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  • CHICAGO IS PRETENTIOUS

    No, were crazy

  • The attitude of Chicagoans is the ketchup on the plate

  • SOME RURAL AMERICANS ARE LOOKING AT ME CRAZIER THAN MY DISTANT POLISH RELATIVES DO

    A few of my relatives were curious why I dont want to go HERE all the time

    Some of my former coworkers couldnt believe

    I had never eaten HEREIn actuality I prefer to go HERE some of the time

  • THE COOL KIDS FROM OUT OF TOWN THINK WERE ALL ASSHOLES, BUT THEYRE STREAMING JEREMIH

    LIKE A MOFO

  • MY BALL PLAYER BUDDY TOLD ME TO FIND A NICE SUBURBAN GIRL, DONT MESS WITH NO CITY WIFE

  • Fancy KetchupChicago is pretentiousOne time I was waiting in the ER, and a patient said they came to the ER because they ate bad ketchupThe ER person was likeSome rural Americans are looking at me crazier than my distant Polish relatives doThe cool kids from out of town think were all assholes, but theyre streaming Jeremih like a mofoMy ball player buddy told me to find a nice suburban girl, dont mess with NO city wifeSlide Number 7

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