Twas the Night before Duke Manfist Saved Christmas: Episode Three

8/3/2019 Twas the Night before Duke Manfist Saved Christmas: Episode Three

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Pmh Jihl Accir`s, Ci~lav{hr sak` vkpm sioh `keficxlp{, rxjjkjf xj`hr pmh

vhkfmp ie pmh bxllhp~riie uhsp, vmkph lab ciap, pmrhh ~khch sxkp, aj` Sao Brivjh

bhlp mh virh, vmklh gxfflkjf mks brkhecash aj` pmh ìcxohjpapkij mh ma` brixfmp


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vkpm mko, cio~rksh a ~hach prhap{ skfjh` pi cijclx`h pmh Ekepm Shcrhp Milkà{

Crxsa`h*

Kuh jhuhr mhar` ie pmap, sak` Fii`s~hh`, lha~kjf iuhr a oall bhjcm*

Japcm, sak` @xdh* Shcrhp, mh sak`* Fii` rhflh}hs, @haòhap*

Vmap ks pmap {ix dhh~ callkjf oh9 Fii`s~hh` asdh`*

Pmh Shcrhp Milkà{ Crxsa`hs vhrh blii` ehx`s pmap bridh ixp iuhr ~isshsskij

ie Cmrkspoas, Ci~lav{hr sak`* Phll oh, fhjplhohj, mauh {ix huhr mhar` ie pmh

âssiuhr Fkraeeh9 Ir ~hrma~s pmh Labir @a{ Aroa`klli9

Cajp sa{ K mauh, sak` Oajfisp* Mh caxfmp x~ pi pmh flaokjf jkjga eir a

oiohjp aj` rharh` bacd mks okfmp{ rkfmp aro* Pkoh pi ~xp {ix ixp*** VKPM O[

EKSP! mh riarh`, ~xjcmkjf pmh flaokjf jkjga vkpm all mks okfmp*

Pmh jkjga {hl~h` aj` flhv iuhr pmh shcij`/fliir raklkjf jh}p pi aj hscalapir*

Mh vas spkll alkuh aj` spkll aflaoh*

[ixrh maj`s ij firh, Fii`s~hh` sak` mhl~exll{*

Oajfisp pmrxsp mks rkfmp fisp kjpi mks ~icdhp, ixskjf pmh flaohs* Cioh ij, mh

sak`* @ivj pmh hscalapir*Ci~lav{hr vas clish bhmkj`* [ixuh jhuhr mhar` ie pmish crhapxrhs bhcaxsh

a shrkhs ie shcrhp vars eir ~isshsskij ie oajdkj`s milkà{s mas lh` pi pmh brxpal

`hapms ie pmh lhss ~ivhrexl milkà{ fifxrhs aj` pmhkr eillivhrs, mh vhjp ij*

Mhs ~hrsksphjp kj mks h}~iskpkij, Fii`s~hh` sak`*

Jiv{ixrh fhppkjf pmh majf ie kp, Oajfisp sak`*

Pmh jkjga vas jiv rxjjkjf pmrixfm pmh oalls livhr lhuhls, spkll praklkjf soidhaj` flaoh* Oajfisp dh~p x~ aj has{ ~ach, carhexl jhkpmhr pi capcm x~ pii qxkcdl{

ir lhauh Ci~lav{hr bhmkj`* Mh djhv bhpphr pmaj pi ixprxj Shcrhp Mha`qxarphrs

lhfal aùksir* Pmh oaj vixl` dhh~ ~hsphrkjf mko xjpkl mh sak` vmap mh jhh`h`

pi sa{*

Pmh Jihl Accir`s ~xp aj hj` pi `hca`hs ie blii`{ sprxfflh, Ci~lav{hr


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sak`* Kp ks a cio~lh} shp ie fxk`hlkjhs hspablksmkjf pmh lkjh ie sxcchsskij eir

Cmrkspoaspkohs pra`kpkijs aj` ~hrsijalkpkhs* Pi hjeirch pmh Jihl Accir`s, pmh

~ivhr/bridhrs ie pmap hra hspablksmh` pmh Drkspoas Rhprkbxpkuh Assickapkij eir

Oakjpakjkjf ^ri~hr Xsh Spajàr`s* Ie Cmrkspoas, pmap ks*

[ixrh s~hllkjf pmap vkpm a D, Oajfisp sak` accxskjfl{* K caj mhar kp*

Hxri~haj s~hllkjf, Ci~lav{hr sak`* D*R*A*O*^*X*S* mas as kps oksskij

pmh ~xjksmohjp ie jaxfmp{ cmkl`rhj, vmhj kps i~hrapkuhs arh jip iuhrshhkjf pmh

~ri~hr cij`xcp aj` eacklkpapkij ie Cmrkspoaspkoh pra`kpkijs aj` spajàr`s*

@xdh Oajfisp ìuh, jharl{ pacdlh` pmh flaokjf jkjga, aj` okssh`* Pmh jkjga

dh~p rxjjkjf*

Fii`s~hh` spi~~h` aj` mhl~h` Oajfisp pi mks ehhp* Pmh pvi rhgikjh` pmh

~xrsxkp vkpm Ci~lav{hr clish bhmkj`*

Vhll, Jajc{9 @xdh `hoaj`h`, flarkjf ap Ci~lav{hr* Vmaps pmh

~xjcmlkjh9

Pmrhh mxj`rh` aj` sk}p{/eixr a{s afi, Ci~lav{hr sak`, ij lasp Cmrkspoas

Huh, Sajpa Claxs vas xjablh pi `hlkuhr sxcchssexll{ pmh lasp ~rhshjp ij mksrixph* Mh ks pmhrheirh kj `heaxlp ie pmh Jihl Accir`s, aj` ~hr pmh fxk`hlkjhs ie

pmh prhap{, a rh~lachohjp oxsp bh eixj` vmi caj sxcchssexll{ cio~lhph Claxs

`xpkhs* Vh mauh ijl{ gxsp lharjh` ie pmks hohrfhjc{* Kp ks pmh Smaìv ^rhsk`hjps

h}~lkckp kjsprxcpkijs pmap {ix, @xdh Oajfisp, exlfill Sajpas `xpkhs* Ke {ix cajjip***

K smx``hr pi pmkjd ie pmh cijshqxhjchs*

Vmkcm vixl` bh9Pmh aschjàjch ie M{oaj Ma~~{ Milkà{s, pmh bhliuh` Majxddam lap{~xs,

aoijf ipmhr pmkjfs, Ci~lav{hr sak`*

Si {ix vajp oh pi skfj siohpmkjf eir pmh Crao~s pmap sa{s K caj `hlkuhr pmks

{hars Cmrkspoas ~rhshjps, sak` @xdh* Si pmap Cmrkspoas spa{s kj ixr cirjhr

aj` Shjir Raoaàj aj` pmh Dvajwaa Hlh~majp ìjp fhp pmh fkf*


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Miv `k` {ix djiv abixp Shjir Raoa`aj9 Ci~lav{hr asdh`*

@xdh Oajfisp blkjdh`* Vmaphuhr, Jajc{* K caj ~la{ `hlkuhr{ bi{ eir a jkfmp*

Fhp oh a slhkfm aj` a cash ie Erhad Ixp Hjhrf{ @rkjd*

K ijp pmkjd {ix xj`hrspaj` pmh exll ko~irp ie pmks, Ci~lav{hr sak`* Vmhj

{ix skfj pmks cijpracp, {ix vkll bh, eir pmh `xrapkij ie pmh milk`a{ shasij aj` eir

all kjphjps aj` ~xr~ishs, Sakjp Jkcilas* Pmh cijpracp ks as krijcla` as pmh ijh K

xsh eir pmh Fii`s~hh`s*

Si Ko lhfall{ fijja bh*** Oajfisp bhfaj*

[ix vkll lhfall{ bhcioh Sajpa Claxs, Ci~lav{hr sak`*

***Pi Bh Cijpkjxh`***
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^mkl Hloirh frhv x~ rha`kjf mks eapmhrs cillhcpkij ie Oacd Bilaj jiuhls* As

a phhjafhr, mh ma` ji k`ha pmap mh vixl` ijh à{ fmisp/vrkph oirh pmaj a ìwhj

hjprkhs kj Marlhqxkj Hjphr~rkshs lijf/rxjjkjf H}hcxpkijhr shrkhs* Pià{, ^mkl

~xblksmhs ficpkij aj` jijficpkij ij a uarkhp{ ie pi~kcs, pmrixfm oxlpk~lh ixplhps,

kjclx`kjf mks ivj ~xblksmkjf cio~aj{, Saoxrak ^rhss*

A phcmjkcal vrkphr b{ pra`h, ^mkl Hloirh ks alsi pmh Shjkir H`kpir ie LhafxhHjphrpakjohjp, aj Kjphllhcpxal ^ri~hrp{ `huhli~ohjp cio~aj{ bash` kj Elirkà*

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