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uwplubfqn u v~k mdbl}ni uqehfj~ wlpqfio( u~fl`~ q kbvjn }ulnmd olhieu n nmd oljni + aifj~md
n fpyenmd u }vbjni opbmluiel u~mqipwbjnb + lpbq qb`hlolub pymd u wplknijny fumd onhlkivpu(
l mq~k wlunbflknljl qbpujl kben}vpbv( abo n f~pioma oljmipjy ]lhih @ljid*
Fub fjn wjnia( jbv~mdknb}v wl lvpq~kbjny vihiepbky( wlupmn q Aiplqlhnk~ flovlp Oun`n}qiu
n qjbhbq }ua ypqf wpqiupmlj~ fl ep~ jlebkn1 ypqfjnm~ }qyobam~ u bpmdnuyk whbjy pikljvy
}opq~lubjnb Bhhij`~+Plv}mdnhf qjbhihn fub mbonik q }l` }wpqimqji wplaiov~ n jnov jni unifqnb(
ovp~ ai}v ubmnu~* Flovlp Oun`n}qiu obqb }l`ni wlobqb whbj~( u l`y qjbhbq wlubji y}vipon
flv~mqmi objbhnqbman( }oniplub unm mb floykijvbma fl knia}oniel u~fqnby ulfjl+
objbhnqbm~ajiel* Jbmqihjno viel u~fqnby yfb }n aifjbo ubjni u ubjia }wpbuni fl Dbac~( u hbf
qb jnk wl}bjl unm whbj~ }wimabhj~k oypnipik* Upmn~ `iqqulmqjni( u}qihbol q yube( i mdlfqn
=Fl}lujni l}nl* U kluni wlvlmqjia1 Vboniel fypjnb abo wbj ai}qmqi jni }wlvobik*
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md~`b laboni jniwlplqyknijni( wljniub Vih Bunu jni kb u lehi bfjia elfjia yuben }nimn
objbhnqbm~ajia*
Wl obpj~k wpqijni}nijny flovlpb Oun`n}qiub fl Knjn}vip}vub Dbjfhy knbjlubjl jbmqihjnonik
u~fqnby Mdbnkb Wcinccij}vinjb* Vij( wpqi}vyfnlubu}q~ epyjvlujni mbi fl}}nip( lwbvpq~ vimqon
leplkj~kn mqipulj~kn qjbobkn qbw~vbjnb n lfi}b ai fl Knjn}vip}vub Pl`v Wy`hnmqj~md q wpl`l u~abjnijni( lfof vl wbjyai qb}bfb( i knjn}vip}vul plqwbvpyai wb}vului wplaiov~ `yfluhbji
`iq ywpqifjniel }olj}yhvlubjnb }n q ubfqbkn olkyjbhj~kn*
V~kmqb}ik Obqnknipq @hbyknhmd wpq~ bolkwbjnbkijmni y}vbunmqjiel vbvbvbvb n u jnilfmqj~k
vlubpq~}vuni mqvipimd qbpfqiunb~md `imqio flvbp ay fl yhnm~ Pbk`bk* @iqpbfjni wpq~ehfbhn }n
kni}qobm~ Bhhij`~ Plbf( abo vb jnief~ piwpiqijvbm~ajb bpvipnb olkyjnobm~ajb qknijnb }n
u u~`ln}v~ vpbov wpqiq wy}v~jn q b}cbhvluiel epyqy( ovp~ jbuiv wni}n wpqi`~uba q jbauno}q~k
vpyfik*
Bhi fbhiol `~l ai}qmqi fl olmb olwlvu" Jb }oyvio u~mqijnb q pymdy Bhhij`~ Plbf n `yhubpyPlv}mdnhfb `lmqji yhnmi qbmq~ wob u }qubmd n u~kbeb~ jniqulmqjiel wl}qipqijnb* Pqf
wl}vbjlun plqwn}b wpq~ky}lu wl~mqo jbplflu( `~ qfl`~ lfwlunifjni plfon cnjbj}lui*
Qub~u}q~ qb( i wpqi}yjnmni qbaiqfjn byvl`y}luia jb wjlm lobqbl }n qi uqehfu
vimdjnmqj~md jniklhnui( wl}vbjlunljl }wni}qjni u~`ypq~ fqnihjnm kni}qobjnlu Pb``n ]mdkymo*
Mdbnk Wcinccij}vinj( ovpiel bplebjmo njvipwihbma Knjn}vip}vul Pl`v Wy`hnmqj~md qupmnl q fl
mnipwonkn yubebkn( ql~ `ypkn}vpqlun lfwlunifjn pbwlpv( wl mq~k qbfb lf oljmipjy ]lhih @ljid
jbv~mdknb}vlu~md n flobfj~md njclpkbman l wl}vwbmd pl`v*
Lfwlunif Wnlvpb Bkbhb( f~piovlpb ]lhih @ljid fl }wpbu wplaiovlubjnb n wpqi`yflu~ yhnm( jni
jb}yubb bfj~md uvwhnulmn( i `fmb wpqifknlvik njvipwihbman }wpbub ql}vbjni plqwbvpqljb
q mb ujnohnulmn* Lfwn}~ olpi}wljfijman wpqi}bjl fl mijvpbhn wpqi}nifhimqia Beijman ~flu}onia*
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b knjn}vip}vuik q~}obb uwpbufqni wlwbpmni ieqioyv~u~ Dn}vbfpyvdy6( ql}vbb aifjbo lfpqymljb
wpqiq `ypkn}vpqb Vih Bunuy fqnbbamiel u wlplqyknijny q f~pioma olkyjnobman knia}onia( wljniub
+ nmd qfbjnik + ubpyjonik u}vwj~k abonmdolhunio plqku unjjl `~ u}vpq~kbjni u}qihonmd pl`v*
Bhhij`~ Plbf v~kmqb}ik qknijnb }n jni fl wlqjbjnb1 knfq~ ubbkn epyqy `ivljluiel
n kbobfbkluiel mnej }n e`lon pu wlop~v~ epy` ubp}vu w~y* Q wlfqnypbunlj~md pyp
ulflmnelu~md vp~}ob~ u~}lol iciovluji cljvbjj~* Flk~ kni}qobhji lwy}vl}qb~*
Vipbq flwnipl( u }qmq~vlu~k wyjomni op~q~}y( yabujnb }n mbb wlhnv~mqjb fbhioluqplmqjl Wnlvpb
Bkbhb ml fl unbp~ u }oyvimqjl jielmabman* Qbwpl}n lj Mdbnkb Wcinccij}vinjb fl }ni`ni jb
oljcipijma n wl unihlelfqnjj~md( elpm~md fi`bvbmd yqelfjnljl wlehf( i pl`lv~ fplelui jbhi~
aifjbo qbuni}n( wpq~jbakjnia fl mqb}y( b u~wluni }n u mbia }wpbuni }wimabhjni wlulbjb olkn}ab
wbphbkijvbpjb* Wplvlo wlplqyknijnb wpqi}bjl u clpkni kiklpbjfyk fl Eb`njivy Knjn}vpu
n fl Objmihbpnn Wpiq~fijvb*
6Mijvpbhb qunqou qbulflu~md $wpq~w* vykbmqb.*
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U}q~}voni vi eijnbhji wlmnejnmnb }vb~ }n aifjbo jbehi jnibovybhji* Obqnknipq @hbyknhmd( fqnon
qjbolknviky wlk~}lun }opmijnb u hiul( ai}qmqi viel }bkiel unimqlpy flvbp fl klpqb*
Vl( ml wlvik jb}vwnl( jni ai}v ay jnmq~k l}l`hnu~k + wl wpl}vy ulfb klp}ob ufbpb }n fl objby(
ovp~ `~ jnief~ aiqfjn Bhhij`~ Plbf( n yfipq~b }wnijnlj~kn cbhbkn u `pqie jb `yhubpqi Plv}mdnhfb*
Jni yw~jl unihi mqb}y( jnk knb}vl }wl}vpqiel njvipi}yami klhnulmn( ovpi }vulpq~b jlub
}~vybmab* Uopvmi wlabun~ }n vbo}uon ulfji( b u hbf qb jnkn wnipu}qi wp~ubvji klvlpuon* ~mni
lfplfqnl }n jb jlul*
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u }ipfimqj~md }lubmd u~pbqn oljmipjlun ]lhih @ljid wlfqnolubjni qb whbjlui n vipknjlui
qpibhnqlubjni vbo enebjv~mqjiel qbfbjnb njui}v~m~ajiel lpbq wlnjclpklub l`~ubvihn( i Vih Bunu
`fqni lfvf y~ub v~vyy Uijiman @hn}oniel U}mdlfy*
Wb}on jykip wlolay( }np
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Wb }oniplub kjni fl u~lljia kbpkypbkn pimiwman( efqni abon u~}q~beijv }y` vbaj~md wlfb
kn fl unbflklmn ka jykip wlolay1 295* Jykip ql}vb jniqulmqjni ujni}nlj~ wpqiq wbqnb fl
jlvi}y* Vbaj~ beijv upmq~ kn u~}bfqbj~ fnbkijvbkn ohymq q fuyfqni}vlmqviplobpbvluiel qlvb*
Uoplmq~ik fl wlolay jykip 295 n wlmqik }n plqwbolu~ub* Ef~ qbwpbejik yk~ pmi(
qbyub~ik( i `pbo k~fb* Qbfquljnik wl jniulhjnm* Wpq~jnl}b kn qbunjnvi u mihlcbj(nkwlpvlubji q Dlhh~ullf k~fiol( n qbw~vbb1
+ Wb}on jykip wlolay( }np
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njj~md kbjnip* Pqim `~ kljb + unqnijj~md* Ef~ wpqif}vbunbik }n olky( jni u~knijnbik
jbqun}ob( himq kunik1
+ 295* @bpfql kn wpq~aikjni*
+ Kjni pujni + lfwlunifqnb o}n Uinjebpvjip( }qic pimiwman( uwn}yam jniqulmqjni u jlvi}ni1Wpqif}v* jp 295*
Jbehi aifjbo }~vybmab mbonik }n qknijnb* ]nifqnbik ubjni jb Vbpb}ni Bkiv~}vlu~k n e`lol
uf~mdbik wiji lqljy wlunivpqi unimqlpji( ef~ q`hn~ }n fl kjni aifij q jbfqlpmu vpq~kbam
u poy jlvi}*
+ 295 + wlunifqnbik* + U}wbjnbi wlunivpqi*
+ 95 + qbjlvlub jbfqlpmb* + Fqnoya( }np*
Ay mdmnbik }wpl}vlub wlk~o( ef~ jbehi abob vbaikjnmqb }nb kjni lf viel wlu}vpq~kbb*Fqnubmqji k~hn qbmq~ op~ u kia eluni n oljmijvplub }n ulo mbonik jlu~md( unihmi
l`nimyam~md klhnulmn***
Unimqlpik u pi}vbypbman qbkunik io}vpb fy( io}vpb u~}kblj wlpma uvp`on mnihmia*
+ Jykip wlolay< + qbw~vb oihjip( `~~ wyolujno ophiu}onia eubpfnn wpq~`lmqjia*
+ 59 + lfwlunifqnbik*
+ 59 + qbjlvlub wyolujno* + Fqnoya( }np*
Vbo vl }n plqwlmql n fqnon viky wpl}viky lfop~mny kleik pibhnqlub u mney jb}vwj~md fjn
vboni ~mqijnb( labonmd wpqifvik qfbpqbl kn }n kbpq~ ui jni*
Fub pbq~ wlw~jik }l`ni }wimabhjni fhb kjni u~jbav~k hyo}y}lu~k abmdvik $59.( vpq~ pbq~
qbmdmnbl kn }n lehfb njf~a}oni vbjmipon `pqymdb $59.( pbq u~}vw vpyw~ hnhnwyvu $59.* Jni `~l fhb
kjni pqimq~ q`~v hyo}y}luia* Aihn ay }n ai}v jb umqb}bmd( jni ulhjl `~ kbl}volu~k* Ovl ai}v
kbl}volu~( jnimd }nifqn u flky bh`l dlfyai m~vp~j~*
Wl fumd u}wbjnb~md v~elfjnbmd lwymnik dlvih* O}n Uinjebpvjip upmq~ kn pbmdyjio
oljvpb}~ejlubj~ wpqiq Aiel Hlpflu}o U~}lol F~piovlpb Dlvihy* Lwniub u}q~}voniel jb =>7
cyjvu* U via oulmni knimn~ }n ay u}qihoni unbfmqijnb jni l`avi p~mqbvik1 k~fl $9(+.(njclpkbmab $=(27.( uf~mdbjni wlunivpqb unimqlpik $6(>7. n onhob njj~md fpl`nbqeu*
K}onk ymn}onik fljn wliejbik wip}ljih* Eijipblun `p~ebf~ upmq~ik 277 cyjvu( aiel
bfnyvbjvlun + 97 cyjvu3*
Ef~ u}nbfbik fl vbo}uon( u pimiwman plqiepbb }n wpq~opb }mijb* Wiunij epy`~( ~}~ wbj fl}vb
jbwbfy }qby* Pub jb }vpqw~ pjiel plfqbay pbmdyjon( b q aiel jni}ollpf~jlubj~md lopq~ou
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u~jnobl( i bjn ky }n jn wbmn 0377 cyjvu qb 0> wlpman }kbljia uvp`on( ovpia bjn jni
qbkbunb( bjn jni }wl~ub* @~l u v~k ml qbu}v~fqbamiel*
Mq~ jbwpbuf jni kljb vbonmd fpl`nbqeu qbbvunb njbmqia( abo v~hol jnilwbjlubj~k opq~onik
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+ Lfupmlji fjik fl ep~ yubb }n qb }nifqn}ol piqipului*
Al}}ihi lfjlvlub unbfpl abol jbfu~o*
El}wlfbpq uwbf u }qb1
+ Viel ay qb unihi" Abo`~k jni fl wbmn ubk wlfbvou"
+ Mqiel wbj mdmi lfi kjni< + piwhnolub Al}}ihi q jniunjj knj* + Ab ai}vik v~hol vbonk kb~k(
kbhyvonk ypqfjnonik( ovp~ ky}n u~olj~ub l`lunqyami nj}vpyomai*
Wl mq~k( }wlapqbu}q~ u}wmqyaml u lmq~ l`niovlun }u~md nj}vpyoman( wlnjclpklub1
+ Mb~ opbk `fqni wbjb ol}qvlub ml vbo loll 057 cyjvu*
Wbjn flky( u~pbjni vb `bpfqnia vpulhnub wllub kbi}vub( mdmnbb ynmn jbhijl jbv~mdknb}v*
Al}}ihi lfkun wpq~amnb wnijnfq~* Jni `~ u }vbjni jb knia}my l`hnmq~ lf}ivio n obp qb qulo*
Wlvik wliejbhnk~ }n*
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wlfbvonik =>7 cyjvu u }obhn plmqjia*
U mney elfqnj~ l`}y~hnk~ u vij }wl}` mb~ flk*
Mlolhunio `~ }n wpqimnuol jb}qiky kben}vpbvlun pqiol( vpqi`b aifjbo wpq~qjb( i fqnon jniky
kljb jnionif~ }wfqn mbonik njvipi}yami wlwlyfjni*
Pibomab bmymdlub
Jnov jni qky}qb nknepbjvu( b`~ fhb nfin u}vwlubhn fl on`ymu* Jb}q jnify~ opbno lcipyai }qiploni
n hyopbv~uji wi}wiov~u~ vboi njnmabv~uni wp~ubvjia*
Ef~ jb wpq~obf plqiafqni }nwlel}ob( i abon jlul wpq~`~~ ~f lvpq~kb qiqulhijni jb wpq~uq
wyfiob neni( mb~ nehbj~ p~jio nqpbih}on wlwbfb u fqno wbjno* Wyfiol neni qb}wlobab wlvpqi`~ viel
opbay jb wn hbv* U vbonmd u~wbfobmd jb}n eijny}qi cnjbj}lun $b kbk~ vbonmd( jni v~hol
ula}olu~md". qjbafya jbv~mdknb}v pujni eijnbhji plqunqbjni* Qbqu~mqba u~oywya qi `iqmij mb~
qbwb} neni jb }wbjnolubj~k p~joy( b wyfiol nknepbjvb l}vijvbm~ajni qbvbwnba u klpqy* Wl mq~k
py`ya kbp q~}oy n qbpb`nba oplmni* Jbhi~ qbyub~( i wpq~ via lwipbman umbhi jni ai}v oljnimqji(
b`~ u wyfioy nknepbjvb cbov~mqjni qjbaflub~ }n ne~* Mdlfqn l vl( i`~ aboni wyfiol bh`l u lehi
abon wpqifknlv wlfl`j~ fl wyfiob ql}vb upqymlj~ fl klpqb*
Wpqiubjni oywm~ n pqiknihjnm~ jni mni}q }n u v~k opbay vbonk }qbmyjonik abo mdl`~ u ]vbjbmd
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wlwpbujn abo Bkip~objni* Jnef~ jni qbwlkj viel }qiumb q @pljty( ovp~ u~uni}n u }ulnk lojni
leplkj~ whbobv q jbwn}ik1 Jbwpbunbk `yv~( wlfmqb} ef~ ohnijv mqiob* Qpiwiplub kn l`yuni
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u mney vpqimd kni}nm~ n jni fb }n qbwpqimq~( i u mney v~md vpqimd kni}nm~ n}vlvjni mqiobik jb
}ulai `yv~* Bkip~ob}m~ pqiknihjnm~ } `bpfql }lujn*
U Bjehnn obf~ lamnim uni kjnia unmia( onk `fqni aiel }~j1 wniobpqik( wpqik~}lumik mq~
ypqfjnonik wb}vulu~k( hlpfik mq~ }lmabhn}v $bh`l aifj~k n fpyenk.* Jni y jb} vboni pqimq~" Y jb}
jbuiv flplhn jni kba mq}vl wlamnb( abo `f qbpb`nbhn jb ~mni jb}vwjiel fjnb* Qfbpqbl }n( iovl qbebfjnv~ jb yhnm~ labon bfpi} qbmq~jb lf via mdunhn qbpl`olub abol wpqiulfjno vyp~}v~mqj~*
Ab $i`~ wlpy}q~ upi}qmni njvipi}yam~ jb} vikbv.( ab wplfyoya l}vbvjnl kb}q~j~ wpbhjnmqi*
Wnipulvjni ywpbunbik qbuf pqi`nbpqb( ml jni u~ohymqbl vi cyjoman }vpb jlmjiel( qbjnk
ql}vbik wn}bpqik* N `~`~k md~`b jbfbh ihiovplkimdbjnonik( ef~`~ ]wniehluni jni qbwpl}nhn jb}
uvif~ fl }ni`ni*
@~ mdlfj~ unimqp jnifqnihj~( ef~ wl}qhnk~ q unq~v fl ]wniehu* U mney fumd elfqnj
u~jyfqnhnk~ }nvbo knipvihjni( abo jnef~ u ~mny* U~qjba vl jnimdvjni( `l ]wniehluni( }qmqiehjni
lj + Bypih( } }~kwbv~mqj~kn hyfkn n wpqikn~kn el}wlfbpqbkn* Bhi plqklub }n abol jni ohinbn loll fqni}nvia ky}nihnk~ ay jnikbh wlfwnipb wlunion qbwbobkn* L uw fl aifijb}via
qplqyknbik( i aihn }n jbv~mdknb}v jni wlfipu( vl qb`pbojni kn }n jbuiv jb l`yfqijni lj~*
Kl`nhnqyam pi}qvon ijipenn wlfjnl}ik }n n lunbfmq~ik el}wlfbpqlk( i ky}nk~ ay nmd wliejb*
+ Jni" Viel jbk jni klimni qpl`n" + q opq~onik u~pubb }n qi }uia fpqikon wbjn ]wnieih* + Wl ml vij
wlwnimd
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Wl mq~k umn}j jb}( wlmqmnunim( q wluplvik fl byvb n qbunq jb ubmnu~ wpq~}vbjio( efqni jni `~l
bjn ~uia fy}q~* Bypih( jni wlffbam }n qkmqijny( }vbpbjjni qbmq }vyfnlub plqobf abqf~* Wl
mdunhn mnoni ui}vmdjnijni u~publ }n q aiel wni}n1
+ Ba( ba( ba" L}vbvjn byvl`y} lfaimdb wpqif wnmnlkb knjyvbkn* Vl }vpb}qji" ]wjnmni }n jb vl ubji
}wlvobjni*
+ Jni }qolfqn + }vbpbik }n el y}wloln* + Vboni ubji vl ljl qju jni `~l*
+ Jl( jl" Jni ywnipb`~ }n vbo q u~amnik( ef~`~ jni `~l ubji*** Bhi unimni ml< Wl wpl}vy wlfpqym
ub} }ulnk ulqik*
+ L( jb vl jni wlqulh" + opq~ojik* + Elmnjjl vi kb }ulai epbjnmi"
+ Bjn }lub unmia + plq}vpq~ej }wpbu Bypih* + Lob `~k fqn u jlm~ jni qkpy~( ef~`~k ub}
jbv~mdknb}v jni lfunq fl Wivbmd Vnoub*
N wlaimdbhnk~* U mqb}ni mbia fplen ohmqihnk~ q lj jb v~hj~k }nifqijny( vwl wbvpqm jb
lffbhbami }n unbvb Vi Bunuy( wijn jbamqbpjnia}q~md k~hn*
Wivbmd Vnoub wbunl }n u belfj~k univhi o}n~mb*
+ Abon bfpi}< + qbw~vb Bypih n }vykn qniujnmni*
Ka yk~} qbmq elpmqolul wpbmlub* Aif~j~k bfpi}ik( abon u Wivbmd Vnoub qjbik( `~ dlvih
Ep~j}qwbjb4( n vl v~hol fhbviel( i onif~ kni}qob vbk aifij q klnmd unipq~mnihn* Qupmnik }n unm
fl Bypihb1
+ U~}bf jb}( wpl}q( wpqif Ep~j}qwbjik*
Upi}qmni byvl wpq~}vbjl* Ai}qmqi pbq wlfqnolubhnk~ Bypihlun qb aiel qjniubhbam ymq~jjl
n uoplmq~hnk~ fl dlvihy* Wpq~a jb} wlpvnip jlmj~ +abol jni jbahiwnia y}wl}l`nlj~*
+ K~ v~hol jb mdunhimqo + wlunifqnbik kpyeju}q~ fl jniel* + Qbpbq }l`ni wafqnik~*
Ef~ vbo }vbhnk~ mqiobam jb ficnjnv~uj~ lfabqf byvb Bypihb( jbehi klab ljb b }n qbmdunbb1
+ Lj upbmb + u~}qiwvbb*
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Jniqbflulhijni wlpvnipb wlf}olmq~l lai}qmqi aifij }vlwni*
+ Ml }n vy fqniai< Olel wbj ubmnui }qyob
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+ Aihn kjni wbj kb jb k~hn( vl*** ykunik }n vy jb }wlvobjni*** Jl unm opvol n uqlubvl***
ky}q q jnk qbpbq plqkbunb*
+ Abo }n jbq~ub vij el
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+ B unm( wbjni Dip}qolunmq*** Kbk njvipi} fl wbjb***
+ Abon njvipi}+95+=6+02+4>( wpq~obfb}q
}ymdbuo fl ymdb n q plqol}q u}ymdyai}q }n u `pqmqmi `ymqijni( ovpi a u~wijnb* Wl mdunhn
}~}q~}q opvoni ohno n }~ejb u~ulyam~ plqkum* B wlvik + qfykniubami" + ovl lfhie~
l fubjbmni v~}nm~ onhlkivpu wlfjl}n }ymdbuo*
+ Mnlmnb Cp~fb< + w~vb}q wlfjnimlj~*
+ Jni + lfwlunbfb abon `b}*
+ Mq~ vl ai}v jykip 772+02+=>+95+=6+02+4>4*
+ Jni wlql}vbai wbjy jnm njjiel( abo v~hol wlmqu}q~ lf viel flky hnmq~ u}vimq( b flafqni wbj fl
jykipy 9* Jni kb }n wbj mqiel u}v~fqn +ab }bk vi vbo jnipbq pl`n( ef~ mdm }n flunifqni( efqni
kni}qobk*
Qb}vl}lubik }n fl via pbf~ n lfhnmq~u}q~ lf 2>4 u}vimq ml vpqi`b( wiij jbfqnin qbfquljnik fl
fpqun( jb ovpi u~wbfl* Lvulpq~b abob }vbp}qb fbkb1
+ Wpq~opl kn( vy ai}v jykip 070 + lunbfmq~b*
Jb kla yube( i kli ai}v vl aifjbo jykip 9( u~abjnb kn belfjni( n vbob klhnul u lehi jni
umdlfqn u pbmdy`( `lunik ypqf whbjlubjnb wpqi}vpqijjiel wpqiq wlk~o wljykiplub flk~
wl l`y }vpljbmd yhnm~ jykipbkn wbpq~}v~kn* U via mdunhn obf~ jykip u~}vwyai fuyoplvjni1 pbq
abol wbpq~}v~ hiul}vpljj~( pbq abol wbpq~}v~ wpbul}vpljj~* B jykip~ lf =0 fl 33 qjbafya }n
u lehi wl fpyenia }vpljni knb}vb( u via mqmn yhnm~( ovpb wlwpqifjnl jl}nb nkn Ayhny}qb
Cnjoih}vinjb( b l`imjni ai}v yhnm Olohy}qlu*
+ Jb knl `l}o +aojik* + Wpqimni vl ai}v yhnmb( ovpia }qyobk* @~ik wpqioljbj~( i ljb ai}v vy(
efqni vipbq ai}vik~*
+ Jni( jni + }vbp}qb wbjn ijipenmqjni wlvpq}jb elu* + Vb yhnmb lf ayvpb `fqni }n jbq~ubb
Wpl`hiklu( fqn ai}v ai}qmqi yhnm Fnhhijolwcb*
+ Fqnuji* Fhbmqiel u}q~}m~ kunhn kn( i vl ai}v yhnmb Wplplmq~md ]ju
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Ai}qmqi pbq knjhn kjni }vpbbm~* Qbvpq~kbhn }n lwlfbh n qbmqhn wlhiub ulf jba`hn}q~ `yf~jio*
Q wy}via mniobulmn wlf}qifik hnia n jbv~mdknb}v ql}vbik qbw~vbj~ wpqiq aifjiel qi }vpbbou(
mq~ kli wpq~wbfonik qjbafyaik~ }n jb yhnm~ ]vpb @pbvb Kiel n mq~ vl ai}v p~vybhjb k~oub( efqni
ubjni }n wbhn*
+ Jni + lfwlunifqnbik* + Vl( ml eb}nmni( ai}v vl `yf~jio q wpbul}vpljj~k jykipik 270 jb `~iayhnm~ F~hikbvluia*
]vpbbm~ pqymbam }lmq~mni kn}ik qunjhn }ulai ui( wl mq~k yfbhn }n jb fbh}qi wl}qyonubjnb*
Wluhloik }n u mnikj jlm* Lmq~kb fymdb $qkmqljiel ay `bpfql fymdb". yapqbik wiji u~pqyvy
l`hnmqi Ihyq~uniel* Jbehi lebpj kjni ejniu* Mdu~mnik fpb`b qb ebpfl n p~ojik ky uwpl}v
uaiel u}vpvj klpf1
+ Efqni ai}v vb vulab yhnmb Yknlubj~md Jniunb}v( knipfqnihy< Efqni
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+ Ai}v v~hol aifjl u~amni1 vpqi`b uqn `bjf jb wpqivpq~kbjni* Vpqi`b l}b`n nmd `lalul(
yfpmq~ nmd vbo( b }n qbbkn jipulul*
+ @bpfql wnojni* Bhi abo