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The History of Seduction
First there was Seduction and it waspretty SIMPLE and EASY
- Everyone was heavenly naked all the time !!! -
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But all mighty - unCool – party pooper God didn’t really like it and covered everyone with
clothes !
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This is from where the “I got you under my spell “ quote came from !
So women had to start using Magic
Some spells were niceCharming spellsCheering charmFashion charms
Others weren’t Erectum Levosia ( for an immediate case of snaporgasm ! )
Accio WalletConfundo husbandExpelliramus clothesLanglock nagging-husbandLegilimens
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Then women created an elaborate complex seduction system : they learned to use clothes, paint and silicon …
Fashion
Red Lipsticks
High Heels
JewelryDresses
Mini-Skirts
Plastic Surgery
Make up
Hot Lingerie
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But now an important break through is being made !
Women are emulating and building computer based seduction algorithms. Complete commands are being re-defined
Turn on BF Unzip
MountConnect
Downloadzip
Sleep
Turn offTurn down
Are having whole new meanings !
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fsck
However challenges are faced :
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- Over heat causing hard on failure- Multi-threading - Security : fighting viruses and different infections ( HIV )- Virtualization : having virtual BF or long term relationships....- Time management and resource allocation
While faith and trust in advanced technologystill remain strong, some days I can’t help myself * sigh * ahh the good old ways of the good old days work best… no ?
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