“Do not ask for a light load but for a strong back.”

“Better slow going somewhere, than fast going nowhere.”

“A crust in comfort better than a feast in fear.”

“Better go to heaven in rags than to hell in embroidery.”

“He has too many lice to feel an itch.”

“A ll cats love fish but fear to wet their paws.”

“If there is a wave there must be a wind.”

“Insects do not nest in a busy door-hinge.”

“Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”

“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.”

“It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.”

“The first“Worrying is like being in a rocking chair, its gives you something to do, but does not get you anywhere.”

“The defect of equality is that we desire it only with our superiors.”

“Those who say that they ‘ sleep like a baby ’ haven’t got one.”

“The World is an Ocean of fools with a few Islands of reason.”

“It now costs more to amuse a child than it did to educate his father.”

“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”

“A ll weddings are similar; but every marriage is different.”

“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices; take it or leave it.”

“Someday, is not a day of the week.”

“Go on the 30 day diet – (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days.”

“Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down.”

“K indness, a language deaf people can hear and blind can see.”

Music: Mirel Reznik