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SLIDESHOW: Your Healthcare Town Hall Meeting Shopping List

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Here's what you should bring if you want to attend a town hall meeting about health care, have a nice day with your family and save Grandma.

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Pringles.

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Sunscreen.

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Some duct tape.

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T-shirts.

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Something to read.

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Lunch.

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Some music.

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Flair.

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Two loaded concealed shotguns, a metal storm, a .50 BMG, sixteen rounds, a gatling gun and two Russian F-1s. IT’S MY RIGHT.

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Racist Obama doll.

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That whole bag of shit Dick Armey told me to bring.

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Copy of Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate.

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Random, confusing patriotic signage unrelated to healthcare.

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Buck knife.

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Obama as Joker from Batman sign that doesn't make any sense.

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A ball to toss around with the kids.

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Obama as Hitler signs.

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Homoerotic Hitler imagery you keep in the middle shelf under the '07 tax returns. 

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A funny beard.

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Something Confederate.

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A baby to use as a prop when you need to bolster your own faulty argument about healthcare reform and scare people. 

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Swine flu. 

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Misplaced righteous indignation.

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Hostages. 

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Print-outs of radical left-wing blogs to wave at your Congressman.