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t was the battle students have waited all yearo see and it was well worth it. DORM WARS
2006 rocked Lee Uni-versitys campus on theevening of Monday,February 20th reminding
veryone of how tough you have to be to be theest. Weeks and weeks of planning went into
he event with every Resident Director workingor hours to make sure that this years DORM
WARS would be better than ever before.Students arrived at the Walker Arena around00 PM, dressed in everything from odd, mis-
matched pirate uniforms to perfectly matchingorm t-shirts. Some had banners, others were
overed with face paint and glitter. Residents ofach hall sat together at the marked positions onhe stands. At the end of the gymnasium twoumbo screens had been set up, prepared to giveudents the best up-close view of what wasoing on.University President Dr. Paul Conn opened
with a word of prayer before the microphonewas returned to the emcee of the evening, Phil
ook. After welcoming students to the thir-enth DORM WARS at Lee, Cook introducedis fellow volunteers. Officials for the eventncluded Alan McClung, Richard Jones, Johnny
Evans, Lena Barber, Jimmy Harper, Murl Dirk-sen, Jason Steffenhagen, and Bill Estes. Therewere also two scorekeepers: Lance Falagan andPam Browning. Finally there was a runner(Vivian Cox), and three very important peoplewho helped make the event possible: Dr. WaltMauldin, Vice President of Student Life; TraceyCarlson, Director of Residential Life; andShannon Lancaster, Assistant Director of Resi-dential Life.Also involved with putting on the event were
the Resident Assistants in training. The propsteam included Richard Blackman, Meg Ander-son, Jamall Joseph, Cheryl Rogers, Karen Tay-lor, and Andrew Rowland. The greeters team
was made up of Amber Moore, Christe Wester-field, Ashlee Hubbard, Michelle Soroka, andLydia Bier. Last but never least, the concessionscrew comprised of Ashley Patterson, LorriePasqualone, Jennifer Tucker, Benoy Thomas,Amber Ferguson, Jon Tully, and RebekahSimpson.Officials left the center of the floor as the lights
blackened and music began to roar from thegiant speakers hanging overhead. Each dormsteam ran out onto the court to perform a danceor intro that represented their theme and intro-duced them to the audience.
Hughes was the first, led by Resident D(RD) Joe Martinez. The Hughes team inMatt OReilly, Joshua Kruger, Alex HJeshuran Benavides, Levi Barnhard, DEdwards, and Johnny Moore. The captaiJosh Rice.Livingston (RD: Aubre Hendel) was l
captain Jenni McNeal. The team includedley Hall, Catherine Flowers, Erin Shankchel Warden, Elisabeth Barnes, Denica and Jackie Skelton.
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1) A family in Greensboro, NC. Two boysriding ATVs suffered massive injuries.
2) The functionality of the computers we useto design the Headlines.
3) The members of the Equality Ride.
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please pray for
A N O T E F R O M T H E E D I T O R :
Everyone Makes MistakesLearning to be a better newspaper...
Everyone makes mistakes, even in the newspaperbusiness. Typos are sent to print, names are mixed up, anddecisions turn out not to be so good.
Im sitting in the computer lab at the HumanitiesCenter as I type out a few hundred words for my first apol-ogy as editor of The Lee Headlines. Having just returned
from the Office of Student Life and meeting with Dr. WaltMauldin, I have come to realize my mistakes and I am hereto say I am sorry.
Simply put, The Lee Headlines failed in its questto gain funding from Lee, although it may not be the last timethe staff will try. The meeting, however, was worth more thana deal to print 800 copies per week. The meeting was alearning experience and reviewing the mistakes Ive madehelped me realize that.
In previous copies of The Lee Headlines westated that we would be open to printing anything, withoutconsent from the Lee administration. Id like to clarify that.
In previous issues, we printed words we should not have. Idlike to ask for forgiveness for that.
To remedy these problems and make an honest effortto prevent them from happening, Id like to set a list of guide-lines for The Lee Headlines. The guidelines, which will bediscussed and decided upon by our staff and frequent writerswill also be presented to the Lee faculty for review and com-ment. I would like to remind readers that the Headlinesremains an independent campus news source, but we will
strive to keep a clean act, creating a paper suitable for all toread. We want to challenge, not offend. We want to encour-
age and strengthen the faith of our readers while providingthem with fair and balanced news.
We plan to print our guidelines in an upcoming is-sue so that readers may understand precisely what we aredoing and may provide us with valuable feedback.
From the way we have presented the Headlinesto students, we have made it seem as if we will print anything
submitted to us. On the contrary, we will accept any materialfrom students and staff for review. Most articles will be
printed, although some may have to be edited. We still planto print opinion articles, but we will try our best to present abalanced viewpoint in the paper.
One of our early issues contained some words thathave been upsetting to people at Lee. I apologize sincerely
for our mistake and pray that we may improve the paper inthe future.
Our goal is simple: we want to provide a weeklynewspaper filled with content that everyone can enjoy andlearn from, even faculty. We hope that our readers will stickwith us and pray for us as we start out on this journey.
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ell, they did it again. This weekend was third annual Blue String Thing.
sted by Starlite volunteers at Westmores
eighty Building.
arlite is a ministry that organizes after-hool programs for girls in all of Cleve-
lands middle and highschools. The BlueString Thing was anovernight event in
ich 178 teenage and preteen girls wereven the opportunity to make a commit-nt to remain pure before marriage.
he evening started off with a formal Fa-is dinner, followed by lots and lots of
video games, adance competition, and a twenty-sevenminute drama/play written and preformedby the Starlite Cabinet members.
Kimberly Bogle, one of the cabinet mem-bers, commented that the drama did a good job of giving visual pictures for the girlsto understand. The last scene of the dramafeatured the main character, played byKelly Phelan, walking down the middle ofthe room in a wedding dress, symbolizingthe bride of Christ. All of the girls cheeredand clapped when Kelly reached the frontof the room.
After the drama, all 178 girls chose tocommit to saving themselves before
marriage. Later, Amy Beth Bullard, lites founder and director, shared fromheart about how God touched her lifehow He could touch theirs too. Durinalter call, over sixty girls gave their livChrist.
Later on Kimberly remarked I thinkgirls had a blast and they grew in Jesthe same time. The event was definitsuccess.
If you would like more information avolunteering weekly or for special evsuch as this one, please send an [email protected].
Natalie Richter (as teenage Jillian) and Jeff Goodman (as Jesus)
Shannon Durham played the young Jillian
danced with her teddy bear, dreaming of ge
married one day.
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Nora Chambers (RD: Alyssa Olson) emerged
hird with a feisty pirate theme, including teammembers: Kristin Biddy, Liz York, Terri Jones,
Mamie Murphy, Lorrie Basler, Courtney Powell,
nd Ashley Doyle. The captain was AmandaCantu.
NC was followed by OBannon Hall (RD: Todd
Humbert). Their team featured Kyle Grace, Bran-on Roper, Blake Hamon, Michael Prall, Michael
ngham, Matt Bartle, and Scott Marlow. OBan-
ons team captain was Seth Huff.Simmons (RD: Sarah Agee) followed. Simmons
resented an extremely creative theme: Richard
immons. The team included Jenna Jodoin,
Brittany Carpenter, Jovette Humes, Megan
McClung, Michelle Gill, Natalie Scott, and JessicaGerard. Team captain was Brianna ONeal.
Sharp (RD: Cara Bain) featured Danielle Driscoll,
Rachel Workman, Jenna Back, Micah Metzner,Mandi Read, and Stephanie Barrios. Their team
captain was Katie OConnell.
B.L. Hicks (RD: Kevin Knight) involved Chris
Huddleston, Josh Hudson, Ian Harding, BlakeHedden, Neil Woodward, Brian Heller, Brett Wise.
The captain was Jesse Wood.
Brinsfield Rows (RD: Jennifer Ladd) team was
made up of Paula Delande, Deaundra Sawyer,Elizabeth Roshon, Crystal Joseph, Andrea Riley,
and Julie Zietlow. The captain was Amy Chap-man.
Cross (RD: Michelle Steffenhagen) included
Amanda Burgraff, Brienne Hicks, Jackie Enlow,Andrea Tormaschy, Sarah Shearrow, Tiffany
Wilkerson, and Kristina Weston. Their captain was
Amie Coleman.
Medlin (RD: Greg White) consisted of TyroneJohnson, Johnnie Ramos, John Greene, Vijay
Kanabar, Jared McElhaney, Zach Swiling, and
Josh Sadler. The captain was Bird.Keeble (RD: Kim Blackaby) included Jael Gil-
reath, Stacy Felchner, Casey Dean, Cara Iavarone,
Melissa Robinson, Rachel Floyd, and Abigal
Jones. The captain was Anna Gracey.Davis (RD: Aubrie Gruber) featured Shannon
Taylor, Callie Whitlock, Becky Crow, LaurenWessel, Shaina Rollins, Stephanie Grubb, and
Breanne Miller. The captain was Carrie Wozniak.
Storms (RD: Shaun Morton) included Tony Dia-
mond, Nik Rogers, Robbie Smith, Jason Shrable,Craig Mosgrove, Kenny Whicker, and Jesse
Fletcher. The captain was Dan Shirley.
Tharp (RD: Heather Stevens) consisted of AndreaBucher, Hope Goad, Kortney Gongre, Valerie
King, Eva Gilliland, Erica Meyers, and Sheena
Wozniak. The captain was Kene Onyeagusi.Atkins Ellis (RD: Cara Rogers), the reigning
female champions, featured Brandi Crumbley,
Whitney Hamilton, Rebekah Ladd, Jennie
Becca Young, Susan Bookout, and Sarah BoThe team captain was Harmoni Jacobson.
Bowdle (RD: Craig Ready), the reigning
champions, included Jeremy Hattenstein, Harris, Levi Wallace, David Delotelle,
Coomer, Mark Wozniak, and Todd Drake
captain was David Vargas.
A total of three games were played. Thegame was the food race. Teams would li
behind baselines on the edges of the gym flo
the blow of the whistle, they would run to
tables with a collection of nasty food.Each pie pan included a healthy dose of
beans smothered with whipped cream and with a large chunk of spam. Every playe
required to eat all of the food set before them
the team that (after getting their mouths chec
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Special thanks for this article goes to the following individuals:Heather Rawleigh (for getting quotations from the champions),Andi Draddy, Kara Hawley and Karen Hawley (for use of theircameras and memory cards), Christopher Isenhour (for use oftechnology), and Cara Rogers (for information regarding score
or any remnant of green spam) was first to be completely done with their
inner and back across the baseline was declared the winner. One other
ule: the players hands must only be used to hold the plate in place.Once five heats had been completed, emcee Cook called out ticket num-
ers and gave away several prizes, ending with a $50 cash prize. By the
me the prizes had been awarded, the resident assistants in training had set
p the arena for the second game: a shopping cart race.The race started with teams behind the baseline once again, ready to have
ne member push a rider around in a shopping cart. The players would fly
he cart to the far end of the gymnasium, swirl around a cone, and comeack. Once fully back across the baseline the previous rider would jump
ut and another rider would hop in. The fastest team to have all members
de and push the cart around the cone won the round. Only one accidentccurred, and, thanks to safety guidelines, all participants had helmets on.
At the conclusion of eight separate heats of the shopping cart race, Cook
merged back onto the floor calling out more ticket numbers. Five giftertificates were presented to several blessed winners and another $50 cash
rize was presented. Following the prizes, it was time for the third and
nal game: the obstacle course.
Each team player had to make it through the course in the correct ordernd according to the directions, lest points be taken away for penalty. After
pinning around a bat several times, participants would hop through a
eries of tires before crawling through a tube. They would then have towing on a rope from one platform to the next before running as fast as
hey could to make it over a steep wall. The first team with all players to
omplete the course won the round. After eight fun-filled heats, the emceennounced something unexpected. Two more teams had been formed to
ompete against each other: The RAs and the RDs. The RA team com-
rised of Jaimie Butler, Aimie, David Vargas, Harley Studder, Candaceox, and Jimmy Harper. The RD team included Aubrie Gruber, Joe Marti-
ex, Greg White, Kim Blackaby, Murl Dirksen, and Cara Bain. Both teams
ew through the obstacle course and then Cook returned to center court.
ive more gift certificates were distributed to random winners and then therand cash prize if $200 was given away.
Seconds later the scores had been tallied and it was time to announce thewinners. First, Cook awarded the spirit award to Nora Chambers. Cookalled Brinsfield Rows team out and awarded them third place. Davis Hall
was then awarded second. The crowd of students held their breath and
waited in silence to discover who took first place...Suddenly screams and cheers erupted from across the arena as Phil Cook
houted out Cross is the boss! Cross Hall had been awarded first place
or the ladies.Jackie Enlow, a Cross team member reflects, Honestly, I loved it!! It was
uch a rush to be a part of the winning team! I am usually the last one
nished eating but I was the first girl finished in the spam eating contest! I
must say it was disgusting but soooo worth it!! My favorite part was the
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bstacle [course], I didnt do very well myself, buthe other girls were so great that I think thats the
art that won it for us! I know that the actual team
was only seven girls but having the rest of theCross Hall girls there to cheer us on helped tre-
mendously!! Cross is Boss!!!!
Another Cross team member, Kristina Weston,
ays, Dorm Wars was an amazing experience forme!! Being on the winning team was definitely
wesome, though just being on the Cross Hall
eam was more than worth it! Our dorm has areat community where the girls just really like
ach other, and I think that significantly affected
ur victory. The team was pretty tight, even if wead only met a week or two before. And the rest of
he girls were so supportive and cheered us on
whole-heartedly!! I know I felt a desire to do myery best and to win because I love the Cross girls
o much!! I was definitely nervous... I didn't want
o let down all the girls, or do anything totally
tupid. I knew we had a chance to win and Iwanted to do my best. But I knew I was going to
o do my best no matter what. My favorite part of
he event was definitely the obstacle course. Iwish I could do it again- rug burns on the knees
nd everything!! It was certainly a big adrenaline
ush to just push myself through it and I loved it.he course was really great, but I guess a close
second would be jumping on the #1 stand andtouching that trophy!! When the announcer said
"They said they were the boss and they were
right" I didn't hear anything else- we were all too busy screaming and jumping!! I think it felt so
good because we had worked so hard together as a
team and a dorm. We all wanted it- we even had a
pep rally on Sunday night to get ready for the bigevent!! I was especially excited to win for the girls
who've been in the dorm for more than this year.
When the announcer called our name, the look onmy RA's face was priceless!! It means a lot to me
that I helped win the title for her because it's her
last of some pretty special years in Cross Hall.Dorm Wars 2006 was a great experience- and
winning that medal made it even better!!! I would
do it again in a heartbeat!Cross team member Brienne Hicks tells, It was a
blessing and very awesome to be part of the Dorm
Wars team! I love the people that I competed
with...we made a good team! I was a little nervousat first but I turned that into energy and adrenaline
for the competition. My favorite event had to be
the obstacle course because of all the differentchallenges. I didn't mind the spam because I love
spam, but the chunks were hard to swallow! I
would definitely do it again! I had so much fungetting to know new people and trying new
things! It was especially nice to be part owinning team!!!
Dorm Wars has been one of the most fu
exciting experiences I have had since I haveat Lee. I was very surprised when they anno
that we had won because I wasnt really sur
well we had done in all of the events compa
the other teams. I wasnt really nervous beIm used to big crowds of people watchin
either from cheerleading or other sports. I
we had a good chance at winning because thon my team were so enthusiastic and will
work with each other. Our team was just out
to have fun no matter what. Realizing that wwon and not expecting it was the best part
whole night was fun and I would love to
again. We could never have done it with osupports from the girls in the dorm and th
couragement from the RAs and RD," says T
Wilkerson, another team member.
Amie Coleman, a RA at Cross Hall says, L just say that Dorm Wars was such a blast!
ways is! And I have gotten the chance to e
ence it from both sides - as a resident and This year was so much fun because I ha
opportunity to head up the Cross team. I
somewhat challenging because our team chseveral times as Dorm Wars got closer and cl
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I know that several other dorms practiced for the event, but to tell you th
truth, although we tried to set up times to practice, we never did. But I ththat we all worked so well as a team together because of the community
Cross Hall. We have such a tight-knit group of girls living in Cross. So D
Wars was just another excuse to have fun together.The girls of Cross Hall have definately made themselves known this y
through intramurals, winning 2nd place in the spirit award at the dorm bketball game, and through everyday interactions at Lee. This is my 3rd y
living in Cross and my 2nd year as an RA. It just keeps getting better anbetter! Cross is such an amazing place to live. But it is the girls living he
that make this place feel like home.
I was so stoked about winning Dorm Wars. The team worked hard anddeserve it. They fought for the title - Amanda almost choked on a piece o
spam during the food eating contest and almost every girl came home w
full body rug burn from the obstacle course. Each girl on the team playesuch an important role and they put everything they had into the compet
for their dorm! I am so proud of each of them! The entire dorm also gav
their all - losing thier voices during the event and spending time makingfor their team and dorm. I love the encouragement Cross girls constantly
freely to one another - in Dorm Wars, intramurals, and through every day
struggles. We have such a great support team!
Sadly to say, this is my last year living in Cross and being an RA. I rember telling my RD, Michelle, the week before Dorm Wars, that this is on
thing I would love to win before leaving Cross. And we did and I am so
thankful that I got to be a part of it all! These girls are such an encouragto me! I am so blessed to have all of them in my life!
Yes, I was nervous - for my girls, I didn't want any of them to get hurt.
Also, I knew that we had a pretty good chance of winning after watchingteam compete, so waiting on Phil Cook to announce the winners seemed
the longest 5 seconds of my life! My favorite part of the event was the e
when people from all over campus came up to us and said they were roofor us the whole time. It's nice to know that lil' ol Cross has made itself
known after all these years.
For the men, Storms came in third and Hughes came in second. Winning
all was Hicks Hall.Winning dorm wars has been the highlight of my college career. I wasn
really nervous; I was ready to get out there and show everyone how to w
dorm wars. For me the best part was the obstacle course. It was so muchand it seemed to just come naturally to me. I'm a senior and this was my
time even attending dorm wars. I'm so glad that I got to participate, and
would totally do it again given the chance. Winning dorm wars has chanmy life, states Ian Harding, a team member from Hicks Hall.
I wish I could take credit for my guys winning but it was the will of th
guys, the fans, and their team leader, Jesse Wood, one of my RAs. I havbeen an RD for 4 years now, one year at Medlin, one year at OBannon,
this is my second year as the RD of Hicks. I have also been one of the C
for Dorm Wars for the past 3 years and have put my heart and soul into i
the RDs entirely do, to make it better then the year before. So this year wtruly the best, because for the first time, my guys came back with the Go
God may bless America but I think he put a little extra blessing on B.L H
Hall teams ability to eat, push a cart, and jump a wall, adds Kevin KnigRD of Hicks Hall.
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PoetryGod's Light-Adam Rodrigues
Walking slowly onward,
glancing at mystical dark figures,
closing in quickly,
one fears to be seen.A light glows,
demons reveal,
perish, and disintegrate,
God's light has healed.
Illuminates the street,
lightens the mind,
purifies one's soul,
purifies one's life.
Walking authoritatively onward,
looking down on pathetic beings,eye contact is made,
as they tremble, cry and scream.
Untitled-Cheryl Rogers
How can you worship when you dont know how to be broken and know thesweet, aching fragrance of praise with pain?How can you know true freedom until youve been broken in bondage andknown the help of an unlikely Rescuer setting you free?How can you know beauty until you have ripped the achingly familiar maskof pride and familiarity from your fake face?How can you sing again unless it is forever?How can you hear the screams of the broken until youve groaned in theabsolute stillness and silence of the King of all Kings?Please, Lord, let me walk out my faith instead of talking it thru.
Leap of Faith! Oliver WilliamsI took that leap,
that one they say,
can change a script,
into a play.
I took that leap the other day.
No idea as where to go,
I ran with speed from every to
flying through the hills at eas
and sprinting over seven seas
Around a globe I never knew,I sailed alone at night,
saying things I thought Id do,
and shining too much light.
And when I took that final lea
and when I walked away...
My eyes would dream,
in disbelief,
...of a childs day.
Colors of an atmosphere,
far away from death or tear,
only lived my life to here,
surviving on a mothers cheer,
and all there is to truly fear,
is that leap of faith.
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R e s t i n C h r i s t d e s p i t e b u s y s c h e d u l e s
Let the beloved of the LORD rest secure in him, for hehields him all day long, and the one the LORD loves restsetween his shoulders. (Duet. 33:12)
Studying for mid-terms, papers, projects, Ahhh!!!! Itsverwhelming! Dont pull out all your hairbalds not in) or decide to up and quit: tryomething different. Rest in Christ. Whatoes that mean? In my life it is shown
hrough striving after Gods heart and know-ng He holds my very life in His hands. (Ps.39) This weekly article is not designed toorcibly bring you to God, its here to try toring up new facets of Gods amazing char-cter and it is up to you to question and pur-ue Him in these matters. He desires to be the Lover of youreart; to capture your every desire with His Presence. I know
He wants us to rest in Him and to know that He is taking caref us. Papers will still be due and studying for exams will beigh on the list of priorities, but God is always with us (Heb.3:5) and through these things He will always be our onlyrue choice of dependence.
Therefore, since the promise of entering His rest still stanlet us be careful that none of you be found to have fallen sof it. For we also have had the Gospel preached to us, justthey did; but the message they heard was of no value to th
because those who heard did not combinewith faith. Now we who have believed enthat rest~ There remains, then, a Sabbathfor the people of God~ Let us therefore m
every effort to enter that rest.~ Thereforesince we have a great High Priest Who hagone through the heavens, Jesus the Son God, let us hold firmly to the faith we profess. (Heb. 4:1-3, 9, 11a, 14)
I struggle with this too, but you knowwhat I am learning? The best times I have known are in thmidst of life when His peace envelopes my soul. Then Iknow, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that my God is good athe time- and all the time He is good.
I will run in the path of your commands, for you have setheart free. (Ps. 199:32)
Devotionals
Cheryl [email protected]
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!"#$%&'(
Extra chapel musicDont get us wrong, we love iPods. Its just uncool to havethose earbuds relaxing in your ears during chapel.
The losing dormsDorm Wars only comes once a year and that means that everyone but Hicks and Cross will have to suffer...
Computer labs in the PCSU
Wait times for the printers seem to be longer, letters are get-ting scraped off the keyboard, and the entire place seems tobe filled no matter what time of day it is.
Ring before springIts almost spring on campus and time is running out. Un-married Lee students may feel pressured to find their soulmate in the few weeks we have left on campus.
Flex dollarsWhoever invented flex dollars need to come up with a bettename. That extra money runs out quickly here on campus
e Novensons stirring chapel message left students begging for more.d- he gets introduced as doctor. Thats always a plus.
usic @ Deacon Jonese love the new Christian worship music from T-RAN at
dining hall. Now all we need is chapel credit.
uck Norris
ter making a guest appearance in a Dorm Wars theme andite a bit of discussion on campus, students have voicedeir opinion: hes hot.
niel Tidwelle Chairperson of the Student Leadership Council gets rec-nized for his leadership. Whats next? The White House?
my Beth Bullardents are going better than ever, although shes living ons sleep. The creator of Starlite Ministries just opened up aw branch in Knoxville last month.
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Q w o t e dWhy dont we do an 80s pirate prom? -Shawn Scott, creating a peaceful alternative between an 80s prom theme and a pirate theme for the spring SLC banq
Thatll be one time its not okay to turn the other cheek-A Lee professor, responding to an RAs question: Will the Equality Ride people come up to us and slap us on the buttch
ke guys do?
Intercourse equaled evangelism.-Joe Novenson, speaking at the Conn Center chapel service on Tuesday, February 21.
If you see a giant stuffed dog, get ahold of me.
-An OBannon Hall resident who lost his floor mascot.
The devil cant have my shoes too.-Mandi Read, after both of her high-heel shoes broke on her way to church.
Im getting high off this marker. Its a very strong one.-A Lee Spanish professor, while writing in class.
You know, Im all for Lee doubling chapel services and eradicating of all homework.-A student commenting on the frustrating amount of homework and studying required by professors.
A c t u a l l y o v e r h e a r d a c r o s s c a m p u s . . .
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I would turn that little one room building
next to Deacon Jones Dining Hall into a
dorm because that would be hilarious. I
would call it Tall Hall. I dont know
why. Just because.-Skyler Daniel
The trolly should be a dorm because then
I [could wake up and] never have to walk
to class. I would call i t General Lee
Hall.
-Michael Ingham
I would turn the Humanities Building into
a dorm because it has a large front yard,
several patio tables, it is in the center of
campus, is very well decorated, and has
very large rooms. I would name it Central
Paradise.
-Kali Reece
The PCSU would make a great dormbecause of all of the resources for fast
food! We should name it Jason
Rodriguez Hall.
-Eric Brown
Photos of the Week
IfyoucouldturnanyLeebuild-ingintoadorm,whichwoulditbeandwhy? HotStuffDeacon Jones Dining Hall should be a
residence hall for guys so I could ride the
conveyor belt all day long. We should
name it Mary Land in honor of the
delightful card-swipes lady.
-Stephen Quint
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I would choose the PCSU. Why? Because I
could have my mail delivered to me, by me
(LOL), and I could use the computers all the
time. Also, I could have my own dining
services and elevator. It would be wonder-
ful!
-Amber Bush
Who knew taking apart a watch
could be so fun? Above, Eliza-
beth Curtis keeps an eye on the
time. Zachary Spence (right)
prepares to take over the world.
The PCSU should be a dorm because it has
everything you need, like vending machines
and the welcome desk. I would name it
Thomas the Janitor Hall.
-JJ Hulet
8/15/2019 The Lee Headlines, Issue 5
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C. Only half of the chapel services should be required)
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