104

Funny Knock Knock

Jokes 4 kids (The Joke Book for Kids)

By: Ryan O Williams

First Edition, Published By Ryan O WilliamsCopyright 2013, Row Books

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from:104 Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes Book 2from: 104 New Year's Knock Knock Jokes Book 4

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Knock,Knock!Who's There?Booger!Booger who?Booger eating in your nose!

Knock, Knock! Whos There? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream so loud, windows will break!

Knock, Knock! Whos There? Geno! Geno? who?Geno I don't like to eat broccoli!

Knock,Knock!Who's There?Gross!Gross who?Gross one inch taller over night!

1.Knock, Knock! Whos There? Beans! Beans who? Beans the more you eat, more you fart!

2.Knock, Knock! Whos There? Dishes!

Dishes? who? Dishes wont clean themselves!

3.Knock, Knock! Whos There? Doughnut!Doughnut who?Doughnut by now, you better ask somebody!

4. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Let me! Let me who? Will you please let me in!

5. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Animal! Animal who? Animal crackers are good to eat!

6. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Who! Who who? Who ever started this knock knock joke!

7. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Barry! Barry who? Barry fruit punch with ice please!

8. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Tony! Tony who? When I fell i hurt my toe and knee!

9. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Cell phone!Cell phone who? Cell phone to me please!

10. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Batman! Batman who? Look out there's a Bat... Man!

11. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Pipe! Pipe who? Pipe down and be quite!

12. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Rose! Rose who? Rose bush in the front yard!

13. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Teddy! Teddy who? Teddy bear who was locked outside!

14. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Tyson! Tyson who? Tie your shoe son!

15. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Oscar! Oscar who? Oscar the trophy to movie stars!

16. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Robin! Robin who? Robin the piggy bank!

17. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Hal! Hal who? Hal about another joke!

18. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Harley! Harley who? Harley know me at all!

19. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Grant! Grant who? Grant me a wish!

20. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Handel! Handel who? Handel bars on your bike!

21. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Jake! Jake who? Jake will unlock the door!

22. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Tommy! Tommy who? Tommy another knock knock joke!

23. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Heaven! Heaven who? Heaven seen you in a long time!

24. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Isaac! Isaac who? Isaac see you in the window!

25. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Ivana! Ivana who? Ivana tell you a joke!

26. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Japans! Japans who? Japans are on fire!

27. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Jerome! Jerome who? Jerome around the backyard!

28. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Mike! Mike who? Mike I give up, who?

29. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Peanut! Peanut who? Peanut butter and jelly sandwich!

30. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Maze! Maze who? Maze you with some jokes!

31. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Ken.! Ken. who? Ken you open the door, i lost my key!

33. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Jelly! Jelly who? Jelly fish sting, ouch!

34. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Sandy! Sandy who? Sandy beach castle!

35. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Joanna! Joanna who? Joanna another knock knock joke!

36. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Namath! Namath who? Namath your name first!

37. Knock, Knock! Whos There? John! John who? John the army!

38.Knock, Knock!Who's there?

Armageddon!

Armageddon who?

Armageddon out of here!

39. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Juanita! Juanita who? Juanita another sandwich!

40. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Juicy! Juicy who? Juicy what I see!

41. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Alaska! Alaska who? Alaska my mom first!

42. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Al! Al who? Al Knock again if you dont open up!

43. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anything for you!

44. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Alex! Alex who? Alex the questions if you dont mind!

45. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Alfred! Alfred who? Alfred of large dogs!

46. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Alli! Alli who? Alli knock on another door!

47. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Alli! Alli who? Alli see you later!

48. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Space! Space who? Lots of space out side!

49. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Anthony! Anthony who? Anthony you want me to be!

50. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Boo! Boo who? Boo! I scared you!

51. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Brie! Brie who? Brie me another sandwich!

52. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Butter! Butter who? Butter open this door soon, its cold out side!

53. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Cash! Cash who? Cash me in I'm your pay check!

54. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Cereal! Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to finally meet!

55. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Cash! Cash who? So you are a peanut!

56. Knock, Knock! Whos There? China! China who? China like yesterday!

57. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Ryno! Ryno who? Ryno charging at the door!

58. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Cheese! Cheese who? Cheese a cute baby!

59. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Chester! Chester who? Chester in time, almost late!

60. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Boogy ! Boogy who? Boogy down lets dance!

61. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Joe! Joe who? Joe can make me sloppy Joe!

62. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Dried! Dried who? Dried me to school today!

63. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Dora! Dora who? Dora the explorer ,Duh!

64. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Iwanna ! Iwanna who? Iwanna go home now!

65. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Sick! Sick who? Sick of knocking on this door!

66. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Mike.

Mike who?

Mike locked, that's why I'm knocking!

67. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Im Sick! Im Sick who? No I'm really sick don't open the door!

68. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Trying ! Trying who? Trying to get you to open the door!

69. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Doughnut!Doughnut who? Doughnut by now, you better ask somebody!

70. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Dozen! Dozen who? Dozen you ever look through the peep hole!

71. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Eddie! Eddie who? Eddie body going to open the door!

72. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Duct! Duct who? Duct duct goose, tag your it!

73. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Avery ! Avery who? Avery body needs love!

74. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Emmett! Emmett who? Emmett your door open up!

75. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Esther! Esther who? Esther there anything i can get up!

76. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Fanny! Fanny who? Fanny I'm sitting on!

77. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Fonda! Fonda who? Im very Fonda cheeseburgers!

78. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Foster! Foster who? Foster flakes for breakfast please!

79. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Better Grammar! Better Grammar who? Better Grammar crackers to eat!

80. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Time to go! Time to go who? Time to go shopping!

81. Knock, Knock! Whos There? When we go! When we go who? When we go shopping again!

82. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Guess! Guess who? I can't tell! You have to guess!

83. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Gus! Gus who? Gus i have to tell another joke!

84. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Hairstyles! Hairstyles who? Hairstyles gone wrong!

85. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.!

86. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Hans! Hans who? Hans off my cell phone!

87. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream so loud, windows will break!

88. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Idaho! Idaho who? Idaho! Whos There?

89. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Ima! Ima who? Ima tell you ten more knock knock jokes!

90. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Ivory! Ivory who? Ivory and poison oak, so dont touch!

91. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Jamaica! Jamaica who? Jamaica sandwich for me too!

92. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Kentucky! Kentucky who? Kentucky fired chicken tenders!

93. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Beet juice! Beet juice who? Beet juice sound great on my mp3!

94. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Kevin! Kevin who? Kevin we go to the arcade!

95. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Lenny! Lenny who? Lenny in its starting to snow!

96. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Broken pencil

Broken pencil who?

Ah never mind. this joke is pointless!

97. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Jake and Jill! Jake and Jill who? Ice cream not falling down a hill!

98. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Luigi! Luigi who? Marios big brother that who!

99. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Luke! Luke who? Luke the sky-walker, the force is with me!

100. Knock, Knock! Whos There? More! More who? More knock knock jokes,in part two!

Bonus From: Book 2104 Thanksgiving Knock knock jokes on Kindle

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1. Knock, knock.Who's there?Dewey.Dewey who?Dewey have to wait so long to eat?

2. Knock, knock.

Who's there?Harry.Harry who?Harry up, and cut the turkey!

3. Knock, knock!Who's there?Arthur.Arthur who?Arthur any punkinpie left overs?

4. Knock, knock.Who's there?Gladys.Gladys who?GladysThanksgiving. I'm hungry?

5. Knock, knock.Who's there?Waddle.Waddle who?Waddle open the door the family is here?

6. Knock Knock.Who's there?Norma Lee.Norma Lee who?Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

7. Knock Knock.Who's there?Gladys.Gladys who?Gladys Thanksgiving! lets eat?

8. Knock Knock.Who's there?Olive.Olive who?Olive the sweet potato pie too!

9. Knock Knock.Who's there?Aida.Aida who?Aida lot more than I should have!

10. Knock Knock.Who's there?Dewey.Dewey who?

Dewey have to wait for everyone else?

11. Knock Knock.Who's there?Diana.Diana who?Diana thirst too!

12. Knock Knock.Who's there?General Lee.General Lee who?General Lee I don't wait to eat !

13. Knock Knock.Who's there?Sid.Sid who?Sid down. It's time to eat!

14. Knock Knock.Who's there?Luke.Luke who?Luke at all the food!

15. Knock Knock.Who's there?

Anita.Anita who?Anita plate please.

16. Knock Knock.Who's there?Mike.mike who?Mike you having more cranberry sauce?

17. Knock Knock.Who's there?Don.Don who?Don eat all the turkey, I want some more!

18. Knock Knock.Who's there?Arthur.Arthur who?Arthur any more sweet potatoes?

19. Knock Knock.Who's there?Wilma.Wilma who?Wil Ma make food or order out?

20. Knock Knock.Who's there?Harry.Harry who?Harry up! the food is burning!

21. Knock Knock.Who's there?Abbott.Abbott who?Abbott time for dessert isn't it?

22. Knock Knock.Who's there?Odette.Odette who?Odette's a big punkin pie!

23. Knock Knock.Who's there?Phillip.Phillip who?Phillip your plates and dig in!

24. Knock Knock.Who's there?Phyllis.Phyllis who?

Phyllis my plate up too!

25. Knock.Who's there?Emma.Emma who?

Emma real hungry!

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Bonus From: Book 3104 Christmas Knock knock jokes

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1. Knock, Knock!Whos There?Old man!Old man who?He's an old man, cause he had a candy cane!

2. Knock, Knock!Whos There?That guyThat guy who?That guy at the mall, is not the real Santa is he!

3. Knock, Knock!

Whos There?ThoseThose who?Those are some verytall elves at the mall!

4. Knock, Knock! Whos There? Aww! Aww who? Aww, You Shouldn't Have! No really!

5.Knock, Knock! Whos There? Japans! Japans who? Japans what we are getting for Christmas!

6.Knock, Knock! Whos There? Jerome! Jerome who? Does Santa Jerome around the north pole!

7.Knock, Knock! Whos There? Peanut! Peanut who? No Peanut butter and jelly today!

8.Knock, Knock! Whos There? You see! You see who? You see that snowflake falling down!

9.Knock, Knock! Whos There? Ken! Ken who? Ken you open the door, You invited us!

10.Knock, Knock! Whos There? Joanna! Joanna who? Joanna another knock knock joke!

11.Knock, Knock! Whos There? Namath! Namath who? Namath your name first!

12.Knock, Knock!Who's there?Armageddon!Armageddon who?Armageddon another gift!

13.Knock, Knock!Whos There?Juanita!Juanita who?Juanita another cookie!

14.Knock, Knock! Whos There? Juicy! Juicy who? Juicy see what I see! A sled on the roof.

15.Knock, Knock! Whos There? Alaska! Alaska who? Alaska Santa for a new bike!

16.Knock, Knock! Whos There? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anything for video game system!

17.Knock, Knock! Whos There? Alex! Alex who? I'll Alex Santa the questions if you dont mind!

18.Knock, Knock!

Whos There? Esther! Esther who?

Esther you're the real Santa or not!

Bonus From: Book 4104 New Year's Knock knock jokes

on Kindle Amazon: By: Ryan O Williams

1. Knock, knock.Who's there?Time.Time who?Time to get to Time Sqaure in New York?

2. Knock, knock.Who's there?Lettuse.Lettuse who?Lettuse enjoy the New year!

3. Knock, knock!Who's there?Lettuse.Lettuse who?Please Lettuse stay up late

4. Knock, knock.Who's there?Gladys.Gladys who?GladysI'm Gladys year is over?

5. Knock, knock.Who's there?Getting.Getting who?Getting ready for some fireworks?

6. Knock Knock.Who's there?Balloon.Balloon who?Quick grab a Balloon! There getting away

7. Knock Knock.Who's there?Gladys.Gladys who?GladysGladys a New Year!Arer't you?

8. Knock Knock.Who's there?Olive.Olive who?Olive watching the News Years Day parade!

9. Knock Knock.Who's there?Ho ho ho.

Ho ho ho who?Sorry Santa your late!

10. Knock Knock.Who's there?Jack frost.Jack frost who?Ah! you know! the guy who made all this snow?

11. Knock Knock.Who's there?Five.Five who?Five, four, three, two, one Happy New Year!

12. Knock Knock.Who's there?General Lee.General Lee who?

General Lee I don't stay up this late.

13. Knock Knock.Who's there?Sid.Sid who?Sid down. It's time to watch the ball drop!

14. Knock Knock.Who's there?Luke.Luke who?Luke at all the fireworks!

15. Knock Knock.Who's there?Anita.Anita who?Can I have Anita 15 minutes.(To stay up late)

16. Knock Knock.Who's there?Mike.Mike who?Mike I have more time?(To stay up late)

17. Knock Knock.Who's there?Clothes.Clothes who?Clothes the door behind you its cold outside.

18. Knock Knock.Who's there?Arthur.Arthur who?Arthur any more fireworks?

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