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Comparison in Thank You For Smoking Similarities, Differences, and Degree Kiran, Hanan, Connie, Qasim, Stephanie, Maaz :D

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Comparison in Thank You For Smoking

Similarities, Differences, and Degree

Kiran, Hanan, Connie, Qasim, Stephanie, Maaz :D

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Similarity

I make a living fronting an organization that kills 1,200 human beings a day. Twelve hundred people. We’re talking two Jumbo Jet planeloads of men, women and children.

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Similarity

Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.

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Difference

I’m his father. You’re the guy with his mom.

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Difference

Instead of just acting like sheep when it comes to cigarettes, you should find out for yourself!

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Degree

I mean, there’s Attila (5 million), Genghis (30 million), and me (100 million and counting).

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Degree

Well, the real demonstrated #1 killer in America is cholesterol...If we want to talk numbers, how about the millions of people dying of heart attacks? Perhaps Vermont cheddar should come with a skull and crossbones.