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L- -i I? IFS j tATES OF ADTEKTMinC THE JOURNAL. lSTBusineas and professional cards ISSCKD BVERY VKI)NCMAV, of five lines or less, per annum, five iu ifttn&nts dollars. M. K. TriiXEK sS: CO. mtm 22? For time advertisements, apply Proprietors and Publishers. at this office. 4 ISTLegal advertisements at statute T33 OFFICE. Eleventh .St., up stairs rates. tit Journal Uuildituj. 22TFor transient advertising, see t i: i: m j? : I'ervear rates on third page. Throe Six month months JJ VOL. XV.-N- O. 16. COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 18. 1884. WHOLE NO. 744. E5TA11 advertisements payable Single copies monthly. BTJ3INESS CAEDS. 1.T. JI.uityx. M. - 1. '- - chio. M. I. Drs. KARTYN & SCHUG, U. S. Examining Surgeons, l.or-i- l l'iii 1.n-iii-- . .. N. .V R. II. and I. R- - :- - iii.ii!t-itii- i 111 inTiH n ni'l r.azli-l- i. Telephones at iillin- - and rcsidem -- . noT.TTTvmiJS. - NEBRASKA. t:!-- v rnrsiciAXA- - .sn:ci:ox. irr mi' :"i '' "" '"'k'1 "'' iwt-,1'tt- '- t "iV 3 B- -" 35- - "" .). i . ( 'I AX f" ' ' '!'' - W-- !)i-.-.- t- - I v. .m ii :in 1 children :i spe- cialty. i.imi: j.l.v-i- fi in. iMhVe foruiei - I mcllpic.l l' li-- . RolHstecl. Telephone '"' c li.in-.re- . B.I. A A."IIBCAI,4i;it .S. O y;. ia i. v a u lot,. Oil roim-- r t l- -: '. fiilli :ml N.l Hi tl el. i,it Kin-"!"-- . hardware store. ioie:E.s5: a sm-m- v ":v. .J TTOHX E YS-- A 'J -- LA T, lip-sta- ir in I. luck Ruilding, lltl treel, AlmM- - tin- - New 1'ink. j. is;a?. II. xotauy pun Lie. Il'IIi Slrrt-t..- ! 4onrs Mist of llHnimoiid House, CWmmAim. Xrh. 4fll-- y rpiiB;atsro.- - .v iwi-:k- s SUIWEOX IIKXT1STS, v w, :.. SI. ...I.. Ml lln.l.' I'lillim. ......... EjJ I MIHI" I" .win u" ", bus. Nebraska. H- - a. ii:z:ci:s:, J. ATTOnXEY AT LA II', Oiliec on Olive M.. Oduinhll. Nebraska. 2-- 1 f V. A. MACKEN, IIKAI.K1C IN Ftirciijn ami Domestic Liquors and Ciyars. lltli -- tr.ct. Odunibiis. X"b. "- -' cA B.B.BJ TEK ISICOS., M A TT0R2TEYS A T LA W, Office upstair- - in "McAllister's build- ing 11th M. V. A. .McAllMer, Notary I'ubli J. M. MAITAKUNM, K- - COWllKUY, Ittcrse? ii U:t;r7 C:'U:'.:r. LAW AND I'OLLEITIOX OFFICE OK MACFARX.AND & COWDERS", Volumes, Xebr'iska. '. l- - Kl'.'V.'VKK. .11. IK, (Mjci-u-so- r to lr. C.n. A.lliilllior-t-) HOMEOPATHIC PIIYS1CIAX AXD H'JiUEOX. Uvular L'lMiluati' of two in.-dir- rol-l'-i-- s. Oili.r Olif St.. ont'-ha- ir Mock noTlli f Il.iiniiioiiil Utilise. --l- y .S.".I. .IIAUWHA, .first ice. County Surreior, Xolitn, Lutitl ami 'Collection Aycnl. JTart ic- - ilrsirin;; -- urvov iiiiT ilom- - :i!i m.lilj tut- - 1 in ill at 1'l.itti- - iVntrv, N-l- . ."il-(i- iit BB.3C5 "S'BI1-:- , V. llth St., opposite Lindcll Hotel. S.'IN Il:ii-urs- . Sadillos, Collar-- , Whips. Klanki-t-- . i.rr C"oinl. Ilrtis-lii-s- . trur-Ks- , alis-s- . I.ii-j.- "top. ciisiioiis. t.iriiai' triiiiiiuiiv's. A at the love-- t l: p.itis pr uiptly attenilcti to. fi ' Wii'l. at home. ?...! M oiltlit $fk tree. l.iv ali.liitelv No risk. Capital ti"t Keailr, it yon want business at V.hieli persiiis i" either c. ouni; or will, ean make irreat pa all the time they work, witli alis. .Int.- eertainty. writ.- - for partieiilars to II. llAt.Lrrr .t CO., Port- land, Maine. GEOKGE SPOONER, coxti:ajoi: foi: all eixd.s of mafox yoi:k. (Iitick, Thirteenth St., hot ween )lie :nd Nebraska Axenite. Kt'sidt'iice on the eorner of Kihtli and llie. All "Worlc fJinu-aiileed- . ls-- tf MUUDOCK & SON, JS. Carpenters and Contractors. Haveh.id an extended evperlenee, and will nuarantoe satisfaetion in work. All kinds of repairing ilone on short notice. Our motto i. (iood work and fair prices. Call and mve Us an oppor limit 3Tbop on l.ith St.. one door west of Fricdhof .V ;oV.torc. Columbus. Nebr. 4S1-- V o. c. SHLiVisrjsrojsr, MAMFAcrn:n: ok Tin and Sheet-Iro- n Ware ! Job-Wor- k, Roofing and Gutter- ing a Specialty. JSThop on KU-MUt- Street, opposite lleintz'.s lru:r Store. 40-- y XV. CliAKK, G LAXD AXI) IXSIL'AXCE AC EXT, IIUAirHEEY, XEIilt. - His lands comprise Mime line tracts in the Shell Creek Valley, and the north- ern portion ot Pl.'tte county. Taxes paid for non-residen- Satisfaction guaranteed. iO y PAt'kLliG CO COLUMBUS, - NEB., Packers and Dealers in all kinds of Hog product, cash paid for Live or Dead Hog-o- r grease. Directors. R. II Ilcnry, Prest.; John Wiggins, Sec. and Treas.; L. Gerrard, S. Corv. TA5IES SALnO.l, CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. Plans and estimate? supplied for either frame or brick buildings. Good work guaranteed. Shop ou 13th Street, near St. Paul Lumber Yard, Columbus, Ne- braska. 52 Cmo. IOTICE TO XEACHKRS. J. E. Moncrief, Co. Supt., Will be in his office at the Court House on the third Saturday of each month for the purpose of examining applicants for teacher's certificates, and for the transacttou of any other business pertaining to schools. 5C7-- y COLUMBUS STATE BANK! COLUMBUS, NEB. 'AS II CAPITAL, $75,000 IHJIKCTOKS: I.kanim:): (Jki:j:ai:i, 1'rcs't. Cu... V. I1UI.ST, Vice Pros' I. .Itii.iirs A. Kkkd. M. II. IIknuy. J. IL Taskku, Cashier. Ilmtlc of lf:-l- l, Miscount :nJ i:xclunp:e. 'oISt'fIn-- i i'rontpllj- - illatlo on ::i JoIiiIh. fiy Intercut on 1'inie ieo-- - lt. - 1). .1. liKKI'.KltT, IKA It. IlltlGfil-K- , CoiMtr. Is&AaX Catiic: THE CITIZENS" BANK ! lir.MPUKKV, XE1J. ISTPrompt attention given to Col- lections. jSTPay Interest on time deposits. reinsurance, Passage Tickets and "-- tf Real Estate Loans. LINDSAY &TREKELL, WIIOI.KSALE AND RETAIL FLOUR Al FEED STORE! OIL CAKE, CHOPPED FEED, Bran, Shorts, BOLTED i HTED CORN MEAL, GRAHAM FLOUR, AND FOUR KINDS OF THE BEST ' WHEAT FLOUR ALWAYS ON HAND. TST.WX kinds of FRF ITS in their sea- son. Orders promptly tilled. lltli StTeet, Colunilii, ISlr. iT-'i- ni HENRY G-AS- TJIST DEETiMCER ! WHHSsSHQI": rOFFLNS AND METALLIC CASES AND DtALKK IX Furniture. Chairs, Bedsteads. Bu- reaus. Tables, Safes. Lounges, &c. Picture Frames and Mouldings. 5l:cpairinu of all kinds of Upholstery Goods. 0-- tf COLU3I1WS, NER. fr the working class GOLD Send Iiieents for postage, and we will mail you free a roval, aluablc box of sample j'oods that will put ou in the way of making more money in a lew days than you ecr thought possiMe at any biisi. .ess. (. apital not required. We will start you. You can work all the time or in spa're time only. The work is univer- sally adapted to both sexes, yotin and old."" You ean easily earn from ."ill cents to $." t'li-r- ; eenin'Z." That all wltn want work may test the business, we make this unparalleled offer; to all who are not well satisfied we will send ?1 to pay for the trouble of writing u. Full particu- lars, directions, etc.. sent lrcc. Fortunes will be made by those who irive their whole time to tile work. Great ueeess absolutely sure. Drn't delay, start now. Addres SrixsoN . Co., Portland, Maine. a woiei of v.aki.k;. ARMERS, stock raisers, and all other F interested parties will do well to remember tint the " esterti Horse and Cattle insurance Co." of Omaha is the only company doing business in this state that insures" Horses, Mules and Cattle against loss by theft, accidents, diseases, or injury, (as aUo against loss by lire and Ii::litnin":r). All representations by agents of other Companies to the contrary not- withstanding. HENRY GARN. Special Ag't. l.Vy Columbus, Neb. NO HUMBUG! J3ut a G-ran- d Success. BRIGHAM'S AUTOMATIC WA- - RT. ter Trough for stock. He refers to every man who has it in use. Call on or leave orders at George Yale's, opposite Oehlrich's grocery. . IMJni J. WAGNER, Livery and Feed Stable. Is prepared to furnish the nublic with good teams, buggies and carriages for all occasions, especially for funerals. Also conducts a sale stable. 44 tLYON&HEALY State A Monroe Sts.. Chicago. Will kb i prrraU to My iintt iWr AMD CATALOGUE. I tor 13. sW pi, J10 EarmTiLgi I sSojm or icitranou. stuu, ssp. uia, IPmse&L Enltt. CuLvnDk SuaJs. Dran Iews StuTk ud Hili, Soadrj Ittsd ucteu, JplxiDj UMatnitb, ifco IsdadM Inuroctlon aa & Ex-L- for Anuteor Buuli. iaJ OulecM' (Ctkau4IUk FIRST National Bank ! COLTJ1VIBXJS. NEB. Authorized Cnpiial, S2")0,000 Paid In Capital, 50,01)0 j Surplus aiid Profits, - . (;,ooo oitickus ani iin:r.CTOt:s. A. ANDERSON, 1'rcs't. SAM'L C. SMITH. Vice 1'rcs't. O. T. ROEN. Citstier. .1. W. EARLY. HERMAN OEHLRH'lI. W. A. MCALLISTER. G.ANDERSON, P. ANDERSON. Foreign and Inland Eveh:in;e, Passage Tickets, ami Real Rst.ite Loans. COAL ' LIME! J.lfi.UORTH&CO., DEALEPiS IN Goal, Lime, Hair, Cement. Hork Spin? Coal, .67.00 per Ion Carbon (Wyomin?) Coal . .. ecu " Eltlon (Iowa) Coal Blacksmith Coal of best quality al- ways on hand at low- est prices. Nortli Side Eleventh St., COLUMBUS, NEB. I4.:iin UNION PACIFIC LAND OFFICE. Improved and Unimproved Farms, Hay and Grazing Lands and City Property for Sale Cheap AT THE Union Pacific Land Office, On I .ony Time ami line rate of Interest. KITFiiial proof in.ide on Timber Claims, llniiesteaiU and s. jfTAll wishing t buy lands fny will please call ami examine III list of lallils hefore looking elseUlielc JSjTAII having lands to si'-- will please eall and give me a desei iption, I rm , prices, ('K-- . 37"! a si, am prepaicil to iti-u- p" prop- el ty, as I bae the agency of several lils"t-elas- .s Fire iiislir.lli.-- e eompatlies. t. W. (TT, Sr.Jiiitor. .speaks Cenn.in. WASBIIIKB '. S.?Si'fi'2l, ;Sl-- tf Coliiinlois, Wbraskn. BECKER & WEIiCH, PROPRIETORS OF SHELL CE1EK MILLS. MANUFACTURERS AND WHOLE- SALE DEALERS IN FLOUR AID MEAL, OFFICE, COLUVI ' VKIt. SPEICE & NTH, Gcnor.il Agents for the Sale of REAL ESTATE. Union Pacific, and Midland Pacific R. R. Lands for sale at from $3.00 to $10.00 per acre for easb, or on live or ten years time, in annual payments to suit" pur- chasers. We have also a large and choice lot of other lands, improved and unimproved, for sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Also busines and residenco lots in the city. We keep a complete abstractor titleto all real es- tate in Platte County. 021 COL-UJimLS- , IVEB. LOUIS SCHREIBEE, MCMMWaMffiei' II All kinds of Repairing done on Short Notice. Baggies, Wag-- 9 ons, etc., made to order, and all work Guar- anteed. Also sell the world-famou- s Walter A. Wood Kowers, Beapers, Combin- ed Machines, Harvesters, and Self-binde- rs the best made. iSrShop opposite the "Tattersall," on Olive St., COLUMBUS. 26-- m PATIENCE. HoM thou mine hand, beloved, as in sit Within the radianco of our winter's flra. Watching the dainty shadows as they Hit On wall and ceiling, as the names loap higher. Hold thou mino hand, beloved, with the calm Cliwe clasp of love assured and at rest. And let the peace of home, a blessed balm. Fall on us, foldintr breast to breast. Hold thou mine band, beloved, while I spcafc (! all thy ;iove bath done und borne for me. The stronger soul supporting still tho weak, Tie .'ood hand piviiitr royally and free; Thetender heart that tut man's roughness by. To wipe weak tears from eyes too seldom dry. I touch ttii-- s thinjr and that, thy pretty jrlfta. The silver zone, the jeweled The outward symbols of u love that lifts My fate and fne beyond life's biiffctiiijr. Yet, oh. thrice irunerous fiver! there remains A tiling for which I havo not thankod thee et. Thy patience through the long years with their pains Thy patience with my weakness and rejrrct. Ah. let mo thank thee "now with falling tears. Tears of great joy, and deep, serene, con- tent. And Go.l be thanked that through tho weary years Wo saw together ere our lives wcro Went, Although the years were desolato and long; Thy patience matched thy love, and both pero strong. All the Year ltouiul. EXERCISE. Tho old Romans who conquered eighty-si- x foreign nations had tccojj-iri.ed'l-h secret of success when they called their armies exercitus, bodies of drilled or exercised men. Exercise overcome all dillicullies, and if the power of its inllueiicu has limits, thoy have never been ascertained. It en-Mit- es every victory; practice, t. c, ex-orc- 'se and experience, would enable a hundred veterans to beat a thousand recruits, even if tho recruits were bet- ter armed. A brigade of ordinary rifle- men would have no chance against a regiment of picked archers, such as were employed in war in tho Middle Ages. During the Middle Ages it was the custom of princes, and even of wealthy burghers, to keep runners who followed their carriages afoot while tho horses were going at full gallop. Fast runners were in great request, and if parents wanted to qualify their children for a position of that sort, they began to train them from the earliest childhood. From the city of Puebla, in Mexico, n sandy country-roa- d leads across the hills to the valley of Amozoc. Early in the morning that road is crowded with Indian hucksters, who carry heavy baskets on their backs. They often come from a distance of ten or twelve miles, but make the whole trip at a fsharp trot, and without a single stop. Their children trot at their sides, carry- ing small bundles or bags, and thus learn their trade so gradually that they hardly feel the hardships of it. It isccrtainly queer that nowadays a Bniail,"short-legge- d dog can easily out- run the tallest man. It has not been always so. An ostrich proves that two legs can go as fast as four. Want of exercise probably accounts for the whole difference. Next to football tho .favorite game of the English school- boys is the play called "Hare and Hounds." In watching their races I noticed that for one boy who is too short-legge- d to win, at least twelve are too short-winde- d. Their lungs give out a long while before their legs do. But that sort of short-windedne- ss can be readily cured by various kinds of exer- cise, especially by mountain excursions. Lifting weights is another excellent lung execrcise. There is a story of a (Grecian Samson, the athlete Milo of C'rotona, who day after day carried a calf around the arena, and gained in strength as the calf gained in weight, till he could finally carry a steer. We may doubt if the steer was quite full grown; but there is no doubt that Dr. Winship, of Roslou, Mass., practised with dumb-bell- s and bagfuls of pig-iro- n till lie was able to lift (though only for a moment) the weight of the heaviest steer on the Texas prairie. It w:u e ,ually eerta'n that before he began to exercise lie was the puniest student of the Medical College. And if a weakly man of modern times could uplift such a weight, why .should not a champion of the Civ ian arena have been able to carry it for a distance of half a mile? For it can not be denied that people have become more puny since they began to trust to gunpowderaud steam instead of to exerei v. In countries where they still rely on the strength of their limbs, ls in Tiirkc, Hungary and Afghanistan, there are plenly of men earning their bread by common labor who jould sh the so-call- athletes of a French circus. A Turkish porter will shoulder a box which the driver of a New York express-wago- n would hesi- tate to unload without assistance. Dur- ing the Ia.st Afghan war the native warriors carried cannon t a battery on the toj of a hill from where the En- glish soldiers were tumble to carry them down again. The foot-soldie- rs of the Turkish Jani- zaries had to drill in full armor, run, wrestle, and even swim, without re- moving their iron equipments. Such a value did their drill-iu:ist- or set ;;pon tlic i ii II n nco of early training that they would never accept a recruit of more than twelve years of age. These cadets were exercised for years, like the sons of the old Spartans, before they were to actual duty, and the result was that the .Janizaries repeatedly beat the armies of all Western Europe combined. The ancient Greeks managed to tra'n not only their troops, but the whole Nation, by otlering liberal prizes for proficiency in all kinds of,bodily ex- ercise, such as running, leaping!! lift- ing, spear-throwin- g and wrestling. At a distance of sixty yards their spear- men could hit a target with unfailing certainty. Their runners competed with horses and grayhounds. It is on record that the champion leaper of the Spartan Helotes once cleared lifty-tw- o feet, and a native of Crolona in South- ern Italy even "lifty -- live feet. But .hc most wonderful results of life-lon- g training are ieen in the achievements of the Oriental acrobats, who come from countries where over- population obliges such people to work miracles in order to excel their numer- ous competitors. During the last Vien- na exhibition a troop of Japanese jug- glers attracted far more attention than the display of their native art works and manufactures. They had amazing- ly clever rope dancers and tumblers, mere boys some of them. But their best performers were all gray-heade- d old men. It had taken them a.life-tim- o of practice to master the difficulties of their special tricks. One of them be- gan his performance by putting the palm of his left hand upon a box, and after stretching out his legs horizon- tally in one direction, and his head and right arm in the other, lie raised himself in a way that his whole weight was supported on the edge of his left hand. Without ever touching the ground with any other part of his body, he then began to turn ou his wrist, slowly at first, then more and more quickly, till his outstretched feet whirled around liko the spokes of a horizontal fly-whe- el. The rapidity of Ms motions was wonderful enough, butj how he contrived to keep his "balance would have puzzled the best acrobats of our gymnastic associations. The next performer had an attendant who held a tin box b' a leather strap, and swung it slowly to and fro like the pendulum of a large clock. In tho center of the box was a hole about au inch and a half, but certainly not more than two inches, in diameter. Tho juggler stepped back to a distance of about twenty yards, and began to throw little copper balls at the tin box. The first ball was caught by the attendant, who thereupon raised tho box a couplo of inches, but continued to swing it to and fro. Tho second, third and follow- ing balls went straight through the nar- row aperture without over touching tho rim of the hold. He threw about 'fort' of them, and then rctired.amidst the pro- longed applause of the whole audience, for this time everybody could appreciate tho miraculous cleverness of the trick. But the champion of the band came last. His whole outfit consisted of a straight wooden pole, about teu feet long, and hardly three inches in di- ameter. It was "cut oft" square at each end, and did not seem to be very heavy. This pole the juggler placed upright on the level surface of a wooden board, tried the Ixrard with his feet to see that it did not shake, and then pro- ceeded to climb the pole. He clambcrod up and down somo ten or twelve times in quick succession. He then as- cended to the very top, seized it wilh his hands, let go his feet, and went spinning around in a circle, till it made one giddy to look at him. Bv a sudden contraction of his body, ho then joined his feet at the lop of the pole, let go his hands, and slowly raised himself till he stood bolt-uprig- ht like a statue on a pillar. All this while the pillar had no other support but a Hat wooden board, and was balanced entirely by the man- agement of the performer. One of the spectators, an expert American gymnast, got permission to go on the stage, and examino that pole. He looked at the lower end. took up tho board, looked at tho floor below, and then examined the board itself. It was nothing but a flat piece of pine wood. " Well, how do you explain it?" I asked him when ho came back. "I can't believe in witchcraft," ha uttered, "so I don't know at all what to say about it." Felix L. Oswald, in Youth's Companion. Fixing a Screen Door. Ho had a doubtful expression on his phiz as ho entered a hardware store, and he spoke about the stove trade, the Wall street panic, the Greenback Con- vention and several other matters be- fore he finally said: "I think it is time to put up fly-scre- en doors." "Certainly." 'You have springs, I suppose." Yes, sir." Have you a spring which I can ad- just?" We have. Here is one which a boy ten years old can put on. The time for intricate springs has passed and sim- plicity is the rule." "Let's see. I wonder if I can put that on?" "Of course you can. All you want are a screw-drive- r and three screws. Here this end goes on the door that end on the casing. See? When you have it on take this wire and turn here. When the spring has the right forco drop those slots thus. See? Why, a woman could put on one of those springs with her eyes shut price fifteen cents." Bones hadn't lost airy of his doubtful expression as he started out. He walked home feeling of his car and trying to remember just what the dealer said.and in half an hour ho was at work on the door. The dealer had held the upper end of the spring to the northwest, while his door opened to the northeast. He sat down and thought and thought, and finally decided to try it, anyhow. Mrs. Bones came out and helpc'd him and the spring was finally put on. Now what?" she asked, as she opened the door and saw that it re- mained thus. "Why, wo turn the ratchet, I sup- pose." "Racket what's that?" 'Hanged if I know. I've heard the hoyssay: 'Cheese tho ratchet,' and that's all I know about it. Oh yes; he said I must put this wire in the holes ami turn." "Well, go ahead." Bones turned and turned. The spring .stiffened and the door flew open. 'That's just like you," she said as she jumped back. "What on earth do we want of a spring to hold a door open?" "That's so that's so. Let's take it off and turn it end forend. This was tried, but it was no good, and Mrs. Bones cried out: "You might have known it! It takes a man with" brains to put on a spring!" "And I've got more of 'cm right in my heels than your relations have in their heads!" "Then put on that spring!" "I'm going to when I get ready. There's no partieulary hurry, as I can sec. "Maybe it's tired!" she sneered. "And maybe you'd better attend to your mopping!" She went "in and Bones tried that spring six different ways. Then he went off and borrowed a gimlet, an inch auger, a crowbar, a jack-scre- w and a pair of pincers, and fie tried six-othe- r ways. He turned the old tiling until the tension lifted up one cud of the house, aud he looked from the from to the alley fence for .the ratchet, but tho door had no spring to iL He the spring on diagonally, crosswise, engthwise, top for bottom and bottom for top, and about four o'clock in the afternoon Mrs. Bones came out and found him pounding it with a crowbar, while the door had been wrenched apart and heaved into the alley. "I said you couldn't do it," she re- marked. "Couldn't do what?" "Put on that spring." "Who's tried to put on a spring? We don't need any door thero, and I've taken it away. It isn't at all likely that we will see three flies this summer, but if a few do come around we ain't going to murder 'em. Spring! I was just fooling you. That was a burglar alarm, and the reason I didn't put it on is be- cause we haven't anything to bur- glarize. Even if we had I'd let 'em come. A burglar can't live unless he has a fair show." Detroit Free Press. As soon as it was announced that the lato Mr. John F. Slater had set apart $1,000,000 for educating the freed-me- n of tho South. letters began pouring in begging him to give money for this! that and the other schomes of alleged benovolence. and before he died he had received biishels of such communications from all parte f the world. lioston PotL A Diplomatist. "The next time I catch you loafing around this plantation. I'll shoot oft the top ot" your iufernal head!" exclaimed Colonel" Lawson. addressing a tall gen- tleman of cbou complexion. "Every time you come aro'tnd here something is missing." The tall gentlcnv.rn, placing one foot on a sump, and bringing his elbow to rest on his knee, looked at the Colonel for a moment and replied: "Ycr say dat ehery time I comes heah suthen's lnisscn?" "Yes. I do." Wall, dat's a mighty good sign dat I doait tuko it, case of 1 did, it woulduif be mis.sen' when I comes, but when I goes or way." "You know what I mean, you black scoundrel!'' 1 knows whut yer says." "Yes. and you'll feel what I say if you don't keep away from here. What has become of the plow that was lean- ing up thero m tho corner of tho fence?" "Ain't de plow dar now, sah?" "Don't you see that it is gone?" "How ken 1 see a thing when it's gone? 'Clare ter goodness c white 'gennermen is or get tin' so c it is I kan't unerstan' 'em ha'f de time.' "I'll make you understand me the first tiling you know. What became of the saddle that was hanging on the banister?" "Saddle gone, too, Colonel?" "You know it i.s, von infernal thief!" "Look heah. doan come erowdin me dat way. I tries ter do de bes I ken, an' I doan like ter hab my reppcrtatiou dragged erroim in do dew pizen o' a white man's spite. I ain't been 'tendii.' dat night school tor be 'bused." "Move ou and don't come skulking around here any more.'' He took his loot from the stump, turned and walked slowly to the fence, then, throwing one arm over the top rail, he looked back at the CVlonol and said : Dars a time er comin' when 3'er'll take back all dis heah slander. I come up heah tor day 'spectin' tor hab peace wid yer. De niggers down on de Young plan ation sont me up heah ter '.amine yerezer'vailable cannurdate fur do Lcg-islatu- r', but I sees dat yer doan want de per.ishnn." "Look here,'' the Colonel replied, "let's talk this matter over." "No, I'se er'bleegod ter ycr. I'll go on btck an' tell de fool niggers wttt' a mistake da's made. Good day. sah," and he began to climb the fence. "Hold on a minute. I thought you could take a joke." "Yer's ctt-e- d me o' takin' ebcrything else," sitting on the top rail of the fence. "Simon, you have been around hero long enough to know me." "Yas, putty well 'quaintcd, 'blecgcd ter yer." "Come on. old boy, and let us look this matter over in a sensible way. The colored people know that they have no better friend than I am." He got down and approached the Colonel. They talked for some time, and the smooth flow of conciliatory w.irds of the Colonel wcro occasionally interrupted by the pleased haw-ha- w of the colored gentleman. When ever3-thin- g had been satisfactorily arranged, old imon said. "I'se niightly in need o' a little money, sah. Dat udder cannurdate is flingin his silver 'mong do niggers, an' I wants a lectio ter sorter offset him. 'Rout ten dollars'll do. Thankee, sah." as the Colonel gave him tho money: "wish " er good-da- v. Mr. Kipersenta-tive.- " Shortly after the diplomatist wont away, the Colonel discovered that a line set of buggy harness was missing, and that a game rooster, for which he had paid quite a large sum, was also gone. Testis Sifliiifjs. Boston's (Jirl Fiddler?. A stranger in Boston who happened to be in the street when the girls an-goin- g to or returning from school can not fail to notice that many of the pu- pils carry violin cases. This is so com- mon a spectacle that no notice is taken of it by the inhabitants. Not infro-quentl- v a young woman balances her violin case with a large box of painting materials, and it is currently reported that so fashionable havo painting and violin playing become that more peo- ple carry the tools than are oven in the .smallest wav acquainted with their use. A well-kno- ioliuist said. fa- t you havo notivd. that the girls hen1 have, in many instances, taken to ic-l- iu playing, has been of great benefit to proiossioH.il fiddlers. A good violinist can now liml hero all the teaching he wants. The tat for violin playing among lad'es began to be noticeable here about five years ago, and now. it has been calculated there are from four bundled to live hundred young ladies studying, beside many who havo be- come Miliicicntry advanced to pursue their practice alone. "The violin is an instrument partic- ularly well adapted for ladies. It does not require any great physical strength, and the proper h.lndlng of instrument and bow admit of the display of the ut- most grace. Violin playing does not have a tendency to narrow the chest and round the body as too constant sit- ting at the piano often docs. The violin is portable, and, with a mute' on, can be practiced in a school or bed- room without annoving the household. (if course the difficulties of the instru- ment are great, but I find, as a rule, the feminine ear is more acute and accurate than the male. As the great difficulty of the violin is to step the notes in tunc, the value of a good ear is inestimable. There are many young girls in Bo-to- n who are really excellent players, and in several instances there are families where the daughters can supply a com- plete quartette, viz., first and second violins, viola and violoncello. The last named instrument is less adapted to la- dies, because it should properly be held by the grip of the lower limbs, bui the placiug of a loig peg on which the in- strument rests has almost overcome the difficulty. "My pupils take the greatest possible interest in their instruments. They read up on the subject of violin-makin- g, and can talk learnedly with a professor ubout scrolls, single and double purfling. sound-post- s, bars and varnishes. They have the dates of the great makers firm- ly fixed in their minds, and will argue warmly about the respective merits of the Cremona artists. " I don't know what started the fashion in Boston, but probably the ad- vent of some' lady violinist or the read- ing about the great triumphs of Mine. Norman-Ncrud- a in London. At any rate, the fashion, though on the whole steadily increasing, grows spasmodi- cally, and fhe recent playing of a con- certo by Mme. Sembrich at tho Abbey benefit has brought me several new 'pupils. " A girl should begia to leaca when about ten years old, but not unless she has a strong liking for music, a good ear and decided perseverance. Tho first .stages of learning are extremely dreary, and nothing can mako them ble but a strong ambition. Bad violin plavfng is, I "think, the worst torture I know, and I will not keep a pupil who does not show application and intelligence. I should think my- self tit for jail if I turned looso upoL' society any large number of bad play- ers. It requires from two to throo years of honest work before a pupil can play a simple piece sufficiently well to please even partial listeners. To be a great violinist is, as Dogberry .says, 'the gift of nature. Some men of in- telligence, industry, and who devotcdly love their instrument, will practico for ten hours a day for half their, lives and never bo more than good reliable players. On the other hand, tho now pre-emine- nt Joachim at thirteen played tho Mendelssohn concerto in so superb a U lo that the composer publicly em- braced him." Boston Transcript. Oyster Fishing. As to the methods by which oysters' are taken it is hardly necessary to men- tion the familiar ones of the tongs and tho dredge. The latter i.s the usual method, the dredge resembling a largu iron claw, whose downward-ben- t tcelh scrape the bottom of the sea or bay. To the claw is attached an irou-mesh- ed bag largo enough to hold two or three bush- els. This instrument is draggeu over the otcr bed by the forco of vessel moving at easy sail, the clusters of oysters being torn loose from their clinging places by the claw and depos- ited in the bag. There are other le3s known methods of raking oysters. At the island of Mi- norca, in the Mediterranean, they aru dived for in the same method as pearl oysters are obtained. The diver de- scends to a depth often of a dozen fath- oms, hammer in hand, and knocks loose with his right :is many oysters as he can clasp iu his left hand, with which he quickly rises to the surface. Thus two divers are kept going uutil their boat is filled. An easier method is that pursued on tropical shores, where the oysters at- tach themselves profusely to the roots of the mangrove and other water-lovin- g trees. These oysters are larger and tiuer than those on the bottom; and to obtain a plentiful-mea- l it is only neces- sary to cut off a root with the blow of a hatchet, fling it over tho shoulder, with the oysters clinging to it like grapes to their stem, and walk home shouldering a bushel of the juicy bi- valves. The negroes of San Domingo have the habit ot serving the osters ou their tables still attached to the roots, like grapes of the sea. A singular method of oyster" fishing is that practiced by the raccoon. This shrewd animal takes his stroll along the shore at low tide, looking for an oyster that has been deserted by the waves. On discovering one he waits quietly until it opens it:? lips, when in goes his pa1-- -. The shell instantly closes and nips the intruding paw, but this is just what Mr. Coon wants. He runs quick- ly :ishorc with his prize, smashes its shell on the nearest stone and devours his prey with all the relish of a human gourmand. Cases have been observed, however, in which the tables were de- cidedly turned. The oyster is some- times too firmly fixed to be dragged loose, and in this ca-- e the adventurous coon finds himclf in a sad plight. The oyster will neither come nor let go. The tide rises inch bv inch. Slowly tho unlink v oysterin in is overwhelmed by the .swelling waves, and looses his life iu his oiiort to obtain an epicurean meal. It is a marked instance of the biter bit." 'I he fishing proclivities f the raccoon are not eouiuied to the oyster. The (milling creature go.-- s crab-lUliin- g in a soin.'vvhat similar manner, so it uses its tai! as :; fishing line, drops it into!.'a water, and waits ipiiet-I- until some nv estimating cra make an assault with its nippers on the living bait. Instantly the tail i.s jerked out ol tt.e water, and usua ly the crab with it. As to the suhso pi. nt fate of the verdant crab nothing need Ie said, it can Ik let to the leader's imagination. - t'hi'a-dclpui- a L'trord. Don't Watch the Roys. The latest nuisance that has been sprung upon an inoffensive public, i the boy with a watch. A bov Lt natur- ally an infliction in liiin-el- f, but much Ls lorgivon to him. simply because he is a hoy. Rut when ho a watch he ceases to le a boy, and be- comes a little man. Such a being rode dywn on a Cass avenue car the otiior day. Instead of sprawling over the end of the ear outside, making fares at big bos, and bulhing the little ones, he walked in with the air of a man about town, paid his fare, and sat down be- side an elderly gentleman, to whom he seemed to occupy the relation of father. Then he looked at his watch, started, put it to his oar. felt reassured, and re- marked that the town clock was wrong. Next, he turned his cIImiws out, spread his hands on his knees, and took no note of time for a minute and a half, when his elderly companion asked hur- riedly, with a wicked twinkle in hi; eye: "George, i.s your watch going?" " Going where?"' Then he recalled himself with a distracted gesture, drew forth that wretched timepiece, and said with awful severity: Hadn't vou better set vour watch by mine, father?" It stands lo reason that a boy can not have a watch and retain that sweet boyishness which is the d-l'- of his parents, ami tho terror of the neighbor- hood. How can he tear through back alleys, and over vacant lots "n "hi spy' with a watch in his pocket, or crawl under sidewalks and circus tents with ease and propriety if timed down by au hour hand? How can he stand on his hoatf, or make a wheelbarrow of him- self, or do cartwheels, or "wnisscl' foi the championship of the crowd? What excuse can ho give for beinjj late at school, and early at a fire? o; don'i watch the innocent youth. Don't let him begin in his early years to go or tick. " Put away the little ticker That our durlmx fondly wore. Is It broken I shou'd snicker-Go- ne into our uncle's store. 'Twas a nickel-plat- e, stem-winder- " (Machine busted.) Detroit Free Press. According to Mr. Walter Besant'j statistics, novels constitute nine-tent- h: of the books read in England and s of the books read in the -- world. An exchange asks: "What wil make lamp chimneys bright an clear ?" Soap and water ought to. V. V. Graphic. 1'EitSOXAL AND LITERARY. - -- Whittier tolls an inquirer that hit poem of "Barbara Fritchio" is founded on fact. l'hilippo D'Enncry author of "The Two Orphans." is said to havo amassed a fortune of from tho uearlv three hundred plays lie has written. The productions of tho press, fast as steam can make and carry them, gf abroad through tho land, silent as show-llake-s. but potent as thunder. Chuptn. Mrs. John Jacob Astor has given a gold watch and one hundred dollars to each one of her servants as a thank-offerin- g for the recent recovery of hex health.- - -- X. 1'. Times. Sarah Bernhardt wears a jersey when she plays "Lady Macbeth." When the French Macbeth first saw lie in that costume ho involuntarily ex claimed: "ls this a daggor I see before mo?" .V. Y. Montinij Journal. John C. Eno, tho lato New York Bank l'rcsidcut who ma de way with some four millions of tho bank's money, is described as a very youc man. who prides himself on his "fuazy little mustache and his good looks. Thero has lately appeared a book called "A Lover's Dictionary a foeti-c- al treasury of lover's thoughts, fan- cies, addresses aud dilemmas, and a complete guide to thw study of the ten- der science."' An English newspaper suggests that they might havo called it "The Complete Angler" and bo done with it. When Mrs. Hcnrv Ward Beecher was" reminded that (lonry Irving, tho actor, had in his book on America de- scribed her as at first cool in her recep- tion of Ellon Terry tis a guest, but had at the end of the visit been so entirely captivated by tho actress as to impul- sively embrace her and weep in her arms, she simply answered: "Non- - sense!" Ar. Y. Tribune. Lovcring, the brilliant Harvard student who worked himself to death, has been known to make $1,200 in two months just beforc the mid-yo- ar exam-inatin- s. His custom was to give luct-ur- es in his college-roo- m to large groups of students who were behiudhaud iu thoir studies, and his lectures were so valuade that students were willing to pay a large admission fee. Hurt) ord Pol. The only daughter of Minister Rus- sell Lowell is the wife of Edward Bur- nett, sou of the famous cocoainu manu- facturer. She is a demure little lady, and bears a slight resemblanco in looks to her distinguished father. She is noted as one of the best horsewomen in New England. Last summer she went across the ocean alone, in order to spend a few weeks with her father, and returned as she went. Boston Herald. HUMOROUS. Why are pawnbrokers liko pioneers of progress? Because thoy are alvvaya ready to make an advance. The gentle spring and the mellow autumn go for nothing with soldiers. All they ask for is goodMarchweathor. - Thomas Burch writes to ask a Mas- sachusetts paper if the editor recollects him. The Burch we remember was not spelled that way. -- Chicaao Herald. "John, what is tho best thing to feed a parrot on?" asked an elderly of her bachelor brother, who hated par- rots, "Paris green," gruflly auswerod John. X. Y. Lcdyer. "How fresh and green everything looks!" murmured ( laribell, as they waiiderod along tho road. "Every- thing?'' questioned Adolphus, looking down into her violet eyes. "Yes, ev- erything.' she replied, abstractedly. He wanders with another girl uow. Boston 1'osl. Mr. Whackem. a fiery school- master. lo- -t another scholar yesterday. The class was parsing a sentence. "What is the imperative of thu verb 'to go?'" said Whackem to JolmnvFi.k-top- . "I don't know." "Go!""shouted Whackem. "Thank you, sir," replied John::, and he was two streets oft" be- forc the teacher could catch his breath. "Poor Spooks," said one gentle- man to another as the young man re- ferred to staggered by; "he has gone to the bad entirely." :'," replied, the other, "he is most, certainly lost." "Can you tell me,'' asked the firsJ speaker, "why he is liko a conun- drum?" "No. I can not; why?" "Ro-cau- so nearly vvvry body has given him up.' At'antu Coii.itztulion. -- "I wonder what gives h"r such a glorious voice." murmured Ethel, as f'atti bowed oft" the stage, and the roof lose and fell with the violence of tho applause. "Reeause." whispered Cuth-be- rt in her shell-lik- e ear, "because, lika Cleopatra, she has been drinking pre- cious tones." And Kthcl was so shocked that she ate up every one of the cara- mels without offering CuthLert a soli- tary bite.- - Hoehland Courier. "Thero is no animal that can resist moths," says a scientific writer. Wrong, brother! seals kin. That is tho very best reason to i urged in favor of buying a sealskin cloak, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt aud enough monoy can be raised upon its summer board with an uncle to go abroad on. No family should !; without one o these useful and suggestive garments. This may seem far-fetche- d, but it cam- phor. -- Detroit Free Toss. "Papa, what i.s a bat:" "It id what base-ba- ll plavers use. my child." "I know that; but isn't there another kind, papa'."' "Yes. there's a bird called a bat." "I know that, too, but isn't there anothci one?"' "No, I guess not, dear, why do you ask?" "Because I heard Uncle John tell mamma that you went on a frightful bat last night." Papa said nothing, but made up his mind to give I'm-l- o .John a laying-ou- t next time he saw him. --V. Y. JourHut. Ycry Cetisi derate. "And you say that -- aw you can not be mine," said Mr. Alphonso Kitz Foodie as he ceased sucking the knob of his cane and examined it attentively to sco that he had not removed any of tho varnish iu his effort to amuse himself. "No, I can uevcr be yours," the faic maiden answered. " You suit very well as an ornamental appendage at parties, but I am afraid you would not wear well as a husband.' "Yet aw- - aw -- I have heard you say I possess some excellent qualities. " I admit it- - You do possess son excellent qualities. You are very kind-hearte- d and extremely considerate to your enemies." "Considerate to my enemies?" " Yes. For instance, you never pul an enemy in your mouth to steal awaj your brains.' "No. nevah." " Well, that shows you to bo verj considerate." In what wespect?" " In not iaposiig.on an enemy an baa ynwttrffi t&k."8mt0vith Jmrnal. v"Sp-iS.- J

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Union Pacific, and Midland PacificR. R. Lands for sale at from $3.00 to $10.00per acre for easb, or on live or ten yearstime, in annual payments to suit" pur-chasers. We have also a large andchoice lot of other lands, improved andunimproved, for sale at low price andon reasonable terms. Also busines andresidenco lots in the city. We keep acomplete abstractor titleto all real es-

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021 COL-UJimLS- , IVEB.

LOUIS SCHREIBEE,

MCMMWaMffiei'II

All kinds of Repairing done onShort Notice. Baggies, Wag--9

ons, etc., made to order,and all work Guar-

anteed.

Also sell the world-famou- s Walter A.Wood Kowers, Beapers, Combin-

ed Machines, Harvesters,and Self-binde- rs the

best made.

iSrShop opposite the "Tattersall," onOlive St., COLUMBUS. 26--m

PATIENCE.HoM thou mine hand, beloved, as in sit

Within the radianco of our winter's flra.Watching the dainty shadows as they Hit

On wall and ceiling, as the names loaphigher.

Hold thou mino hand, beloved, with the calmCliwe clasp of love assured and at rest.

And let the peace of home, a blessed balm.Fall on us, foldintr breast to breast.

Hold thou mine band, beloved, while I spcafc(! all thy ;iove bath done und borne for me.

The stronger soul supporting still tho weak,Tie .'ood hand piviiitr royally and free;

Thetender heart that tut man's roughness by.To wipe weak tears from eyes too seldom dry.

I touch ttii-- s thinjr and that, thy pretty jrlfta.The silver zone, the jeweled

The outward symbols of u love that liftsMy fate and fne beyond life's biiffctiiijr.

Yet, oh. thrice irunerous fiver! there remainsA tiling for which I havo not thankod thee

et.Thy patience through the long years with

their painsThy patience with my weakness and rejrrct.

Ah. let mo thank thee "now with falling tears.Tears of great joy, and deep, serene, con-

tent.And Go.l be thanked that through tho weary

yearsWo saw together ere our lives wcro Went,Although the years were desolato and long;Thy patience matched thy love, and both pero

strong. All the Year ltouiul.

EXERCISE.

Tho old Romans who conqueredeighty-si- x foreign nations had tccojj-iri.ed'l-h

secret of success when theycalled their armies exercitus, bodies ofdrilled or exercised men. Exerciseovercome all dillicullies, and if thepower of its inllueiicu has limits, thoyhave never been ascertained. It en-Mit- es

every victory; practice, t. c, ex-orc- 'se

and experience, would enable ahundred veterans to beat a thousandrecruits, even if tho recruits were bet-ter armed. A brigade of ordinary rifle-men would have no chance against aregiment of picked archers, such aswere employed in war in tho MiddleAges.

During the Middle Ages it was thecustom of princes, and even of wealthyburghers, to keep runners who followedtheir carriages afoot while tho horseswere going at full gallop. Fast runnerswere in great request, and if parentswanted to qualify their children for aposition of that sort, they began to trainthem from the earliest childhood.

From the city of Puebla, in Mexico,n sandy country-roa- d leads across thehills to the valley of Amozoc. Earlyin the morning that road is crowdedwith Indian hucksters, who carry heavybaskets on their backs. They oftencome from a distance of ten or twelvemiles, but make the whole trip at afsharp trot, and without a single stop.Their children trot at their sides, carry-ing small bundles or bags, and thuslearn their trade so gradually that theyhardly feel the hardships of it.

It isccrtainly queer that nowadays aBniail,"short-legge-d dog can easily out-run the tallest man. It has not beenalways so. An ostrich proves that twolegs can go as fast as four. Want ofexercise probably accounts for thewhole difference. Next to football tho.favorite game of the English school-boys is the play called "Hare andHounds." In watching their races Inoticed that for one boy who is tooshort-legge-d to win, at least twelve aretoo short-winde- d. Their lungs give outa long while before their legs do. Butthat sort of short-windedne- ss can bereadily cured by various kinds of exer-cise, especially by mountain excursions.

Lifting weights is another excellentlung execrcise. There is a story of a(Grecian Samson, the athlete Milo ofC'rotona, who day after day carried acalf around the arena, and gained instrength as the calf gained in weight,till he could finally carry a steer. Wemay doubt if the steer was quite fullgrown; but there is no doubt that Dr.Winship, of Roslou, Mass., practisedwith dumb-bell- s and bagfuls of pig-iro- n

till lie was able to lift (though only fora moment) the weight of the heavieststeer on the Texas prairie. It w:ue ,ually eerta'n that before he began toexercise lie was the puniest student ofthe Medical College. And if a weaklyman of modern times could uplift sucha weight, why .should not a championof the Civ ian arena have been able tocarry it for a distance of half a mile?For it can not be denied that peoplehave become more puny since theybegan to trust to gunpowderaud steaminstead of to exerei v.

In countries where they still rely onthe strength of their limbs, ls inTiirkc, Hungary and Afghanistan,there are plenly of men earning theirbread by common labor who jould sh

the so-call- athletes of aFrench circus. A Turkish porter willshoulder a box which the driver of aNew York express-wago- n would hesi-tate to unload without assistance. Dur-ing the Ia.st Afghan war the nativewarriors carried cannon t a battery onthe toj of a hill from where the En-glish soldiers were tumble to carrythem down again.

The foot-soldie- rs of the Turkish Jani-zaries had to drill in full armor, run,wrestle, and even swim, without re-moving their iron equipments. Sucha value did their drill-iu:ist- or set ;;pontlic i ii II n nco of early training that theywould never accept a recruit of morethan twelve years of age. These cadetswere exercised for years, like the sonsof the old Spartans, before they were

to actual duty, and the resultwas that the .Janizaries repeatedlybeat the armies of all Western Europecombined.

The ancient Greeks managed to tra'nnot only their troops, but the wholeNation, by otlering liberal prizes forproficiency in all kinds of,bodily ex-ercise, such as running, leaping!! lift-ing, spear-throwin- g and wrestling. Ata distance of sixty yards their spear-men could hit a target with unfailingcertainty. Their runners competedwith horses and grayhounds. It is onrecord that the champion leaper of theSpartan Helotes once cleared lifty-tw- o

feet, and a native of Crolona in South-ern Italy even "lifty -- live feet.

But .hc most wonderful results oflife-lon- g training are ieen in theachievements of the Oriental acrobats,who come from countries where over-population obliges such people to workmiracles in order to excel their numer-ous competitors. During the last Vien-na exhibition a troop of Japanese jug-glers attracted far more attention thanthe display of their native art worksand manufactures. They had amazing-ly clever rope dancers and tumblers,mere boys some of them. But theirbest performers were all gray-heade- d

old men. It had taken them a.life-tim- o

of practice to master the difficulties oftheir special tricks. One of them be-

gan his performance by putting thepalm of his left hand upon a box, andafter stretching out his legs horizon-tally in one direction, and his headand right arm in the other, lieraised himself in a way that his wholeweight was supported on the edge ofhis left hand. Without ever touchingthe ground with any other part of hisbody, he then began to turn ou hiswrist, slowly at first, then more andmore quickly, till his outstretched feetwhirled around liko the spokes of ahorizontal fly-whe- el. The rapidity of

Ms motions was wonderful enough, butjhow he contrived to keep his "balancewould have puzzled the best acrobatsof our gymnastic associations.

The next performer had an attendantwho held a tin box b' a leather strap,and swung it slowly to and fro like thependulum of a large clock. In thocenter of the box was a hole about auinch and a half, but certainly not morethan two inches, in diameter. Thojuggler stepped back to a distance ofabout twenty yards, and began to throwlittle copper balls at the tin box. Thefirst ball was caught by the attendant,who thereupon raised tho box a couploof inches, but continued to swing it toand fro. Tho second, third and follow-ing balls went straight through the nar-row aperture without over touching thorim of the hold. He threw about 'fort'of them, and then rctired.amidst the pro-longed applause of the whole audience,for this time everybody could appreciatetho miraculous cleverness of the trick.

But the champion of the band camelast. His whole outfit consisted of astraight wooden pole, about teu feetlong, and hardly three inches in di-

ameter. It was "cut oft" square at eachend, and did not seem to be very heavy.This pole the juggler placed upright onthe level surface of a wooden board,tried the Ixrard with his feet to see thatit did not shake, and then pro-ceeded to climb the pole. He clambcrodup and down somo ten or twelvetimes in quick succession. He then as-

cended to the very top, seized it wilhhis hands, let go his feet, and wentspinning around in a circle, till it madeone giddy to look at him. Bv a suddencontraction of his body, ho then joinedhis feet at the lop of the pole, let go hishands, and slowly raised himself till hestood bolt-uprig- ht like a statue on apillar. All this while the pillar had noother support but a Hat wooden board,and was balanced entirely by the man-agement of the performer.

One of the spectators, an expertAmerican gymnast, got permission togo on the stage, and examino that pole.He looked at the lower end. took uptho board, looked at tho floor below,and then examined the board itself. Itwas nothing but a flat piece of pinewood.

" Well, how do you explain it?" Iasked him when ho came back.

"I can't believe in witchcraft," hauttered, "so I don't know at all whatto say about it." Felix L. Oswald, inYouth's Companion.

Fixing a Screen Door.

Ho had a doubtful expression on hisphiz as ho entered a hardware store,and he spoke about the stove trade, theWall street panic, the Greenback Con-

vention and several other matters be-

fore he finally said:"I think it is time to put up fly-scre- en

doors.""Certainly."'You have springs, I suppose."

Yes, sir."Have you a spring which I can ad-

just?"We have. Here is one which a boy

ten years old can put on. The time forintricate springs has passed and sim-plicity is the rule."

"Let's see. I wonder if I can put thaton?"

"Of course you can. All you wantare a screw-drive- r and three screws.Here this end goes on the door thatend on the casing. See? When youhave it on take this wire and turn here.When the spring has the right forcodrop those slots thus. See? Why, awoman could put on one of those springswith her eyes shut price fifteen cents."

Bones hadn't lost airy of his doubtfulexpression as he started out. He walkedhome feeling of his car and trying toremember just what the dealer said.andin half an hour ho was at work on thedoor. The dealer had held the upperend of the spring to the northwest,while his door opened to the northeast.He sat down and thought and thought,and finally decided to try it, anyhow.Mrs. Bones came out and helpc'd himand the spring was finally put on.

Now what?" she asked, as sheopened the door and saw that it re-mained thus.

"Why, wo turn the ratchet, I sup-pose."

"Racket what's that?"'Hanged if I know. I've heard the

hoyssay: 'Cheese tho ratchet,' and that'sall I know about it. Oh yes; he saidI must put this wire in the holes amiturn."

"Well, go ahead."Bones turned and turned. The

spring .stiffened and the door flew open.'That's just like you," she said as

she jumped back. "What on earth dowe want of a spring to hold a dooropen?"

"That's so that's so. Let's take itoff and turn it end forend.

This was tried, but it was no good,and Mrs. Bones cried out:

"You might have known it! It takesa man with" brains to put on a spring!"

"And I've got more of 'cm right inmy heels than your relations have intheir heads!"

"Then put on that spring!""I'm going to when I get ready.

There's no partieulary hurry, as I cansec.

"Maybe it's tired!" she sneered."And maybe you'd better attend to

your mopping!"She went "in and Bones tried that

spring six different ways. Then hewent off and borrowed a gimlet, aninch auger, a crowbar, a jack-scre-w

and a pair of pincers, and fie tried six-othe- r

ways. He turned the old tilinguntil the tension lifted up one cud ofthe house, aud he looked from the from

to the alley fence for .the ratchet,but tho door had no spring to iL He

the spring on diagonally, crosswise,engthwise, top for bottom and bottom

for top, and about four o'clock in theafternoon Mrs. Bones came out andfound him pounding it with a crowbar,while the door had been wrenchedapart and heaved into the alley.

"I said you couldn't do it," she re-marked.

"Couldn't do what?""Put on that spring.""Who's tried to put on a spring?

We don't need any door thero, and I'vetaken it away. It isn't at all likely thatwe will see three flies this summer, butif a few do come around we ain't goingto murder 'em. Spring! I was justfooling you. That was a burglar alarm,and the reason I didn't put it on is be-cause we haven't anything to bur-glarize. Even if we had I'd let 'emcome. A burglar can't live unless hehas a fair show." Detroit Free Press.

As soon as it was announced thatthe lato Mr. John F. Slater had setapart $1,000,000 for educating the freed-me- n

of tho South. letters began pouringin begging him to give money for this!that and the other schomes of allegedbenovolence. and before he died he hadreceived biishels of such communicationsfrom all parte f the world. liostonPotL

A Diplomatist.

"The next time I catch you loafingaround this plantation. I'll shoot oft thetop ot" your iufernal head!" exclaimedColonel" Lawson. addressing a tall gen-tleman of cbou complexion. "Everytime you come aro'tnd here somethingis missing."

The tall gentlcnv.rn, placing one footon a sump, and bringing his elbow torest on his knee, looked at the Colonelfor a moment and replied: "Ycr saydat ehery time I comes heah suthen'slnisscn?"

"Yes. I do."Wall, dat's a mighty good sign dat

I doait tuko it, case of 1 did, it woulduifbe mis.sen' when I comes, but when I

goes or way.""You know what I mean, you black

scoundrel!''1 knows whut yer says."

"Yes. and you'll feel what I say ifyou don't keep away from here. Whathas become of the plow that was lean-ing up thero m tho corner of thofence?"

"Ain't de plow dar now, sah?""Don't you see that it is gone?""How ken 1 see a thing when it's

gone? 'Clare ter goodness c white'gennermen is or get tin' so c it is I kan'tunerstan' 'em ha'f de time.'

"I'll make you understand me thefirst tiling you know. What became ofthe saddle that was hanging on thebanister?"

"Saddle gone, too, Colonel?""You know it i.s, von infernal thief!""Look heah. doan come erowdin me

dat way. I tries ter do de bes I ken,an' I doan like ter hab my reppcrtatioudragged erroim in do dew pizen o' awhite man's spite. I ain't been 'tendii.'dat night school tor be 'bused."

"Move ou and don't come skulkingaround here any more.''

He took his loot from the stump,turned and walked slowly to the fence,then, throwing one arm over the toprail, he looked back at the CVlonol andsaid :

Dars a time er comin' when 3'er'lltake back all dis heah slander. I comeup heah tor day 'spectin' tor hab peacewid yer. De niggers down on de Youngplan ation sont me up heah ter '.amineyerezer'vailable cannurdate fur do Lcg-islatu- r',

but I sees dat yer doan want deper.ishnn."

"Look here,'' the Colonel replied,"let's talk this matter over."

"No, I'se er'bleegod ter ycr. I'll goon btck an' tell de fool niggers wttt' amistake da's made. Good day. sah,"and he began to climb the fence.

"Hold on a minute. I thought youcould take a joke."

"Yer's ctt-e- d me o' takin' ebcrythingelse," sitting on the top rail of thefence.

"Simon, you have been around herolong enough to know me."

"Yas, putty well 'quaintcd, 'blecgcdter yer."

"Come on. old boy, and let us lookthis matter over in a sensible way. Thecolored people know that they have nobetter friend than I am."

He got down and approached theColonel. They talked for some time,and the smooth flow of conciliatoryw.irds of the Colonel wcro occasionallyinterrupted by the pleased haw-ha- w ofthe colored gentleman. When ever3-thin- g

had been satisfactorily arranged,old imon said.

"I'se niightly in need o' a littlemoney, sah. Dat udder cannurdate isflingin his silver 'mong do niggers, an'I wants a lectio ter sorter offset him.'Rout ten dollars'll do. Thankee, sah."as the Colonel gave him tho money:"wish

"er good-da- v. Mr. Kipersenta-tive.- "

Shortly after the diplomatist wontaway, the Colonel discovered that a lineset of buggy harness was missing, andthat a game rooster, for which he hadpaid quite a large sum, was also gone.

Testis Sifliiifjs.

Boston's (Jirl Fiddler?.

A stranger in Boston who happenedto be in the street when the girls an-goin- g

to or returning from school cannot fail to notice that many of the pu-pils carry violin cases. This is so com-mon a spectacle that no notice is takenof it by the inhabitants. Not infro-quentl- v

a young woman balances herviolin case with a large box of paintingmaterials, and it is currently reportedthat so fashionable havo painting andviolin playing become that more peo-ple carry the tools than are oven in the.smallest wav acquainted with their use.

A well-kno- ioliuist said. fa- t

you havo notivd. that the girls hen1have, in many instances, taken to ic-l-iu

playing, has been of great benefit toproiossioH.il fiddlers. A good violinistcan now liml hero all the teaching hewants. The tat for violin playingamong lad'es began to be noticeablehere about five years ago, and now. ithas been calculated there are from fourbundled to live hundred young ladiesstudying, beside many who havo be-

come Miliicicntry advanced to pursuetheir practice alone.

"The violin is an instrument partic-ularly well adapted for ladies. It doesnot require any great physical strength,and the proper h.lndlng of instrumentand bow admit of the display of the ut-most grace. Violin playing does nothave a tendency to narrow the chestand round the body as too constant sit-ting at the piano often docs. The violinis portable, and, with a mute' on,can be practiced in a school or bed-room without annoving the household.(if course the difficulties of the instru-ment are great, but I find, as a rule, thefeminine ear is more acute and accuratethan the male. As the great difficultyof the violin is to step the notes in tunc,the value of a good ear is inestimable.There are many young girls in Bo-to- n

who are really excellent players, and inseveral instances there are familieswhere the daughters can supply a com-plete quartette, viz., first and secondviolins, viola and violoncello. The lastnamed instrument is less adapted to la-

dies, because it should properly be heldby the grip of the lower limbs, bui theplaciug of a loig peg on which the in-

strument rests has almost overcome thedifficulty.

"My pupils take the greatest possibleinterest in their instruments. They readup on the subject of violin-makin- g, andcan talk learnedly with a professorubout scrolls, single and double purfling.

sound-post- s, bars and varnishes. Theyhave the dates of the great makers firm-ly fixed in their minds, and will arguewarmly about the respective merits ofthe Cremona artists.

" I don't know what started thefashion in Boston, but probably the ad-vent of some' lady violinist or the read-ing about the great triumphs of Mine.Norman-Ncrud- a in London. At anyrate, the fashion, though on the wholesteadily increasing, grows spasmodi-cally, and fhe recent playing of a con-certo by Mme. Sembrich at tho Abbeybenefit has brought me several new'pupils.

" A girl should begia to leaca when

about ten years old, but not unless shehas a strong liking for music, a goodear and decided perseverance. Thofirst .stages of learning are extremelydreary, and nothing can mako them ble

but a strong ambition. Badviolin plavfng is, I "think, the worsttorture I know, and I will not keep apupil who does not show applicationand intelligence. I should think my-self tit for jail if I turned looso upoL'society any large number of bad play-ers. It requires from two to throoyears of honest work before a pupilcan play a simple piece sufficiently wellto please even partial listeners. To bea great violinist is, as Dogberry .says,'the gift of nature. Some men of in-

telligence, industry, and who devotcdlylove their instrument, will practico forten hours a day for half their, lives andnever bo more than good reliableplayers. On the other hand, tho nowpre-emine- nt Joachim at thirteen playedtho Mendelssohn concerto in so superba U lo that the composer publicly em-braced him." Boston Transcript.

Oyster Fishing.

As to the methods by which oysters'are taken it is hardly necessary to men-tion the familiar ones of the tongs andtho dredge. The latter i.s the usualmethod, the dredge resembling a larguiron claw, whose downward-ben- t tcelhscrape the bottom of the sea or bay. Tothe claw is attached an irou-mesh- ed baglargo enough to hold two or three bush-els. This instrument is draggeu overthe otcr bed by the forco of vesselmoving at easy sail, the clusters ofoysters being torn loose from theirclinging places by the claw and depos-ited in the bag.

There are other le3s known methodsof raking oysters. At the island of Mi-norca, in the Mediterranean, they arudived for in the same method as pearloysters are obtained. The diver de-scends to a depth often of a dozen fath-oms, hammer in hand, and knocksloose with his right :is many oysters ashe can clasp iu his left hand, withwhich he quickly rises to the surface.Thus two divers are kept going uutiltheir boat is filled.

An easier method is that pursued ontropical shores, where the oysters at-tach themselves profusely to the rootsof the mangrove and other water-lovin- g

trees. These oysters are larger andtiuer than those on the bottom; and toobtain a plentiful-mea- l it is only neces-sary to cut off a root with the blow ofa hatchet, fling it over tho shoulder,with the oysters clinging to it likegrapes to their stem, and walk homeshouldering a bushel of the juicy bi-

valves. The negroes of San Domingohave the habit ot serving the osters outheir tables still attached to the roots,like grapes of the sea.

A singular method of oyster" fishingis that practiced by the raccoon. Thisshrewd animal takes his stroll along theshore at low tide, looking for an oysterthat has been deserted by the waves.On discovering one he waits quietlyuntil it opens it:? lips, when in goes hispa1-- -. The shell instantly closes andnips the intruding paw, but this is justwhat Mr. Coon wants. He runs quick-ly :ishorc with his prize, smashes itsshell on the nearest stone and devourshis prey with all the relish of a humangourmand. Cases have been observed,however, in which the tables were de-cidedly turned. The oyster is some-times too firmly fixed to be draggedloose, and in this ca-- e the adventurouscoon finds himclf in a sad plight. Theoyster will neither come nor let go.The tide rises inch bv inch. Slowly thounlink v oysterin in is overwhelmed bythe .swelling waves, and looses his lifeiu his oiiort to obtain an epicureanmeal. It is a marked instance of thebiter bit."

'I he fishing proclivities f the raccoonare not eouiuied to the oyster. The(milling creature go.--s crab-lUliin- g in asoin.'vvhat similar manner, so

it uses its tai! as :; fishing line,drops it into!.'a water, and waits ipiiet-I-

until some nv estimating cra makean assault with its nippers on the livingbait. Instantly the tail i.s jerked out oltt.e water, and usua ly the crab with it.As to the suhso pi. nt fate of the verdantcrab nothing need Ie said, it can Iklet to the leader's imagination. - t'hi'a-dclpui- a

L'trord.

Don't Watch the Roys.

The latest nuisance that has beensprung upon an inoffensive public, i

the boy with a watch. A bov Lt natur-ally an infliction in liiin-el- f, but muchLs lorgivon to him. simply because heis a hoy. Rut when ho awatch he ceases to le a boy, and be-

comes a little man. Such a being rodedywn on a Cass avenue car the otiiorday. Instead of sprawling over the endof the ear outside, making fares at bigbos, and bulhing the little ones, hewalked in with the air of a man abouttown, paid his fare, and sat down be-

side an elderly gentleman, to whom heseemed to occupy the relation of father.Then he looked at his watch, started,put it to his oar. felt reassured, and re-

marked that the town clock was wrong.Next, he turned his cIImiws out, spreadhis hands on his knees, and took nonote of time for a minute and a half,when his elderly companion asked hur-riedly, with a wicked twinkle in hi;eye:

"George, i.s your watch going?"" Going where?"' Then he recalled

himself with a distracted gesture, drewforth that wretched timepiece, and saidwith awful severity:

Hadn'tvou better set vour watch by mine,father?"

It stands lo reason that a boy can nothave a watch and retain that sweetboyishness which is the d-l'- of hisparents, ami tho terror of the neighbor-hood. How can he tear through backalleys, and over vacant lots "n "hi spy'with a watch in his pocket, or crawlunder sidewalks and circus tents withease and propriety if timed down by auhour hand? How can he stand on hishoatf, or make a wheelbarrow of him-self, or do cartwheels, or "wnisscl' foithe championship of the crowd? Whatexcuse can ho give for beinjj late atschool, and early at a fire? o; don'iwatch the innocent youth. Don't lethim begin in his early years to go ortick.

" Put away the little tickerThat our durlmx fondly wore.

Is It broken I shou'd snicker-Go- neinto our uncle's store.

'Twas a nickel-plat- e, stem-winder- "

(Machine busted.)Detroit Free Press.

According to Mr. Walter Besant'jstatistics, novels constitute nine-tent- h:

of the books read in England and s

of the books read in the--world.

An exchange asks: "What wilmake lamp chimneys bright anclear ?" Soap and water ought to.V. V. Graphic.

1'EitSOXAL AND LITERARY.

- -- Whittier tolls an inquirer that hitpoem of "Barbara Fritchio" is foundedon fact.

l'hilippo D'Enncry author of "TheTwo Orphans." is said to havo amasseda fortune of from tho uearlvthree hundred plays lie has written.

The productions of tho press, fastas steam can make and carry them, gfabroad through tho land, silent asshow-llake-s. but potent as thunder.Chuptn.

Mrs. John Jacob Astor has given agold watch and one hundred dollars toeach one of her servants as a thank-offerin- g

for the recent recovery of hexhealth.- - -- X. 1'. Times.

Sarah Bernhardt wears a jerseywhen she plays "Lady Macbeth."When the French Macbeth first saw liein that costume ho involuntarily exclaimed: "ls this a daggor I see beforemo?" .V. Y. Montinij Journal.

John C. Eno, tho lato New YorkBank l'rcsidcut who ma de way withsome four millions of tho bank'smoney, is described as a very youcman. who prides himself on his "fuazylittle mustache and his good looks.

Thero has lately appeared a bookcalled "A Lover's Dictionary a foeti-c- al

treasury of lover's thoughts, fan-cies, addresses aud dilemmas, and acomplete guide to thw study of the ten-der science."' An English newspapersuggests that they might havo called it"The Complete Angler" and bo donewith it.

When Mrs. Hcnrv Ward Beecherwas" reminded that (lonry Irving, thoactor, had in his book on America de-scribed her as at first cool in her recep-tion of Ellon Terry tis a guest, but hadat the end of the visit been so entirelycaptivated by tho actress as to impul-sively embrace her and weep in herarms, she simply answered: "Non- -

sense!" Ar. Y. Tribune.Lovcring, the brilliant Harvard

student who worked himself to death,has been known to make $1,200 in twomonths just beforc the mid-yo- ar exam-inatin- s.

His custom was to give luct-ur- es

in his college-roo- m to large groupsof students who were behiudhaud iuthoir studies, and his lectures were sovaluade that students were willing topay a large admission fee. Hurt) ordPol.

The only daughter of Minister Rus-sell Lowell is the wife of Edward Bur-nett, sou of the famous cocoainu manu-facturer. She is a demure little lady,and bears a slight resemblanco in looksto her distinguished father. She isnoted as one of the best horsewomen inNew England. Last summer she wentacross the ocean alone, in order tospend a few weeks with her father, andreturned as she went. Boston Herald.

HUMOROUS.

Why are pawnbrokers liko pioneersof progress? Because thoy are alvvayaready to make an advance.

The gentle spring and the mellowautumn go for nothing with soldiers.All they ask for is goodMarchweathor.

- Thomas Burch writes to ask a Mas-sachusetts paper if the editor recollectshim. The Burch we remember was notspelled that way. -- Chicaao Herald.

"John, what is tho best thing tofeed a parrot on?" asked an elderlyof her bachelor brother, who hated par-rots, "Paris green," gruflly auswerodJohn. X. Y. Lcdyer.

"How fresh and green everythinglooks!" murmured ( laribell, as theywaiiderod along tho road. "Every-thing?'' questioned Adolphus, lookingdown into her violet eyes. "Yes, ev-erything.' she replied, abstractedly.He wanders with another girl uow.Boston 1'osl.

Mr. Whackem. a fiery school-master. lo- -t another scholar yesterday.The class was parsing a sentence."What is the imperative of thu verb 'togo?'" said Whackem to JolmnvFi.k-top- .

"I don't know." "Go!""shoutedWhackem. "Thank you, sir," repliedJohn::, and he was two streets oft" be-

forc the teacher could catch his breath."Poor Spooks," said one gentle-

man to another as the young man re-

ferred to staggered by; "he has gone tothe bad entirely." :'," replied, theother, "he is most, certainly lost.""Can you tell me,'' asked the firsJspeaker, "why he is liko a conun-drum?" "No. I can not; why?" "Ro-cau- so

nearly vvvry body has given himup.' At'antu Coii.itztulion.

-- "I wonder what gives h"r such aglorious voice." murmured Ethel, asf'atti bowed oft" the stage, and the rooflose and fell with the violence of thoapplause. "Reeause." whispered Cuth-be- rt

in her shell-lik- e ear, "because, likaCleopatra, she has been drinking pre-cious tones." And Kthcl was so shockedthat she ate up every one of the cara-mels without offering CuthLert a soli-tary bite.- - Hoehland Courier.

"Thero is no animal that can resistmoths," says a scientific writer.Wrong, brother! seals kin. That is thovery best reason to i urged in favor ofbuying a sealskin cloak, where neithermoth nor rust doth corrupt aud enoughmonoy can be raised upon its summerboard with an uncle to go abroad on.No family should !; without one othese useful and suggestive garments.This may seem far-fetche- d, but it cam-phor. --Detroit Free Toss.

"Papa, what i.s a bat:" "It idwhat base-ba- ll plavers use. my child.""I know that; but isn't there anotherkind, papa'."' "Yes. there's a bird calleda bat." "I know that, too, but isn'tthere anothci one?"' "No, I guess not,dear, why do you ask?" "Because I

heard Uncle John tell mamma that youwent on a frightful bat last night."Papa said nothing, but made up hismind to give I'm-l- o .John a laying-ou- tnext time he saw him. --V. Y. JourHut.

Ycry Cetisi derate.

"And you say that -- aw you cannot be mine," said Mr. Alphonso KitzFoodie as he ceased sucking the knobof his cane and examined it attentively tosco that he had not removed any of thovarnish iu his effort to amuse himself.

"No, I can uevcr be yours," the faicmaiden answered. " You suit verywell as an ornamental appendage atparties, but I am afraid you would notwear well as a husband.'

"Yet aw- - aw -- I have heard you sayI possess some excellent qualities.

" I admit it- - You do possess sonexcellent qualities. You are very kind-hearte- d

and extremely considerate toyour enemies."

"Considerate to my enemies?"" Yes. For instance, you never pul

an enemy in your mouth to steal awajyour brains.'

"No. nevah."" Well, that shows you to bo verj

considerate."In what wespect?"

" In not iaposiig.on an enemy an baaynwttrffi t&k."8mt0vith Jmrnal.

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