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We feel like were insulting your intelligence by pointing out that Breaking Bad wasnt realistic (You
wont look cool in a pork pie hat Its not possible) But on the other hand this is the worlds only
cultural touchstone for the meth business and we desperately hope that you dont have uh hands-
on experience with it
That said the show depicts meth use in and around the city of Albuquerque New Mexico You
might be surprised to learn that in 2014 the entire state of New Mexico only had six
methamphetamine incidents (busts lab explosions etc) recorded by the DEA Missouri had over a
thousand The meth epidemic is at its worst in the Midwest and the South
So we sat down with a young man who got started in the meth trade as a teenager and eventually
graduated to selling heroin with the Aryan Brotherhood He told us
5 You Can Start Young -- And Get Rich Fast
JlcovingWiki Commons
I did [meth] right before or right at 13 says Timmy I was hanging out with my cousin he just had
some one day and asked if I wanted to try it I learned how to manufacture meth at 13 I just sorta
cooked for myself until 16 Then I started working for a guy
Yeah you remember the quality of the moral decisions you were making at 13 And as you mightve
guessed Timmys mom and dad werent exactly helicopter parents Once he was 16 he was big
enough to graduate to working as an enforcer for an older dealer Any time we could go and drop
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off an 8-ball to an ounce Id go in to make sure nobody pulled a gun on him and shit Things like
that They were an average of age 27 to 30 As long as you had the drugs they were always fairly
respectful and even moreso when you had a gun
The gun was a benefit provided by his boss right at 16 because we were riding around with a lot
of money and drugs Our source recalled it was a Smith amp Wesson MampP 40
ParsecboyWiki Commons
You never forget your first
But being an armed strongman was only a side job most of his career was spent cooking and
facilitating the cooking of methamphetamine And while its true that lots of cooks barely make
enough product to destroy their own teeth our source was doing Walter-White-scale business We
were getting rid of about 2-3 ounces a day so $4-5k a day Needless to say other life options
started to close off quickly Once I got into meth I started skipping school a lot School was harder
in comparison
One box of Sudafed (the pseudoephedrine source favored by meth cooks everywhere) comes out
to around 35 grams of methamphetamine when cooked properly This means that Timmy and his
organization needed to source 20-30 boxes of Sudafed per day to keep up with demand
Fortunately he came up with a brilliant solution to this bottleneck lying to his customers Reasoning
that the average meth addict had already pawned their scale for more meth he started selling half a
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gram or so as one gram tying the baggies in a way to make them seem fuller Theres a certain way
to tie it and add an extra bit of weight to it Because no ones going to pour it on the scale and waste
what little bit they had
PsychonaughtWiki Commons
Quite a sound understanding of applied economics for a guy whod been skipping math class
Our source also learned the importance of cultivating good relationships with the three or four bulk
buyers in his area He didnt shortchange them because he knew that if they came to rely on his
business hed make way more dollars per hour than if he was selling teeny amounts to a bunch of
sketchy addicts And if at this point were making it sound like easy money remember
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Riverside County Sheriffs Office
Were not going to walk you through the meth-making process for obvious reasons But we can say
that part of it involves using the lithium strips inside a battery -- which by the way is dangerous as
shit The metal touching that lithium strip will explode if you hit the strip Timmy knows this
because it happened to him at least once Not really a large explosion but holding it in your hands
itll take your digits off no problem
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When its not busy burning your house down or literally dissolving your fucking throat
But its not just the chemistry thats the dangerous part Its your customers and peers
Yeah we found that Timmy was full of terrifying stories We were going to see this high-ranking
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guy a Simon City Royal We pull up and the guy walks outside with AK-47 and just starts lighting
the car up We reversed tore out at 50 mph One bullet hole in the hood
Todd HuffmanWiki Commons
Not really what most people talk about when bringing up occupational hazards
The Simon City Royals were the big meth dealers in his area and Timmy and his friends took quite a
lot of money out from under their noses We took $250k out of their trade in a six-to-eight-month
period when we used our Sudafed up we bought from them They had a lot of people working for
them whereas it was just us two I still dont know if they know it was us [who cut into their
business] We were sitting at the leaders house with their chief enforcer and two other enforcers
we were all smoking dope and [someone said] Yeah somebody took such-and-such money from
the gang these past six months and we looked at each other like Oh shit
Timmy was a lucky kid The fact that he was alive to speak to us is proof of that But right now
youre probably wondering where the hell all the cops were in this Well
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While huge police departments in cities like Baltimore or New York are at least large and very
much in charge rural areas often have a handful of police officers covering hundreds of miles Half
of the nations 18000 law enforcement agencies have fewer than 10 officers and three quarters
have fewer than 25 and theres little-to-no standardization or communication between many
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example to restrict access to pseudoephedrine the government passed a law that required every
store to log the ID of buyers and to limit how much anyone could purchase in a month This of
course required that all of those purchases be kept in a central database supposedly
Everybody said the [pharmacy] computers are linked which is a lie Wed go to every Walmart in a
circle buying Sudafed The systems werent linked that way They were linked like say you had a
CVS and a Walgreens in one town All those pharmacies are linked But not town-to-town just in that
town Wed leave 7 am and come back at 10 or 11 that night with Sudafed
Kesha Phillipsflickr
Turns out its not as complicated as youd think
Still if you stay in the game long enough the cops are going to find out Theyre undermanned not
stupid Timmy managed to get out of the meth game without getting busted and without spending
any time as a basement slave of any Nazis (Although there are Nazis coming up Stay tuned) His
mentor was not so lucky
The guy I was working for got caught with boxes buying Sudafed and they took him to jail I had
six trash bags full of meth ingredients and I had to bury them because I dont trust nobody when
they go to jail I just said I didnt want to do it anymore Plus a few years ago Mississippi became
one of two states to make drugs like Sudafed available by prescription only drastically restricting
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access for meth cooks And then Timmy says everybody started switching to heroin
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So yay
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better at fighting meth users start switching to prescription painkillers and eventually heroin as well
This is where the Nazis come in
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We feel like were insulting your intelligence by pointing out that Breaking Bad wasnt realistic (You
wont look cool in a pork pie hat Its not possible) But on the other hand this is the worlds only
cultural touchstone for the meth business and we desperately hope that you dont have uh hands-
on experience with it
That said the show depicts meth use in and around the city of Albuquerque New Mexico You
might be surprised to learn that in 2014 the entire state of New Mexico only had six
methamphetamine incidents (busts lab explosions etc) recorded by the DEA Missouri had over a
thousand The meth epidemic is at its worst in the Midwest and the South
So we sat down with a young man who got started in the meth trade as a teenager and eventually
graduated to selling heroin with the Aryan Brotherhood He told us
5 You Can Start Young -- And Get Rich Fast
JlcovingWiki Commons
I did [meth] right before or right at 13 says Timmy I was hanging out with my cousin he just had
some one day and asked if I wanted to try it I learned how to manufacture meth at 13 I just sorta
cooked for myself until 16 Then I started working for a guy
Yeah you remember the quality of the moral decisions you were making at 13 And as you mightve
guessed Timmys mom and dad werent exactly helicopter parents Once he was 16 he was big
enough to graduate to working as an enforcer for an older dealer Any time we could go and drop
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off an 8-ball to an ounce Id go in to make sure nobody pulled a gun on him and shit Things like
that They were an average of age 27 to 30 As long as you had the drugs they were always fairly
respectful and even moreso when you had a gun
The gun was a benefit provided by his boss right at 16 because we were riding around with a lot
of money and drugs Our source recalled it was a Smith amp Wesson MampP 40
ParsecboyWiki Commons
You never forget your first
But being an armed strongman was only a side job most of his career was spent cooking and
facilitating the cooking of methamphetamine And while its true that lots of cooks barely make
enough product to destroy their own teeth our source was doing Walter-White-scale business We
were getting rid of about 2-3 ounces a day so $4-5k a day Needless to say other life options
started to close off quickly Once I got into meth I started skipping school a lot School was harder
in comparison
One box of Sudafed (the pseudoephedrine source favored by meth cooks everywhere) comes out
to around 35 grams of methamphetamine when cooked properly This means that Timmy and his
organization needed to source 20-30 boxes of Sudafed per day to keep up with demand
Fortunately he came up with a brilliant solution to this bottleneck lying to his customers Reasoning
that the average meth addict had already pawned their scale for more meth he started selling half a
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gram or so as one gram tying the baggies in a way to make them seem fuller Theres a certain way
to tie it and add an extra bit of weight to it Because no ones going to pour it on the scale and waste
what little bit they had
PsychonaughtWiki Commons
Quite a sound understanding of applied economics for a guy whod been skipping math class
Our source also learned the importance of cultivating good relationships with the three or four bulk
buyers in his area He didnt shortchange them because he knew that if they came to rely on his
business hed make way more dollars per hour than if he was selling teeny amounts to a bunch of
sketchy addicts And if at this point were making it sound like easy money remember
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Riverside County Sheriffs Office
Were not going to walk you through the meth-making process for obvious reasons But we can say
that part of it involves using the lithium strips inside a battery -- which by the way is dangerous as
shit The metal touching that lithium strip will explode if you hit the strip Timmy knows this
because it happened to him at least once Not really a large explosion but holding it in your hands
itll take your digits off no problem
GordonImagesiStockGetty Images
When its not busy burning your house down or literally dissolving your fucking throat
But its not just the chemistry thats the dangerous part Its your customers and peers
Yeah we found that Timmy was full of terrifying stories We were going to see this high-ranking
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guy a Simon City Royal We pull up and the guy walks outside with AK-47 and just starts lighting
the car up We reversed tore out at 50 mph One bullet hole in the hood
Todd HuffmanWiki Commons
Not really what most people talk about when bringing up occupational hazards
The Simon City Royals were the big meth dealers in his area and Timmy and his friends took quite a
lot of money out from under their noses We took $250k out of their trade in a six-to-eight-month
period when we used our Sudafed up we bought from them They had a lot of people working for
them whereas it was just us two I still dont know if they know it was us [who cut into their
business] We were sitting at the leaders house with their chief enforcer and two other enforcers
we were all smoking dope and [someone said] Yeah somebody took such-and-such money from
the gang these past six months and we looked at each other like Oh shit
Timmy was a lucky kid The fact that he was alive to speak to us is proof of that But right now
youre probably wondering where the hell all the cops were in this Well
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example to restrict access to pseudoephedrine the government passed a law that required every
store to log the ID of buyers and to limit how much anyone could purchase in a month This of
course required that all of those purchases be kept in a central database supposedly
Everybody said the [pharmacy] computers are linked which is a lie Wed go to every Walmart in a
circle buying Sudafed The systems werent linked that way They were linked like say you had a
CVS and a Walgreens in one town All those pharmacies are linked But not town-to-town just in that
town Wed leave 7 am and come back at 10 or 11 that night with Sudafed
Kesha Phillipsflickr
Turns out its not as complicated as youd think
Still if you stay in the game long enough the cops are going to find out Theyre undermanned not
stupid Timmy managed to get out of the meth game without getting busted and without spending
any time as a basement slave of any Nazis (Although there are Nazis coming up Stay tuned) His
mentor was not so lucky
The guy I was working for got caught with boxes buying Sudafed and they took him to jail I had
six trash bags full of meth ingredients and I had to bury them because I dont trust nobody when
they go to jail I just said I didnt want to do it anymore Plus a few years ago Mississippi became
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access for meth cooks And then Timmy says everybody started switching to heroin
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Our sources experiences mirrored a broader national trend by the way As police departments get
better at fighting meth users start switching to prescription painkillers and eventually heroin as well
This is where the Nazis come in
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off an 8-ball to an ounce Id go in to make sure nobody pulled a gun on him and shit Things like
that They were an average of age 27 to 30 As long as you had the drugs they were always fairly
respectful and even moreso when you had a gun
The gun was a benefit provided by his boss right at 16 because we were riding around with a lot
of money and drugs Our source recalled it was a Smith amp Wesson MampP 40
ParsecboyWiki Commons
You never forget your first
But being an armed strongman was only a side job most of his career was spent cooking and
facilitating the cooking of methamphetamine And while its true that lots of cooks barely make
enough product to destroy their own teeth our source was doing Walter-White-scale business We
were getting rid of about 2-3 ounces a day so $4-5k a day Needless to say other life options
started to close off quickly Once I got into meth I started skipping school a lot School was harder
in comparison
One box of Sudafed (the pseudoephedrine source favored by meth cooks everywhere) comes out
to around 35 grams of methamphetamine when cooked properly This means that Timmy and his
organization needed to source 20-30 boxes of Sudafed per day to keep up with demand
Fortunately he came up with a brilliant solution to this bottleneck lying to his customers Reasoning
that the average meth addict had already pawned their scale for more meth he started selling half a
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gram or so as one gram tying the baggies in a way to make them seem fuller Theres a certain way
to tie it and add an extra bit of weight to it Because no ones going to pour it on the scale and waste
what little bit they had
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Quite a sound understanding of applied economics for a guy whod been skipping math class
Our source also learned the importance of cultivating good relationships with the three or four bulk
buyers in his area He didnt shortchange them because he knew that if they came to rely on his
business hed make way more dollars per hour than if he was selling teeny amounts to a bunch of
sketchy addicts And if at this point were making it sound like easy money remember
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Riverside County Sheriffs Office
Were not going to walk you through the meth-making process for obvious reasons But we can say
that part of it involves using the lithium strips inside a battery -- which by the way is dangerous as
shit The metal touching that lithium strip will explode if you hit the strip Timmy knows this
because it happened to him at least once Not really a large explosion but holding it in your hands
itll take your digits off no problem
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When its not busy burning your house down or literally dissolving your fucking throat
But its not just the chemistry thats the dangerous part Its your customers and peers
Yeah we found that Timmy was full of terrifying stories We were going to see this high-ranking
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guy a Simon City Royal We pull up and the guy walks outside with AK-47 and just starts lighting
the car up We reversed tore out at 50 mph One bullet hole in the hood
Todd HuffmanWiki Commons
Not really what most people talk about when bringing up occupational hazards
The Simon City Royals were the big meth dealers in his area and Timmy and his friends took quite a
lot of money out from under their noses We took $250k out of their trade in a six-to-eight-month
period when we used our Sudafed up we bought from them They had a lot of people working for
them whereas it was just us two I still dont know if they know it was us [who cut into their
business] We were sitting at the leaders house with their chief enforcer and two other enforcers
we were all smoking dope and [someone said] Yeah somebody took such-and-such money from
the gang these past six months and we looked at each other like Oh shit
Timmy was a lucky kid The fact that he was alive to speak to us is proof of that But right now
youre probably wondering where the hell all the cops were in this Well
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example to restrict access to pseudoephedrine the government passed a law that required every
store to log the ID of buyers and to limit how much anyone could purchase in a month This of
course required that all of those purchases be kept in a central database supposedly
Everybody said the [pharmacy] computers are linked which is a lie Wed go to every Walmart in a
circle buying Sudafed The systems werent linked that way They were linked like say you had a
CVS and a Walgreens in one town All those pharmacies are linked But not town-to-town just in that
town Wed leave 7 am and come back at 10 or 11 that night with Sudafed
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Turns out its not as complicated as youd think
Still if you stay in the game long enough the cops are going to find out Theyre undermanned not
stupid Timmy managed to get out of the meth game without getting busted and without spending
any time as a basement slave of any Nazis (Although there are Nazis coming up Stay tuned) His
mentor was not so lucky
The guy I was working for got caught with boxes buying Sudafed and they took him to jail I had
six trash bags full of meth ingredients and I had to bury them because I dont trust nobody when
they go to jail I just said I didnt want to do it anymore Plus a few years ago Mississippi became
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access for meth cooks And then Timmy says everybody started switching to heroin
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to tie it and add an extra bit of weight to it Because no ones going to pour it on the scale and waste
what little bit they had
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buyers in his area He didnt shortchange them because he knew that if they came to rely on his
business hed make way more dollars per hour than if he was selling teeny amounts to a bunch of
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Riverside County Sheriffs Office
Were not going to walk you through the meth-making process for obvious reasons But we can say
that part of it involves using the lithium strips inside a battery -- which by the way is dangerous as
shit The metal touching that lithium strip will explode if you hit the strip Timmy knows this
because it happened to him at least once Not really a large explosion but holding it in your hands
itll take your digits off no problem
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When its not busy burning your house down or literally dissolving your fucking throat
But its not just the chemistry thats the dangerous part Its your customers and peers
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guy a Simon City Royal We pull up and the guy walks outside with AK-47 and just starts lighting
the car up We reversed tore out at 50 mph One bullet hole in the hood
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Not really what most people talk about when bringing up occupational hazards
The Simon City Royals were the big meth dealers in his area and Timmy and his friends took quite a
lot of money out from under their noses We took $250k out of their trade in a six-to-eight-month
period when we used our Sudafed up we bought from them They had a lot of people working for
them whereas it was just us two I still dont know if they know it was us [who cut into their
business] We were sitting at the leaders house with their chief enforcer and two other enforcers
we were all smoking dope and [someone said] Yeah somebody took such-and-such money from
the gang these past six months and we looked at each other like Oh shit
Timmy was a lucky kid The fact that he was alive to speak to us is proof of that But right now
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store to log the ID of buyers and to limit how much anyone could purchase in a month This of
course required that all of those purchases be kept in a central database supposedly
Everybody said the [pharmacy] computers are linked which is a lie Wed go to every Walmart in a
circle buying Sudafed The systems werent linked that way They were linked like say you had a
CVS and a Walgreens in one town All those pharmacies are linked But not town-to-town just in that
town Wed leave 7 am and come back at 10 or 11 that night with Sudafed
Kesha Phillipsflickr
Turns out its not as complicated as youd think
Still if you stay in the game long enough the cops are going to find out Theyre undermanned not
stupid Timmy managed to get out of the meth game without getting busted and without spending
any time as a basement slave of any Nazis (Although there are Nazis coming up Stay tuned) His
mentor was not so lucky
The guy I was working for got caught with boxes buying Sudafed and they took him to jail I had
six trash bags full of meth ingredients and I had to bury them because I dont trust nobody when
they go to jail I just said I didnt want to do it anymore Plus a few years ago Mississippi became
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This is where the Nazis come in
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Were not going to walk you through the meth-making process for obvious reasons But we can say
that part of it involves using the lithium strips inside a battery -- which by the way is dangerous as
shit The metal touching that lithium strip will explode if you hit the strip Timmy knows this
because it happened to him at least once Not really a large explosion but holding it in your hands
itll take your digits off no problem
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the car up We reversed tore out at 50 mph One bullet hole in the hood
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Not really what most people talk about when bringing up occupational hazards
The Simon City Royals were the big meth dealers in his area and Timmy and his friends took quite a
lot of money out from under their noses We took $250k out of their trade in a six-to-eight-month
period when we used our Sudafed up we bought from them They had a lot of people working for
them whereas it was just us two I still dont know if they know it was us [who cut into their
business] We were sitting at the leaders house with their chief enforcer and two other enforcers
we were all smoking dope and [someone said] Yeah somebody took such-and-such money from
the gang these past six months and we looked at each other like Oh shit
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store to log the ID of buyers and to limit how much anyone could purchase in a month This of
course required that all of those purchases be kept in a central database supposedly
Everybody said the [pharmacy] computers are linked which is a lie Wed go to every Walmart in a
circle buying Sudafed The systems werent linked that way They were linked like say you had a
CVS and a Walgreens in one town All those pharmacies are linked But not town-to-town just in that
town Wed leave 7 am and come back at 10 or 11 that night with Sudafed
Kesha Phillipsflickr
Turns out its not as complicated as youd think
Still if you stay in the game long enough the cops are going to find out Theyre undermanned not
stupid Timmy managed to get out of the meth game without getting busted and without spending
any time as a basement slave of any Nazis (Although there are Nazis coming up Stay tuned) His
mentor was not so lucky
The guy I was working for got caught with boxes buying Sudafed and they took him to jail I had
six trash bags full of meth ingredients and I had to bury them because I dont trust nobody when
they go to jail I just said I didnt want to do it anymore Plus a few years ago Mississippi became
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better at fighting meth users start switching to prescription painkillers and eventually heroin as well
This is where the Nazis come in
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Not really what most people talk about when bringing up occupational hazards
The Simon City Royals were the big meth dealers in his area and Timmy and his friends took quite a
lot of money out from under their noses We took $250k out of their trade in a six-to-eight-month
period when we used our Sudafed up we bought from them They had a lot of people working for
them whereas it was just us two I still dont know if they know it was us [who cut into their
business] We were sitting at the leaders house with their chief enforcer and two other enforcers
we were all smoking dope and [someone said] Yeah somebody took such-and-such money from
the gang these past six months and we looked at each other like Oh shit
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course required that all of those purchases be kept in a central database supposedly
Everybody said the [pharmacy] computers are linked which is a lie Wed go to every Walmart in a
circle buying Sudafed The systems werent linked that way They were linked like say you had a
CVS and a Walgreens in one town All those pharmacies are linked But not town-to-town just in that
town Wed leave 7 am and come back at 10 or 11 that night with Sudafed
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Turns out its not as complicated as youd think
Still if you stay in the game long enough the cops are going to find out Theyre undermanned not
stupid Timmy managed to get out of the meth game without getting busted and without spending
any time as a basement slave of any Nazis (Although there are Nazis coming up Stay tuned) His
mentor was not so lucky
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circle buying Sudafed The systems werent linked that way They were linked like say you had a
CVS and a Walgreens in one town All those pharmacies are linked But not town-to-town just in that
town Wed leave 7 am and come back at 10 or 11 that night with Sudafed
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stupid Timmy managed to get out of the meth game without getting busted and without spending
any time as a basement slave of any Nazis (Although there are Nazis coming up Stay tuned) His
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