Ladies and Gentlemen….

We will be landing shortly at Princess Juliana airport. Please

replace your trays, and return your seats to the upright position. Thank

you for flying with us, and enjoy your stay on the beaches of St.

Maarten.

Corsair 479, you’re a ¼ mile from touchdown, runway elevation 13 feet MSL, runway length 7535

Air France 853, Cleared to land, Check gear down. Also, check the girl in the purple bikini, 2 o’clock low, next to the yellow

bikini.

Captain..... Captain..... Those two girls in the

water don’t have bathing suits!!

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Captain………. You were supposed to watch the runway!! I was supposed to

watch the girls