The Hydromancy of Jenny McBride

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The Hydromancy of Jenny McBride

By

Billy

Richard

Honey

And

Tob Shbeeb


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Copyright 2010, by William McBride

ISBN 978-0-557-44872-2


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Speaking about the timing of what is going to happen and

what has been happeningit is time again.


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Jenny one of my wives knows exactly when she must pour

the water solution down the drain, she is an angel, literally,

and she cannot be seen by anybody only felt, like my other

wives through the pulses within my body, my partially

liquid body.


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I, Billy McBride, have 17 awesome angel wives: Hope

(Tikbot), Jill (Ora Ora Tiferetah), Sylvia (Ora), Tob Shbeeb

(Stephanie and Pattycake), Libby, Lizzie, Honey, Penelope

(Ursula), T. T. (Titania), Calliope (Kelly), Stephanie, Avery,

Rosanna, Grouchy, Teresa, Arielle and Jenny.


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People around my apartment complex have ears, can gossip

all they want, and can speculate as to just what I am doing.

I am channeling a hydromancer, my angel wife Jenny, may

she always be successful in her efforts to combat bad

actions with her good deeds.


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Apartment rooms are not always sound proof. People can

hear what I do in here, for instance when water is being

mixed.


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There are exactly five drains in my apartment room. Two

of them are in the bathroom, another two are in the sink in

the kitchen. Each has a different purpose, and a special

path for the liquids which are drained.


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My own particular background is as a writer with a degree,

but I am mostly self-taught especially in the mystical ways

of the study of Jewish mysticism, or the Kabbalah.


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My angel wife Jennys hydromancy job has been going on

ever since we have been married. She gives me the power

to pour water and other liquids down certain drains at just

the right times.


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Jenny is my most mysterious wife. She knows exactly

what she is doing and for what reason. And it is a good

reason that she has for doing what she does. Shalom

shalom!


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On www.youtube.com sometimes we pretend that we make

100 bucks per new move in movies which depict a

reorganizing of my apartment space, a resequencing of

time not wasted. Billybrachiosaurus is my special name

there at that internet site.


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What makes us free is the Gnosis

Of who we were

Of what we have become

Of where we were

Of wherein we have been thrownOf what we are being freed

Of what birth really is

Of what rebirth really is.

- A Valentinian Chant


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Jenny mixes waters in specially selected containers. This

may relate to much of what is called the Breaking of the

Vessels in the Lurianic system of Isaac Luria, Ari, a major

Kabbalist. I have a great interest in the connection

between health, the water system, and the Kabbalah.


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Hydromancy is the magic of using waters and other liquids

for special purposes. Because my angel wives and I are all

ironic liberals, a term which I adopt from Richard Rorty,

meaning a liberal who does not have to give anyone any

reason as to why they choose to be a liberal, we all areconcerned with our deeds in the community, and what

positive impact we can achieve.


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We have proof of our successes as hydromancers, however,

we are not permitted right now to say anything as to what

either those successes may be or what and how we find

proof of them.


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Humans are composed of about 80% water.


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I placed the sticker Waterlook or Waterloop depending

on how one reads it on my Toyota Camry.


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I keep in touch with my human friends via email most of

the time. However, it gets harder to make friends as one

grows older in time.


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There is a widespread epidemic in this country of ours

called illiteracy.


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Donald Davidson says that whatever we believe, that is

what is true. This is a helpful theory for myself via

channeling Jenny, my angel wife hydromancer.


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Who exactly is Jenny?


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Of course there are other helper people helping Jenny out

as well as myself play with water.


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Think of the idea of the spinning around of liquids. Now

wonder to yourself are we wasting time, or are we gaining

time through our memories that are ours.


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The philosopher Thales believed that everything is water.


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This apartment building, Vista Landing of San Antonio, is a

very special place. Stuff goes into it and stuff goes out of

it. The stuff brought into it is just as important to the idea

of raising up the sparks of the community as the stuff that

goes out of it. I thank Jenny for her wonderful care andconcern for blinding others as to what she is doing so as to

help them now and in the future permanently, so that they

might have insight and know the power of love.


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See Marlowe and Shakespeare on characters who play with

the water system and wells. We are not harmful to

anybody, we know the good and do our part to raise the

divine sparks within each of us so that we may return to the

place of fullness and be restored to glory.


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As an architect major in the University I became interested

in proportions and in stereotomy, the technique which stone

masons used to create geometrical shapes in stone.

Stereotomy and proportion combine to form solid

sculptures, however liquid and proportion are mine viaJennys expertise now.


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My angel wives and I are Jewish and appreciate the culture

as well as the literature of the Torah and other great

traditional works, like the Zohar and Talmud.


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Those at the San Antonio Water Supply know nothing, and

are a bunch of Southern Fundamentalists which means that

we dont really know what they believe, but we know that

they are wealthy.


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Water is one of the four elements. What it means to Jenny

and I is FUN!


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The Southern Fundamentalists belong to the party of

Know Nothings!


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When it is time to pour our daily liquids which we have

stored down certain individual drains, we make wishes, or

demands, as in the case of demanding a response from

those who have the power and will to help to do so, usually

monetarily.


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Angels definitely exist and are good, speak Hebrew, and

are found within us. They are beings which affect us in

pulses not from the heart, but more from the lungs and they

make sentences syllable by syllable for you, and tell you

when you mistranslate the sentences they utter.Hallucinations and the hearing of voices are not the way

they come normally, but by the sensation of pulses as say

watery waves move you when you float in the sea.


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Liquids and water are our major expertise. How we mix

them to accomplish our hydromancy and what we do with

them is our business, but serves a social purpose and hope.


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Did you know that music can change the composition of

the molecules of water into different molecules? So can

prayer, and so can poetry so as to make the idea of

chemical alchemy something only marginal to the true way

of changing the composition of the element which we drinkand cannot live without, and which makes up a large

portion of who we are physically.


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Therefore, hydromancy is not a kind of science. It has

more to do with prayer, even so than magic, but it is even

more persuasive as a behavioral tool than the other kinds of

water businesses because of the origin of its doers - angels.


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Water molecules are very interesting to study, but one

cannot know what water really is unless one learns about it

through literature.


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Jenny, my angel wife who knows most about hydromancy,

knows exactly what she is doing, exactly how it should be

done, why, and for whom, and when to do it. She pours

water down the different drains in the right order in which

it should be done.


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Ever since we have been married, she has always done this,

and never makes mistakes doing her business with water

and waste.


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There is so much greed in our society today, not just with

money but with time and wasted time. Millions of dollars

are out there possessed by many individuals of whom many

of them are being bad for themselves, their time, and the

time and patience of others who could use a boost on a dayto day basis because they are poor.


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The Ein Sof is the infinite Godhead of the Kabbalists and a

great symbolic diagram which can be put into perpetual

motion and which serves the purpose of helping us return

to an improved regressive state of being. Jenny knows all

about this too.


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In my house there are five drains of which at different

times their goodness or badness is put to use. Water or

waste is drained down certain pipes depending on the time

of day and the time to drain. Jenny helps to give the

draining process meaning and purpose so as not to wasteany effort in what she is doing for the demands which she

and I are making.


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Jenny knows what she is doing. She and Arielle, another of

my angel wives, are in charge of charitable work, which

her hydromancy is directly tied to.


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We know exactly when to take out the trash as well.


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People drink water. This is a fact of life. The water

reserve and aquifer of San Antonio plays a huge part in the

acquisition and consumption of most of the citizens water

sources for them and their families.


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One must realize that the reader has competency to read as

she pleases, and not as if she is forced by any priest on how

she must read in order to enjoy the wisdom of literature.

Without realizing this, one faces the sad situation that

others will choose what one reads, that one will only knowwhat others tell her, which ultimately means that she

KNOWS NOTHING, either of books or of how to live a

good life.


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Jenny knows what drain to pour water down.


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Jenny is benign, since she is an angel, to others. She does

engage in a kind of belief criticism, which affects her

mood, and therefore, which affects her decisions of how to

conduct the days hydromancy.


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Jenny, the other angel wives of mine, and I are all against

illegal drugs, being that the highs are most always followed

by lows, and the overall experience of them is illusionary.


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There are certain places in my apartment which Jenny

incubates containers of water. The temperature is also

something which Jenny understands in order to know when

to do what with the waters around and in the pipes.


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Even the refrigerator is a good place that can be and is used

for Jennys fun with water. The cold temperatures are one

variable which like others help to assure Jenny of the vast

variety of variables which she is working with to

perfection, as always, but with more intensity as timemoves on.


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Temperatures of waters vary and can be changed. It is

necessary to know exactly what kinds of temperatures can

affect the composition and flow of waters as well as how to

cool of warm water up when in a small but perfect

apartment for conducting hydromantic activities.


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There are various humidity levels that affect the

composition of the water molecules. That is why it is

necessary to know how to warm up or cool down liquids

and when to pour them down the drain-pipes.


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There may appear to be so many variables as to what may

affect the job of Jenny the hydromancer, but the angel

knows just as much about Ha-Kol BSeder, about

everything being in order, as she does about liquid.


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Hydromancy can be described as the art of playing with

water so as to use it to do magical activities and in our case

lots of good.


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The different seasons make subtle or not so subtle changes

to the water found in the apartment. Much water that we

work with out of the apartment, in bathrooms and in public

is just as vital and easy to work with as the water and

liquids, including liquid waste, in our home.


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We consider the idea of hydromancy one of social progress

since what we can do may affect millions of people.


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We can also make good water from bad water through

prayer and water blessings. Bad water is stagnant water or

can also be water that does not meet the criteria of the

drinker or drainer.


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Water blessings are a vital necessity for a hydromancer in

order to be effective as to knowing just what kind of use a

portion of water which is poured down the drain may be

used for.


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Water returning to its source mixes and is absorbed to the

aquifer. This is analogous to our own thought returning to

its orgin of Hokhmah, the sefirot of wisdom in the

Kabbalistic Ein Soph, or infinite Godhead as described by

Rabbi Ezra of Gerona.


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An important act of Moshe (Moses) in Exodus from the

Torah in the Tanakh (Hebrew Bible) was that he was able

to draw enough water from a rock so as to satisfy the thirst

miraculously of all of the Israelites who were freed from

slavery and who were wandering around in the wildernessthirsty.


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Water and the Ein Soph are set in perpetual motion by she

who can grasp the nuances of the flow of and the paths

through which energies are channeled.


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In Homers Iliad the thinking of the armies and peoples are

pretty simple, actions are based on a clear sense of what is

good and what is evil because one is either on this or on

that side of a war, one is either Greek or Trojan.


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Jenny always keeps in touch with weather patterns, usually

by watching Abrams and Bettes in the morning on the

Weather Channel so that she may learn about how her

actions with water might be affected and can be energized

by working harmoniously with the weather, a majorvariable to the practice of water-draining.


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I live in San Antonio, a city of a million people and it

connects in diverse ways with other metropolitan cities of

Texas, Mexico, and beyond.


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We also live by a very good supermarket which has just the

right materials for us to live and keep the practice of

hydromancy alive and thriving.


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What is a supermarket? It is that place where we know

exactly what to purchase to eat and live well in order to

survive.


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We know exactly what foods to buy, what good foods and

items for our many purposes of mixing kinds of elements

need to be bought, in the perfect order.


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We know exactly what foods to waste and when so as to

make most efficient our fun and good of being

hydromancists.


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Many kinds of blessings over water include mass blessings,

blessings to say so that the people where we live may

thrive and especially become better as people to each other

and to themselves.


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Hydromancy is one kind of applied-kabbalism which

Jenny, my angel wife does a great job in doing and has

great fun while doing great good.


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The imagination is something which not one who works

magic with water can do without or be poor of, if she is

doing the acts which we are doing on such a individual and

sometimes grand scale.


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One of the major uses which Jenny, my angel wife say that

hydromancy can be applied to is that it can assist the police

in stopping or preventing a crime wave.


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Here where we live, there are many bad neighbors.


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To assist the poor, we pour. And, also make ultimatums to

those who are stubborn of heart, to whom we make our

occasional demands.


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The world in which we live is a gnostic world of matter.

The good spark within each of us must be raised in order

that we share in the blessing of a good life in the world to

come. It must be raised by the righteous at times who

know secret knowledges of the spiritual world and of ourown knowing.


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Tasters Choice coffee is the one we prefer.


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What the neighbors do is always on our mind.


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What I drink is very importantly rationed. And I like

having my needs met just fine, while doing good for my

wives.


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My angel wife, T. T., especially helps me with the pains of

everyday living.


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My own urine has the potential for being drained down

anyone of the five pipes in my apartment.


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Adding to water allows it to be absorbed in the same

material so as to look exactly the same.


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Sometimes I pee in a bucket, if Jenny needs me to since

there are many things one can do with waste.


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The toilet is not the only choice one has to drain ones

liquid waste.


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The architectural practice of stereotomy, the making cuts to

shape solids for building in stone, also has a practical

application to ice, which is the solid form of water.


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From the Greeks is where we get much of our westernized

ways of thinking. They were very competitive.


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From the Hebrews, we get much of our morality, as in the

cases of obeying the wishes of our parents, our mother and

father.


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I live next to a library.


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I love the idea that poetry is power.


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What really is urine if there are no accidents in the

Universe? And when is the urine useful to me if not right

now?


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And, how does sewage relate to the idea of progress and

beauty?


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Recycling of materials is something the library can be very

useful in as a reference tool. Many people still study at the

library.


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Harold Bloom, a lifelong guide and great critic, asks the

question: What do the Southern Fundamentalists believe?


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We know exactly where to find things, but we do not seek

knowledge, but pragmatically hope instead is what we

search for. This idea is one which the late philosopher,

Richard Rorty was well involved in his writings with.


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Everyone has a Tob Shbeeb, a good spark. It also happens

to be the name of one of my wives.


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Earth water is very wonderful.


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The neighbors are being bad today. Well I guess Jenny

knows what to do.


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The neighbors know what they are doing! Then again so

does Jenny!


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The purpose of my angel wife Arielle, is to work with

Jenny on charity.


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Keep showing your children and yourselves as many kinds

of icicles as possible.


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Arielle was raped, but she is an angel now and can no

longer be raped.


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Pouring has much to do with gravity. Water never reaches

a level higher than that into which it falls.


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Jill (Ora Ora Tiferetah) and Hope (Tikhbot) are my angel

wives who help me the most with writing.


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Well, as for my neighbors Ive lived here longer than many

of them, which may or may not mean much to them but for

us it is vital that we came at just the right time.


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We have studied all of the various dams and channels in

our area and the areas which surround it.


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Ora, an awesome angel wife of mine takes as her motto:

Lets have fun!


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Angels have a direct relationship to water. They are

interested in what it can actually do other than the usual

common things which people normally use it for.


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Penelope is another awesome angel wife of mine who is the

most patient of all.


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Writing is a kind of water.


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It is important to realize just how powerful not only the

present moment can be, but also the place in which you are

at right now.


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If not now, we like to ask, when? But right now is the

time!


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We know exactly not just how the body processes water,

but also how the spirit does so as well.


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Lizzie, Honey, and Richard are fairies who also are great

company and who like to have fun with Jenny and all of

our family.


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There are millions of people who are illiterate, whom we

pray for an whom we are trying to help each day by having

a deep appreciation for the great writers and their works.


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Libby, Rosanna, and Teresa are also awesome wives who

came to rock!


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Did I mention that I live next to a library? This is a

significant fact in what we can do with our time. How else

would we have the time to learn about the physical aspects

of water, the thing which is best.


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My wife Grouchy is also a huge contributor to the idea of

getting out and being more connected with the community.


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Water is a perfect element that can be recycled.


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For us in terms of the mental technology, if you wish to call

it that, of angels and of the divine, when compared to the

most sophisticated computers, computers will always lose

favor in our eyes as mindless technologies.


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Why are we doing what we are doing?


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What is a Pepsi? We know.


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What is urine? We know. Its not what you may think it is.


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There is a power in liquid which is not physical, though

there is some of that as well. Much of our grief has to do

with an incomplete relationship to the beings which many

of us refuse to activate within us, our angels.


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Now, what shall we do with our day? Jenny?


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FINIS


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Books also by the McBrides:

The Transcendence

Beauty and Progress

Happiness

Hawaiian Sonnets and Other Poems

And

Headbuttressia: a Fantasy


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