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A printable take one style sheet with puns in place of phone numbers. funny!
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These are
tearable
puns.
Tim
e fl
ies
like
an
arr
ow
. Fr
uit
flie
s lik
e a
ban
ana.
Ener
gize
r B
un
ny
arre
sted
- ch
arge
d w
ith
bat
tery
!
I use
d t
o w
ork
as
a lu
mb
erja
ck, b
ut
I co
uld
n’t
hac
k it
,
so t
hey
gav
e m
e th
e ax
e.
Peo
ple
hav
e af
fair
s ju
st t
o b
reak
th
e m
on
oga
my.
A g
oss
ip is
so
meo
ne
wit
h a
gre
at s
ense
of
rum
or.
Wit
ho
ut
geo
met
ry, l
ife
is p
oin
tles
s.
If e
lect
rici
ty c
om
es f
rom
ele
ctro
ns,
do
es m
ora
lity
com
e fr
om
mo
ron
s?
Sea
cap
tain
s d
on’t
like
cre
w u
ts.
Two
fis
h a
re in
a t
ank.
On
e sa
ys t
o t
he
oth
er “
You
dri
ve.
I’ll
man
th
e gu
ns!”
A t
hre
e-l
egge
d d
og
com
es in
to t
he
old
wes
t sa
loo
n
and
say
s “A
h’m
loo
kin’ f
er t
he
man
wh
o s
ho
t m
ah
paw
!”