, and he’d been to all the best fun-parks, and told everyone which movies were about to come out, and how we’d all be wearing our hair in the future? And although he was the same guy he was sort of newer, and better and cooler? Well, his hair still looks fabulous!

KUM07-01 (LARGE)KUM08-01 (MEDIUM)Rich Black /

Black

KUM07-04 (LARGE) KUM08-04 (MEDIUM)Virgin Olive /

Little Blue

KUM07-03 (LARGE) KUM08-03 (MEDIUM)Serious Blue /

Franks Grey

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590 x 420 x 10018600Large main compartment, 3 internal pockets, moulded external pocket. Wide padded neoprene straps with reflective outer. Water resistant construction, 3D mesh padding, non-slip rubber ring, sternum strap and reflective fabric600D Nylon with waterproof backing, reflective fabrics, neoprene

The book Accounting Made Sexy won’t be on the New York Times best-seller list because accounting cannot be made sexy – it just flat out is sexy! And so, a warning: if you are in the business of accounting and you your calculator, cashmere knit and fountain pen are snug in your Presto, people around you might find themselves inexplicably blowing up.

It’s possible to do no work at all if you’re always stuck in an elevator. The Forte enjoys all the benefits of an object that befits the modern working person, but also provides the opportunity to store a packed lunch, some board games and a toothbrush when you’re “unfortunately” stuck in the lift shaft “again”.



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700 x 520 x 120247503 internal pockets, hidden mesh compartment, moulded outer pocket, phone pocket. Wide padded neoprene straps with reflective panel, anti-sway waist strap. Water resistant construction, 3D mesh padding, non-slip rubber ring, reflective panelsMoulded EVA shell, 600D nylon with waterproof backing, reflective fabrics, neoprene, orange nylon lining

If you’re ever caught in the blast-range of a fast-closing nuke we recommend you drop behind the tough Knogahide exterior of a Bello. Sure, it won’t save you - but you’ll look great next to 18 litres of sturdy, compact storage. And if the whole glowing radioactive green thing is an issue, there’s a bunch of snappy colours for you to choose from.

Those looking for proof the God does not exist should look no further than their backs. All that wasted space, gagging to be used. If design were intelligent, each and every one of us would have a Bellisimo protruding form our shoulder blades, ready to safely and securely store our hunting and gathering.

KUP01-01Rich Black /

Punch Love BrownKUF01-01Rich Black /

Punch Love Brown

KUP01-06Serious Blue /

White StoneKUF01-06Serious Blue /

White Stone

KUP01-04Virgin Olive /

Little BlueKUF01-04Virgin Olive /

Little Blue



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760 x 580 x 15022850Suits all KNOG infill systems, outer access storage, internal organiser pockets. Padded neoprene straps with reflective and ventilation materials, adjustable sternum straps. Water resistant, semi-rigid construction, large internal volume, 3D mesh padding, reflective panels, non-slip rubber ring, side compression strapsMoulded EVA shell, wear resistant rubber, reflective fabrics, neoprene, structural mesh



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450 x 310 x 13518800Suits all KNOG infill systems, internal mesh organiser pockets, hydration pack adaptability, padded neoprene straps with reflective and ventilation materials, adjustable sternum straps. Water resistant, semi-rigid construction, large internal volume, 3D mesh padding, reflective panels, non-slip rubber ring, light-mount facilityMoulded EVA shell, wear resistant rubber, reflective fabrics, neoprene, structural mesh

KBB02-01Rich Black /

Black

KBE02-01Rich Black /

Black

KBB02-06Serious Blue /

White Stone

KBE02-06Serious Blue /

White Stone

KBB02-04Virgin Olive /

Little Blue

KBE02-04Virgin Olive /

Little Blue

POD is actually an acronym for ‘POD Of Destiny’. The ‘Pod’ in ‘POD Of Destiny’ is, in turn, an acronym for ‘POWERS Of Dinosaurs’, wherein ‘POWERS’ stands for ‘Pannier Of Water-resistant, Easy-fit, Rigid Storage’ – which sort of speaks for itself, we thought.

Ideal for anxious, new parents, this handy Pod means your newborns will never be out of arm’s reach. It fits up to 10.6 litres of baby and once the little cherub learns to sit up, you’ll also be able to breast-feed on the go.



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400 x 350 x 150 21780Large inner compartment with expandable volume, inner velcro divider, full mesh zipper pocket in lid. Sturdy rack mount KLICKFIX hardware with integrated carry handle and lower rack fastening. Rigid water resistant construction, reflectivity, rackside padding and support, optional zip-together panniers for portabilityMoulded EVA shell, 600D nylon, yellow lining, reflective piping



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210 X 180 X 28010.6560Large main compartment, map pocket, internal organiser, mesh bottle carrier, shove panel. Moulded front carry handle, quick release KLICKFIX mounting bracket. Rigid water-resistant construction, integrated handle for light mounting, water resistant zippers.Moulded EVA shell, orange nylon lining, neoprene, reflective panel

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KHP01

If you miss the romance of a car boot when riding your bike, then this pod could be the answer. Trips to Swedish furniture stores, chopped wood, golf clubs and dead bodies rolled up Persian rugs can all be accommodated.

Designed ostensibly for the fast-paced world of ‘travel baking’, this pod can expand as your dough rises. The somewhat provocative slogan “I’ve got yeast infection, dawg!” is an optional extra.

KTR02

KTR07



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330 x150 x 18014 - 50750Large main compartment, two internal and one external elastic mesh pockets. Moulded carry strap, side straps for securing load, integrated hardware rack attachment. Reflective panel for night visibility, semi-rigid construction, easy-to-use buckles, buckle and webbing retention suits most bicycle racksMoulded EVA shell, tarpaulin underside reflective fabrics, elastic mesh, inner lining



Fabrics

330 x150 x 1809640Large main compartment, two internal and one external elastic mesh pockets. Moulded carry strap, side straps for securing load, quick-release buckle hardware rack attachment. Reflective panel for night visibility, semi-rigid construction, easy-to-use buckles, buckle and webbing retention suits most bicycle racksMoulded EVA shell, tarpaulin underside reflective fabrics, elastic mesh, inner lining

The original name for this pod was the “friendly hemorrhoid”. Our market research company was fired, but the ability to hide away (and then easily access) keys, mobiles, wallets and breath mints remains.


Weight (grams)

105 x 150 x 800.8590

KSP03 - LargeKSP02 - Small

KTR05

Sometimes an extra hand would be a real help, but where’s a good genetic engineer when you need one!? This pod is a perfect third hand, sixth finger or first brain.



Fabrics

200 x 150 x 801200Internal elastic mesh pocket and keeper webbing for tools. Quick release hook and loop strap securely fastens onto any seatpost diameter. Water resistant zip, semi rigid shell protects contents, easy attachment to and removal from seat postWater resistant moulded shell, orange flock lining


Weight (grams)

70 x 130 x 800.7580

Features

Fabric

Main tool storage compartment with removable, protective phone pocket. KLICKFIX mounting hardware attaches to underside of seat. Quick release mounting system, water resistant construction, moulded light-mounting facility. Moulded EVA shell with leather finish, neoprene fabric

Your hands a made for lovin’, not fussin’. Keep them happy through the ‘riding all night, just to be with you’ times. And the ‘I want to hold you forever, but I don’t want to touch you’ times. And the ‘I want to protect my fingers for when I learn to play piano one day’ times. And the ‘get out of my goddamn yard or I’ll call the fricken cops!’ times.

KGL03Cream / Red / Prison Tats

KGL06Cream / Red / Prison Tats

KGL07Black

KGL02Cream / Olive / Prison Tats

KGL05Cream / Olive / Prison Tats

KGL08Black

KGL01Black / Prison Tats

KGL04Black / Prison Tats

Sizes availableTemperature

Features

Material

S, M, L, XL, XXL Suitable for temperatures b/n 10-35 degrees celciusHand stitched fine grained goatskin leather with a dense lateral strength and double stitching at key wear points. Goatskin Leather

In Italian ‘Salute’ means ‘health’. In English it means high performance ‘brake’ fingers, soft gel padding and breathable mesh panels. Well, not quite word for word, but in a round-about way. So, good gloves, good health.

One day some kids found a treasure map. They followed it, and after a number of mildly amusing adventures (one of which featuring not one, but two ghosts) finally discovered the bounty. “Gloves,” they disappointingly moaned before one of the ghosts return to explain that these gloves had gel padding, were built to last and were perfect for long rides. They remain disillusioned by the whole endeavour.

KGS06

Not ready to settle down yet? Bit of a commitment-phobe? Well, the a pair of Orcas are right up your alley. With their quick release finger loops, these suckers are on again, off again faster than gos-sip magazines can creative write about the A-List.

As you may be aware, a ‘Moose Knuckle’ is the visual phenomenon achieved when male genitals are tightly packed within a restrictive pair of trousers. However, what few people know is that if you subtract the genitals you lose the Moose and get left with a super-comfy pair of leather gloves. These gloves!

KGS03

Colour / finishSizes available

TemperatureFeatures

Materials Upper

Materials Lower

blackS, M, L, XL Suitable for temperatures b/n 20-35 degrees celciusEasy-pull finger loops for quick removal. Neoprene lycra wrist strap with rubber moulded velcro tab adjustment. Multi-zone gel padding - suitable cushioning for flat bar, road and mountain bike grips. Printed latex grip “O” ringBignet® lycra upper with Scotchlite™ piping and performance suede detail.Bignet® 3D mesh palm for breathability, Grotech®synthetic leather double palm, Between® PU gel padding


TemperatureFeatures

Materials Upper

Materials Lower

blackS, M, L, XL Suitable for temperatures b/n 10-20 degrees celciusMulti-zone gel padding - suitable cushioning for flat bar, road and mountain bike grips. Printed latex grip “O” ring. Bignet® two layers stretch-spandex for windproofing double-thickness Betweent® neoprene knuckle on back.Beihai® cow leather palm, Grotech®synthetic leather double palm, Between® PU gel padding


TemperatureFeatures

Materials Upper

Materials Lower

blackS, M, L, XL Suitable for temperatures b/n 12-22 degrees celcius.Multi-zone gel padding - suitable cushioning for flat bar, road and mountain bike grips. Printed latex grip “O” ringBignet® two layers stretch-spandex, Betweent® neoprene knuckle and Bignet® mesh fabric on back.Grotech® synthetic leather palm, Grotech® synthetic leather double palm, Between® PU gel padding


TemperatureFeatures

Materials UpperMaterials Lower

blackS, M, L, XL Suitable for temperatures b/n 17-25 degrees celciusPerformance suede ‘brake’ fingers. Neoprene lycra wrist strap with rubber moulded velcro tab adjustment. Multi-zone gel padding - suitable cushioning for flat bar, road and mountain bike grips. Printed latex grip “O” ringBignet® lycra upper with Scotchlite™ piping and performance suede detail.Bignet® 3D mesh palm for breathability, Grotech®synthetic leather double palm, Between® PU gel padding

KGS01

KGS04

These gloves may or may not cause you to grow a foot-long beard, herd goats on the tundra and then eat their testicles for dinner, but when the Ice Age comes (it is coming! It’s not a matter of “if” but “when”!), you will be ready to take a hands-on approach to survival.

Ride to the shop and back again and again and again and again and again. All KNOG products are warranteed to be free from any defect in materials and workmanship for a period of 2 years from the date of purchase identified on the sales receipt. Our warranty applies when our product is used for the purpose intended, under normal conditions, and does not apply to damage caused by typical wear and tear, accidents, acids, water, misuse or neglect and is limited to the value of the product. This warranty applies in addition to your statutory rights in relation to your country. All returns will be subject to inspection and approval KNOG or our distributor in your country before any repair or replacement is authorised. Defects discovered after the 2 year period can usually be repaired (depending on parts availability), but will be subject to charge. Find your local distributor or contact KNOG HQ at www.knog.com.au

Catalogue concept and Creative Direction Michael Lelliott - KNOG. www.knog.com.au Photography - Glendyn Ivin; Casting - Fiona Dann @ Chameleon; Production - Gemma Lee; Styling - Polly Kerdal; Hair and Makeup - Toni Colstram; Cast - Daniella, Pete, Denise, Hamish, Adelaide, Ruby Rose and Mike; Production Assistant - Libby Christmas; Writing - the Ugly Kids Daniel Juhasz and James Ruhfus; Product Photography - Tord Johnston; Photographic Assistant - Chris and the KNOG crew. KNOG products designed and produced by Hugo Davidson, Mal McKechnie, Craig Stevens, Joelene Tee, Libby Christmas, Chris Bilanenko, Paul Daniel and Michelle Muller at Catalyst Design Group, AustraliaShot on location at Human Powered Bicycles, Brunswick and the streets of Melbourne and Brunswick.


TemperatureFeatures

Materials Upper

Materials Lower

blackS, M, L, XL Suitable for temperatures b/n -5 to 8 degrees celcius Multi-zone gel padding - suitable cushioning for flat bar, road and mountain bike grips. Printed latex grip “O” ring. Thinsulate™ Insulation fabric innerBignet® walter-repellent textiles, Protech® leather finger tips, Scotchlite™ piping.Protech® synthetic leather on palm

KGW01

Documents

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