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    VOL. 35 ISS UE 3 OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF UNITED CIVIC ORGANIZATION OF CENTURY VILLAGE, WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA MARCH 2016

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    MARCH 2016 | UCO REPORTER | PAGE B3

    Its George Washingtons birthday and we cannottell a lie! We won the Lottery last month!

    Giddy with the thrill of a $40 windfall, weignored our financial advisors advice to Save andinvest prudently. Instead, we made reservationsto sail on the Blue Horizon Casino Cruise in thehope that we could parlay our fortune into aneven bigger fortune.

    So, on a sparkling clear Sunday morning wemade the short drive to the Port of Palm Beach.Spotting a handicap parking space, Dominiquequickly pulled into it only to be told by anattendant that although we self-parked, we had topay the $7 valet fee! Inside the ship terminal, wefound long lines of people waiting to get boarding

    passes and no separate line for guests like us whohad pre-paid reservations. It took almost an hourto present valid identification, receive boardingpasses, and go through airport type security beforeboarding the ship. Each first-time guest whojoins the Players Club is given a $20 free slot playcard which means the days voyage costs nothing!Those cards are given out at Guest Services onDeck 1.

    Our boarding pass entitled us to a buffet lunchin Rebeccas Gril le. Water, domestic beer, housewine by the glass, and well drinks are also freewhile gaming as are hot coffee, tea and soda.However, there were only a few cocktail waitressesin the casino areas so getting a free beverage was

    not easy!I was told by two crew members that the 160

    long Blue Horizon is the first SWATH vessel everconstructed in the U.S. for gaming and featuresthe latest in marine technology to ensure thatpassengers have an extremely comfortable ride.She can carry 600 guests and is registered in theU.S. As non-smokers, we were pleased to learn thatthe casino is a non-smoking area. However, thereis a designated outdoor smoking area on Deck 3.

    The ship sailed promptly at noon and sinceno gambling was allowed until we reachedinternational waters (3 miles out), we usedthis quiet time to explore the ship. The ship iscompact and all the decks were accessible by stairs

    and by a small elevator. This is a definite plus forguests who may have mobility problems or whouse walkers/canes. Restrooms were located onall decks.

    Rebeccas Grill, the ships main dining venue,is located on Deck 1 as are the gaming tables. Wecounted 10 blackjack tables, 4 roulette tables,3 craps tables, and various poker tables. Slotmachines are located on Decks 1 and 2. There aremore than 250 slot machines in denominationsthat range from 1 cent to $5.

    Deck 3 is the entertainment deck. Our cruisefeatured a country-western singer/guitarist butreturning gamblers told us that onboard musicranges from a calypso-style steel drummer to

    jazz to rock and roll . Dianes Bar offers a limitedbar menu and is the area where bingo is usuallyplayed during the return trip to Palm Beach. Alsolocated on Deck 3 is a small outside patio areawhere guests can enjoy the sea breeze, sip a frozencocktail, and marvel at the mega-yachts sailingby. Unfortunately, there are only 6 tables and 25chairs in this area so if you want to sit in the sun, Isuggest you grab a chair early in the day.

    At about 1 p.m. we were ready for lunch. Thosewho remember dining on the old Palm BeachPrincess will be underwhelmed and disappointedby the Blue Horizon dining room. It reminded usof a dingy, high school cafeteria with long linesof hungry people waiting to be served miniscule

    portions of unappetizing, non-descript food onplastic plates. Although the company websitedescribes the buffet as offering internationalfood inspired by the season including tantalizingentrees and delectable desserts, we were offereda few chunks of barbecued chicken, grey tilapia,string beans, bacon, rice, pre-made wilted gardensalad, and a few cookies. The soft ice creammachine was out of order.

    Rather than allow the disappointing meal tospoil our day, we remembered that we were noton the ship for a culinary experience but rather tomake money!

    Leaving the dining area, Dominique headed forthe slots on Deck 2 while I decided to find a hot

    machine on Deck 1. Many of the men on boardwere already crowded around the poker tablesso I was able to move between lots of colorful,flashing machines -- Wheel of fortune, Quick HitPlatinum, Golden Peach, Sparkling Royal, andmy favorite, Silver Jubilee. It wasnt long before my$20 players card showed $47. I cashed out andfound Dominique who was experiencing her ownwinning streak . She was ahead $31.

    At 5 p.m. we disembarked. Self-parking,although expensive, turned out to be a blessing indisguise. We did not have to wait to retrieve ourcar through valet services so we were the secondcar out of the parking lot and home by 5:30 p.m.

    Dominique was happy. I was happy. The seas

    had been calm and the sun shone all day. OurBloody Marys and wine spritzers were free. Wegambled all day using only the money posted toour Players Cards so we got home with extradollars in our pockets.

    I can still take my financial advisors advice toinvest my Lottery winnings. All in al l a good day!

    SCHEDULE (subject to change)

    NO SAILING ON MONDAY, TUESDAY,WEDNESDAY

    Thursday: Brunch cruise 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Dinner cruise 7 p.m. to midnightFriday and Saturday:

    Brunch cruise 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Dinner cruise 7 p.m. to 12:30 a.m.

    Sunday: Brunch cruise 12 p.m. to5 p.m.

    Reservations may be made online or pay at theship terminal. Check the company website foradditional information and driving instructionsat www.bluehorizoncasinocruises.com or call561-771-0710 Ask about bus transportation thatmay be available from Century Village beginningin February.

    TATIANA AND DOMINIQUEARE ON THE ROAD AGAIN!

    WE WON THE LOTTERY!

    Were on the move again! Life is great in Century Village. Six days a week, we are content to gossip at the pool, playcards in the clubhouse, shop at the malls, and eat in local restaurants. However, one day a week, we are determinedto venture beyond Zip Code 33417. Just as we did before retirement, we want to spread our wings and expand our

    minds -- not just our waistlines. We have decided not to allow limited finances, aches and pains, or the fluctuatingprice of gasoline keep us tied to West Palm Beach.

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    PAGE B4 | UCO REPORTER | MARCH 2016

    S E R V I C E S

    SafetyBy George Franklin

    Hi folks. I hopeeveryone had aHappy Valentine'sDay. Saint Patrick'sDay is the nextholiday, whichbrings up anothersafety issue:

    drinking and driving.Now we all know we should NOT

    drink and drive. The countlessnumber of accidents and deathscaused by drinking and driving ishorrendous each year. If you are goingto celebrate the holiday and have a"taste," not only on Saint Patrick'sday, but for that matter on ANY

    holiday, please have a designateddriver chosen or plan on using a taxicab. DO NOT DRIVE!

    The fines and penalties fordrinking and driving are enormous.As some notorious cases in the news

    SafetyBy George Franklin

    Hi folks! Well, we did it. OnJanuary 15th, Century Village

    residents filled meeting room C atthe clubhouse to standing roomonly. The stormy weather didn't keepanyone away from the UCO/WPRFsponsored Active Shooter ResponseSeminar. The seminar was attendedby UCO/WPRF officers and themembers of the Palm Beach CountySheriff's Office.

    The instructors were two first classSpecial Agents from the DEA withalmost 50 years of law enforcementexperience between them. A numberof videos were shown and residentswere instructed on what to do should

    an emergency situation happen in theVillage. Many questions were askedand then answered by the agents. Wehope that no one ever has to use thisinformation.

    To those of you that were unableto attend, we hope to do this againin the coming year and I hope thatyou will attend this most importantevent. I would like to thank theAgent Instructors and Capt. WilliamBruckner of the Palm Beach CountySheriff's Office, District Three, forall their help with this program. AndI would like to also thank WPRF

    personnel for their assistance withthe electrical set ups. Most of all Iwant to thank all of the residentsthat braved the stormy weather toattend. Be safe, secure and vigilantout there!

    MaintenanceBy Dom GuarnagiaA LITTLE KNOWN ANDUNDER-UTILIZED TOOL

    When anindividual or

    a s s o c i a t i o nis seekingl i c e n s e d /i n s u r e dcontractors toperform work

    that is code compliant, warranted,and uses the materials described ina written agreement/contract, hereis one place to turn to. Behind thereception desk at the UCO office isa looseleaf notebook that, granted,needs updating, but has informationon painters, door and windowinstallers, concrete contractors,

    electrical contractors, plumbingcontractors and more.Every day contractors enter the

    Village to perform tasks for usall. Residents unfamiliar with thework of different contractors canrequest and scrutinize reports in thenotebook that have been made ontheir work. The reports cover suchthings as reliability, punctuality,workmanlike conduct, adherenceto the contract, correct materialsupplied with equal quality or nosubstitutions, completion withinthe prescribed time frame, customersatisfaction, etc.

    My hope is that before you selecta contractor, you will consult thislog; then after your work has beendone, complete one of the single-pagereport forms yourself. Your remarkscan help inform future residentsneeding similar work performed. Aneducated consumer can make a wiserchoice.

    media have shown, penalties canalso include years of jail time! To myknowledge here in Century Village,I don't recall any DWI--but I couldbe wrong. Who wants to go throughthe process of being arrested, bookedinto jail, embarrassed, having to hirea lawyer, having to appear in court,and having his or her life ruined overa beer? The worst scenario is losing aloved one or good friend to a drunkdriver. I can tell you, I lost a friend toa drunk driver and it hurt badly! Younever forget. DON'T DRINK andDRIVE!

    On another subject - how manyof you have had your cars winterizedand checked for the season? Youmay feel because the weather herein Florida is mild that this is notnecessary. However, have all yourfluids been checked and topped off?Windshield wipers checked and not

    smearing? When was the last timeyour tires were rotated? Oil changedone? Is your car idling rough? Howabout a tune up? You should be ontop of these items no matter whatthe season. Car dealers offer manysafety packages. Check with yourdealer for one that satisfies yourneeds. Until next time, be safe andsecure out there!

    TRASH PICKUP SCHEDULE

    Monday and Thursday:Andover, Bedford,

    Camden, Chatham, Dorchester, Greenbrier, Kent, Kingswood,

    Northampton, Somerset, Southampton, Sussex,

    Wellington and Windsor.

    Tuesday and Friday:

    Berkshire, Cambridge,

    Canterbury, Coventry, Dover,

    Easthampton, Hastings,

    Norwich, Oxford, Plymouth, Salisbury, Sheffield, Stratford, Waltham

    Monday, Thursday and Saturday:

    Golfs Edge

    Bulk Pickup: Friday for all areas.

    It is not a pleasant sight to see the bulk trash out all week, so please

    remember to put your bulk trash out late Thursday evening or very

    early Friday.

    Recycling: Wednesdays and Saturdays for all areas.

    Busted Dumpster?Call UCO! 683-9189

    [email protected]

    Waste Pro,our sanitation contractor, has requestedthat all service requests from Century Village be

    routed through UCO for processing.

    The reason for this request is to provide faster

    service by reducing multiple requests for the same

    job.

    Waiting times for service can vary, due to contractor

    workload, availability of material and delivery

    schedules. All service requests received by UCOare emailed to a Waste Pro service coordinator

    who is permanently assigned to Century Village.

    Own a cellphone? Send photos of busted

    dumpsters or other sanitation related complaints to

    [email protected]. Please include location

    with photo.

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    MARCH 2016 | UCO REPORTER | PAGE B5

    There are two predominantly fish

    restaurants one near and one a little

    further away - that I have enjoyed

    recently. One is a bargain and one a

    little more expensive but both worth

    trying.

    Nicoles Seafood Restaurant- In

    business in the Fountain Gate Plaza

    on Jog Road in Greenacres for over

    seven years, it is where all dinnersare two for $32 cash and two for

    $34 credit. With a $2 off coupon,

    its even less for a complete dinner;

    soup or salad, entre, 2 sides, dessert

    and beverage. They serve you hot,

    homemade bread to start with and

    a different soup every night. Their

    mushroom and barley is delicious.

    There are more than 32 fish or

    seafood dishes that will meet and

    please any tastes from the basics to

    the little unusual, from baked scrod

    to stuffed sole filet with shrimp and

    scallops. Each entre is large enoughto take home for another meal.

    Finish off with cake or ice cream and

    a cup of coffee and you will leave both

    full and with a smile on your face.

    Closer to home, west of Century

    Village on Okeechobee Blvd, is

    Bimini Twist, a more upscale

    restaurant. It was established in

    2002 and specializes in the freshest

    seafood from around the world. They

    are always true to their word fresh

    never frozen. Their all-encompassing

    drink menu is the perfect place

    to start, serving only name-brand

    liquors, over two dozen specialtydrinks, more than 40 various wines,

    and now featuring a new draught beer

    selection. They have been consistently

    rated in the top ten restaurants in all

    of South Florida by OpenTable.com.

    Everything is ala carte but their

    entrees are served with hot garlic

    bread, salad and one side, and range

    in price from Shrimp Scampi over

    Linguine at $24.95 to Yellowtail

    Snapper topped with Jumbo Lump

    Crab and Bearnaise Sauce at $32.95.

    They also have a more varied menu

    with beef and chicken dishes. Theiryummy desserts can be paired with a

    specialty cappuccino. Whether it is

    a special occasion or a night of fine

    dining, you will like it.

    FISH EATING

    NOT TROLLINGB Y L E N O R E V E L C O F F

    The Cerabino FilesB Y L A N N Y H O W E

    Not Quite, FrankB Y I R V R I K O N

    LOCAL DINING COMMENTARY

    I thought the Cerabino article washilarious. Sometimes you need tostep back and take a look at thingsfrom the perspective of an outsider.Condo living is a pretty funny thingto begin with, and Cerabino haswritten a book about it. I'm going tosend my brother and a friend of mine,both of whom live on Cape Cod, acopy of the article.

    I don't think Frank was"disrespectful" of the Village asEsther Sutofsky maintains. He wasjust enjoying a good laugh andsharing it. I laugh along with him. It'shealthy to laugh at yourself.

    I do think he sided far more withDave Israel and his administration

    than with the malcontents, but thatis just my own opinion. If you read hiscolumn careful ly, you'll see it is almostall quotesif not exact quotes (withquote marks), then "almost quotes"(without the marks). The tellingthing to me was that the quotes fromthe malcontents were essentially adisplay of their vulgarities and grosslyexaggerated charges, while the quotesfrom Dave & Company were mostlytheir claimed accomplishments.

    Cerabino certainly makes a pointof how extreme some of the mal

    stuff has been: "For a daily doseof political vitriol, Villagers can goonline to My Village Blogger, whichbills itself [my emphasis] 'The Voiceof the Malcontents.'"

    Plus, "A dictator who has restedcontrol of the pool and clubhouse?It's like reading dispatches fromAleppo [an ancient Arab warringstate], not Okeechobee Boulevard."Cerabino (purposely, I'm sure, withno "sic") retains the malcontentmisspelling of "wrest" in this clearlysatirical remark.

    And the kicker: "Underhandeddepravity? Seriously? Yes, they'reheavy on the mustard here." I waslaughing so hard I had tears in my

    eyes at this one.Yes, perhaps he was a mite short on

    respect. Of the malcontents.I could go on, but I think the

    point has been made. The Village hasbeen subjected to what everyone inSoutheast Florida fears, the Cerabinofires. We have emerged a littlescorched, but so what? Hopefully wecan enjoy a good laugh about it andperhaps not take ourselves quite soseriously. And stop the ridiculoushyperbole.

    Frank Cerabino's column inWednesday's Palm Beach Post onCentury Village was not quite frank,but I'm glad to see that Palm BeachPost's columnists read CenturyVillage newspapers even as Villagers'read The Post.

    First, Mr. Cerabino refers to "agroup of retirees clawing at eachother over that last hurrah." What dothose final two words mean? Maybethat Century Villagers are elderly?

    Come on, Frank! You're old enoughto live in Century Village yourself.Perhaps that's why you've visitedCentury Village previously, enjoyingthe hospitality of residents andpartaking of Clubhouse celebrationsand pleasures.

    You describe Century Village asa "sprawling condo community."Century Village does not sprawl. WestPalm Beach sprawls. Los Angelessprawls. Century Village is a pleasantcompact residential community withattractive lawns, swimming pools, alake, recreation centers, a clubhousehousing a large theater and active

    classrooms. It lies close to downtownWest Palm Beach, The Kravis Center,Cityplace, Clematis Street, PalmBeach, the Outlet Mall, the FloridaTurnpike, I-95 and the airport. Inpast years, its residents included theparents of a top Presidential aideplus other key Washington officialsand columnists and professors inprominent universities. Nowadaysits population is more diverse.Indeed, today it's rather a microcosmof the United States itself.

    And yes, it has several newspapers.Don't you find it odd that WestPalm Beach has only one newspaperwhile Century Village has more than

    one? Diversity is the very essenceof true democracy! In a vibrant,politically active community suchas Century Village differences ofopinion sometimes arise. But yourreportage lacks balance. You quotesomeone who equates United CivicOrganization President David Israelto Hitler. Offensive and inaccurateas that is, it's also dated. If yourcontact chooses to say the presidentis a dictator, why not name VladimirPutin or the leaders of ISIS? Butinvoking the name of a long-deadperson does serve to show how "outof touch" the president's critics are,wherein lies part of the disagreementwithin the community.

    David Israel's working professionallife dealt mainly with the complexfield of national secur ity. He is fluentin various areas of technology and iswise enough and humble enough tocall in experts on matters relativelyunfamiliar to him. His opponentsin the forthcoming Century Villageelection criticize but hold backfrom joining modern technological

    advances in this "Information Age"when terrorism (and lack of commoncourtesy) is a concern to us all.

    As for me, I wr ite columns for theUCO Reporter, Century Village'smain newspaper, but over a spanof several decades, I have writtencolumns for the Palm Beach Post aswell as Letters to the Editor. This is arelationship I hope to continue. Afterall, as the saying goes, "We're all inthis together."

    Editors Note: This opinion piece wasoriginally submitted to the Palm Beach

    Post as a Letter to Editor.

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    O R G A N I Z A T I O N A L N E W SDO NOT resubmit dates for events already appearing

    unless there is a correction. There is no charge for

    listings. ALL SUBMISSIONS SHOULD BE ADDRESSED

    TO: [email protected].

    Submissions for Organizational News may be

    submitted in person at the UCO Reporter office

    on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays from

    9:00AM to 12:00PM.

    (All meetings are in the main Clubhouse unless

    stated otherwise.)

    ACT II COMMUNITY THEATRE-Meets every Wednesday at 7:00 PMat the Clubhouse. New members wel-come!

    ACTORS STUDIO OF CENTURYVILLAGE: Join the fun! We have mi-nor parts, leading roles, and a needfor writers, stage hands and propspeople. We read scripts and prac-tice acting every week, and we put on

    two performances a year. No prioracting experience needed. We meetevery Monday night at 7:00 PM inClassroom B. Stop in or call BernieKaufman @ 308-0957.

    AFRICAN AMERICAN CULTURECLUB: Spring Fling Dance on Sun-day, April 24th at 6PM- Wear SpringPastels or All White. Lets partyhearty to the exciting sounds of DJOutlaw Jesse James. Are you readyto judge or win Old School DanceContests? Come out and share anentertaining evening! Card & Games

    night: Join us to play Hand & Foot orRummikub in the Clubhouse CardRoom. All skill levels are welcome.For more information, call Terry at561-249-7262. Membership informa-tion: Our event calendar includesinformative and fun events. Join To-day! Membership open to all! (561)444-9825AITZ CHAIM: Daily services 8:00

    AM. Mincha and Maariv at Sun-down, Sisterhood 3rd Monday ofmonth 10:00 AM. Charlotte 917-815-7711; Charlotte 478-8756; Anita

    686-9083.

    ALZHEIMERS SUPPORT GROUP:Every 2nd and 4th Monday 1:30 PM Art Room. Speakers, group sup-port, tips. Youre not alone. All arewelcome. Please call Carmen Watson@ 469-1220 or email @ [email protected] for more info.

    ANSHEI SHOLOM:We welcome youto our family. Planning a party? Rentour Hall, strictly kosher. Attend ourminyans Monday & Thursday at8:30 AM and Saturday evening at 5PM. Shabbat services Friday evening5 PM and Saturday morning at 8:45

    AM. Meet new and old friends. Sis-terhood Mini Luncheon Meetings 3rd Tuesday of each month. Nextmeeting March 15th. Hebrew con-versational class every Monday at 10AM with Sara Farkas. Cantors classevery Monday at 1:30 PM YiddishHumor. Cantors other class on the4th Wednesday of each month Jew-ish Composers of Broadway. MensClub Shabbat Dinner March 4th.Dinner following services at 5 PM.Next day installation of Officers forthe Mens Club. March 20th MensClub breakfast and movie Zig Zag

    Boy. March 13th Dinner Dancewith entertainment honoring Fay &Jerry Chernin and Anita Ash. Callsynagogue for reservations 684-3212. Hadassah meeting March16th and Bnai Brith meeting March27th. For further information callthe Temple at 561-684-3212.

    BABY BOOMERS CLUB:.Meetings3rd Wednesday each month at 3:30PM, December through April. Con-tact Lynn at [email protected] further information.

    BALLROOM DANCE GROUP: MeetsMondays 2 - 4 PM, Party Room, ex-cept 2nd Monday is occasionally inArt Room. No charge. Info: Herb at471-1888

    BIBLE STUDY GROUP TASTE &SEE: Non-denominational group.Meets every Sunday, 5 PM, Class-room A . Info: Leonore 478-9459

    BNAI B'RITH CENTURY UNIT#5367:Annual Membership Fee $25.Breakfast meetings fourth Sunday ofmonth at Congregation Anshei Sho-

    lom with entertainment and speak-ers.

    BROOKLYN QUEENS CLUB: meetsin the clubhouse party room Octoberto April on the second Wednesday ofthe month at 2:00PM, doors open at1:30. For further information, callclub president Harriet Levine @ 684-9712.

    CENTURY VILLAGE ARTISTS: Wewelcome all Century Village resi-dents to view our artwork on 1st and2nd floor of main Clubhouse. Info

    about purchase or display -- BethBaker @ 684-3166.

    CENTURY VILLAGE BOOK CLUBWe are already working on books fornext season. For more informationcall 640-6944 or email [email protected]

    CENTURY VILLAGE BRIDGE CLUB:Activities four times weekly. CardRoom A, Clubhouse. Call KristyBrown 640-3120 ext. 0 or Bill Hal-prin (248) 672-2292. Advanced reg-istration is required for lessons and/or Supervised Play. Scheduled events:

    ($5/play)- Bridge lessons: begin-ners: Mon 1-3 PM, intermediates:Mon 3:30-5:30 PM, supervised play:Wed. 10:30AM - 12:30 PM, Dupli-cate Bridge: Wed. 1:00-4:30 PM, Sat.1:00-4:30 PM.

    CENTURY VILLAGE CAMERA CLUB:Any questions, e-mail Ken Graff [email protected].

    CENTURY VILLAGE COMPUTERCLUB: Meet 1st and 3rd ThursdayNov through Apr. 1 PM in ClassroomC. Annual Dues are $12. Call Kathy

    @ 252-8495 or visit our website at:http://www.cv-computerclub-wpb.com/

    CENTURY VILLAGE CRAFT CREATIONS KNITTINGCROCHETINGCLUB:Meets every Tues. 9:30 AM-12PM Craft room (104). We create itemsdonated to The Teacup PreemieProgram & Veterans.

    CENTURY VILLAGE DEMOCRATICCLUB: Paid up membership luncheon3/17, 1:30pm- Fun, food, surprises.Reservations 688-1934.

    CENTURY VILLAGE GUN CLUB:Meets every 2nd Tuesday 7 PM inClassroom B. Every meeting has aguest speaker. For information callGeorge at 471-9929.

    CENTURY VILLAGE MESSENGERCLUB:Further info: Ed Grossman at631-742-1300 or e-mail [email protected].

    CENTURY VILLAGE ORCHESTRA:Meet every Monday in Classroom Cat 1:15 to 3:35 PM. More informa-tion call Rickie @ 683-0869 or Joel @688-9455. We need trombone players,string players and percussion players.

    CENTURY VILLAGE REPUBLICANCLUB3/ 8, at 1:30 PM, clubhouse artroom. All are welcome. We can make adifference. Come and exchange ideas-make our country a better place forour kids and grandkids.

    CENTURY VILLAGE WOODWORKING CLUB:Meets 6 days a week from8:30 AM to 11:30 AM. Please comeand join us in our hobby shop.

    CENWEST FISHING CLUB: Meets1st Wednesday of each month 3:00to 4:30 PM Classroom B. For moreInformation call Al at 242-0351 orCapt. Mike at 570-445-4391.

    CHIT CHAT GROUP:A friendly groupof chatters who meet 1st and 3rdTuesday. 2 PM in Classroom B. Forinformation call Rhoda @ 686-0835.

    CENTURY VILLAGE CHRISTIANCLUB: The club holds meetings thefirst Wednesday of the month at1:00PM. Contact Grace @ 640-5279.

    COUNTRY LINE DANCING: Countryand Regular, Monday 9 to 10:30 AMin Party Room.

    DANCE PARTY CLUB: We hold aFREE dance every week on Tuesday inthe Party Room from 6:30- 9:30PM.

    Theres never been a Dance Party likethiswe play every genre of musicBallroom, Motown, Funk, R&B, Dis-co, Salsa, Swing, Rock & Roll, Blues,Line Dancing and CW. Requests tak-enCome to dance, listen, watchwe bet you wont be nappinyourfeet will be tappinand your fingerssnappin. Call for more info: Erwin917-915-2174 or Lou 561-398-8785

    FRIENDS OF BILL WILSON: Meetsevery Thursday 7:00-8:00 PM in theClubhouse, Craft Room. For info,call Cindy @ 561-568-1780.

    GREAT BOOKS DISCUSSIONGROUP: Meet 1st and 3rd Thurs.afternoons 1:30 PM, Card Room B..We discuss short readings of GreatWorks of literature that continueto have meaning for us today. Ju-lie--249-6565.

    HASTINGS CUE CLUB: WelcomingNew Members. We play Mon. - Sat.9:30 AM - 12 noon. Bernie @ 684-2064 or Zev @ 290-4824.

    HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS OF THE

    PALM BEACHES:Meets 1st Wednes-day of month 9:30 AM, Golden LakesTemple. Bus provided from CenturyVillage Clubhouse. Information: callKathy @ 689-0393.

    IRISH AMERICAN CLUB OF CENTURY VILLAGE- Welcomes all, andhopes you have the best season ever.Our next meetings are 3/4 and 4/5.Meetings are held in Clubhouse at2:00 PM. Contact Robert, 1-917-704-0223.

    ITALIAN AMERICAN CULTURE

    CLUB: IACC OF CENTURY VILLAGE: Meets the 3rd Wednesday ofeach month at the Clubhouse PartyRoom at 1:00 pm. For club informa-tion call Fausto 478-1821. BowlingSaturdays at Verdes Lanes, 9:00 A.M.for information call Lenny 471-2603.Cruises thru Celebration Lines-transportation included to the portcontact Ashley 561-845-7737 men-tion the CV Italian Club

    JEWISH WAR VETERANS POST#501:Meet 1st Sunday of month atCypress Lakes Clubhouse. Breakfast,

    9 AM. Guest speakers. Activities in-clude servicing VA patients. Howard@ 478-2780.

    JEWISH WAR VETERANS POST #520: Meet 4th Sunday of month atElks Lodge, Belvedere Rd. Continen-tal breakfast, 9 AM followed by meet-ing. Information: Phil @ 686-2086.

    JUDITH EPSTEIN CHAPTER OF HADASSAH: Meet 3rd Wednesday ofmonth at Congregation Anshei Sho-lom.

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    O R G A N I Z A T I O N A L N E W SKARAOKE Tuesdays 6 - 9 PM,in Par-ty Room hosted by Marshall Eads.Fridays 6 - 9 PM, hosted by JanisseLahoe.

    KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS:Palm BeachRainbow Lodge #203 meets the 2nd

    and 4th Tuesdays in Century VillageWalgreens/Medical building (sepa-rate ground floor entrance), 100 Cen-tury Blvd., CSI Caregiver Services, at1:00pm. We are an international fra-ternal organization, non-sectarian.The Lodge welcomes new members,dual members, transferees, and Py-thian reinstatements regardless ofinactive years of service. WE WEL-COME ALL MEN! Participate in so-cial and charitable events. Collationafter each meeting. For further info,call Ir v 683-4049.

    LATIN AMERICAN CLUB Upcom-ing events: 3/3, 7:00pm to 9:00pm-game night in the party room. 3/17,7:00 pm to 9:00pm- general meetingin Room C. 3/20, 5:00pm to 9:00pm-Latin Dance in Party Room. Mem-bership registration will continuethroughout this month. If you haveany questions contact Juana 646-407-6808 or Nidia 561-345-8268.Eventos para Marzo: 3/ 3 - 7:00pm-9:00pm Noche del Juego en el PartyRoom. 3/ 17- 7:00pm-9: 00pm re-union general en cuarto C. 3/ 20,5:00pm-9:00pm- Baile Latino en el

    Party Room. Continuaremos la reg-istracion para la miembresia duranteel mes de Marzo.Si tiene qualquierpregunta llamar a Juana 646-407-6808 o Nidia 561-345-8268LINE DANCING CLUB NOT JUSTCOUNTRY Mondays and Fridays,9:30- 11:00 AM, Clubhouse partyroom. Free lessons. Call Yvon @ 689-7383.

    MIND SPA DISCUSSION GROUP:Meet 2nd and 4th Thurs. 1:30 PM,Classroom A. All invited for in-

    depth discussions of significant is-sues.. Allan @ 687-3602.

    NEW YORK CITY TRANSIT RETIREES:N.Y.C. Transit Retirees, Anyoneinterested in attending a meeting ofthe New York City Transit Retirees ofFlorida, West Palm Beach Chapter,please call Kathy - 689-0393.

    NORTHERN STARS: Club meets onthe 2nd and 4th Monday each month- 6 to 9 PM - Party Room. Enjoy sing-ing, dancing, refreshments and goodwholesome fun. Yearly dues $5.00.

    per person. For further info, callJanisse @ 586-291-8286 or email to:[email protected]..

    PHILADELPHIA CLUB: The GreaterPhiladelphia Club meets the firstThursday of each month at 12:30PM in the Clubhouse Party Room,with lunch and entertainment. Forinfo, call Lois at 561-683-3884.

    PICKLEBALL:Welcoming new mem-bers to the Pickleball club. Courtsopen at 8:00 each morning, greatway to meet new people, exercise andhave lots of fun. For more info, callBarbara Di Domenico @ 716-499-6737. Come join us to learn and play

    the fastest growing sport in the USA.

    PRESIDENTS AND UNIT OWNERSCLUB: Every unit owner welcome.For Information call Jerry Karpf @684-1487. Meetings will be held onthe 2nd Thursday of each month @2PM in the Clubhouse in room C.Please come.

    RUSSIAN CLUB: Meets every 2ndThurs. monthly at 3 PM in the ArtRoom If you have any questions,please call Tamara @ 712-1417.

    SAILING CLUB:Meets every 2nd Fri.10 AM, Classroom C. Info: Ron @683-8672.

    SHUFFLEBOARD CLUB: We playevery Tuesday, Wednesdays, Thurs-days, and everyone is welcome tocome and play. We meet at 1:15 andusually finish around 3:30. We playsingles on Tuesdays, doubles onWednesdays, And my favorite, bowl-ing pin, on Thursdays. Equipmentwill be provided. We have all levelsof members with a wide level of play-ing ability, from long time players to

    first time members.Our goal is to getoutside have some exercise and get tomeet new people Come and join us.Ed Wright @ 561 632 5268.

    SNORKEL CLUB: For informationcall Ron Helms 683-8678

    THE SCRABBLE CLUB OF CENTURY VILLAGE:Every Tues. 6 PM 2ndFloor Card Room. For informationcall Lucy @ 729-0705.

    UNITED ORDER TRUE SISTERS: Anon-sectarian Cancer service group.Meetings the 2nd Mon. monthly at11:30 AM in Party Room. For infor-mation call Marion Polansky @ 684-5814 or Marlene Schnitzer @ 683-1208. Coming Events: 41st birthday

    luncheon December 9th Party RoomCV entertainment Guru of Laugh-ter. Call Shirley 478-2391.

    UNITERS SOCIAL CLUB OF CENTURY VILLAGE:A group of awesomediverse people coming together in aunited way for social times. Bring aguest or come alone and meet otherlike minded individuals. Meet upevery second Sunday of each monthin Club House Craft Room. For ad-ditional information, call Esther561 635-4298 or 561 328-7935. Likeus on Facebook/United Social Club

    of Century Village.

    WALL STREET CLUB:Local residentof CV has formed a club regardingthe stock market. We are not pro-fessionals. We are looking for freshideas. Meetings will be held everyWednesday, same time and place.Call Don 254-0917.

    YIDDISH CULTURE GROUP: Theobjective of the Yiddish CultureClub is to present programs thatperpetuate our Jewish heritage. Allof our programs are also translat-

    ed into English. Our programs areheld in the Auditorium on Tuesdaymorning at 10:00 A.M. Everyone iswelcome. No tickets are required.3/1- Century Village Orchestra, 3/8-Maida Feingold, 3/15- Shirra Flam,3/22- Yiddish Culture Club Cho-rus Purim Program, 3/29- SurpriseClosing Program. For any addition-al information, please call Golda @697-3367.

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    Alzhe imers Car egiver s Group Art Room 2nd/4th Monday 1:30pm- 3:30 pm

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    Art Take In Party R oom Mon., March 21st 9am-1pm

    Ballroom Dancing Club Party/Art Every Monday 2pm-4pm

    Baby Boomers Book Club Class Room B 3rd Monday 11am-12pm

    Baby Boomers Club Meeting C 3rd Wednesday 3:30pm-4:30pm

    Bible Study Group Class Room B Every Sunday 5pm-7pm

    Bingo Party Room Every Wednesday 5:30pm-9:30pm

    Bocce with Robert Bocce Court Every Saturday 10:30am-12pm

    Bocce Club Men Bocce Court Tuesday & Thursday 9am-11am

    B oc ce C lub Wome n B occ e Cou rt Mond ay & We dne sd ay 9a m-11a m

    Boomer Girls Party Room 3rd Sunday 12pm-3pm

    Brooklyn Queens Club Party Room 2nd Wednesday 1:30pm-4pm

    Camera Club Meeting C 2nd Tuesday 10am-12pm

    CBA Art Club Art Room Every Wednesday 1pm-4pm

    CBA BBQ Picnic Island 1st Sunday 11am-4pm

    CBA Bocce Bocce Court Every Friday 8:30am-10:30am

    CBA Bridge Card Room A Every Tuesday 1pm-3pm

    C BA Br idge C ar d R oom A Eve ry T hur sd ay 6 :3 0pm -10 pm

    CBA Chorus Tamalou Music Room B Every Tuesday 1:30pm-3:30pm

    CBA Computer Lessons Meeting C Tuesdays except 2nd 9:30am-11:30am

    CBA Crafters Craft Room Every Friday 7pm-9pm

    CBA Cribbage Card Room A Every Sunday 7pm-10pm

    CBA English Lessons Class Room A Every Wednesday 3pm-5pm

    CBA French Lessons Art Room Every Tuesday 9am-10:30am

    CBA Guitar Lessons Class Room A Every Tuesday 7:30pm-10pm

    CBA Line Dancing Art Room Tuesday & Wednesday 7pm-9pm

    CBA Shuffleboard Shuffleboard Every Monday 6pm-9:30pm

    CBA Social Dancing Party/Art Every Friday 3pm-5pm

    C. E. R. T. Art Room 3rd Monday 3pm-4:30pm

    Christian Club Party Room 1st Wednesday 1pm-3:30pmComputer Club Meeting C 1st/3rd Thursday 1pm-3pm

    Country Western Music Club Party Room 1st/3rd Monday 7pm-9pm

    Craft Creations Craft Room Every Tuesday 9:30am-12pm

    Dance Party Club Party Room Every Tuesday 6pm-9pm

    Democratic Club Party Room 3rd Thursday 1pm-3pm

    Fishing Club Class Room B 1st Wednesday 3pm-4:30pm

    Friends of Bill Wilson Craft Room Every Thursday 7pm-8pm

    Great Books Discussion Card Room B 1st/3rd Thursday 1:30pm-3:30pm

    Greater Philadelphia Club Party Room 1st Thursday 12:30pm-3pm

    Gun Club Class Room B 2nd Tuesday 7pm-8pm

    Homestead Exemption Lobby 1st Thursday 1:30pm-2:30pm

    Irish American Culture Club Party Room 1st Tuesday 2pm-4pm

    I ri sh A me ric an G am e Club H as ti ng s C ar d Eve ry We dne sd ay 6 :3 0pm -9 :3 0pm

    Italian Am Culture Club Party Room 3rd Wednesday 1pm-4pm

    Karaoke with Janisse Party Room Every Friday 6pm-9pm

    Karaoke with Marshall Meeting C Every Tuesday 6pm-9pm

    Kathys Kitchen Can We Dish? Party Room 3rd Friday 1pm-3pm

    Kentucky Friends Cards Hastings Card Every Thursday 4:30pm-8:30pm

    Kentucky Friends Pot Luck Picnic Island 3rd Wednesday 12pm-3pm

    Latin Am Club Birthdays Party Room 1st Thursday 7pm-9pm

    Latin Am Club Dances Party Room 3rd Sunday 5pm-9pm

    Latin Am Club Workshop Meeting C 3rd Thursday 7pm-9pm

    Line Dancing Club Party Room Monday & Friday 9:30am-11am

    Mind Spa Club Class Room A 2nd/4th Thursday 1:30pm-3pm

    Northern Stars Party Room 2nd/4th Monday 6pm-9pm

    Open Art Room Art Room Saturday & Thursday 1pm-4pm

    Pickleball Club Pickleball Court Every Day 8am-10pm

    Polish Am. Club Art Room 1st/3rd Thursday 6:30pm-10pm

    Presidents Umbrella Meeting C 2nd Thursday 2pm-3:30pm

    Quilting Club Sewing Room Every Tuesday 9am-12pm

    Read It, Chat About It Card Room A 1st Tuesday 10am-12pm

    Republican Club Art Room 2nd Tuesday 1:30pm-3:30pm

    Russian Club Art Room 2nd Thursday 4pm-7pm

    Sailing Club Meeting C 2nd Friday 9:30am-11am

    Sailing Club Cheerleaders Music Room A Every Tuesday 1pm-2:30pm

    Sailing Club Pot Luck Guest Pool 1st Tuesday 5pm-9pm

    Senior Chit Chat Class Room B 1st/3rd Tuesday 2pm-3:30pm

    Shuffleboard Club Shuffleboard Tues/Wed/Thurs 1:15pm-3:45pm

    Trivial Pursuit Card Room B Every Wednesday 1:30pm-3:30pm

    United Order of True Sisters Party Room 2nd Monday 11:30am-2pm

    Wall Street Club Class Room B Every Wednesday 4:30pm-6pm

    Yiddish Cul ture Choru s Music Room B Every Wednes day 1pm-3pm

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    This year commemorates the400th anniversary of the death ofWilliam Shakespeare. To mark theoccasion, the Patricia And Phillip Frost

    Art Museum located in the Florida

    International University campusin Miami, is hosting a touringexhibition organized by the FolgerShakespeare Library in Washington,D. C. Entitled First Folio! TheBook That Gave Us Shakespeare!the Miami exhibition runs throughFebruary 28, 2016. Folger, it shouldbe noted, holds the largest collectionof First Folios in the world.

    Shakespeare is generally regardedas the greatest writer in the Englishlanguage. Born on April 23, 1564,in Stratford-upon-Avon, England,he was an actor and poet as well as

    a playwright. His works include38 plays, 154 sonnets and two longnarrative poems. The First Foliois a first edition of his collectedworks. It features 36 plays and waspublished in 1623, seven years afterShakespeare's death. 750 copieswere printed of which only 233 arenow known to exist. Eighteen of thefolio's plays had not been publishedprior to his demise in 1616. Some ofthose include Antony and Cleopatra,Julius Caesar, The Tempest, TwelfthNight and As You Like It.

    No two copies of the First Folio,

    which was proofread as it was printed,are the same. Printing pressesstopped routinely as corrections in

    the plays were made. Various ownersbound and rebound their personalcopies differently. Pages in somefolios were trimmed, so that sizes arenot identical. The Folio was written

    in "old English," not quite the still-evolving English of today. Thusowners added handwritten notesand drawings, rendering each copyvirtually unique. In 2006 one mintcondition First Folio was auctionedin London, where it sold for $5.2million.

    FIU will be the only place inFlorida to hold this distinctiveexhibition. Admission to ThePatricia and Phillip Frost ArtMuseum is free. Tuesday throughSaturday it is opened 10:00AM to5:00PM. Sunday hours are 12:00PM

    to 5:00PM. Monday the Museum isclosed. There are additional eventsand programs scheduled with theexhibition, including a ClosingFestival on February 28. For furtherinformation, a web site is available:https://folio.fiu.edu/events.html.

    The complete address is as follows:Florida International UniversityPatricia and Phillip Frost Art

    Museum10975 S.W. 17th StreetMiami, Fl. 33199Shakespeare isn't just Shakespeare

    anymore. Playwrights are foreveradapting the Bard's works for themodern stage. West Side Story,

    one of America's greatest dramaticmusicals, with music by LeonardBernstein, lyrics by StephenSondheim and book by ArthurLaurents, set in New York City, is an

    adaptation of Shakespeare's Romeoand Juliet.

    For the merry side of Shakespeare,head to Jupiter, where the MALTZJUPIT ER THEATRE will produceKiss Me, Kate! March 8 - 27. One ofAmerica's funniest musicals, withmusic by Cole Porter and book by Samand Bella Spewack, it's a play withina play. The two leads of a theatrica lcompany, formerly husband andwife, are performing Shakespeare'sTaming of the Shrew. Offstage theybehave much as the characters theyportray onstage which, for viewers,

    means hilariously. At one point,gangsters threaten the husband.When he tells them he's producing aShakespeare play, that gives them anexcuse to sing and dance. While themelody is one you'll leave the theaterhumming,

    here are the words Cole Porteruses to describe his feelings aboutthe Bard:

    Brush up your Shakespeare.

    Start quoting him now.

    Brush up your Shakespeare,

    And the women you will wow. Just declaim a few lines from

    "Othella"

    And they'll think you're a helluvafella.

    If your blonde won't respond when

    you flatter 'er, Tell her what Tony told Cleopaterer.

    If she fights when her clothes youare mussing,

    What are clothes? "Much AdoAbout Nussing."

    Brush up your Shakespeare

    And they'll all kowtow.

    Then go to the St. James Theatre

    on 44th Street in New York Cityto see Something Rotten, anuproarious musical comedy aboutShakespeare himself and two of hiscontemporaries, brothers who arealso playwrights. They hate him.During the course of the show,Shakespeare acts, becomes a songand dance man, and writes Hamlet.Meanwhile, the older brother, withadvice from a soothsayer related toNostradamus who likewise peersinto the future, writes the world'svery first musical. Rarely have Ilaughed so hard and loud as I didwatching this show. Sometimes Imissed lines in the play because thewhole audience was howling withlaughter.

    Yes, Shakespeare lives!

    A R T S A N D E N T E R T A I N M E N T B Y I R V R I K O N

    SHAKESPEARE FROM MIAMI TO JUPITER & BROADWAY

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    Please do not verbally assault theSecurity Guards as they do not makethe policies, WPRF does. Securityis just being asked to enforce them.If you have something to say on thematter please call or come to see mein my office which is located upstairsby the library. I am always willing tolisten and discuss any matter thatconcerns the residents.

    Ive been receiving reports thatin the early morning hours someresidents have come across peopleswimming in the nude. Whether it is

    skinny dipping or ritualistic bathingit is classified as Indecent Exposureand is considered a crime. The lastthing I would want to do is bring inthe local authorities, but I will beleft with no choice if this does notstop. As an added incentive I will belooking into installing cameras sothat our Security Officers can helpmonitor this issue while allowing meto provide video to the Palm BeachSheriffs Office.

    Now onto the subject of theIndoor Pool mural.it is completeand fabulous and, from all reports,is a huge hit. The tropical rain foresttheme adds an incredible WOWfactor to the area. If you have notseen it, please stop by.it is a truework of art! Another project that iswrapping up is the installat ion of newPetanque courts located next to theShuffleboard courts. The new spacedoubles the amount of space for playand will be enjoyed by many. Newlandscaping will be added over thesummer months to bring additionalbeauty to the Petanque area as well asto the Guest Pool.

    Lastly, I would like to touch onour theater attendance which seemsto be up this year. While this isgood news, the down side is our lackof parking. Please, please, pleaseconsider carpooling or taking thebus, thereby reducing the numberof cars circling for a parking space.I have grave concern that a vehiclewill hit a pedestrian; and thoughSecurity does an incredible job ofkeeping everyone safe I continue tohave nightmares that it could stillhappen.

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    the Palm Beach Zoo and

    visit it regularly. I take

    out-of-town guests to

    McCarthys Wildlife

    Sanctuary to learn

    about endangered

    species from the

    owner, a big cat

    expert. If I catch a

    gecko in my condo,

    I return it to the great

    outdoors. And, I dream

    about taking photos

    while on a safari in Kenya

    and Botswana. Since that

    isnt going to happen in

    the foreseeable future, mysister and I made a return

    visit to Lion Country

    Safari in Loxahatchee last

    week in the hopes of seeing

    some unusual animals and birds

    close to home.

    Company literature says that as

    the nations first cageless zoo, Lion

    Country Safari has been a leader in

    the conservation movement since

    1967. It is actively involved in Species

    Survival Programs and participates in

    the ChimpanZoo Observer program.

    As a licensed rehabilitation facility, it

    o f f e r s

    care before

    r e t u r n i n g

    animals to the wild.

    Located 10 miles west of the

    Florida Turnpike on Southern

    Blvd., the complex includes both a

    drive-through safari park and an

    amusement park. Admission prices

    vary and discount passes are often

    found online and in newspapers.

    Upon entering the drive-

    through safari, you are lent

    an explanatory CD to

    install in your car

    radio and a field

    guide describing

    the animals in the

    preserve. You are

    instructed to keep

    the windows and

    doors of your vehicle

    closed and locked at all

    times and do not leave

    the vehicle for any reason.Although a brochure

    states that you may drive

    through this section of the

    park as often as you like at

    no additional cost, we were

    denied that option.

    The drive-through safari

    park is divided into 6 different

    sections. Las Palmas, the grassland

    area of South America, is where

    we spotted ostriches, pelicans, and

    llamas. Gorongosa Reserve, located

    in northern Mozambique, is one of

    Africas famous wildlife areas and

    is where we saw horned oryx and

    a pride of lions. Ruaha National

    Park area, also in Africa, featured

    herds of greater kudu and impala.

    The Serengeti Plains, east Africas

    most famous wildlife area, featured

    wildebeest, waterbuck, eland, and

    watusi. Gir Forest, a national park

    in India, is the area where we spotted

    water buffalo, nilgai and blackbucks.

    Hwange National Park, located in

    western Zimbabwe, is the area of

    the park where we saw nyala, zebras,

    chimpanzees, giraffes and a white

    rhinoceros.

    In fact, we found the drive-

    through safari experience rather

    boring. Perhaps the temperature(about 70 degrees) and the time of

    day (11 a.m.) had something to do

    with how inactive the animals were

    -- all the lions (enclosed in a pen)

    were asleep, the one rhino was too

    far away to appreciate, and only two

    chimpanzees were visible in their

    enclosure. It is hard to differentiate

    between oryx, gemsboks and impalas

    while maneuvering a car and listening

    to a CD. I seem to remember many

    more roaming animals during my

    last visit, including elephants and

    herds of rhino. And, Ive seen more

    WILD ANIMALS, OH MY!B Y B O B B I LE VIN

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    turtles and birds on the lake outside

    my condo.

    If you have young children

    visiting, you might want to consider

    a day at Lion Country Safari.

    Included in your admission ticket

    is entry into both the drive-through

    safari and the walk-through Safari

    World Amusement Park. The later

    is a Disney-like complex and offers

    many complimentary attractions

    including water slides, a carousel,

    a flying elephant ride, paddleboat

    rental, miniature golf, and a safari

    maze. You can pan for gems and

    stones or ride on the El Paso Train.

    Bring bathing suits and cool off

    in Safari Splash with 23 interactive

    water functions. Visitors can

    interact with the lories at the Lory

    Feeding Aviary, the giraffe at the

    Giraffe Feeding Area, and the sheep

    or goats at the Petting Zoo. Exhibit

    talks are scheduled throughout the

    day. Wear comfortable shoes as you

    will be doing a lot of walking.

    The restrooms that I used were,

    unfortunately, not clean or well-

    mainta ined -- dirty floors, discolored

    mirrors, and there was no soap.

    There are many restaurants and

    gift shops throughout the park.

    Bottled water is pricey so I suggest you

    bring your own. I assume the pizza

    is the best in the world because the

    prices for a pie were exorbitant. the

    fried dough covered with powdered

    sugar was yummy!

    While I did not have any children

    with me, I did enjoy walking

    through the amusement park and

    seeing the looks of amazement

    on toddlers faces as they got up

    close and personal with small farm

    animals and colorful birds. I did

    get the chance to ask questions of

    the attendants in both the tortoise

    enclosure and the giraffe feeding

    area so I, along with the five-year-

    olds, learned some interesting facts.

    If you are looking for an exciting,

    wild animal safari experience, Lion

    Country Safari may disappoint you.

    However, if you have young children

    to entertain, the two-park complex is

    worth a visit.

    Check the company website for

    complete information on hours,

    fees, attractions, etc. at www.

    lioncountrysafari.com

    The Magic Strings of Frankie

    Presto is the story of a gifted

    musician who was abandoned at

    birth and wanders through life, fame

    and fortune, and solitude along

    with a guitar that has strings that

    turn blue. Many voices tell the story

    of Mitch Alboms latest tale. I was

    not going to write it up because it is

    a strange book but my friend Belle

    told me how much she loved it, so

    I decided to let you make your own

    decision.

    The narrator of the story is Music.That's right. Albom treats music

    like a person and he tells the life

    story of Presto, as do other people

    who have given Albom permission

    to use their names and to tell about

    their connection with this fictional

    character. The reader is taken from

    Spain to England to Detroit, to New

    Zealand and New Orleans, and so

    many other places where Frankie

    Presto plays his guitar, sings, and

    has his path overlapped by famous

    and legendary musical figures such

    as Elvis Presley, Duke Ellington, and

    Lyle Lovett.

    The multiple time periods were

    right up my alley and the way he

    weaved real-life people into Frankies

    story was imaginative. As I read along

    I was very eager to see what music

    icon would be introduced next. From

    infancy music was Frankies savior

    and served as his constant companion

    throughout his life. All the while,

    Frankie reels from the memories

    of his grueling childhood in a civil

    war-strewn Spain and his apparent

    orphaning and later abandonmentin England. It takes decades for him

    to come to terms with his mistakes

    and his shortcomings, something

    many creative types suffer.

    I found that Albom did a great job

    developing both the main character

    in the book as well as the supporting

    characters. In addition he did a good

    job of setting the scenes in the book

    from the burning church where

    Frankie was born to the Woodstock

    Music festival. This story tells

    Frankie's life and the impact it had

    on people close to him and to those

    who were at a distance.

    It was really unlike any story that

    I have read to date. The narrator of

    Music also reminds the

    reader/listener of the

    importance of music

    and musicians. I don't

    think you need to be

    a music lover to enjoy

    this book, but if you

    are you will enjoy it

    immensely. This book

    captured me from

    the first paragraphand didn't let me go

    until I finished it. The

    narrator of this book,

    Music, describes how

    we are imbued with him

    from birth. He relates

    the story of one of the

    musicians he infused:

    Frankie Presto, whose

    tale starts and ends

    in Villareal Spain,

    where he is thoroughly

    trained on the guitar. I

    won't say more because

    I think the beauty of this book is to

    not know the plot beforehand. Most

    reviewers loved it. Im not sure.

    The

    Readers CornerB Y L E N O R E V E L C O F F

    THE MAGIC STRINGS OF FRANKIE PRESTO

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    Okeechobee Branch

    March at the library brings afantastic crop of timely educationalclasses for your enjoyment and

    enlightenment! Attend a varietyof workshops ranging from TheManners of Downton Abbey toJob Hunting Tips. Participate in adiscussion of the Palm Beach CountyRead Together book The Light inthe Ruins by Chris Bohjalian. Arepresentative from SHINE willhelp you understand your Medicareoptions, and Adult Coloring is backfor another fun session. The AARP/IRS Tax Help continues, so make sureto bring your current tax documentsand a copy of last years completedtax return.

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    At the Sheriff s

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    Bullying, as

    you may k now,

    is a form of

    a g g r e s s i v e

    behavior in

    which someone causes another

    person injury or discomfort through

    physical contact, words, or other

    actions.

    For many victims, bullying starts

    at the elementary school level, with

    subtle actions such as kids not

    wanting to take turns going down

    the slide or refusing to share their

    toys and taking items from other

    children. By high school, those

    bullied can suffer from mental health

    problems including depression,

    headaches and anxiety, and can

    contemplate suicide. Children and

    adolescents who are bullies are at

    increased risk for substance use,

    academic problems, and violence to

    others later in life.

    In response, my staff has created

    an award-winning anti-bullying

    program at two Lake Worth

    elementary schools that we envision

    expanding to other schools across

    Palm Beach County.

    Since 2012, more than 100

    children in fourth and fifth grades

    have graduated from our 12-week

    program in which students learn

    in the classroom about bullying

    behaviors and then get rewarded for

    participating by playing kickball.

    Many of the students are at risk,

    coming from poor families where

    parents are working a lot and some

    family members are involved in gang

    activity. The program at North Grade

    Elementary School and South Grade

    Elementary School teaches the youth

    how to follow directions, problem

    solve and use tools. They learn once

    a week for one hour how to avoid

    bullying and gangs and how to avoid

    becoming victims of crime.

    Part of the program is having my

    deputies work elbow-to-elbow with

    the students in building motorized

    erector set cars. These experiences

    teach students about the work law

    enforcement does as well as themeaning of respect, working hard,

    and being productive citizens.

    Those completing the cars project

    get certificates and a day trip to

    LEGOLAND in Winter Haven, Fla.

    This is a big honor for these students

    because they dont get recognized

    often and many have never been to

    LEGOLAND or many other places

    outside of our county.

    Our anti-bullying initiative caught

    the attention of the Anti-Defamation

    League, which has partnered with us

    in its No Place for Hate School. Our

    program has been widely covered

    by our local news and has received

    commendations from Congressman

    Alcee Hastings and many others in

    the community. My deputies are

    constantly being approached by

    teachers and principals from other

    schools who are interested in learning

    more about our program in hopes of

    starting it in their schools.

    To me, this program organized

    by our Lake Worth District 14

    Community Policing Unit signifies

    the best of what the Sheriffs Office

    does in our community. We want

    to prevent the terrible troubles that

    bullying creates so we are addressing

    the root causes of it early on just

    as children start developing into

    teenagers.

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    Yet under a federal law enacted

    in 2005, the Protection of Lawful

    Commerce in Arms Act, holdinggun manufacturers and sellers

    accountable for negligent behavior

    or defective products is nearly

    impossible. This law was designed

    to give the gun industry legal

    immunities enjoyed by no other

    industry in America, from

    tobacco companies to automobile

    manufacturers to the pharmaceutical

    industry.

    This law doesnt just undermine

    the right of lawful gun owners and

    gun violence victims to have their

    day in court, it also weakens public

    safety. Before the laws passage in

    2005, lawsuits filed against the gun

    industry helped spur manufacturers

    and dealers to adopt new safety

    measures and improve their business

    practices.

    For example, in 2000 the gun

    manufacturer Smith & Wesson

    agreed to improve the safety

    devices on its handguns as part of a

    settlement ending several lawsuits

    brought against the manufacturer

    for faulty mechanisms. And in 2004,

    Bushmaster agreed to better its

    distribution practices after a $2.5

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    knowingly supplying a negligent gun

    shop with the assault weapons used

    by the DC sniper to kill 17 Americans

    in 2002.

    The gun industry has claimed

    it needs the Protection of Lawful

    Commerce in Arms Act to stop

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    forward. But there is nothing

    frivolous about the claims brought

    by families of slain police officers,of children killed in accidental

    shootings, or of people murdered in

    mass shootings.

    Congress overstepped its authority

    with this law when it stripped judges

    of the discretion to decide which

    cases are credible and which are

    frivolous. In fact, since the laws

    passage in 2005, it has kept all but

    two challenges to the gun industry

    from advancing in court. Its time for

    this special gift to the powerful gun

    lobby to go, and thats why this week

    I co-introduced legislation to repeal

    it. At a time when the United States

    loses 32,000 lives to gun violence

    every year, the Equal Access to Justice

    for Victims of Gun Violen