The attitude of Chicagoans is the ketchup on the plate
SOME RURAL AMERICANS ARE LOOKING AT ME CRAZIER THAN MY DISTANT POLISH RELATIVES DO
A few of my relatives were curious why I dont want to go HERE all the time
Some of my former coworkers couldnt believe
I had never eaten HEREIn actuality I prefer to go HERE some of the time
THE COOL KIDS FROM OUT OF TOWN THINK WERE ALL ASSHOLES, BUT THEYRE STREAMING JEREMIH
LIKE A MOFO
MY BALL PLAYER BUDDY TOLD ME TO FIND A NICE SUBURBAN GIRL, DONT MESS WITH NO CITY WIFE
Fancy KetchupChicago is pretentiousOne time I was waiting in the ER, and a patient said they came to the ER because they ate bad ketchupThe ER person was likeSome rural Americans are looking at me crazier than my distant Polish relatives doThe cool kids from out of town think were all assholes, but theyre streaming Jeremih like a mofoMy ball player buddy told me to find a nice suburban girl, dont mess with NO city wifeSlide Number 7
