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Some half baked, some well donebut definitely lots of fun!MohitChhabra [email protected]
When I was a boy, I was told anybodycould become President. I am beginningto believe it.
Clarence Darrow
We can throw stones, complain about them, stumbleon them, climb over them, or build with them.
William Arthur Ward
Focus on the journey, not the destination.Joy is found not in finishing an activity but
in doing it.
Greg Anderson
A suicide helpline is where theytalk to you until you don’t feellike killing yourself. Exactly theopposite of telemarketing.
Dana Snow
Keep away from people who try tobelittle your ambitions. Small peoplealways do that, but the really greatmake you feel that you, too, can
become great.
Mark Twain
Flatter me, and I may not believe you.Criticize me, and I may not like you.Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.Encourage me, and I will not forget you.Love me and I may be forced to love you.
William Arthur Ward
If I were your wife, I’d put poison in your coffee.
If I were your husband, I’d drink it.
Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill
My wife had a go at me lastnight. She said, “You'll drive meto my grave.”I had the car out in thirtyseconds.
Common etiquette says not totalk about politics, sex, religion,or money. But these are theonly things interesting enough
to discuss!
Four steps to achievement:Plan purposefully.Prepare prayerfully.Proceed positively.Pursue persistently.
William Arthur Ward
I've been in love with the samewoman for forty-one years. If mywife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henry Youngman