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VOL 15, NO 21 troupcountybanner@charter.net www.troupcountybanner.net Thursday, December 5, 2013
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Mingle with Kringle
(December 5, 3 to 5 pm,
Lafayette Plaza). Meet Santa
and his friends on the Plaza
before the Parade.
Lighting of the City
Christmas Tree (December 5,
5:15 pm, Lafayette Plaza). Join
Mayor Jeff Lukken, Santa
Claus and parade grand mar-
shals, Pat & Gail Hunnicutt, in
lighting the downtown
Christmas Tree.
All I Want for Christmas Is .
. . Christmas Parade
(December 5, 6 pm, DowntownLaGrange). Pat and Gail
Hunnicutt will kick off the holi-
days in LaGrange as grand
marshals of the Christmas
parade. Applications are avail-
able on the Chamber website.
Be sure to bring your applica-
tion, toy and $35 entry fee to
the Chamber by November 26!
Petco Stores in Lagrange will
host a "Photos with Santa"
(December 7 and 14, 12-4p.m.). Pets can dress up and
take their holiday photos with
Santa himself. All proceeds
from this event will benefit
local animal shelters in need.
Christmas Wreaths
Workshop (December 7, 10
am to 12 pm, Hills & DalesEstate). Get ready for the holi-
days by creating a wreath using
fresh greenery, holly berries
and a beautiful bow. Estate
horticulturist Jo Phillips will
conduct the workshop. Bring
clippers if you have them; all
other supplies will be provided.
$35 per person. Reservations
required. Call 706.882.3242 or
email info@hillsanddales.org to
register.
Service of Nine Lessons and
Carols (December 8, 7:30 pm,
Callaway Auditorium). The
LaGrange College Choir,
under the direction of Debbie
Ogle, welcome in the
Christmas season with the
annual Service of Nine Lessons
and Carols at 7:30 pm in the
Callaway Auditorium. The
event is free and open to the
public.
Celebrating Christmas with
the LSO (December 10, 7:30
pm, Callaway Auditorium).
The Choral Society of West
Georgia, led by artistic director
Bettie Biggs, joins the LSO for
a special Christmas perform-
ance.
Treat your date to a
Christmas Dance which will
be held on Friday, December
13, at the LaFayette Christian
School Gym, 1904 Hamilton
Road in LaGrange from 8:00
10:30 p.m., hosted by the
Moonlight Ballroom Dance
Club of LaGrange. Visitor cou-
ples are welcome - $20 per
couple. Dress: Coat and
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swing, slow dance, waltz, fox-
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For more information on the
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Childrens Christmas
Celebration (December 14,
9:30 am to 1 pm, Hills & Dales
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annual Childrens Christmas
celebration. Gingerbread house
decorating and ornament craft-
ing in the morning, musician
extraordinaire Robin Treadwell
and storyteller Debbie Burdette
leading a holiday sing-a-long at
11 am plus Santa arriving at
11:30 pma good time will be
had by all! Fresh cider and
cookies provided. All chil-
drens activities are free; toursof the home will be available at
regular price.
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Its beginning to look like the
holidays throughout LaGrange
as the community readies for
the thirty-seventh annual
Christmas parade, December 5,2013, sponsored by the
LaGrange-Troup County
Chamber of Commerce.
All I Want for Christmas Is . .
., this years parade theme, is
causing everyone to get
creative with their decorating
ideas according to LeTisha
Smith, parade coordinator.
Since Gail and Pat Hunnicutt
were selected as grand mar-shals, we thought the theme
was a perfect tribute to Dr.
Hunnicutts dental practice and
also appealed to every child
making their Santa wish list.
In addition to the entry fee, all
participants are contributing
toys this year. We are partner-
ing with Toys for Tots to dis-
tribute the toys to children
throughout Troup County,noted Smith. The Chamber
wanted to remind everyone that
the best gift this year is one that
is given to someone in need.
This year parade spectators will
have an opportunity to
participate in the gift
exchange. Volunteers for Toys
for Toys will follow Santa
Claus at the end of the parade
and collect toys. Spectators areasked to hold the unwrapped
toys until the volunteers walk
by their area along the parade
route. The volunteer will take
the toy to the vehicles where
the toys are being collected.
Bernard Bledsoe of the Marine
Corps League Detachment
1040 indicates this is a great
opportunity for parents. He
believes if you are a parent or
grandparent and want to teach a
child about the true meaning of
Christmas, let the child pick outa toy to give to someone else.
The best kind of giving is a gift
to someone in need.
The parade committee also
announced that the parade will
begin at Granger Park and head
south on North Greenwood
Street. Marching groups will
be merged into the parade from
St. Marks with the procession
going down North Greenwoodto Haralson Street. The parade
will then turn right onto Church
Street to the Square and Bull
Street. New this year, the
parade will turn left onto
Broome Street before turning
back onto Main. The proces-
sion will then follow Main
Street, past the Square to
Ridley Avenue.
The change to the parade
routeturning onto BroomeStreetwas made to allow for
an east-west corridor through
the city.
Some of our larger floats will
continue down Bull until it
intersects with Main and rejoins
the main parade route,
explained Smith. However, she
stressed that spectators should
not line that part of Bull Street
since they will be able to view
only a few entries.
Were so happy that the
Downtown Development
Authority of LaGrange asked
Santa to arrive early to the
Lafayette Plaza. From 3 to 5
pm children can take pictures
with Santa, Frosty the
Snowman and Rudolph the
Red-Nosed Reindeer, so arrive
early!
Mayor Jeff Lukken will host
the annual LaGrange tree light-
ing ceremony beginning at 5:15
pm on the Plaza. Parade Grand
Marshals Pat and Gail
Hunnicutt and their family will
flip the switch to illuminate
the downtown tree.
Watch the weatheryou may
need a raincoat or umbrella,
commented Smith. However,
we hope the forecasted rainmoves out of the area before 6
pm. The parade will proceed
rain or shine.
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Acts 4:19 But Peter and John
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more than unto God, judge ye.
This was Peter and Johns
answer when told they could
not preach or teach in the name
of Jesus. Their answer then
must be our answer today. Our
military Christian chaplains
were recently told they could
not pray in the name of
Jesus! Now, friends, if we
Christians dont pray in the
name of Jesus, just who do we
pray to? Is it alla, some moon
god? Or is it RA, some sun
god?
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the FATHER am one, and, I
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I remember when we
went to the bank and had
go inside to do your
banking. There was no
drive-thru. The firstdrive-thru incident
proved to be a very
embarrassing. I was the
one that usually went to
the bank for everybody
so I had several deposits.
Sometimes I would have
to go to several banks
before I was through.
I went through the manu-
al pull-in box. I
exchanged greetings with
the teller while putting
the deposit in the box. Idont know if I was
slower that day removing
my hand but she pulled
the box in and it snapped
on my hand. We thought
that she could just push
the box back out.
Not!!!!!!!!!!!! It would
not move. We tried
everything. It would not
move. My hand wasnthurting. It was just hang-
ing in the box.
The cars are backing
up behind me. They sent
someone out to redirect
them to another line. A
workman was called. He
had to take some screws
out before it would
release my hand. It took
about 45 minutes toremove my hand.
Someone from inside
called and told them at
work I would be late and
why. I wish they had not
told them why. People in
the bank line were all
ready laughing as they
went through the other
line. My hand had a
small mark across the topand not hurt but boy, was
I embarrassed. I went
through several days of
teasing.
It seems I have trou-
ble at banks. My
thoughts are if we have
to use these little drive-
thru boxes they should
all be alike. I have beento every bank in town
and they are all different.
This time my friend Ann
was with me and this
was her bank. We
stopped to get her check
cashed at her bank. This
was a new bank and had
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Continued From Pg. 6
just opened a new
drive-thru. We got in
line where they have
cylinders that you put
your check inside and ittravels to the teller. I
grab the cylinder quick-
ly because we are in a
hurry. I put the check in
and throw it in the hole.
I turned to say some-
thing to Ann and heard
a noise. The cylinder
was back. I tossed it
again into the hole. Itrolled back down. What
is wrong with this
thing? I slide out of my
truck and got in a good
position to toss it in and
threw really hard. It
rolled back again. The
line is backing up,
which by the way it
always does, behindme.
As I am standing
there beside the cylin-
der so intent on finding
out why it is not work-
ing I dont notice the
people around me
laughing. I looked at
the teller at the same
time she keyed her
microphone and said
Push the Button,Please. I pushed the
little tiny red button, a
door opens and the
cylinder falls through
on its way to the teller.
I slid back in my truck
with a very red face. I
looked at Ann and she
is in the floor board
laughing. I said youcould have told me. She
said it was too funny.
I ask her why she was
in the floor board and
she said she didnt want
anyone to see her. I told
her too bad your name
is on that check. I
think the little red but-
ton should be bigger. Ifit had been maybe I
would have seen it.
By: Emily Allen
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Shhhhhhhh, You must be
quiet while the other chil-
dren are practicing! We
often heard those words as
Mrs. Miller shushed us yet
another time. She was really
quite lenient with us
because it was Christmas
time and she knew how
excited we were. She didnt
really care if we whispered
quietly but we knew better
than to be loud or rowdy.
After all, it was nearly
Christmas and those prover-
bial visions of sugarplums
were dancing in our heads.
It was time for the annual
Christmas program at
Baring School and our par-
ents and the whole commu-
nity would come to hear us.
The procedure was the same
every year. We sat in our
class groups on the gym
floor of Baring school while
we waited for our turn to
practice our part of the
Christmas program on the
stage. We looked forward to
it because we got out of our
regular classes so we obedi-
ently marched in single file
from our classroom to our
spot on the gym floor to sit
and wait.
The stage had been readied
for the program. The tempo-
rary walls had been taken
down to expose the full
stage where we would per-
form. This meant that we
couldnt hoist ourselves up
to sit on the ledge during
noon hour and lean against
that temporary wall and
dangle our feet over the
edge like we usually did.
The stage would remain
open until after Christmas.
While the grade school
practiced, the high school
seniors worked on decorat-
ing the Christmas tree.
What a beautiful tree it was!
There was a very tall
stepladder being used
because the tree was a huge
cedar tree that one of the
local farmers cut and
brought to the school. I had
never seen a tree so big!
The fragrance itself was
enough to make us think
Christmas had surely cometo Baring School. A couple
of the boys put strings of
lights on the tree and then
other decorations were
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Clause after he's fallen
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Who sings "Love Me
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What did the
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What reindeer has the
cleanest antlers?
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What is the cow's holi-
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What does Santa like to
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lunch?
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Continued From Pg. 10
added until it looked beautiful
right down to the final laying on
of the icicles.
The night of the school program
finally arrived and the gym floor
was covered with folding chairs
as families packed the gymnasi-um. Back stage we huddled in
corners waiting for our turn on
stage. The covers had been
removed so the foot lights were
on and the curtain drew back for
the first scene. The program
would begin with the youngest
children and end with the oldest.
I practiced my line over and
over because when the villain
was caught I was supposed to
say, We will let you go when
Santa has come.
Nearly all of the Christmas car-
ols were sung by the time each
class had performed.
Each class in our school drew
names for a gift exchange so
there were lots of gifts beneath
the tree the night of the program.
At the end of the program sud-
denly a Ho! Ho! Ho! resound-
ed from the door and everyonesattention was drawn to where
Santa entered with his pack full
of small brown bags. Every
child was given one of the bags
that contained hard Christmas
candy ribbon and various other
hard candies. The bag was
topped off with a big round
orange.
The gifts under the tree weregiven to their recipients and at
the end there was one little girl
who had not received a gift. My
mother, who was a high school
teacher, saw the little girl who
had tears in her eyes. She looked
at the little girl and said, You
know, I think somebody just
missed finding your gift under
the tree. Lets go look again.
Sure enough there was a gift
behind the Christmas tree stuck
under the tree skirt and the little
girls face lit up as she choked
out an emotional thank you.
I knew at the time that Mama
had that same gift in her tote bag
earlier in the evening but it was-
nt until years later that the
pieces of the puzzle all fell
together in my mind.
Mama had simply determined
that no child would feel sad and
left out on Christmas if she
could prevent it so she carried
an extra gift or two whenever
there was a Christmas gift
exchange. That was because a
long time ago there was another
Christmas program, another gift
exchange, and another little girl
who didn't receive a gift. Back
then, nobody noticed the little
girl who didn't receive a gift
because she was very small, and
very shy. That little girl was my
Mama.
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(Just North of West Point on Hwy. 29)
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Frequently Asked Questions
About Christmas . . .
Q: If Santa doesn't have to age,
then why has he become old?
A: He only appears to be old.
He's an undercover kid.
Q: How can a sleigh possibly
fly through the air? A: If you
were being pulled by eight fly-
ing reindeer, wouldn't you fly
too?
Q: Why do reindeer have red
noses? A: They are not
equipped with ABS and thus
tend to bump into things on
slippery surfaces. This is why
Santa is often seen with a rednose (the sleigh doesn't have an
airbag, either).
Q: Why do we wish people a
"Merry Christmas" instead of a
"Happy Christmas"? A: The
two are about the same, but
with "Merry Christmas" an
extra twinkle is seen in the
eyes.
Q: Why is a Christmas tree that
has been chopped down called
a "live Christmas tree?" A:It's dead but doesn't know it,
and yet it's having the time of
its life.
Q: Why do we wrap our
Christmas gifts with paper?
A: Because we like to see sur-
prise and joy (real or kindly
faked) in the recipients.
Q: How many angels can dance
on the head of a pin? A:
Nowadays, only four angelscan dance there. Formerly there
was no limit, but OSHA passed
the Angel Safety Law recently,
which also requires that the pin
must be inspected twice each
year for structural defects.
Q: How many gifts can Santa
Claus's bag hold? A: One less
than infinity. Why one less?
Because there's a limit to
everything.
Q: Is there really a Mrs. Santa
Claus? A: The best way to
know for sure is to ask Santa
Claus next time you see him.
Q: Why do we hear so many
bells at Christmas time? A:
Because so many people ring
them.
Troup County Banner - Thursday, December 5, 2013 - Page 15
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Christmas Questions
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W. LUTHERJONES
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SALVAGE2270 West Point Rd. WE DELIVER (706)845-0507Open Mon. - Sat. 8 a.m. - 6 p.m.
METAL ROOFINGWE HAVE REMODELED & ADDED MUCH MORE!
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Psychiatry
Psychiatry enables us to
correct our faults by
confessing our parents
shortcomings.
- Laurence J. Peter
Even the best psychia-
trist is like a blindfolded
auto mechanic poking
around under your hood
with a giant foam
Were #1 finger.
- Dennis Miller
I told my psychiatristthat everyone hates me.
He said I was being
ridiculous; everyone has-
nt met me yet.
- Rodney Dangerfield
A man goes to a psychi-
atrist. The doctor says,
Youre crazy. The man
says, I want a second
opinion! Okay, youreugly too!
- Henny Youngman
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I saw a truck of Christmas trees
And each one had a tale,
The driver stood them in a row
And put them up for sale.
He strung some twinkly lightsAnd hung a sign up with a nail;
"FRESH CHRISTMAS TREES"
It said in red
"FRESH CHRISTMAS TREES
FOR SALE."
He poured himself hot cocoa In a
steaming thermos cup,
And snowflakes started falling As
a family car pulled up.
A mom, a dad, and one small
boy Who looked no more than
three
Jumped out and started searching
For the perfect Christmas tree.
The boy marched up and downthe rows, His nose high in the air;
"It smells like Christmas, mom! It
smells like Christmas every-
where!"
"Let's get the biggest tree we can!
A tree that's ten miles high!
A tree to go right through our
roof! A tree to touch the sky!"
"A tree SO big "That Santa Claus
Will stop and stare and say,
'Now, THAT'S the finest
Christmas tree I've seen this
Christmas Day!'"
It seemed they looked at every
tree At least three million times;
Dad shook them, pinched them,
turned them 'round To find theperfect pine.
"I've found it, mom! The
Christmas tree I like the best of
all!
It's got a little bare spot, But we'll
turn that to the wall!"
"We'll put great-grandma's angel
On top the highest bough!
Oh, can we buy it? Please, mom,
PLEASE?! Oh, can we buy it
NOW?"
"How 'bout some nice hot
cocoa?"Asked the man who
owned the lot.
He twisted off the thermos top,
"Now, THIS will hit the spot!"
He poured the steaming chocolate
In three tiny paper cups.They toasted, "Here's to
Christmas!" And they drank the
cocoa up.
"Is this your choice?" The tree
man asked, "This pine's the best
one here!"
The boy seemed sad--- "My
daddy says "The price is just too
dear."
"Then, Merry Christmas!" Said
the man, who wrapped the tree in
twine,"It's yours for just one promise.
You must keep at Christmas
time!"
"On Christmas Eve at bedtime As
you fold your hands to pray,
Promise in your heart To keep the
joy of Christmas Day!"
"Now hurry home! This freezy
wind Is turning your cheeks pink!
And ask your dad To trim that
trunk and give that tree a drink!"
And so it went on All that blus-
tery eve
As the tree man gave Tree upon
tree upon tree
To every last person Who came to
the lot-
Who toasted with cocoa In small
paper cups,
Who promised the promise Of
joy in their hearts---
And singing out carols, Drove off
in the dark.
And when it was over One tree
stood alone;
But no one was left there To give
it a home.
The tree man put on his Red
parka and hood
And dragged the last Christmas
tree Out to the woods.
He left the pine right by a stream
In the cold,So the wood's homeless creatures
Could make it their home.
He smiled as he brushed off
Some snow from his beard,
When out of the thicket A rein-
deer appeared.
He scratched that huge reindeer
On top his huge head---
"It looks like we've Started up
Christmas again!"
"There are miles more to travel,And much more to do!
Let's go home, my friend, And
get started anew
He looked to the sky And heard a
jingle bells sound---
And then, In a twinkling, That
tree man wasn't around!
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WUZKENSPAWN SHOPWe Buy Gold Jewelry
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