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Going to church doesn tmake , you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes . you a car

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G o in g t o c h u r c h’ d o e s n t m a k e

, y o u a C h r is t ia n a n y m o r e t h a n s t a n d in g in a

g a r a g e m a k e s .y o u a c a r

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, , F o r e v e r y a c t io n t h e r e is a n e q u a l

a n d o p p o s it e g o v e r n m e n t

.p r o g r a m

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If y o u lo o k lik e y o u r p a s s p o r t

, p ic t u r e y o u p r o b a b ly n e e d

.t h e t r ip

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A c o n s c ie n c e is w h a t h u r t s w h e n

a ll o f y o u r o t h e r p a r t s f e e l s o.g o o d

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M id d le a g e is w h e n b r o a d n e s s

o f t h e m in d a n d n a r r o w n e s s o f

t h e w a is t c h a n g ep la c e s .

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Yo u s h o u ld n o t c o n f u s e y o u r

c a r e e r w it h y o u r.l if e

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E x p e r ie n c e is a . w o n d e r f u l t h in g It

e n a b le s y o u t o r e c o g n is e a

m is t a k e w h e n y o u .m a k e it a g a in

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Yo u s h o u ld n e v e r s a y a n y t h in g t o a

w o m a n t h a t e v e n r e m o t e ly s u g g e s t s

t h a t y o u t h in k’ s h e s p r e g n a n t

u n le s s y o u c a n s e e a n a c t u a l b a b y

e m e r g in g f r o m h e r .a t t h a t m o m e n t

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Th e r e is a lw a y s o n e

m o r e im b e c ile t h a n y o u

.c o u n t e d o n

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N e v e r b e a f r a id t o . t r y s o m e t h in g n e w

R e m e m b e r t h a t a lo n e a m a t e u r b u ilt

. t h e A r k A la r g e g r o u p o f

p r o f e s s io n a ls b u ilt .t h e T it a n ic

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’ It s e a s ie r t o g e t f o r g iv e n e s s t h a n

.p e rm is s io n

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’ D o n t w o r r y w h a t p e o p le, t h in k t h e y

’ d o n t d o it .v e r y o f t e n

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If y o u m u s t c h o o s e , b e t w e e n t w o e v ils

p ic k t h e o n e’ y o u v e n e v e r t r ie d

.b e f o r e

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O p p o r t u n it ie s a lw a y s lo o k b ig g e r g o in g

.t h a n c o m in g

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Th o u s h a lt n o t w e ig h m o r e

.t h a n t h y f r id g e

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, A p e r s o n w h o is , n ic e t o y o u b u t r u d e t o t h e

, w a it e r is n o t a .n ic e p e r s o n

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Th e o n e t h in g t h a t u n it e s a ll h u m a n, b e in g s r e g a r d le s s

, , o f a g e g e n d e r, r e lig io n e c o n o m ic

s t a t u s o r e t h n ic, , b a c k g r o u n d is t h a t

, d e e p d o w n in s id e w e ALL b e lie v e t h a t w e a r e a b o v e

.a v e r a g e d r iv e r s

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’ It s n o t t h e je a n s t h a t m a k e y o u r ……… b u m lo o k f a t

’ i t s t h e f a t

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Ar t if ic ia l in t e ll ig e n c e is n o

m a t c h f o r n a t u r a l.s t u p id it y

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N o b o d y c a r e s if ’ y o u c a n t d a n c e. w e ll J u s t g e t u p .a n d d a n c e

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, , E a t w e ll s t a y f it .d ie a n y w a y