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Some Days It’s Not Even Worth Chewing Through the
Restraints.
Why do psychics have
to ask you your name?
People like you
are the reasonpeople like me
Need Medication!
Your Opinionis
Simply Wrong. . .
5 out of 4people havetrouble with
fractions
If The First Three New Actuators
Didn’t Fix It; Why Do You
Think A Fourth New One Will?
Stress is when you wake up screaming
and then realize you haven’t
gone to sleep yet . . .
Please Don’t Stare:
Jealouslyis SO
unattractive!
So, did you eat a bowl of Stupidfor breakfast?
There is no reason to act
Stupid;Even if you are so good at it…
What do you mean you
need me to work eight days this
week?
Jesus Loves You
(but I’m still His favorite!)
Silly Boys,TRUCKSare for GIRLS
I’m on aDRINKING
TEAMwith a bowling problem
Sarcasm: Just One
More Service I Offer.
I’m Only WearingBLACK
Until They Make
Something Darker
I’m Only Half Evil
333
Especially when you work around so
many asses.
ManureOccuret
h
With Luck and Planning - I’ll
BeAble to Retire Before I’m 100
Am I Just Getting Older or
Is the SupermarketBeginning to Play Really
Great Music?
A Clear Conscience is Usually the
sign of a bad memory
I’m Not Crazy;
I’m Eccentric
It’s All EnglishTo Me
Dr. Edward Deming?
We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Deming!
If you think you have personnel who are not
performing, the most likely causeis a lack of supportfrom management.
U.S. Air Force Supervisor Training Course
You’re SoOpen-minded
Your Brains Fell Out.
Come to think of it,
You Really AREStupid
Today is the TomorrowYou Worried
AboutYesterday
“All I Wanted Was An
Honest Week’s Pay
For An Honest Day’s
Work.”- MSgt. Bilko
There is No Problem That
Can’t Be Made Worse With the Help of Direct Management Involvement.