The San Diego Barbies The San Diego Barbies are Here!are Here!

Mattel recently Mattel recently announced the release announced the release

of Limited-Edition of Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the Barbie dolls for the

San Diego California San Diego California market:market:

La Costa BarbieLa Costa Barbie

This princess Barbie is only sold at the This princess Barbie is only sold at the brand new La Costa Forum. She comes brand new La Costa Forum. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a cookie- cutter dog named Honey, and a cookie- cutter house. Available with or without house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version only. "augmented" version only.

Rancho Bernardo BarbieRancho Bernardo Barbie

This modern-day homemaker Barbie This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included. Headset sold phone included. Headset sold separately.separately.

Escondido BarbieEscondido Barbie

This recently paroled tattooed & nose This recently paroled tattooed & nose pierced Barbie comes with a 9mm pierced Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a desert/river ready lifted handgun, a desert/river ready lifted Chevy truck with dark tinted windows, Chevy truck with dark tinted windows, and a methlab kit. This model is only and a methlab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be available after dark and can only be paid for in cash, preferably in small, paid for in cash, preferably in small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop; untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop; then, we don't know what you're talking then, we don't know what you're talking about! about!

Del Mar BarbieDel Mar Barbie

This yuppie Barbie comes with your This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them. won't be able to afford any of them.

Santee BarbieSantee Barbie

This pale model comes dressed in her This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans, two sizes too own Wrangler jeans, two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk. Purchase her when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free. absolutely free.

La Jolla BarbieLa Jolla Barbie

This collagen injected, rhinoplastic This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard-print bikini Barbie wears a leopard-print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the beach entertaining friends at the beach house. Percocet prescription house. Percocet prescription available. available.

La Mesa BarbieLa Mesa Barbie

This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Lemon Grove Barbie's house. out of Lemon Grove Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home. with a mobile home.

Leucadia BarbieLeucadia Barbie

This doll is made of actual tofu. She This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long, straight, brown hair, archless has long, straight, brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but does not want or need a Ken doll, but you if purchase two Leucadia Barbie's you if purchase two Leucadia Barbie's and the optional Subaru wagon, you and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a coupon for a free wheat-grass get a coupon for a free wheat-grass smoothie at any Whole Food's Market. smoothie at any Whole Food's Market.

National City BarbieNational City Barbie

This Barbie now comes with a stroller This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus & trolley pass. include a GED and bus & trolley pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the to find since the addition of the infant. infant.

Poway BarbiePoway Barbie

She's perfect in every way. We don't She's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is because he's know who Ken is because he's always away working. always away working.

Chula Vista BarbieChula Vista Barbie

This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a pick up truck loaded 10 comes with a pick up truck loaded 10 feet high with mattresses. Green feet high with mattresses. Green cards are not available for Chula cards are not available for Chula Vista Barbie or Ken. Vista Barbie or Ken.

Hillcrest Barbie/KenHillcrest Barbie/Ken

This versatile doll can be easily This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts. Bonus: free multiple "snap-on" parts. Bonus: free rainbow flag with proof of purchase rainbow flag with proof of purchase sticker along with valuable discount sticker along with valuable discount coupons to all "F" street bookstores. coupons to all "F" street bookstores.