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FedeStill grumbling

Residenthits newfood payPart-time student employees

are still grumbling about thei rwages .

John Woods, Comm. I, astudent Food Service worker ,claims residence workers arestill not being paid a fai rwage .

"The cost of the three meal sto the resident is $1 .37 andthe loss incurred because ofprepaid meal tickets shouldbe refunded on this basis, "Woods said Thursday.

Woods is one of the studen tworkers who touched off theFood Service hassle that re-sulted in wage adjustment sannounced Monday .

Woods said students shouldhave a raise in salary whic hwould return this meal cos tto them .

He suggested a w o r k e rshould get one-third of the$1 .37 in an increased wagegiving a 23-cent bonus overthe $1 .12 base rate .

In answer to Woods' pro-posal, Food Service head RuthBlair said the meal cost wasonly 76 cents .

The remainder covers FoodServices overhead, she said .

Miss Blair complained th eFood Services had enoug htrouble feeding 2,800 residencestudents and operating 11 foo doutlets without having to suf-fer from bickering studentworkers who upset the syste mlike a chain reaction .

By GORDON McLAUGHLIN

The College Library is a snoisy as College Libraryhead Eleanor Hoeg says it is .

I was assigned to observethe conditions in the CollegeLibrary study areas afte rMrs. Hoeg blasted noisemak-ers in a letter-to-the-editor i nTuesday's Ubyssey .

Wednesday I sat in the up- 'per study area and tried toread. But the noise fromgroups of students standingaround talking made it im-possible to concentrate .

I talked to people who ap-peared to be studying seri-ously :

Byron Garcia, Science I,

"I don't study up here very

—bert mackinnon photoHOT BUTT caused more than $25 damage to Brock Loung echesterfield Thursday . Proctor doused blaze . Firema nchecks couch outside Brock to make sure fire is ex-tinguished and no loose change is left .

Powerful Pierre steams

at profs on comfy pewPowerful Pierre, well known man about Canada, comes

to UBC today.Pierre Berton will discuss his controversial book Th e

Comfortable Pew with UBC religious studies prof . Rev .William Nicholls and Anglican Chaplain Rev. AllanJackson at noon today in Brock in a panel sponsored bythe Anglican Theological College .

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$80 a day cost cancel sconference bookingAMS co-ordinator of activities Graeme Vanc e

Thursday to squelch B.C. Student Federation 'sBrock Hall for a conference Feb. 27 and 28 .

"There are just too manyirregularities in their applica-tion," he said .

"And it appears to me thefederation is just using campu sgroups as sponsors to get freefacilities . "

As a consequence, he said ,he has notified BCSF hea dHardial Bains the group willhave to pay the regular Brockrental fee of $80 a day.

"That's too much money, "Bains told The Ubyssey . Bainssaid his group will meet overthe weekend to consider thepossibility of forming a B . C .Student Federation Club.

He said then the UBC branc hof the Federation would atleast be considered an AM Sorganization and hence eligiblefor free use of Brock .

Vance said he almost can-celled the booking altogether .

"The federation came outwith a $118 full-page ad fo rthte conference which listed a$2 delegate fee ;

"The advertisement didn'tmention NDC sponsors andthey didn't fill out the requir-ed co-ordination control form ;

"And they didn't get con-firmation from us on theirbooking," he said .

"However, all I am doing isinsisting they pay the samerates for Brock as other off -campus people, since they arenot an AMS organization . "

Vance said the Federationfirst had the conference bookedunder the sponsorship of theAcademic Activities Commit -tee last Monday .- "But since the AAC is in a

(Continued on Page 3 )SEE: SQUELCH

often, but the noise is prettybad, generally . "

Chris Garland, Science IV ,said: "The noise goes on allthe time. It is pretty hard tostudy. The commissionaireshould take action here ."

Bill McLeary, Arts 1, whowas socializing, was askedwhy:

"We don't have any plac eelse to go! Brock is over-crowded, and lunches can' tbe eaten in the Bus Stop.Other areas are too fa raway," he said .

(Eating is forbidden in lib-rary study areas . )

"Library policemen woul djust cramp our style," one ofhis friends ,said. "You gottabe an idiot to study in her eanyway . "

'Gotta be an idiot .

Chatter beats booksto study in College'

in Library

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See page 4

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By ROBBI WEST

AMS president Roger Mc-Afee blasted Thursday whathe called "lying, garbage tac-tics" employed by CharlieBoylan's supporters in Wed-nesday's first vice-presidentelection .

He charged Boylan's back-ers spread rumors that he(McAfee) and incumbent BobCruise bribed other potentialcandidates tocontesting theidency.

McAfee als oconsistentlypositions hetaken in pasttween them .

Commenting on McAfee'scharges, AMS first vice-presi-dent Bob Cruise said : "To myknowledge, Boylan neverstooped to the level of some ofhis campaigners .

"It was a good, hard-foughtcampaign," he said .

(Cruise won the election2,675 votes to Boylan's 1,698 . )

In an interview, McAfeesaid: "I am absolutely disgust-ed with the campaigning tac-tics used by several supporter sof defeated candidate Charli eBoylan .

"I have never seen so muc hgarbage and so many outrightlies spread by one particulargroup .

"Some of Boylan's support-ers spread rumors that incumb-ent Bob Cruise _and myselfhad bribed other candidatesto keep them from runnin gfor office," McAfee charged .

"This is garbage and thesepeople knew it was garbagewhen they started spreadingit," McAfee said.

McAfee challenged Boyla nto a public debate regardingthe issues he claimed Boyla nhad misrepresented him on.

McAfee said it was very un-fortunate that a candidate whohad so very little to offer hadto . resort to such tactics togain support .

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Friday, February 12, 1965

Elections Monday

EAGLE(Continued from Page 1 )

in Asian studies, also spoke .Willmott outlined Canada' s

involvement in the are athrough the International Con-trol Commission in theformer Indo-China, and throughCanada's interest in multi-national development of theMekong River .

He stated three reasons forcurrent National LiberationFront (Viet Cong) support ofthe revolt : Vietnamese nation-alism, desire for economi cchange and land reform, andmisery incurred by the waritself.

Foulks hit the Americansfor their support of the Diemregime .

"The people were literallydriven by Diem to take uparms," he said .

Burns bellows SundayRadio commentator P a t

Burns sounds off Sunday at aB.C. Civil Liberties Associa-tion Minority Rights Commit -tee panel discussion on the B.C .Indian .

UBC Anthropology professorR. W. Dunning will also be onthe panel at 8 p .m. in the Jew-ish Community Center, Forty-first and Cambie.

Week speake rLaw graduate Mary Southin

who is director of B .C. Civi l

Liberties Association w i 1 1

speak at noon Monday in

Brock to begin Hillel week .

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NEW ANGLICAN College chapel, originally scheduled for completion in June of thisyear, will be finished in September . Th e chapel completes a building progra mbegun several years ago .

Meagre crowdhears apathy hit

Life Thursday railed atis a compromise of diverseviews.

Rev. Richardson called thereport an analysis of symp-toms, not the disease .

"Students aren' tquiring academicssaid .

Education Undergrad So -ciety president Dave Lynn saidmost students are concernedonly with passing exams .

He said most women stu-dents in education are mor econcerned with getting theirMrs. than their BEd.

A panel discussion on Studentstudent apathy .

The panel was the third ofa series sponsored by the Ac-ademic Goals committee todiscuss the President's report ,Guideposts to Innovation .

Panel members were Care yHall residence dean Rev. J. I .Richardson, physics professorDr. Kenneth Mann, Educationundergraduate society presi-dent Dave Lynn, Ed Hutchins ,Grad Studies II, and ClayPerry, Arts III .

Dr. Mann told an audienceof about 30 students in Brocklounge the president's report

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birth control laws changedbut won't take the responsibil-ity themselves, MP Bob Prit-tie told students Thursday .

Prittie has introduced a billin Parliament to allow dissem-ination of birth control infor-mation .

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Lumberman H. R . MacMillan's $1 million giftUnion College will be used for extension of it sfacilities .

Rev. Jack Shaver of th ecollege said extension of lib-rary facilities would bring th ecollege up to the standards re-quired by the American As-sociation of Theologica lschools.

This would allow for the es-tablishment of a seminary inthe Vancouver area.

The college will also usesome of the money for researchscholarships and fellowships .

The Anglican Theologica lCollege also received a $1 mil-lion endowment from Mac-Millan .

Rev. J. Blewett, principal ofthe college, said the moneywill be invested and the inter-est used for expenses outsidethe normal costs of the college .

"The funds will be usedstrictly for scholarship, re-search, training, travel, visit-ing lecturers and post gradu-ate work," Blewett said .

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state of flux, their chairma nhas resigned and they are indebt anyway, I advised th efederation they had to findother sponsors," Vance said .

Wednesday, the Nuclear Dis-armament Club made a book-ing for Brock, sponsoring th econference . But the booking byNDC chairman Dick Woods-worth said there would be noadmission charges .

"The listing of no attendancecosts was just an error," saidBains .

Bains said he hopes to pre-sent the federation club con-stitution to University Club scommittee Monday .

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Illegality and corruption:

PF looks at pot —page 2also : a backward look at AAG

Uncalled for, un-wanted and mostl yunfair, the followingtwo columns containa whimsical revie wof the past seven day sat UBC .

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weekhas

HOT OFF THE GIRD -LE: Radsoc announced itis going to fire up its al-ready sizzling hot line swith a program calledSex and the Co-ed. Thesecrets of life will com efrom a master (mistress? )of ceremonies by th ename of Marg Perry, a17-year-old freshman artsstudent and the daughte rof presidential aide andgarbage investigator Dr.Neil Perry.

. . .DON'T CALL US,

WE'LL CALL YO UDEP'T : When 10 personsshowed up in the 450-seatHebb Theatre for his anti-apartheid rally, organize rDismas Adija offered:

"I am sure people areinterested in what we aredoing!"

And there was theThursday meeting inBrock at which Dr . K. C.Mann, of physics, andR e v . J. I. Richardsonpreached the virtures o fstudents and facultymingling for spare-timediscussions . Then the yleft their audience of twodozen students and head-ed straight for the Facul-ty Club .

• • •IN THE FAME GAME :

Raving Roger McAfee ,the out-going AMS pres-id e n t , out-talked every-body this week to get hisname in the paper a rec-ord 22 (twenty-two) times .He easily drowned out :vice - presidential c a m -paigners Bob Cruise (21 )and Charlie Boylan (15);Byron Hender (11) ; andWilliam Andrew C e c i lBennett and Barbar aBudd (1 each — in separ-ate stories) .

• • •INQUISITION : C o m -

munist Charlie Boylan ,with subtle pink tonguein cheek, said of newly-elected first vice-presidentBob Cruise, who b e a thim : "I'll be here nextyear to watch him ." Butguess who will be watch-ing Charlie .

• • •TREADING 0 N THE

FEDS : For the secondslate in a row, B.C. Stu-dent Federation candi -dates were wiped out .Well, back to picketing ,non - violent sing - song sand public demonstra-tions for another year.

A n d , insignificantly ,B .C. Stud Fed tub-thump-er Hardial Bains didn' tget his name in the pape ronce this week. But hedid manage to squeezehis address twice into anexpensive, cluttered full-page advertisement .

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IMPOTENT: Aggie -Aussie Graeme V a n e e .who's never run for elec-tion in his life, will beAMS co-ordinator for th esecond straight year . Ah ,vox populi . . .

• • •IN CHARITY : Zillion -

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• • •INDIGESTION : P t o -

maine tsar Ruth Blair hasreneged, and will pl y

her student slaves withpay increases of aboutfour cents an hour. Shewil now probably remov eeven that wretched relis hfrom campus hamburgers,just like she scratche dthe lettuce and tomatoeswhen money was neede dto build the Ponderosa .

. • •INHALED, J A I L E D ,

AND BAILED: P o l i c edeftly raided a lowe rmall residence last weekand later charged a stu-dent with having a poun dof marijuana in his pos-session. Which prove swhat we've been sayingfor years: the residencesare going to pot .

• • •I N F I R M : Nationally ,

Opposition Leader JohnDiefenbaker was report-ed to have emerged fromt h e important nationa lexecutive meeting in Ot-tawa, confident and shak-ing .

• • •INEPT: Among the ar-

tistical abortions per-formed during the Con-temporary Arts Festiva lwere :

A six-ton fizzle on th eice-sculpting scene —B &G finally bulldozed theice off the Buchananquad after artists decidedice goes better in drinks ;

Eating in effigy whe nfrazzy SF artist B r u c eConnor finked out on his"Art Is Me Eating" dis-play and a frazzy fourth-estater from the local sec-ond-rate paper subbed fo rhim ;

A $500 goof when arch-itect Jeff Lindsay's "free-floating structure" float-ed freely umpteen milesstraight up instead of re-maining moored and hov-ering over campus .

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FEBRUARY 12, 196 5

ON THE COVER : A John Sloanpainting, from 1896 . Part of ashow in UBC's Fne Arts Gallery,opening Tuesday next .

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Editor: AL HORSTKelsey

Films, Books Graham OlneyCurrent Affatn Peter PensArtwork—10f Wall, Al Hunter,

Gerry Ehma n

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We've only got s i xpages this week, so ThisWeek Has Two Columnsreturns on the frontcover. Himie Koshevoy ,move over .

The rest of the paper

reeks of marijuan asmoke. 0 u r indefatigu-able and intrepid inves-

tigator, Al Horst, spentan evening with a groupof local potheads. He re -

turns to earth from hismarijuana high on pagetwo. Al says he now live sin constant fear of th eRCMP .

Back another page, EdHutchings decides t h eAmerican avant - gardefilm-makers lack the dis-cipline of the other arts .They've become sort ofderriere instead, says Ed .

Barbara Shumiatchergoes to Hamlet, J o h nKelsey goes to Oh Dad,Poor Dad, Mamma' sHung You in the Close tand I'm Feelin' so Sad—which is the best title ofthe year, too .

And Bhavan bumblesabout the bistros, Eth-ridge goes to the sym-phony, and Bell repliesto nine music students .

Frank Harris corn-m e n t s on symposium ,and adds his wreath forKaspar , Naegele .

There's probably morein there, somewhere.

But not as much aswe'd like. Six pages putsstrange, strained limit son creativity. More pagesputs strains on the bud-get.

ARGUMENT

Crouched in dark cellars,they sit and smoke marijuanabut it's really all so what,and the problem could gopool and away so easily

HERE'S THE POT procedure:above, folding a marijuanajoint; center top, putting thepot into that same joint;center bottom, toking wit hthe aid of an English car-buretor — a long, hollowpaper tube.

PF Two

By AL HORST

L IKE, I am now high o npot .

As I write this, it is as itwill be printed .

I feel fine, not drunk, notreally different.

I'm vaguely content, yetI can't say why.

I can hear a guitar play-ing, two conversations, mytypewriter, a noisy refrig-erator and a mouth loudlybiting a cookie .

It all started when agroup of people came toThe Ubyssey office to tel lus about a society beingformed to legalize the useof marijuana and to try toeradicate other o b s o l e t elaws. We asked if theywould help us do a Page Fri-day article about marijuana .We wanted to know allabout pot .

They had plans for a Van-couver Province — attendedpot smoking session, so wemade it that evening. Thisevening.

The Vancouver Time scame along; we went to aKitsilano flat.

These people showed ushow to make a joint (as amarijuana cigarette is call-ed), and smoked several, allthe while answering ques-tions for reporters and pos-ing for photographers . Afteran hour or two, I asked ifI could try .

I tried, and here I sit .I think (as someone said

tonight) pot smoking re-moves your automatic noisefilters . I can understand anddistinguish each noise andcoherently understand each—simultaneously .

I notice colors and pat -terns more intensively thanI normally do, but not in anintruding way .

But when I look directly ,things seem more vivid .

I am comfortable, breath-ing, bodily systems all go ,sex drive normal, all facul-ties clear and alive'

I have somewhat perversenotions about playing littleword games on the type-writer, but I'm resistingthem.

I'm now smoking a cigar-ette (tobacco) and drinkinga beer. My first beer to-night .

Here's how a joint ismade :

Two cigarette papers arefastened together . A smal lamount of pot is put in —about one-quarter theamount of tobacco in a cig-arette.

It is folded up, one en dtwisted, licked well, and lit .

The people pass it around ,each taking a very deepdrag (a toke) .

Then they get high —which is pleasant, sort of"so what" ; nobody here to-

night is an ogre, and no-one is raving, and no one i sa nuisance (like someonedrunk on alcohol) . A highlasts several hours.

And no one is a criminal .Except they all possess mari-juana .

Marijuana .The old evil stuff .

It's bad stuff, says Det .Sgt . John Gillies, head ofVancouver City Police' sdrug squad .

"I've never met a mal eaddict who wasn't a crimin-al or a female addict whowasn't a prostitute," he said .

From this and more, thepicture of the marijuanauser is one of degradation,crime, ridden by his habit,sunk in a pit of evil .

This is the apparent pic-ture and basic premise use dby the Vancouver City Po-lice and Canada's legislat-ors .

Such as Magistrate LesBewley, who sentences usersto six months and more .

Such as the laws, whichprescribe seven years pen-alty for mere possession o fmarijuana and other drugs .

But others say otherwise .They say marijuana is non-addictive, and is no moreharmful physiologicallythan tobacco .

"There is no evidencethat marijuana is a habitforming drug in the sensewhich the term is appliedto alcohol, opium, cocaine,etc ., or that it has any dele-terious influence on the in-dividual using it," says theeditor of The Military Sur-geon, Col . James M. Phalenof the U.S. Army .

Marijuana is a hemp-typeplant — similar in appear-ance to the tobacco plant.It is about six feet tall, withthin, saw-tooth edge leaves .Small green flowers growat the top — these are thebest smoke and the top-grade pick .

The variety reaching Van-couver is picked, dried, cu tand cured in Mexico . Muchof the world's supply isgrown in the Far East andthe Tangiers area .

When cut and cured, it' sa reddish or greenish subs-tance looking very muchlike dry tobacco or tea .

There is no discoverableconnection between mari-juana and heroin .

Heroin is derived fromthe seeds of the opiumpoppy. It is a narcotic (mari-juana isn'tt), it is addictive(marijuana isn't), and it i sdangerous (marijuana isn't) .

. . it may be observedthat there appears to b emedical opinion that mari-juana is less habit formingand less toxic to the huma nsystem than is tobacco,"says Justice Schauer of theCalifornia Supreme Court .

Narcotics put you to sleep— I've heard no evidencethat marijuana does .

There's more quotes —quotes in favor of marijuanafrom doctors, armies, andcourts of law . Each balancedby quotes from police andother courts of law, describ-ing (as Det. Sgt. Gilliesdoes) the pothead (mari-juana user) as a deviantcriminal and a little thickin the head.

It depends on whose auth-ority is the most reliable .

A user said, "The keyseems to be here : marijuanausers, all those I know, arereasonably bright and appar-ently normal. They breakno laws, except the law ofpossessing marijuana . Theydo no terrible thing, asidefrom breaking this law . Butthey are a police problem ,and a problem costing enor-mous amounts of time andmoney to remove.

"Legalize marijuana, andthe problem mis gone," hesaid.

The only argument againstlegalization is that pushersof heroin use marijuana a sa thrill-teaser and then theyincite the victim to try thegreater kick of heroin.

Heroin pushing is a mostprofitable business.

When a user is hooked ,the price is jumped, forcinghim to steal to support hishabit .

So here's the real prob-lem. Marijuana alone can-not lead to any such situa-tion because it is not addic-tive, and the user is notcompelled to use more andmore .

There's how it stands.Det . Sgt . Gillies and the en-tire police force would elim-inate their drug problem ifthey could convince thelegislators to legalize it outof existence .

And from the standpointof the crime rate, they'dbe in far better shape .HORST gets high on po

CINEMA

Discipline in the arts, butAAG slops all over the silverscreen with fuzzy battle cries.Until they take the phone out,and who was listening anyway?

This is the second andconcluding part of a goodlong look at Avant Gard efilm-makers in the U .S .

By ED HUTCHING SWO weeks ago Graham

T Olney began this hatch-et job on the AmericanAvant-Garde film, some-t i m e s called the Apres -Garde .

Then there was a week' sbreak for ContemporaryArts Festival reviews a n dclaw sharpening . Now backto the modern America nschool of way-out film .

In regard to the AAG, Idon' t join with Graham inhating each individual gut .I've never been able tomake up my mind, for ex-ample, whether the groupas a whole lacks basic tal-ent.

• • •

But they certainly lackartistic discipline .

Their freedom from con-vention lies in their behav-ior more than their art, andtheir celebrated spirit ofrevolt seems to me to beoddly complacent .

An artistic movementsuch as the AAG that cutsitself off from tradition asthe AAG does has to dependlargely on the legitimacy ofits approach to its own art .

In the 1940's the AAG at-titude was strongly influ-enced by graphic art : Cub-ism, surrealism and other1920-ish ideas .

• • •

Pre-1950 was, in fact, th etrue apres-garde period .However I date the distinc-t i v e American movementfrom 1950, when the princi-pal influence became t h edogma of revolt, not as ameans to an end, but as avaluable state of mind, on ewhich clarified issues andgenerated new concepts.

In general this kind ofapproach encourages p o o rdiscipline a n d disorganize dthinking in an artist, but wetend, or are encouraged, toexcuse all this if the motiv eof the revolt is honorable .(Kafka would be called amediocre Gothic writer, ex-cept that we feel that whatwas bothering him was, andis, important . )

Now let it be clear at oncethat there is reason for re -volt in film .

• • •The Hollywood tradition:

invincible professionalism ,utter fat-headedness and to-tal restriction of opportun-ity would make Horatio Al-ger give up .

And, national boasts to

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Ed Hutchings has beenlurking about the Brocksince 1959, working in Film-sec, (he is a past Chairmanand President of Cis), andoccasionally doing som eMathematics, to the delight,

not unmixedwith surprise,of the depart-ment involv-ed. He fan-c i e s himsel fa film critic ,among otherfancies. Hehas stron g

opinions, claims to be ableto out-talk Brian Belfont ,admires Larry Kent's dip-lomacy, has made Potlatch,but as a character, not awriter. He is totally unableto write, but cultivates edu-cated typewriters. For relax-ation, he enjoys asking pro-fessors who talk about Mar-shall McLuhan if they haveever read any of McLuhan'sbooks.

the contrary, there isn' tmuch in Canada that isn't inthe Hollywood tradition .

In reply, the AAG film-makers are taking the ap-propriate liberties . There i slittle question that they area disorganized and self-in-dulgent mob .

One recalls B r a k h a g e ,two years ago, showing afearsome collection of filmsranging from moderatelyinteresting t o atrociousl ycorny. And standing therequite convinced that everylast none, (and indeed every-thing he ever made), wa sworth showing .

• • •Yet we are obliged to ig-

nore this, because Brack-hage is revolting against'the interests' .

I once had some hope fo rthe New York scene, whereRobert Frank and Shirle yClarke seemed to have bothfeet on the ground .

Frank, in particular,seemed to be interested insome of the less obvious as-pects of Beat at a time whenBeat had a future .

His Sin of Jesus is prettyfar out, (the Heavenly Hos tappear as beatniks in acloud of chicken feathers) ,but it shows real dramati cfeeling and a willingness t oaccept the discipline of themedium .

• • •Frank, though, is never

likely to refine his style ,(which needs it), as long asJonas Mekas can becom ethe local hero for slobber-ing his self-pity all over8,000 feet of Guns Of TheTrees .

Once eagain we are ex-pected to excuse Mekas be -cause all this slush is in agood cause .

Now I have a suggestion .I think the revolt is phony .

The cause exists, yes . Theopponent is a pitiless auth-ority, yes . What bothers meis that in a real rebellion ,the rebels stick together, butthese heroes are dividedinto winners and losers .

• • •And the winners are sup -

posed to be the true revo-lutionaries .

Perhaps the question isworth examining: how 'in'

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do you have to be, how care-ful, how conformist, to beblunt, in order to be ac-cepted as a rebel?

I'm certain that history i sfull of genuine rebels thatno one has ever heard of—because they really wererebels against a pitilessauthority, and they died .

• • •

And nobody cares abou tthem, not because they wer enot rebels but because theyweren't winners .

I'm not apologetic at all

for suspecting that the rebe l

who is acceptable to modern

art patrons, (who are, b yand large, a touchy crew) ,

is, either by accident or de-sign, a pretty accommodat-

ing person .

Conversely, the rebel whomerely rebels is considereda bit questionable . BrianBelfont a rebel? Not really .Where's his Canada Coun-cil grant?

Perhaps the importantthing about the avant-gard erevolution against the op-pressive system and th enasty bourgeois, (and theyare oppressive and nasty) ,is that it has been lost .

• • •

In some areas, say civi l

rights, there is still action .

In North American art, andparticularly in film, the rev-

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GEORGE Francis Trai ncast a fond eye on the

500 gatherer1 to watch himsail from Vancouver in 188 9and was sea-sick for thenext 16 days .

Train, a multi-millionair eeccentric, was on his secon dround the world trip at-tempting to best a 72-dayglobe-girdling effort by Nel-lie Bly .

Some few thousand dol-lars and no end of troublelater, Train completed histrip, beat the hell out of thesweet sob-sister for the NewYork World, and collecte d$4,200 prize money .

Train's first trip, whic hhe made in 80 days andsome joker named Vernestole for a famous story ofsome sort, made w o r l dtravel fashionable . AfterVerne's version of Train ,Phineas Fogg, hit the streetsin Verne's celebrated bookTrain suffered an acute caseof indigestion that lasteduntil his death .

He was, in fact, sochoked up by Verne's stor yof his life, that he neverdeigned to even drop in on

SQUARE PEGS by IrvingWallace. Berkeley P u b -lishing. New York, sof tcover, 255 pp . 60 cents.

Verne at his Paris home ,though he passed throughParis several times on hi searth-shattering trips .

Train is only one gentle-man with a few oddities .There are eight other maleand female eccentrics rolle dinto one delightful knot i na small book by Irving Wal-lace. It's entitled SquarePegs, and, if you close youreyes really tight and thinkhard, Wallace's name wil lcreep in .

This is the Wallace, tha tWallace, who wrote t h eChapman Report . Yes, thatWallace, banned by theCatholic League for Decen-cy and the Girl Guides .

But that Wallace doesn'treally show his face in thisWallace's book. Light, racy ,but well-researched t h i sWallace digs into the livesof nine American eccentricsin the 1800s .

People like Timothy Dex-ter make this an unusua lbook . Timothy Dexter, yes,Timothy Dexter. An innocu-ous little man, he has to bethe struggling English 10 0student's answer to a prayer„

It was Dexter, ;, you see,who had his own little boo kpublished in 1802, an ad-mittedly lusterless period o fA m• e r i c a n literature. Headded a bit of that old ka-pow by writing a ratherunusual book . It was onelong sentence, or rather nosentence at all.

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His effort, A Pickle forthe Knowing Ones, had notone bit of punctuation in itat all . Further, there seeme dto be no meaning — a greatstream of consciousness per-haps — and no rekognizablespeling except bi fonetics.

I t w a syoucouldsayadamnhardbooktoread .

But Dexter was no fool ,he recognized his mistak eimmediately, and 36 yearslater added a page whic hcleared up any problems thereader might have had . Hemerely added a page ofpunctuation marks for thereader to insert where ,when, and how he dam nwell pleased .

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That about set the tonefor the other seven individ-uals studied . They rangef r o m Victoria Woodhull ,stockbroker, spiritualist, andprostitute who ran for pres-ident of the United State sagainst Ulysses Grant . (Shedidn't win, students of Am-erican history .) . She preach-ed free love and practicedit, became unbearably weal-thy and died at a ripe oldage .

Or perhaps you feel thecentre of the earth is hol-low and inhabited by mil-lions of people — well 'JohnCleveland Symmes is yourman.

Or maybe you are in fa-vor of nudity, well Ann eRoyall managed to inter-view a goodly number ofpeople in her life—includ-ing John Quincy Adams—in the nude .

Why not follow the excit-ing tales of Joshua Norton .He was the Emperor of theUnited States and Mexico ,you know. He told Abraha mLincoln what to do, an dmany papers carried his al-most monthly proclama-tions .

Wallace's book is theideal bedside reader . Eachcharacter is dealt with inone chapter and easily readin that time just before youneed pencils to keep youreyelids open .

His characterizations arenot cruel, but gentle andtolerant. The book is writ-ten in an easy and readablemanner . There are no greatinsights to draw from thi seffort, just a little useless in-formation to add to yourcocktail conversation .

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A glissandi, aBarenboim andthou makes fora gimpy concert

By JEAN ETHRIDGEDaniel Barenboim, 2 2

year old pianist, is quite ashowman, judging from lastMonday evening's perform-ance with the VancouverSymphony . His playing ofBeethoven's Emperor Con-certo lacked inspiration andseemed cold, altho'Llgh evi-

dence of a faultless tech-nique and attention to de-tail made some compensa-tion. The rhythmically stilt-ed beginning of the fina lmovement was distressing ,but in repetition the passageimproved as the pianist too khis cues from the orchestrainstead of vice-versa . Occas-ionally the orchestra over -powered the pianist ; gener-ally the two elements blend-ed successfully .

Weber's Overture to DerFrieschutz began the eve-ning pleasantly, providingcontrast to t h e excitin gScheherazade b y Rimsky -Korsakoff . T h e orchestr aconducted by Meredit hDavies deserves praise fortheir high quality of music-ianship. I n Scheherazade ,the sweeping glissandi onthe harp coupled with thepassionate violin melodiesmade a pleasing combina-tion; contrasted with color-ful answering effects be-tween the brass and wood-winds. The orchestra cap-tured the oriental moodwell, carrying the audienceinto The Arabian Nights 'imaginary world .

•

Bell dings theirate musicstudents forunfair shark

By WARREN BEL LMy review of a Collegiu m

Musicum presentation drewsome public criticism fro mmusic students . I should liketo reply to their attacks,which are partly unjusti-fied .

First of all, my origina larticle was rather drastic-ally edited, and clarity andcontinuity were partiall ydestroyed; moreover, sever -al vital omissions radicall yaltered its overall aspect .However, I do not seekcover behind the actions ofothers .

• • •In the original review, I

should merely have writtenthat, in my honest opinion ,Mr. Piltz gave a lousy lec-ture . I believe any one pres-ent at the concert (or what-ever you wish to call it )would agree to that. Herambled, digressed, and soknotted himself up in de-tails (of no interest music-ally or musicologically) tha tI despaired of his ever ex-tricating himself . His fre-quent asides were of signi-ficance to faculty membersonly (i .e ., they were person-al remarks and rather ou tof place) .

• • •I realize and approve of

the aims of Collegium Musi-cum — to give lecture con-certs dealing in depth withsome lesser known compose r— but on Jan . 22, theseaims were obscured throughpoor preparation of the lec-ture half of the presenta-tion. This was unfortunate ,since the music was inter-esting, pleasant, and up tostandard in performance .

I hope the next, CollegiumMusicum I go to is bette rnarrated .

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Dobson songssung similarlybut each songso sincere

By TAJA BHAVANCana dian folksongstress ,

Bonnie Dobson, is appearin gat the Ark . She gained muchof her experience in th eStates and was especially in-fluenced by Joan Baez butwhen she does Baez num-bers they are noticably dif-ferent . One good thing isthat she used a goodly num-ber of Canadian folk songsand sings almost every typeof folk or blues. Also, sh eseems so sincere aboutevery song that she sings;on the other hand, eachsong sounds as though itwere sung in the same way .

Another female songstres sis Karen James who is play-ing the Bunkhouse . Karen i sthe hostess of a children'sshow on local TV and b ythis association sings goo dsongs for children, like "Th eUnicorn". She plays a 12 -string guitar and it is thisthat makes her rather un-que. But it is the songs thatare accompaned by a 6 -string that are her absolutebest . I must say bravo for anew version of "Blue", butit was too fast moving an dnon-sensuous for an old tra-ditional blues number .

DRAMA

Head-shrunkHamlet no moreas play leanstoward action

By BARBARASHUMIATCHER

What in hell is Hamle tall about? Well — there'sthis prince, see . . . T h eaction approach to Hamlethas a great deal to be sai dfor it, and it does not ex-clude the possibility of asensitive and profound in-terpretation of the maincharacter . It is certainlybetter than siezing a fewlines and saying `This is Lt !("Hamlet is a man who can -not make up his mind" —Olivier . Nonsense!) Or th evogue of insisting that theimportant fact is that Ham -let has a great big Oedipu scomplex .

John Brockington's pro-duction of the play, now a tthe Freddy Wood, sticks tothe action and leaves thepsychologists outside t h etheatre, where they prob-ably belong .

The set, undoubtedly themainstay of the show, is a nintriguing piece of sculptureplaced on a turntable an dwound about with wonder-ful flights of stairs . It ispierced by arches and inte-grated perfectly with stairsleading down into the orch-estra pit . The directormoves the characters over

under and around it in ameaningful way .

The supporting cast isgood . For once, Polonius i snot overplayed . An excel-lent performance by Rob-ert Orchard . Patricia Lud-wick's Ophelia is fragil eand charming and a goodstrong Laertes is providedby Eric Schneider .Peter Brockington as Ham-

let is often clear and mov-ing, especially in the solilo-quys (which are given a nhonest, and therefore ver yfresh, reading), but at othertimes a petulant quality ofvoice and gesture mars hisperformance a n d weakensthe play . He is not aided b yhis costumes which areskimpy and unbecoming .Starched collars for Ham-let?

The main task the com-pany has taken for itselfis to make the story clear .This has been achieved, bu tthe production lacks fireand, in the last half of theplay, even pace . There aremany times during the playwhen the reality of the sit-uation and the characters i sstriking . Hamlet's firstgreeting of Horatio, for ins-tance, and the oath on th esword scene, all .of Polonius 'long speeches, Rosencrantzand Guildenstern exchang-ing dirty looks . . . manymoments . . . but not enough .

Depth of characterizatio nhas been sacrificed to pol-ish . The pressures of shortrehearsal time often forceCanadian directors into thi skind of expedient and slickapproach to a play . If theyare doing `The Moon is Blue'I couldn't care less . B u twith good plays like HamletI think it's time they resist-ed the silly argument oftime, money, and all thatwith some solid down t oearth realistic statementlike: "Our company is no win rehearsal for Hamlet .We'll produce it in aboutsix months — if it's ready . "

All rosy -- dad'son his hook andall's right withthe world

By JOHN KELSE YIt is a hotel room. Five

bellboys enter a hotel room ,to prepare it for Madam eRosepetal (Dorothy Davis) .Her lovely son Jonathan(Tom Hauff), whom s h ec a 11 s alternately Edward ,Albert, and Robinson, come sin and stut ars through theplacement of his fabulou scollections of books, stamps ,and coins . Madame Rose-petal browbeats the bell -boys, and they bring in her

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seduction of Commodor eRoseabove (L e e Taylor) ;Rosalie's (Isabel McClure)seduction of Jonathan ; Jon-athan's murder of Rosalie ;Jonathan's murder of hisstamps, books, coins, Rosa-linda, and the flytraps ; andDad's fall out of his closet .

Madame Rosepetal start sslowly — she hasn't th eproper command of the bell-boys, and the first scenedoesn't happen as Kopit in -tended it should . But shewinds up to a tremendousdelivery of her 20 minutespeech to Commodore Rose-above. Twenty minutespeeches are very difficul tfor any actor .

The bumbling Roseabov eis, I think, miscast . He doesnot look or act as Kopitseems to intend in his orig-inal — he is too silly, andlooks too foppish . MadameRosepetal's actions don't af-fect him as they ought; he i snot bewildered enough andstarts too low to be properlybrought down.

Jonathan was at his bestalone. He has several dia-logue-less scenes with histelescope and the rest of theliving room — he succeedsadmirably. He stutters mos tdramatically . And Rosali ewas terrific throughout. Shehas a wild, mad role ; shedoes it full justice .

Francisco has interpretedthis play correctly — th eoriginal is very clear any-way — and the motherhoodtheme reaches the audience .It is the sort of 'thing whichcan lose it's basic idea, if too

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much attention is paid to th eridiculous and to the gags .The sets could have bee nuteerly fantastic, and wouldthen have seriously detract-ed from the plot . They hadthe right amount o f re-straint, while still incorpor-ating all the necessary gad -gets .

Aside from the bellboys ,the slow start, and Rose-above, this is a well doneplay. A Playhouse Theatr efirst for this season .

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Ark . Bonnie Dobson andBarrie Hall end this week-end. Don Crawford andJana Bergh Feb . 13 to 17 .

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Keep it bouncingNote to H. R. MacMillan:

Thank you.

The ball, loaded with $8.2 million plus interest ,

passes to UBC, Union College and Anglican Theological

College .

It's the kind of ball that can be bounced a long

way .

It will treble the library's collection .

In the words of John B . Macdonald, the fellowships

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It is a grant so attuned to the needs and recommenda-

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of the president's report on academic goals, that the

report might have inspired it .

The two recommendations that come to mind:

. . . that the university seek funds to permit graduat e

students to continue their program of studies through-

out the year," and "that the university continue to giv e

high priority to the expansion and improvement of

library facilities."

There is no question that a trebled library collectio n

and increased fellowships will put UBC into the compe-

tition for top students.

But another recommendation of the president's com-

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funds to permit the appointment of distinguished pro-

fessors to initiate new research and foster emerging

creative work . "

Within limits, increased library facilities and grad-

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existence — food for thought, no matter how abundant ,

does little to supplement a meager salary .

We suggest that this should be foremost in the

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who dabble in the game of university finances .

We suggest that it should be foremost in the mind

of the Board of Governors when faculty salaries are

re-examined.

We suggest also that the university delve into it s

jumbled promotion procedures .

If faculty are offered incentives comparable to thos e

now being offered students, UBC might yet become a

worthwhile place to study—and to work .

They might even bring a little closer Dr . Macdonald ' s

dream of a Yale tucked away in the southwest corner

of Canada .

H. R. MacMillan has certainly done everything he

can be expected to . It would surely be unreasonable to

expect him to pay for more faculty, too .

That job is UBC's .

By CAROLE MUNRO E

The scene :night club .

The time :night .

The cast :dents .

As the curtain rises on thi scozy group, the host ordersthe first cocktails .

Conversation through tworounds of pre-dinner drinks ,a $6-a-plate dinner, the wineand the liqueur is light .

But a well-satisfied stom-ach seems to promote morestimulating table talk .

Topics understandably havetheir basis in university life .And university life has it sbasis in money — which soo nbecomes the center of discus-sion .

More specifically, CanadaStudent Aid Loans and othe rmoney-lending agencies .

These students spoke withauthority on t h e subject.Many had already taken outloans through the Ottaw afund ; the others figured the ywould soon have to .

And as the advantages and

disadvantages of this loansystem were jockeyed fromstudent to student, the hostordered another round ofcocktails .

A scene crammed with par-adoxes ?

Maybe so, but it's a prettycommon sight .

UBC students m a y b ebroke, but we ARE livin ghigh .

We have money to buycars. Or to fill gas tanks o fborrowed ones .

We have money for movies ,plays, concerts and operas .(So much, it seems, that w edon't even bother to take ad-vantage of special low rate swe are entitled to for lastminute tickets . )

We have money for liquo rat our parties .

We have money for pub-bing sessions .

We have money for form-als .

Poverty-stricken students?No . . . but why should we

be?We are considered safe fin-

ancial risks. Our status asUBC students guarantees this .

We can usually walk into abank, a credit office or a stu-dent loan agency on our prom -ise of good marks and goo dsummer jobs, just because weare students .

Why be worried ?Our society is built around

credit.So as we study and play

with gay abandon on bor-rowed funds, let us remember :

We're investigating not onlyin our education but also inour credit ratings .

Ten years from now we'l lbe glad we have both .

thej o h.I

kelsey

The roommate's parentscame to town last weekend.

I was all for getting thehell right out, moving them ,and us, into a hotel .

"Oh, no," he said . "We'llspend a few days cleaningthe place up, then we'll moveout for a few days, and thenwe'll come home just befor ethey get here."

"Come on," I said . "Got ashovel or a flame-thrower? "

"It won't ,be that had. Real-ly . And you've got the doublebed, so you can move ontothe couch . "

"Come on," I said .Not daunted in the slight-

est, he requested that I goborrow a vacuum cleanerfrom the lady on the topfloor. Undaunted, I went up -stairs, waited a judicious fe wminutes in the hall, and cam edown again .

"She's not home," I said ."Bull," he yelled, and ran

upstairs himself .While I vacuumed the liv-

ing room, he tackled th edishes . Then he vacuumed theliving room while I took aturn at the dishes . Then hedid some more dishes hefound under the chesterfields .

And so into the rest of the,place .

We threw two huge boxe sof papers out . And then burn-ed two bundles of newspap-ers .

We made $7 on beer bottles .Then we spent $2 .5'G of the

$7 on laundry, and the reston blankets at the dry-clean-ers .

We don't keep house toowell, I guess .

We moved out for a fewdays. To let the dust settleagain and to avoid messingthe place up some more .

And we locked the door ,so our friends wouldn't useour lovely, clean, neat pad .

His parents arrived whilewe were at class, which w eknew they would, and weleft them the key on a nailoutside .

When we got home, hismother was scrubbing th efloor .

She said our dishes weredirty.

"And so are your stove andfridge," she said .

"They were not," we chor-oused . But she washed themanyway.

So, I moved out for thethree days they were here .

They've been gone a weeknow .

I got a letter today frommy mother .

She and the old guy arecoming to town for a fewdays next week .

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Thursday was the day of Let' sPretend . Dave Ablett played Edit-or-in-Chief, Richard Blair playedCity Editor and Carol-Anne Bakerplayed Assistant City Editor. Play-ing along were: Mike Bolton, Gor-don McLaughlin, Cassius Clark,Joan Godsell, Roberta West, An nBurge, Jack McQuarrie, C o r o ISmith, Lynn Curtis, Robin Russell ,Linda Hawley, Sara Simeon, Ti mRoberts, Elizabeth Field, Art Caa-person and Paul Terry. For partynews, hot-foot it down to the offic eNOW .

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Birds eye Yanksa matter of Pride

UBC 's Thunderbird basketball team has been causin gcurious rumbling noises among ,American collegiate sports

circles in the northwest .

First of all, U.S. sports buff sask: "Where the hell is th eUniversity of B .C .? "

Then they ask, "How can ateam of Canadians from a

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school which does not provideathletic scholarships k e e pbeating our handpicked All -American boys?"

Answering these querie sUBC coach Peter Mullins says ,"It's simply a matter of pride,we like winning and my play-ers realized at the start of theseason they could beat th etough American colleges onlyif they hustled every minuteof every game . "

As a matter of fact they'vedone it so well that for thefirst time since the late 'fortiesUBC is in a position to end it sseason with a winning recordagainst U .S. Colleges .

By winning their gamesagainst Cascade college to -night and tomorrow night a t8:30 in the Memorial Gym th eBirds can make this feat amatter of record .

Currently their r e c or dagainst American collegeswith whom they have four

{ games left this season is eightwins against six losses . TheBirds over all record is 1 1wins, seven losses .

* * *Revitalization of campus

cricket will be the topic of ameeting open to all, at noontoday in Chemistry 250 .

At present, there are twoseparate organizations at UBC :the University Occasionals-composed mostly of staff—an dthe Varsity Cricket Club, bothof whom compete in the firs tdivision of the City League.The Occasionals captured sec-ond place last year and receiv-ed awards for the best wicket-keeper and the best bowler ofthe season.

To ensure UBC's illustriou scricket reputation is maintain-ed, an effort is being made t oregroup all activities into asingle organization under onesolid management . All thosewho are interested in cricketare urged to attend the meet-ing.

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UB CThe UBC Thunderbirds

travel to Victoria Saturday toplay the Victoria Rugby UnionReps, Victoria Crimson Tide ,in a preliminary McKechni eCup match .

The game has been postpon-ed once because of unplayabl egrounds in Victoria, but it i sexpected that this game wil lgo Saturday for sure .

The winner of the Victoria-UBC match will meet the win-ner of the other preliminarygame, which has Nor-Wests ,an all-star team from theNorth Shore and Richmond ,playing Vancouver Reps .

The ultimate winner of theseplaydowns will take possessio nof the McKechnie Cup . Allgames in the playdowns aresudden-death affairs .

The Thunderbirds go intothis game with an impressive UBC defeated Cascade 86-7 2record of fifteen wins and one I

loss .

a few weeks ago in Portland .But Cascade has three timesscored over 100 points pergame this season and Mullinsmen will have to have theirfavourite defensive weapon ,the full court press, workingat its best to control the of-fensive minded Cascade for-wards .

Latest statistics show tha tUBC's Bob Barazzuol andGene Rizak are having a tigh tbattle for individual scorin ghonours . Barazzuol is averag-ing 13 .9 points per game com-pared with 13 .7 for Rizak .

Sports shortsUBC Sailing team placed

first in the Northwest Inter-Collegiate Yacht Racing As-sociation Regatta at Seattle .Amassing 90 points, UBC out -distanced their second placerivals in the field of fiveteams, by 25 points.

WITH GRACE AND BEAUTY on ice, all that remains to be sewn up is victory when th eWomen's Skating team meets U . of Alberta and U. of Saskatchewan this weekendin Thunderbird arena . The WCIAA competition features Figures and Dance on 'Friday,and Optional Routines Saturday, with both events going from 1 :30 p .m. to 4:30 p.m .Defending Senior Pairs Champions Pat Ha,y (left) and Trudy Norman (right )

WCIAA tournaments hereUBC will host two WCIAA

women's tournaments thisweekend.

At home in Memorial Gym ,Saturday from 10:00 a .m. to12:30 p. m. UBC hosts aWCIAA gymnastic tourna-ment . U. of Saskatchewan wil lbe defending the title theyhave held for the past fiveyears against U. of Albertaand UBC .

Thunderette chances of a nupset are this year rated thebest ever . The calibre of in-dividuals on the team is high .Team includes Bonnie DertrellPE II, a Canadian representat-ive in the 1962 World Cham-pionships ; Fern BrynjolfsonPE I, all-round winner of th e1964 B .C. High School Meet ;and Marie Ramsey PE III, all -round winner of 1962 P.N.W .meet and junior all-round win-ner of the 1962 Western Can-adian Championships .

UBC won the native provin-cial team championship in1963-64 .

* * *Over at Thunderbird Arena ,

the same three teams competein WCIAA figure skatingchampionships . Figures andDance go Friday from 1 :30 -4 :30 p .m., optional routinesare Saturday at the same times.

In last year's competition a tEdmonton, UBC walked offwith three of the top places .

both areabsolutely delicious !

The ski bum

Tough competition for skier sBy TIM ROBERTS

The women's ski team, a ninspiring element for the me nin many a training sessio nthis season, will be competingagainst more than 20 teamsin the Pacific North-West In-ter-Collegiate Women's skimeet today (Feb. 12) and to-morrow (Feb . 13) in Schweit-zer Basin, Idaho .

The team has been workin gout twice a week since Sep-tember, and on weekends hasbeen skiing in local races ortraining on Mt . Seymour towarm up for this main mee tof the season .

Coached ' by Liz Bilodeau ,formerly Liz Green, the team

should run strongly againstteams from the United Statesand other colleges in Canada .

On the first team are Les-lie Anglin and Sue Workman ,both holdovers from lastyear, and Charlotte Kerr an dBarbara Deane, a forme rCanadian national racer .

Sandy Hamilton and JanetHarrison are returnees forthe second team, with new -comers Shirley Black andMikey Chataway roundingout the entry .

The Giant Slalom will beheld today, with the Slalombeing run on Saturday .

Barbara Deane will leaveSaturday night for Rosslandin B .C . to enter the secondday of the Western Canadian

Alpine competitions on Sun-day, Feb . 14 .

The men's Thunderbirdteam decided to compete i nthe Western Canadian cham-pionships, rather than attendthe inter-collegiate meet inMcColl, Idaho this week atconsiderably greater t i m eand expense.

The competition at theWestern Canadian Final spromises to be keen, as manyentries have been submittedfrom the National team andclass "A" racers from B .C . ,Alb e r t a and the UnitedStates .

The members of the teamleft in groups on Wednesdayand Thursday night, and willreturn next monday.

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DRINK PIMM' Ssimply because you'll enjoy the taste of i t

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Pre-Architecture society' sfirst meeting noon today inLa. 102 . Architecture directorHenry Elder will speak .

* * *NISEI VARSITY CLUB

Valentines Dance Saturday,Feb. 13 at Airport Inn, 8 :30p.m. -1 a.m. Laverne Gerardand The Shades . $3.00 percouple .

* * *IMMUNIZATION CLINIC S

Regular Immunization Clin-ics Wes. 114, Tuesdays andWednesdays 2-4 p.m. Student srequiring immunization for in-ternational travel are advisedto start immunization pro-gramme now .

* * *UN CLUB

William Bartlett, secretary-general of Canadian Commis-sion on UNESCO, speaks onCanada's Role in UNESC Onoon today, Bu . 220 .

* * *JUDO CLU B

Club SHIAI for all member sand P.E. classes Monday inApparatus Gym at 6 p .m .

* * *UBC CURLING CLU B

Inter-Varsity Bonspiel, Feb .19 - 20 . Enter at rink; $12 perrink includes dance .

* * *STUDENT ZIONISTS

Classes in conversationa lHebrew every Friday noon .Beginners in Bu . 225 ; advanc-ed in Bu. 227 . Everybody wel-come.

* * *EL CIRCUL O

Talk on Argentinian folkmusic by Mr. J. Murchison i nBu. 204 .

* * *VCF

Is the Christian an Irrevel-ant Recording? Wilber Suther-land, General Secretary IVCF ,Canada, Hebb Theatre noontoday .

* * *GRAD CLASS COUNCIL

Faculty grad class reps mee tin Bu. 227 Monday noon .

* * *INTERNATIONAL HOUSE

French language day today10 a .m. -5 p.m. Spanish lang-uage day Monday 10 a.m.- 5p .m. Tonight Cultural pro -gram by African and Nativ eCanadian students . Dance tofollow .

* * *G. M. DAWSON CLUB

Dr. Finn, Civil Engineer ,will show slides and speak onthe Anchorage earthquakefrom the aspect of soil mech-anics . Noon today in F and G102.

* * *AQUA SOC

Seining Party Saturday ,Feb. 13 at Cates Park. Meetbehind Aquarium at 8 :30 p .m .All welcome .

HENRY ELDER. . . building architects

PRE-SOCIAL WORK CLU BFilm Monkey on the Back ,

on drug addiction, Monda ynoon in Bu . 100.

* * *BIG BLOCK MEETIN G

Meeting noon Monday inBu. 214 .

LUTHERAN STUDENTSWill My Mother Be happ y

In Heaven Knowing I'm InHell? A discussion of ultim-ates, Rev. L. Deneff Mondaynoon in Bu. 102 .

* * *SCM

Fireside featuring Dr. R.Crook discussing Identity Re-defined, tonight at 4682 WestSixth .

* * *FACULTY DEBATING

Resolved that Infants EnjoyInfancy More Than Adults En-joy Adultery . Affirmative ,Nursing . Negative, Education .Noon today in Bu . 217 .

* * *STUDENT COMMUNISTS

Tim Buck, CPC Nationalchairman speaks on Viet Na mand other questions Mondaynoon in Hebb Theatre .

* * *PW GRAD S

Prince of Wales graduate swill hold a re-union Feb . 19 atthe school .

Lost & Found

1 1LOST—Ring. Gold set, tourquoise

stone . Missing since February 1st.Phone 224-9098, Rm. 677 after fiv eP.m.

LOST — Ladies ' dark grey framedglasses . Finder please phone 987 -4876 after 6 .

WOULD the person who removedmy bicycle from Hut G14 Mondayplease return it to same . It wasa borrowed bicycle .

LOST — Jan. 28 at UBC Arena, on epair of skates about 11 :30. Phon eYU8-8566 .

LOST — Black raincoat from LA 100Wed. morn . Reward . Phone Rober t224-5214 .

Valentine Greetings 1 2LIEBE KARIN, bitte sei mein Valentine fuer 29 Tage. H. K . A.TO THE "ultimate " in courtesy —

Hemigrapsus — Happy Valentin efrom the men in your life.

TO THE second witch, from th ewood, come valentine greetings.

"BIG BROTHER " still loves you .Sal.

HAPPY Valentines Day Kitten . Al lmy love from your big bad' tiger .

HAPPY Valentines Day. V. A. M. —Love and kisses . J . "Cupid" T .

JEANETTENo card or suc hNo candy as ye tJust my lov eAs big as a jet .

Happy Valentine .HAPPY Valentine's Day Graham ,

from all of your wives : in hospital ,in jail, dead or otherwise .

TO E . All my love . To my Valentin eand six little Valentines too. G .

LOVE and kisses to Cynthia M .Hope you find your true self.

YEAH Valentine, really! Love ttitl .NICELY :

Roses are red,Violets are blue ,"we try harder"So I Love You.Happy Valentines DaY . Joel.

THERE were 3 boys named Mel ,Joel & Larry. Who would not asktheir girlfriends to marry, so Geri,Penny & Lynne, asked them fo rtheir pin and they said NO.

WALTER 'S stories are the best.They ' re so full of sex and zest .Exotic tales such a hit even thoughthey ' re full of apples?

WANTED a refugee playwright tobe my year-round Valentine J-T-A.Barrie .

NICOLE : Roses are red, violets areblue ; and you are sweet, my mockyOoo . Love Al .

HAPPY Valentines to Huggy Bearfrom her loving Craig .

WENDY! Whdn do we get to us eour big gold key? Dan .

SALLY — Sorry no midnight cruisethis weekend. My boat has beendry docked . Captain Bob.

ROSES are red ,Violets are blue,I love you Sandy,Oh, please love me too.

DEAR Phantom — we love you —Phan Club.

PHANTOM PHANS — love you al l— the Phantom.

HAPPY Valentine 's Day to the horny green Phantom from S.S.HAPPY Valentine ' s Day greetings

to Harvey. Let' s get together realsoon . Your Passion Flower .

ATTENTION : Mr . R. Mach;. thereis an unusually shaped package oflove waiting. Accept it? You rslave, Marge .

SAM, : If you want to be my Valen-tine meet me at Brock at 4 :30.Mike .

LOVE to Irene from across thestreet .

K- K- K- KATIE, beautiful Katie ,you're the only G- G- G- girl that I adore . — Love Tig.TO ALL the figs . Especially the im-

mortal Burke and the immorta l Rick . May the Gods be with you !DEAR George : Happy Valentine' s

Day kid. D . H . W.ROSES are red,

Violets are blue,Macdee is smartAnd Hansom too !

MAD Claire baby. Be my Valentin eand on the 14th we can cut ou rhearts together at the morgue.—Half a League .

GREETINGS to all on this day fro mthe kid from Alert Bay. Specialgreetings from me be those goin gto Mary & Phoebe .

HAPPY Valentine's Day GrannyShore from your loving flock of CUB reporters.NOTE : If your Valentine ad has not

been published payment will b ereturned on presentation of re-ceipt.

MARLENE :Have a heart,Have my heart .

—Val Intine .Liquor is fast and so is candyBut not half as fast as my Valen-

tine Randy.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue ,Mary Jane' s lonesome and misse syou .

LOVE and kisses to Marie McKim on Valentine's Day from Joe .HAPPY Valentine ' s Day, Barb, and

more especially, Happy 16 months.—Love John .

DEAR Capone, Happy Valentine' sDay with love on our first GeeDee.

THE SHOCKERS send Valentin egreetings to everyone for makingtheir appearance tonight a greatsuccess !

TO THE CUTEST GIRL IN BROC Kbe my Valentine . I ' ll find out yourname one of these days.

SLURPI (BILL) I still love you pas-sionately. Weed .

TO DEAR LOGO the prettiest gir lin lower mall. Love Wayne .

HAPPY Valentine's Day to TuckyTar Pitts the S .C.

TO VAL on her day out Ottawa way .—Dearest Friend .

SWEETNESS : Ich lieben dich mittmien kunzen herz.

MISS TURNER : the perfection ofyour beauty is such that it breaksmy heart .

Happy Valentine ' s Drak eFrom, your eaters of cake.

Special Notices-

1 3THE SHOCKERS are coming to el-

ectrocute the PSI U House Feb. 12! The SHOCKERS!SPECIAL college rate subscription

for Playboy Magazine . 1 year, $6.60 ,2 years, $12 .00 ; 3 years, $16 .50.Call Fred, RE 8-4504 .

WILL the girl who stopped-the roll-ing car on Memorial Road by theArmoury near noon Wednesday,Feb . 10 please contact the commis-sionaire, New Ed. Building (local127), or Mr. Kelly, Traffic Office(CA 4-1414) .

BEWARE of imitations! No othe rband can turn you on like theSHOCKERS do !

Transportation 1 4WEST VAN . carpool requires driver .

Phone George at 9224083.

Wanted 1 5WANTED a set of Kodak polycon-

trast filters . Phone Randy, CA 4 -6547.

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condition, low mileage, new snow-tires, good student transportation .AM 1-2122 evenings.

'52 CHEV 4-door, 2nd engine, '6 5plates. Offers . Gary, CA4-6401.

1963 FIAT " 600 " Forced to sell, $450

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Motorcycles 27WILL the PSI U House withstand

the sonic assault of the SHOCK-ERS? Tonight, THE SHOCKERS.

Orchestras 35ONLY PSI U has the SHOCKERS !

We repeat, only Psi U has theThe Shockers .

Scandals

39AWHAT has 12 legs and fluorescent

hair? The Shockers! Coming Feb. 12th. TheShockers .SINNERS repent! Fellowship meet-

ings held nightly 11 p .m. Non-union college basement . The Ven-erable C.P .R . himself . will redeemyour soul. There's still time, bro-thers! Come and wipe out all evil .

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Good until February 21, 1965

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For SKATING, CURLING, HOCKEYPleasure Skating Hours:

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