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    Top 25 funny and humorous birthday quotes with images

    Birthdays are one of life's milestones that can inspire all kinds of

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    1.

    A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the

    sun. Enjoy the trip.

    2.

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    The best way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once.

    By H. Prochnow

    3.

    Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake. By

    Unknown Author

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    4.

    Looking fifty is great if youre sixty. By Joan Rivers

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    5.

    I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday But

    the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of

    the postbox.

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    6.

    The older you get,the better you get,unless you're a banana betty

    white

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    7.

    Wait,wait,wait,you're how old?

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    8.

    When I think of the word youth, I think of you. Thats because the

    word you is contained in the word youth.

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    9.

    Youre birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No

    Mo

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    10.

    I didnt forget your birthday, I just forgot todays date!

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    11.

    Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

    Anonymous

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    12.

    There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-

    birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.

    Lewis Carroll

    13.

    You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the

    cake.

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    14.

    On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you

    still have teeth! Congratulations!

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    15.

    Lots and lots and love because I forgot to bring you gift.

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    16.

    You cant change the past, so forget about it, you cant predict the

    future, forget about it, I didnt get you a present, forget about it!

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    17.

    May your facebook wall be filled with messages from people you

    never talk to.

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    18.

    Birthdays really take the cake . . . and add it to your stomach.

    Melanie White

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    19.

    Every year someone asks me What are you doing for your birthday?

    and every year I say Celebrating, idiot!

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    20.

    I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the

    box, it would snarl at me.

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    21.

    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but

    never remembers her age. Robert Frost

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    22.

    As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes,

    and I can't remember the other two. Sir Norman Wisdom

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    23.

    I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds

    me about it. Anonymous

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    24.

    The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie

    about your age. Lucille Ball

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    25.

    The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. Robert

    Orben

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    26.

    Funny birthday fail messages.

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