Annoying Things Your Annoying Things Your

Spouse May Do!Spouse May Do!

Written By: Betty A. CárdenasWritten By: Betty A. Cárdenas

SneezingSneezing

Not covering their nose when they sneeze!

They have the napkin in their hand, yet they still manage to bathe you with their boogers!

Sneezing so loud and continuously that it completely ruins the conversation you were having!

HoggingHogging

When they hog the blanket at night!

They hog the remote!Sometimes they even hog the food!

FightingFighting

When you’re play fighting and they take it too far. Girls think their punches don’t hurt the guys!

When you’re trying to have an adult argument and they get all up on your face without letting you talk!

Over ReactingOver Reacting

When they exaggerate by making little s*** into a HUGE pile!

TicklingTickling

They tickle you with no intent of ever stopping! Meanwhile you feel that you can’t even breathe!

Too Much Sugar?!?Too Much Sugar?!?

When they want to ALWAYS be with you, and hugging you, and kissing you, and they’re all over you!

Wait a minute those last two weren’t Wait a minute those last two weren’t so bad! Being with us all the time so bad! Being with us all the time

isn’t so bad cause we love being with isn’t so bad cause we love being with them to! We love the attention they them to! We love the attention they

give us especially when we’re cooking give us especially when we’re cooking and they snuggle in from behind to and they snuggle in from behind to

kiss and caress our neck! And kiss and caress our neck! And tickling, we enjoy it when they make tickling, we enjoy it when they make

us laugh it’s one of their best us laugh it’s one of their best features!features!

The truth is, all of their “annoying” The truth is, all of their “annoying” habits our spouses may have aren’t habits our spouses may have aren’t really as annoying as we think. They really as annoying as we think. They

are just a part of the person we are just a part of the person we dearly love, the person we are dearly love, the person we are

dedicating the rest of our life to! And dedicating the rest of our life to! And when you’re done thinking of all when you’re done thinking of all

these “annoying” habits, you realize these “annoying” habits, you realize that if your spouse were to step out that if your spouse were to step out

of your life, even if for just a few of your life, even if for just a few days. . . those “annoying habits” are days. . . those “annoying habits” are some of the things you would miss some of the things you would miss

the most!the most!