Satanic Fart

Muhammad, the prophet of Islam had some very unusual views about Satan.For instance ...

Satanic Urine

Muhammad thought that Satan urinated in people’s ears !!!

Bukhari 1093 البخارى صحيح

قام ما أصبح حتى نائما زال ما فقيل رجل وسلم عليه الله صلى النبي عند ذكر أذنه في الشيطان بال فقال الصالة إلى

http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&BookID=24&TOCID=737

Bukhari :: Book 2 :: Volume 21 :: Hadith 245

Narrated 'Abdullah :A person was mentioned before the Prophet (p.b.u.h) and he was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said, "Satan urinated in his ears."

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/002.021.245.html

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Satanic Yawning

Muhammad also thought that yawning is from Satan !!!

Bukhari 5869 البخارى صحيح

فإذا التثاؤب ويكره العطاس يحب الله إن وسلم عليه الله صلى النبي عنيشمته أن سمعه مسلم كل على فحق الله فحمد هو عطس فإنما التثاؤب وأما

الشيطان الشيطان من منه ضحك ها قال فإذا استطاع ما فليرده

http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&BookID=24&TOCID=3460

Bukhari :: Book 8 :: Volume 73 :: Hadith 242

Narrated Abu Huraira:The Prophet said, "Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning, so if someone sneezes and then praises Allah, then it is obligatory on every Muslim who heard him, to say: May Allah be merciful to you (Yar-hamuka-l-lah). But as regards yawning, it is

from Satan, so one must try one's best to stop it, if one says 'Ha' when yawning, Satan will laugh at him."

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/008.073.242.html

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Satanic Nose

Muhammad believed that Satan enters one's nose at nightime !!!

Bukhari 3121 البخارى صحيح

فتوضأ منامه من أحدكم أراه استيقظ إذا قال وسلم عليه الله صلى النبي عن خيشومه على يبيت الشيطان فإن ثالثا فليستنثر

http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&TOCID=2023&BookID=24&PID=3123

Bukhari :: Book 4 :: Volume 54 :: Hadith 516

Narrated Abu Huraira:The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/004.054.516.html

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Satanic Dream

He also believed that a bad dream is from Satan !!!

Bukhari 3118 البخارى صحيح

الشيطان من والحلم الله من الصالحة الرؤيا وسلم عليه الله صلى النبي قالفإنها شرها من بالله وليتعوذ يساره عن فليبصق يخافه حلما أحدكم حلم فإذا

تضره ال

http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&TOCID=2023&BookID=24&PID=3120

Bukhari :: Book 4 :: Volume 54 :: Hadith 513

Narrated Abu Qatada:The Prophet said, "A good dream is from Allah, and a bad or evil dream is from Satan; so if anyone of you has a bad dream of which he gets afraid, he should spit on his left side and should seek Refuge with Allah from its evil, for then it will not harm him."

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/004.054.513.html

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Satanic Fart

Muhammad believed that Satan passes wind with noise !!!

Bukhari 3111 البخارى صحيح

ضراط وله الشيطان أدبر بالصالة نودي إذا وسلم عليه الله صلى النبي قالاإلنسان بين يخطر حتى أقبل قضي فإذا أدبر بها ثوب فإذا أقبل قضي فإذا

ثالثا يدر لم فإذا أربعا أم صلى أثالثا يدري ال حتى وكذا كذا اذكر فيقول وقلبه السهو سجدتي سجد أربعا أو صلى

Bukhari :: Book 1 :: Volume 11 :: Hadith 582

Narrated Abu Huraira:Allah's Apostle said, "When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and passes wind with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan. When the Adhan is completed he comes back and again takes to his heels when the Iqama is pronounced and after its completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart of the person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that causes him to forget how much he has prayed."

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/001.011.582.html

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If Muhammad was truly Allah’s apostle, then what he taught came from Allah and must be true. But, if what he said is so outlandish and absurd that it cannot be true,

then how can he be an apostle of Allah?The logic is inescapable.

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MUSLIMS, keep your heads down.The world has read your books and history,

there’s no place for fairy tales or lies.

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See also: Stoned by Monkeys

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