THE FINAL FARTBY NICK CONTIS

CHAPTER 1 HOW TO FART? I had heard their was a thing called the final fart. I

did not know what a fart was? Then it all came back to me. It was a very very very rainy day. It was 8:00 in the morning I had a breakfast burrito with a bunch of stuff in it I couldn’t name all the stuff really there were stuff I couldn’t name. Well I farted. Then the final fart was a thing like the biggest fart contest I thought I was gonna enter and win but it turns out there are 5000000000000000 people trying out. I was shocked! Even though I am a big farter.

FINAL CHAPTER! I was in the championship and then I had the

biggest fart in the world!i had just won!