Just for a laughJust for a laugh

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find America.

Maria: Here it is.Teacher: Correct.

Class, who discovered America?

Class: Maria.

It’s Columbus who discovered America Maria

Teacher:Teacher: John, why John, why are you doing are you doing your math your math multiplication on multiplication on the floor?the floor?

John:John: You told me You told me to do it without to do it without using tables.using tables.

Teacher: Glen, how do you spell “crocodile”?

Glen: K R O C O D I A LTeacher: No, that’s wrong.Glen: Maybe it is wrong.

But you asked me how I spell it.

KROCODILE?

I love my teachers.I love my teachers.I love my teachers.I love my teachers.I love my teachers.I love my teachers.I love my teachers.

Teacher: John, what do you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interested?

John: Teacher.

Teacher:Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?formula for water?

Donald:Donald: H I J K L M OH I J K L M O

Teacher:Teacher: What are your talking about?What are your talking about?

Donald:Donald: Yesterday you told us it was H Yesterday you told us it was H to O.to O.

H2OV.S.

H I J K L M O

Teacher: Mary, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Mary: Me.

ME

Teacher:Teacher: Paul, Paul, why do you why do you always get so always get so dirty?dirty?

Paul:Paul: Because I Because I am closer to am closer to the ground the ground than you are.than you are.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down the cherry tree, but he also admitted it. Now Peter, do you know why his father did not punish him?

Peter: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Jane, tell me honestly, do you say a prayer before eating?

Jane: No, I don’t have to. My mother is a good cook.

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