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●Step 1: Wake up Early

The matches are relatively late (17.00 PM) so you have plenty of time to do all the chores you must during the day.

● Make yourself a cup of coffee to start the day Go to work Work Get yourself beer and munchies

●Step 2: Be prepared

5 minutes before the match starts, be sure you've prepared all the necessary tools you'll need.

● Check if the beer is cold● Take out the vacuum cleaner and put it in a starting

position● Be sure to have a squeegee and cleaning tools near.

Window cleaners recommend also a microfiber cloth for the drying

● A mop should be placed on a strategical position near the entrance of the TV room

●Step 3: The Laundry

When you see Neymar collapses on the field like a dying swan, go put your laundry in the washing machine. You'll have some minutes

● One minute of him lying down in in enormous pain● Two minutes of him and his teammates arguing with the

referee to give a red card● Three more minutes for the opposing team trying to

explain they haven't even touched him

●Step 4: Window Cleaning

If there is a penalty for Spain and Ramos gets behind the ball, it's time to clean your windows. Chances are when he miss the shot the ball could be seen trough your window on it's way to the moon and you definitely don't want to miss seeing this social landmark.

●Step 5: Vacuuming

We all hope England makes it trough the groups. But if we go to penalty shoot outs, better go vacuum. We all know our success rate when it comes to that and you don't want to look or even hear what's gonna happen. So make yourself a favour and don't witness the massacre. Instead clean.

●Step 5: Vacuuming

We all hope England makes it trough the groups. But if we go to penalty shoot outs, better go vacuum. We all know our success rate when it comes to that and you don't want to look or even hear what's gonna happen. So make yourself a favour and don't witness the massacre. Instead clean.