The Penis SongWritten and performed by Eric Idle

Arrangement © 2004 Cerulean PicturesOriginal Score © Monty Python Inc.

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Right Hand

Left Hand

Is n't- it aw fully- nice to have a pe nis?-

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Arranged by Joseph M. Rozell

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Is' nt- it fright fully- good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stif fy.- It's di-

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vine- to own a dick, From the ti ni- est- lit tle- tad ger- To the world's big gest- prick. So,

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three cheers for your Wil ly- or John Tho mas.- Hoo ray- for your one eyed- trou ser-

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snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend Your Per cy,- or your cock. You can

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wrap it up in rib bons.- You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in pub lic,- Or they will

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stick you in the dock, And you won't come back

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