Funny Quotes

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on

which every person leaves a mark.

A computer is almost human-except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

2B or not 2B? I think it’s a grade of pencil.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at other.

Be careful of reading your health books. You may die of misprint

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Secret is something which a person tells everybody

not to tell anybody