Knock, Knock! Who's There?...Lydia. Lydia who? The lid-a you trash can just blew off!------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yule. Yule who? Yule never know unless you open the door!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Old lady. Old lady, who? I didn't know you could yodel!---------------------------------------------------------------

Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Veal chop. Veal chop who? Veal chop around and see what bargains vee can pick up!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to meet you!----------------------------------------------------------

Candace. Candace who? Candace be true?-------------------------------------------

Candy. Candy who? Candy cow jump over the moon?---------------------------------------------------------------

Maida. Maida who? Maida force be with you!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tex Tex who? Tex two to tango.-------------------------------------

Police. Police who? Police let us in; it's cold out here.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

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Doris. Doris, who? Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Eileen. Eileen who? Eileen down to tie my shoe.----------------------------------------------------

Abbott. Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Halibut. Halibut who? Halibut a kiss, sweetie?-------------------------------------------------------

Archie. Archie Who? Gesundtheit!-------------------------------------

One shoe One shoe who?

One shoe come home, Bill Bailey?------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!-----------------------------------------------------------------

Dot. Dot who? Dots for me to know, and you to find out.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Toby. Toby Who? Toby or not to be!-----------------------------------------

Lettuce. Lettuce, who? Lettuce in and you will find out!---------------------------------------------------

Radio Radio Who ? Radio not , here I come!-------------------------------------------------

Ya.

Ya who? What are you getting so excited about?---------------------------------------------------------------

Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me. Who ish you?----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Zany. Zany who? Zany body home?---------------------------------------------------

Zeke. Zeke who? Zeke and you shall find...----------------------------------------------------------------------

C's C's who?

C's the day!----------------------------

Jack. Jack who? Jack your egos at the door...------------------------------------------

Hammond. Hammond who? Hammond eggs for breakfast.-----------------------------------------------

Ilka! Ilka who? Ilka pone!-------------------------------

Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you!--------------------------------------

Scissor. Scissor who? Scissor and Cleopatra?---------------------------------------

Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle you give me if I go away?--------------------------------------------------------------

Ben. Ben who? Ben wonderin' what you're up to!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Anita! Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil!--------------------------------------------------------

Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Adolf. Adolf who? Adolph ball hit me in de mowf.. Dat's why I dawk dis way.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Cam.

Cam who? Camalot is where King Arthur lived.------------------------------------------------------------------------

Wood. Wood, who? Wood you like to let me in now?-------------------------------------------------------

Disney. Disney who? I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney!-----------------------------------------------------------------

Never. Never who? Never mind...-----------------------------

Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth when you're eating!--------------------------------------------------

Argue. Argue who? Argue going to let me in or not???------------------------------------------------------------------------------

U-8 U-8 who? U-8 my lunch!------------------------

Halibut. Halibut who? Halibut a kiss, sweetie?---------------------------------------------------

B2 B2 who? B2 school on time!----------------------------------------

Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan this new hat, do you like it?-----------------------------------------------------------------

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