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When a man smokes most of his life and dies of lung cancer,

his family blames the Tobacco Company!

When someone crashes their car while driving home drunk,

they blame the bartender!

If a man chops off his finger while slicing carrots at work,

he blames the restaurant!

If your children are obnoxious and lacking manners,

you blame television!

When an innocent person is shot by a madman,

you blame the gun maker!

And if a terrorist breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot but passengers kill him instead, the family of the dead terrorist,

BLAME THE AIRLINE!

I must be getting too old to understand our world as it is nowadays,

so, if I die while sitting in front of my computer, I ask you to blame...

BILL GATES!!!