REGULAR JOE WHAT WE DO MAKES US WHO WE ARE

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JOE SMITH IS NOTHING SHORT OF ORDINARY. HE HAS A REGULAR JOB, A REGULAR APARTMENT AND A REGULAR WARDROBE. BUT TODAY SOMETHING IRREGULAR IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO JOE. YOU WILL TAKE HOLD OF JOE’S LIFE AND COMPLETELY FLIP THE SCRIPT. THIS WILL START A CHAIN OF EVENTS THAT WILL COMPLETELY CHANGE JOE AND HIS CHARACTER TRAITS FOR BETTER OR WORSE…

TAKE NOTE OF THE PATH YOU HAVE CHOSEN AND THE EVENTS ALONG THE WAY AS YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO ACT OUT THIS STORY. ALSO THINK ABOUT HOW YOU CAN DEVELOP SOME OF THE MINOR CHARACTERS AS WELL

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NOT SO REGULAR MORNING

ON A NORMAL DAY JOE GETS UP AT 7 AND MAKES A COFFEE BEFORE CATCHING THE BUS TO WORK. NOT TODAY THOUGH! POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF SPONTANEITY JOE DECIDES TO…

STAY IN BED GO FOR A RUN

JOE SLEEPS IN TILL 9:36 WHEN HE IS WOKEN BY THE SOUND OF SOMEONE IN HIS KITCHEN. UPON INVESTIGATION JOE IS CONFRONTED BY A CRAZY HOMELESS GUY, WHO APPARENTLY HAS BEEN BREAKING INTO JOE’S HOUSE EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS TO USE THE WIFI AND DRESS UP IN JOE’S CLOTHES. STARTLED BY JOE’S PRESENCES THE HOBO PULLS A KNIFE AND TRIES TO ATTACK JOE. THINKING QUICKLY JOE DECIDES TO…

ATTEMPT A SPINNING AXE KICK

JUDO CHOP COMBO RUN LIKE HELL

THE SPINNING AXE KICK JUDO CHOP COMBO HITS THE MARK KILLING THE HOBO INSTANTLY. JOE IS BOTH SURPRISED AND HORRIFIED THAT THE SPINNING AXE KICK JUDO CHOP COMBO WAS SO EFFICIENT AND THAT HE ACTUALLY PULLED IT OFF. UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS NOW THE AWKWARD MATTER OF THE DEAD HOMELESS MAN. THOUSANDS OF THOUGHTS START FILLING JOE’S MIND. TWO IN PARTICULAR STAND OUT…

HIDE THE BODY RUN LIKE HELL

AFTER ROLLING THE BODY UP IN A RUG AND PUTTING IT IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR, JOE DRIVES OUT TO AN ABANDONED QUARRY AND DUMPS THE BODY. UNFORTUNATELY HE IS NOTICED BY TWO MEMBERS OF THE BULGARIAN MAFIA WHO CONFRONT HIM ABOUT HIS CADAVER.

AFTER A LONG AND UNNECESSARY EXPLANATION THE BULGARIAN’S DECIDE THEY WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE JOE’S SERVICES FOR A PARTICULAR JOB THE NEED “TAKEN CARE OF” EXPLAINING THAT IF HE DOESN’T COMPLY THEN HE WILL BE JOINING THE HOBO IN THE RUG. BEGINNING TO REGRET HIS DECISION TO TAKE THE DAY OFF JOE DECIDES TO…

TAKE THE JOB RUN LIKE HELL

THE JOB GOES WELL, USING THE SPINNING AXE KICK, JUDO CHOP COMBO JOE IS ABLE TO COMPLETE THE JOB IN RECORD TIME. TO JOE’S SURPRISE BEING A BULGARIAN MAFIA HIT MAN PAYS VERY WELL AND IS SURPRISINGLY ENJOYABLE. JOE ACCEPTS FULLTIME EMPLOYMENT AS A BULGARIAN MAFIA HIT MAN UNDER THE NAME ДЖО БРАДВА УДАР WHICH TRANSLATES AS AXE KICK JOE.

JOE’S LIFE HAS CHANGED FOREVER!

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JOE GOES FOR A JOG. AFTER ABOUT 2 MINUTES AND 36 SECONDS HE HEARS A GIRL SCREAMING, JOE FOLLOWS THE SOUND AND FINDS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN BEING ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DACHSHUNDS. THINKING QUICKLY JOE…

ATTEMPTS A SPINNING AXE KICK SCOOPS UP THE WOMAN AND

JUDO CHOP COMBO RUNS LIKE HELL

THE SPINNING AXE KICK JUDO CHOP COMBO STARTS OFF WELL CATCHING THE FIRST KILLER DACHSHUND IN THE JAW KILLING IT INSTANTLY IN AN EXPLOSION OF FUR AND BLOOD, UNFORTUNATELY THE SPINNING AXE KICK JUDO CHOP COMBO HAS A LENGTHY RECOVERY TIME AND JOE IS SUDDENLY OVERWHELMED BY THE REST OF THE PACK. THE WOMAN RUNS FOR HELP.

THE DACHSHUND SOON BECOME BORED WITH JOES LIMP, PERFORATED, BROKEN BODY AND LEAVE. THE WOMAN RETURNS WITH A POLICE OFFICER TO FIND JOE BARELY ALIVE. THANKFUL FOR HIS HELP THE WOMAN OFFERS TO PAY FOR JOE’S MEDICAL BILLS. JOE WANTS TO…

BE REBUILT AS A CYBORG GO TO AN EXPENSIVE REHAB CENTER

JOE IS REBUILT AS A CYBORG BELIEVING HE CAN GO BACK TO LIVING A NORMAL LIFE. HOWEVER THE POLICE HAVE OBTAINED CCTV FOOTAGE OF JOE’S SPINNING AXE KICK JUDO CHOP COMBO AND ARE IMPRESSED WITH HIS SKILLS. THEY OFFER JOE A JOB AS A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER. JOE IS RELUCTANT BUT THE POLICE TELL HIM HE HAS NO CHOICE. JOE DECIDES TO…

ACCEPT HIS DESTINY RUN LIKE HELL

JOE IS NOW A BAD ASS CYBORG COP FAMOUS FOR FREEING THE CITY FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE WILD DACHSHUND PACK AND THE ARMY OF HOMELESS FACEBOOK JUNKIES. KNOWN TO ALL AS AXE KICK JOE 2.0 HE IS WORLD FAMOUS AND WELL PAID BUT EXTREMELY UNHAPPY. SUCH IS THE LIFE OF AN AXE KICKING JUDO CYBORG POLICE OFFICER .

JOE’S LIFE HAS CHANGED FOREVER!

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JOE RUNS OUT THE DOOR, THE HOBO USES JOE’S WIFI TO CREATE A FACE BOOK EVENT CALLED “CATCH JOE” AND INVITES ALL HIS HOBO MATES TO JOIN. PRETTY SOON JOE IS BEING PERUSED BY AN ARMY OF HOMELESS GUYS. THEY CATCH UP TO HIM AND CORNER HIM NEAR A RAGING STORM WATER DRAIN. JOE HAS TO EITHER…

STAND AND FIGHT JUMP INTO THE STORM WATER

JOE DOESN’T STAND A CHANCE HE IS BRUTALLY BEATEN AND LEFT FOR DEAD. A PASSING STREET YOUTH FINDS HIM AND TAKES HIM TO HOSPITAL WHERE THEY REBUILD HIM AS A CYBORG …

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ESCAPING DOWN A DRAIN, JOE IS FLUSHED OUT TO THE SWAMP AND SPENDS THE REST OF HIS LIFE ON THE RUN ALWAYS WATCHING HIS BACK. HE HARDLY EVER SLEEPS AND IS MISERABLE.

JOE’S LIFE HAS CHANGED FOREVER!

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JOE RUNS AWAY. BUT ITS NOT LONG UNTIL THE POLICE FIND THE DEAD HOMELESS MAN. USING FORENSICS THEY LINK THE MURDER TO JOE. USING SATELLITE TECHNOLOGY THE POLICE TRACK JOE AND DISPATCH A SQUAD CAR TO GET HIM. THE POLICE CORNER HIM IN A BACKSTREET ADJACENT TO A STORM WATER DRAIN. WILL HE…

GO QUIETLY JUMP INTO THE DRAIN

JOE GOES TO PRISON. IN PRISON HE MAKES FRIENDS WITH DODGY DAVE AND A GANGSTER RAPPER DOGGY G BOI WHO IS DOING TIME FOR HIP-HOP RELATED OFFENCES. DAVE WANTS TO ESCAPE THROUGH THE SEWER/STORM WATER DRAIN BUT DOGGY G BOI WANTS JOE TO STAY AND LEARN THE ART OF GANGSTER RAP.

JOE FIGURES HE WILL…

ESCAPE DO HIS TIME

20 YEARS LATER JOE GETS OUT. PRISON HAS CHANGED HIM. WITH THE MENTORING OF DOGGY G BOI, JOE HAS DEVELOPED MAD RAPPING SKILLS OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY AND IS OFFERED A LUCRATIVE RECORD DEAL.

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IN REHAB JOE MEETS THE LEGENDARY KEITH SHERMAN, LEAD GUITARIST FROM THE BRITISH PUNK BAND WAXED LEMON, WHO RECOGNIZES JOE’S HIDDEN TALENT FOR SINGING AND OFFERS HIM A SPOT IN HIS NEW BAND. HE ALSO MEETS BULGARIAN MAFIA KINGPIN BORIS GLAGORVSKI WHO RECOGNIZES JOE’S NATURAL JUDO SKILLS AND TRIES TO CONVINCE JOE TO BUMP OFF A RIVAL OF HIS IN THE SAME REHAB CLINIC. ONCE HE HAS RECOVERED FROM HIS INJURIES JOE DECIDES TO…

DO THE MAFIA HIT JOIN THE BAND

JOE BECOMES A WORLD FAMOUS ARTIST AND GOES TRIPLE PLATINUM FOR HIS DEBUT ALBUM AXE KICK JOE. HE IS SO GLAD THAT HE DECIDED TO SKIP WORK THAT DAY AND FOLLOW HIS DREAMS.

JOE’S LIFE HAS CHANGED FOREVER

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TURNS OUT THE WOMAN JOE RESCUED IS THE CO-OWNER OF A HUGE RECORD COMPANY REAL RAW RECORDS INC. AS A REWARD FOR HIS BRAVERY SHE OFFERS JOE PROFESSIONAL SINGING LESSONS. AFTER JUST ONE LESSON IT BECOMES APPARENT THAT JOE HAS GOT SOME REAL TALENT. THE WOMAN SIGNS JOE UP IMMEDIATELY.

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