PAPER KNIGHTS, SALMON, AND

SOCIAL LARCENY

HE THINKS HE’S PEOPLE! WAIT, WHAT THE SHIT, IT’S ME!

NICHIPORCHIK

MISERABLE DEVELOPER

NICHIPORCHIKMISERABLE DEVELOPER

NICHIPORCHIKMISERABLE DEVELOPER

NICHIPORCHIK

MISERABLE DEVELOPER

EWWWWWWWW MY EYES ARE HEALED!

WHAT THE SHIT!WHAT AN ART! WHAT A GLORIOUS

ART!

TRUST

QUESTIONS

NARRATIVE DEBT

STOP STARING, KIRILL. LET’S GO. IT’S BEEN AN HOUR.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, KIRILL?

CONSISTENCY

IGNORE MOSCOW, GO TO ST.PETERSBURG!

WW1 ACTUALLY

KIRILL! AGAIN? REALLY?!

I WAS IN A HURRY, OKAY?

NEW CHARACTERS

Exposition Development Culmination

Actual specs: Lame, tasteless, but very effective armor with unanimated pigtails glued to the helmet. Weakness - pigtails. Horse doesn’t matter.

Actual specs: excessively fancy armour. Weakness - armour decorations. Horse - fancy one.

DIALOGUES

I WAS IN A HURRY, OKAY?

Sure, we were friends for a long time. Let’s hurry.

We have to clean the room. Will you help me?

We’d better. My parents are coming in 2 hours.

Why?

Dude, we have to clean up.

They’re coming back in like 10 minutes.

While we’re talking, the enemy is trying to get to our position, maggot. If I were you, I’d man that gun or someone would get

majorly pissed.

The enemy is trying to get to our position, maggot. If I were you, I’d man that gun or

someone would get majorly pissed.

The enemy is trying to get to our position, maggot. If I were you I’d man that gun.

The enemy is trying to get to our position, maggot. Man that gun.

Man that gun before we’re are overrun.(Maggot is silent)

Man that gun before they decimate us.(Maggot is silent)

Man that gun before they kill us all.(Maggot is silent)

Man that gun, dumbass.(Maggot is silent)

While we’re talking, the enemy is trying to get to our position, maggot. If I were you, I’d man that gun or someone would get

majorly pissed.

Evgeni Puzankov

AWaywardWriter