Title song - 'Pacific Banana'written and sung byDeborah Gray and Luan Peters

Deborah Gray has a wiki here.

Luan Peters has a wiki here.

Deborah Gray and Luan Peters, who appear in the film, weren't slated to write the theme song for the film.

According to Gray in the DVD 'making of', she approached director John Lamond, saying she wanted to write a song with the other girl (the one who "had the big boobs") and asked if it could be recorded.Lamond said he thought "God, what if it's awful", but then he heard the women singing it. They said they'd written a little ditty for it, he said that it sounded really cute, and if they'd put it down on tape, he'd have a listen to it, and maybe he could find a spot in the film somewhere, in the background, perhaps as source music (of the kind coming off a radio).When he did hear the fleshed out version, he thought it was fantastic and devised a little animation for "The End", with the words flopping around like a penis.

And so the legend of the title theme for Pacific Banana was born, with different lyrics for the opening and closing titles.

Pacific Banana - themeLyrics over head titles:

Hey little fly boyYou got a problemYou got a problem, a real bananaIt is so lazy, you drive us crazyYou got a lazy Pacific bananaIt wants to come up, up, upIt always goes down, down, downYou don't want to stop, stop, stopNo fun when you're aroundYour love life it's in a fixYour love life it has no kicksBut Candy may do the trickPacific banana

He drives so many So many women So many women a real bananaHe work for airline And he play so highHe try for my likePacific banana

It wants to come up, up, upIt always goes down, down, downYou don't want to stop, stop, stopNo fun when you're aroundYour love life it's in a fixYour love life it has no kicks

But Candy may do the trickPacific banana …

(music fades under narration and dialogue)

(line obscured by dialogue)…He is so randyHe is so pretty, he meet with CandyShe did a hot dance but he had no chanceNo chance for lazy Pacific bananaIt wants to come up, up, upIt always goes down, down, downYou don't want to stop, stop, stopNo fun when you're aroundYour love life it's in a fixYour love life it has no kicksBut Candy can do the trickPacific banana …(theme stops, and gives way to tinkling piano as a sex scene commences)

Pacific Banana - themeLyrics over end credits:

Hey fly boy you got solutionYou got solution, a real bananaShe is your true loveShe loves you onlyShe loves your only Pacific bananaNow it always comes up, up, upIt never goes down, down, downYou don't want to stop, stop, stop,Nobody's safe when you're aroundYour love life, it is now fixedIt has plenty, plenty, kicksAnd boy does it do the trickPacific bananaNow it always comes up, up, upIt never goes down, down, downYou don't want to stop, stop, stop,Nobody's safe when you're aroundYour love life, it is now fixedIt has plenty, plenty, kicksAnd boy does it do the trickPacific banana …(music fades out)

As a bonus, the DVD offers another song by the pair, Trouble, though some mightbe shattered that the printed lyrics are soft and difficult to read:

Remarkably this song was released in Germany:

Coconut – 103 436, 103 436-100 7" Single 45 RPM Ariola Eurodisc GmbHGermany July 1981Pressed by SonopressProducers T. Hendrik and K. Hartmann

ANo Time To LoseWritten by T. Hendrik/K. v. Haaren 4:08

BOh JohnnyWritten by D. Gray, L. Peters 3:03

For devotees of light disco pop of the appalling 1980s kind, at timeof writing YouTube offered a number of examples by the dazzling duo,individually and together. For example:

No Time To Lose, from the single above, could be found here.

A Deborah Gray song, Mellow Lovin', could be found here.