The ConspiracyPosted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/9626702.

Rating: MatureArchive Warning: No Archive Warnings ApplyCategory: F/MFandom: Zootopia (2016)Relationship: Judy Hopps & Nick Wilde, Judy Hopps/Nick Wilde, Fangmeyer/Wolford

(Zootopia), Jack Savage/SkyeCharacter: Judy Hopps, Nick Wilde, Chief Bogo (Zootopia), Benjamin Clawhauser,

Fru Fru (Zootopia), Wolford (Zootopia), Fangmeyer (Zootopia), BonnieHopps, Stu Hopps, Jack Savage, Skye (Zootopia)

Additional Tags: Fluff, Sweet, Humor, Romantic Fluff, Valentine's Day, Valentine's DayFluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Fluff Nuke, wildehopps, SavageSkye,WolfEyer

Stats: Published: 2017-02-08 Updated: 2018-02-15 Chapters: 16/17 Words:172437

The Conspiracy

by Zanrok

Summary

Winter is one of Zootopia's most interesting seasons. It's the time of year when manymammals choose their mate, it's a season with love in the air… except that some are too blindto see it. And others are fed up with those oblivious idiots and are determined to dosomething about it… at any cost.

Chapter 1 - Hell's Cupid

*Cackles of diabolical laughter*

Mad Grinch Productions Presents:

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The Conspiracy

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Created from the mad, mad mind of: Zanrok

Egged on by: Fox in the Hen House

Disclaimer: I plead Insanity

Chapter 1: Hell's Cupid

Bogo threw down the report he'd just finished reading, accidentally hitting the large stack of otherreports on his desk; the tower of paper trembled once, before falling, sending documents scatteringall over his desk.

With a groan, he took off his reading glasses and leaned back in his chair massaging his temples. Hisjob was always a little tougher during winter due to it being a common mating season, but this wasridiculous. Two mammals should not be able to make this much trouble for him, mating season ornot. Hell, twenty blind love sick mammals shouldn't have been able to make this much trouble forhim. It was like those two compensated for their small sizes by doing everything else in a big way.That was fine when taking big chunks of crime off the streets, but that was Not okay when it wasmaking big amounts of trouble for him to deal with.

Bogo didn't like to get involved in such frivolous things. He wasn't a gods damned match maker. Buthe had a well-deserved reputation for taking care of problems. And this had just become a problemhe could no longer ignore. Something had to be done. And if cupid was asleep on the job, then asmuch as he hated it, he'd just have to take care of it.

When an issue refused to be dealt with by normal means, Bogo had a fairly simple methodologyto problem solving. The first approach was simply to hit it head on with a big hammer. But in thissituation, he couldn't just give an order and enforce it. That only left the second approach, which wasto get devious and hit it from behind with the biggest hammer he could bring to bear on it.

Bogo eyed the sea of reports on his desk.

Yes, it was past time to deal with this problem. He looked up at the calendar on the wall where he'dmade a note to remind himself to pick up flowers and chocolates for his wife on a certain fastapproaching date. A date that would serve perfectly for his needs.

It was past time that he got devious.

A/N

Proofread by Gonekrazy3000

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The Conspiracy Count Down: 168 hours

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Chapter 2 - Hell's Minion

Produced in association with:

The WildeHopps Pirates

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(Pirate's) Disclaimer:

You're gonna try and sue a Pirate? *Laugh* Oye, Mates! Look here at this fool trying to stop us.

*More laughs & sounds of cutlasses being drawn*

Chapter 2 – Hell's Minion

Clawhauser watched from the front desk as the day shift started to wind down. More accurately, hewatched the ZPD's two smallest mammals.

How any two could possibly be so in love with each other and not see it, he simply didn't know.And while it was utterly adorable and squealingly cute he wished that they would wise up and justget on with it. He was having trouble keeping his glee contained around them anyway and hewanted an invitation to their inevitable wedding. (The only thing that could possibly be more squealworthy, was if it was Gazelle being in love) This waiting for them to finally realize that the other wassecretly in love with them was going to give him a hernia from trying to hold in his excitement if itwent on much longer, or so he concluded as he thought back over all that had happened since thosetwo had met.

Judy and Nick had been working together now for nearly a year as partners, ever since Nick hadgraduated from the Academy last spring actually. There had been a number of quietly voicedconcerns over Bogo's decision to not only back the fox's application to the academy but then later toallow the two smallest and newest officers of Precinct 1 to work together as partners. When askedabout it, Bogo had snorted and dismissed the concerns, which had caused no end of muttering onwhat the hell the chief was thinking. Some had worried that the chief had broken under the stress ofhis job; Most were willing to give the two officers a chance, they'd deserved that much after thefiasco last year with former Mayors Lionheart and Bellwether but they were still green cops.

Hopps had certainly earned a reputation with the other officers she'd been partnered with while Nickhad been at the academy, as a devoted and hardworking officer but while she was good, none of herpartners had thought she was that good. Sure, she had potential but she was still a relatively newofficer and so much smaller than any of them.

Bogo though, apparently thought differently, or possibly knew something no one else did. He had areputation for not only his legendary scowl but his uncannily accurate hunches and intuition; whichwas part of the reason so many were shocked to see the near reversal of his thoughts regarding theMammal Inclusion Initiative and allowing small mammals on the force.

When the concerns over the newest team had been brought up the second time, Bogo had decreedwith his full scowl that the next officer to mention any concerns before the end of the month hadbetter have an actual, substantial issue with their performance, not just concerns or that they'd bestuck on parking duty for the rest of the month too. That had shut up all the direct talk about the newpartners but like any group of mammals, it couldn't stop the gossiping.

However, far before the end of the month, (actually, after little more than a week of the pair workingtogether), the quiet discussions and gossip regarding Hopps and Wilde had shifted. It hadn't stoppedbut instead of muttering about the advisability of pairing them together, there was constant talk abouthow the two new officers who'd primarily been assigned to standard cruiser patrols had busted astreet racing ring, 3 robberies, a smuggling operation and had apparently stumbled upon a lead thatled to the precinct's largest drug bust since the Nighthowler Conspiracy. The bunny and fox duo notonly seemed to be magnets for trouble but had shown a remarkable ability to handle nearly anysituation they found themselves in, (Though the precinct had had to do a snap mobilization of theSWAT unit to rescue the two when a parking violation they were ticketing led them to discover thesmuggling operation and they'd found themselves pinned down in what the SWAT unit commanderhad called 'A shoot out worthy of Billygoat the Kid and the Wild West" in the report afterwards)

By the time Bogo's decreed month of 'Annoy me at your own peril' ended, not a single officer wasquestioning his decision and the office gossip mill had turned to swapping stories of the two officer'sadventures.

By the next month, the bunny and fox were still the center of the precinct's gossip but the rumors andmutterings had shifted to debate over just how well those two worked together. It was remarked uponthat the few times they had to work with other partners, that while their performance was still aboveaverage, they simply didn't seem to be able to replicate that stellar performance with other partners. Inaddition, they seemed to spend nearly every available moment they could together, both in and out ofwork. Not even the occasional small arguments they had, came close to breaking apart their team, infact, each one seemed to only result in the two working better together afterwards.

Clawhauser smirked, remembering how it wasn't a surprise to anyone when he, as the unofficialhead of the station's gossip mill, had added a WildeHopps betting pool. Bogo had actually seemedamused at that, but that was probably because it was the policy that any office betting pools gave apercentage to the Police and Firefighters fund, along with the whole pool going to it if it went bust atthe end of each month.

To say that every officer had bet on when the bunny and fox would finally wise up to what wasapparent to everyone else and finally start dating would be inaccurate, because by the grace of thegods, the precincts two smallest officers hadn't found out about it. But nearly 7 months later (with thehouse taking the entire pot at the end of every month) and there hadn't been a winner. Most of theofficers, with the notable exception of Bogo were ready to scream with frustration.

That frustration as fall turned to winter and the season progressed, was also starting to take on a moreserious tone from those in the chain of command for those two officers. It was common knowledgethat winter was mating season for many mammals, particularly canids, and that they, especially thosewithout mates, tended to be more irritable and distracted during that time. (Wolford had become thestations inside joke about mating season irritability since he was currently the longest runningbachelor on the force; though the betting pool on whether he would finally start looking for a matethis year wasn't nearly as popular as the WildeHopps pool) But whereas Wolford seemed to havemastered the knack for dealing with winter mating season and not letting it affect his work too much,Wilde hadn't. The fox's irritability and distraction had grown to the point where it was degrading hiswork, and in addition, degrading Hopps's performance as she became increasingly worried anddistracted by her moody partner. Their performance was still adequate, they got the job done, but itwas nowhere near their usual level. That and the one attempt to see if they would work better withdifferent partners during the mating season had been a disaster of epic proportions.

Wilde, well… Wilde had been assigned to an undercover sting operation, something he and Hoppshad done a few times now and been highly successful at. But during the weapons deal the operationhad gone pear shaped when one of the criminals had made a particularly rude comment regarding a

trace scent on him that had started a fight. They'd still gotten the evidence they needed and evennabbed all the criminals involved before they could escape, but by the time Wilde's backup hadarrived, half of the abandoned warehouse had been brought down and was on fire. (though escapewas putting it lightly. The criminals had described their actions as 'fleeing the insane red demon thathad commandeered their explosives' while giving confessions in a deal they'd pleaded for so long asit included a promise that they be locked away someplace far, far away from Wilde). Hopps on theother hand, had only nearly given Francie a heart attack in what was going down as Zootopia's mostharrowing highway chase. (Apparently, the robbers had been so terrified of the brooding bunnyofficer that they'd thought taking insane risks in attempts to escape her was safer than surrendering.)

To say that they had been put back together after that despite their mediocre and lacklusterperformance together was accurate. (It was rumored that the officers who'd been scheduled to workwith them the next day had gone and pleaded with Bogo to cancel the temporary change of partnersand just let them stay together.)

Clawhauser watched as even as Nick and Judy talked with Wolford, someone they both liked andgot along with, Nick, despite his obvious attempts to stay pleasant was nearly bristling. He'dpositioned himself so that he was ever so subtly both next to Judy but also slightly between her andthe other male while obviously trying hard not to snarl or growl. At one point, it looked like he mighthave actually started to but Judy reached over and poked him getting his attention and sayingsomething to him with a stern expression. Nick's shoulders dropped a bit and he nodded beforelooking at Wolford and giving what Clawhauser assumed was an apology. While he was doing thatClawhauser watched as Judy snuck concerned glances at him that also betrayed an unmistakableworry and longing. She even started to reach out to take his paw before quickly stopping.

Clawhauser could even see from where he sat how she was twisting her paws behind her back andthat every time she glanced at Nick her ears started to rise before she quickly dropped them backdown along her back.

Judy edged a bit closer to him and Nick's tail started to curl around the back of her legs before herealized it and snapped the appendage away from her.

A twenty dollar bill appeared in front of Clawhauser and Grizzole muttered, "Day afterValentine's day. They might be too dense to figure it out but after seeing all the other couples thatday, they'll jump each other out of sheer desperation."

Clawhauser nodded putting the money away and making a mark on the betting chart. "They'll makethe cutest couple, don't you think?" Clawhauser said in a near sigh.

"I don't care what they're like afterwards, this..." he gestured at them, "This is just moronic. Someoneshould do the city a favor and lock them in a room and not let them out until they come to theirsenses and rut each other silly like they obviously want to. That and I want that prize money."

"Oh, oh, wait a second!" Clawhauser said excitedly, holding a paw up, "Watch this, this is alwaysadorable."

Their conversation finished, Judy turned to head to the front doors but had to turn back when Nickcontinued to stare after the wolf as if making sure he was leaving and not following after Judy. Shereached over and grabbed Nick's tie, pulling on it to get him to start following, which he did easilyenough, though he seemed to have a hard time trying not to stare at her tail. He'd try to look awaybefore inevitably finding himself staring at it with a look of want strong enough to break through hisfamous mask of indifference.

Grizzole shook his head. "Wolford said that he'd admitted to him that he's in love with her but that he

won't try anything because he thinks that she doesn't like him in 'that way' and is sure it would ruintheir friendship."

Clawhauser giggled still watching them leave through the main doors and said, "Love can makeidiots out of anyone. But at least their cute adorable idiots."

"But how can she not see the signs?! He's barely holding himself back from challenging anyone whoso much as looks at her admiringly."

"Country bunny," Clawhauser replied with a sigh as they left his view, "This is her first winteraround predators. She knows that the single ones can get irritable but that's about it. She doesn'tknow why or what any of the signs mean."

"and no-ones tried explaining it to her?" Grizzole asked astonished.

"Rhinowitz tried," Clawhauser said feeling a little gloomy remembering the attempt, "She startedexplaining some of it, but the little bit she managed to tell Judy apparently made her realize thatNick's odd behavior is because he has feelings for someone; problem is our blind little bunny thinksthat it's for another fox. She told Sasha to stop explaining, that she didn't want to know more, that itwasn't her business to mess around with his love life and then ran off. Francine apparently heard hercrying in the bathroom afterwards."

"Gods, that is unbelievable." The bear muttered, before pulling out his wallet and placing anothertwenty in Clawhauser's paw. "Double my bet, Valentine's day will be the breaking point. Eitherthey'll get together afterwards or it will kill them."

Clawhauser grinned and put the money with the rest and marked down the bet, but before he couldreply the desk phone rang.

He hit the speaker button only to hear Bogo's unhappy voice come over the line saying,"Clawhauser, get your tail up here immediately!"

Clawhauser barely got out a 'Right away Chief', before Bogo ended the call.

"That didn't sound good," Grizzole said looking at the now concerned cheetah, "I thoughtFangmeyer was helping you get in shape so you don't fail the physical fitness exam again."

Clawhauser looked glumly at the empty box of donuts like it was all their fault before nodding hishead and getting up to go see Bogo.

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Pirates as they loot Dinsey's lawyers office looking for the rights to Zootopia:

"WildeHopps! WildeHopps! WildeHopps! WildeHopps!"

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The Conspiracy Count Down: 72 hours

Chapter 3 - A Seed of Conspiracy

Assistance and Support Thanks to:

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(Navy's) Disclaimer:

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'Good, press gang them.'

Chapter 3 - A Seed of Conspiracy

"Come in," Chief Bogo said at the knock on his door.

"Chief? You wanted to see me?" asked a nervous Clawhauser.

"Yes, take a seat Clawhauser," Bogo gestured to the chair in front of his desk, which Clawhauser satin before fidgeting worriedly.

Bogo took off his reading glasses and eyed the tubby cheetah for a moment, waiting. He couldn'tsimply tell Clawhauser what he wanted done, that would ruin his reputation. He needed to do thisright, let him worry a bit, then prod and nudge him along until he suggested the end result Bogowanted.

Clawhauser's nervousness grew until he finally burst out, "Chief, is this is about my yearly physicalfitness test? I've been sticking to the prescribed workout schedule. I even lost a few pounds this lastmonth."

Perfect, two birds with one stone.

Bogo held his gaze for another moment before giving him a slight nod, "You're a good officerClawhauser, I'd hate to lose you if you can't pass your make up exam, how are your practicescores?"

Clawhauser relaxed just a bit, "Fangmeyer said that I made the minimum requirements lastweekend."

"I want to see you do better than the bare minimum Clawhauser. This department can't afford to loseyou." Bogo said, using his stare to impress his seriousness. Clawhauser squirmed but nodded backwith a, "Yes, Chief. You can count on me, I'll do better than the bare minimum."

That's one issue I don't have to worry about, now to the real problem.

Bogo let up on his 'Don't disappoint me.' look and leaned back in his chair, lowering the tension inthe room slightly.

"Good, now that wasn't the only reason I called you up here Clawhauser," Bogo continued, "Sinceyou work the front desk, you get a good impression of how everyone in the department is doing. I'dlike to get you opinion on how things are going, especially because this year's winter mating season

seems to be a little more… rowdy than normal." Bogo looked back at Clawhauser and as ominouslyas he could without sounding fake continued, "I'd like to hear what you think before I'm forced totake any necessary administrative actions to resolve department… problems." He finished, ratchetingthe tension in the room right back up.

The cheetah's relaxing face did a 180 and became twice as worried as it was before, which didn'tsurprise Bogo in the least. Clawhauser probably had the biggest heart out of all the officers inPrecinct 1. It only took a hint from Bogo that something might happen to one of them to make himmore worried about that than he would ever be about himself.

"Umm, well… sir. Ah… Anderson found a mate last year so he's taking winter far better this year; ifanything people almost wish he was still grumpy and would stop gushing about their upcomingwedding. Wolford seems a bit more haggard than he usually is this year but he's handling it well,hasn't had any outbursts, he's keeping it locked down, doing that whole alpha control thing. And…"Clawhauser paused becoming visibly more worried, his thumbs now fiddling together as he seemedto try and think of anything he could do to avoid the inevitable final subject.

Bogo prompted him, asking, "And?"

Clawhauser glanced at Bogo almost pleadingly, "Well, sir… Everybody knows that Nick isn'thandling it well, but he's trying. And Judy's also a bit… distracted and worried overhis… situation, but they're both getting the job done and nobody's been complaining about it. It's justan itsy-bitsy tiny issue." He said holding his paw up, fingers barely apart.

Bogo dropped a file on his desk, "Francine had to see a therapist after Hopps's car chase,"

Clawhauser flinched but replied defensively, "Sir, Francine said she's always had a bit of an issuewith car chases, and it didn't help that the robbers had a team of mice working with them. She saidthat… event, just made her realize that she needed to face those fears instead of ignoring them."

Bogo dropped another file on the desk, "Firefighter report on the warehouse Wilde destroyed."

Another flinch, "That warehouse was already scheduled to be demolished, he just did it a littleearly."

Bogo lifted another file, putting his reading glasses back on, "This is from their interrogation of Mr.Huffins, the house burglar yesterday after they swapped out and let Delgato try," he said beforereading from it,

Delgato: 'You ready to talk yet?'

Huffins (suspect): 'Why the **** would I ever **** talk to the **** fuzz?'

Delgato: 'Because I can simply let Wilde and Hopps back in here to continue questioning you.'

Huffins (suspect): '**** **** for the love of ****. That's got to be against some **** law. Crueland unusual **** punishment! You can't **** do that!'

Delgato: 'I don't see why not, they were mostly arguing with each other and they didn't do anythingto you.'

Huffins (suspect): '****, those ******* idiots need to get a **** ******* room and just **** eachother. Making me watch them is **** torture!'

Delgato: 'Not in the eyes of the law, we checked. So, you gonna talk or do I bring them back in?'

Huffins (suspect): '****, **** ****** *** **** and ****! **** fuzz, **** *** *****!

Delgato: 'Okay, if you want to deal with the rabbit and the fox that's fine by me,'

Huffins (suspect): '****, wait a **** second! I'll ******* talk!'

Bogo dropped the file onto the stack.

Clawhauser was chewing on his lip, "ah Chief, it might be a bit… unconventional… but the guyschecked the laws carefully before using Hopps and Wilde's… situation, to help with interrogations.It's perfectly legal and it's been working surprisingly well."

A fourth file hit the stack. And Bogo said, "A comment regarding their visit to the Savanah AcornHeights school for a presentation with the new Anti-drug education initiative, stating that while thepresentation was a success, that their 'current courtship situation' left the student body rife with gossipand rumors to the point that it was distracting students from their studies, and asked that until theyresolve their 'situation' that we send different officers in the future."

"Highschoolers are going to be highschoolers?" Clawhauser tried, though his defense of Hopps andWilde was weakening.

Another file, this one looking like a letter, "A comment from the citizenry thanking us for our workbut suggesting something should be done about the officers 'cute romantic issue'."

"If it's only one comment…" Clawhauser started, but Bogo brought out an entire stack of similarpapers and dropped them on the pile.

"Um…" Clawhauser said, seeming to scramble to find some way to defend them, "None of themare bad comments, are they?"

"No, but it's become a noted concern of the public. In fact," Bogo pulled out another paper andplaced it delicately on top of the heap like the crowning cherry on a desert, "The new mayor sent thisasking what the hell is up with the ZPD's two most publicly recognizable officers. Their tinsy 'issue'is fast becoming one of public concern and gossip. They mayor is worried that because of their roleas not only the first small mammals on the force but the most prominent and well known predatorand prey police team, that if their little relationship falls apart and results in a public fight betweenthem, that it could cause massive harm to healing predator-prey relations in the city."

"Um…" Clawhauser was a bit wide eyed and now very worried as he seemed to be grasping the fullscope of the problem.

Now, just need to add a little focus to that worry, Bogo thought, watching Clawhauser's reactionto make sure that his little show had the desired effect.

"If their situation can't resolve itself, I'm afraid I might be forced to suspend both of them," Bogo saidlooking absolutely serious but with just a touch of sympathy.

"Suspend?!" Clawhauser choked out, "Sir! That would just about kill Judy, and Nick wouldgo nutz if she became depressed like that!"

And now to direct all that worry and concern.

Bogo shrugged, "I don't seem to have much of a choice," he said regretfully, pulling out adisciplinary action form and starting to fill it out, making sure Clawhauser could see that he'd markedthe 'suspension' category. "There's not much else I can do, Clawhauser. If they just got together that

would solve all of these issues but it's not like I can force them to be reasonable."

Clawhauser froze, before nearly shouting, "Sir, Wait!"

Bogo stopped writing and looked up, raising an eyebrow in question.

The cheetah visibly tried to calm himself down, before continuing, "Sorry sir, I didn't mean toshout." He looked at Bogo hopefully, "If they were to get together, you wouldn't need to suspendthem right?"

Bogo nodded in answer, "Doing so would probably solve Wilde's and by extension Hopps currentproblems, so there wouldn't be any need to suspend then. But from how utterly oblivious they are,that's not going to happen, and I can't order them to." He sighed dramatically picking up his pen as ifto finish filling out the form, "It's too bad, they make a good team… I didn't want to lose them."

"But sir," Clawhauser said and then lowered his voice to an almost whisper, "You might not be ableto order them to get together, but… but…" he paused a bit looking at Bogo nervously beforecontinuing, "but, that doesn't mean we couldn't give them a little push."

Bogo just continued to look at Clawhauser, his expression not shifting, simply remaining completelyneutral.

Almost Clawhauser. You're almost there. He thought, willing the cheetah to continue.

Clawhauser spoke in a sudden flood, trying to keep his voice low, though there was a nervousexcitement to it, "Sir, that's all they need, just a tiny push to get things rolling. Judy thinks Nick is inlove with some vixen, not her and Nick's too terrified to make a move because he doesn't think she'sinterested in him that way and is too worried he'll lose her as a friend. They just need a bit of a nudgeto get them past that, then..." he gestured at the small mountain of paper on Bogo's desk, "all thoseproblems will be taken care of."

He stopped to breath before continuing in a conspiratorial voice, "I know all their friends. All ofthem who have tried to talk to them directly have just made the situation worse because they don'tlisten, but… well sir, all of them want to help, they just don't know how. I could talk to them, I'msure that all of us could put something together. Instead of trying to reason with them we can… wecan… just sort of nudge them, put them in a situation where they can't ignore how the other feelsabout them. Valentine's day is coming up. If you can just give them a little bit more time, just untilthen, we can give them that nudge they need. That'll solve their relationship problem and then youwon't have to suspend them. You'll get their team back to what it was and won't have to suspendthem. Everybody wins."

Perfect. Thank you Clawhauser. Bogo thought pleased with himself, though he made sure not toshow it.

He leaned back in his chair slowly, tapping his chin as if thinking it over. He scowled just for goodmeasure, before stopping his tapping and looking right at the cheetah.

"You think that you can actually get them to stop being blind fools?"

The cheetah nodded his head enthusiastically.

Bogo paused again as if mulling the idea over before speaking in a stern voice, "Fine, OfficerClawhauser. I'll give you until the day after Valentine's day to have the issue taken care of, otherwiseI'll be forced to suspend them." he pulled out a few more forms and filled them out. "I'm putting youin charge of this little operation you suggested, though I'll be supervising it. Don't go blabbing about

it to anyone. If anyone asks what you are up to, you've been assigned to a confidential operationsteam. Don't tell anyone else, anything else, unless they've been brought in on the operation. Get me alist of the names of everyone else you want to bring in and a preliminary plan before you leavetoday. Understood?"

Clawhauser looked at him with so much excitement that Bogo could almost see it bubbling over,"Yes, sir! You can count on me!"

Bogo put the forms in a file, pulled out a stamp and slammed it down leaving a large red'CLASSIFIED' on the front of the folder. He handed the file to the cheetah.

"That's everything you need to start. Now, get going Clawhauser, I want to get this taken care of assoon as possible." Bogo said.

Clawhauser saluted, and then bounced his way toward the door.

"Clawhauser," Bogo called out, and the cheetah stopped with his paw on the door handle, lookingback.

"Take this seriously and try not to look so excited or you'll give the operation away."

Clawhauser nodded, before working on his expression and heading out.

Bogo gave a snort after the door closed. The tubby officer had managed to change his expressionfrom looking like he'd won a years' worth of free donuts to looking like he was about to go off towar.

Well, not quite keeping a low profile, but no one will suspect what he's up to with him looking likethat.

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Chapter 4 - First Moves and Unexpected Consequences

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Chapter - 4 - First Moves and Unexpected Consequences

Judy stared at the letter in her paw, her gut seeming to twist in turmoil. She read it for the hundredthtime since opening it up that morning, though she'd already memorized it, and still wasn't sure whatto do about it.

Congratulations!

You've won Marriage and Mates Magazine's yearly Valentine's Day lottery!

Included is an all-inclusive package for you and your one special other!

Tickets to Zootopia's Valentine's Day Festival including VIP passes to Gazelle's Valentine's DayConcert

and Dinner at the famous Palm Tree Tower's Skyline Restaurant in Sahara Square.

Marriage and Mates Magazine thanks you for your continued patronage

and hopes you and your special other enjoy the best Valentine's Day…

The letter went on like that to outline everything and had contained the tickets for 'Judy Hopps plus1' to all the events.

Judy didn't know whether to thank or curse Fru Fru for signing her up for the magazine'ssubscription. It was fun to talk about it with her friend on their girls nights out, but recently everytime she'd seen the magazine in her mail box it had only depressed her. Now, it was only a reminderto her that the mammal she's finally admitted to herself that she'd fallen in love with, would never behers.

This just made that painful feeling worse. She'd love to go to Gazelle's concert, but the thought ofgoing alone…

She thought back to the concert she and Nick had gone to right after he'd graduated from theAcademy. It was only when her mother had started asking some very pointed questions after havingwatched her and Nick that she finally started to admit to herself that she might be falling in love withhim.

But she'd been too shy to do anything about it. She'd never felt this way about anyone else beforeand now she'd waited too long and lost her chance. Winter had come along and Nick had apparentlyfound someone else. Judy had to fight back a sob as she stole a glance across the precinct's work

room to where Nick was going through a file-cabinet, and cursed this stupid season for the millionthtime. He was her partner, but now he'd never be hers. She'd thought at first that his change inbehavior, his shorter temper with other males and the haggard worn experience was just the normalwinter mating season affecting him; Her highschool sex-ed class had taught her the basics about thecommon winter mating season and how it affected many mammals, though this was the first timeshe'd really been around someone going through it. And from what Sasha had told her, this wasworse than normal because he'd fallen in love with someone.

The corner of the paper crumpled in her clenching paw as she thought enviously of whatever luckyvixen had caught his eye. She had to remind herself that she was his friend, that as a good friend shewas supposed to be happy that he had found someone special, that she couldn't go find that vixen hewas courting and strangle her.

And then there was this stupid lottery she'd won all because of Fru Fru's stupid magazine. As muchas she wanted to just go see the Gazelle Concert, she didn't think she could. She'd spend the entiretime there wishing that Nick was with her, that he was-

Her thought was interrupted by a high pitched excited squeal as a spotted paw snatched the paper outof her grip.

"O M Goodness! Judy you got VIP tickets to GAZELLE's Concert!" Clawhauser said excitedlyreading through the letter before Judy managed to snatch it back and stuff it back in her pocket.

"Clawhauser!" Judy said embarrassedly, but the enthusiastic cheetah couldn't be contained.

" *Squeeal*, Judy who are you going with? That sounds like so much fun! That's going to be thebest Valentine's day ever! Come on, spill, I want to hear all about who you're taking and your plansfor the night. Does that pass include a backstage visit with the angel with horns?! Are you-"Clawhauser was just gaining steam, so Judy quickly cut him off.

"I'm not going, Benjamin." She said glumly, "I'd give the tickets to you but they're no good if I'm notthere."

Clawhauser's tongue seemed to trip over itself before he got out a surprised, "What?! Why not? Youhave to go. It's Gazelle, you can't just not go!"

Judy looked down at her paws, she could feel her ears dropping like they were loaded down by leadweights.

"I'm not going because I don't have anyone to go with, Benji. And I'm not going to go alone."

Clawhauser let out an exasperated, "What do you mean you don't have anyone to gowith? Anyone would want to go with you to see Gazelle."

"It's a Valentine's day concert," Judy stressed, "I don't have any 'special someone' to go with and Idon't want to go alone," Judy said glumly turning back to her work, hoping he'd take the hint anddrop the subject.

"Well, we can't have that!" Clawhauser said in an indignantly loud voice, "You, JudyHopps, are going to go see Gazelle or I'll have to arrest you for slandering her reputation. Nobodyrefuses to go to a Gazelle concert, it's simply not right!" he looked back down at her, his big smilecoming back, "You don't want to go because you don't have a boyfriend? Well then, how about if Igo as your 'boyfriend' for the night?"

Judy stopped, thinking about that. She still didn't want to go, but she knew how much Clawhauser

adored Gazelle. It might not be a completely miserable night with a friend like Clawhauser, and he'dat least enjoy it.

"You have to go Judy! You have to, I'll even do the entire fake boyfriend thing for the night if it'llmake you want to go," Clawhauser said dropping to his knees pleadingly while taking up her paw.

Judy was about to agree just to get him to stop when Nick arrived back at their desk looking evenmoodier than he had been all morning.

"Clawhauser, what are you doing now?" he nearly growled as he looked pointedly at the cheetah'spaws holding hers.

"I'm trying to convince our silly bunny here, that she can't skip out on a Gazelle concert. She won'tgo because she thinks she doesn't have any friends that want to go with her."

There was a moment in which Judy blinked and thought that a look of hurt might have flashed acrossNick's face, but no, that must have been her imagination. Nick's fur did seem to bristle somewhat ashe gave Clawhauser another moody scowl while the cheetah released her paw and got back up. Nickgave a terse reply after the cheetah had let go, "Judy has lots of friends, I'd certainly go with her to aconcert if she wanted, even an overly popular fad music one like Gazelle."

Clawhauser gave a strangled gasp, and squeaked, "Blasphemy! You take that back!", right as Judysaid in almost as startled of a voice, "You would?"

Nick ignored the Cheetah having a conniption over the idea of Gazelle being an 'overly popular fad'.And looked at Judy, his fur settling a little, "Of course Carrots. I'm your friend and partner," her heartjumped like it always did when he called her his partner nowadays, even though she knew he didn'tmean it in the way she wished he did, "If you want someone to go with to a silly concert or anythingelse, I'll always go with you."

There was a squeal as Clawhauser hit the floor seeming to have a heart attack at the description'silly'.

Judy crossed her arms looking back at Nick who was now smirking while looking at the cheetah inapparent pain, "She's a great singer, unlike you and your so-called 'dancing'!" Nick stiffenedindignantly letting out a "Hey! Those were classic dance moves!"

Judy smirked back at him, "Well regardless, you seemed to enjoy yourself a lot at that last 'silly'concert."

Nick sniffed and grabbed his coffee mug from their desk, "That's because I enjoy being around mybest friend not because of the concert." Judy's heart seemed to split in two, half jumping and halfdropping. It made her warm inside to know that he considered her his best friend but she wanted sobadly to be more than just his friend.

Clawhauser got back to his feet and gave Nick a disdainful glare before turning to Judy and pointingat her. In his most serious voice he ordered, "Officer Judy Hopps, As a righteous moral supporter ofthe angel with horns you are required to take this… this…" he glared at Nick again, "this unculturedbarbarian to that concert. I want pictures of him enjoying himself so that he can never say anythinglike that again!" With a final indignant sniff, the cheetah turned around and with surprising speed forhis size, left the room. Nick's huff was drowned out by a number of laughs and chuckles from theother officers who had stopped working at their desks to watch the spectacle.

McHorn called across the room with a snorting chuckle, "Better go stop him Hopps, before he tries

to get Bogo to assign a police escort to make sure that you drag your partner to that concert!" and theroom erupted in more laughs and thumping sounds as some of the larger officers pounded on theirdesk in amusement.

Judy grabbed Nick's paw and dragged him to where the cheetah had departed, muttering the wholetime.

Unfortunately for her though, Clawhauser hadn't headed back to the front desk like she thought hewould,

"Oh, no he didn't!" Judy snapped and dragged Nick along as she rushed off toward Bogo's office.

She came to a skidding halt in front of the Chief's open door so suddenly that Nick stumbled into herand they fell into a heap on the floor.

Nick quickly jumped up and off of her like he'd been burned, before helping her up. Judy had only amoment to feel a pang of hurt at the sudden jerk away from her before the Chief's gaze froze her.

"Hopps, Wilde." He said, not sounding pleased. Though that might be putting it too kindly.

Judy saw Clawhauser in the room and quickly tried to explain, "Um, sir… Clawhauser just thoughtthat-"

The Chief silenced her with a wave of his hoof. "Hopps, I don't like this kind of horsing around inthe office. If you and your partner wanted the day off tomorrow, you two should have simply filledout the forms and submitted them, not asked Clawhauser to come pleading on your behalf while youtwo go running around the office like this was some playground." He gave them a stern look beforepicking up a report from the pile on his desk and pointedly glancing at it, "In fact both, you andWilde seem to have been performing especially poorly lately. I don't know what's gotten into youtwo, and I don't care." He pulled out a form from his desk starting to fill it out, "It has also beenpointed out that neither of you two have taken any time off since starting." He finished filling out theform and stamped it before holding it out to them, and Judy hesitantly walked forward to take it,"Therefore, you two will take the next two days off. I don't care what you do but get yourselvesstraightened out. I expect you two to be back with your usual level of teamwork afterwards," Hegave both her and Nick one of his famous scowls making her shudder, "understood?"

"Yes, s-sir." Judy managed to get out and Bogo's glare shifted entirely to Nick who gave a quick,"Yes, Chief!"

"Good, now go finish up your report on your morning patrol and then leave for the day. I don't wantto catch so much as a glimpse of you two around the precinct for the next two days." The Chiefsnapped with a dismissing wave and looked back at Clawhauser sternly, "Clawhauser, get back toyour job. You have a briefing for the operations team in an hour."

Bogo went back to writing for a moment before looking back up.

"What are you all waiting for? Get going!" he said with a scowl.

They all unfroze and rushed out.

…

Back at the safety of the front desk, Judy gave her best 'Bogo' glare at Clawhauser.

"Benjamin! You shouldn't have annoyed the Chief like that! Look at what happened!" she said

waving the approved leave form in front of him angrily.

The Cheetah though, instead of looking apologetic looked rather pleased with himself. He smiled justa bit too smugly down at her, "I think that worked out perfectly, now you don't have any excuse notto take Nick and show him the wonders of Gazelle."

"Benji! That won't work, Nick's going to be busy tomorrow, he can't go!" She said almost shakingwith the mix of emotions she was feeling. She was having a hard time containing her anger,unhappiness, and jealously while thinking about who Nick would be with tomorrow and what hewould be doing while she was all alone.

A finger flicked one of her ears that was standing on end nearly vibrating as much as her paw wasshaking.

"I'm now off duty just like you Carrots, I don't know why you think that I'm going to be busy," hesaid tersely, sounding like he was trying to hold back his own emotions.

Judy turned to him and gaped, "But tomorrow's Valentine's day, of course you're going to be busy."

Nicks face locked up, his expression becoming a cold unreadable mask, and he replied in a stonyvoice with hints of unhappiness, "No. I'm not going to be busy."

Judy just stared at him. Had something happened between him and his girlfriend? Did they have afight? She started to say something, to ask, but stopped. He obviously didn't want to talk about it andshe could see the tiniest bit of pain leaking through that mask of his.

"Do you want to come with me tomorrow then?" she asked before she realized that she'd spoken,and was immediately horrified at what she'd said. Was she the kind of mammal to try and steal awaysomeone as soon as their relationship hit a bump? That wasn't what a good friend would do, howcould-

"Sure Carrots," Nick said interrupting her thoughts. He forced a smile through his mask, "Going to asilly concert with you sounds like fun. I'd lo…" he sighed and looked down, "I'd really enjoy goingwith you to do something besides work tomorrow."

Judy looked at him; her heart wanting to break. She couldn't help but feel a tiny bit of hate for thevixen that was hurting her fox's heart like this. But if Nick needed a friend, she'd always be there forhim. It might make her own heart ache to have to go with him only as a friend but for him... she'd doanything.

"I'd… I'd like that too," she said and his smile seemed to grow ever so slightly, "It'll be nice to gowith my best friend, I guess I could use a bit of fun too." She couldn't help but give him a quick hug,saying, "Thanks, Nick. I know I can always count on you to be my friend." Before turning andheading back toward their desk at a brisk pace so that he couldn't see her face.

Clawhauser watched as Judy hurried off, leaving Nick behind, his smile seeming to crack like abreaking sheet of ice. The fox looked back at the ground before mumbling, "I'll always be yourfriend if that's what you want me to be," before shuffling after her, looking like he'd been suckerpunched. Three steps later though and he'd reasserted his mask and any hints of pain haddisappeared.

Clawhauser watched Nick leave through the door, before shaking his head and picking up the phoneand dialing a number.

"Chief… yes they're going… Yes, sir. It's dangerous but it's the best option we have, they've alreadydecided to take the bait… Yes sir, we've got to be careful with them, we can't have anyone on theoperation be seen tailing them. Any of them would be recognized and could ruin everything… Right,this is already risky enough for them… I'll be in the meeting room on time."

He hung up the phone and went back to reviewing his files with a determined face.

Clawhauser though, with his attention on Nick hadn't realized someone else had stopped to watchthe bunny and rabbit. He'd missed the fact that they stopped when they overheard the start of hisphone call and he certainly didn't see how their eyes had gone wide as they listened.

Fangmeyer hurried back through the building thinking hard. There had been a slew of rumors latelyabout something big going on. Everybody knew that Clawhauser had been brought in on some sortof top level and classified group. Some thought that it was an operation concerning corruption in thegovernment or something to do with a leak in the ZPD or one of a thousand other rumors. Thecheetah, usually the one everyone went to get their gossip had suddenly dried up and wasn't saying aword. There probably wasn't a more widely trusted officer, besides Bogo, than Clawhauser though.That along with the fact that the usually cheery and talkative cat, had been seen looking far moreserious than anyone had ever remembered him being and wasn't saying a word about what wasgoing on had everyone convinced that whatever it was, it was big.

And from what she'd heard, apparently dangerous, very dangerous. The brass seemed to be sendingHopps and Wilde out on some undercover mission with no backup, and that worried Fangmeyer.She'd come to really like Judy and even that snarky fox partner of hers. They were good, but everyofficer should have backup just in case.

She thought over everything she knew, from what she'd heard earlier in the workroom, that nowseemed like a well-planned charade to convince everyone that nothing out of the ordinary was goingon, to every bit of information she knew about crimes around the city.

Something was niggling at the back of her mind.

It was widely known that Judy was friends with Fru Fru Big, daughter of Mr. Big. There was widespeculation among the precinct that their friendship might be influencing the notorious crime boss.Many thought that was the reason why Mr. Big had been scaling back his more… questionablebusinesses. Sources had passed along information though that there had been some discontentedgrumblings in Mr. Bigs ranks about that.

Her mind was telling her that there was some connection there but she couldn't put her finger on it.That and all her police instincts were screaming at her that they shouldn't be allowed to go on such adangerous mission without another team to have their back.

If that secret operations group couldn't give them any back up directly then maybe it might be for thebest if another team, one completely out of the loop from the operation just happened to be there withthem. If something went wrong, that other team would have just been in the right place at the righttime to offer help…

Fangmeyer was so distracted with her thoughts that she ran right into her partner. Wolford had hishead lowered reading something on his phone as he walked and smacked muzzle first right into thecleavage of her chest.

"What!?" He spluttered before quickly taking a step back and looking at her then at her chest beforeblushing slightly, "Nadine! Sorry, I ah… wasn't watching where I was going. Sorry, didn't mean to

walk into your… um, sorry."

She looked back at him more amused than anything at his blushing and stammering; Here wasWolford, Mr. Alpha always in control, (at least when he wasn't pulling some sort of prank almostworthy of Wilde) blushing like a high schooler because he'd walked into her chest.

He glanced back at her chest again, before blushing a bit more.

"Males," She muttered rolling her eyes with an amused huff. He might not be interested in dating,she'd actually tried once a few years ago to subtly get him to ask her out, just out of curiosity, but heseemed determined to go on lone wolfing, though he sure didn't have an issue with appreciatingcertain aspects of females.

She pushed aside her amused thoughts, she needed to talk to him about everything she'd heard andwhat she'd been thinking, so she grabbed him and hurried down the hall, opening a door to aviewing room for one of the empty interrogation rooms before leading her confused partner in andshutting the door, making sure to turn the lock.

"Nadine, what the hell is up?" Wolford nearly yelped, now looking at her with an expression ofconfusion, alarm and a hint of something else. He glanced at her chest again, where he'd run into her,"Um… Nadine? I, uh…" he looked around the empty room, at the locked door, at her chest, then ather eyes, before hurriedly looking away, "Um, Nadine, I like you, I really do, but isn't this a little,um… fast? I mean…"

Fangmeyer's entire thought process wrecked like a derailed train.

Wait, Wait, WAIT. Back up. Did he just suggest what I think he suggested?

She looked around at the room she'd dragged him into, the empty room, alone, just the two of them.With the door locked.

Oh no, Oh Gods, He thinks that I want to…

Her face seemed to spontaneously combust and she face palmed, "Sorry, Sorry. This is not what itlooks like Ralph! I just overheard something and needed to talk to you, privately. Oh gods, that musthave looked like I was… Sorry, I'd never do that to you," she said waving her paws in emphasis andtrying to recover from her faux pas.

There was a slight, almost disappointed, "oh."

Her head whipping back up to stare at him. There was a lot of meaning and emotion packed into thatlittle 'oh' of his.

That didn't sound like I think it did. Can't have. No way. Impossible. Not a chance.

…could it?

"Oh?" she asked, staring at him. He looked at her and blushed more before looking away, his taildropping.

But, But… he's never…

"Oh?" she repeated with emphasis, her mind suddenly seeming to malfunction. They'd known eachother since the Academy. Sure, every now and then he'd get a bit embarrassed around her or someshe-wolf, especially when he was caught giving admiring glances; he'd certainly learned to look at

more than just her chest in the academy boxing ring, but for as long as they'd known each other, shecouldn't remember him ever seeming to have more than just a passing admiration for someone; he'dnever had a serious interest in anyone as far as she knew. And Especially not in her.

Her pinwheeling mind suddenly started repeating what he had just said.

'Um, Nadine, I like you, I really do, but isn't this a little, um… fast?'

'Um, Nadine, I like you, I really do'

'I like you, I really do'

Oh, gods did…

"Did you just say that you, 'really like me'?" she blurted out not in control of her mouth.

"Um…" he glanced at her, now more embarrassed than she'd ever seen him, "O-of course I like you,you're my friend, my partner, have been for three years. Why wouldn't I like you" He said trying tosmile like it was nothing but not looking her directly in the eye, just like every time he tried side-stepping something.

No, he can't, could he? He's always been so damned adamant about not wanting to date, alwayshad that lone wolf thing. Otherwise I would have gone…

Another part of her brain suddenly kicked in, overriding her embarrassment as she remembering thetime of year, and her eyes narrowed.

"Define 'Like', is that like, 'like, like' or just 'like' or is that, it's mating season and I 'like' anythingthat's female?" she asked trying to pin him down with her glare.

I am not going to be just some winter snuggle!

If he actually liked me he could have asked me out on a date anytime,

Hell, I've wished he would have…

She backtracked her thought process ignoring those spurious daydreams, still a bit peeved at thesituation.

He never did ask me out, and some winter urge and a run-in, in the hallway isn't going to changethat!

"What?!" he asked looking up startled at that last part, "I'm not like that! I don't just like you becauseit's winter…" his eyes met hers, and then immediately tried to flee but failed miserably like they werenow trapped, "I… ah…"

His eyes went a bit wide and he now looked a bit desperate and scared, like he was cornered, likehe'd screwed up royally and was expecting to get utterly crushed.

But He's never said anything… he's never… why would he have not said…

Her mind seemed to be stuck on repeat as they stared at each other. Part of her was terrified at whatthat look was saying, terrified and elated,

but mostly terrified.

Supremely terrified. And the fact that there was a part of her that was elated just terrified her more.

"Um, y-you know what, forget I a-asked," she said and reached back with a shaking paw to thedoor, "You d-don't need to a-answer that q-question."

Wolford's nose twitched and she froze with her paw on the lock. Her gaze seemed to narrow,tunneling until all she saw was his nose. His wolf's nose. His very good nose, one of the best nosesin all of the precincts.

It twitched again.

Fangmeyer suddenly became aware of a nervous but warm butterfly feeling in the pit of her stomachthat had cropped up at some point during this conversation, that and a warmth a bit lower too.

no, no, No, No, No

His nose twitched again and her narrowed tunnel vision shifted up to meet his eyes. Eyes that nowinstead of looking frightened looked… hopeful.

She couldn't see anything but the gold of his eyes, but she heard his voice, soft and scared butsuddenly with a thread of desperate hope say, "Nadine, do… do you like me too?"

The warmth increased.

She heard an audible sniff, then the sound of his tail starting to wag.

This time his low voice was filled with a near wild hope, "Nadine, would… would you go out withme?"

She tried swallowing, speaking, doing anything but her body wasn't working.

She heard him take a few steps closer, her gaze still locked on his eyes.

"Felines and canids usually don't get along very well but Nadine, I've liked you since we met at theacademy. Now after getting to work with you, know you… well to answer your question, I don't just'like' you," he stopped right in front of her, looking right at her, looking at her like he wanted her tosee right down into him and understand exactly what he meant.

Her paw was shaking on the door handle, making it rattle; She'd faced Major Friedkin at theacademy without nerves, had faced the dreaded environment course without fear, she'd taken indangerous criminals without issue, she'd been on the sharp end of some of the hardest SWAT teamactions and never felt afraid. But in that moment looking into her partner's eyes, what she sawterrified her more than anything she could have imagined. It terrified her because something in hershe'd only thought a passing whimsy was completely ecstatic and desperately wanted to respond toit.

He was right in front of her, looking up at her, holding her frozen with his eyes. He leaned upstanding on his toes so that they were only inches apart. Her heart was pounding so loudly that shedidn't think she could possibly hear anything else, but she heard what he said next clearly despite it.

"Nadine, I like you."

The next thing she knew she was leaning down, kissing him.

Her eyes went wide as her brain kicked back into gear. She, Nadine Fangmeyer, tough as nails

officer of Precinct 1, full on panicked.

She left the door with a broken hinge and its handle embedded in the wall as she fled.

Clawhauser closed the door to the empty meeting room, locking it and turned on the computer on thetable.

A minute later the screen was showing a dozen small windows each showing a different mammal.

"Benji!" squealed the small shrill and excited voice of a tiny female shrew, "Did they get it? Did theyget it? The magazine editor was soooo helpful after I told him who I was and what I wanted to do…and paid him, but he was worried that it wouldn't get there in time."

"Are you sure that the concert was the best idea?" came the voice of an older vixen, "He's neverbeen very interested in concerts and he hates dancing."

"I already told you Vivian," replied another voice, this one from a matronly bunny, "You shouldhave seen them at the concert last year after Nick's graduation, that's when I talked to Stu and westarted planning for her wedding-"

A younger bunny that looked surprisingly like Judy broke in, "It was a good idea to get them to go tothe festival, but to get them to actually get together, well it's going to take more than that, Judy'ssoooo stuck up and prudish. She wants to rut him silly but she's too scared to make a move. And heseems to be just as stupid..."

The first bunny broke back in, "Jessica watch your language!"

There was the sound of a throat clearing and the image at the top of the screen, one that had a brightlight behind the figure so that only a large horned outline could be seen, shifted.

"Everybody, quiet down. We've already discussed all of that. From what Clawhauser already toldme it seems to have worked; They're going. Thanks to Mrs. Fru Fru, we'll have some of her smallfriends tailing them and reporting how it's going. If things don't go as well as we want that's why wehave contingency plans. We won't use those plans unless necessary, understood Miss Jessica?" thedoe gave an eye roll and a huffy 'yes', "Now, we need to go over the plan and the contingency plansone last time before things get rolling tomorrow, so let's get started."

It was close enough to the end of her shift that Fangmeyer had beelined straight to the front desk andclocked out for day, before nearly sprinting to the parking lot and diving into their assigned cruiser.She quickly readjusted the seat since Wolford had been driving earlier and then reached into herpocket to grab the key and get the hell out of there before he tracked her down.

She needed to get some space to think, to try and deal with the pandora's box of feelings he'd openedup, though considering her mortifying reactions she might just be better off going and finding a holeto hide in. That sounded like a reasonable option, probably her best option.

"Damnit! Where'd I put that key?!" she growled out loud checking her other pocket desperately,"Gods, I need to get out of here before he finds me. How the hell am I supposed to ever face himnow? And how the hell has Ralph never showed any signs of how he felt before I bumped into himtoday?"

She stopped searching her pocket for a second as her mind suddenly recalled memories from back atthe academy and every winter afterwards and connected a few subtle hints. Wolford had always had

a lot of self-control, but thinking back on it, each progressive winter, especially this year, seemed tohave been more taxing for him than the previous year.

Oh gods, if he's liked me for that long why the hell didn't he ever say anything?! And now I've madea complete fool of myself!

She resumed her search with even more desperation, as that butterfly feeling that terrified her grew atthose thoughts. The smart thing would probably be to talk to Ralph, sort this out... but the smart thingscared her and running felt so much easier.

If I've already made this much of a fool of myself, might as well go all the way, might get a discounton that hole to hide in if I do.

"Stupid wolves and their damned sense of smell, I won't be able to get within fifty feet of himwithout him knowing how I feel." she muttered now checking her belt, the idea of simply runningand hiding was becoming more and more appealing, "maybe I can use Scent-Away, a lot of Scent-Away. Maybe that way he won't track me down to whatever hole I find to live in. Now where did Iput those godsdamned keys?!"

The pair of keys appeared hanging over the center console of the cruiser and jangled, catching herattention. More actually the gray paw holding them out from the backseat of the car jangled them.The gray wolf paw holding them.

Fangmeyer stared at it for a solid 3 seconds before frantically trying to yank open the door.Unfortunately, someone had hit the car lock and her wild effort to escape only managed to rip thehandle right off the door.

She looked at it stupidly for a few seconds before Wolford's voice spoke up.

"You told me to hang onto the keys earlier, oh and Scent-Away doesn't actually do that great a job ofneutralizing scents. Musk-Mask does a better job. Though I'd still track you down, if nothing elseyou're my partner, though I'm really hoping you'll give me a chance and let me take you on a date."

Fangmeyer leaned forward groaning, with her paws on her head holding down her ears, hoping thatshe could curl into a ball and disappear.

"Just kill me now." She muttered.

There was an amused snort and she heard the sound of Wolford climbing over the center console andinto the passenger seat.

He just sat there until she finally peeked over at him. He was grinning with a dopey smile looking ather, his tail wagging slowly next to him.

Seeing her peek, he finally broke the silence, "Nadine, you've always said that I'm stubborn and slowto change, and you're right." His voice lost it's happy tone, sobering as he continued, "I used to thinkthat there was something wrong with me for falling for a tigress, you know how stupidly pridefulwolves are and I've told you about how we think and feel, especially about fitting into the pack. It'staken me a while to get over that, hell compared to Wilde and Hopps falling in love, me falling foryou looks normal by comparison."

Her heart was beating like a drum again, was that how he felt about her? He'd fallen in love withher? She could feel herself starting to shake again.

"I'm sorry Nadine, I should have asked you out long ago, but I'm asking you out now. I like you and

I think you like me." She felt his paw gently touch her arm, "I'd like to see if we can be more thanfriends, so will you give me a chance?"

He waited there for a response but when she finally tried to speak, her throat was too dry to make asound.

Wolford sighed and removed his paw. "Okay, I'm sorry for bringing it up then, just remember, I'mstill your friend," She glanced over and saw him place the keys on the center console before heturned and opened the door dejectedly. "I'll see you day after tomorrow for our next shift then,partner." he said and started to exit the cruiser, tail limp.

The sight sent a sharp jarring pain through her somewhere deep in her chest and she reached outgrabbing his arm, stopping him.

"Wait." She croaked.

He looked back at her questioningly, hopefully, and she felt another wave of that unfamiliar warmfeeling wash through her next to the roiling terror and quickly looked forward through thewindscreen trying to think of anything to say.

"I… I… uh, I never got to tell you why I pulled you aside earlier, " she started and then found herselframbling out loud about everything she'd overheard from the workroom and Clawhauser's call, abouther thoughts and the nagging feeling and her worries, even about her hair-brained idea to try tailingHopps and Wilde so that if anything happened they could back them up. Wolford patiently waited,listening until she ran out of stuff to say.

She looked over to him, half expecting to see him looking skeptical, but he had a thoughtfulexpression on his face.

"I'd heard some rumors that there were a bunch of mammals related to Mr. Big's organization that areinvolved in this year's Valentine's day festival at the pier and stadium, that and there was a group ofnastier mammals that broke off from the Bigs thinking that he'd gone soft. If something were goingon at the Festival, especially with a dangerous group of those kind of malcontents, sending in twomammals that are so obviously ears over tail in love with each other is a perfect cover."

Fangmeyer tried listening but her attention was distracted slightly when she realized that the pawshe'd grabbed his arm with had somehow ended up holding his hand.

How the hell did that happen?

Her attention was pulled back when he turned to look right at her, "I'll go with you tomorrow on onecondition," he smiled that big goofy grin of his with his ears perking up, "We'll go to the Valentine'sday Festival and keep an eye on Hopps and Wilde but at the end of the night, if you've enjoyedyourself being there with me, you'll agree to at least try dating me."

After a moment, she nodded back.

Hopps and Wilde need someone backing them up on a dangerous undercover op. Anyway, what'sthe harm in going out with Ralph afterwards, maybe… maybe… we'll kick it off, I've always liked-,well even if we don't work out there's no harm in trying, right?

"D-Deal," she managed to say.

"Great!" he said and squeezed her paw before letting go and getting out, closing the passenger door.Fangmeyer just looked at her now empty paw before she was startled by the driver side door

opening.

"Scoot over, Nadine. You always complain about driving and I've got the feeling you don't want toright now, so I'll drop you off at your apartment."

She scooted over the central console and buckled the seat belt while Wolford adjusted the driver seatforward before starting the cruiser.

They didn't talk the entire drive back, though Fangmeyer kept glancing over at him still feelingmortified at dragging him into the room like that, then kissing him and fleeing.

That moment, though, the moment she'd come to her senses to find his muzzle against hers keptplaying through her mind, over and over again. After only a few minutes of driving, she noticed thatWolford was taking subtle sniffs of the air and that his dopey grin was growing bigger and biggeralong with the sound of his wagging tail beating against the door was getting louder. She hurriedlytried thinking of something else, anything else.

Food, dinner, what are you going to have for dinner, it's way too early to have wolf …

She shook her head,

Forget food, I need to just relax tonight, not think about anything that happened today. Just sit andvegge out on the couch watching tv.

Perfect. Nothing's a better brain killing activity than watching tv. I can grab a bowl of ice cream, ormaybe just the whole tub of ice cream and sit on the couch watching tv and movies. Comfort foodand the junk box, the cure to anything.

Isn't that new Sherlock Holmes movie on Nutflix now too? I've been wanting to see that movie,though that actor who plays Watson could be better. The wolf that plays him wasn't very good in thepreviews, hell, Ralph could have done a better job, he's more attractive anyway…

Shit, damnit,

forget movies. Ice cream, what flavor of ice cream am I going to eat? Chocolate or vanilla or both?

A less subtle sniff and the sound of Wolford's tail banging against the door got louder.

…

Wolford pulled over in front of her apartment looking happier than she thought she'd ever seen him.

"I'll do some extra research tonight, see what I can find out about Hopps and Wilde's plans fortomorrow but I'll swing by to pick you up at noon, alright? The festival isn't supposed to start until 2so that will give us some time to plan."

"Um… okay, sounds good, I'll, ah… see you tomorrow at noon then." She said as she hurriedly gotout and closed the door.

She made the mistake of looking back to see Wolford staring back at her with a smile that made himlook like a kit on Christmas morning. She flushed and hurriedly turned and ran inside and up to herapartment before slamming the door behind her and leaning against it.

She was one of the hardest, most badass cops in all of Zootopia, how had her partner made herresolve, her ability to stand up to anything fold like a house of cards? "What the hell have I gotten

myself into?" She mumbled as she tried to slow her racing heart and think about tomorrow.

A/N

All blame for spawning the Wolfeyer fleet can be directed at MinscLovesBoo

Blame Him!

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Thanks to the WildeHopps Navy for their quick deployment of the GoneKrazy3000 anti-typodefense system.

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Conspiracy Count Down: 12 hours

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Chapter 5 - The Beginning

Mad Grinch Productions unleashes:

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The Conspiracy

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Disclaimer: There's no stopping it now

*Cackles of Laughter*

Chapter – 5 – The Beginning

Bogo looked at his phone and typed, 'Last call: Go, No Go' before hitting the send button.

The message went out through the secure app and as soon as all the recipients had read it, themessage deleted itself off their phones.

His message flashed from yellow to green then disappeared,

Good, everyone's receiving the messages

His phone started pinging as responses came in.

Claws: 'Go'

Big: 'Go'

V: 'Go'

Bon: 'Go'

Option-J: 'Go'

Eyes1: 'Go'

The messages continued to come in and disappeared as he clicked on each, acknowledging he'dreceived them.

A few second later and he'd received everyone's reply.

He typed in another message, but hesitated with his finger over the send button.

This was it. If he hit this, he was committing himself and once Bogo committed himself, he knew hewouldn't stop till it was finished or he was dead. It didn't matter if that was protecting the city,tracking down the most dangerous criminals, or getting a stupid bunny and fox to admit that theyloved each other.

Thought that last one probably falls under protecting the city.

Bogo pressed the button.

The message, 'Begin Operation' turned yellow before a few moments latter flashing green anddisappearing.

Nadine groggily awoke from the blissful depths of sleep to someone pounding on her head. Shelooked over from where she was languidly sprawled across her couch in a manner only felines werecapable of and saw the coffee table in front of her.

She blinked as the throbbing in her head continued, and stared at the table, or at the empty tubs ofice-cream and a nearly empty bottle of tequila that covered it.

Ugh, tequila is nobody's best friend come morning. The pounding came back a bit stronger, okaywhy did I pull out the full emergency comfort kit last night?

Nadine stretched a bit, starting to put the pieces back together, it had started with Hopps and Wildeand overhearing Clawhauser's call-

The next series of pounding throbs against her mind made her realize that it wasn't just the minorhangover but that someone was knocking on her door.

"Hang on a second." She called, getting up with one paw rubbing her head.

Gods, I hope I didn't make too much of a racket last night, I don't want to have to deal with that littleold landlady berating me… again.

She threw on some bare essentials from the clothes pile she'd discarded last night; she, like a lot offelines simply didn't like sleeping while wearing anything, and she couldn't really care at the momentif her state of dress caused the landlady to have a conniption over 'propriety'. Ducking without eventhinking about it, she exited through the living room doorway. It had become an ingrained habit aftershe'd whacked her head on it the first couple dozen times.

It's probably just Megan, she always likes to poke fun at me the morning after I do something stupid.She'd better have brought her usual peace offering though, I really need to eat something. Sheshuddered, well something besides ice cream.

She got along with most of her neighbors pretty well despite being the largest mammal and apredator in this apartment complex. It really was too small for a tiger, but she'd gotten comfortablehere and she liked the location, plus she'd become good friends with her neighbor, a spunky littlebobcat that had managed to claw her way into the Zootopia Fire Department despite her small sizeby sheer guts and determination. Megan reminded her a lot of Judy, just with much more catty snark.

Oh, gods. I think I made a fool of myself in front of Ralph yesterday and that was before I got home.Wait, didn't Megan come over? I think she was the one that suggested pulling out the tequila lastnight...

Nadine winced at the throbbing in her head and ducked into her kitchen long enough to down someaspirin before heading to the front door

Stupid little cat, how the hell can she drink like that? I can handle beer, I like a good beer, but whythe hell do I always let her convince me to pull out tequila?

She opened the front door and as expected, was met with an overly cheery face of her neighbor andfriend (though she thought that second part was on probation until her hangover dissipated).

"Gooood Morning Nadine! Sleep well?" the bobcat asked in a too pleased voice that should have set

off every alarm she had. Her mind though was distracted by the throbbing and the smell of Megan'ssecret hangover breakfast dish, a sort of oatmeal with brown sugar and honey along with a few otherspices that came together to make the normally bland dish not only enjoyable but perfect for curing atequila night. She'd apparently perfected it through rigorous trial and error.

"Get your furry ass and that food in here Megan," Nadine nearly growled and wincing, "I need tofigure out what exactly happened last night and how much trouble I'm in with the landlady beforemy partner arrives."

"Oh, don't worry about that, I talked to Mrs. Woolstien this morning. She's not going to make a fuss;gave me a whole lecture about how every girl needs a strong ram in their lives and that it was abouttime you found a mate, said that I needed to stop living 'like a wild uncivilized amazon barbarian' andsettle down too."

Nadine winced again rubbing her head, "Sure, sure… she's always talking about how a girlneeds…" Nadine suddenly froze, "How the hell do you know about Ralph?! I only just started datinghim! I mean, going to date him! And he's not my mate…" she finished adamantly though she mighthave looked away and muttered, 'yet'

"Well given the fact that everybody in the apartment building knows him because he's been yourpartner on the force for nearly three years and that you, Miss 'nothing flusters me' came in blushinglike a school girl when he dropped you off yesterday, some mammals have been speculating andtelling very believable rumors." The bobcat said smiling like she was stealing the cream.

Nadine banged her head against the door and groaned, but Megan wasn't done.

"Oh and then there was also that little bit after I left for the night, where you seemed to have a partyfor one and were yelling out his name."

Nadine thought her eyes might have popped out of her head as she stared at Megan.

"Your lying." She said flatly. Despite a sudden dreadful sinking feeling in her stomach.

She had slept exceptional well despite the tequila and then there were those dreams, some of whichnow seemed like they might not be dreams (though the ones with Ralph sure as hell had to be) and ifshe focused past the pain in her head she thought that she felt-

Megan's smirk shifted to 'I just stole the cream and got away with it too', "Nope, not a single bit. Thatold goat below us was banging on the ceiling with his broom yelling at the 'bad kitty' to quiet downbefore his wife told him he could either join her in the bedroom or put in earplugs and sleep on thecouch, because that 'bad kitty' wasn't going to be the only girl having that much fun. Sure got him tostop banging, well… banging on the ceiling anyway."

Nadine slid down the door to sit in a mortified groaning heap on the ground.

Megan couldn't hold back a delighted snicker, "Oh you were quite the 'bad kitty' last night withsome of what you said! I still can't believe you've abandoned team feline and fallen for some wolf,but you must really like him considering that roar at the end. I'm pretty sure everyone in the entirebuilding heard that!"

"No, no, no. Oh gods no, that's all just some dream, I've had dreams like that before, this is justanother one."

Megan patted her head, still smirking, "Sorry sweetie, but the entire apartment can testify that thistime it wasn't a dream. You need to just give up and admit that Nadine Fangmeyer, The Great

Tigress, ZPD Badass Supreme, Miss 'I Don't Need a Male Telling Me What to Do', has fallen inlove with… with… a wolf!" and she burst out laughing.

Fangmeyer stopped banging her head against the door, long enough to glare at Megan and growl,"Oh shut it!"

Megan wiped a tear away, still chuckling, "So you admit you're in love with him?"

"I admit nothing!" Fangmeyer growled, "He's going to have to work hard if he wants to get me toadmit that! Now get in here and help me clean up before Ralph gets over here and see's what acomplete mess he's turned me into. I have a reputation to upkeep." She finished getting up andwaving angrily at the bobcat to come in.

"Why bother? He already knows." She said pointing with her thumb casually over to the side.

Nadine stuck her head out of the door and looked where Megan was pointing only to see Ralphstanding in the hallway wearing a nice set of casual clothes that did a great job of showing off histoned physique. She could even see some flowers poking out from behind his back.

Her eyes moved up to meet his just as his moved up from the part of her chest he'd been staring at,that part that was visible with her leaning out the door… and that her very minimal amount ofclothing was doing almost nothing to hide.

He was smiling that dopey stupid lovable smile of his with his tail wagging while he blushed ever soslightly.

Someone must have replaced the apartment's dinky heating system with something new andapparently overpowered because the temperature seemed to skyrocket.

Nadine barely got her head back into her apartment before she slammed the door shut, breathing ingasps.

That little traitorous pussycat! She set me up!

The door slammed back open and her paw shot out, grabbed Megan and yanked her into theapartment before the door slammed shut again.

"What happened to us girls sticking together?! You should have warned me that he was right there!"She hissed, though the smaller feline didn't look intimidated in the least.

"Oh Nadine you're already a lost cause, no point it trying to save you now. Plus," she giggled, "Didyou see how he looked when he saw you?" Nadine blushed harder and tried to stop her but Megancontinued, "That was utterly adorable. That was even cuter than when I saved him downstairs fromMrs. Woolstien's lecture about taking proper care of his new mate. She apparently thought that hewas skimping on his male duty; how did she put it, oh yes," She used a rather good impression ofMrs. Woolstien's crotchety old voice,

"A girl has needs! Any properly raised male knows a mate's duty isn't done when he's had his fun.It's only done once he's satisfied all of his mate's needs! You'd better not leave that nice girl hangingagain or I'll thump you with my broom, you understand me youngster?"

Nadine just looked at her friend in horrified disbelief, well more like horror. That was exactly thekind of thing that little old biddy might do, gods save her, or anyone she decided to lecture.

It took her a few moments to try and contain her feelings regarding the absolute nightmare this was

turning into. She managed to just quarantine that part of her mind and resolved to not deal with itright now, maybe not ever.

"Stop your damned smirking, Megan," she groaned, the throbbing in her head now worse, "Andwhere the hell is that food?"

"Oh, I gave that to your mate," Megan emphasized the word despite her groan, actually Nadinethought she probably did it just to get her to groan, "If you want my hangover cure, you'll have to lethim in." she smirked nonchalantly in that smugly proprietarily feline way.

That's against the rules to use that against another cat! Nadine thought and scowled at her, whichjust made her look more smugly satisfied.

Nadine growled, slammed open the door again and reached out to haul her somewhat confused,embarrassed and delighted partner into her apartment, before slamming the door close.

"Food." She demanded tersely. She'd decided to try ignoring everything but the next immediate thingshe needed to do in an attempt to ignore thinking about how utterly screwed she was, well notliterally, that would actually be enjoyable-

She immediately put a brutal end to that thought, and then shot it a few more times to make sure itwould stay down. She was not going to screw Ralph's brains out, they had work to do today. Sheemptied the clip of her metaphorical gun into that idea just for good measure.

The wolf in question held out Megan's bowl with the flowers laid across it.

She reached out to take the bowl but as she grabbed it and her paws touched against his, sherecognized the orange flowers with black accents.

They were tiger lilies.

She looked up from the bowl and flowers as Ralph withdrew his paws, clasping them behind hisback and looking at her almost shyly.

"Ralph," she said in a small choked voice.

"They, ah… they reminded me of you." He said quietly, "They're beautiful and they smell nice. Andthe florist said that it's a hardy flower too, so… I thought they were perfect."

"Ralph…" don't choke up and cry, don't choke up and cry,… she repeated to herself, blinking hard.

"Thank you." She finally managed to get out, drawing the bowl and flowers close.

His wagging tail sped up, and his smile nearly made her wavering resolve to not cry, break. Helooked up at her then down to where she was holding the bowl and flowers against her chest andblushed, quickly raising his eyes back up.

"I'll… ah," he couldn't seem to help taking a quick look at her, which made his already up ears, perklike they were ready to jump off his head, "I'll just go wait in the living room while you get ready,and…" he gave the bowl another look, this time blushing furiously, "um… eat." He finished with aflustered gesture and at her nod, turned and hurried through the door, whacking his head on the lowclearance, with a thump and a 'Oww!'.

"Ralph!?" Nadine asked a bit worriedly.

"I'm alright! Perfectly alright, just forgot about the low doors here." He said in an embarrassedflustered tone.

"Oh, you two are too cute," Megan said smirking like this was the best show she'd ever seen, "Makesure to tell me all about it tonight," she headed to the front door but before she closed it beind her,she popped her head back in and with a wicked smile said, "Or tomorrow if you're busy tonight."

The door closed before Nadine could formulate any response. She looked back from the door to thebowl and flowers and then to the living room before giving her head a shake and heading into thekitchen.

She set the bowl down and then not having a vase, got out a glass from the top cabinet that was ineasy reach for her as her head almost hit the ceiling. She filled it with water before placing theflowers in it and set it in the middle of her small table.

She ate the entire bowl robotically while staring at those flowers and thinking about what Ralph hadsaid.

It was only when her spoon came up empty, that her attention shifted off of the flowers and backdown to the now empty bowl.

Then something that should have occurred to her earlier clicked in her mind.

She'd been working with Wolford for three years and they'd shared a lot in that time. One of thethings she'd asked about right at the beginning was some odd behavior of his regarding food, such asalways insisting on paying for his own food. He'd explained that it was a sort of cultural trait forwolves that had stuck around just like the urge to howl. Food was important, being able to acquireyour own food was seen as a sign of independence, the act of give and receiving food was seen assomething almost intimate; it was a sign of a relationship, that one was accepting responsibility forproviding for another, like for one's kits… or for one's mate.

She stared at the empty bowl.

The bowl that she'd asked for from him.

The bowl that he'd given to her.

Ralph had told her that for wolves, they would always split the cost of dinners on dates until itbecame serious, like being engaged serious.

The spoon dropped from her fingers and clattered on the table.

Had he done that on purpose? He hadn't made the food, but she hadn't paid for it either. And afterhe'd given it to her he'd blushed hard,

Oh gods…

He'd been blushing very hard as he'd made his flustered way to her living room-

Her mind crashed again at that.

The living room…

More accurately her mind had already had a complete train wreck thinking about the food he'd givenher and that she'd accepted. Because for wolves that meant a Hell, with a

capital godsdamned H, lot more than it did for other mammals. (She'd need to ask him, because fromwhat she understood that was more along the lines of accepting a proposal in wolf culture, or maybenot asking for clarification on that point was a better idea) Now her mind felt like a second train hadcrashed into the wreck of the first. A train that was carrying something highly dangerous and volatile,like gasoline or explosives.

Ralph is in my living room, sitting on my couch.

Ralph, the wolf. The wolf with a too godsdmanded good nose is sitting on my couch…

The couch where I was this morning… and last night… when I was...

"Oh. Fuck."

She upended her table scrambling for the door. Megan's bowl went flying and broke, not that shehad the mental capacity to care about that at the moment, in fact, she'd barely managed to saveRalph's flowers before she went careening out the door.

"Ralph!" she yelled then realized she had no idea what she was going to say next.

She barely managed to not brain herself on the doorway to the living room as she came rushing inand around to the couch.

Then she came to a skidding halt, realizing two things.

One, she still had absolutely no idea where to go from there or what to do next. None. Zero. Nadda.Nothing.

Two, while Ralph's control was good, very good in fact, it was still winter.

Ralph was sitting on the couch holding a piece of clothing, but despite his almost casual position hewas so tense he looked about to break. He looked up at her and his gold eyes that usually had aglimpse of goofy humor behind them now also had something else, something primal. It sent a shiverdown her spine that caused a wave of terror that froze her in her tracks. Terror because that shiverhad absolutely completely delighted and thrilled her. There wasn't a single word that described thatlook, but longing, desire, and lust were good starting points.

She could see his dark nose flare as he breathed in the smell that still permeated the room from lastnight, a smell even she could easily pick up now that her mind wasn't sleep muddled. Ralph breathedin deeply again before standing up and taking one step so that he was right in front of her, almosttouching her, while she stood frozen like a statue.

His nose flared again ruffling the fur right above her bra as he breathed in, and then in a low voicethat nearly vibrated with a growl, a voice that sent another shiver through her, he said while holdingup the piece of clothing, "Is this my shirt?"

Her eyes managed to tear themselves away from his and look at what he was holding.

Oh damn, that is his shirt.

It took her mind a second to remember that in the chaos last week, some of their clothes had gottenmixed up in the trunk of the cruiser when their bags had tumbled around while partially unzipped.Ralph had returned the ZPD workout clothes of hers that had ended up in his bag after they'd quicklycleaned up the mess at the end of that day. His shirt had ended up with her stuff and she'd meant togive it back... she just hadn't gotten around to it. She'd even left it folded next to the tv so that he

could pick it up the next time he stopped by.

"Your scent is all over it." he growled, sounding very pleased and she blushed.

How the hell did he growl like that? He needed to stop, because it was sending more shivers throughher. And why would her scent be all over it? and why was it on the couch?

Oh. Fuck... last night… I… oh, Fuck.

"Um… sorry?" she squeaked, staring at the ZPD workout shirt, not knowing how else to respond.

Her eyes followed the shirt as he dropped it and it hit the ground. She was watching it so intently thatshe missed the fact that he'd reached around her neck until his paws pulled her head down and hischeek ran against hers. He growled into her ear, "You don't need my clothes, if you want my scent."

This time the shiver that ran through her was more like a bolt of lightning.

She jerked her head back and looked straight into those fiery gold eyes of his. Those eyesjust inches away, right in front of her.

Unlike yesterday, this time he closed the distance between them and kissed her.

In that moment Nadine was pretty sure that the world exploded, her vision seemed to go white andher ears felt like they were ringing. The next thing she knew he was pulling her down into a deeperkiss and she was holding him against her. Part of her mind was confused, part was trying to regaincontrol, and part was wildly cheering her on and trying to club down the other two.

She could feel him growling low and pleased through the kiss and then found herself responding,deepening it, nearly purring back.

In what felt like only a few seconds, she found herself on top of her partner, sprawled on the couch,while they kissed each other furiously. Her bra had vanished and his shirt was open as their pawsfrantically clutched at each other.

She moved against him, kissing him hard and felt him buck up in response, a hard length pressingagainst her through the layers of fabric between them.

The part of her mind ecstatically cheering and pushing her on, had clubbed down all opposition, andthe feeling of his hardness press against her sex was like he'd flipped a switch.

She pushed down, grinding against him, kissing him wildly.

Her nose was filled with the musky woody scent of his fur, she could taste his mouth, feel the padsof his paws running through her fur, felt his muscled chest pressed against her breast, feel himbucking, rubbing hard and hot against her as she ground down on him and he seeming to grow withevery movement.

His muzzle escaped her mouth for a split second and nipped her under the chin right at the corner ofher jaw and neck and that sent her over the edge with a roar the likes of which she never soundedbefore as she pushed hard against him, clenching, holding, shaking, roaring.

He bucked up hard against her heavier weight on top of him, and she felt his claws dig almostpainful into her back before his howl broke out to join her roar.

Nadine collapsed on top of Ralph, still shaking as waves of raw sensation seemed to ripple through

her, ebbing down from that white hot peak.

As she regained control of herself, a couple things became apparent to her rebooting mind. First, shewas purring involuntarily and didn't seem able to stop. Second Ralph was trailing light kisses andnips along her neck, though that might be the reason she was involuntarily purring. Third, there wasa pounding noise that sounded familiar. She focused, or tried to, since Ralph was being supremelydistracting and part of her recovering mind simply wanted to snuggle and purr and not care about therest of the world.

There were a few more thumping noises, and then a barely decipherable yell.

"You mangy kitty! Keep it down up there!" came the mad, wheezing voice, "Either go rut yourpuppy somewhere else or buy a pair of muzzles!"

Another voice, this one from the wall next to them and clearly recognizable as Megan's, responded,"Oh stuff a hoof in that hole of yours and leave Nadine and her mate alone, otherwise I'll tell yourwife that your screwing with their screwing! How do you think she'll respond to that?!"

"…"

The voice of the beaver that lived on the other side of her apartment joined in, "Leave them beHerald, you old goat! If we have to listen to your bleating, then you can listen through some roaringand howling. They at least only make a lot of noise at the end of their rutting; You bleat like you'vebroken your leg the entire damn time!"

"I don't bleat the entire time!" came an angrily yelled response.

"Sure you do," Megan shouted in return, and even while shouting she sounded smug, "You bleatedfor a full twenty second last night, then your wife made you go get that little blue pill, beforethe bleating started up again."

The kisses had trailed off as Ralph started listening to the now growing argument as a few otherneighbors chimed in with their views. Without those kisses to distract her, her mind was coming backonline and realizing just how bad of a situation she was in.

"Oh gods, I'm going to have to move out and go hide in a hole for the rest of my life." Nadine said,horrified, as the argument grew with most of the apartments agreeing that a few roars and howlswere better than constant bleating. There was even a suggestion that they pool some money and buya muzzle for Harold as a gift to his wife so that she wouldn't have to listen to his bleating either. Thatreceived an angry bleating shout in return with a few colorful curses and while most of the otherapartments applauded the idea and promised to pitch in.

There was a throaty chuckling growl, a kiss, and then Ralph suggested, "You can always come livewith me."

She turned back to face him and opened her mouth to shout at him that this was all his fault, but hismouth closed on hers and took advantage of its open state to give her a kiss that sent her reeling.

She could feel the hard length pressed against her throb, and while that one part of her recoveringmind noted with delight that it was far larger than she thought it might be, and screamed 'Jackpot!'the other two portions it had clubbed down earlier tackled it, and gave her a chance to make a saneresponse.

So first she finished kissing him, because that was one hell of a good kiss, and it would be a crime towaste it, but then she quickly got off him.

He was still looking at her with those gold eyes, full of that desire and only partially sated.

If he stays in this room with our scent and smells of sex and arousal were going to end up rutting allday long.

Part of her screamed in triumph at that while the other parts trying to hold that bit at bay shouted ather to do something, and do it know damnit!

Not knowing what else to do she reached down and picked him up bridal-style and spirited for thedoor of the room.

The damndably cunning wolf took the opportunity to kiss her which distracted her so much that itwas only the long-ingrained practice of navigating her home that prevented her from first runninginto the wall and then, when she swerved to avoid that, to duck and not clock her head on the doorframe.

His kiss ended with a very pleased growl and he was just about to start again, which would probablyhave led to her demise, because the part that wanted so badly to just rut him right there and then wasbreaking free. Before it could take back control she dropped him.

Before it could take back control she dropped him.

He landed with a started yelp on her bed, (She was thanking every god she knew that she'd recentlywashed it), and she sprinted back out of the bedroom and slammed the door closed, putting herweight against it and breathing hard.

There were a few moments of quiet, before she heard Ralph call out in a pleading questioning whine,"Nadine?"

Her heart stopped at that before suddenly jumping into overdrive. She looked frantically around,grabbed the book case next to the door and dragged it over a few feet till it blocked the door so thatshe couldn't easily get through it and start rutting him silly.

There was a full on whine this time, making her very glad shed done more than just shut the door.

"Ralph," She started trying to control her breathing and not tear through her barricade to get to him,"We need to take a breather, we can't keep doing this, we've got a job to do remember? Hopps andWilde." huh, she'd nearly forgotten about that herself. Made for a damned handy excuse though.

There was a pause and then a very throaty growly, "Later then?"

She had to sit down against the book shelf because the way he said that made her legs wobble.

"I'm Not Answering That!" she said as sternly as she could. They'd known each other too long to beable to convincingly tell a direct lie to each other. So lying was out and she couldn't just say, 'yes'either because then even that bookshelf wouldn't stop her.

We haven't even started dating yet!

Another whine tore at her heart.

She needed to get away from him for a few moments, let both of them cool down. He was runninghigh on winter instincts and she was running high, well high on him, and that was only making itharder for her wolf.

When the hell did he become my wolf?

"Ralph," she said a bit shakily, "I'm going to get a shower and get dressed while you cool down abit. Like you said yesterday, this is a bit fast. I'll let you get some control over your mating seasonfrenzy back, then we go and cover Wilde and Hopps for the day. Then you take me out on a datetomorrow. Sound good?"

She heard the most heartbreakingly desperate whine she'd ever imagined. It had her trying to shift thebook case out of the way before she heard him take a few deep breaths and respond with a bit morecontrol but still with such longing that it hurt to hear him speak, "Okay… your right Nadine, we…we got a little crazy there. Give me some… some time to get back under control."

She sighed and got up, heading for the bathroom but before she'd gone more than a few steps hisvoice stopped her.

"Nadine?" he asked.

She looked back toward the blocked door of her room, "Yes?"

"I love you."

She stood there petrified for a moment, until a tear traced down her cheek. Her paws clenched andshook and in a sobbing shout she yelled back at him, "You. Stupid. Dope! YOU CAN'T SAYTHAT YET!" she choked up on a sob before finishing in a near full shout, "I'M NOT READY TOADMIT THAT I LOVE YOU YET!" before turning and sprinting into the bathroom and closingthe door behind her hoping that it would block out the rest of the world as she cried.

A/N

Thought this was the final chapter? Well so did we.

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Turns out that this is like a biological warfare Fluff weapon that's mutated and we've... um, sort oflost control of it.

This story does have a end, and its not that far away but things are about to get crazy,

so run if you can but I don't think it's going to help. Only Grinches are immune to Fluff basedweapons, the rest of you are screwed!

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Happy Valentine's Day

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Conspiracy Count Down: 0 hours

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Chapter 6 - Drastic Measures

CLASSIFIED: DO NOT READ

THE CONSPIRACY

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Operation Clock: +0 hours

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Disclaimer: The Fox and Bunny MUST Kiss. That makes this necessary.

Chapter – 6 – Drastic Measures

Bogo looked at his phone one last time before putting it away.

It had started and there was no stopping it now. Most of the operation would be handled by hissubordinates, but he would keep a close eye on it in case it needed his direct intervention. He hadother matters to attend to today as well, but he'd made sure that he would be closer than any of themimagined, just in case. Anyways, there was a Gazelle concert that he was determined to see and mostimportantly of all, even more important that the operation, there was-

"Dear are you done playing matchmaker?" came the amused voice of his wife as she entered theirbedroom.

Bogo let out a cough before turning to her, working to hide any signs of embarrassment, "Ehem… I,ah… don't know what you're talking about."

"You're blushing again dear," she said, leaning against the doorway and openly eyeing him beforecoming over and giving him a kiss on the cheek. "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your littlesecret. I think it's adorable that you're trying to get those two cute officers of yours together."

Another peck on the cheek and she passed him heading for the door, "Come on, I've beenwaiting for weeks to go to this festival with you, plus we might even get to see your two cuties kiss."

It took Bogo a second to break his gaze off of his wife's retreating form. He coughed once more andwith an exertion of pure will forced the blush away and followed her.

He needed to make sure that Wilde and Hopps got together or they might bring the city to its kneesbut he also needed to make sure that this day was special for his wife or else his whole world mightcome crashing down.

Jessica Hopps watched as the 'Begin Operation' text disappeared from her phone and smirked as shelooked back at her laptop. She had to admit that the plan was good, but it could be better.

She logged back onto MuzzleBook and started typing.

Those two idiots were so oblivious to the obvious, that for the plan to really work Judy and Nickwould need a little kick to get them thinking in the right direction. And she was in the perfectposition to shake their entrenched notions about each other up.

It hadn't been hard to find the most bigoted ass, though that was unfair to equines, from Judy'shighschool days and contact him on MuzzleBook. The fact that he was a stuck up buck from awealthy family and had a reputation for relying on his daddy's money and persistently chasing anyand every tail that he saw, made him great for this; the fact that he'd tried to bed Judy only for her topublicly reject him made him perfect.

It hadn't been hard for her to casually start a conversation with him, all she needed to do was postsome comments on topics he'd commented on; her profile picture had gotten him to start chatting herup almost immediately. Then amid the chatter and his poor attempts to try and suggest she should goout with him despite the fact that she was already dating someone, she made some casual small talkabout her family and her sister. A few mentions of Judy and how her poor sister was in the big city,all by herself, without even a boyfriend, and his focus shifted. Leading him on was easier thandangling a carrot on a string in front of him.

A few remarks to stroke his ego, reinforcing his exaggerated self-image of himself. A little gossipabout Judy and her partner on the force, a fox (gasp!), and how Judy had told her that since she didn'thave a boyfriend she was going out with him on Valentine's day just so she wouldn't be alone. It waslike watching a shark scenting blood in the water.

Playing him was frankly so easy it was scary. Feed his ego, poke his bigotry, and hint that her sistermight be a bit desperate and as the coup de grace, sting his pride where it hurt the most bymentioning her previous rejection.

The colossal ass wasn't even very subtle in his attempt to trying pumping her for all the informationhe could, clearly planning to try and add Judy as one more sexual conquest. If it wasn't for the factthat Jessica was sure that he was going to get his ass, and hopefully his balls, kicked by her sister shewould have felt bad about it.

She finished sending the reply to him, giving him the location and time of Judy and Nick's meet upwhich was just what he'd been probing her for, happy that she was done with this sleazeball. She'dfeel better if she could have sicked the police on this creep, though, in a way she was sending him tothe ZPD giftwrapped and maybe with flowers and chocolates too.

Jessica shrugged at the thought.

Drastic times called for drastic measures, and pointing this bigoted ass in Judy and Nick's directionwas sure to shake things up, and as a bonus, if he was as much of a degenerate prideful idiot asJessica had come to believe he was, it would probably do the community a favor to let her sister dealwith him.

Just to be safe though, Jessica pulled out her phone and shot Fru Fru and her team a warning. They'dhave eyes on them and if things went to hell in a handbasket, as could happen when you wereplaying with fire, it was always a good to have a way to take back control of the situation, likemaybe having a few polar bears on standby to stomp out that fire, or a particular creep of a buck.

If there was one thing in her small apartment that that was decidedly not comfy, Nadine thought, itwas the shower. On the good side, there was always enough hot water which made up for some ofits downsides like the fact that it was water, (she considered most things that involved water andgetting soaked a trial to be endured, not something to be enjoyed, though there were a few, a veryfew, notable exceptions… like hot tubs). Her shower, while it did have plenty of hot water justsimply wasn't sized for a tiger and the spray nozzle only came up to her chin. It made even a hotshower a chore rather than something she could enjoy.

Today however, it was almost a blessing because her ritual grumbling and griping about the showerserved to distract her from everything else that had happened this morning. It had done a great job ofthat in fact, right up until she got out and started drying herself off. It was then that she noticed a fainthint of wolf's scent… her wolf's scent to be exact.

Oh, god, thinking of Ralph as 'my wolf' isn't helping.

She'd made sure to wash herself thoroughly, because this morning had been a prime example of howscent, with all their accompanying pheromones combined with mating season, could break anyone'scontrol. So why could she still smell Ralph's scent? She couldn't seem to figure out where the fainttrace of scent was coming from, not even sniffing around helped. No matter where she moved hernose to smell it remaining irritatingly vague. It wasn't on her arms or her chest or anywhere else onher as far as she could tell, nor was it anywhere else in the room; where ever she moved her nose tosmell, there was that constant faint scent of Ralph.

She glanced in the mirror and saw her rather confused looking reflection, when it suddenly hit herand her eyes crossed trying to look down at her muzzle.

Her paw shot up to the side of her cheek where Ralph's muzzle had rubbed against hers right beforehe kissed her. She made a few idiotic attempts to try and sniff the spot, which made her look morestupid than if she'd tried chasing her own tail.

He… marked me… He MARKED Me!?

Her heart was speeding up again,

He wouldn't have done that on purpose, not without asking.

Her breathing was coming faster and more ragged and she thought back to what he'd said throughthe door. That 'I love you'.

Oh, god. If he's felt that way for so long… and then after sitting on that couch surrounded by myscent of arousal from last night… he probably didn't even realize that he started scent marking me.

This was serious, very very serious. This wasn't just some custom to wolves like with giving andaccepting food, though that was bad enough, scent marking was so common, so universallyaccepted, that it was about as significant as giving a ring, in some cases more so.

Nadine's breathing was coming in gasps and she had to sit down before her legs gave out. Scentmarking wasn't just about attraction, it wasn't uncommon for mammals to sometimes mark thingsimportant to them or something they were protective of, many parents even scent marked their kits orcubs. It was less about attraction and more about possession and protection. There was only onereason to mark another mammal that wasn't your child; you didn't mark someone if you wereattracted to them, you didn't even mark someone if you were having sex with them. Markingsomeone was declaring, that they were your mate, your life-mate; it was bluntly, an actof claiming. An unmistakable statement that you were choosing that mammal to start a family with.And it wasn't something that could be done on a whim either, scent marks were different from amammal's normal everyday scent, it was a holdover of older traits, it took emotion more than thoughtto actually be able to scent mark something.

Oh gods, he did that without even thinking about it, did it unconsciously. This isn't lust, he doesn'tjust 'like' me or have a crush, like puppy love, he doesn't even 'like, like' me, he's already decided thathe wants to marry me. He's as far gone as Wilde is, he's just been hiding it better.

Thoughts of what this might mean for her rolled through her mind, this wouldn't be staying over ateach other's places or moving into a shared apartment, this would mean moving in together,permanently. This would mean rings, and a wedding. This would mean having cubs together… andcould they even have cubs together? She knew a coywolf in the legal department, but that was twodifferent species of canids. She'd never even thought about having cubs before. She didn't want anyright now, but what about later? And what about Ralph, some of her fondest memories of him werewhen they went to do show and tell outreaches at schools; Ralph loved kids, was great with them, hehad all the makings of a great father. What if she couldn't give him that?

Nadine was sitting, her knees drawn up to her chest and her tail wrapped around them, breathinghard. And with every breath she drew in she could smell that ever so faint scent that wasn't hers.

He'd barely marked her, but it was still there, undeniable proof right there on the side of her muzzle.

She looked back at the shower, but knew that that would be futile. There was a reason that peoplejoked that the only thing harder to get rid of than skunk spray was a scent mark. Marks weren't likethe everyday scent you might pick up from close contact and could easily be wash away, nature hadevolved scent marks to stay once placed, it could take weeks, sometimes months for a mark to fadecompletely.

She looked back at the door, in the direction her wolf was. She really only had two choices, shecould go and reject him… or she could accept his claim.

Nadine started shaking. The moment she'd thought of her options she'd known what her choicewould be. It was one of those things that you could debate and worry over all you wanted, but waydeep down, you already knew what your decision was from before you'd even thought the question.It didn't matter how much you tried to delude yourself or talk yourself into a different choice becausesomewhere in the back of your mind you'd already chosen.

He'd marked her. She could accept the claim, mark him, claim him in turn… or she could reject him,make it known publicly that she'd refused his claim.

One or the other.

Meaning to or not, he had marked her and the answer was hers and hers alone to make.

A partial mark or not, it was still there for anyone who got close enough to smell, and he couldn'ttake it back.

One or the other

To accept or to reject.

She wasn't ready for this, wasn't prepared.

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Nadine had once thought that she could face anything, had in fact been able to face every challengehead on... up until now. She simply could not bring herself to go and face Ralph. But she couldn'thide in her bathroom either, though she'd seriously considered doing just that.

Major Friedkin, the polar bear drill sergeant at the academy, had taught her well though. She'dwarned everybody that someday, somewhere they'd run into a situation that would give them nogood options, that couldn't be solved by their usual means. It was in those situations that the bestofficers would think outside of the box, if no solution or option was presented, then find one; if you

couldn't find one, then make one. She could still remember the lectures she'd given them.

'If you find yourself facing an obstacle you can't surmount, then go around it!'

'But ma'am you said we're not allowed to go around the ice wall'

'then get a ladder and go over it'

'Ma'am, it's against the rules to bring anything but the standard issue equipment onto the course, andladders aren't standard issue.'

'Then make one!'

'How are we supposed to do that? Ah… Ma'am.'

'That's up to you, but I've seen it done before. If you can't claw your way up that Ice wall, then findanother way to get to the other side. There's not a single one of you that can get to the end of thiscourse, use your brains and figure it out. Because if you can't figure out that solution when it mattersfor real, your dead! Hell, a bunny with enough brains and determination could finish that course.Shut it! That means stop laughing Cadet Delgato, or do you want to do that ice wall ten times?Good, do you all know who currently holds the record for that course?'

'Um… the Chief of Police?'

"That's right, Mason Adrian Bogo. He failed to get up that wall every time he tried. Do you knowhow he completed the course and got that record?'

'…'

'On his third try, he didn't attempt going over the wall, he went into the water, under it and punchedhis way through the ice on the other side.'

'no fucking way' 'Hell, that's crazy' 'are we supposed to do that?!'

'Did I give you all permission to talk? The QUITE down! I don't expect any of you to try doing whathe did, what I expect is that you to come up with your own way to complete that course. Now get upand try it again.'

Nadine couldn't face Ralph because now that she'd showered all his other scent away, there wasn't achance in hell that he wouldn't smell his mark on her, and she couldn't answer, well… she could, butit'd take Chief Bogo himself to drag that out of her.

So, after her mind had finally stopped panicking, she'd thought hard.

If he smelled the mark on her, she was royally fucked. She might not want to give an answer but sheknew herself well enough to know that his look while waiting for an answer would almost certainlybreak her. So then, she couldn't let him smell it. Problem was, she couldn't get rid of it. Solution:Hide it.

Nadine wasn't one for perfume or fragrances or really any makeup in general, but she had some stuffleft over from years ago, dating all the way back to highschool when she'd experimented withdifferent looks. Luckily there was still a bottle of old perfume. She emptied it, nearly gagging on thefloral scent. Then she got a bottle of Scent-Away Deodorizer out from her gym bag and emptied thattoo, then just for good measure grabbed the spare can of Scent-Away from her supplies, and usedthat entire can as well.

It took a few minutes for her nose to stop burning from all the aerosol, but when it did she couldn'tsmell the perfume or even her own scent let alone his mark.

Even the best nose in the precinct isn't perfect. And if he manages to smell anything through all thatdeodorized then he'll only smell the perfume.

It might just be delaying the inevitable, that mark was still there, just hidden, but she didn't have todeal with it today.

Feeling far better now that she'd prevented that particular crisis, she wrapped a towel around herselfand headed out of the bathroom, her normal confidence and cheer finally starting to come back.

Another problem, though, quickly became apparent but compared to the one she'd just dealt with itseemed relatively minor.

Seeing as all her clean clothes were in her bedroom, she headed that way.

Knocking on the door, she called out, "Ralph? Are you okay now?"

"Um… mostly. Sorry about earlier. I, ah… after yesterday, and then the room with your scent andsmell of… um, ya, sorry. I… kind of lost control."

Nadine snorted at that, grabbed the bookcase and started shoving it out of the way.

"What's the expression I'm looking for?" she said as she pushed, "Oh ya, 'At least buy me dinnerfirst',"

His embarrassed whine from the other side of the door along with his, "You're never going to let meforget that, are you?" brought a smile to her face. Despite their almost romp earlier he was still thefriend she'd come to care about, still her fun loving partner that she could joke with.

"Never." she said smiling, happy that whatever this was going on between them, that she hadn't lostthe wolf she knew.

"You kissed me first! Why can't I kiss you back?" he asked still sounding embarrassed.

"Dinner first, then we'll see." She finished pushing the bookcase out of the way and grabbing thedoor handle. She tried turning it, but it felt like he was holding it closed from the other side.

"Ralph, what are you up too?" She said more amused than anything.

"um… "

That got her attention because while he simply sounded embarrassed before, now he sounded guiltyas well.

"Nadine, um… before you come in here… I, ah… can I apologize now, so you won't get mad?" Hefinally said in a nervous rush, "I might have done something stupid and incredibly rude, but I wasn'tthinking clearly right then. I'm sorry Nadine."

She sighed; with all the craziness this morning, trapping her winter-frenzied-sort-of-boyfriend-if-they-could-even-get-to-the-dating-before-they-started-rutting, in her room was probably not the bestidea, though she wasn't sure what else she could have done.

The evil little part of her brain from earlier made a suggestion,

Oh, you know what else you could have done, remember how big he got at the end there? Wolvesseem to have some knotty tricks tigers don't.

If there was a way to murder part of your own mind, Nadine promised herself that she was going tofind out how and obliterate that little voice whispering those suggestions.

Muffling and hogtying that part of her mind she focused back on the present.

"Ralph what did you do?" she asked, trying to think of what might have him so worried. She'd lefthim in a pretty bad state; hell, she'd been almost ready to throw sense out the window and just giveinto more primal urges, for Ralph right now, it had to be far far worse. Taking a guess at what mighthave happened, he was a wolf after all and scents affected him more than they did for her, she askedwhile rolling her eyes, "Did you go through my clothes sniffing them or something?"

In any other case, she'd be pissed but she'd couldn't really bring herself to be mad at him. If she wasgoing to date a wolf, start dating him in the middle of winter of all times, she might have to get usedto a few eccentricities. It certainly didn't help either with the situation she'd put him in after riling himup before leaving him in her bedroom, so she was willing to forgive him a slip up or two as he gothimself back under control.

Plus, she really didn't have a leg to stand on with how she'd used his shirt last night.

"Sort of?" Ralph said sounding even more guilty.

"Typical," Nadine muttered, getting tired of waiting for him to explain and pushing opened the door.

"Ralph we got to get moving or we're going to be late…" She stopped stunned as his scent hither hard, far stronger than it should have, and coming from…

"Did you MARK MY BED?" she blurted out flabbergasted before just gaping at Ralph.

"I… ah, sorry?" he said not able to look right at her.

"Is this what I think it is, or is this something normal for wolves when they start dating?" she askedstunned.

"Would it help if I said it was?" he replied and she face palmed.

"Oh my gods, it's the day before were about to start dating and my not-yet-even-boyfriend justclaimed my bed as his territory." She said in exasperation before frowning at a swishing sound thathad started at the word 'boyfriend'. "And stop wagging your tail damnit! How would you like if Iwent into your house and marked your bed?!"

The swooshing sound quadrupled to industrial fan levels.

"UGHHH!" Nadine threw her hands up in the air in frustration... and the towel around her slippedand fell to the floor.

Ralph looked like she'd just hit him in the face with a two by four and stared at her; more accuratelystared straight at her chest.

"Ralph," she started dangerously, "Are you ogling my breasts?"

Looking like all sense had departed him, he nodded his head enthusiastically never taking his gazeoff of her chest.

"Un. freaking. believable." she said with a groan before snapping her fingers in front of her chest toget his attention.

"If you ever want a chance at making friends with my two girls." She said menacingly, "You'd bettermove your eyes up here," she pointed at her face.

Even as his eyes slowly, ever so slowly started to finally move up, Nadine was finding it extremelyhard to stay mad while looking at the adorably dopily cute smile of delight on his face. Then, shesaw his eyes.

Uh-oh, ok I need a distraction now… like Right Now! The reasonable part of her mind screamed.

He was looking at her like he had earlier… earlier when he'd accidentally marked her.

Her internal alarms were blaring, much to the delight and muffled laughter of the unruly part of hermind, still hogtied and left in a deep dark corner of her mind. The room was filled with Ralph's scentand mixed among its musky forest flavor she could detect the sharper tones of male and arousal, shecould even smell the mix of their scents from their earlier romp.

NOW! DO SOMETHING NOW, DAMNIT! Her mind screamed at her, panicking again.

Nadine moved on instinct. That same fight or flight from the day before when she'd run. But thistime she was in her home, her room and there wasn't anywhere else to flee to.

She moved, or maybe pounced was a better description.

She hit Ralph and he fell back, falling to the floor with her on top of him. She gave one short roar,her muzzle just in front of his and then was kissing him hard.

Umm… part of her mind bewilderedly thought at the sudden action, That was not what I meant…

You said do something. She argued back

Yes, but…

It worked, didn't it?

Yes, but what are you going to do now?

Um…

Better think quick because 'bad kitty' is breaking free… oh and he's making friends with the girls.

She suddenly became aware of Ralph's paws. He'd brought them up defensively when she'dpounced and they'd been trapped between their bodies. Now they seemed to be making the best ofthat position and were caressing her. She shivered as one of his paws moved across her in just theright way.

Son of a bi -, oh gods! *shudder* okay, what now, *shudder, moan* Some help here Please?!

Well of course his mother's a wolf, what were you expecting?

Help Now, Smartass comments later! Oh! *Purrrr*

Um… distract him?

Barely managing to summon the willpower, Nadine broke the kiss and then out of ideas, quicklynipped the side of his neck, causing him to shudder and let out a whine. She took the momentarydistraction to snatch his paws away from her girls and trap them against the floor with her largerpaws.

That done she looked back down at him, breathing hard. He, looked back up at her nearly panting.

D-did I just bite him? Oh shit, shit, Shit! She felt herself about ready to freak out but part of herremembered in time that he was a wolf, Thank the gods I've never told him about the intimate partsof tiger customs, he wouldn't know what that kind of thing meant to felines.

Ralph looked up at her still panting slightly. She was straddling him, had him pinned just like shewould when they practiced grappling at the academy and precinct.

The position didn't escape Ralph; she could feel a rumble start deep in his chest and he raised hishead so that it was almost touching hers.

"Uncle. You win," he said just like he had a hundred times before on the wrestling mats, but thistime he didn't stop there.

"You caught me, fair and square, so what are you going to do with me?" he finished in a pleasedgrowl, his rumbling deepening.

"Shut Up!" She said desperately. She wanted to whack that silly happy grin off his face but her pawswere busy keeping his at bay, so she hit him with a short jabbing kiss.

His head rocked back at the unexpectedness but he rallied and tried to retaliate with one of his own.She'd been too fast though and had moved her head back blocking it.

His movement left him open though, and she took advantage of it, snapping a short hooking kissdown to the side of his muzzle stunning him. With his defenses weakening, she hit him with a seriesof quick and brutal straight kisses. She'd thought she'd about won when she realized he'd shiftedunder her in a classic shrimping grappling move. His leg got out from under where she wasstraddling him, crossed it over her leg and while pinning the limb, he bucked rolling her over to nowsit atop her, straddling her and pinning her paws.

He took quick advantage of her surprise and hit her with a quick series of kisses, a few pecking jabsfollowed by a straight kiss that slipped by her scrambling defense, then another jabbing peck. Sheshifting her arm but he blocked the movement and used her distraction to hit her with a devastatinguppercut nipping at her under her chin. She desperately tried shifting her other arm, actually got itfree but he moved to interlock his arm with hers immobilizing both and hit her with three quickstraight kisses one after another rocking her back with each, dazing her. Her defense was broken, shesaw him rear up readying a wild haymaker kiss that was sure to be devastating and would probablydo her in.

She whipped her tail around, hitting the inside of the elbow of his arm holding her paw. Thesudden move caused his arm to collapse, sending his body shifting down to that side and hisfinishing punch of a kiss to graze her cheek instead of hitting her square on.

His weight was now off balance and the miss had left him over extended, a wide gap in his defense.She took the opening, executing a series of textbook grappling moves. A quick hooking kiss againsthis overextended neck to keep him stunned, she shifted the position of her interlocked arm pushingup while simultaneously grabbing his collapsed arm with her now free paw and pulled it down. Withher larger size, she didn't bother with the shrimping move he'd used but just bucked her hips up as

she pushed with one arm and pulled with the other flipping him off her to the side and onto his back.He landed with enough force that a blast of expelled air escaped him in a loud, 'Oouhff'.

There were the noises of a broom banging on her ceiling and some yelling.

"You kids were just rutting! Take a break already damnit!"

"Go Kitty Go! Teach that alpha wolf why pussycats rule!"

"Careful with your mate there dear, don't go breaking him!"

She ignored it all, and got up taking one step over and placing a hind paw on his chest pushing himback down to the ground as he tried to get up.

She looked down at him still recovering his breath. Ralph was a skilled grappler, she had to admitthat in pure skill he was better than her, but she was bigger and stronger and that had always lent herjust enough advantage in their matches to usually win.

She stared at him, the adrenaline from the morning, the tension, this fight and the kisses he'd landedblazing through her. She smirked down at him and couldn't help but deliver a verbal smack down.

"Give up, wolf. You're in my house now!"

There were some cheers, cat calls, and wolf whistles from the other apartments at that, but Nadine'sattention was focused on Ralph because instead of looking defeated he was now grinning back ather.

There was a sudden tug on her tail that made her jump straight up, thumping the ceiling with herhead, and she let out a startled yowl as her fur to spike out.

"Got, your tail!" Ralph yelled smugly.

She managed to keep her feet under her as she landed but Ralph was already moving. He kicked outhitting the back of her knee causing it to buckle forward and to fall back on him. He wrapped hislegs around her hips and his arms under hers hauling them back and into a lock. She found herselflaying face up, her back pressed into Ralph while he held her pinned, unable to move her arms, andthis time her tail trapped between them as he pressed up close behind her.

"I thought grabbing a tiger by the tail was a bad thing," Ralph said far too smugly and kissed herneck, then the side of her muzzle, then behind her ear. She shuddered against his flurry of kisses andstruggled but his position had countered her greater size and she couldn't break his hold or dislodgehim.

Each kiss was sending a jolt through her and she could feel every bit of him pressed up against herback and rear. She'd always been competitive, never liked to lose at anything, but having Ralph pinher like this, having him pressed up against her, kissing her, was causing a reaction she'd never hadbefore to losing a fight. And worst of all she knew Ralph could smell her skyrocketing arousalbecause he started rumbling happily.

"Uncle!" she called out desperately, trying to hold back the hot rising wave.

"Nope," growled Ralph in her ear, before kissing it, making her moan out loud, "If you want me tostop, then tell me how you feel about me."

"W-What?!" she shouted, though her exclamation was cut a bit short as he kissed her neck again.

"Right after you put me in here you said that you weren't ready to admit that you love me."

She went rigid. "And so what if I did?!" She said defensively, desperately, her ears going flat.

"That implies that you do love me." he said with a throaty growl that made her heart rate spikedangerously.

"I Admit Nothing!" She roared and started desperately squirming.

"That's sounds pretty guilty. If you didn't love me you'd have just said so." he replied in that growlyhappy voice that was wrecking her resolve and restraint.

Not having any good response to that she blurted out the first thing that came to mind, "A lack ofdenial is not proof of compliance or admission of guilt. Every mammal has the right to remain silentin addition to the right of legal counsel!" she responded verbatim from the police academy handbook.

She could hear a whooshing sound and was pretty sure his tail was wagging like mad.

"You're not saying you don't love me," he said far too happily now.

She felt his tail brush up against one of her arms he was holding locked back as it wagged. Shesnatched at it and this time Ralph yelped and his grip on her loosened as she tugged on his tail, whichpart of her mind noted with glee, was criminally soft and fuzzy unlike hers. That thought was not aproductive thought at the moment and she sidelined it for later examination in favor of moreimmediate concerns, like not letting her wolf beat her in her own room.

"Your Ass is Mine!" she roared, finally twisting free of his loosened grip and rolling off him. Shewhipped her tail away just in time to prevent him from grabbing it again but managed to snatch hispaw that had reached for it. Using the captured paw she dragged him over to her and grabbed hisremaining free paw before he managed something tricky with it.

She blocked two quick pecking kisses, but the jabs were a faint and he slipped in to nail her with astraight kiss that connected hard.

While still reeling from the kiss, he'd had after all managed to get some tongue in there to devastatingeffect, but she managed to get her hind paws under him and before he could hit her with anotherdevastating blow, she kicked out hard, lifting his body clear up and off of her. She used her hold onhis arms to direct his short flight up and over her to come crashing down onto her bed, which let outa grating squeak as a spring or two somewhere inside gave way at the impact.

Seeing her chance for victory Nadine gave a battle roar and pounced.

She came down on Ralph before he could get out of the way, pushing him into the mattress andcausing it squeak more. She pinned both of his arms, straddling his waist and hit him hard with astraight kiss of her own before he could recover, repaying him for the earlier blow and making thebed squeak again.

Ralph twisted, trying to pull the same move he'd used earlier to get out from under her but this timeshe was ready for it. she locked his ankle with hers preventing him from getting it under and aroundher for the leverage he needed to roll her.

He looked up at her, his eyes going a little wide, knowing she had him this time. She hit him with afew jabbing kisses but he fended off most of the pecks until she snuck a hooking kiss around as he'dturned his head and nailed him, rocking his head back with the kiss to continued squeaks of the bed,dazing him.

"You came into my house," she hit him with a few more pecks before slipping a straight kiss throughhis weakening defense for another devastating blow and more squeaks of the bed.

Nadine pulled back ignoring the noises of her bed and shouts from other apartments.

"my Room, my BED!" dazed from her series of hits, Ralph fell for her first faint and she nailed himwith another hard kiss slipping her tongue into his mouth. He tried to squirm and buck out fromunder her, as their muzzles locked and battled but she had him completely pinned and at her mercy.

She pulled back again and roared, "I rule here wolf!" and hit him with a few more kisses that hecould barely offer a defense against.

He bucked desperately trying to get out from under her, but she was having none of it.

"And your ass and tail are mine now!" She wound up and hit him with as hard of a kiss as she could,then did it again, and again and kept kissing him until his desperate struggles finally stopped.

She looked down on her wolf, now too dazed and disoriented from her brutal and relentless series ofkisses.

She gave a satisfied huff, "I win, Ralph. You should know better than to try and take me on myhome turf." Then just for good measure and because she wanted too, she kissed him again and tookher time with it, locking her muzzle with Ralph's and running her tongue against his.

After that final kiss, she got up off the bed which now squeaked at nearly every slight movement.

Ralph stayed where he was looking only half conscious and with the largest dopy smile she'd everseen on him stretching across his muzzle.

She reached over, picking him up and slung him fireman style across her shoulder.

"I want a rematch," Ralph said trying to shift around, but she prevented it and he didn't have anymore fight left in him.

"I won. I get to make the rules now. You are going to get a shower and I'm going to get dressed,then we are going to go tail Wilde and Hopps for the rest of the day. Then tomorrow you're going totake me out on a date, a proper date… and you're going to bring me more of those flowers."

"Date. Flowers. Got it…" he trailed off seeming to happily contemplate that and his tail startedwagging.

With him slung over her shoulder his tail was swooshing back and forth right in front of her and themotion was impossible for her to ignore.

swoosh. swoosh. swoosh.

Her eyes were nearly crossing as they tracked the movement of his tail because each time itswooshed across, it brushed up against her nose, both tickling it and filling it with his musky scent.

She didn't notice the low rumbling purr that was starting in her chest.

swoosh. swoosh. swoosh.

She tried batting it away with a paw but it just swooshed back.

swoosh. swoosh. swoosh. swoosh. back and forth, back and forth

swoosh.

She couldn't help herself. The next time it swooshed back in front of her she clamped down on it, notbiting hard enough to hurt but certainly enough to trap it.

Ralph gave out a yelp as his tail tried to swoosh back but was stopped by her grip on it, blurting out,"Nadine! Careful! I need that!"

She gave it a slight tug and growled.

"Okay! Okay! I'll try to control it!"

She growled once more, then with her free paw to make sure that his over excited tail didn't getaway, moved it under the paw she had over Ralph's legs to hold him in the fireman's carry.

You totally just used that chance to feel up his tail. Part of her mind accused her.

Shut up, it's fluffy and I claim it as victory spoils.

She was almost to the bathroom door when Ralph spoke up in that stupidly happy voice, "Have Iever told you how beautiful you are?"

She almost tripped on that, "Ralph save the compliments for the date and- hey!" she jostled him onher shoulder, "Stop eyeing up my tail and ass!"

"But they're gorgeous." He whined and she couldn't help the blush that appeared, she'd never beencalled gorgeous before. Most tigresses were less muscled and more sleek than she was,but apparently Ralph thought differently because he continued.

"Gods I fell in love with you because of who you are but your so damned pretty too."

She came to a halt right outside of the bathroom and had to admit she was glad that Ralph waslooking at her ass and not her face because only one set of those cheeks could blush. Ralph's taildespite his attempts to stop it and being trapped under her arm was trying to wag again, jerking backand forth above his rump.

"Okay, Ralph. If we are going to date, and I mean seriously date, not just fool around then I'm layingdown a condition on it," she said trying to control the wild blush on her face, "You are not allowedto use the L word until I use it first. Understood?"

"But Nadine I do lo-" she cut him off.

"Not until I tell you first!"

'But-" he started to whine so she bit his rump hard and growled; it wasn't hard enough to break theskin but was certainly going to leave a mark for a few days.

"OWWW! Okay! Fine, fine, I won't tell you that I Lo-, how I feel until you tell me first." She let upand he reached back and rubbed at the spot where his pants now had a few holes. Nadine's blushwas raging out of control as she determinedly tried not thinking about what she'd just done, andthanked the gods that Ralph didn't know what that meant to tigers.

"Yeish, was that necessary?" he asked still rubbing at the spot.

"Yes." Nadine answered and then scrambled to think up an excuse, "That's payback for marking mybed." Close enough to the truth, she thought and then opened the door to the bathroom and put

Ralph down, ushered him in.

"Get showered. I'm going to go get dressed and then I'll get your duffle bag with your spare clothesout of the trunk of the cruiser." She said and hurried away before he'd even managed to nod andclose the door, still distractedly thinking about what she'd done.

…

One shower later and things between her and Ralph seemed to have calmed down. Thoughconsidering they'd been a pair of pants away from having sex this morning and then had what waseither a fight or a serious round of foreplay (possibly both) that had left Ralph kissed halfway tounconsciousness, it would have been hard for things to get even crazier.

After getting dressed and retrieving his bag from the cruiser, she'd gone back to the kitchen to getsome coffee going as she expected she was going to need it today.

The one good thing, she mused as she sipped her coffee while waited for Ralph to finish, was thather hangover was completely gone.

Ralph came into the kitchen and she offered him mug. He reached out but stopped and seemed tohesitate.

"Oh for Rajah's sake, I'm not a wolf, it doesn't count." She said rolling her eyes.

"Doesn't matter, your not-quite-yet-boyfriend," he said that with particular relish, "is a wolf."

Then he took the mug with a huge smile and gave her a quick light kiss on her lips before she had achance to react.

"Thank you for the coffee Nadine," he said and sipped it, grinning then whole time.

Okay, giving someone coffee shouldn't make me feel so happy, that's just not normal.

But imagine waking up to a kiss and a smile like that every morning, part of her mind mussed.

Forget that, imagine waking up With him every morning, another part said delightedly.

"So, are we ready to convene our little operations planning session? I learned a bit about theirsupposed schedule as well as some other interesting tid bits.." Ralph said breaking her out of herinner turmoil over a particular fantasy.

"Oh, ah… ya let's get started." She drained her mug and focused her mind off of what cuddling withRalph might be like and onto the job at hand.

…

"This is sounding more serious than I thought," Nadine said afterwards worriedly.

"Yep, I think you're right that they might need backup. From what I got, it sounds like someoneclaiming to be associated with the Bigs pulled some strings to make sure that Judy won that prize. Itsmells like a trap."

"Then why is Bogo having them waltz right into it?" Nadine said frustrated.

Ralph shrugged, "If you know it's a trap sometimes the best thing you can do is spring it. Whatever'sgoing on everyone involved has been closed lipped about it. Best we're going to be able to do is keep

a close eye on them until something happens."

Nadine nodded, "Right. Well then, you ready to roll partner?"

Ralph grinned and nodded but then stopped and looked her up and down seeming a little confused ather choice of clothing.

"You are bringing along more than your claws, right?" he said lifting up his casually untucked shirtenough that she could see the tranq pistol and pawcuffs holstered discretely under it.

"Of course," she said crossing her arms, grinning back at him.

He looked at her snuggly comfortable jeans and shirt, seeming more confused, "Um, really? Becausewhile you look amazing, I can't see where you're going to put anything."

Her grin widened and she turned, heading for the front door, "Ralph, I've already got my gear on me.Now, let's get going."

"But where?" he said, sounding flummoxed.

Nadine couldn't help the chuckle or the slight flicking of her tail, knowing he was scrutinizing her,trying to figure out where her pistol and cuffs where.

"I'll leave that up to you to figure out. You're a police officer aren't you?" she said as she opened thedoor and Ralph hurried to catch up to her.

His bewilderment kept her amused until they got to the lobby, and a wave of cheers andcongratulations hit them.

"Megan!" Nadine shouted at the small bobcat taking pictures of them. She was sure that the cat wasthe instigator of this; Friend or not Nadine swore to herself that she was going to find a way to getback at her for today. She was a tiger, she knew how to stalk and wait for the perfect opportunity,and when she struck, she was going to return the embarrassment tenfold.

"Nadine, we just wanted to show our support!" she said smugly, snapping more pictures just asNadine noticed Ralph had somehow managed to clasp their paws together and scoot up next to hermaking them look like an overly cliché couple.

"Ralph!" She said blushing, and he looked up at her, a huge smile across his muzzle… thatdisappeared as Mrs. Woolstein came out of the lobby office.

"What's all this racket now?" the old sheep said before her eyes narrowed and her cane coming up topoint like a rifle sighting a mark, right at Megan who didn't look nearly as smug as she had a secondbefore.

"Girl, you know the rules, if you want to throw a party for them then you can schedule to use thepatio." She sniffed disdainfully and speared the bobcat with a look that promised a full lecture, "Andif I ever catch you or any of the other tenets," she glared at the crowd, "making bets again on whichone of them is going to come out on top, I'll double your rent. The gall of you youngsters intrudingon their private time like that! Why in my day we'd-"

"WHAT?!" Nadine's voice nearly roared in a high squeaky tone as her head swiveled over toMegan, "You did, WHAT?!"

Megan tried to shrug off her look nonchalantly but Nadine saw her tuck something suspiciously like

a roll of bills, into her pocket, "Oh, you know… I was just supporting us cats," She tried saying likeit was nothing, "Mr. Smith said that you should have known what you were getting into, mating withan alpha wolf and all and I told him to stuff it, that a feline is always going to come out on top of acanid. When he got your tail…" she shrugged grinning, "Well... we just put a friendly wager on it."

Nadine was staring at her slack jawed, and Megan's self-assured feline smugness seeming to auto-right itself like a gyroscope. She looked back up at her grinning, "And you sure showed him! 'This ismy house!' Ha!" she gave her a thumbs-up before smirking at Ralph, "How does it feel to get yourass owned in bed by a cat, wolf?"

Ralph, blushing now too, though he seemed more amused by Megan's comment than anything,rubbed the back of his pants and muttered, "She's definitely a fine she-wolf, has a hell of a bite too."

Megan looked startled for half a second, staring at where he was rubbing, then at his chagrinnedsmile and then at Nadine's crimson face before her expression started to shift towards delight.

A feeling of horror started to build in Nadine's stomach seeing that look.

The little bobcat's paws shot to her face as she let out a squeal worthy of Clawhauser.

"Nadine! You didn't! O M G, When are you two-" a cane whacked her on the head cutting off herexcitement as she let out a yowling, 'OWW!'. Megan jumped away from the old ewe and dashed forthe stairs, but not before the surprisingly swift old sheep managed to swat her good across her rearwith the cane.

The 'thwack' sound of the cane as it connected sent Megan nearly flying up the staircase clutching atthe spot and yowling the entire way.

Mrs. Woolstien waved the cane at the retreating figure, all the while lecturing her about how she'dbetter start behaving or she'd give her a proper switching like she deserved."

Ralph looked up at her and asked, "What's the deal with the bite?"

Nadine's face seemed to catch on fire, "Nothing!" she said far too quickly, "Just… just a cat thingand Megan being Megan-"

The crack of Mrs. Woolstien's cane hitting the floor caused both of them to look over at the ewewho'd turned and was heading straight for them, muttering about how Megan needed to stop being aheadstrong wild-child and find a mate to settle her down.

Ralph involuntarily clutched at his backside and then there was a small subtly fight between themthat ended with Nadine behind Ralph, and him looking at her like she'd just thrown him under a bus.

There came a final crack as the cane came to rest against the floor with Mrs. Woolstien in front ofthem. Nadine couldn't help but squeeze Ralphs paw as she looked at the terrifying little landlady.

"Now young man, I take it that we won't have to have this morning's discussion again?" she askedand Ralph nodded as fast as he could.

"Yes ma'am, I'm going to take care of her properly, I swear." He said quickly, still nodding.

"Good, now that all of this hullabaloo is over," she glared back at the remaining mammals in thelobby who quickly seemed to realize they were all late for something and went rushing off, "Iwanted to talk to you two about the apartment." Nadine tried to speak but the little old sheep ran rightover her, not seeming to even notice. "That flat is too small for the both of you. There's a vacancy in

the floor above in one of the larger units, granted the ceilings aren't any higher but there's enoughspace for a new couple starting a family. I'm having it renovated at the moment and I'll make surethat they put some extra insulation in the main bedroom so that you two won't have to deal with overenthusiastic neighbors butting their snouts in where they don't belong." She gave another disdainfulsniff at that. "It should be ready by the end of next week so you two can move in then. Now, runalong for the day and don't go getting into any trouble, I'll leave the paperwork for the new apartmentin your mailbox." She turned away and headed back toward her office.

Nadine was about to protest that they were just starting to date and that they were not about to movein together, but the 'crack, crack, crack' of the cane against the floor as the Mrs. Woolstein walkedaway stopped her every time she opened her mouth.

The old ewe stopped at the door and turned back to level her gaze on them, "Oh, and what are youtwo doing about your last names? I need to know for the lease agreement."

"Um…" Ralph looked up at her desperately and whispered, "What the hell are we supposed tosay?!"

"Ah, we're… ah. Still discussing it. Um… we'll tell you when we figure it out, but we've got to go orwe're going to be late!" Nadine finished in a rush.

That answer didn't seem to pass muster with her and she looked like she was about to start in onthem and explain just how it was done in the proper good old days. Ralph pulled out his phone andglanced at it, "Oh my gosh, look at the time! Nadine we have to hurry! Sorry Mrs. Woolstein, wereally have to go."

The two of them fled toward the front doors, as the ewe called out after them, "I expect you two tofigure it out before the apartment is ready!"

They didn't stop till they had escaped the building and we're hiding in the cruiser.

"Sheep are not supposed to be terrifying." Ralph said catching his breath from their sprint, "I thoughtlittle old ladies were supposed to be sweet not… not that!"

"She turned to the crotchety side of the force. Hell, she'd even terrify sith lords."

Ralph laughed at that, "I forget how much of a nerd you are sometimes."

"Nerd?! I'm not the one with the collector's edition set of Starwars DVDs." She shot back only to seehim grin.

"So, are you moving in with your nerdy boyfriend next week? I can bring that collector's edition forus to watch." he said waggling his eyebrows and she groaned.

"We haven't even started dating, Ralph!" she said slumping back in the seat.

"So, you're going to tell her that we're not moving in? I'll make sure to have an ambulance there andready for when she fries you with lighting… or just canes you."

"Hell no, I want to live, anyway isn't that the boyfriend's job?" His tail started wagging,"perspective-boyfriend's job." She corrected quickly with another groan.

He gave her a peck on her muzzle, "You can ask your boyfriend for anything, he'd even face the evilcrotchety old sheep for you."

"Arghh!", Nadine grabbed her head in exasperation, then with one paw gestured forward groaning,"Just… Just, drive."

The barista behind the counter looked back over at the nervous bunny sitting at the same table shealways did, and hid a smile. The two small ZPD officers always met at that table, the sight hadbecome so common that the staff had declared it the official WildeHopps table and kept it unofficialreserved for the two, not that keeping it clear was hard; all the other regulars knew it was their tableas well.

"Think today's gonna be the day?" the Barista's coworker, an antelope, asked from behind theregister after finishing with the last customer in line.

"Maybe, this isn't their usual meet up for work and today is Valentine's day." She looked back overat the bunny anxiously glancing toward the door.

"It had better be today, I don't think any of us or the customers can survive the rest of winterwatching this every day." He said gesturing at the bunny, who was now fidgeting with her clothes,"You made sure to give her decaf right? She looks like she might be about to pass out from nerves."

"Of course! I'm not an idiot! But if you think this is bad just wait till the fox gets here. He's going tostand outside that window twice as long as he does on a normal morning, stealing glances at her andworking up the nerve to come in."

"Three times as long, if her nerves are anything to judge by." The antelope said then stopped,seeming to think hard before leaning back to the Oryx barista and whispering, "You know that onetea pack that's supposed to be a bit of an aphrodisiac?" the barista nodded locking intrigued, "what ifwe put some of that in his usual order? You know give him a little extra incentive to finally make amove; might even get her to finally realize that he's interested in her if he 'standing at attention'around her."

The barista looked back over at the bunny, now unconsciously stroking her long ears back in anervous tick, and carefully said, "That would be like adding an extra shot of espresso to his drink 'onthe house' right?"

The antelope nodded, "Right. Nothing wrong with giving our best customers an extra free shot… ortwo."

"Humm… Espressos got a strong flavor, could cover up quite a bit of that tea, better make sure yourhoof doesn't slip and dump a whole carton in it."

Some more nodding, "I'll try not to, but you know how clumsy I am. Well, I'd better go get his orderready, he'll be here soon."

The antelope hurried off, just as there was a chime from the bell over the door. The barista saw thebunny's ears jump straight up as she glanced at the door, only for them to drop back down as shedidn't see her fox, but only a brown bunny buck enter. She looked back at the table, disappointmentclearly showing on her face as she started fiddling with her coffee cup again.

As Judy sat in the coffee house that she and Nick used as their meeting spot, she couldn't everremember feeling this nervous, happy, sad and generally conflicted. She was going with Nick onwhat she could guiltily pretend was a date. The going on a 'date' part with Nick was something fromher daydreams (her night time dreams about Nick were not nearly so PG). The part that curbed her

happiness though, was that she'd have to act like this was just her going with him as a friend to acouple events, not going out on a date with the mammal her heart was fixed on. Then there was theguilt because Nick already had someone and she felt like she was using the bump in their relationshipto steal him away. It didn't matter how much she tried to convince herself that was not what she wasdoing, didn't matter how many times she'd swore to herself that she wouldn't try to steal him awaywhen he was already in love, it still felt like that was exactly what she was doing. And the fact thatshe wanted to steal him away, claim him for herself despite what his heart felt made her feel like theworst friend ever.

The bell over the door chimed and she glanced at it hoping to see Nick but only saw some buck. Sheturned back and reached out for her coffee cup losing herself in her thoughts again.

However much she wanted them to be more, she was still Nick's friend, his best friend. Whateverhad happened between him and his sweetheart, it had hurt him; she couldn't help the hope that itmight end things between them and that she might have a chance, but she'd seen past his mask, seenthe pain there. He must really love that vixen for a rough patch in his relationship to hurt like that.And if nothing else Judy was his friend, she'd always be his friend; If he needed a friend's supportand a bit of a distraction on Valentine's day because of relationship issues, she would be there forhim. She would make the day as fun as possible for him and she would not try to use it to put awedge between him and his love. And if she got the chance to pretend, just to herself, just for oneday, that he was dating her, that he was in love with her, not some stupid vixen that would never begood enough for her fox, well… it didn't hurt anyone else…

The presence of someone else interrupted her thoughts and she looked up from her coffee to see thebuck that had entered a few moments ago standing at her table. He seemed vaguely familiar for somereason. Her mind, though, couldn't help making an automatic comparison between him and her foxand tallying up how just at a glance how her fox already had him beat in every way.

Nick's fur was a stunning russet and cream that she could stare at all day, the buck was a boringbrown with dirty white.

Nick was sleek and lithe, and after finishing at the academy, his naturally predator frame had becomeeven more toned. Watching his muscles flex and ripple under his fur when they worked out,especially when he was shirtless, was probably her single greatest guilty pleasure. Images andimaginings of his body pressing against her was one of the staples of her dreams and was aguaranteed way for her to get herself off. The buck, on the other hand, was slightly overweight, notthe charmingly cute Clawhauser tubby, just overweight with no muscle to speak of.

Where Nick had a smirking smile with a roguish charm and sometimes displayed a secret hiddenpure smile that made her heart race every time she saw it, the buck's smile looked greasy and fake.

Where Nick had a casual friendly demeanor despite some of his more predatory traits (which forsome reason just seemed to make him more attractive to her, not less), the buck looked haughty andpredatory, not in the physical sense, but in the way a stalker was predatory, the kind of creepypredatory that set off alarms, not sent a thrill through her.

Her gaze moved up and focused on the buck's eyes, beady little brown eyes that seemed to look ather like something he might buy at a market, absolutely nothing like the beautifully emerald greeneyes of her fox, eyes that were always warm and jovial with a spark of mischief, but above all elsecaring.

Despite her effort to appear cheerful, she could feel her face sag as the sight of this buck as it justmade her heart long for Nick all that much more.

She was about to speak up, and ask if there was anything he needed, when he pulled a rose out frombehind his back and offered it to her with a smile so oily that she wanted to shower just after seeingit.

"I heard that there was a beautiful doe in need of a Valentine today," the buck said trying for acharming voice and utterly failing.

Judy just stared for a second too shocked to respond, but then the voice registered; she'd always hada good ear for voices, even for a bunny.

"Leaps? Billy Leaps? Is that you?" she blurted out confused as to what he was doing here, while shetook a second look at him. A lot of does in highschool had thought that he was handsome enough,though that might have been a tad generous and because of his wealthy background. He still hadmost of the traits that does usually liked though he'd gained weight since highschool, but Judy hadnever found him very attractive. He was okay she guessed, but his personality had clashed with hersin every possible way. Hell, she'd liked Gideon more than him back then, because as much of a totaljerk as Gideon was, Gideon at least didn't try to hide it like Billy Leaps did.

He waved the rose in an obscenely overly romantic fashion, "Oh, She remembers me, Love springseternal! Not even years apart can stop true love!"

Judy managed to stifle her gag reflex.

Gods that was awful, Nick could make that look charming and funny while half asleep, but that...that was terrible.

"Leaps," Judy started but he interrupted her.

"Oh, come now. Old flames don't need to go by last names, Jude" he tried placing the rose in herpaw but managed to prick himself on a thorn and dropped it, only to have it land face down in hercoffee.

Judy's ear twitched irritably, but she tried to control her reaction. She picked the now coffee stainedrose out of her cup and put it on a napkin, sliding it back toward him.

"Leaps, I went on one date with you and walked out ten minutes into the movie when you tried tocop a feel after I'd already told you to knock it off the first time."

He shrugged, giving her a greasy grin that looked like it had turned rancid, not seeming repentant atall, "What can I say Jude, it was young love, and what doe doesn't enjoy the attention of a strongbuck?" he finished posturing like he was some demigod and she should swoon at the sight of him.

"This doe doesn't enjoy unsolicited advances," Judy snapped, now not even trying to hide herannoyance, "What are you doing here Leaps?"

"Oh Judes," he started cheerfully and Judy's ear twitched again, "You don't need to be coy. Therumor mill in Bunnyburrow is abuzz with how miserable you've been here. All alone in the big citysurrounded by conniving predators, trying to do a job too big for a cute little doe like yourself allbecause you don't have a buck to support you." Judy's ears didn't twitch in irritation this time becausethey were pinned back angrily by this point as she tried not to slug the pompous ass in the nose he'dalways been so proud of.

He leaned forward, far into her personal space and placed a paw on her thigh, "I'm here Judes, tosave you from this awful life. I'm going to sweep you off your feet today like a Valentine dream andshow you what you missed out on in highschool. By tonight you'll be crying out my name and

dreaming of me."

"Get. Your. Paw. Off. Of. Me." Judy said slowly and clearly to make sure her raging anger didn'tmake the words unclear, as she balled her shaking fist, about ready to break his paw and probably hisnose, despite the trouble it might cause.

The barista's attention had shifted to the buck that had entered when he'd headed over toward theWildeHopps table rather than head for the counter to order a drink. By the time he had stopped infront of it, quite a few mammals in the shop had noticed and were now watching. Many of them, likethe barista, could see the brown buck was holding a rose behind his back and were wonder what thehell he was trying, because he couldn't be stupid enough to think that he had a chance with thebunny. When it looked like he was that stupid, a few phones appeared and where discreetly pointedin their direction to catch the show.

"What the hell is going on?" the antelope whispered coming over to watch next to the barista.

"Shhh!" she waved him to silence, keeping her attention on the buck. By this point nearly the entirecoffee house was quiet and watching the scene.

At first, the barista felt a bit of pity for the little bunny buck that was trying to charm Hopps. Besidesthe fact that he stumbled through his start to woo her, there wasn't a doubt in the oryx's mind that hewas doomed to fail; anybody with one eye, let alone a pair, could see the does heart was alreadygiven away to someone.

The Barista was so engrossed in watching the scene that she didn't even hear the doorbell chime as itopened.

It looked for a few moments like this might turn into something from a sitcom drama show, with alove triangle when there was a mention of old flames. But that didn't last long, and any pity she'd feltfor the buck vanished as it became apparent that he was some lowlife tail chaser.

Then despite all the growing irritation and anger on the does face he jumped straight past possiblestalking and straight to sexual harassment. A low angry murmuring broke the silence of the coffeehouse and the barista found herself reaching for her phone to call the police when she rememberedthat the bunny was the police.

Her antelope co-worker next to her suddenly let out a low, "Oh, shit." in a worried voice and sheshifted her gaze toward the front door where he was looking.

Instead of removing his paw from her, Leaps's greasy smile grew and his paw started moving upJudy's thigh, "Judes, You know you want me, stop lying to yourself."

She grabbed his paw hard and slammed it down on the table, making him wince, though sherestrained herself enough not to break it.

Before she did more though there was a menacing growl that rolled through the coffee house andfroze everything.

Judy had become accustomed to predatory sounds after having gone to the academy and living inZootopia, but she'd never heard a growl like that. The closest was probably when Mr. Manchas hadbeen hit with the Nighthowler serum during the Missing Mammals case, but that had been like a pureoutburst of rage and anger. This… this growl had that same level of anger in it along with unfrettedmenace, but unlike Mr. Manchas's growl, this one had an undeniable focus in a way his hadn't.

The buck's eyes went wide before he looked over toward the source of the growl and Judy couldn'thelp but look too.

Nick stood by the front door growling, his hackles standing on end. His normally happy brightemerald eyes were narrowed and looked more like the stormy dark green of the ocean in storm, andall of that anger was focused right at the buck still leaning in toward her.

"She told you to get your paws off her." he growled out and started forward.

Leaps looked like he might wet himself, so Judy was caught off guard when he managed to sneerback at the approaching fox.

"I'd heard that some pelt was sniffing after her, trying to take advantage of a silly lonely doe." Hesneered at Nick, then quivered a bit under the look of fury that crossed Nick's face, but like a trueidiot determinedly walking to his own doom, continued on, "Go back to whatever rock you crawledout from under, fox," he spat, "before I sue you for interrupting me and my girl and leave youpenniless on the street like you deserve."

The buck reached out his other paw toward her as if to pull her to his side. That was the last straw for

That was the last straw for Judy, and was about to flatten him, but Nick's larger paw closer aroundhis reaching arm and twisted it up behind his back before spinning him around to slam him muzzlefirst into the floor.

"She said not to touch her!" Nick said in a dangerous voice, looking like he might tear his arm off asLeaps groaned.

Judy hadn't ever seen Nick lose his cool like this before. His fur was bristling and his claws were allthe way out and clearly visible.

It scared her, not because he frightened her but because Judy was worried that Nick might dosomething he'd regret later, like break Leaps's arm after he'd already subdued the ass… even if hedeserved it.

Nick didn't like hurting other mammals, even when it was necessary. It was something she'd learnedabout him while helping him prepare for the academy's boxing and grappling courses. In hindsightshe should have expected it; Nick had been a hustler, he'd always used words to avoid fights, thatand she knew despite the hard closed exterior he had, Nick was the kind of mammal that liked to befriends with others, whether predator or prey. It was part of the reason, she was sure, that had drivenhim to join the ranger scouts as a kid.

If he hurt someone more than necessary in a moment of anger, even if it was justified, it would hurthim, and she couldn't let that happen. Not to him, not to her fox.

She reached out a paw and touched his shoulder, "Nick." She said calmly, reassuringly, "Thanks fortaking care of that scumbag," the reaction was almost immediate, the low threatening rumble dyingdown and his fur settling.

Nick looked back over at her and his menacing expression softened, "I… ah, sorry Judy. I know youcould have handled him yourself. I… I just couldn't..."

She smiled back and gave his shoulder a reassuring squeeze, "Nick, don't apologize; we're partners,remember? We'll always have each other's backs."

Nick seemed almost to be back to his normal self. He smiled at her and seemed about to speak when

his whole body went ridged, convulsing as a crackling sound filled the air.

"Nick!" Judy screamed as he fell forward, only to show leaps with his free arm out holding a hand-taser up to where Nick's back had been.

"Gods damned foxes-" he started to say, trying to get up, but the end of his sentence ended in a shoutof pain as Judy disarmed him… and she was pretty sure, broke his wrist, not that she cared. Nor wasshe particularly careful as she flipped him over, more threw really, and pulled out her pawcuffs shealways carried, first cuffing his uninjured paw.

The buck, moaned out in a slightly dazed voice, "Judes? What?... what are you doing?"

In an act of more kindness than she thought he deserved she snapped the other end of the handcuffaround his upper arm and not on the broken paw, though she might have been digging her knee intohis back more than necessary as she worked.

"Arresting you, for harassment and assault." She said trying to control the snarl in her voice."Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to legalcounsel, if you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided." She pulled out her cellphone and dialedthe precinct.

"Jude? Have you lost your head?" He said trying to struggle and she dug her knee harder into hisback, stopping the movement. "I was saving you from that conniving fox, you should be thankingme."

She had to focus hard to stop herself from breaking something else as she shook with anger andresponded not even fully aware of what she was saying, "Thank you?! You came here, interruptedmy date, tried to force yourself on me, and then hurt my fox!"

"Judes, you're letting that fox hoodwink you! I read up on the news about you two and heard thegossip about how he'd managed to con you into going out with him today. He's going to try and getyou alone and ravish you. I came here to stop that!"

Judy looked down at him incredulously, and let out a short sharp derisive laugh, "What? So you, 'thebig strong buck' thought he'd come down here and save the 'pretty little airheaded doe' from 'the bigbad fox' and then take her away, where, what? She'd let him have your way with her as thanks?"

"Um… yes?" he said sounding confused as to why she was upset about that.

Judy ratcheted down the paw cuffs tight to make sure he couldn't slip out of them, causing him tosqueal out a bit as his broken paw was jostled.

"I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last male on this planet, you bastard." She said angrilyleaving him on the floor to go make sure that Nick was okay. "Nick has never taken advantage ofme, hell he's not even interested in me, I could only wish he was because unlike you I'd take him as amate any day!"

That seemed to shut him up, or maybe it was just that the pain from his broken wrist starting to makeitself apparent because rather than reply he just moaned and whimpered.

Nick was groaning and shifting slightly. Judy checked him over quickly to make sure nothing majorwas wrong and then placed his head in her lap and stroked his head and ears as his eyes blinking andhe seemed to start coming back to full consciousness.

It was only then with her anger ebbing, knowing that her fox was going to be alright, that she

remembered her phone.

"Officer Hopps? Officer Hopps? Is everything alright? Officer-" came the voice of Delgato who'ddrawn front desk duty while Clawhauser was off for the day.

"Sorry, was distracted for a moment there. I need a pick up at the Elm Street Snarlbucks for a case ofharassment and assault. Ssuspect is restrained and in custody but has a broken paw."

"Okay, I'll send patrol car 7 over, Francine and McHorn will be there in a few minutes, anyone elsehurt?" Delgato asked, and she heard him issuing orders over the police radio net.

"Nick got tasered pretty badly but I think he's going to be alright, he's starting to come around." Shestroked the side of his muzzle looking down at him. With the situation and immediate threat over shecould feel the adrenalin and anger leaving and all the other thoughts and emotions that had been putaside in the face of the immediate threat came rushing back.

What if it hadn't been just a taser?

She barely heard Delgato say that he was sending an ambulance over just to make sure they werealright and to deal with the injured suspect. She gave some sort answer and ended the call, trying tohold back the emotions that were causing her eyes to water.

What if it had been a knife? What if Nick had gotten seriously hurt?

She leaned down hugged him, putting her face into his neck so that no one would see or hear her assome tears and sobs slipped out.

What if I'd lost Nick?

Judy wasn't quite sure how long she stayed there like that, but Nick's muzzle moving finally pulledher back to the present. In a choked voice and with a hiccup she asked, "Nick?"

He let out a groan before saying tiredly, "My bunny saved me again, didn't she?"

Her heart skipped a beat at his teasing but she didn't care right then. She hugged him all the tighter.

"Air! Carrots, Air! Need to… breath!" Nick wheezed and she let up, pulling her head back enoughto see his face, to look down into his emerald eyes and see that he was really alright.

"Thanks Judy," he said, his nose nearly touching hers, "I know I can always count on you to bethere for me, even when I'm supposed to be the one helping you."

She could feel a tear run down and drop onto him, before she said sternly, "Don't go getting yourselfhurt like that! Who will watch my back if you're not there Nick?!"

Judy felt his paw brush up against her cheek wiping away another tear before it could fall, "If it'll getmy overly emotional bunny to smile, I'll promise to try."

She thumped his chest, "Don't try, just do it, you dumb fox!"

She could feel Nick's nose against hers now, as he spoke in that jokingly happy tone that told hereverything was alright, "Ah, come now, you know you love your dumb fox."

"Do I know that?" Judy said seeming to lose herself looking into his eyes, her lips almost touchinghis as she spoke. In that moment, she didn't care about any of the reasons that she couldn't haveNick, she didn't care what he said was just their own personal little joke.

"Yes…" her lips barely brushed against his. He might only say that teasingly, but she meant heranswer. In that frozen moment, nothing else mattered, she could feel her heart breaking with the needto tell him, to kiss him, to claim him as hers. She started to close that last fraction of an inch betweenthem.

"Yes, I d-"

"Wilde? Hopps?" came McHorn's booming voice as he rushed into the coffee house slamming openthe front doors and causing both their heads to jerk apart and look over at him as the approachingsiren of an ambulance could be heard in the distance getting louder.

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Chapter 7 - Fate and Fools

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Disclaimer:

If that wasn't enough, then maybe they just need some more pressure.

I take no responsibility for what happens. I'd suggest taking cover.

The Fox and the Bunny MUST Kiss.

Chapter - 7 - Fate and Fools

Bogo handed the tickets to the attendant at the gate to the Zootopia Pier, the city's longest runningamusement park located on a pier at the southern tip of Savanah Central right by the City's SportsStadium where the concert would be held later.

The attendant, a young pig with acne that looking bored out of his mind, didn't even glance at theValentine's day festival passes, before scanning them. A printer behind the attendant's windowchattered and he handed them the ticket stubs and the two sheets the printer had spit out.

"Have a great time at The Pier, The Place where Zootopia goes to Play," he said mechanically,making the Pier's slogan sound more boring than watching paint dry, "Don't forget to check after theconcert to see if your ticket numbers get called in the raffle for the Farris wheel ride at sunset, yournumbers are on the stubs." He finished monotonously, before calling out in a dejected voice, "Next."

Bogo's excited wife, Bessy, pulled him along toward the gate for large mammals nearly squealing inexcitement.

"Oh, this is going to be so much fun! It's been so long since the last time we were here! I lovecoming to this place, it has so many wonderful memories!" His wife chattered enthusiastically pullinghim through the gate and nearly dragging him bodily down the main thoroughfare lined with boothsand rides of every kind, "Remember how nervous you were on our first date? You looked like youwere about to pass out when I kissed you at the end of the night." She continued and laughed, "Itwas so sweet."

"I did not!" Bogo said sternly, trying to scowl, though that just made his wife laugh more.

"Sweetie, you were shaking like a leaf!" she chuckled and gave him a peck on the cheek, making thespot feel warm.

"It was cold that night," Bogo said in his defense.

"It was July." She snickered, covering her mouth with her hoof.

"It was unseasonably cold that July," Bogo continued belligerently.

"Well, it was a good thing that my kiss seemed to warm you right up then," she said amusedly andreached up with a hoof and turned his head so she could give his other cheek a peck leaving a warmspot there as well, "In fact they still seem too, why just look at how rosy your cheeks are already!"

Rather than digging himself in deeper into his losing position, he shifted subjects looking at the twosheets with the peelable stickers the attendant had handed them from the printer.

"Um, dear. Shouldn't we put these on?" he asked before realized what was printed on them, andgroaned.

His wife let out another laugh and took the two stickers from his hoof, "Oh your absolutely right! Ihad so much fun picking out what should be on them!"

She peeled off the first large heart shaped sticker with the printed words, "I HEART MY COW"from the paper backing and stuck it dead center in the middle of his shirt, before placing the secondheart shaped sticker with, "I Love my Bull's Marshmallow Heart", on her own shirt and then leanedinto him.

Bogo grumbled a bit, and crossed his arms covering up the sticker.

"Now, Now, sweetie, we can't have that!" Bess said and took his hoof, wrapping it around her waist.Then hooking her horn with his, she gave it a tug and caused him to lean back into her.

"Now isn't this better?" she said happily laying her head on his shoulder as they walked.

Bogo wasn't going to give that a response, though when his hoof around her tightened a bit, she gavehis cheek another small kiss and he could feel her smiling.

Bogo contemplated his life for a little while as they walked like that, with that damned pink heartstuck on his shirt like a searing brand. Was this embarrassing? Yes. Would this destroy his gruffreputation if anyone recognized him? Yes. Would he wear that stupid heart for his wife? Absolutely.

Anyway, if anyone did see him with that heart and said anything about it, he could always rebuildhis reputation. A few lectures, some glares, parking duty. That would probably do the trick.

His thoughts were interrupted by a bleating call, "G-g-get your Fortune! Glimpse your Future!Madam Pearl see's all in her crystal ball!"

Bogo looked over to see an old nanny goat dressed like a gypsy in one of the booths and waving herhoofs over, yes, an actual crystal ball set on a pillow. He turned his head back with an amused snortthat mammals would actually find that kind of cheap trick amusing.

"Ohh! That sounds like fun! Let's go find out what's in our future!" Bess said enthusiastically anddragged him over.

"Bess, you know that is all fake right?" Bogo asked, hoping to get out of this.

"Oh hush you doubter! You don't know that." She said with a smile, before stopping in front of thebooth.

"Um, hi, we'd like to get our fortune." She said to the nanny goat pulling Bogo back to her side as hetried to escape.

"Hummm. Humm…. Who do we have here?" the goat waved her hoofs over the crystal ball beforecontinuing, "Two parents sneaking away for a day of fun while the children are away?"

"Oh! Yes, our daughter is off at college!" Bessy turned to Bogo with a delighted smile, "See, that'snot fake!"

"Lucky guess," Bogo said trying to frown, though that was hard with his wife's arm around him.

"An unbeliever, eh?" the nannygoat chuckled with an amused bleat, "Don't go assuming you knoweverything young man! Fate will come back to get you if you do,"

Bogo couldn't restrain his snort at that and replied, "We make our own fate."

The old nanny let out a long laugh which set the jewelry of her gypsy costume jingling and jangling.

"You might swim the river, but a strong current is still going to pull you where it wills!" the fortuneteller said before looking away from the crystal ball for the first time and right at him, startling himfor a second with her two sharp, crystal blue eyes in her old wrinkled face. Eyes that seemed far tooperceptive.

She could probably teach Wilde a few tricks about hustling and reading people, Bogo couldn't helpthink.

"You should know better," she continued, smiling at him in a way that was decidedly unnerving,"When you dismiss something out of hand because you think it's ridiculous, those small things willcome back to prove you wrong! Dismiss Fate at your own doom, young man."

Bogo could feel himself stiffening defensively. He tried to relax, this was just a street performer afterall, but he couldn't hold back a slightly derisive, "Oh really?"

The nannygoat's smile widened, "Do you think that meeting your wife was just a coincidence?"

Bess let out a short excited squeal, before saying happily, "He gave me a parking ticket at mymorning coffee stop when I was one minute late! That was fate?"

Sure didn't seem like fate when she was yelling at me, angry about that ticket, Bogothought remembering his start at the ZPD.

The nanny goat grinned, "Of course dear, just like the other tickets."

Another squeal, "How did you know there was more than one ticket?" she asked the nanny.

The old goat waved her hoofs dramatically at the crystal ball, "My crystal ball showed me, ofcourse!"

"That was a lucky guess," Bogo said, not buying the act, "It's not hard to guess that if you got oneparking ticket outside your favorite morning coffee stop you might get another."

"Then let's see what she sees in our future," Bess said, seeming amused at his skepticism.

The nannygoat smiled wider and turned back to the crystal ball, moving her hoofs around itmysteriously making her jewelry jangle as her arms moved.

"Humm… Lets peek and see what fate has in store for your future. Humm. What do we have here?Shadowy figures… some large and some small… hum… I see hidden eyes watching… you seem tohave found yourself involved in something, something big, something with dangerous paths, drastic

options… Careful, Careful!" The nanny had adopted a wavering theatrically haunting voice. Anddespite the vague rubbish she was spewing Bogo had to admit that she put on a decent show, andanyway his wife seemed to be enjoying it, "Careful! Don't assume to take fate into your own hoofs.Careful, or fate might give you than you bargained for! Careful or you'll doom yourself!" She let outa cackling, "Doomed! Doooomed!" before continuing, "Head fate's warning bull! If you are going tosurvive the coming storm, stay close to the one who has your heart!" The nanny finished with adramatic flourish.

There we're some applause from mammals, many of them couples, that had stopped to watch theperformance. Bess leaned into him to say, "Ohhh! Mysterious! We'd better stick close to each othertoday don't you think?"

Well, she at least put on a decent performance, Bogo mused, though he still thought the whole thingwas a bit ridiculous, can't argue with this result though. Bogo thought with his hoof around hiswife's waist, as she leaned in close to him. He had to work hard to repress a snort, thinking back tothe overly dramatic performance.

Doomed? Really that part had been a little much.

He took out a few bill's and put them in the tip jar with a grudging nod, before getting out of the wayof the small line that was forming in front of the booth.

Fate? Doom? Really. He didn't believe in that rubbish. He'd chosen his wife because he loved her,he was going to stick close to her because he wanted too, he was going to get that damned fox andbunny to finally kiss each other so that the furor in the precinct and city about them would finally diedown and stop causing him trouble. If there really was fate, then that problem would have solveditself. He'd rather not deal with it all, but it was affecting one of his best teams and the distraction oftheir little soap opera courtship was pulling the attention of other teams away from their work too.How one single couple, regardless of the species involved, could cause so much trouble he wouldnever know, but not even fate would stop him from fixing that particular problem. It and Cupid haddropped the ball, and he was there now to clean up their mess, so they could just get the hell out ofhis way because he was going to deal with it… right after he finished making his wife happy.

Nadine and Ralph didn't talk much as they drove, though that wasn't very unusual. What had been abit unusual was how unreservedly happy Ralph was. He normally had a good natured attitude, quickto a smile or a joke but serious when the situation needed it. During the winter, particularly this lastwinter he was normally a bit withdrawn. Now, well now it was like someone had taken his happyknob and turned it up to 11. And frankly, it was annoying her because she wanted to grab that overlyhappy smiling ball of fur and rub against him and purr like she was some little cub again. That needwas itching at her irritatingly, and the fact that she couldn't get rid of it, let alone just scratch it, waseven more frustrating.

And if that wasn't bad enough, there was his tail. That had to be the worst. His stupid tail was pokingout around his side and laying on the center console where the furry tip kept wagging back and forthin an obscenely cute manner. She couldn't help but watch it as it flicked back and forth, it drew hereyes no matter how much she tried to drag them away.

It was slowly driving her nutz; she wanted to grab it, swat at it, pounce on it. That was her tail,damnit. She'd won it! It was hers by right of combat. It had no right to wag so adorably without herpermission!

Nadine was so focused on watching the tip of his tail moving back and forth, she hadn't even noticedher own tail start to curl, the tip snapping side to side occasionally in a predatory fashion.

She continued to watch Ralph's tail wag, feeling like she was ready to pounce on it and teach it alesson.

Ralph hit the brakes as he came around the corner onto Elm Street, and Nadine's attention wasroughly pulled away from her fluffy target as her seat belt dug into her shoulder stopping her body asshe was thrown forward.

"What the hell?!" Ralph said a bit shocked, and Nadine looked up to see another police cruiser andan ambulance outside of the Snarlbucks further down the street where Wilde and Hopps weresupposed to meet up. Ralph pulled the cruiser into a parking spot across the street where they couldget a decent view of the front of the coffee shop.

"You think something already happened to them or is this just a coincidence?" Nadine askedworriedly.

"What, a police cruiser and ambulance just happen to show up somewhere those two where at?"Ralph asked with a snort, "I mean this is Wilde and Hopps right?"

She rolled her eyes, "Fine, that was a stupid question. Give me a second." She reached over to theradio and flipped it on."

"Station 1, this is cruiser 14. We're off duty but just saw the commotion at Elm Street. What's thestory? Do they need assistance?"

They waited a second before Delgato's voice came over the radio speaker, "Negative 14.Everything's under control though I heard McHorn was cursing up a storm."

Nadine and Ralph looked at each other more confused now, McHorn never lost his cool, hell, hebarely said anything more than he had to, and that was mostly just to grunt an affirmative.

"Um… care to explain that?" Nadine radioed back.

"McHorn had fifty bucks bet on the WildeHopps pool for this afternoon. With all the commotion atthe Snarlbucks it looked like those two were about to finally give in while riding the emotionalaftershock… then McHorn came charging in and broke things up."

Nadine stared at the radio for a second. Ralph snicker. She tried not to but she couldn't stop herself,she snickered too and then they both were laughing.

It took them a few moments to rein in their laughter before they were able to do anything else.

Ralph was wiping his eyes, still snickering, when he spoke up, "I feel sooo sorry for Nick!" helaughed again, "He just needs to tell her. It's such a relief to not have to try and hide how you feeland know that they lov-mmhphh..." Nadine's paw covered his mouth, muffling what he was sayingas she tried to get control of herself.

"Ralph!" she tried saying sternly and failed, letting out another short laugh at the McHorn'sSnarlbucks snarlup, "What did I say about that word?"

He shot her a guilty smile as she removed her paw, but took it in his before she managed to pull itback.

"Sorry, Nadine." He looked at her in an apologetically happy way that melted her heart, "Would youaccept a kiss as apology?"

That didn't take her long to decide.

"Yes. But you'd better remember or next time I won't let you off so easily… and you'd better makethis a good kiss or I won't accept your apology."

Still holding her paw, he leaned over and up, tilting his muzzle to the side and kissed her. He startedoff slow, almost chastely before deepened it. She felt his other paw touch her cheek and surrenderedto him letting him guide her head and the kiss as her mouth open in response to his.

…

"Do you accept my apology?" Ralph asked and she realized disheartenedly that the kiss had ended.

"Umm… what was that?" Nadine said trying to think, "Oh apology, yes, yes, that was… adequate.Um, apology accepted?"

"Humm, I'll have to work on my kissing," Ralph said with a smile, "there's this girl I've fallen for thatI'm going out with tomorrow and I need to dazzle her so that she'll tell me how she feels. Youwouldn't mind helping me practice, would you?" Ralph said slyly with a heated glance.

"You're not cheating on your girlfriend now are you?" She said jokingly, still trying to get her mindto start working properly.

Ralph stopped and looked at her, his face absolutely serious.

"Never, Nadine. There's only one girl for me, and nobody else is ever going to pull me away fromher."

She looked over at his golden eyes staring at her and could see just how much he meant that. Part ofNadine was still getting used to the idea that Ralph liked her, wanted to go out with her, might Lo-well... getting used to the idea of dating Ralph. That look though held no doubt about how he feltand how serious he was about her... it terrified the part of her that was just getting used to the idea ofgoing out with Ralph... it also made her heart go out of control and before she realized it, she'dpounced.

Only to be brought up short with a 'Ougff' a fraction of a second later as the seat belt locked,stopping her in her tracks before she moved more than a foot toward Ralph and attempt to kiss himunconscious again.

"Nadine?" Ralph said a bit concerned as she slumped back into the seat and the belt ratchet downpulling in the slack.

"Thank Rajah for car safety systems," Nadine muttered, resetting the seat belt, glad that the jolt haddone a decent job of knock the overly emotional completely unrational silliness out of her.

She looked over at Ralph, blushed, and looked away needing a distraction from her swirlingthoughts about her wolf. Nadine's eyes searching for something, anything, besides him to focus onand finally landed on the radio, and fixed.

She picked up the receiver again and after clearing her throat, toggled it.

"Delgato," she said trying to focus, and not think back on Ralph's serious look or his amazing kissingability, "McHorn's heavy-footed blundering aside, what happened?"

"Apparently, a bigoted lecherous jealous ex. If you want to see what happened Zoogle

#WildeHoppsShipWrecker. There's already a few videos of the incident starting to circulate onMuzzleBook."

Before Nadine could thank him and end the radio call, Delgato continued, his voice shifting fromamused to flirtatious, "Hey Fangmeyer, if you still don't have plans for tonight, how about going outwith the handsome king of the duty desk for a night on the town?"

Nadine, couldn't hold back the snort as she toggled the radio again.

"Delgato, did you just do that movie mane flick of yours?"

"Oh, sorry, forgot you can't see this Lion's handsome mane right now, well its good practiceanyway. So what do you say, up for some fun?"

"Hummm... I don't know," Nadine said as if trying to decide, "King of the duty desk did you say?Well, Clawhauser is cute but he's not my type, plus he's busy tonight so I can't even go drinking withhim."

There was a groan from the radio and Ralph who'd gone stiff while listening, let out a laugh.

Oh my gods, was Ralph just getting protective? Ralph?! He knows how Delgato alwaysacts. Nadine thought, only now noticing how his rasied hackles were settling.

Then again... Another part of her responded, He did mark your bed… and you.

Zip it. That's classified. Nobody can know about that yet.

Delgato's voice came back over the radio, "Seriously? Not Clawhauser, I mean me, the precinctshandsome devil, Lion extraordinaire, and King of whatever job or slave-driving Chief makes medo! That king of the duty desk!" he said in a comically exasperated voice.

"Oh, why didn't you just say so?" Nadine said, smirking, "In that case, not a chance."

"Why not?" pleaded Delgato like he was ready to get on his knees.

"First, because I've rejected your previous hundred and fifty-two attempts to ask me out-" she said.

"Hundred and fifty-one," Delgato said cross talking over the radio line, "I've counted."

Ralph cut in, seeming to have recovered from his brief surge of newfound protectiveness, "Delgato,you keep forgetting the time we all went out drinking and you asked Clawhauser, thinking he wasNadine… You swept him around and asked him out and then gave him a whopper of a kiss," Ralphwas smirking fully, "Rremember? Claws said that he usually doesn't swing that way, but he mightmake an exception for you after that kiss."

There was a groan over the radio, "That, was just Clawhauser helping me practice my lines! Itcertainly doesn't count!"

Another cruiser cut in on the radio line and Grizzole spoke up, "Then why did you bring Clawhausera box apology donuts the next morning when you let him down?"

"Those were Thank you donuts for him helping me practice my pick-up lines!" Delgado defendedindignantly.

"Sure they were," Grizzole continued, "That's why the donuts were frosted with cheetah spotcolored icing."

"You all have no sense of style." Delgato muttered.

"Second," Nadine said back, enjoying the bit of normal banter and the break from confusingthoughts about Ralph, "you were talking all week about the twin lionesses your hitting the town withtonight."

"Hey, that doesn't mean we all can't have a good time! I know that they wouldn't mind a fourth."Delgado replied.

"Then send Clawhauser another box of those cheetah frosted donuts, I'm sure with that and apromise of a kiss, he'd be happy to join you for a night on the town." Nadine said smugly, "besides,I'm already taken, I've already got a date,"

Um… girl, part of her mind informed her, you just said that last bit out loud.

"Shit!" she looked at the radio hoping that she wasn't still holding down the transmit button.

She was.

Nadine quickly released it... then hit it again and quickly tried backpedaling, "I mean… that I'm busytonight! I have an errand to do! Won't be able to meet up with you-"

'Nadine!" Came a Delgato's delighted voice.

No, no, no, please just stop right there.

"Who are you going out with? Hold on Clawhauser, isn't here, let me text him, he's going tobe so jealous I heard this first." She could hear the tapping over the radio and groaned as Delgatocontinued to gush, "Fangmeyer, Precinct one's badass, has finally fallen for someone, and judging bythat little slip up and how your trying to cover for it, you've got it bad! Oh, wait, Clawhauser wantsme to tell you something for him," He cleared his throat then in his best imitation Clawhauser voicesaid, "OH M GOOOOOOODDDNNEEESSSS!" Nadine heard a rhythmic thumping and lookedover to see the broad smile on Ralph's face and his tail pounding on the center console.

"This Isn't Funny!" she hissed at him.

"Clawhauser also wants to know who finally stole Mrs. Badass's heart," Delgato continuedexcitedly, before shifting his voice to sound theatrically dejected, "Too bad, and here I was hoping tobreak my record and get an even 200 rejections, but I guess it's just not to be!"

Rhinowitz's voice broke into the chatter, "Nadine! Congratulations! Who is it, is it someone weknow?"

"Sasha!" Nadine tried to say, but the radio line was starting to become jumbled with everyone crosstalking.

"Oh, don't be so shy Nadine, you've had a few fun nights out with us girls, but you've neverconsidered actually dating any of those cats we met at the bar. Ohhh, just wait till Francine hearsabout this! Come on girl, give!"

This was quickly turning into a nightmare so Nadine did the only responsible thing she could thinkof.

"SSHHH – Can't – SHHHHH… Hear.. SHHHHTTT Breaking SHH up." Nadine slammed thereceiver down and shut the unit off.

Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump.

"Sooo, who's this you're going out with tonight? It sounds like you might really like him." Ralphsaid, tail still thumping away madly.

"Oh, shut up!" she growled.

Thump. Thump. Thump.

She snatched his tail to stop it's wagging and snarled at him, which seemed to only make himhappier.

"Get out your phone and find that video Delgato was talking about." she growled, trying hard to stayangry and not let that happy infectious smile mollify her. Ralph glanced at his tail now captive in herpaw with its tip lying in her lap. He tried unsuccessfully to hide a grin and complied.

Ralph glanced at his tail now captive in her paw with its tip lying in her lap and tried, unsuccessfully,to hide a grin and complied.

Nadine huffed, she was just holding the stupid fluffy thing to stop it from making so much noise. Shewas Not playing with it… or stroking it. She would not, no matter how fluffy it was. In fact, shedecided, she'd better keep both paws on it, lest it get away and start thumping again. That was thesafe thing to do after all, the smart thing to do, that fluffy tail was a danger wagging aroundunrestrained like that.

After some tapping on his phone, Ralph found the video and started to hold the phone out over thecenter console but then looked at the awkward viewing position and at his tail, the tip still in her lapcovered now by both her paws.

"Here, this might be more comfortable," Ralph grinned. He shut the cruiser's engine off, reachingover to unbuckle his and then her seatbelt and then slid over the center console to sit next to her. Hiswhole tail thumped once on her lap and her paws automatically snatched back onto it.

Can't have it thumping away now, she justified adamantly to herself.

It was a tight squeeze in the seat with both of them, but after some minor shifting around she found apleasant enough position as Ralph held out his phone in front of them. And if her tail was wrappedaround him, that was just because of the tight space.

The video he'd found was labeled, 'Epic Klutz!'

It was taken from a phone propped up on a coffee table, judging by its viewing angle and the edge ofthe table in view.

A brown bunny buck approaching Hopps who was sitting at another table while she fiddled with hercoffee cup and shot nervously excited glances toward the door. A rose the buck was holding behindhis back was clearly visible from the view of the camera.

At first it looked like the buck was the klutz from how he botched the pickup, particularly withplopping the rose in her coffee, but it quickly became apparent that he was far more of an ass than aklutz, and calling him Judy's ex was being extremely generous.

They watched as the situation became downright hostile after Nick entered and Nadine winced whenthe buck reached into his pocket with his free hand and brought the taser up to the fox's back. Thatparticular brand of self-defense tasers was made by a company called FoxAway that was currently in

the middle of a number of lawsuits ranging from speciestism, to claims of them dangerouslyoverpowering their hand tasers. Nadine nodded her head approvingly when Judy fluidly disarmedthe buck. She moved in a flash with quick controlled motions. The bunny had trained hard and itshowed; She and Nadine had gone a few rounds together in the precincts ring and had foundthemselves nearly evenly matched. For the bunny, it was all about if the other mammal could catchher. When Nadine could get ahold of Judy that was usually the end of the match, but that bunnywas fast and she had one hell of a kick too.

As they watched, Nadine didn't even realize that she'd started stroking Ralph's tail, or how he lightlyrumbled in response. She was too engrossed in watching the worried bunny cradling her partner ashe slowly came to.

It looked like the incident might have finally been the tipping point for the precinct's couple thatdidn't realize they were a couple. The videos minor jitters and the background noise of the café hadvanished. It was so quiet that the phone had easily picked up Nick's statement, a running jokebetween the partners that they said so often, it made every other officer want to shake them and lockthem in a holding cell till they just got on with it.

'-you know you love your dumb fox.'

Nick was on his back his head and shoulders in Judy's lap, looking up at her. She'd stopped cryinginto the crook of his neck and looking right at him, her nose just barely touching his. If it hadn't beenfor the lack of romantic background music, it would have been something straight out of a movie. Acheesy overly romantic chick flick movie, the exact type of movie part of Nadine's minds wasdeviously planning to drag Ralph too. That was one of the vital tests of a real boyfriend after all;would he be willing to let go of their masculine pride and go see such a 'girly' movie with her?

"Yes…" Judy said in the video, "Yes, I d-"

And then McHorn barged through the front doors, and with a shake of the camera, a collective groancould be heard from what seemed like every patron in the shop. There were mutters and curses, andquite cries and lamentations of, "WHY?!", "Godsdamnit!", "Son of a B-", and "Sooo Close".

Watching it both Nadine and Ralph groaned as well, the fox and bunny's heads popped up andaround to stare at the rhino like they'd just been awoken from a dream.

McHorn's usually emotionless face on the other hand, had a growing look of horror, and he broughtboth hands up in a 'I didn't just walk in on you two' gesture, before waving at them, and saying in analmost desperate voice "Sorry, Didn't mean to interrupt. Continue, continue…"

The two small officers looked at each other in confusion before looking back at McHorn, who nowlooked ready to go over and beat his head against the wall, though that probably wouldn't have doneanything besides demolish the wall.

Nick turned his head away from away from Judy right as she glanced down at him, his ears anglingback and away from her. From the perspective of the camera taking the video the inside of his earshad gone bright red, though Judy wouldn't have been able to see it looking down at him. Her ownlonger blushing ears dropped, and she turned to look away just as the fox stole a glance at her, onlyto see a gloomy expression right before she hid it.

There was another universal groan from the audience in the shop as the two awkwardly got up andavoiding looking at each other.

"Wow," Ralph said, staring at the video, "I don't think the timing of any of that could possibly have

been worse."

Nadine nodded her head. Those two made her and Ralph seem like a perfectly ordinary couple.Though something was nagging her about the video. Something she'd seen seemed out of place…

So… you're a couple now? A voice in Nadine's mind noted as she tried to figure out what about thevideo was bugging her

Wait, what?!

You just called yourself and Ralph a couple. The part of her mind reminded her, sounding gleeful.

Possible couple, we're a 'possible' couple, we'll find out tomorrow whether we can actualy be acouple.

Sure. Keep telling yourself that. It replied in a tone that now sounded almost like Megan.

SHUT UP! I'm trying to think!

How or why part of her mind seemed to have decided to emulate that little bobcat, she didn't know.What she did know was that she was going to blame Megan now for all those distracting thoughts.That might be unreasonable, but not a lot of what she'd been feeling for the last day was strictlyreasonable and it was confusing the hell out of her. Ralph was the one going through mating seasonnot her; She hadn't even been very interested in dating since the Academy, so she had no idea wherethe sudden flood of uncontrollable feelings for her partner had come from.

He was funny but still serious about his work, he was caring and had a huge heart, he was someoneshe could always count on, but Ralph had always been so closed off when it came to relationships,not just with her but with everyone. She'd never imagined they'd actually go out because he'd beenlike a closed door. He'd never let anything show until he thought that she'd been about to jump himyesterday and slipped up. That though, had been like the flood gates opening up and she'd hadn't justglimpsed that hidden portion of guarded feelings, she had a full, very clear view.

But why was she feeling this way? Sure, she trusted him with her life, she worked better with himthan anyone else, he was her friend and she liked him since they'd met at the Academy…

Nadine froze as she had a moment of perfect introspection amid the tumbling roiling confused messof her feelings and thoughts, a single frozen moment amidst that tempest, like a bolt of lightning thatlit up a storming night and she could see, just for a fraction of a second, the sharp outlines ofeverything, before the whirling confusion covered it back up.

Fuck. Nadine thought eloquently as she tried to review every memory of her and Ralph all at once,trying to disprove the niggling answer she'd glimpsed now hiding in the recesses of her mind, ananswer in that moment of almost understanding had scared her. She wanted to grab Ralph and neverlet him go, she wanted to flee from him as fast as possible, she wanted… she didn't know what shewanted…

Yes you do.

SHUT UP!

That little voice in the back of her head had just gone from annoying to terrifying.

"Nadine? Nadine. Ow, Nadine!"

Nadine nearly jumped through the roof of the cruiser as Ralph's voice right next to her finallyregistered.

"Ow. Oww. Ow. Nadine, TAIL, Ow."

Nadine realized that she was clutching at his tail like a lifeline and quickly released it.

"Sorry… sorry, I… ah…" Nadine started to say before finding she didn't know what to say.

"You alright Nadine?" Ralph asked leaning into her with a confused expression. He was so closethat Nadine could hear his nose working. "Your scent sort of went haywire there for a few momentswhen you stopped petting my tail and started clutching at it."

"Um... sorry," Nadine said in a small voice, shuffling her paws.

Ralph smiled, his tail thumping back into her lap, "Nadine, you can pet my tail anytime you want,"his eyes seemed to almost go unfocused for a second as he grinned dopily, "That felt amazing…" histail started thumped again, and she had to put a paw on it before it became a safety hazard. Ralphshivered at the contact and then sighed, leaning into her side with a happy heart-melting rumble.

"Yep… you can do that anytime you want…" he sighed again, and Nadine could feel her fur shift ashe breathed in through his nose, right before he gave a sneeze.

"Ugh, way too much deodorant," Ralph said his nose wrinkling and sneezed again, "What's up withthat anyway? I like the way you normally smell, its nice."

Nadine's face suddenly felt like it had just turned into the surface of the sun. She looked at her wolfwho was trying hard not to sneeze again, and the temperature in the cruiser seemed to skyrocket evenmore.

Luckily she was saved from having to answer because Ralph continued after forestalling his anothersneeze.

"But what happened? You sort of froze and your scent spike and was all jumbled. Thought it wasjust the deodorant at first messing with it but then you started holding onto my tail with a death grip."

He was looking at her with such caring concern that it was making her heart beat erratically.

Nadine groaned and clutched his tail to her tightly (but not too tight), "I… I got lost inmy thoughts Ralph… I…" she looked at him and her heart skipped a few more beats. She leanedover and gave him a quick apologetic kiss, before hiding her face and muttering, "Sorry about that."

Ralph looked like he wanted to ask for more of an explanation but instead just smiled and asked,"Better now?"

She ran her fingers through his tail before reaching over to grab his paw.

With a deep breath and a moment of just holding onto his paw, Nadine managed to calm her racingheartbeat.

"Ya… thanks." She said still not looking at him, "Can, can we take a second look at that video,something about it seemed… I don't know… familiar? Off? Something."

Ralph squeezed her paw back and with a quick, comforting, "Sure."

He raised the phone back up and started replying the video.

This time, Nadine didn't focus on Hopps and Wilde but just watched and let her mind wander a bit asshe considered the warm paw in hers. It was only then as she was thinking about that and notconcentrating on Wilde and Hopps that she saw it.

She reached out and tapped the video stopping it and pointed at the corner of the screen where twopolar bears were sitting at a corner table and not particularly enjoying their coffee.

"Them." Nadine said, "look how they're watching Hopps and that buck."

"I'm not one to jump to conclusions," Ralph said squinting a bit as he took a closer look, "But thoselook an awful lot like the kind of polar bears that Mr. Big usually employs."

"yep," Nadine said frowning, before tapping the screen to continue the video.

Her suspicious ratcheted up a few notches when during the fiasco with the buck; one of the polarbears reached into his jacket with a paw, as if reaching for a weapon, only to freeze when Nickgrowled. Nadine and Ralph watched the entire clip again after that, only growing more concerned.The two bears didn't do anything, but their behavior was suspicious, particularly how they hurriedlyleft right after the arrival of McHorn.

Ralph looked at Nadine looking serious, his smile gone, "Think we should report that up to higher?"he asked.

"I don't think so," Nadine said shaking her head, "That was suspicious but we can't prove anythingwith it. And, if higher is keeping this whole thing quiet because they're afraid of a leak, we could putthem in more danger."

"Your right," Ralph said and Nadine felt him give her paw another squeeze, "We'll just tag alongand make sure nothing happens to them then," he smiled up at her and Nadine couldn't resist theimpulse to lean over and touch her nose to his.

"Damn straight, we'll make sure nothing happens to our friends."

Ralph's grin seemed to split his face. He stole a quick kiss making her blush and replied,"Absolutely. What if today is finally the day they figure out what they have together? We can't letanyone get in the way of that either, that would be a tragedy."

Their proximity, position, the taste of Ralph's lips and especially the way he was looking at her, allhappy puppy like, was doing all sorts of strange unexpected things to her insides and Nadine had tolook away before she blurted out something criminally stupid, like a confession. She could feel hertail snuggling around him more, but couldn't stop it. She was trying to battle the forest fire on herface and losing, when it finally registers what she was seeing out of the tinted window.

"Shit! Ralph! Hopps and Wilde just left the coffee shop. Their getting in that cab!"

Ralph's head snapped over to the window, his face snapping back to its serious expression before hescrambled over to the driver's seat.

There was a slight pang in Nadine's chest as his warmth left her side and his paw and tail slipped outof her grasp. But those feelings were sidelined as she buckled back up and Ralph started the cruiser.She reached over and snapped his seat buckle in as he slammed the vehicle into drive and pulled outto catch up to the cab that had almost disappeared down the road. Ralph wasn't going anywhere inher life and she would have time to figure out what this was between them, but for right now theyhad a job to do; they'd been partners for nearly three years and it showed. No matter the situation,together they could deal with it, they could count on each other and anticipate each other's moves,

and right now they needed to focus on keeping the ZPD's two rising stars and their friends safe.

Nick, for a few moments, hadn't been sure if he'd died and gone to some sort of heaven becausewhen he'd awoken, there'd been a gray furred angel holding him, an angle that could also apparentlyhug like a bear. His body still ached and his head was a bit fuzzy, but if this was some sort of dreamhe didn't want it to end. The only problem with it was that his guardian angel had been crying. Itmade his heart sheer in two, part of him feeling like he was dying and part wanting to rage and tearapart whoever had made her cry.

He wanted to see her smile, he wanted to tell her how he felt, but he was scared, scared of losing her,scared of losing the most importing thing to him in all the world, so he did what he always did. Hehid all that aching love and desire behind a smile and a joke, something he'd said what seemed like athousand times, something that always made her smile.

And for a brief fluttering moment he was sure that this was just another dream because as sheresponded, saying those few words that always made his heart want to melt, he'd imagined that hecould almost feel her lips against his, like the touch of a feather, about to kiss him.

His mind, his body, his heart was breaking, crying out for her, and in that instant, that dream likeinstant, he couldn't hold himself back. He needed to kiss her, had to kiss her or he might just die rightthere on the spot, looking at her.

And then the dream shattered with a crash, shout and the wailing of sirens.

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Now Nick sat next to Judy on the table as she gave Francine a full report of what had happened. Theambulance medics had checked him over, and after far too long and his vehement protest that he wasfine, they finally released him and he went over to guard Judy.

She didn't need it, hell, she had saved him… again, but the drive to protect her was too strong andwould not be denied. She might not be his mate, would never be his mate, but he knew that his heartwas already lost to her. There would never be anyone else for him, and he didn't think he couldsurvive going on in life if something happened to her, so regardless of how stupid it was he wouldstay by her side and try to keep her safe.

Nick had to resist the urge to wrap his arm around her. He usually didn't have any issue with hidinghis feelings or stopping those urges, but this winter had been hell on him. He'd never had to gothrough a mating season before with more than a casual interest in some vixen, and it hadn't preparedhim for what he had to fight against every day now. It was like going through a morning mist andthinking he was prepared for a storm, only to find he was in a ragging hurricane. When he was nearher it was a constant fight not to touch her, to hold her paw to glare at anyone else that came nearher, but being away was worse.

He'd come to terms with the fact that she would never see him as a potential mate, the idea wassimply ludicrous, even to him; a bunny falling in love with a fox? Ha, He'd believe that it would raincats and dogs first. There was more of a chance for a freak blizzard in hell or that Buffalo Butt wouldgo around wearing a sign that proclaimed himself to be a big softie. Hell, he'd never have fallen fora bunny if it hadn't been for the fact that Judy was so special. He'd never had even a passing interestin does before and still didn't, not that he was interested in vixens anymore either; now there wasonly one mammal, and there was not another in all of Zootopia, in all of the world that couldcompare to her, that could be as kind, caring, and enjoyable to be around. She'd stolen his heart rightout from under his nose without even meaning to. But unlike her, he was nothing special, just a

reformed ex-hustler, just a fox. It was a miracle that Judy was even his friend, what with the waythey'd started out.

And he knew that his odd behavior was worrying her, he'd caught some of her worried and gloomyglances, like the one right after McHorn had arrived. So he resolved once again to get control ofhimself before he did something stupid and lost her. Judy wasn't interested in him that way and shewas his friend, his best friend. She'd been a better friend than he deserved and he would not lose that.He could notlose her.

Nick was so lost in his thoughts that he didn't notice when his tail had snuck about to wrap itselfcasually around Judy, hadn't noticed when she'd absent mindedly placed a possessive paw on itwithout any realization that her own limb had moved. And neither of them picked up on the shift inFrancine's large face as she watched them while listening to Judy, though it was clear to everyoneelse the elephant seamed ready to knock their heads together out of exasperation.

It seemed to take forever for the situation with the buck to be resolved. But finally, the two otherofficers had collected all the statements they needed, taken possession of the buck after the med techsfinished with his paw and returned Judy her specialized small handcuffs after McHorn had swappedthem out for a regular pair and taken the buck away to their cruiser.

"Nick," Judy said, sounding far less chipper than her usual self as they got up, "I'm sorry you gotdragged into my personal problems. You got hurt because of it. I'll understand if you don't feel up tocoming with me today after all of that and just want to go home and rest. I know you're probably stillupset over your gir-"

Nick could feel himself bristle a bit.

Go home only to sit around my empty apartment and think about Judy? Not a chance. I want to seeher happy and smiling.

Nick stopped her by placing his paw on her head and tussling her fur, to predictable results.

"Ahh! Nick! Stop that, you're messing up my fur!" she squealed as she swatted his paw away andpunched him in the side.

He grunted though it didn't really hurt, she always pulled her jabs when they were fooling around; heknew because she didn't pull them when they trained and those punches hurt. But even if it had hurt,it would have been worth it because he'd gotten the result he wanted. Even as Judy grumbled andsmoothed over her ruffled fur he could see a tick of a smile at the corner of her mouth.

"You're not getting rid of me that easily Carrots. I apparently need to stay close to you for my ownprotection. What would happen if I get attacked by another buck or something scary like a mouse?I'd be in serious trouble without you around to save me."

The corner of her mouth ticked up again, smiling just a tiny bit more, as she muttered, "I'll bet."

"Anyway," he said, bumping her hip like she loved to do to him, "It's always more fun to go outwith your friends, than to stay home by yourself. You promised me a whole day of fun if I went withyou to this silly little concert and you're not getting out of that deal so easily." He walked past herheading for the counter. "Hop to slowpoke, why don't you figure out how we're getting there while Igrab my coffee."

Nick had just started to pull out his wallet as he approached the counter to order, when the baristaslid his drink, already made, over to him and waved his wallet away.

"On the house, officer. Nobody should have attacked you in our shop. Hope the rest of your daygoes better."

"That wasn't your fault," Nick tried saying but the antelope smiled and ignored his offered cardturning back to working on another drink.

Something bumped Nick's hip, "Hop to slowpoke. Our zuber is going to be here in a minute." Judysaid passing him and hopping up to snatch the drink, "And I'll take this if you don't want it."

Nick let out a startled, "Hey!" and reached for his coffee, but Judy deftly dodged him andsipped from his coffee before skipping toward the door smirking.

"Carrots! That's my drink!" He called out and rushed off after her, though he could feel a small smilereturning to his own muzzle.

The Oryx had swapped out positions with her co-worker and watched as he gave Wilde his 'on thehouse' special drink. Her smirk though, turned to a look of panic when she saw the bunny steal hisdrink and start sipping at it. Her coworker shot her a nervous glance, but she had no idea what to tellhim.

"Carrots! Give that back! I need my coffee!" the fox called chasing after the bunny, who tookanother longer sip before moving the cup out of his reach again as he grabbed for it.

"Umm, I should have stolen your coffee before now," She said taking another long sip and smirkingat him, "This is far better than I thought it would be, I think I'll just keep it for myself."

"Carrooots!" Wilde pleaded as she took another gulp, before he finally managed to reclaim the cupand downed the remainder in one long drink, as if worried that she'd steal more if he didn't. "Ofcourse, it's good," he said tossing the cup in the trash and giving her a glare, though that didn't stophim from opening the door for her, "I'm a coffee aficionado, a coffee expert. You should have startedlisting to my coffee advice long ago, then you wouldn't have to steal half my drink to find out whichones are the best." He finished with an indigent aristocratically snooty sniff, as he followed her outthe door.

The Oryx turned to her coworker.

"Please tell me you didn't dump the entire canister of herbal tea in that drink." She whispered in anear plea.

"Look my hoof really did slip," he said defensively, "and they seemed to enjoy it, there's nothing wecan do about it now anyway."

"She's like maybe half his weight! And that was a large cup even for a fox. Expresso and EnergizingHerbal Tea?" She said worriedly.

"As I said, nothing we can do about it now." He shrugged though he still looked a tad bit worriedtoo, "Hey, maybe it'll do some good."

The badger hurried through the busy office that never stopped working, and knocked on a door witha glass window stenciled with his supervisor's name.

"What now?" came an irritated growl and the badger opened the door, shuffled through and shut it,all the while trying to catch his breath.

"Ted, what are you bugging me about this time. You'd have better found a story better than somerumored government conspiracy. That kind of junk would get us laughed at and kill our ratings."The panther said pointedly, "Either tell me you have something actually newsworthy or go backand find me something newsworthy!"

"Check… email…" the badger wheezed, pointing at her computer and couldn't help thinking heneeded to start on some sort of exercise program, because sitting at a desk all day was not apparentlykeeping him in shape.

His supervisor looked over to her computer with a frown, and spent a moment clicking away beforeher frown deepened.

"What's this junk? Some MuzzleBook video?" she said, not sounding impressed.

"Just… watch… it." he said and flopped down in one of the chairs in front of her desk. The pantherdid, her frown going from 'I'm about to toss you out on your ass' level of irritation to an ambiguities'I've seen better".

She scratched her muzzle still not seeming very impressed with it.

"Sure, it's Valentine's day but we already have some loveydovey filler muck to throw in, we don'tneed another couple story. It's got a little flare with that bit with the buck getting arrested and the doeholding the fox, but that might be too dark for a Valetine's day lovebird story. I'm not seeing whyyou think it's so special."

"Ma'am," the badger started, "That's not just anyone, that's Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde, the ZPDofficers that worked the Missing Mammals and Nighthowler cases."

"The ZPD's poster-mammals? The ones that they've been promoting as an example of interspeciesteamwork and cooperation?" she asked seeming mildly more interested.

"Yep," the badge said, now more confident, "That video has started going viral on the web, its viewsare skyrocketing, that's what got my attention. But I did some quick digging, called in to a fewsources. Those two have apparently been sort of tiptoeing around a relationship, the rumor at theZPD is that they haven't done anything yet but are on the verge of official going out together, thoughsome believe that they already are and are just keeping it secret because they're an interspeciescouple."

"Humm, 'ZPD's Secret Couple', 'Budding Love or Hidden Scandal'," the panther said moving herpaws as if trying to imagine which headline might be the best, "That might get some interest. Fitswith Valentine's day and has a bit of intrigue to it. But what about the interspecies side, there's still alot of tension out there from last year. If this doesn't play out right between them, then it could backfire."

The badger shook his head, "All my sources say that they're completely ears over tail in love witheach other. I don't think it'll backfire. This could be exactly the story we need to hammer away at thatlinger distrust; A bunny and a fox, two natural enemies, not only coming to work together for thecity's good, but then falling in love? That's like something right out of a fairy tale. Mammals will eatit up!" he leaned forward in his chair, "I heard that they are going to the Valentine's dayfestival, together. The mayors been trying to push interspecies cooperation and stomp out anyremaining feelings of distrust, and here we have the perfect interspecies couple, and one that's part ofthe ZPD. That video might at most rate just a mention by itself, but if we really jump on this-"

"Yes, we could make quite a story out of it. If it grabs enough attention we could probably push it to

headline news on tomorrow morning's papers." His supervisor muttered.

"Exactly!" The badger said, bobbing his head enthusiastically.

The panther nodded, looked straight at him and spoke in a commanding tone.

"Right. I'll shuffle around some stories for the five o'clock broadcast and warn Peter and Fabienne toexpect a change," she checked her watch, "We don't have anything better right now so we're goingto run with this. That gives you 3 hours to dig up everything you can. And I mean everything. Every.Last. Juicy. Piece. Work your ZPD contacts, I want to emphasize the part about this being aninterspecies couple that work to protect the city. Send people out to contact their coworkers and seewhat they can dig up. Get in touch with our camera crews working the festival and have them keepan eye out for them, I want video of them at the festival and concert. I want shots of them holdingpaws, kissing, something. I'll tell George that this is now the priority and he's to focus everything wecan on it; he'll help you coordinate our resources." She looked at him and made a shoo-ing motion,"Well, what are you still doing here, go! Times ticking."

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Additional Memo found in Classified Operations folder:

I've got a bone to pick with Fate or Destiny or what every cheesy term you use. After I found myselftrapped writing, I swore that I would never NEVER write a one-shot story. PERIOD. Now thatChristmas special I did with Fox in the Hen House was a co-authored piece, so that was only partmine, hence that one-shot doesn't count. Fox in the hen house gleefully egged me on to write thiswhen I bounced the idea off of him, so I decided that this stupid short valentine's day story would beposted in a few segments, therefore making it not a one-shot and preserving my grinchy honor (I mayhave also wanted to dangle some bait for readers and see if I could make any of them break from theanticipation while waiting for Valentine's day, but that's not the point here). The point is that I wastrying to cheat my oath without technically breaking it (like any proud grinch would) of not writing aone shot by writing the story in a few small chapters. Now look where I am? So screw you Fate!And stop laughing at me, because I just put you at the top of my naughty list (Santa is now #2, andthe pirates are #3), you'd better run and hide from my grinchy wrath! Hell hath no fury like that of a

punked grinch!

Chapter 8 - A Burning Fuse

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Chapter 8 – A Burning Fuse

"Where'd they go? Where'd they go?!" Ralph asked frantically.

"RIGHT!, Take a RIGHT!" Nadine shouted, then held on as she was thrown sideways as the cruiserpulled a tight turn.

"There, THERE! In front of the delivery truck!" she said with relief.

"Are all cab drivers nuts?!" Ralph growled out, weaving a bit in the light traffic to get closer.

"In my experience?" Nadine said, finally taking a full breath, "Yes, Yes they are. And really good atjust staying on the far side of doing something we can arrest them for." She added checking the radaragain which was showing the cab going right at the edge of what they would pull someone over for.The driver hadn't broken any laws but he'd come so close in the last couple minutes that he'd strippedthe paint off them.

"Get ready, he's probably going to take-" Nadine started to as the cab braked and slewed around aturn casing the cars near him to honk.

Ralph cursed, working to cut back across the traffic and barely managed to make the exit for thestadium only to come to a tire screeching halt a few moments later as the smaller cab pulled a turnunderneath a parked elephant sized 18 wheeler that was blocking the small side road the cab hadtaken a short cut down.

"Damnit! Ralph, they're going to be get to the Pier before we catch up," Nadine said quicklyunbuckling and throwing open the side door, "Park and catch up to me at the main gates." She shotout of the cruiser dropping to all fours and sprinting under the parked trailer and down the side walk.

"Okay, that had to be illegal," Nick whispered, his heart feeling like it was jammed in his throatwhere it had jumped out of fear as the cab swerved under the trailer.

He felt a small paw squeeze his, which caused his already out of place heart to flip a few times, asJudy responded in a tone that betrayed her fright, "Code 4052, section…, " she gulped as the car

swerved again, " t-two. Small mammal's vehicle exception to rule 332 regarding improperly parkedvehicles blocking normal routes of t-traffic."

Nick gave her a 'are you serious' look before glancing back forward with a look of terror as the viewout of the windshield slewed again. Though, giving it a moments thought, he failed to see howwatching their oncoming doom would do much good.

"Did you memorize the entire Zootopia legal codes list?!" Nick asked, as he watched what seemed tobe an approaching crash as his view of a parked car in front of them grew to encompass the entirefront window.

Judy meeped seeing it, right before the cab signaled and shifted lanes missing it by mere inches, andthen squeaked out a, "Yes"

Nick thinking of how stupid of a question that was considering her work ethic, would have facepalmed, but one paw was holding onto the door and the other was holding onto Judy's and he wasn'tabout to let go of his death grip on either.

"Well-they've-really-pulled-everything-out-this-year,its-probably-because-of-the-concert-I-mean-who-doesn't-like-gazzel?" the squirrel cab drive continued in his unbroken chattering monologgesturing out at the stadium they were passing before pulling a sharp turn and coming to an abrupthalt while not even seeming to pay attention to the road, " -you-two-love-birds-enjoy-yourselves, 'll-be-10.50-please,cash-or-credit?"

Nick shakily handed over some money not even having clearly heard how much the fare was andnearly dragged Judy out of that death trap on wheels, not wanting her near it, let alone in it for morethan a moment longer than they had to be. He hadn't even finished closing the door when the cabshot off, causing Nick to yelp and pull Judy to him.

"We are Never doing that again." Nick said, only realizing that he'd all but wrapped Judy up in a hugwhen she nodded and the back of her head bumped his against his chest. His ears flattened and hequickly let go, but had to make an extra effort of will to get his tail to unwrap from around her.

"Um, sorry about that," he mumbled, looking away trying not to think how nice it was to feel heragainst him, "Tickets, um right, where are the ticket booths?" Nick said looking around beforespotting the booth, grateful for the distraction.

Judy bumped his hip, her face still a little flushed from the cab ride of doom and took his paw in oneof her own. She folded back her ears with the other and putting on a cheery face, though he couldsee she was still breathing a little fast.

"Well, now that that's over, you ready for some fun?" she asked with a smile that did not help his stillracing heart. He had to take in a deep breath before he was sure he had his voice under firm controland wouldn't squeak as he gave her his best smile in return.

"Definitely, Fluff. Lead on"

Megan was just about to leave, heading out for a real party night with some of her friends from thefire station when she heard the knocking again.

Knock, knock, knock.

She stuck her head out the door only to see a beaver and a zebra who was carrying a camera withZNN on it, standing in front of Nadine's door.

"I don't think she's here." the beaver said over to the zebra who shrugged in response.

"Want to try the next address, we need to get something and the door isn't talking."

"Can I help you?" Megan said curious as to why there were newsies here.

"Oh, hello." The beaver said turning to her and using a more professional sounding voice said, "TodIrontail, ZNN, you wouldn't happen to know if Miss Fangmeyer is here would you."

"More like Mrs. now" Megan giggled smugly, thinking of how flustered Nadine had been thismorning. Flustered or not, that tiger sure had moved fast, she wouldn't be surprised if they'd openlymarked each other by the end of the day considering that Nadine had already put a claim on him,"She's out with her new mate right now, what do you all want with her?" she finished refocusing onthe beaver.

"See Tod, she's gone. Let's get going before the other teams beat us to the story." The Zebra saidturning.

The beaver gave him a nod and turned back to Megan, "Thank you Miss. Sorry for disturbing yourday, we were just hoping to ask her some questions about her coworkers," he gave her a pleasantwave and started to follow after the zebra when he stopped and turned back, looking slightly curiousand asked, "Did you say she was newly mated? Our information said that she was single."

Megan couldn't hold back a laugh and pulled out her phone pulling up a very recent picture.

"Oh she was, still technically is, but…" she gave the beaver who was now just staring open jawed atthe picture, a wink, "A little birdy told me that she's already made her choice."

The beaver, still staring at the picture, looked like his mind had just kicked into top gear and had thepedal all the way down to the floor.

"Tod? You coming?" the zebra asked turning back around from the elevators.

That snapped the beaver out of his reverie, and his head popped up as he blurted out, "I thought thatcats and dogs hated each other?"

Megan stiffened a little indignant, "felines and canids, please."

The beaver flushed slightly at his faux pas, quickly apology. Megan only gave a slight nod in return.Those stereotypical terms always rubber her and pretty much every other feline or canid the wrongway when another species used them. She guessed it was probably just like how Nadine hadexplained to her that bunnies hated to be called cute.

The beaver recollected himself and continued, asking her intently, "But they're actual together? Imean, it's just so… unorthodox, especially since they're… well… a feline and a canid."

Megan rolled her eyes as the reporter trailed off, "Oh it's 'unorthodox', but I'm not too surprised.Those two always did seem to get along well as partners at the ZPD, almost too well; it sure wouldexplain a lot."

"There both ZPD officers?" The beaver interrupted sounding like he'd just struck gold.

Megan looked at him, wondering why he found that so interesting, "Sure, Nadine's been workingwith Wolford for years, why does that matter?"

The beaver turned and waved the Zebra over excitedly. "Mark! Didn't Jim say he was going over toan officer Wolford's residence?"

"Sure, did. Got a text from him and Larry, apparently they're being held up by the pack alpha whothought that they were snooping around their neighborhood," he let out a snicker, "Wolves, glad wedon't have to deal with that, come on let's go. We've got a bit of a head start right now."

Instead of following, the beaver pulled out his phone and started typing in a number, seeming evenmore excited. Megan cocked her head now a bit curious herself about what all this commotion wasabout.

"Jim, hey this is Tod, are you still at-" he stopped as the phone erupted with noise.

"Now don't you go ignoring me young man. This is a private community. The gate guard told youthat he wasn't here so why did you sneak in?" a not very happy matronly voice seemed to blast outof the speaker.

"Ma'am, we apologized already, we thought he was just trying to keep us out, we just wanted to askMr. Ralph Wolford a few questions about the ZPD." a different voice nearly pleaded just as anotherspoke up,

"Mom, not everyone that sneaks in is trying to invade our territory for some nefarious scheme. I don'tthink they're lying. Why don't we just have them leave a message for Ralph since he's out on his d-… out on an errand today and let them go on their way?"

The first matronly voice broke back in, "Shush Bill, I don't believe them, and I'll be talking to younext. I went to all the trouble of setting up a date for Ralph tonight, he's too old for all this lone wolfteenage rebellion stuff. It's past time for him to grow up and find a mate. I don't know where he wentscampering off to, but he's not going to skip out on this date… again. You two were talking all lastnight, thick as thieves, and as soon as I'm through with these two you're going to tell me exactly whatall that was about. Now," there was some noise that sounded like the phone being picked up, and thevoice came through more clearly, "Who is this? And if this is a solicitor or-"

"Ma'am," the beaver broke in, "This Tod Irontail, Reporter for ZNN, sorry if there was anyconfusion but we are just going around to interview local ZPD officers for a story."

"This isn't another gossip rag article with crazy stories about city wolf packs is it?" the voice saidsounding rather dubious, "You all and your tabloids spouting nonsense just because we'redifferent have been nothing but trouble for us."

"No, ma'am, nothing like that we were just doing a small article about couples in the ZPD forValentines day-"

There was a laugh, "Then you're barking up the wrong tree, my son hasn't been on a date I haven'tforced on him in years."

"Well, ma'am," the beaver stopped and then, seeming to want confirmation first, asked, "I presumeyou're Officer Wolford's mother?"

"You'd presume right." came a clipped response.

"Well we wanted to ask about his coworkers Judith Hopps and Nicholas Wilde and theirrelationship, but now that you've mentioned your son, I'd like to ask you some questions about himand his new mate."

The was a second or two of complete silence, before a muffled, 'Oh, shit,' and scrambling soundsfollowed by a door slamming shut to the shout of, "BILL! You get back here! What does hemean NEW MATE?!"

"ah-oh," Megan said, try not to sound too giddy, though she was having a hard time as this soundedlike something out of a tv drama, "Ralph might have forgotten to mention some stuff to Nadine."

"Nadine? Who is this Nadine? My son hasn't mentioned any wolf named Nadine. You, who wasthat speaking and what do you know about my son?!"

Megan's smile disappeared. Watching drama was one thing, she didn't want to actually get in themiddle of this drama.

"That was Miss. Fangmeyer's neighbor, she was just showing us some photos of how nice of acouple her neighbor and your son made."

"Fangmeyer?! Nadine Fangmeyer?! His partner at the ZPD, his partner the Tigress?! How longhave they been going out? When did this start? I Can't Believe he's been hiding this from me!" therewas a very menacing sounding growl.

"Um, you know I… ah, gotta go… lots to do tonight," Megan said backing up, before turning andmaking her escape with a quick, "See ya! Good luck with the story!"

Judy had been through quite a few crazy car rides and chases but she was used to being the onebehind the wheel, so that, she reasoned, was why heart was still beating so fast.

She couldn't help but wish that Nick would have held her just a bit longer after that heart poundingcab ride though. She knew he'd only done it in the adrenalin rush of escaping that car given howquickly he had let go, but it had felt wonderful to have him hold her, wrapped up like she wassomething precious to him.

That though, she chastised herself, had been a little undeserved bliss for her.

Judy focused her thoughts and determined back on the present and on making sure that Nick wouldhave as good of a day as she could possibly make for him. Not even the bored-out-of-his-mindemployee behind the ticket booth would dampen her spirit. What did manage to bring it crashingdown thought was the stickers he handed to her.

The larger sticker read 'Somebunny loves you' and the other, a slightly smaller one read, 'FoxyLady'.

She could feel her ears stand bolt upright in alarm as she nearly choked.

"We can't wear these!" she cried out, though the pig behind the booth looked utterly unconcerned.

"You don't have to go to the festival or concert either,"

"But, but!" Judy tired, but he continued right over her protest.

"You choose what to put on them when you called to confirm the reservations. Next!" he wavedthem away.

Judy just stared, her mouth moving up and down but with no sound coming out. She could feel tearswelling up. All she had wanted was to have a day with her partner, her friend, to let go and relax for

a bit, to get Nick's mind off the trouble between him and his carrot be damned girlfriend, this… thiswas going to be like a punch to that wound, this was going to hurt him.

First there had been the coffe house fiasco and now this?! Judy could feel all her emotions boilingover and she was on the verge of breaking down and crying when she felt a paw on her shoulder andwas pulled to Nick's side.

"Come on Carrots, whatever it is it can't be that bad." Nick said softly rubbing her shoulder as shesniffled and felt herself moving along with Nick away from the booth. She hated when she got likethis; she'd thought she'd gotten a handle on her emotional outburst and the waterworks she'dinherited from her dad years ago, but something about today had them roiling out of control just likeher heart after that cab ride. She tried not to, but she couldn't help turning into Nick's side andgripping his shirt as she tried to stop her tears and emotions which seemed to be rioting.

Judy barely noticed when they sat down on a bench, but she sure noticed when Nick's other armwrapped around her holding her in a tight hug. Before she realized it, both her arms were wrappedaround his large chest and her short muzzle was buried in his ruff as she continued to sniffle.

Judy could feel his heart beat, strong and fast and calming, but his paws rubbing softly on her backmade her want to cry more because she wanted him to be able to hold her like this all the time.

"S-Sorry, N-Nick." She sniffed, letting herself just imagine for the moment that he was hers andletting his strong musky scent wash over her, calm her.

"Oh you bunnies, always with the tears, your dad was just like this seeing you speak at mygraduation. I guess it's true and all bunnies are just overly emotional."

Judy tried to refute that, but hiccupped.

She felt more than saw Nick's smile at that, and he whispered to her, "You know I like it more whenyou're happy, but you are pretty cute when you're like this."

That got and angry hiccup and a thump of her paw, but then another hug, since he'd effectivelystopped her tears, just like he'd probably planned to.

Dumb lovable sly fox.

Nick responded to the hug for a moment but then he moved back and gave an embarrassed cough.

"Well, let's see what upset you so much," and before Judy could protest he'd deftly snatched thestickers out of her paw to look at them.

"Nick, no!"

He tried not to show any reaction, but she was leaning right up against him reching for the stickersand felt it, felt his body go ridged for a second, heard his heart rate spike. It might not have shownbut she knew that somewhere deep inside the sight of those stickers had hurt.

"Well, I do think you'd make quite the vixen, if a do say so myself, Judy," Nick said, trying to brushit off as a joke, just like he always did.

"Nick, I'm so sorry, Clawhauser grilled me yesterday about the passes, I didn't think he'd call and…and do that!"

Nick took the large of the two stickers, looked at it for a second before peeling it and sticking it on

his shirt in the same spot that he'd worn the Junior Detectives sticker all the way back during theMissing Mammals case. He looked at her and smiled, or tried to smile, she could see the cracks in it,a bare shadow of pain that he was keeping locked away.

He reached out and ruffled the fur on her head.

"Don't worry about it Carrots, Benji's probably just heard too, in fact, I've heard that a certainbunny knows she loves me." he finished just like he always teased.

She thumped him with her paw again, then sighed and let her head fall against his chest.

"Nick! You know I do." She sighed again before continuing, "But what about others when they seethat?" she could feel him shift ever so slightly at that but he responded with his flippant hustlerpersona that was his fallback.

"So what?"

"Nick, they'll assume that… that we're together!"

Another subtle but uncomfortable shift from him and this time when he responded his voice had lostsome of its cheer.

"I… I guess you wouldn't want that. Sorry fluff, I wasn't thinking. I just don't want to see you sad."

"Nick! I don't care about what others think! You're my friend. What I'm worried about is what yourgirlfriend will think if this gets back to her! I don't want to ruin that for you!" Judy said and closedher eyes feeling tears from anger and sadness welling up at the thought of that stupid vixen.

Nick had gone entirely still and Judy, realizing how inappropriately close she was to him, scooted offhis lap to sit next to him.

Nick turned his head and gave her an odd look she couldn't interpret and then asked, "Um…girlfriend?"

"Yes, your girlfriend." Judy said a bit sharply, trying to not to burst into tears again or fly off into arage at the thought of that stupid fox stealing vixen. She knew that those reactions were overboardand unjustified, but for some reason she simply couldn't understand she was having an impossibletime trying to keep her emotions bottled up right now.

"Carrots, I don't have a girlfriend." Nick said still seeming completely lost.

Judy rubbered her eyes tiredly wishing she didn't have to deal with this. "Nick, everyone at theprecinct knows you have a girlfriend, you don't need to keep it secret."

With her paws over her eyes she didn't notice till it was too late and couldn't avoid his finger thatflicked her nose.

"You need to check you gossip sources Fluff, because I don't have a girlfriend."

"Nick, I'm not dumb, I know that it's mating season for you. I've seen how you've been acting," hewent rigid again at that, his heart rate skyrocketing and she poked him in the chest, "See! Just likethat. I know there's some vixen you're in love with. Don't try to deny it!"

Nick's face had gone blank, completely unreadable blank, even to her. He just looked at her utterlyexpressionless like that for she didn't know how long before he facepalmed, muttering, "Dumb

bunny."

"Am not! Dumb Fox!" She whacked him in the arm, maybe a little harder than she normally did.

"Ow! Careful there Fluff! Geeze, you're gonna break me one day if you keep that up." he rubbed atthe spot theatrically but sighed when she didn't let up with her narrowed look.

"Fine, Carrots. Your right, or partly right at least. There's a lady, a very Foxy lady that I'm in lovewith." He looked so wistful for a moment saying that but then his ears drooped and his shoulderssagged, before he continued dejectedly, "But she's not my girlfriend."

Now it was Judy's turn to feel confused, and she blurted out, "But why not?!"

Nick shook his head sadly, "Besides that she's too good for me?" Judy gave an incredulous snort atthat and he stopped and looked at her seeming to examine her face as if trying to see if sheunderstood, but ended up sighing again.

"She is too good for me, but more importantly she's not interested in me like I am in her." he finishedall his normal spirit seeming to go out of him.

Judy looked at him, looked at the glimpse behind his mask at the hurt that he kept hidden fromeveryone else. As much as she hated to do it, she couldn't let that stand. She didn't want to, shewanted to take him for herself, but she could see how much this girl meant to him and she couldn'tbear to see him like this. She reached out and put her paw on his arm, and he flinched almost as if hewas scared.

"Nick, you can't give up. If you really love her then you have to keep trying. I want…" she had totake in a deep breath and hold back the tears, "I want to see you happy Nick, I want to meet this girlonce you win her over and… and… be there at your wedding, m-maybe I can be your best mammal,give a speech and toast." Judy felt like something was being torn apart inside as she spoke, but thiswas Nick. He was her best friend, the most important mammal in the world to her. She'd sufferanything to see him happy, even suffer through watching as he went off to marry someone else.She'd bare it because she loved him.

Nick though just gave her a sad smile that broke her heart.

"Thanks, Judy. But it's not enough. I can't change what I am," he gestured at himself, "I'm just a redfox, she'd never be interested in me."

She's not interested because he's a red fox? Is she a different type, maybe an arctic fox? Wait, therewas that ZBI agent we worked with a while back, one he joked with the entire time.

Judy could feel her paws clench with rage,

Her?! Is that who he's in love with? And she doesn't want him because he's a RED fox?!

"If she doesn't want you just because you're a red fox, then she's the Stupidest, DUMBEST, mammalthat ever lived!" Judy ground out venomously.

Nick gave a sad short laugh at that, "Don't say that to her face, she might just clobber you if you do."

"I'd like to see her try!" Judy spat, crossing her arms, "I'd pound her into the ground."

When today is over I'm going to track down that fox, what was her name, Sky or something? Sheand I are going to have a little talk about not breaking my foxes heart!

Nick gave her another short laugh, this one a little less sad, and then gave her a hug, not a huge hug,but one that let her know that just being there, by being his friend, that it helped.

"Nick," she hugged him back and forced the next words out despite how they hurt, "If you love her,don't give up."

He gave her one more squeeze and then sat up breaking the hug. She could see a small smile on hisface, small but real.

"Okay, Fluff. But we're supposed to be having fun today. Just you and me." he took the othersticker, peeled it and reaching around, slapped it on her back. "There now we can go and you won'thave to worry about seeing it." she punched him again, his smile growing a little too smug, but itwasn't a hard punch and she could feel her own lips curve up just a bit in a smile.

"Fine," she slid off the bench and grabbed his tie yanking him of the bench too, "Today is just forus, We're not going to think about dumb vixens, We're going to go and have a blast, the time of ourlives! You'll have so much fun you won't have to think about her all day!" she finished grandly,leading him on and into the park.

She was so focused on keeping her ears up and forward, keeping her expression as cheerful andhappy as she possibly could she missed hearing Nick's barely mumble, "Won't work, I'll always bethinking of my bunny."

Nick reclaimed his tie and strode up next to her his paws casually in his pocket and bumped her hip.

"Okay, Fluff. I'll take you up on that, I want a day I'll remember forever, the time of my life." Hesmirked down at her his sly smile and swagger back in full, "And If it doesn't hold up to thatstandards then you'll just have to try again."

"Is that a challenge?" Judy responded feeling a bit of giddy excitement as they fell back into theirnormal banter that she enjoyed so much.

"Is that a challenge?" Nick repeated contemplatively, "Yes. Yes, it is." he grinned, "so Fluff what doyou want to do first."

"You know, I've never been on a real rollercoaster," Judy said looking around at some of thewooden and steel rides that towered over different segments of the pier, "Closest thing we had inbunny burrow was the tractor hay rides."

Nick straightened up, puffing out his chest and ruff, "Well, we can't have that now! How can youcall yourself a Zootopian without ever having ridden a real rollercoaster?!" He took her paw, sendinga tingle down her arm and up her ears as he led her in the direction of the nearest rollercoaster, alarge wooden contraption, still gesturing theatrically, "Just won't do! Won't do I say! Come my dearwe must remedy this immediately!"

Ralph slowed down to a walk as he approached the entrance to The Pier and pulled out his phone. Ithad taken him a few minutes to park the cruiser and he was worried that despite Nadine's efforts theymight have lost Hopps and Wilde. In a place as crowded as the Pier and with all the excitement andfood and everything else it would be incredibly difficult to track them down by scent, and even if hetried it would be like sticking a neon sign over his head proclaiming what he was doing. Not the sortof thing he could do if they were going to keep their cover intact.

He put the phone up to his ear and heard the line connect, "Nadine, I'm almost there, you still havethem in sight?"

"Yep, we got lucky." Her voice came back, and even through the phone, just hearing her made himwant to wag his tail. He didn't know exactly when he'd fallen in love with Nadine because it hadsnuck up on him, taking one small piece of his heart at a time until it was all hers. He probablyshould have recognized it earlier, considering how his interest in the wolves his mother was alwaystrying to set him up with had gone from a casually flirtatious, 'let's have some fun, but not get into aserious relationship' to completely uninterested. It was when his younger brother Bill had jokinglysaid that he was slipping as the packs lone wolf heartbreaker that he'd started to suspect what hadhappened… well that and certain dreams always about a particular tigress that had started to becomemore frequent and far more intimate might have also clued him in.

For a long while after that realization he'd been confused and worried. He'd never imagined in hislife that he would fall in love with a mammal that wasn't a wolf, and especially not a feline. He'dbeen surprised at the academy when he'd been forced to work with Nadine, a tiger, but had actuallygotten along well with her. He'd imagined that they would have always been constantly bickering ortaking digs at each other. It was one of those stereotypes that persisted and that everyone believed tosome degree because there was a grain of truth to it. Felines and canids didn't get along all that well,it was like they were two different sports teams with an old deep rivalry (which was an apt metaphorconsidering the rivalry between the Prowlers and the Pack, the all feline and all canid soccer teams)

For the last year though, Ralph had found himself not worrying about the fact that he was in lovewith his partner, a tiger, but worrying about how his family, his pack, would take the news, andfar far more importantly how he was going to try and win Nadine's heart over. He'd been makingplans (lots of plans since he'd thrown most of them out after reviewing them) about how he wasgoing to subtly ask Nadine out on a date this spring when he didn't have to deal with the urges ofmating season; he'd ask her out to something casual, something that they might go to as friends, andslowly gauge her response, slowly try to win her over with one small date at a time. His biggest fearhad been that if he just blurted out how he felt, she'd reject him out of hand for the sheerpreposterousness of it. Not that his plans had done him much good yesterday in the viewing room.

He'd thought he'd screwed everything up, thought she was about to crush his small fledgling hopes,and then he'd smelled it. Nadine's scent was different than a wolf's, she was a tiger after all; it wasless musky, more with a sharp tang, something of danger, of fresh autumn air and a hintof wild jungle. He'd found that he'd become addicted to her scent and all the nuances and slightchanges that came with her moods, the shift in its flavor when it became as buoyant and warm as herlaugh when she was happy or when it smelled more like a hint of summer fields when she was inone of those patently languidly lazy moods only felines where capable of.

He'd smelled a shift in her scent he hadn't been sure of, something he'd only caught the faintest traceof here or there before from her, like during their graduation ceremony from the academy whenthey'd gone out celebrating. This time though, it hadn't been faint, it hadn't been subtle, and this timehe recognized what it had been.

The realization that she was attracted to him had hit him like a sledge hammer. He'd thrown cautionto the wind and actually asked her out, asked her what he'd wanted to for so long, what he'd been soafraid to ask before. And while she might have run at that question, she hadn't said no and the spikein her scent, had been like a blazing trail for him to follow. He'd felt like howling out his joyyesterday, had barely managed to stop himself from doing exactly that and proclaiming to the entireprecinct that 'She Likes Me!'. Chasing a tiger might not be the smartest thing to do but he'd chasedanyway. He hadn't cared if she turned the tables on him, hell she had this morning and he'd lovedevery second of it. After realizing that she liked him, liked him not as a friend but as potentiallysomething more, he would have chase after her to the ends of the world. The only thing that wouldhave stopped him was if she asked him to. And despite running, despite her silence and refusal toadmit anything, she never once said she didn't like him, or that she didn't want to be with him.

That revelation had destroyed all the barriers he'd used to keep his feelings for her bottled up. Heloved her, wanted to be with her for the rest of his life and while she hadn't openly said so back yet,her actions, her scent, her kisses told him all he needed to know. It had been so much like a dreamcoming true that he'd lost it a little this morning; he'd gone into her living room filled with not just hernormal scent, not just her arousal, but a sweeter flavor that told of sexual release. And his shirt hadbeen there, covered in that scent of hers.

It was probably a good thing she'd locked him in her room because he'd been completely lost to hisdesires, he would have continued kissing her, would have made love to her, would have marked herand claimed her as his, his mate, right there and then. In that state, it hadn't matter to him whetherhe'd asked her, whether she'd had time to think about it or even to agree. He wanted her, needed her,and he'd been lost to his primal side that screamed to claim her before someone else did.

Now with his wits back in control, or mostly back at least; he found that while he couldn't simplykeep his feelings bottled up anymore, he at least wasn't (too) worried that he was going to jumpNadine and mark her like he'd done to her bed. He could wait until she felt ready to tell him how shefelt too.

"Ralph, you still there?"

Nadine's voice broke him out of his reverie, "Yep, sorry about that, where are you at?"

"To the left of the gates, I've got eyes on Hopps and Wilde. They've been sitting on a bench insidesince I caught up."

Ralph looked around and spotted his mate, well not his mate yet but he couldn't help thinking abouther that way; instincts were hard to fight against. He changed directions and headed over to herputting his phone away.

Nadine spotted him approaching a few moments later and gave him a wave.

"They're on the fourth bench down across the road inside, see them?" she asked once he was closeenough that they could speak normally and not be overheard. Ralph took a cautious glance spottingthem and then turned back to Nadine, not wanting to draw attention by staring.

"I see them." he answered, and couldn't help taking a long breath. After her sprint, Nadine's scentwas more noticeable through the heavy amount of deodorizer she'd put on. It was intoxicating asalways with a hint of excitement, though the deodorizer shrouded much of it. There was also a hintof something else underneath it, something like artificial flowers, maybe a perfume, though whyNadine, who never wore perfume, (not that she needed it with how wonderful she scent was) wouldput on some only to bury it under deodorizer he didn't know.

Ralph focused once again back on the present as they had a job to do and because even if they wereofficially mates it was still rude to sniff someone in public.

"Okay, we ready to go in and have a fun exciting day at the festival and not look like we're here totail a little bunny and fox?" Ralph joked, giving Nadine a smile.

"Already picked up our passes from the ticket booth," Nadine said holding one out for him and thengave him a hard look, "And how did you set that up anyway?" she asked.

Ralph couldn't help the grin that slid across his face. He'd really just gotten lucky but he still felt a bitof undue pride at his accomplishment, "My younger brother has some friends that work here. I askedhim for a favor and he set it up for us."

Nadine raised an eyebrow at that crossing her arms, before saying, "And did you go telling yourbrother about us?"

Ralph tried not to let his smile go out of control at her tacit admission that they were a couple, but hewas pretty sure his tail's wagging gave him away as he replied diplomatically, "Well… I may havetold him about this beautiful girl that I'm in," he stopped rethinking his word choice given her currentedict on what he wanted to say, "-girl that I like, and that I'm dating, *ehem* going to be dating." Hequickly corrected.

He looked back at her still neutral express and quaked his head, before asking, "Why'd you ask?"

Nadine gave out a huff like she wanted to be mad but couldn't and held out two heart shapedstickers.

"Because, were supposed to wear these at the festival and your brother apparently choose what toput on them."

Ralph took a closer look at the stickers and saw that one read 'Your Puuuurfect' and the other read'Howl at THIS full moon'.

"Oh, I'd totally howl for you." Ralph said before his brain caught up with his mouth and he shut itwith an audible snap. He took a look at Nadine who was both blushing and looking a bit peeved.

"Um…" Ralph backtracked sensing danger, "I'll, ah… I'll have a talk with my brother later." Hesaid, giving Nadine what he hoped was a winning smile.

Luckily for him, he caught sight of Hopps moving off of the bench, and gestured in their direction."Opps, we'd better hurry or we're gonna lose them!" he snatched the first sticker out of her paw toput on his shirt, "We better put these on if we're supposed to wear them." He gave her another smilejust for good measure before heading toward the gates.

Nadine's sighed, and grumbling, started peeling the sticker and followed him toward the gates.

"Come on, come on, just pick up." mumbled Bill Wolford staring at his phone. His older brother wasprobably going to be pissed at him but he at least deserved a warning.

The phone clicked and the voice mail message started playing

'This is Ralph, sorry I can't-'

Shit, well I hope he checks his voicemail soon.

'-please leave me a message after the tone. *Beep*'

"Ralph, watch out, Mom's on the war path!" Bill started a bit frantically before getting control of hisvoice, "She found out about you dating your tiger and then went over to her apartment to confrontyou two about hiding it and ended up talking, well arguing, with the landlady over there. Sheknows all about your 'morning'," he couldn't hold back a small snicker and smile at that though, "ohand I must say nice! I can't believe you and her are already going at it! Kudos to you! I know yousaid you were serious, but man do you work fast! That and there's some," he paused momentarily,"okay, a lot, of rumors going around that you two have already claimed each other. So, um…congratulations on your new mate, but um… Mom's not, well… happy," he looked around like shemight track him down just by his utterance of her name and gave a cough and quickly muttered,"pissed as hell *cough* about you two eloping and she… um… well she also found out about your

plans to move out of the neighborhood and she thinks you're trying to leave the pack!"

He didn't realize he'd started pacing and couldn't help but add a worried, "You're not right?" beforepulling his courage together and getting to the real point of this call, "Oh… and… she might havecornered me and gotten me to tell her about that little favor I did for you setting up your date today,so um… have fun and watch out for mom! She grabbed dad and they might be headed your way!Cya!" He ended the call and looked at the phone wondering if he should call again or just leave himwith the message.

"Well, I tried…" he mused, before shrugging and turning around to head toward his bedroom in thehouse he and Ralph had been splitting rent on, "Anyway, there's a cute arctic wolf that's gonna needa valentines date tonight since Ralph obviously isn't going to be going out with her, and I need to getready."

Nadine tried not to think as she walked with Ralph.

They were holding paws, because Ralph had pointed out that it would be 'suspicious' and wouldcompromise their cover if they didn't, which she conceded made sense. The problem wasn't that shedidn't like it, but that she liked it a little too much. She'd realized that she'd started to subtly walkcloser and closer to Ralph, almost rubbing up against him when his tail started going into overdrive.Thank Rajah though, she caught herself and stopped before she'd actually started doing somethinglike purring. That, especially with that stupid sticker he was wearing, would have been mortifyinglyembarrassing.

Not that hers was any better. In fact it was far, far worse because there hadn't been any good place toput it. Ralph had been trying not to stare but she kept catching his glances over to her and inevitableto her chest. He'd already gotten a free look this morning, he didn't need to keep looking.

His phone went off in the middle of one of those glances and he flushed as it startled him and herealized she'd caught him staring. She might have berated him, but he looked so cute blushing likethat, that she simply couldn't, so she decided she give him a pass… just this once.

Instead, she asked, "You going to answer that?" and then looked up to make sure that their targetswere still in sight ahead of them.

Ralph pulled the phone out and looked at it before silencing the call and putting it away, which wasunusual for him.

He seemed to sense her curiosity because he smiled at her again, which did not help her self-control,and replied, "Might not be the best time for me to talk to my brother, he'd probably ask how our dateis going."

"You told him this was a date?!" Nadine nearly yelped.

"Well, I couldn't tell him it was an undercover, off the books operation, now could I?" Ralphreturned with a grin, "Don't worry, I've got something special planned for our real first datetomorrow."

"You'd better," muttered Nadine, before pointing out the line that Hopps and Wilde had gotten intoand heading for it. She looked back over at a slightly nervous looking Ralph and couldn't help buttease him a bit

"So Ralph how do you feel about rollercoasters?"

…

"Nadine?" Ralph's now very concerned voice said from beside her as they sat in one of the mid-sizedcars as it clattered up the incline of the wooden rollercoaster, "Did I ever mention that I'm not a fan ofheights? Like really really not a fan of heights?"

She reached over and patted his thigh smirking a bit, "Oh you're not saying you're scared now areyou?" she teased him happily; there wasn't much that got to Ralph but it seems she might have justfound a weakness.

"NO!" he replied quickly, though he grabbed her paw and didn't let go, "I Am NOT Scared of- Ohmy gods how high up are we?!" Ralphs hold on her paw became a death grip as he made the mistakeof looking over the side

It might not be one of the new steel rollercoaster at the Pier but this one was one of the originalclassics and had remained through the years because for what it lacked in the new fancy steelcoasters twist and turns, it made up for that with its sheer size.

Nadine leaned over still grinning and whispered just loud enough to be heard over the clatter of theride, "Shhh, Hopps and Wilde are only a few cars ahead in the smaller mammals car, don't wantthem to hear us now," she gestured forward where they could see Hopps, who was nearly bouncingwith excitement as she chatted with Wilde who looked just as calm as he normally did, "Plus if anitsy bitsy bunny can handle this so can we."

"She's not a normal bunny!" Ralph hissed back leaning as far away from the side of the car aspossible and right up against Nadine. "She's a total adrenaline junkie! We both saw the video of hercar chase a month ago, the one that nearly scared Francine to death! She was grinning like amaniac!"

Nadine shifted in her seat and let her tail slip around behind Ralph so that it lay curled around hisback with the tip sitting on his lap. He scooted a bit closer seeming to calm slightly.

"How does this not bother you at all?" Ralph asked glancing over at the side again, only to whip hishead back. They were reaching the peak of the ride and the view was quite nice.

"Most felines like to perch, most of us like that feeling you get sitting somewhere out of the way orhigh up as you watch everything, guess this just feels natural." Nadine replied as they crested the topof the ride. Her enjoyment of the view though, came to an abrupt end when her stomach seemed tojump up about a foot from where it should have been in a way that was anything but natural.

"That Was AWESOME!" Judy squealed, bouncing and fist pumping the air as she and Nick left theride.

"Enjoyed that, did you?" Nick asked still looking as calm as a cucumber though his lips were curledup in the corners giving away the smile he was trying to hide.

"YES!" She bounced up and kissed his cheek, then blushed furiously as she realized what she'ddone.

"Sorry! Sorry, I just got a little excited there," she said looking away embarrassedly and missing howNick's paw went up to the spot she kissed. "It's just that that was so much fun and I wouldn't be hereif you hadn't agreed to come with me… so, um thanks." She finished a bit awkwardly.

Nick passed her, then turned around, his arms behind his back as he walked backwards while

leaning down so his head was level with hers. He gave her his full hustler grin and said, "Don't gothanking me yet Fluff, that was just one ride, and one of the older ones at that. Want to go try one ofthe newer steel rollercoasters?" His grin got wider, "Then maybe you can give me a real kiss asthank you."

"Nick!" Judy said feeling her cheeks heat up at his teasing and tried to swat her overly smug fox buthe danced a few steps backwards out of her reach grinning even more.

She held her breath for a second, indignantly but that only caused Nick to let out a laugh. A reallaugh, not a polite laugh or a casual laugh at some joke but a real laugh from deep down, the kind oflaugh that she'd only heard him give a few times on rare occasions when he was truly happy. It was asound that she loved hearing.

She let out her breath in a long sigh but couldn't hold back a smile.

"Fine, lead on Slick. Show me a real rollercoaster then."

Nick made an exaggerated bow before turning back around to walk next to her, one arm goingaround her shoulder and the other gesturing in front as he said, "As my lady commands! This way, ifyou please."

She let out a giggle and couldn't help leaning into to him. "Do you always have to be so dramaticNick? Everything in life isn't a joke or a hustle."

He gave her a look that clearly showed he disagreed. "Does that even deserve an answer?"

"Does that even deserve an answer?"

"Well then, what's your hustle this time?" she asked nudging him playfully.

Nick reached up and scratched his chin in a thoughtful manner before speaking, "Well, if you won'ttell anyone… see this sly fox was going to hustle a thank you kiss out of an innocent cute littlebunny."

"Nick! I've told you not to call me cute!" Judy scolded him her ears heating up.

"Oh, you thought I was talking about you?" Nick said casually, his grin growing to the point itshould have broken his face as he looked her up and down, "Hummm, now that I'm looking at you Iguess cute might describe you too."

He was off and running through the crowd, before her punch could connect, laughing the entire timeas Judy gave chase with an outraged cry of "NICK!"

"Ralph, don't you even think of it!" Nadine hissed grabbing him, all but dragging him away from thepicture counter after the rollercoaster that showed images of all the seats during the ride, and morespecifically away from the screen that showed a wide-eyed tigress in the middle of a scream with herfur standing on end. A tiger who was also clutching at the wolf seated next to her, who judging bythe idiotic grin visible on the little bit of his face that wasn't being crushed into the breast of thetigress, seemed to be enjoying the ride far more than the tiger was.

"Hopps and Wilde are headed out already, come on." She huffed

"Best rollercoaster ride ever," Ralph said still grinning as he followed, "Don't you think?"

She turned and leveled a finger at him, growling, "Don't you say anything about that!"

"Aww," he mimicked her voice from earlier, "you're not saying you were scared, now are you?"

"Bite me," she growled back.

Ralph grinned and nipped her finger.

Nadine let out a startled, almost strangled and utterly embarrassing 'Eep!" and stared at Ralph herheart pounding away and her breath coming a little short.

Ralph took step closer, and Nadine tried saying something but her mouth didn't seem to beresponding, not that it would have done any good because he stood up on his toes and stole a kisswhile she was too stunned to stop him.

Withdrawing a few inches, he looked at her face and whatever he saw made him grin in avery pleased manner. He gave the corner of her jaw a quick nip that sent tingles and shivers throughher and made her breath even more ragged, before saying coyly into her ear, "Hopps and Wilde aregetting away, we better hurry."

Nadine found herself being led along by a tail wagging happy Ralph, his paw holding hers and onlyone thought managed to make it into her mind.

I am in sooo much trouble.

"Picture A113 please" Judy said handing over some money.

"Seriously Carrots?" Nick said, and glared at the picture, which showed him, cheeks and tongueflapping like some teenage wolf sticking his head out a car window. "Fine if you want to play it thatway, I'll just have to get some blackmail of my own," he turned to the elephant behind the counter,"I'll take picture A115 please."

"Really Nick?" Judy said looking at him with an amused expression, "And what are you going to dowith that?"

Nick handed over some cash and took the picture in return before waving it in front of Judy,tauntingly.

"Oh, I don't know…" he started off casually but with a growing smirk, "you know? There might besomeone that would love to see this picture of you with your cheeks flushed and ears flapping backlike streamers. I even think I know what he will say, probably something like this," he shifted to ahigh pitched comical voice, "OOOOOOHHHHH M GOOOODNESSSSSSS! She'sSoooooo CUTE!"

"Well two can play at that game!" Judy said flustered as Nick dodged her retaliatory strike, he wasgetting too good at that. She turned back to the counter slapping some more money down on it.

"The Deluxe package deal for seat 21 please." She said and grinned back at Nick evilly. PictureA113 hadn't been the only good picture of him. In fact, she'd been looking for an excuse to buy thatpackage anyway. There was one picture at the beginning of the ride where Nick had been leaningover to tease her and the camera had caught him just right. He had a small beautiful smile on hismuzzle and the angle and lighting had made him with his thick russet fur look like the mosthandsome mammal she'd ever seen. And maybe… if she let her imagination wander, the picturemade it look like they were more than just friends.

Nick sniffed and then slapped some more money down next to hers, saying, "The Deluxe packagedeal for seat 20!" and then returning her evil look, "Don't forget Carrots I have your sister's numberfrom when we went to visit your family."

"You wouldn't!" Judy said aghast.

Nick leaned over to her, his nose close to hers and whispered, "Wouldn't I?"

"If you send those to Jessica, I'll… I'll…" She didn't know what she would do, she was nose to nosewith Nick her paw jabbing him in his chest with each word,

"I'll…" poke,

Nick was so close, his heavy musk seeming to surround her, clogging her brain as her heart seemedto race out of control, she tapped his chest again, ineffectually, "I'll…"

His grin grew almost predatory, which only caused a heated flush to ripple through her, "You'llwhat Judy?" he asked almost growling in a way that was perversely happy and made another herbody shiver with another hot flush. All she could see now was his eyes, his gloriously emerald greeneyes that were like windows into who he was, the real fox behind the mask, her fox; windows shewas falling into.

"I'll…" she was breathing hard, lost in his eyes, her body seeming to react on its own.

I'll kiss him

Her view of those eyes was broken as an envelope appeared, blocking them.

"Here you two go, enjoy your day."

The spell from Nick's eyes broken, Judy looked up to see the trunk of the elephant holding theenvelopes with their pictures between them.

Judy gave her head a small shake to clear it before reaching up to take the envelopes with a mutteredthanks.

What was I thinking?! I almost kissed him! I can't kiss Nick! What kind of friend would I be if I didthat?! He's in love with that stupid ZBI agent.

She needed something else to focus on and right Carrot Freaking now.

Judy grabbed Nick's paw and pointed at the nearest rollercoaster.

"Come on Nick! Let's try that one next!" she said trying to focus all her excitement on the ride,though all she seemed able to think about was the fox she was dragging along behind her. A fox thatwas still making her heart race, a fox that was causing her to feel far too hot for this time of year, afox that she was afraid if she looked back at right then she'd kiss.

"Are they going to go on every damned rollercoaster here?" Nadine tried not to whine as theyheaded off following Hopps and Wilde, her whiskers drooping. They'd been tailing them for whatseemed like an eternity now as they dashed from one ride to the next, like kits on a sugar high.

"I hope not," Ralph said from next to her, not sounding very enthusiastic either, "I don't like the steelones, the seat restraints on those ones are too restrictive."

Nadine nodded, though it wasn't that the seat restraints were tight that bothered her, it was that shecouldn't hold more than Ralph's paw on those rides. At this point she didn't care how it looked, beingable to hold onto Ralph made the whole terrifying experience of those gut-wrenching falls and turnsbearable.

"I mean come on," Ralph continued a bit exasperatedly, "They've started making faces at each otheron the rides just for the cameras!? It's like the ride doesn't faze them at all!"

Nadine was about to respond but then she saw where they were Wilde and Hopps were headed.

"Ralph." She barely managed to squeak out, her ears pinning back and her tail wrapping protectivelyaround herself, "Please, please, tell me they're not going to that one. Please."

Ralph looked forward at the steel monstrosity and gulped. He looked back over at Nadine and thensidled up to her, wrapping an arm around her, though she wasn't sure if that was to comfort her orhimself.

"We… we *gulp* we can handle it, Nadine. We've been through worse," he tried to reassure her,but she heard his muttered 'I think'. Ralph seemed to muster his courage though and managed to gaveher a smile even if it looked rather brittle.

"Just think about it like a… a car chase! Yes, exactly, just like any of the car chases we've beenthrough together."

Nadine could feel her fur standing on end as she looked up… and up at the coaster track where a carthat roared along it twisting around in spirals and pulling the most ridiculous turns that a must havebeen thought up by a truly sadistic mind.

"Ralph, when we're in a car chase you're driving. I trust you, I don't trust that… that death ride!"

Ralph just held her tighter staring as well, his ears folding back to as he watched the car rip along thetrack in a blur.

"We'll make it." He said his voice sounding a little shaky, "We've got to keep an eye on those two,and if they can do it so can we."

Nadine swallowed and gave a small nod, and they started moving forward again.

"Think you can handle this one?" Nick teased as the line moved forward, "You looked ready tojump out of your seat in the photo on that last ride." He waved said photo in front of her and had tojerk his paw back as Judy tried snatching it from him.

"That was only because you started tickling me with your tail!" she huffed, after failing to grab it,"That's not fair! My tail isn't that long."

"And my ears aren't as long as yours either," Nick said back, which got Judy to grin.

"I don't know what you are talking about." She said haughtily though she couldn't stop grinning.

"Sure, Fluff, your ears just happen to keep booping my nose."

"That ride turned a lot, it's not my fault." She said still in that haughty voice and Nick couldn't holdback a laugh any longer. He reached over and ruffled the fur on her head again and when shesquawked he lowered his arm to her shoulder and pulled her over to his side. Between two foxes that

would have been something far too intimate for 'just friends' but Nick could justify it to himselfbecause she wasn't a fox, and Judy had told him that bunnies were gregarious and liked to cuddlewith friends, just like she was leaning into him know. They did it often enough anyway, sitting on acouch snuggled together under a blanket while watching movies. It was just normal for her and shedidn't need to know how much he treasured those moments or her contact. She certainly didn't needto know what it meant for a fox to let someone touch their tail either. The feeling it gave him whenshe held his tail like a shield as they watched cheesy horror movies was one of his most secret guiltypleasures. And she certainly did not need to know that he dreaming of her doing that… and otherthings.

It might not be appropriate but Nick simply couldn't bring himself to give up those moments. Everymoment he'd spent here today had been wonderful. He didn't think he'd ever had more fun and thesesmall moments close to Judy made him happier than he could ever remember being.

It might be a cruel irony of life that Judy wanted him to pursue the mammal he'd fallen in love with,had offered him her support and wanted to be there to see him happily married with some otherpresumed girl when all he wanted was her.

He gave a sigh, breathing in her scent, she'd put on a light perfume today, something her sister hadprobably sent for her to try again. Her normal scent was better than any perfume, but this one wasn'tbad, behind the artificial smell of flowers was something else, something intriguing that mixed withJudy's normal natural scent but was different, sweeter, even more intoxicating. It combined with thescent of his bunny and had been making his heart beat wildly and his winter urges surge ever sincethey'd left the coffee shop.

He took another breath, savoring the way she smelled.

Judy had always been right in the past, maybe, just maybe she would be right again about not givingup hope for the love of his life. It was a stupid hope, it was never ever going to happen, and it mightbreak him when that hope inevitably was crushed, but that hope was just too tempting not to holdonto deep down in his heart.

It would be stupid to just blurt out that he loved her, but maybe he could try showing her, continuebeing there for her, continue loving her from afar, and maybe just maybe, one day she might start tofeel something back, something more than just the platonic love between friends. It might just be apipe dream, but it was his dream. His bunny.

Judy giggled a bit and poked him.

"You've never done that before. I didn't know foxes purred." Judy said, and Nick realized he'dstarted unconsciously rumbling. He stopped immediately and tried to prevent his face fromspontaneously combusting. He snapped his ears down so Judy wouldn't see the insides and thankedKarma once again that she couldn't see his blush through his fur. That, was not something a foxshould ever do with a friend no matter how close they were.

"Ahh, don't stop." Judy said still leaning against him, "I liked it."

Nick looked down at her, his beautiful bunny, and had to fight, fight hard, not to do something stupidlike kiss her. She looked so happy and her scent seemed to have grown stronger, sweeter, mixingwith that new perfume to muddle his mind. If only he could always keep her this close. If only shecould be his.

"Next! Come on you holding up the line!"

Nick nearly jumped in the air, the voice startled him so much. He looked up and the now empty linein front of him and blinked before finally letting go of Judy's shoulder and moving forward.

A breath, a second breath, and he'd recollected himself and forced a smile onto his face. He turnedback to Judy.

"Come on Fluff, you said you weren't scared. Time to prove it."

Judy blinked, before her competitive streak came back in full force. "Oh, we're going to see justwho's the scared one, Slick." She grinned and marched forward confidently.

"Woah, hold up there, little bunny," the bull running the ride said, "I'm sorry but this rides new, andthey haven't gotten the cars for the smallest mammals approved yet." He pointed to a cutout sign nextto the line, "Sorry miss, but you have to be that tall to ride until they do."

Nick looked over to see that the sign he was pointing to had a mark a half foot above Judy's head.

"Ooh jeeze. Damnit, I'm Sorry Judy," Nick said a little dismayed, "I should have checked that, comeon we can go find something else to do." He wanted today to be perfect for her, and getting kickedoff a ride due to her size was sure to rankle.

Judy though grabbed his paw and stopped him.

"Hold up there Slick," she went over to the sign, gave it one look and turned around in front of it toface the ride attendant. Her arms crossed and her ears snapped up, and with a smug grin that wouldhave done any hustler proud said, "What about now?"

The bull opened his mouth, then closed it. He scratched his chin seeming to think and mumbled, "furdoesn't count but they never said ears don't."

He shrugged and waved them forward.

"First car, make sure your friend straps in tight." The bull said to Nick as they passed, while Judystrolled next to him with a little excited bounce in her step.

Nick took the bulls warning to heart and made sure that the safety belts under the bar restraints wereas secure as he could make them; Judy finally had to tell him to stop fussing, before he'd leave italone.

"Nick! I'm going to be fine. Now get your butt in that seat and buckle yourself in. I'll be madder thana kicked beehive if you get hurt because you were too worried about me to take care of yourself."

Nick gave her a grin and then flicked one of her ears before buckling himself in.

He laughed at the expression she gave him and said, "See those long ears are more useful than a longtail."

She huffed and then reached over to flick the tip of his tail in turn.

Nick swished it away in the nick of time, then with an even larger grin on his face swished it back sothat its tip flicked right against her nose, and laughed at how her nose started twitching. He probablyshould have laughed a little less though because Judy snatched his tail and held it captive in her lap.

"Okay, okay Fluff! You caught me, I'll stop." Nick said still chuckling but Judy just sniffed, turningher still twitching nose up in the air indignantly.

"Oh no! I'm not letting your tail go, not after what you did on the last ride. It's staying right her untilwe're done." And she patted it with one paw while the other kept a firm but gentle grip on it, andNick had to work to not visibly show the pleasurable shiver that ran up his tail and through his body.

The safety bars lowered down over them and the attendant did a quick check before the car lurchedforward on the track, Nick not caring if he was smiling like a fool while his tail was still trapped inJudy's lap.

Nadine leaned against Ralph who was leaning just as much back into her for support, as they tried tokeep each other from toppling over.

"She's a monster," mumbled Nadine, as she watched the bunny literally skip away next to Wilde asthey left the photo booth after the ride.

"Oh thank Balto, she isn't heading back to do that one again." Ralph muttered next to her, "I think Imight hurl if we had to do that again."

Nadine despite her shocky state, or probably because of it, giggled, "Don't you go ralphing on me."

Her wolf groaned, "Nadine that was horrible, that was worse than Nick's jokes."

He looked forward again and gave a slight sigh of relief, "Come on let's sit down on that bench for aminute. They got distracted by that booth over there."

Nadine nearly moaned in pleasure as they sat, since the bench didn't move or flip or twist, or try tootherwise violently rearrange her internal organs. Ralph was leaning back looking relieved, andNadine, not being able to muster enough energy to care about how it might look leaned over (morefell really) until she was laying sideways on the bench her head in Ralph's lap.

There was the sensation of what may have been a kiss before she felt a paw on her head that startedto rub and scratch lightly behind her ears. Nadine just closed her eyes and let the comfortablesensation wash over her while she let her sense of balance try to recover.

Ralph's paws she thought, as she couldn't help but let out a low purr, were almost as amazing as histail, though his tail was far fluffier. She could get used to this though, she thought as Ralph's lightscratching hit the perfect spot to the side of her ear and she felt like she might both arch and melt atthe same moment.

Yes, she could certainly get used to this.

Bogo was eating ice cream with Bess, or maybe being feed ice cream would have been moreaccurate since she'd only seen fit to get one spoon and was taking great pleasure in teasing him witheach bite, when his phone beeped.

He frowned in irritation but checked it anyway. It could be something important.

And as it turned out it was, it was a priority message from his operations team.

Claws: Boss we've got trouble. Both the mouse teams watching them say that they're being tailed.Don't know why, but they say that the same tiger and wolf just happen to have gone on every ridethey have. What do we do?

Who would be tailing them, and why?

It's not like there could be a second conspiracy out there surrounding them.

This is Wilde and Hopps, there could always be another conspiracy out there they've stumbled into,his brain reminded him, and he grunted in irritation.

It would be just like them to stumble on something while out on a date they couldn't even recognizeas a date. Who knew what mess they'd blindly walked into this time. It could be anything, maybe amoney launder operation, maybe a crime syndicate, hell whatever it was it probably was somethingthat would cause the city to go into a uproar… again.

"Dear, what's that? Oh, Benjamin's worried that your little hustle to get your favorite officer teamtogether might be in trouble?"

Bogo covered his face with his hoof letting out another groan.

"Is it possible to keep anything secret from you?" he said dismally.

Don't ask stupid questions, his mind chided himself to late.

Bess patted his cheek, "Of course it is sweetie, why how could I possibly know something like howyou've been secretly practicing Gazelle's stage dancer's routine?"

Do not blush, Do Not Blush

Bess leaned forward with a twinkling smile, "You're blushing again, dear."

Bogo just groaned.

"I'll tell you what, you give me my own private dance show tonight once we get home and nobody,like say… one very enthusiastic cheetah will ever hear about that."

Bogo looked up to see his wife's grinning face.

"Are you blackmailing me?"

She kissed his cheek, "Is it working?"

Bogo sighed in defeat, and looking around to make sure nobody was paying attention to them gaveher a small quick kiss in return.

"Fine, Bess, only for you."

She squealed in excitement and gave him a kiss that was bound to draw attention though, by the endof it Bogo didn't cared… much.

"Okay!" she said excitedly, "Let's get going then, I think it's about time we intervened in this littledrama!"

She hauled Bogo to his feet, and headed back toward the main thoroughfare.

"Bess! Hold up," Bogo said shaking his head, "We can't get directly involved. They'd recognize mein half a second and then they'll know something is up."

"Well of course." She let out a laugh, "That's why we're going to go get our disguises first!" she saidpointing across the street toward a booth for face paints and another with gaudy hats and clothes, theridiculous stuff you'd only see at Halloween or at a theme park.

Bogo let out another groan as he was hauled in their direction.

Nick was still giddily happy as they walked down the street from the rollercoaster. He didn'tremember much of the ride because he'd been enjoying the feeling of Judy holding his tail in her laptoo much. He might regret it later when she used the pictures of him grinning stupidly through theentire ride against him but at the moment he couldn't care.

Totally worth it.

He followed after his skipping bunny, and his eyes tracked her small perky tail as she bounced along.She probably didn't even realize it but the way she moved with that bounce in her step, so full ofenergy and optimism, made her tail twitch ever so slightly with each rise. It wasn't just cute, it wasjust about the single most sexy thing he thought he'd ever seen in his life. What he would give to-

Nick realized that he was quite literally on the verge of drooling and shut his mouth with a snap.Then he oh so casually made a discreet adjustment to his pants, so that he wouldn't be walkingaround with a tent. He might be a master hustler but he did not want to even think about having to tryreasoning away that to Judy.

He finished just in time, because a call from one of the booths caught Judy's attention and she turnedback to him excitedly.

"G-g-get your fortune. Glimpse the future. Madam Pearl…"

"Nick! Do you want to try that?" she asked bouncing up to him with a beaming smile so bright thatjust looking at her forced Nick to make another discrete adjustment to prevent dying fromembarrassment.

Maybe letting her hold your tail for the entire ride wasn't the smartest idea. Part of him thought as hehid the embarrassing discomfort.

"I know it's silly nonsenses," Judy said with a faint blush as she twisted her ear in a nervous tick thatmade her look adorable, "but it might be fun. What do you think?" she smiled at him again.

Nope, still worth it. Anything's worth being with her.

He smiled back, "Sure Carrots, but you should be careful about calling it nonsense. You never knowwhen it might be true."

Judy laughed and taking his paw led him over to the stand.

"You're just saying that because you probably think it's a good hustle." Judy teased.

Nick grinned back at her, "We'll we hustlers have to stick together, don't you know?"

"Ex-hustler, you're a cop now. Slick," Judy beamed at him in a way that made his ruff puff.

"yes, yes I am. Somebunny," he couldn't help grinning and looking down at the sticker on his chest,his ruff still puffed in pride, "out hustled me and turned me into a cop."

"You made it through the academy yourself, Nick. You turned yourself into a cop." Judy said smilingand turning around, twining her arm around his, "Now let's go see what's next in our future." Shesaid enthusiastically.

I might have turned myself into a cop, Carrots. But I didn't do it for me. Nick thought and smiled as

he let his bunny lead him forward again. He knew he'd follow her anywhere she led after all.

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Chapter 9 - Just Kiss, Darnit!

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Chapter 9 – Just Kiss, Darnit!

"Bess, this is ridiculous!" Bogo said, crossing his arms and refusing to step in front of the photobackdrop that had been flipped to show a background image of a wild west town complete withblowing tumble weed.

He turned around to head back over to the changing screen to get out of this ridiculous costume,when a lasso dropped over his head and tightened around his chest trapping his arms and before hecould react there was a tug that put him on his rear.

"That's Buffalo Bess to you!" she said in a giddy voice as she started to drag him over, "Yeee-Haaa!Look what we caught here? Yes sir-eee, I think I've roped myself a real wild Indian!" she grinneddown at him as she finished dragging him over and he came to a stop, sitting at her feet. "A big chiefBull like this? I think I'll keep him." Bess said gloatingly, posing to show off the cowgirl costume shewas wearing and there was a flash from the photographer.

"Thought the damned rope was for show." Bogo grumbled, "And when did you even learn tolasso?"

Bess leaned down around the ludicrous feathered headgear he was wearing and carefully kissed himon the cheek making sure not to smudge the face paint and there was another camera flash.

"I grew up on a ranch before I moved to the city, silly. Remember, the first time you came out tomeet my parents and my dad tried to teach you how to lasso an ostrich?" She said and snickered asBogo huffed.

Bogo remembered alright, he remembered that the damned rope never went where he wanted it togo. He also remembered getting dragged around like an idiot when he final did lasso one of thosestupid birds. Damned things were stronger than they appeared.

Bogo got off his ass and fiddling with the rope, finally got it off and handed it back to Bess.

"Alright, you got your pictures, now can we get out of these silly costumes. We have a problem todeal with."

Bess smiled and gave him another kiss on the cheek before sidling up to him and turned to face thevery amused wolf holding the camera.

"Oh I paid for the full photo package dear, were not done yet! Plus we have the costumes for the restof the day and they make for the perfect disguise! Now smile!"

Bogo frowned grimly and there was another camera flash.

Bess giggled at his expression, "Oh keeping in character, are we? Hold on a second." She whippedout the toy pistol from the belt slung at her waist twirling it before posing like a gunfighter in a noonday shoot out while leaning back against him, where he stood there stiffly, arms crossed, grimexpression still plastered on his face.

There was another camera flash.

"Oh! That's going to look so cool!" Bess said excitedly changing to a different position, "Don't youthink?"

Bogo's grim frown deepened and there was a muffled chuckle from the wolf before he took anotherpicture.

"Crazy Wife, death of me." Bogo muttered deeply.

Bess laughed, "Ohh, good impression! Let me try one too!" She spun around to face him.

"Reach for the sky!"

Bogo continued to frown and tried not to groan as there was another flash and a not so muffledchuckle.

Judy walked beside Nick, her arm twined around his in a silly fashion like they were going to aformal ball as she led him toward the fortune teller and tried not to skip.

Despite how today had started at the coffee shop, the day was turning out to be even better than she'dimagined. She couldn't remember the last time she'd had this much fun. And best of all was that she'dbeen able to share that fun with Nick.

She stole another glance over at him and had to hold back a blush. He was wearing his shirt and tiein a loose fashion, the top button undone in a laid back manner that fit him well. Granted, Nick couldmake any look work for him, but the way his ruff poked out a little made him look mouth wateringlyhandsome. It reminded her of how he'd looked when she'd pinned his officer's badge on him at hisgraduation ceremony.

That memory would always be a special one for her not only because he had looked so absolutelystunning standing there in his uniform and smiling at her but because that was the moment she'drealized she was in love with him. Absolutely, completely, no-one-else-could-ever-replace-him inlove with him.

Judy did blush a bit when she realized she'd been staring.

Nick grinned at her and casually steered her out of the way of two old goats leaving the fortuneteller's booth. She quickly looked away and to distract herself, focused on the old bickering couplemaking their slow way down the street.

"Are you sure that's what she said Ellie? I could have sworn she said balloons."

"Lagoons! She said our next adventure would be around lagoons, not balloons! You need to getyour hearing checked Carl."

"I did, got new hearing aids last week. I still think she said we'd have an adventure with balloons."

There was a snicker next to her, before Nick whispered in her ear causing her to jump slightly insurprise.

"Mammal watching, are we?" he teased, "Bet you they've been together forever. Probably since theywere little kits."

"Oh hush, you do it all the time on patrol." Judy huffed, then she took one more look at the oldcouple still debating lagoons and balloons as they walked away with their hoofs together "And how

would you know that anyway?"

Nick grinned at her, "Isn't it obvious from how they act? They just have that… I don'tknow, that look." He gestured at the couple.

"Yes, they sure do now, don't they," said another voice, before a bleating laugh, "Pretty easy to tellthe couples that are always together like that, wouldn't you two say?"

Judy turned back around to see the fortune teller grinning at them.

"Well, are you two here to get your fortunes told? See what lies in your future?" the gypsie fortuneteller gestured at her crystal ball on the table in front of her, but then gave them both an inspectinglook, "Though I'm not sure that's really necessary. Seems pretty obvious to me."

Judy could feel her ears pop up in surprise, "Obvious? What do you mean?"

The old nanny gave a snort that set her jewelry jingling, "Oh come on girl, aren't police officerssupposed to be good at piecing clues together? Take a look at him," she pointed at Nick, "He'll bemarried before the end of the year."

Judy's head snapped over to look at Nick, whose face had frozen mid smile. Her own heart seemedto be suddenly racing, and not in a good way.

"Yes… I already know he's in love." Judy said trying to remain upbeat, but couldn't help asking,"How do you know it will work out with between him and his girl though? And how did you knowI was a police officer?" She knew she should be happy for Nick, glad that things might work outbetween him and that stupid arctic vixen, but it hurt. She forced a laugh, trying to stay pleasant andjokingly asked, "Did you see all that in your crystal ball?"

The goat gave another snort, "What that you're a police officer? No. Got that from the news, OfficerHopps. As for your partner and his love life, well let's just say that's a trade secret." The nanny goatgave her a sly grin.

Judy crossed her arms, feeling a bit like when Nick had hustled her for the first time and asked with alittle more bite in her voice than she intended, "Oh? Well, what else can you tell me then?"

The goat smirked and turned back to her crystal ball, mumbling, though Judy's ears caught what shesaid, "not even necessary but might as well give them a show."

Judy frowned a bit as the goat cleared her throat then looked intently into the crystal ball.

"Hummm… let's see here… oh yes, yes… might have been over generous that it might take ayear…"

"and how long will it take?" Judy said, no longer very amused by this.

"Well dear, let's see… I wouldn't be surprised if something changes today, yes, yes. Today.definitely today…"

"He's going to meet her today?!" Judy said dismayed, the idea of Nick meeting up with that vixen,on their day together, was… infuriating.

Stupid bunny, Stupid dumb jealous bunny, I should be glad if Nick could get her attention today,not… not mad. I want him to be happy.

"Oh yes, absolutely. All the signs are here, clear as day, like their printed right on their hearts foranyone to read. Why, what is this?! He's already given his heart away to this girl! Handed it right toher but she doesn't seem to understand what she has!"

"Damn straight she doesn't" Judy muttered under her breath, angry enough at the thought of Skyerejecting Nick to actually curse for once.

The nanny goat looked down at the crystal ball, moving her head so close to it that Judy could see awarped view of her smirking face, almost as if it was evilly smirking right at her.

"Why what is this that I see here? The girl that holds his heart in her… well not quite her paw, bitodd that she's carrying it on her back, guess she just missed it. Ah well, I think she's far closer to himthan she realizes, and oh! Why, now isn't she quite the cutie!" The smirk on the nanny goats face,distorted through the crystal ball seemed to grow even wider, "That might be a little unconventionalfor a couple, but she's quiet the Foxy Lady isn't she now?" The goat looked up right at Nick stillsmirking, "You've got your eye on quite the remarkable girl now don't you?"

Judy looked at him in time to see him cough and look away, his ears flat against his head, "Um…why don't you tell Judy her future." He muttered after another cough, still looking away.

"Certainly!" the nanny goat said and turned back to her crystal ball, moving her hoofs around it."Humm. What's in the future for this cute bunny-"

"Please don't call me cute." Judy said shortly, trying not to let the anger color her voice too much.Fortunetelling might just be a hustle, a fun little distraction, or at least usually fun, but thosecomments had hit too close to the mark. That ZBI artic vixen had been surprisingly beautiful andsmart and Judy did not want to think of her and Nick going off to start a family, not today at least,not right now. Today was supposed to be her day with Nick.

"Oh sorry dear, of course. Now what is in your future?" the goat apologized and looked back intoher crystal ball. "Oh, what's this! Quite the adventurous one, aren't you? Trouble seems to followyou around like stripes on a tiger, though I say, it seems that even you can wear trouble out. Whyyou might even bring the city to a freezing halt!"

Nick snickered and mumbled, "My Carrots could wear out anyone."

Judy socked him in the shoulder and then crossed her arms, though Nick was still snickering.

"And what's this here? You have your eye on someone?" Nick's snicker abruptly ended as Judywent stiff her ears dropping down, "Dream of him often now do you! I thought bunnies weresupposed to be quick to express their interest. Well, you might find yourself doing more thandreaming and collecting pictures of your fo-"

"OKAY! Thanks! I think we've heard enough. Bye!" Judy said, her face flaming as she grabbedNick and nearly fled from the fortuneteller who broke out into boisterous laughter, her jewelryjingling as they left her behind.

Judy didn't slow down until the fortuneteller's booth was far out of sight and hearing.

"You didn't tell me that you like someone, Judy." Nick said, looking at her oddly.

"I Don't!" She responded on reflex before looking at Nick who didn't look convinced at all. Shesighed, her ears sagging. "Fine, I might might have a crush. It's stupid, he's already taken. It's nevergoing to happen." She said crossing her arms and looking away, hoping he'd drop it.

She thought he just might have, because there wasn't one of his usual immediate quips or teases, butjust when she finally let her breath out he spoke up.

"Taken already? But you collect pictures of him?"

Judy's face flushed, thinking of the encrypted folder on her computer where she stored all herpictures of Nick.

"You do!" Nick crowed, "Is it some celebrity? Maybe one of the Backstreet Bunnies? Do you havea poster you keep of them?"

Judy flushed more thinking of the ZPD poster with her and Nick that had been made to promotepred/prey relations and the M.I.I. program. She'd quietly taken one and kept it hidden in her desk.That picture of Nick was a shot better than most movie stars.

"Oh M Goodness!" Nick said in an imitation of Clawhauser, "You do! I can't wait to tell Jessica shewas wrong; You didn't skip the whole teenage bunny fan girl stage, you just hit it late!"

Nick leaned over to her, his hustler mask on in full and teased though his heart didn't seem in it,"Sooo, who is it that you're crushing on?"

"Niicckk!" Judy said in a long exasperated sigh, pulling her ears over her eyes, "Come on, pleasedrop this. I don't want to think about it. We're supposed to be having fun today."

Judy, after a few moments of silence moved one of her ears only to find Nick staring at her. He stillhad his hustler mask on, smirk in place like always but his ears and tail were absolutely still. Judycould usually read Nicks expressions even behind that mask of his but this time she couldn't. It reallywas like he was wearing a mask and the only thing she could see through it was his eyes. His greeneyes that flashed with something she couldn't decipher, something… predatory, something edgedwith pain like a half savage need screaming to be freed.

Nick blinked and whatever that was behind his eyes was gone. Hidden from view once again.

"Right-o Fluff. Fortuneteller not the kind of fun you were looking for?" he asked, fixing a smile onhis mask.

Judy shook her head in response, mind too busy trying to figure out what that was she'd glimpsed.

"Well how about something more in line with the overenthusiastic bunny we all know and love?" Hegrinned his mask fading a little as her Nick resurfaced, her playful, fun loving and teasing fox, "I'veheard that they just put in a huge go-kart course. Think of it, you can drive around like a manic allyou want and you won't even get in trouble for bumping into things."

"I do not bump into things!" Judy shot back and huffed, then remembered a particular chase a fewweeks ago with Francine and added a caveat, "Unless I mean to!"

Nick laughed and booped her nose with a finger setting it twitching.

"So, you don't deny that you drive like a manic!" He said in a pleased voice.

Judy sniffed indignantly and grabbed his tie turning around and leading him down the street, hershoulders a little stiff, though she had a small smile forming in the corners of her mouth.

"I only drive like a manic when I need to." She responded, now smirking, "You drive like anarthritic grandparent."

Nick chuckled, "Point to you Carrots but at least I always know where I'm going. Oh, and the go-karts are the other way."

Judy stopped mid-step, swiveled around and marched past her grinning fox giving his tie a yank toget him to follow.

She could feel the smug oozing off of him and was determined not to give him another sot like that.She smiled though, once she was past him and he couldn't see her face.

That her Nick, not the masked hustler was back and having fun again made her happy, but part ofher mind kept going back to that look in his eyes from before. He was hiding something… He'dlocked up during that conversation with the fortuneteller, all of his old defenses had slammed backinto place, but she had a feeling it wasn't just the mention of the unrequited love from his vixen, thatmight explain part of it, part of the pain maybe, but there had been something else with it too.

While most of Judy's mind focused back on the present, on continuing their teasing playful banter,there was a small part in the back of her mind that kept working away at that mystery, kept trying tofigure it out. Sooner or later her mind would put all the pieces together and when it did and sheunderstood it, then she could figure out how to fix it. How to make her fox happy and make sure hedidn't have to close up like that ever again. Until then she'd leave that small part of her mind to keepthinking about that look while she focused on having as much fun with Nick today as she possiblycould. She wanted to see him smile and laugh for real again.

Nadine stalked down the street following their query as her wolf striding along beside her.

Ralph turned, his head quirked at an angle and sporting that dopey smile of his, and asked, "Soooo…do you want to tell me what that was all about?"

Nadine's cheeks flushed again but she kept her head looking forward refusing to look at him.

"I don't get what the big deal was." Ralph continued undaunted by her refusal to answer, "Thatlioness gasped like we about to rut each other on the bench."

Because I might have been about to rut you on that bench. Her cheeks flushed a bit more.

"Ralph," she finally relented trying to figure out the best way to get him to stop asking questionswithout really explaining it to him. That knowledge would be a little too dangerous for him to have.

"Scratching and petting can be a little more intimate for felines." hopefully she could get away with ahalf-truth here.

"So what? Everybody likes a good scratching and it wasn't like it was that kind of petting. You werepurring and arching a bit, but there's nothing inappropriate about that," Nadine kept her face forwardbecause she was sure her raging blush was lighting her face up. She'd been doing a little more thanpurring and arching just a bit. His paws and pads and claws had felt exquisite against her; absolutepure bliss. She'd been purring like car engine without a muffler and rubbing back against his paw toencourage him to keep going. Not the smartest thing to do, but her mind had been completely offlineright then.

"Sheesh, if you'd been scratching me like that I would have been a panting, tail wagging puddle, butno wolf would have thought that that was inappropriate, well... that inappropriate."

Reminder to self, next time I'm in a room alone with Ralph check to see if he really does turn into a'tail wagging puddle' when scratched.

She wouldn't mind scratching Ralph just to be able to run her paws through his fur, not that she wasever going to tell him that, but the idea of also having him on the ground at her mercy as his tail, hisawesome, fluffy tail, went nutz was a very pleasant idea.

My tail, my victory spoils.

Oh yes she was going to have to try that out on him.

"I'm a feline, not a canid," Nadine said with a shrug, hoping he'd accept that as reason enough.

"It was more than just that," Ralph said persistently, "A few other felines saw us and didn't comment,it was when I booped your nose that she dropped her purse."

Boop.

Nadines nose and whiskers twitched.

Boop.

Ralph had booped her nose. Sure, he just meant it in a friendly playful way. And it was, just not inthe way it might be for a wolf.

Boop. Nadine refused to look at Ralph. Refused to hold his paw. Refused to give in to the desire toboop him back.

I'd just managed to get my mind off of that and he had to bring it up again! She thought irritably.

Boop.

It was playful for a cat too… just the bedroom kind of playful, the don't do unless you're ready foryour clothes to be torn off kind of playful. The bed springs are about to creak playful.

But Ralph wasn't done yet, "And why did she look ready to pass out when you bite my paw afterI booped your nose? You just held it and growled. What was so wrong about that?"

And now Nadine needed to find a fire extinguisher because her face was on fire. She'd bittenRalph... in public, not even a small nip which would have been bad enough, but a full-on bite, holdand growl. In Public.

Boop.

Ralph gave Nadine a far too perceptive look, "Megan freaked out this morning like Clawhauserwhen she realized you'd bitten my rump."

Her face blazed so hot she was surprised it wasn't glowing like a coal. Ralph seemed to beconsidering that thought though and weighing her reaction.

Stop, there's no fire here, no smoke. Absolutely not. This is a dead end, go look for an answersomewhere else. Nadine thought desperately.

"There's something special about bites and nips isn't there?"

"NO!" Nadine responded far too quickly and fervently.

Shit!

"What about nose booping?"

She was already starting a denial of that too, but stopped herself and snapped her muzzle shut.

Boop.

Ralph had booped her. Boop. She had nipped him in return. Boop.

Ralph's nose was twitching and his tail was accelerating to full throttle. Boop. Nadine suddenlybecame aware of just what those damned thoughts that kept repeating in her mind were doing to her.she was getting hot, hot and bothered in a way that Ralph, with his damned nose could smell.

SHIT! SHIT! DOUBLE SHIT! Quick think of something else! Boop. Anything else! Somethingterrifying, something mind destroyingly awful. Boop. Dead baby seals, ice cold showers, Bogo in adrag contest.

AHHHHH!

That last one made her shudder in horror, and she thought she might just be able to get control ofherself.

She turned to Ralph and pointed a finger at him growling, "Stop with your nose! That's cheating!"

"So, what does it mean then?" Ralph asked his smile stretched across his face in a ridiculously happymanner as his tail wagged furiously.

"Nothing!" she jabbed her finger at him, "Not anything," another jab, "Nadda, Zip. Zero. EEPPPP!"that last one came out involuntarily because Ralph nipped her finger and she jumped straight up inthe air.

She barely managed to land on her feet, but she was off balance and breathing hard and Ralph, like ahunting wolf coming in for the kill, closed in on her,.

"Then you won't mind if I return the favor? Give you a bite and a hickey to last a few days?"Nadine's breath was coming a bit raggedly as Ralph finished speaking now so close to her, she couldfeel his breath against her cheek.

She was trying to think, but her brain wasn't obeying her, she-

Ralph nipped her neck.

Nadine had Ralph up against a fence along the side of the path and was kissing him, holding him,nearly grinding against him.

"Nadine," he gasped and she kissed him again, running her tongue into his mouth to tangle with hisand she heard Ralph groan in pleasure. She could here a few chuckles and even a whistle or two butsimple couldn't care and kept kissing Ralph; kissing him deeply, kissing him until she had to breakthe kiss or pass out from lack of air.

She lowered her head until it was on his shoulder as her chest heaved and drew in large breathswhile she tried to reassert some modicum of will. But despite her best efforts she couldn't even resistnuzzling his neck a little.

"Nadine… Wow… You alright now?" Ralph asked, though his voice had far more growl in it thannormal, a growl that made her want to purr back.

"It…" Nadine swallowed, trying to focus, "It might not be a good idea for you to do that to me…right now… in public."

He leaned his head against hers and lightly nuzzled back, "And later?"

Nadine felt a flush creep over her again and she backed up putting some space between them beforeshe tried kissing him again. Ralph's paws traveled down her back to her hips before they finally letgo as she stepped back and a tingle of disappointment and regret ran through her at the loss ofcontact.

"Well," she ran a paw over her ears, the embarrassment of what she'd just done starting to finallymake an appearance, "We will just have to see how our date tomorrow goes now won't we?" sheglanced back over to check on Hopps and Wilde's position, and was relieved to see that they werestill in the line and that they seemed to be too preoccupied with joking and teasing each other to havenoticed the commotion of her sudden makeout session.

Ralph's arm wrapped around her waist as he moved up next to her, also glancing over at Hopps andWilde.

"Guess we will just have to find out later," he growled in that low, almost possessive tone. A tonethat she was finding far too sexy, "For now, we'd better get in line before it fills up anymore."

Nadine nodded and they headed for the ride. She didn't even notice until they stopped behind acouple wearing wild west themed costumes in the line that her paw had wrapped around Ralph'sback and was resting on his hip. And she only noticed because she had to stop her paw from inchingback to stroke his tail.

A tail that brushed against the back of her legs as Ralph gave her a grin that told her he knew thatshe'd just stopped herself from trying to grope him.

Nadine swallowed and looked away wishing that the line would move faster. Ralph was a cop, agood cop. He hadn't forgotten his earlier questions, he was letting her stew and it was working. Anychance she had of being able to pass those interactions off as nothing special had gone out thewindow when he'd caught her in that denial, then that chance had gotten blown to pieces when shejumped him. And her only chance out of this now was for the stupid line to move faster before heasked her-

"Those two really went all out on the costumes, don't you think? Much better than some of the othercouples wearing matching costumes." Ralph said nonchalantly, catching her off guard as she'd beenbracing for more questions regarding their previous activates.

She only nodded in return trying to adjust to the shift in topic. Ralph leaned over closer to her,"Think we should try that later? I think we'd look pretty good dressed like Tarzana and Jake."

She nodded again automatically before balking, "Ralph! Seriously?! No way, I am not dressing up ina costume that's just a few scraps of cloth!"

Ralph's grin was widening and he slowly looked her up and down with an almost hungry gaze, "Ithink you'd look amazing dressed like that, and you already agreed."

"Ralph! Come on that's not fair!" Nadine pleaded.

"Life's not fair," he replied smugly and Nadine couldn't help but think that he'd been hanging outwith Wilde a little too much lately, "Tell you what. I'll let that go if…" he raised himself up andnuzzled her cheek, "You explain to me what the deal is with nose booping and nipping for felines."

Yes, he has been hanging out with Wilde too much. Nadine thought as she blushed, trying to think ofhow to get out of this one. Ralph though just smiled. He had her and they both knew it, but shewasn't going to go down without a fight.

There was a laugh from behind them and a voice spoke up, "I think you're in over your head littlewolf."

Nadine turned around to see a large male tiger behind them and Ralph shifted so that he was standingin front of her, his ears back threateningly.

The tiger looked more amused that threatened. "You don't even know the first thingabout tiger courtship, do you?" Ralph's muzzle rippled like he was trying to hold back a growl andthe tiger snorted, "A tigress like that would break you dog, she needs a real male. A real tiger. Hell,she probably wouldn't have given you a second glance if she wasn't starting to go into heat." Hegave Ralph one last dismissive glance before giving Nadine a charming smile and holding out hispaw, "How about it sweetie, I could show you a good time today, maybe get you backstage after theconcert," He said sounding self satisfied in his own importance, "I know some of the dance crew,you might even get to meet Gazelle, and… I could certainly take care of that itch for you tonight.Little bitty doggie like that would never satisfy you."

Ralph was nearly shaking with rage and Nadine could sense that he was about to lose his control…not that she felt much better.

He thinks that I'm just and easy lay?!

Nadine's tail wrapped itself around Ralph's waist and tightened, forcing him to take a step back, rightup against her, which effectively stopped him from attacking the tiger.

That would have been bad. Not only because Ralph would probably wipe the floor with him, despitebeing smaller, and would certainly get in trouble for being in a public brawl regardless of whoinstigated it. But if Ralph attacked, she'd follow and she didn't trust her self-control enough at themoment not to really hurt this smug prick in a full-on fight. In fact, she really really wanted to wipethat smugly selfcenter smile off his too pretty face. He'd insulted her and her wolf.

That she decided, needed a response. Maybe not a 'put him in the hospital response', but aresponse non the less.

Nadine smiled back at the tiger, and she felt Ralph still against her as he noticed that smile.

He muttered a quiet, "Oh shit," before in a slightly louder almost pleading tone, "Nadine,"

The tiger hearing the worry in Ralph's voice, smiled back at her, though probably for the wrongreason. Ralph knew that smile of hers, and was probably worried about what she was about to do,but her boiling anger at this tiger was too much for his soft plea to stop her, though it reminded hernot to break this prick.

She reached out taking the tigers paw, and the other feline gave Ralph a triumphant look right beforeNadine nearly jerked him off his feet as she yanked him forward only for her other paw to jerk himto a stop as it, with her claws extended, wrapped around his throat, the tips digging in painfully.

She leaned forward her smile turning openly menacing and let out a growl.

"You could never match up to my wolf. Not in bed and not in a fight," she might have squeezedslightly because the tiger wheezed a bit as she continued and grabbed futelily at her arm, "Yourlucky I don't just let him grind your smug face into the ground, but that might cause trouble." she did

squeeze that time and his eyes seemed to bulge, "So go look for easy tail somewhere else and leaveme and my boyfriend alone or you'll be explaining to your friends backstage why your auditioning asa soprano."

With a shove, she sent him stumbling back. He kept his feet, barely, but coughed a few times andstared back at her in shock.

Nadine leaned down, her eyes still on the other tiger, and very deliberately let out a purr and nippedRalph's chin.

The tiger's expression changed to one of disgust.

"Freakin pervert," He spat at them and turned, storming away.

Nadine just purred louder making sure he could hear it.

There was a kiss against her muzzle and Ralph spoke up, distracting her from the retreating threat.

"Thanks Nadine, I think I might have been about to do something stupid there for a few moments."

She kissed him back and could feel his tail trying to wagging despite being trapped against her.Ralph cocked his head so that he could get a better angle to see her, since her arms and tail wrappedaround his front was keeping his back pressed against her.

A huge grin started growing on his muzzle and Nadine stopped her purring, sensing a new danger.

"So I'm officially your Boyfriend?" he asked, and Nadine groaned.

"That's… I didn't…" she wasn't sure how to even start trying to talk her way out of that one.

Ralph's grin got even wider, "You called me 'your wolf'." And when she closed her eyes andgroaned this time he took advantage of her inattention and snuck in a kiss right on her lips, his taildoubling its effort to free itself and wave like a flag.

"That makes you 'my tiger', and 'my girlfriend'."

"Probationary," Nadine muttered, "You get probationary boyfriend status until our official datetomorrow. Happy?"

He kissed her and growled in a deep, contented manner.

Nadine's breath might have been coming a little short by the end of that kiss so she released him andmoved to stand next to Ralph, turning to face back toward the front of the line, and only then realizedthat their little spectacle had caught the attention of everyone standing there waiting for the ride.

The couple directly in front of them, a bull dressed like an old Indian chief and a cow dressed as acowgirl, had turned completely around to watch them, and with quite different expressions.

Nadine blushed hard under the excited and giddy smile of the cow though the bull held a neutrallystern expression behind all his face paint. In fact, the only change of expression he gave once shecaught his gaze was to lift a single eyebrow and give a short snort.

"Well, good for you girl," The cowgirl said enthusiastically with a western drawl, "Showed him notto go messing around with you or your man, yes sire-ee you did. Sent him off packing with a burrunder his tail! Good on ya. And I must say you two do make a lovely couple." She lost a bit of theaccent at the end and turned to the bull, nudging him, "Don't you think?"

The bull just grunted and rolled his eyes before putting an arm around the cowgirl's back and turningback around to face forward in the line as the cowgirl giggled.

However, they weren't the only ones who'd seen altercation.

"Nadine? Ralph? Is that you two." came an energetic voice they were both familiar with; one of thetwo voices they had hoped not to hear today because they weren't supposed to know Ralph andNadine were tailing them.

"Here you two can jump in front of us!" a gray bunny said to the cowgirl and bull as she dragged afox behind her and around the two larger mammals.

"It is you two!" Judy said enthusiastically, coming to a stop in front of them, Nick right behind herwith his signature smug smile. "O M G! When did you two start dating?" Judy tried giving Nadine ahard look she must have picked up from Francine but couldn't stop herself from smiling, "Nadine!Why did you never tell me or any of the other officers on one of our girl's nights out?"

Nadine's face was heating back up to searing levels and she waved a paw in front of her desperately,"Judy it's not what you think, seriously, Ralph and I aren't dating."

"She's right Judy," Ralph said standing next to her and not looking embarrassed in the slightest, "It'snot what it looks like. We're not officially going out until tomorrow."

Nadine groaned and covered her face with both paws as Judy jumped in the air excitedly.

"That is wonderful you two! How did it start? OMG, Francine is going to freak when she finds outand Clawhauser!"

"Hey, could you two smile for a second?" Nick asked, and Nadine popped her head up, worriedabout what that sly fox of Judy's was up to know when she caught a flash from his phone.

"Perfect." He said tapping away on his phone before smirking at them, "Thank you for that. I justwon the betting pool on who Nadine was dating. Clawhauser's been texting about it all afternoon.He's going to be ecstatic to hear that it's you Ralph." He turned to the wolf with a grin to matchRalph's and held out his paw, which Ralph fist bumped, "Congrats, Bud. I think you found yourselfquite the keeper."

Ralph's grin widened, and then looked at Nadine in a way that made her blush even more beforesaying, "Yes she is, isn't she?"

Nick nodded in agreement before asking Ralph, "How'd your pack take the news that you're dating atiger? I know they can be a little… slow to accept change."

Ralph froze, even his tail stopping mid wave.

Oh-uh… that's a bad sign, very very bad…

"Um, Ralph?" Nadine asked a bit worried by his reaction because Ralph never froze like that. She'dheard him talk and complain all the time about pack politics but it had always just sounded like minorarguments from a big extended family with some silly rules to her.

Ralph looked at Nick, at Nadine and then back to Nick and seemed to deflate.

"Ralph, what's the matter?" Nadine asked again.

"I, um… I haven't told my mother that I intend to court you." Ralph muttered not meeting her eyes.

"Hasn't your mother been the one setting you up with dates to try to get you to settle down?" Nickasked helpfully and Ralph's ears dropped.

"She what?" Nadine spluttered. Ralph had never mentioned any of that to her before.

Nick piped up helpfully, still smirking, "Yep, and from what I've heard he's been skipping out onthose dates now for well over a year. Your parents are your pack's alphas right?" Nick asked Ralph,who nodded glumly and the small fox gave a short laugh, "Oh she's gotta be angry about that! Howare you planning on telling her that you're taken now?"

Nadine interrupted, "Hold up, we're just starting to date what's the big deal about this and…" shestopped and did a double take looking back at Ralph as some pieces of information clicked intoplace, "Ralph, all those times you asked me to hang out… those times you said you need somewhereelse to go because of 'pack politics' you wanted to avoid… where you skipping out on dates?!"

Ralph looked at her and then away, the gray fur of his cheeks growing dark with a blush, "Um…maybe," he glanced back up at her again and then quickly added, "Nadine, I couldn't stand those, itgave me an excuse to say I was busy and somewhere to hideout while my mother cooled down." Hegave her one more glance, his blush still rising, and then muttered, "And I liked being with you moreanyway…"

Nick turned his grin from the blushing Ralph to Nadine, who was trying to sort through theimplications of that, mainly,

He was skipping out on dates his family arranged to be with me?

"As for the big deal," Nick started, "from what I know of wolf packs, well... the easiest way toexplain might be to give you an example, so let me ask this first. How are planning on explaining toold buffalo butt that you and your partner are dating?"

That got her attention and sent a chill up Nadine's spine. She'd rather avoid having that conversationwith the Chief… like maybe forever.

"Nick!" Judy tried to say sternly, though she let out a giggle, "You shouldn't call the chief that!"

"It's better than calling him Bogo the Destroyer of Souls or Chief Doom," Nick retorted flippantly.

Judy looked like she was about to protest but broke out in more giggles and Nick's smirk for amoment looked more like a real smile as he looked at Judy, but then he turned back to Nadine, hisgrin back.

"Regardless that feeling you just had, Stripes. Well, I'd expect it to be worse explaining it to hispack's alphas, and since they're his parents and more to the point the she-wolf alpha is his mother…well good luck, because you're going to need it." He smirked, "At least with He-who-shall-not-be-named-on-pain-of-parking-duty you'll only have to convince that you can still function as a team andhe'll probably let you two stay together. Granted he'll probably grill you two and make you regret theday you were born, but and don't you dare tell anyone I ever said this, behind that grimace of his,like way way behind it, he's got a marshmallow heart. Just don't ever let him know that you knowthat or he'll kill you to keep that secret. Though you'll only have to worry about Bogo if you survivemeeting Ralph's parents. So, there is a silver lining to that at least."

"There is no way that Ralph's parents could be worse than facing the Chief." Nadine said feeling alittle panicked.

"Um… I'd rather face the Chief." Ralph muttered and Nadine just stared dumbly at him, her panicrising a few more notches.

We're gonna die. We're sooo gonna die. Kept running through her mind.

Ralph seemed to sense her panic and looked back up at her. He reached out and took her paw givingit a squeeze though his felt a little shaky.

"Hey, maybe we can head off the worst?" Ralph said to her, trying to force a nervous smile onto hisface, "I'll ah… talk to them tomorrow before our date and then maybe I can introduce you… again,well introduce you as my girlfriend not my partner," he winced, "um… police partner. It'll give themsome time to adjust before anything more serious happens… I hope."

I've already left a hickey on Ralph's ass, and he put a scent mark on me! We're dead!

"Ralph, I'm sure your parents will love Nadine," Judy chimed in optimistically.

"That's not the issue," Nick said turning to her, "The issue is going to be trying to fit a tiger intoa wolf pack… oh, hey, the lines moving." Nick tapped Judy's shoulder and pointed before turningback with one last wink and 'good luck' to Ralph as they started following the moving line ofmammals.

It took a nudge from Ralph to get Nadine moving, and she couldn't help but whine to him.

"This is not how today is supposed to be going! They weren't supposed to know we were here and Idon't want to have to deal with our parents or the chief."

"At least they don't know why we're here, they think we're just on a date." Ralph whispered back, asthey both kept an eye on Judy who was ribbing Nick over something, watching to make sure that herlong ears hadn't swivel back to catch their hushed conversation.

"But now the entire precinct thinks were dating!" Nadine complained, "Bogo's going to find out andwe're going to have to explain this on Monday. We're screwed!"

"Well we are going to be dating, that was going to get out sooner or later."

"It wasn't supposed to get out before we actually started!" Nadine said her whiskers and taildrooping.

Ralph shrugged and took her paw, "They seemed pretty accepting of it,"

Nadine gave him a 'are you crazy?' look, "The bunny and fox too in love with each other to be ableto realize it, are accepting of us? Wow, that fills me with confidence for everyone else, Ralph."Nadine scoffed, a rising panic starting deep inside, a panic that Ralph somehow managed to helpcontain merely by squeezing her paw in a silent gesture of support.

"And I think they're right about the Chief," Ralph continued, "he won't care unless it affects ourwork… though he's probably going to threaten something awful if it does." He shuddered slightly,"We're only really screwed if my mother finds out about us before I can break it to her in the rightmanner. I, um…" He looked a bit sheepishly and embarrassed, "I probably should have told her awhile ago that I was planning on courting you, I wasn't planning to ask you out until after matingseason was over."

Nadine almost tripped, "You…" she was staring at Ralph who was blushing hard, "You werealready planning on asking me out?" Nadine didn't know what to think about that little revelation,

though there was an uncontrollably giddy feeling somewhere in the pit of her stomach.

"I, um… might have already bought tickets to see your favorite team when they're playing here inZootopia this spring." Ralph muttered still blushing hard and not able to look back at her.

He didn't! but… He was planning on taking me to… he'd have to sit on the cat's side…

"Okay," Nadine said shyly, and felt her own blush growing when Ralph looked at her quizzically,"I'll go with you to the game…" Ralph's tail started wagging again, so she quickly added, "but youhave to wear one of my team's jerseys!"

Nadine had to look away from her wolf because that hadn't diminished his enthusiasm at all.

They got to the front of the line and were directed over to a set of go-karts with seats their size. Asthey buckled in Ralph looked over and asked, "Hey Nadine? How are you going to tell your parentsthat we're dating?"

Nadine snorted, "I don't plan on telling them until I absolutely have to, and then I'll do it by text fromone of the police safe-houses."

Ralph's tail stopped wagging and his ears dropped, "You think they're not going to take it well?"

"No, they're just of the same opinion as Mrs. Woolstien." She frowned at Ralph's pleased smile, "Iwouldn't look all that happy if I were you, my parents are a bit… traditional, they're feline naturalists,which is not the same as what you're probably thinking, and while they'll be happy I found a mat- aboyfriend" she glared at Ralph, "Stop wagging your tail like that! Probationary boyfriend!" shehuffed and tried hiding her blush, "If you think your little lecture from Mrs. Woolstien was bad justwait until my parents track you down."

Ralphs smile slipped a bit, "It can't be that bad." He said uncertainly, and Nadine laughed in a notvery pleasant way.

"Ralph, imagine highschool sex-ed class where the bunny-sutra is the text book and it's administratedby your parents at the Mystic Spring Oasis. Trust me, bad doesn't even begin to describe what that'sgoing to be. The longer we can avoid that the better."

Ralph's smile had disappeared and a look of mild terror had replaced it. Nadine let him mull that overas one of the mammals running the ride came by and checked their go-karts, before moving to theones behind them.

Ralph seemed to have regained some control of himself, looking like he was about to ask more whenhis brows furrowed, and he asked something else instead, "Hey, Nadine? That tiger from before, heum… he mentioned something about heat…" Nadine's blush went nuclear, "I um, know you usuallyare, um, well that you usually take something to mitigate it, but your scent today, well it's been kindof strong. I mean it's really nice, but even with all that deodorant… well, is that why you put somuch on?"

Nadine's face was so hot she was sure it had to be glowing like a molten crater after a nuke strike.

She hadn't filled her prescription this month because she shouldn't have been in heat for a few weeks.Something, or more like someone, had kicked it off early though. She hadn't even realized until thisafternoon that it was starting because yesterday and today had been so crazy… though in hindsight,last nights spontaneous activates should have been a glaringly obvious sign. Ralph thoughdid not need to know the kind of effect he was having on her.

There was a call from a few karts in front of them, one that had been rigged as a double seater forsmaller mammals.

"Hey Nadine, bet you we win! Losers have to go on the ride the winners pick!" Judy shouted backto them over the sound of all the go-kart engines.

Nadine needed a distraction, and Judy, thank the little bunny's enthusiastic heart had just handed herthe perfect one. She hit the gas pedal making the karts engine roar as it was still in neutral andshouted back, "You're On!"

"Nadine?!" Ralph hissed, "We're supposed to be keeping an eye on them, not-"

"Best way to keep an eye on them now is to stick with them, plus I'm not going back on thatrollercoaster!"

The lights at the front of the line which had been flashing red, flashed yellow once then turned asteady green.

Nadine slammed the shifter into forward and floored the gas pedal making the tires squeal beforeshooting forward and away from explaining to Ralph about why she had suddenly gone into heatearly.

"I still can't believe it!" Judy said excitedly as they strapped into their two-seater kart nearer the headof the line. "Ralph and Nadine? Do you think they've been secretly dating the whole time we'veknown them? Because she looked ready to beat the tiger to a pulp and did you see the way her tailwrapped around Ralph!"

Nick looked back over at her from the passenger seat, having declined to drive, which Judy's wasglad for since she liked to win. Nick was just too cautious of a driver for something like this.

"No, this is new." Nick said back to her with a smirk as he looked back at their friends a few rowsbehind them, "You see how openly happy Ralph is around her now? There's no way he could havekept that hidden around the station. I knew he liked her but I wonder what finally pushed him to askher out?"

Judy laughed, "This is Nadine we're talking about Slick, she probably marched up to Ralph and toldhim he was taking her out on a date."

"You think so?" Nick asked his smug grin plastered on his face, "I know she is the 'take charge' kindof mammal, but she's got to have a least one weakness and she did seem pretty flustered."

"Well why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" Judy shot back returning his hustler'ssmirk, "I bet you a month's morning coffees that she asked him out."

"Oh, you're on fluff!" Nick said confidently holding out his paw.

Judy took it her grin widening, "You seem quite sure about that, how about we up the stakes, I'll alsobet you that she kissed him first."

"Ohhhh, you are sooo going to lose! My hustler instincts are telling me that Ralph made the firstmove. I'll take that bet and when you lose you'll have to get me an entire bushel of your parent'sblueberries."

"Fine and when you lose you're going to have to come with me out to my sister's wedding," Judy

replied, shaking his paw.

"Hey, what? That's not an even bet! The kerfluffle almost killed me last time! And how is yourfamily having another wedding already? The last one was just last month!" Nick complained whileholding his tail protectively.

Judy snickered; her little brothers and sisters were fascinated by Nick's long super fluffy tail and hadtaken every opportunity to ambush him and quite literally drag him off to play with them. He'd takento hiding in fear from the kerfluffle in Judy's room or trying to use her as a shield against the hoard.

"Bunnies Nick, remember?" she snickered again, breaking into some muffled giggles, "And too bad.You should have named the odds before you agreed to it. You're just going to have to suffer throughbeing my 'plus one' because I'm am not sitting at the singles table and having bucks hit on methroughout the entire evening." She stopped giggling and shuddered at the recollection of the firstwedding she'd gone home for while Nick was at the academy. She'd become a bit of a celebrity inBunnyburrow and every single available buck (and a few that weren't) had made a pass at her. Theattention was flattering, but what was not, was the fact that they all seemed to think that once she gotmarried that she'd give up being a police officer and settle down to raise kits.

She shuddered again at that thought. She wasn't going to settle, not like that. It wasn't that she didn'tlike the idea of kits, but first, she was not going to give up being a police officer and second, she wasnot ever going to get married. She knew she'd never be able to love any buck like a mate should, notwith the way she felt toward Nick, and she wouldn't suffer through some farce of a marriage. She'drather remain single and continue to be Nick's best friend, even if that meant having to suffer throughwatching him marrying that stupid ZBI vixen.

"You sly little bunny," Nick said in amusement, and she dragged herself out of her melancholythoughts and grinned back at Nick glad to have out hustled him once again.

Nick whipped away an imaginary tear, and spoke in a dramatically emotional voice, "My little bunnyhas grown up to be a such a good hustler, I'm so proud of you!"

Judy elbowed him but he only snickered more.

"I was hustling you from nearly the day we met, Nick. Or do I need to remind you how much help Ihad to give you resolving some mistakes on your tax forms?"

Nick crossed his arms and huffed but couldn't hold back a smile for long.

"So you did, I admit it, Judy. You're the only mammal out there that can out hustle me." Nick saidafter he failed to keep the smile off his face, "Hell, I still don't know how you convinced your parentsnot to freak out when you explained to them you were bringing me, a fox, home as your fake datejust to keep all the bucks off of you when you dragged me along to that first wedding."

"That wasn't hard, my parents love you," Judy said, and Nick just gave her a look that clearlydisagreed.

"Carrots, your dad passed out when he shook my paw at my graduation ceremony."

Judy waved her paw dismissively, "He just needed to get used to you, that was all. He got alongwith you fine the next time at the wedding."

"And how much carrot moonshine did he have at that wedding?" Nick shot back and then leanedover close to her, a wicked smile appearing on his face and his eyes sparkling with enough mischiefmost bunnies would have run in fear. Judy on the other hand had to fight back a blush as her body

heated up from the proximity, knowing he was about to tease or hustle her in some manner again, "Ibet that your dad would have really freak out if he didn't know that I was only pretending to be yourdate." Nick was so close that she could easily smell his heavy musky scent. Her nose was starting totwitch and her heart rate was sky rocketing. He smelled so good, his musk was so much strongerthan a bunnies, screaming of male and predator, and deep down she knew she loved it, wanted tobury her nose in it, wanted to...

"You know, I think he would have passed out if we did something like, oh I don't know… kiss?"

Nick gave her rapidly twitching nose a light kiss and her nose froze perfectly still as her ears shot upand quivered like the bell on a carnival strength test game that Bogo had just walloped.

Nick broke out into a hysterical fit of laughter, doubling over in his seat.

"NICK! WHY YOU…" she started flailing away with her paws whacking him, a blush burningacross her cheeks, but Nick just laughed harder.

"Your ears!" he gasped between laughs, "you should have seen your ears… and your nose! Carrotsthe indomitable scared by a kiss from a fox!"

"Am not! You stupid dumb fox!" Judy nearly shouted as she continued to whack away at him, onlyto meep loudly and nearly jump out of her seat as Nick suddenly turned, making a kissy face andnoises at her before breaking out in laughter again.

"Are too!" Nick said between laughs and Judy huffed turning her nose up indignantly, her cheeksburning. Her mind on the other hand kept replaying that moment his lips had touched her nose andshe couldn't help from wondering what it would feel like if he hadn't just been joking, if he hadkissed her, really kissed her and she could kiss him back. Nick kept laughing and she kept blushingbut not because she was embarrassed by his joke, but by how her stomach seemed to flip and herwhole body got hot at the thought of actually kissing him.

"If you two are done, we need to check the seat buckles before we can start," said a slightlyexasperated voice from the side of the kart and Nick finally stopped laughing though he continued tosnicker, his tail whipping back and forth much more energetically than she thought she'd ever seen itbefore.

Nick grinned over at her, "Sorry Carrots," he chuckled again, "That was just too good of anopportunity to pass up."

Nick wants to play games does he? Well I grew up with 275 siblings, I'll show him how to playgames!

She grinned back at Nick, though her siblings would have called it something like an evil promise ofretribution, as a sudden idea popping into her head. She knew just the way to get back at him, andshe knew just the excuse she could use to force him to do it.

If he thinks he can embarrass me with a kiss he's got another thing coming, I'll make him melt into afoxy puddle from embarrassment! We'll see who's laughing then!

Judy turned around in her seat and called back down the line to where Wolford and Fangmeyerwere.

She couldn't help the smile that formed when she spotted the two; Ralph and Nadine looked like aears over tail in love highschool couple.

"Hey Nadine, bet you we win! Losers have to go on the ride the winners pick!" she hollered andNadine's head snapped up as she shouted back a "You're on!" before she revered her karts engine.

Judy turned back around to Nick who suddenly looked a little warry.

"Better hold on Romeo." She said hitting both the accelerator and brake as the lights above the startline turned yellow the wheelers screeching as the fought against the brakes only to spit out a cloud ofburnt rubber as she released the break a second latter as the lights turned green and they rocketedforward leaving the other karts to eat her dust.

"Oh, honey I think it's cute," Bess said to Bogo as he tried finding a comfortable position in the kartthat really wasn't big enough for him to fit in, "they have all those nicknames for you because theymust really like you."

"I could handle most of them, but old buffalo butt!?" Bogo grumped, grinding his teeth in irritation.

Bess frowned at that, "I do think you have a point there. Your fanny doesn't have any wrinkles, whyits stud magazine worthy, let alone nickname worthy, it's not old at all!"

"Bess!" Bogo tried but failed to slow her down at all.

"Why when we go to the gym I have to beat away all the other cows that ogle your tush when youdo squats.

"Bess!"

"And the last time we went to the beach and you wore that little speedo for me, I thought I mighthave to put a brand on the part of your cheek that was visible to make my point to all the other girlsthat your tush is mine!"

Bogo groaned, hoping with all his might that nobody recognized him, he wasn't sure if even the facepaint could hide his burning cheeks.

"Bess, we need to focus on what to do about Hopps and Wilde," Bogo tried shifting the subject, "Idon't know why Wolford and Fangmeyer are following them… or that they were dating," hemuttered pinching the bridge of his nose at the beginnings of a headache the mere thought of theproblems and paperwork that was going to cause him. Those two had become his go to team fortracking because Wolford's nose was excellent and Fangmeyer had a knack for piecing together trailsigns no matter where they were, she could track a mammals trail from the rainforest district toSahara Square. He couldn't lose that team, so splitting them up was out of the question, that thoughwas a problem for next week and he continued, "but we need to do something about them. Theycould ruin everything if they stick with Wilde and Hopps for the rest of the day."

"Then we just have to split them up," Bess said revving the go-kart's engine and grinning evilly,"Bumping is allowed in these, we just have to delay them; make sure they come dead last and giveyour bunny and fox a chance to get separated in the crowd afterwards."

"Bess, I'm not sure that's the best idea, they-" he was cut off as the lights at the front of the lineturned green and the sound of the go-kart engines roaring drowned him out. He saw Bess in her hotpink go-kart she barely fit in zip forward and hit his accelerator trying to catch up.

"Nadine!" Ralph shouted, slightly terrified as he swerved around a turn and dodged the kart that hispartner had just sent spinning into the rubber padded sides of the course, "You're driving like that

crazy bunny!"

"It's not crazy if works!" Nadine shouted back before bumping into the kart in front of her and theninto the one next to her, trying to break out from the karts that had boxed her in against the insidewall.

Ralph cut across as the track twisted in the other direction and pulled in front of the go-kart next toNadine before hitting his breaks. There was a jolt as the kart banged into his kart's rear bumper bar,and an angry shout from the porcupine driving it as they slipped back in the jockeying crowd and anopening formed for Nadine to move through.

He hit the gas again as soon as Nadine escaped, hollering after her, "Just because it works, doesn'tmean it's not crazy!"

Nadine clipped the railing of the next turn she cut it so close and Ralph swore. He tapped his breaksjust enough to get his kart to side skid around the sharp turn and then floored the accelerator usingthe trick to catch up to Nadine who was driving like, well like a crazed tiger chasing a rabbit.

They shot into a tunnel on the course where it dipped under part of the track and turned to head backto the start line.

They'd pulled ahead of most of the crowd but there was still one kart ahead of them, a kart fromwhich a fox's face stuck out from the side and looked back at them with a taunting smirk, "Give it upslow pokes! Nobody's a crazier driver than my bunny!"

"Not on your life Wilde! This is only lap one of three!" Nadine shouted back.

A small grey paw reached over and grabbed the back of the fox's neck and hauled him back into thekart before it power skidded around the turn at the end of the tunnel, so close to the wall that it left ablack streak where the bumper bar had scraped against it.

"Shit! How did she do that?!" Nadine said, taking the turn too fast and bumping into the far wallbefore straightening out.

"Break. Turn. Then Accelerate!" Ralph shouted cutting inside of Nadine's turn in a power skid that ifnot as paint strippingly close to the inside of the turn as Hopps's was, wasn't as death defyinglyinsane either.

Nadine leaned forward in her kart, teeth barred as they roared down a straight away, Ralph right nextto her.

"Come on Ralph, we are not letting them beat us!"

"I'd rather them beat us and we stay alive!" Ralph shouted back, "I only just asked you out, I don'twant us to end up in a hospital before our first official date!"

"We might just end up in the hospital if Judy makes us go on that death ride of a rollercoaster again!"Nadine replied pointing forward, "Now show me why you're our driver and beat that cocky littlebunny!"

They shot through the start line and heard a cackling laugh from the kart in front of them, "HA! Onedown two to go! Eat my dust Nadine!"

Judy's shout was followed by Nick shouting, "Ya! What she said, Ralph!"

"You see?! We can't let them win after that!" Nadine half growled, half shouted.

Ralph was about to respond but right then a hot pink kart that looked far too small for its occupantpulled up between them.

"I'm sorry sweeties, but you two are messing up our plans for one little bunny and fox," The cowgirlfrom earlier in the line said, "You two make a lovely couple be we just can't have that." and then shetwisted her wheel and slammed the side of her kart into Nadine's.

"Oh no you didn't!" Nadine snarled, slamming her kart back into the cow's hot pink one. "I don'tknow what you are trying to do to them, but we're not going to let you!"

"Girl, don't get in my way or I'll whoop your ass like donkey kong in Mario kart!" the cow calledshoving Nadine's kart into the railing as they ground around a turn.

"You forgot that this a team match!" Ralph shouted clipping the back corner of the cow's kart forcingit into a spin, the cow cursing as she tried regaining control but know far behind them.

Nadine took a quick look back and then shouted at Ralph, "Shit, someone really is plotting to getthem!"

Ralph looked back at Nadine worried now, "We'd better catch up then and-" he was cut off as hewas slammed forward in his kart."

"Oh shit! Ralph, watch out for Browser!" Nadine called as there was another hit on his rear bumperand he fought to keep control as they turned around another curve.

Ralph looked back just long enough to catch a glimpse of the Bull that was dressed like an Indianand scowling like he wanted to scalp him and his tail.

The Bull though was a damned good driver and Ralph took a few more hits and barely avoidedgetting spun out by the other silent and grim faced driver. Nadine swerved over intending to tryforcing him into the wall but he dropped back just in time for Nadine to flash across in front of himand hit the wall herself instead.

"Nadine!" Ralph called, worried as she dropped back behind them and then growled menacingly atthe bull as he came up beside Ralph and tried to force him into the wall as well.

Nadine cursed as she regained control and floored the accelerator trying to make up the distance shelost as they shot around and into the tunnel again.

"That ass! I'll teach him!" she snarled, steering around the curve at the far end of the tunnel in a muchbetter turn than her first time and gained some ground on the two battling karts in front of her. Shecould see Ralphs ears pinned back as he growled at the bull who was trying again to push him intothe rail.

"Sorry, hun. But I own that particular ass," a voice said only just behind her and Nadine looked overto see the cowgirl only a cart lengths behind her but with an actual gods damned lasso swingingaround in the air above her horns. The sight was so unexpected that Nadine just watched as shewhipped her hoof forward and the lasso hurtled through the air to land around Ralph and tightencausing his growl to break off into a startled yelp.

"Yee-Haa! caught me another one, yes I did!" The cowgirl hollered and started hauling on the linedragging Ralph's kart back and hers forward.

"Oh, you have got to be freaking kidding me!" Nadine snarled and swerved over closer to the cowgirl's go-kart which was almost even with her karts rear bumper. Nadine reached out with one paw,extended her claws and sliced the rope.

"Hey! That was rented!" the cowgirl shouted back at her waving the now useless end of rope shewas holding, and Nadine smile smugly.

"Should have thought of that before going after my friends, you old heifer!"

"That's an oxymoron you pussycat! And this is for the good of the city!" the cow retorted.

"Says who, you dried up old wench!"

"Says me, you alley cat"

"Milk maid!"

"Furball!"

"Broodmare!"

"Bitch!"

Nadine slammed her kart against the cows and snarled, "My mates a wolf you floozy, you're going tohave to do better than that!"

The cow smashed her kart back into Nadine's and their bumpers ground and screeched against eachother, "You two are already mates?!" she squealed, "Congratulations! Now get out of my waykittycat!" she pushed Nadine's kart into the wall and after a rubber screeching few moments managedto pull ahead

"That's not what I meant! We're only dating!" Nadine shouted back furiously trying to catch back up.

"That's not what your face says!" The cow laughed back at her and Nadine swore loudly trying tocontrol her blush.

The cow only laughed at her curse, "Oh, I'm sure your cute little wuffy would love to do that to youagain!"

"DON'T YOU CALL MY WOLF CUTE, YOU FAT COW!" Nadine roared bashing the back ofthe cowgirl's go-kart as they swung around another turn.

Ralph felt like pin ball being bounced around as the other larger go-kart with its even larger occupanttried and almost succeeded in causing him to spin out again. There had been a moment where he'dthought he was done for when he'd quite literally been lassoed but the Bull seemed just as surprisedas he was and hadn't taken advantage of the opportunity before Ralph had free himself. He'd have tothank Nadine for being so quick to cut the lin,e otherwise that would not have ended well for him.

Now though, he was again in trouble again. The Bull had managed to get in front of him and Ralphwas jolted forward as the Bull hit the brakes and their bumpers collided, Ralph's kart's engine roaringas it tried to continue moving forward while the other kart's screeching tires left a track of burntrubber as its breaks locked.

Ralph couldn't think of any better options so in a desperate move he shifted into reverse and threw

the steering wheel all the way over. His view whirled around as his kart skidded out to the side in abackwards spin and he hurriedly turned the wheel back and threw the kart's shifter into drive.

As he regained control he couldn't help the half manic grin that appeared on his face as he floored thepedal again and shot past the kart with the bull now not only looking grim but rather annoyed; He'dhad half expected to completely crash pulling a stunt like that and nearly laughed at his success.

Ralph's smile though disappeared as his kart stopped accelerating past the bulls and he looked backto see that the Bull had reached forward and grabbed the rear bumper of his kart. He had only amoment to see the terrifying smile that split the Bulls face as a shiver of fear ran up his spine.

Gods This is like Bogo's evil twin brother. He managed to think right before he lost sight of thathorrible smile.

Then Ralph's world was whirling as the Bull literally flung his whole kart back down the track in aflat spin as he desperately yanked on the steering wheel trying to regain control.

There was a brief moment in which Ralph actually felt thankful that they'd gone on that insanerollercoaster earlier because compared to that this wasn't even making him all that dizzy. He finallygot control of the spin and started accelerating again only to have Nadine and the cowgirl pass himand he pressed harder on the accelerator trying to catch up.

Ralph felt a moment of sheer terror as Nadine screamed and swerved as the cowgirl laughed andleveled a pistol at her.

"Ha! The little kitty doesn't like water does she! Well take that! And That!" the cowgirl laughedfiring what Ralph finally realized with relief was a toy water pistol at her.

Nadine though did seem to find that fact all that reassuring as she desperately maneuvered andducked, her ears flat against her head as she tried to avoid getting splashed in the face.

The cowgirl continued to cackle and shot, seeming to greatly enjoy her sport as she shouted, "Badkitty! I warned you but you didn't listen! You've been a very BAD kitty!"

Ralph was just catching up to the two of them when the bull's kart slammed into the front of Nadine'sand boxed her in with the cows along the wall.

Nadine shrieked as she took a direct spray from the water gun right between her eyes.

"Oh, THAT IS IT! You want bad kitty?! Then I'll give you BAD KITTY!" she roared as the groupraced into the tunnel on their last loop. Ralph squinted at the change of light and missed seeing fromexactly where Nadine pulled out her tranq pistol, but in one smooth motion she aimed and shot outone of the rear tires of the cowgirl's kart before doing the same to the bull's in front of her.

The cowgirl lost control of her hot pick go-kart and with an angry shout of, "That'sCheatinnnggggg!" crashed into the side wall. The bull though fought hard with his kart and managedto keep it mostly under control until Nadine also shot out the front tire on the same side as the blownrear tire. Ralph had to weave around the bull as he finally lost his battle for control and his kart spunout.

"That'll teach you to mess with me!" Nadine hollered back at them as the leading wave of the maingroup of go-karts crashed and bumped into the two downed karts in a loud cacophony of angryvoices as the other drives tried to bump their way through the pileup.

By the time Ralph looked back forward, Nadine's tranq pistol had disappeared again.

"I have so go to figure out where she is hiding that." Ralph muttered pulling back up next to Nadineas they exited the tunnel and turned onto the final straightaway.

"You alright, Nadine?" he called over, and Nadine, her whiskers drooping a little with water that hadrun down her face gave him a noncommittal growl that he took for 'Okay, but pissed."

"We'd better catch up to Wilde and Hopps," Ralph said shaking his head at the whole incident,"Those two might have topped Duke Weaselton for ridiculousness but there might be others out afterthem as well."

"Right," Nadine growled back, "They seemed to be trying to separate us from them, they might notmake a move on those two if we're there to back them up."

Then Nadine groaned, and in a dejected voice devoid of her growl said, "Ralph, we lost," she let outsomething close to a whine, "Judy's going to make us go on one of those crazy rollercoasters again."

All Ralph could do as they passed the finish line and came into view of a grinning bunny and foxwas give his partner a reassuring, if slightly fretful smile and say, "Don't worry, we'll make it throughit…" and then quietly added, "I hope."

"Okay, that might not have worked out like I'd hoped," Bess said, giving Bogo a shy embarrassedsmile as their two go-karts finally puttered past the finish line, their blowout wheels keeping them at acrawl.

One of the attendants, a stag, took one look at their vehicles and waved them over to the sidemuttering loudly, "Knew we should have put them in the elephant sized karts, I told Herald that theywere too heavy."

They got out and made their way toward the exit, but all signs of the two couples were gone.

Bogo gave a defeated sigh and patted his wife on the shoulder.

"Bess, nothing that involves Wilde and Hopps ever goes the way you expect it too."

She looked up at him, with an appreciative glance and asked, "So what now? You got one of yourpolice teams to hook up… just the wrong team… though they do also make a cute couple. Whowould have ever thought a feline and a canid would fall for each other?"

"They've probably been hanging out with Wilde and Hopps to much." Bogo muttered. He sighedagain rubbing his temple and then pulled out his phone, "As for what we do now…" he dialed anumber, "Now, I call in an old favor before we have to resort to option-J."

There was a moment before the line connected and the voice on the other end spoke immediately,sounding way too pleased.

"Mason! Good to hear from you, I was getting worried; I almost lost my bet on how long it wouldtake you to call for help."

Bogo's hoof went up to his face, trying to forestall his imminent headache.

"Does anyone not know what we are doing?" Bogo said in a defeated voice.

"Well… not everyone, I don't think Wilde and Hopps know."

Bogo heard a laugh from another voice over the call before it reprimanded the first one, "Jack! Stop

teasing Mason. He's had a hard enough time trying to handle one of his teams and their romanticissues and just got blindsided by another."

"You were here watching, weren't you Savage?" Bogo said feeling his head pound.

"Oh certainly. We couldn't miss this show, now could we? Oh, and Skye wants to ask Bess if she'llteach her how to lasso like that, I must say it was rather impressive."

Bess, who'd been listening with a cocked ear, smiled and turned to speak into the phone.

"Oh absolutely! We haven't had a chance to get together in too long anyway. Why don't you twostop by next weekend? Me and Skye can have a bit of girl time and you and Mason can go do whatever you boys do."

"Sounds good to me Bess, I'm getting a bit rusty at my pool game anyway. Now back to your littlelove-challenged couple. I'm assuming you want us to intervene?"

"Yes, damnit." Bogo said, "I'd rather not use our option of last resort, but the plan is falling apartright now."

"Okay, we'll see what we can do. We might be able to nudge them in the right direction but I thinkyou might have to use that option anyway, you should probably give Fru Fru Big the call to startprepping."

Bogo let out a groan, "you think it's going to take that."

"Anything less and it might not work," Savage replied, "Or do you want to have to deal with themlike they are now for the rest of mating season?"

Bogo didn't reply. This was Wilde and Hopps he was dealing with. Savage was probably right. Itwas time to start preparing to use his biggest hammer. He was not going to fail.

"Right. I'll give them the warning to start preparing. If you two can't get them back on track we'll useit." Bogo finally said.

"And what about Fangmeyer and Wolford? They seemed to have caught on that something is goingon with those two, they wouldn't be tailing them otherwise."

"We don't have the luxury of worrying about them now, if they get caught up in it, then it's theirfault." Bogo said and hung up.

Bess took his arm in hers, "Don't worry sweetie, I know you didn't want to do that to them butit is for their own good." She started leading him down the street. "Now why don't we go returnthese costumes and grab something to eat before the concert while we let Jack and Skye have a crackat them."

Bogo let his arm creep around his wife's back as they walked. She might be overenergetic butwhenever life or work seemed ready to make his head implode, she knew just what to say to makeeverything better.

He pulled out his phone with his other hoof and typed a short message to a certain shrew. His thumbhovered over the send button before finally clicking it.

With that done, he could relax for a bit and enjoy the day with his two most favorite things in life, hiswife and Gazelle's singing.

He felt a pinch on his rear and turned to see his smiling wife.

"Ready to go shake that tush of yours to some music?" she asked, and Bogo might have let thesmallest hint of a smile show on his face.

Nick leaned into Judy and whispered, "Oh carrots, that's just cruel," before laughing as he saw whatride Judy was leading them to. He knew that he was letting himself get too close to her, savoring thecontact as he brushed against her, getting himself drunk off her scent, what with the sweeter thannormal flavor it had picked up after the coffee shop. But he'd managed to steal a kiss from her nomatter how indirect, and he'd been so giddy after that he'd laughing himself silly. He didn't think he'dlaughed like that in years, maybe ever. His bunny was just too adorably cute, to funny, and too goodof a hustler.

He let out another quiet laugh at the thought of what she was about to put Nadine and Ralphthrough.

Nadine on the other hand didn't seem to think it was all that amusing, quite the opposite in fact,though judging by Ralph's tail, he disagreed. That and Ralph was grinning like a fool.

"Judy, please. This isn't a ride, it doesn't count, pick a rollercoaster or something, anything but this!"the tiger pleaded with the bunny. And Nick snickered enjoying the sight of the tiger at his bunny'smercy.

"How is this not a ride?" Judy responded mercilessly, "All you have to do is sit and ride in a littleboat, it can't be that scary."

Nadine looked ready to plead again but Judy cut her off, "You're not going to go back on yourpromise, now are you?"

Nadine deflated and Nick wasn't even sure if she knew that she'd taken hold of Ralph's paw. Nicknudged Judy and whispered.

"I have to give you credit, that was brilliant." Nick grinned, "Clawhauser will go crazy if we can wecan get him pictures of those two coming out of the tunnel of love."

He apparently wasn't quiet enough though because Nadine narrowed her eyes at him.

"Oh no you don't," She said pointing at him, "If we are going through this… this…" she waved atthe overly cliché ride complete with sparkly tunnel entrance and a line of two seater boats fordifferent sized mammals, "That, then you two are coming too."

Nick didn't know what expression was on his face but, he found he much preferred to be the onelaughing and not the source of laughter… though he might make an exception for his bunny. Sheseemed to be getting quite a kick out of his expression as well, and her laughter did funny things tohis stomach. Things that made him happy and warm and that he very much enjoyed.

He swept his tail back in a haughty manner and crossed his arms giving Judy the stink eye, "You setme up didn't you? This is payback for tweaking your nose on the go-kart track, isn't it?"

Judy broke into a fit of giggles before finally saying, "Don't worry, if you're a good fox, Finnickwon't ever have to hear about this."

He could feel his ears flatten at that and Judy's giggles broke out into laughter again.

He took a moment to recompose himself before murmuring, "You sneaky sly little bunny."

Judy poked him in his side and between laughs shot back with, "dumb fox!"

Nick gave her a grin and then setting his shoulders walked forward, "Come on Carrots lets get thisover with." He flicked her ear as she kept giggling glad that she was enjoying herself, "You mighthave to resuscitate me afterwards though. Even for a hustler like me this ride is so cheesy I might diefrom sheer mortification. I mean look at it! Swan boats? Swans? Seriously! And those lights, youcan't put those kinds of lights with that much glitter paint, that's just gaudy. And the hearts!" he gavea fake shudder and Judy laughed.

She hopped up to his side and they followed after the Nadine and Ralph, the tiger looking at thetunnel in terror and the wolf trying to reassure her.

"What's wrong with hearts?" Judy asked still giggling as she put her paws behind her back andstarted skipping happily.

"There so many of them! Its over kill, why the best heart surgens in Zootopia couldn't save that ridewith a dozen quadruple bypass surgeries!" he sniffed, and waved at the ride dismissively, "Whoeverbuilt this has no eye for aesthetics, now when my grandfather ran Wilde Times he had a real tunnelof love, one with class. Nothing like that monstrosity!"

Nick continued to chatter and looked down at his beaming bunny, working to hold back a smile.This had to be the single most cheesy ride ever, a ride he'd never ever want to be caught dead on, buthe couldn't help the thrill that went through him at how much Judy was enjoying this. And therewere certainly worse things than to be stuck on a cramped little boat in a dark tunnel snuggled upagainst his bunny. Maybe she'd even pet his tail again. The mere thought of that sent a delightfulshiver through him and he double checked once again that his obvious attraction to Judy down southwas well hidden.

If he was really lucky he might even manage to steal a kiss if he could tease her in just the rightmanner so she though it was only his normal friendly flirting while he played up the whole 'tunnel oflove' scene.

So much for this being a joke on him, he was going to enjoy every second of this ride. The only waythis could possibly be better is if Judy was actually interested in him in more than just as a friend. Buthe'd take what he could get and he could live happily enough with the way she was smiling andlaughing next to him as they headed for the ride. That laughter, her scent, and her smile wereenough, if barely, to mollify his savage primal need for her, to keep him from doing something thatmight make her hate him. So he'd do everything he could to keep her happy and laughing and by hisside and he'd treasure every one of those moments.

Stu walked into the kitchen with his paws behind his back, though he was sure that he wasn't foolingBonnie. He never could hide anything from her. He knew he wore his emotions on his sleeve but hecouldn't help that, it was simply who he was.

Bonnie turned and saw him coming and he could see the smile she was hiding.

"Well you're back a little early today."

"Yup, finished up work in the field a little sooner than I expected…" he adjusted his hat and knew heprobably looked like the same foolish fumbling love struck buck he had back when he'd first meetBonnie, "In fact I had enough time that I decided to pick these for you." He pulled out some tulips

he'd been secretly growing off in a secluded corner of one of the green houses they used for wintercrops. He knew it was an open secret around the farm, probably around the town considering howgossip got around, but the smile that broke across Bonnie's face made it completely worth thedoomed attempt to surprise her.

"Stu, they're lovely!" she put down he dishes she'd been cleaning and came over to take the flowers.The kiss she gave him wasn't very long or even overly passionate but it left him grinning just like thefirst time she'd kissed him and feeling like he had on their prom night all those years ago.

Bonnie picked out a particularly nice blossom and smelled it, "You always had a gift for growingthings," she said with a smile before popping the blossom in her mouth with a delighted sound.

Stu stuck his thumbs under his suspenders and couldn't help preening a bit at her praise. "Well I dotry my best for you Bon Bon. A doe like you deserves it and more."

Bonnie laughed and came over giving him another kiss, this one verging right on the edge of the PGlevel of intimacy they tried to keep while in view of their kits.

"Oh I think you've done a wonderful job, I couldn't be more satisfied," she smiled with a bit of atwinkle in her eye as she gave his tail a pinch, "Why just look at how big our family has grown."

"Um.. well, That's, ah… not the only surprise I ah, have…" Stu tried to say as he fidgeted with hishat again and smiled so much he could barely speak right, "Um, you, me, tonight, dinner, special… Imean I have a special dinner, just um, for us… ah…"

She kissed him on the cheek. "I was wondering what Gideon dropped off earlier today, and why afew of our older boys and girls offered to take care of dinner and the kerfluffle tonight. Why I couldhave even sworn that I saw you sneak in earlier headed to our room with some candles. It's almostlike theirs a conspiracy going on in this household, but that couldn't be true; that must have just beenme daydreaming about a perfectly romantic evening."

"So, um… you want… ah, dinner, I mean… will you have a special dinner tonight… with me." Stustammered as she smiled at him.

She took another one of the tulip blossoms out, smelled it and ate it.

"Well you did bring me such lovely flowers, so I think I will accept your invitation to dinner."

Stu let out his breath in a long sigh, before saying in a relieved voice, "Oh thank Serendipity, marriedfor thirty years and asking you out on a date hasn't ever gotten easier."

Bonnie laughed again and gave him another kiss on the cheek. "Just give me a little time for my ownsurprise to finish baking," she tapped one of the ovens, "I'm assuming dinner tonight is in our room?"

"And how did you guess that?" Stu asked going over to help her clean up the kitchen.

"I guess I just got lucky," Bonnie said sidling up next to him and bumping his hip as they startedcleaning and drying the dishes in a practiced team effort, though the smirk she shot him as shewhispered, "I hope it's not the only time I'm going to get lucky tonight." certainly wasn't part of theirusual routine.

Stu felt like he might break his face with the smile he was sporting.

"So Bon Bon, how is the conspiracy to get our little Jude the dude to finally admit to Nick how shefeels about him coming along?"

"Got off to a bit of a rough start and there's some worry about them being tailed by another group,but last update said things seemed to be going well, some of the pictures of those two they sentwhere absolutely adorable." Bonnie stopped for a second to bring out her phone and show him someof the pictures that were sent to her by Fru Fru's mouse team trailing them.

"Never thought that a fox would make our girl so happy but I guess he'll do. They make asurprisingly cute couple." Stu murmured as he looked at all the pictures of Judy and Nick smilingand laughing with each other around an amusement park.

"Oh, don't try to act all grumbly," Bonnie teased, "you've been ecstatic that Judy finally foundsomeone, why you were so excited to meet him at his graduation after hearing Judy talk about himon every weekly call home that you passed out when you shook his paw!"

"Well... who would have thought that out little girl would end up falling in love with a fox? Butregardless, it took her long enough to find her buck or I guess tod is the right word… anyway I onlypassed out because I was a little nervous about finally meeting our future son-in-law… and at least Ididn't cry all over him."

"Nervous?" Bonnie laughed again, "I don't think that's the right word, why right afterwards youspent nearly an hour with his mother talking about wedding plans."

Stu harrumphed, "Well be that as it may, let's just hope this little plot to get them together works, Iwant to hold their wedding this spring, why maybe we can even hold a double wedding with hersister."

A high-pitched squeal ripped through the house as he handed Bonnie another plate to dry.

"Jessica, dear. What have I said about shouting in the house." Bonnie called in the direction of thesqueal.

Their daughter in question came sprinting into the kitchen, "O M G, Mom, Dad you won't believeit!" she ran over and turned on the TV on the far counter and changed the channel to ZNN.

Peter Moosebridge and Fabienne Growley the anchors for ZNN appeared on the screen.

"Well Fabienne, it seems that the ZPD is continuing to lead the city in its push for greater interspeciescooperation now not only by promoting interspecies, and in particular predator and prey officerteams, along with their shift to full support of the M.I.I. program but by now accepting interspeciescouples."

A picture of Judy and Nick both in uniform as they walked out of the ZPD's front doors while Nickwas smile and gesturing and Judy was laughing, filled the screen. There wasn't anything particularlyobvious about the picture but It gave the sense that the two officer's were very good friends andhinted at a possibility of something more.

"Many mammals have wondered about the ZPD's spot light team since the Nighthowler and MissingMammals cases but recent video of officer Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde that has gone viral on theinternet has turned the rumors of their involvement in a budding relationship from musings to nearcertainty."

The picture was replaced by a close up shot of Nick with his head in Judy's lap while their nosestouched, apparently on the verge of kissing.

"However, they aren't the only interspecies couple at the ZPD,"

Two images appeared side by side, both looking like they were the portfolio pictures of two ZPDofficers, one a tigress and the other a gray wolf.

"Officers Nadine Fangmeyer and Ralph Wolford, ZPD partners for over three years, have apparentlybeen involved in a quiet courtship."

The TV screen changed again to show a picture of the two officers in regular clothes holding pawswhile the tigress blushed and the wolf smile delightedly.

"It is unclear how long the officers have been dating since the couple has apparently kept theirrelationship secret even from most of their families, though information from a few neighbors and asibling of officer Wolford's who has apparently been helping the couple with their secret courtship,hint that the couple are now engaged and planning on moving in together."

"Most interestingly, Peter, and what has had many of our mammals here at ZNN wondering, is ifOfficers Wilde and Hopps are not also secretly engaged since both couples were spotted today atZootopia's Annual Valentine's Day Festival in what looks like a double date."

"That's certainly what the photos and video we have managed to obtain suggest, so stay tuned. Afterthe commercials, we have a special guest, Dr. Viktor Vandyke a renowned behavior specialist, whowill help explain exactly what these photos and videos suggest about the current relationships of theZPD's secret celebrity couples."

A/N

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Operations Clock: +5.5 hours

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WARNING:

Mission must succeed before days end.

Time Remaining: 6.5 hours

Failure is Not an Option

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Secret Squirrel division Report:

Operations successful.

General ideas about pool and sports teams, etc. stolen (redacted) 'commandeered' from 'King inYellow'

Dr. Viktor Vandyke from Starfang's Secrets 'Embrace it'

Carl & Ellie from 'Always' by Cimar of Turalis WildeHopps (Humm... where did he get those twofrom? *smirk*)

Ideas *cough* feline naturalists *cough* 'commandeered' from MinscLovesBoo

(additional note: we've pretty much pilfered MinscLovesBoo of all he had lying around;

Request support from Big's Polar Bear division to shake him down for more)

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Supply Department Request:

Need immediate resupply of coffee, the damned grinch got loose in the supplies.

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A Kiss, A Kiss, my kingdom for a Kiss!

– last known words of King Bogo the Destroyer of Souls, Chief of those Doomed in their battle tocontrol WildeHopps.

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Chapter 10 - Tunnel of Chaos: Part 1

CLASSIFIED: DO NOT READ

THE CONSPIRACY

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Disclaimer:

"What do you mean the Grinch got into the Experimental Weapons Lab?

Yes, Yes. I know. We don't official have an 'Experimental Weapons Lab'. We have a standarddisclaimer for that and the other stuff we're also not supposed to have or be stealing, but are. Nowwhat about the Lab?

Uh-huh, really… he told the guard that Cindy Lou sent him to get a glass of water and he believedhim?! And why did you have a pirate guarding The Lab?!

I don't care if all the marines are out getting ready for the big raid on Disney, using a pirate auxiliaryto guard The Lab was just Stupid! … I DONT CARE IF THE PIRATE SAID HE WAS SORRY!Now, what did the Grinch take?

Uh-huh… and what the hell is a 'Fluffthrower'?

"Sir, Sir! We've got alarms going off in the engine room."

NOT Now Petty Officer, I need to finish this call!

"But Sir, the only report we got from them was one of the engineers screaming 'Oh God, Oh God it'sa Fluffy Hell' and then there was some diabolical cackling and we haven't been able to raise anyoneelse since!"

Deal with it Petty Officer! I'll be free in just a moment!

Now doctor what were you saying? Uh-huh, yes… designed like a Flamethrower but for Fluff?Please tell me you didn't keep something like that loaded while on a SHIP!

*Phone slamming down* IDIOTS! We have enough problems trying to disarm this damned FluffNuke!

Um, Sir!?

What is it Petty Officer!

"Sir we've… *gulp* we've lost the engine room, fire control systems are having no effect and thedamage is spreading!"

Son of a *****! I'm going to wring that grinch's neck till he turns green!

"Um… sir I think he's already green"

*Glare*

*Gulp* "Um… never mind. Ah, Sir, what do we do about the damage and the grinch?"

We trap him like the rat he is! Petty Officer, go down to the mess and get all the coffee from storesand put it on the deck. *Goes over to vault door, pulling out a key* Master of the guard your key.*master of the guard gulps and shakily pulls out another key*

"Sir *Big gulp* you're -you're not going to… to pull out *terrified voice* The box of funnies"

Drastic times call for drastic measures Petty Officer, now go get that coffee and then get the hellaway from the deck!

*Inserts key and warning klaxon starts sounding*

Master of the guard, insert your key please.

*second key shakily inserted, another warning klaxon starts joining first*

Turn on three.

One.

Two.

Three.

Chapter 10 – Tunnel of Chaos: Part 1

Fru Fru Big's cell phone beeped and she pulled it out with a high pitched giggle expecting anotherset of adorable pictures of Judy and Nicholas.

She was really glad now that her daddy hadn't iced that fox all those years ago over the incident withthe skunk butt rug and Gram-mama; She'd reminded daddy that Gram-mama had liked him enoughto offer him one of her cannolis, and therefore wouldn't have wanted him iced. She'd done it moreout of concern from gram-mama's memory than the fox truth be told… but (she let out a littledelighted squeal at the thought) it had worked out for the best in the end since her best girl friend(with a space) had fallen so hard for him. And as for Nicholas, well… she didn't thinkshe'd ever seen a mammal fall so hard.

Fru Fru knew her husband loved her and she loved him too, but the way that fox loved that rabbitmade her marriage seem a bit pale by comparison. The little shrew shrugged at the thought; thosetwo were like something out of a fairytale, the kind of love that happened once in a millennia, thekind of love that mammals made into award winning blockbuster movies, the kind that inspires anentire generation to write and tell tails about them. Her marriage might be a bit less… epic, but it wasa comfortable happy marriage like a warm hearth fire, and she treasured it.

Now if that fox and bunny could only stop worrying that admitting how they felt toward each othermight ruin their friendship (or whatever other equally unreasonable thing was holding them back)and just do the reasonable thing and admit they loved each other, the increasing tension in the citymight finally decrease. Even her daddy was getting concerned about it, which is why he'd offeredher his full support with anything she needed for the little project she was involved in… that and

well… she might have also asked him with that hopeful look that never failed to get him to help her.She'd never understand why all the mammals were so afraid of her daddy, he was a sweetheartbehind that scrunch scary face of his; from what she'd heard from her newest friend Clawhauser, hisboss the Chief of police was the same way too.

That thought made Fru Fru smile. The Chief and her daddy had been bitter rivals for decades butthey really were just like each other… even if they were on different sides of the law and the sizechart too.

Regardless, even her daddy thought something needed to be done as it was causing some issues forthe family, though that might have been just the tiniest bit her fault. She had been the one to mentionto Koslov that she wished they would just hurry up and get together so she could help put togetherthe wedding and the faithful bear had taken it upon himself to try.

Daddy hadn't been too happy about the results of that. It had cost them quite a bit in lawyers' fees toget Koslov out of that mess. Though Fru Fru personally thought it had been a good try. He'd faked arobbery at a jewelry store and left clues that lead her two friends to a 24 hour style wedding chapellooking for the 'stolen' engagement rings, where just as Koslov had planned, they had goneundercover as a fake couple to get in. It probably would have worked too but it turned out that thechapel was part of a money laundering scheme being run by a smaller rival crime family. Koslovhad almost gotten them to kiss for an 'obligatory' wedding photo as the first part of the package dealthey'd had to buy in order to sneak in, when the other family recognized the polar bear masqueradingas one of their ministers, panicked and tried to kill him.

Koslov's plan had come apart after that, but he did manage to get one amazing picture of Judy andNick in a wedding gown and tux, pulling out hidden dart pistols from each other's clothes whilejumping into action. After that though, things had gone to hell in a handbasket.

In the end, daddy wasn't too unhappy because shutting down the money laundering operation hadput a real dent in the other family's finances and Judy and Nick had ended up saving Koslov.

The real issue was that since Koslov had failed, others lower in the family hierarchy had seen it as achance to move up in the ranks if they could succeed where he had not. Even other crime familieshad gotten in on the action trying to show up the Big family by trying to succeed where they hadfailed.

So far there had been a couple more unsuccessful attempts including one spectacular failure by atemporary coalition of smaller families to try and force the two to move in together. They'd gainedcontrol of their apartments, increased their rents astronomically and controlled what apartmentavailabilities were open in an attempt to force them to move in together by sheer financial necessity.By the time the dust finally settled on that debacle, daddy and a few other families had to quickly getrid of a number of apartment properties they'd invested in or risk getting into trouble for attemptedextortion and racketeering.

Now though it was her turn to try and she, the private completely upstanding citizen that she was,was working with a whole large conspiratorial group to make it happen, and if she could call on herdaddy and his resources for help, well it wasn't like they were actually doing anything illegal… thistime… mostly.

At least this time it wasn't only in the interest of the family, they were doing this for the sake of thewhole city.

Fru Fru flicked through the last couple of messages, most of which were pictures, including one trulyadorable shot of Nick kissing Judy on the tip of her nose while they sat in a go-kart, and came to the

latest message. This one though was a message through the secure app being used by theconspiracy's inner circles.

"Begin Preparations for Option J"

Fru Fru let out such a squeal of excitement that her husband came rushing into the room where shewas getting changed into her dress for the concert, worried that something had happened… or thatmaybe she had just found out she was pregnant again. Fru Fru quickly shoed him out withassurances that nothing was wrong.

That done she hurriedly confirmed the message and started shooting rapid fire messages to Benji anda few of her teams.

Big: 'You heard!? :) '

Claws: ' XD *SQUUEEEL* Yes! Already sent the messages about possible damage to the watermains. They're being shut down until inspectors can examine them. Water will have to be diverted tothe Rainforest District and Tundra Town.'

Big: ' Perfect! I knew J's plan was what we should have gone with from the start! Team Yeti saysthey already have 'Titanic' moving down from the Polar Straight and team Catcher is ready to nudgeit into position.'

Claws: 'Good! I thought so too! XD, As soon as it's in place, they'll have to kick up the Bio-Wall tofull power to deal with it and hold Sahara Squares climate temperature. What about the Bait andTrap?"

Big: 'Ready as soon as we need them.'

Claws: 'Humm… what about the new tail on the Target? Got any ideas on how we can deal withthat if they follow them?'

Big: ' *squinty face emoji* Trap both?'

Claws: 'Works for me, they deserve it anyway for not telling anyone they were going out *huffyfaced emoji* '

Big: 'ok. warned the Trap team to set up a second just in case. Think that's everything for now, yougoing to make it to the concert on time?'

Claws: 'Like I'd ever miss seeing the Angel with Horns? Really Fru? Really?'

Big: ' *giggle face emoji* Hey no names remember what the 'Boss' said! :P '

Claws: ' *sad faced emoji* Opps. :P Well I'll see you there. As long as things stay to the plan,announcements should be going out in just a little while on the news and we should start seeing thefirst signs of the effects of our meddling around the end of the concert'

Big: 'Ohhh! This is going to be so much fun! See you there!'

"So, how do we want to play this?"

The arctic fox looked over and smirked, "Oh come on, Like this is going to be any different thanhow things always go?" she crossed her arms, her tail swishing once behind her as she looked at him

with a chastising expression, though he saw a hint of teasing in her blue eyes.

"You are going to run off ahead, get into trouble, and I'm going to bail your fluffy little tail out of thefire before it gets burnt."

"Hey, I'm not that bad!" he said, popping up his stripped ears indignantly and meeting her stare forstare. Which was a losing battle for him because her pose immediately started to distract him. Theway her arms crossed on her chest with her hips angled and her long gorgeous tail swished to theside started making his eyes wander up and down her.

"Jack, You're absolutely reckless, always running right up to the edge of the rules and jumping intomesses, although…" The vixen said, shifting in a gracefully, fluid motion to lean over to him andwhispered in his ear, "I'll admit that I like when you're a bit reckless with me." If his ears hadn'talready been standing at attention they would have been with the way she'd whispered that to him.

There was an ever so faint brush of her tail against the back of his legs and a shiver of excitementshot up through him.

Then she laughed, in that pure sweet way she had and kissed his cheek before taking his paw andstarting back down the path.

Jack walked beside Skye as she hummed happily, purposefully brushing up against him andconsidered just how lucky he was. He would never have imagined where he would have ended up inlife, with whom he had ended up with, hell he never would have imaged that winter, a time of theyear he had hated with a fervored passion since he was a tiny kit would become his favorite time ofthe year.

Granted Skye might have had a lot to do with that last one but it didn't diminish the point. Skye wasalways bubbly and happy but winter brought out an extra cuddly, almost frisky side to her, a sidethat left even an energetic hare like him hard pressed to keep up. It had been a bit of a surprise theirfirst year together when winter rolled around and his mate, normally one for small advances or hintsand planned romantic nights suddenly became a bit more… demanding and spontaneous, not that heminded at all.

He looked over at her, his beautiful vixen, his mate.

Yes. Jack thought, He was one lucky bastard.

"It's a controlled recklessness, Skye. I'm always in control." Jack said as they walked, smiling as shelaughed again.

"No it isn't! Jack, you're flying by the seat of your pants most of the time!"

Still grinning, he let out an indignant huff, "Even if I am, I'm still in control of those pants!"

"Um-huh," Skye murmured not sounding convinced in the least, "What about the incident in thesouthern seas?"

Jack waved a paw nonchalantly, "I meant to sink that ship, completely not an accident. Planned thewhole thing, especially that part about getting us a week of time to ourselves on that deserted tropicalisland. Thought we could use a little vacation after that mess."

"Vacation? Planned?" Skye said skeptically, "I remember being stranded on that islandwith no supplies and our clothes in rags after swimming to shore hauling your unconscious body."

"And I remember waking up in a tropical paradise with a lovely naked vixen… just like I planned."Jack said relishing the memories.

"I was not naked," Skye huffed, "I was wearing a grass skirt I made."

"for all of about 10 seconds. I clearly remember it disappearing somewhere between the second andthird kiss." Jack replied in a delightedly, reminiscent tone that earned him an even louder huff.

"Well, Mr. skirt stealer smarty pants, you sure didn't seem in control when you came stumbling intomy garage that first time we meet and I had to save your fluffy little tail from those thugs chasingyou."

"Hey, everyone has a bit of a bad day now and then! That one's unfair!" Jack poked her rear andreceived a whack from her tail for it, which just made him grin more. "Anyway, I was in control ofthe situation enough to lead them into a trap where a beautiful mechanic was able to clobber themfrom behind with a whopping big wrench."

"That one wasn't even my biggest," Skye said, preening a bit.

"And then I charmed said beautiful mechanic into helping me and later into marrying me. See,perfectly in control and all to plan."

Skye laughed and shoved him, "That is not what happened, you devious little flirt! I got dragged intothat whole savage city mess because I saved you and doctored you back to health, and I mightremind you that not a single one of those pickup lines you used the entire time worked on me."

"Oh?" Jack stopped walking and crossed his arms, giving her a smug grin, "Then how do youexplain us?"

Skye mirrored his pose giving him her own smug look, which Jack thought just made her lookeven more cute.

"Because," she leaning in toward him, "after that whole fiasco, after you got chewed out and hadyour ass handed to you by your superiors, for being reckless I might add, with how you handled thatwhole mission, I got your crabby old ewe of a boss-"

"Agent U is your boss now too, you know." Jack pointed out.

"And she's still a crabby old ewe, but as I was saying, I got her to tell me where you'd slunk off to soyou could lick your wounded pride. I found you down at that bar and decided to cheer you up. Andafter spending some normal time with you, not running, or fighting, or trying to save ourhides, and without you flirting all the time,"

"I thought you said you liked my flirting?" Jack interrupted again and Skye snickered.

"Oh, I do, though only when you flirt with me." she continued in a teasing tone that none the lesscarried a hint of a possessive growl, "but I wanted to see what you were like when you weren't inMr. Charm mode while working a crazy mission and I decided at the end of the night that I'd giveyou a chance." She leaned forward and kissed the top of his head, just like she had that night rightbefore leaving the bar, "That's why I kissed you and told you to take me out to dinner the next day."

She grinned at him in a predatory manner that made his instincts sit up and take notice and his heartbeat faster, but in a surprisingly different way than most hares or rabbits facing a fox grinning likethat would.

"and because I ended up deciding that I did like you after our dates, I decided to keep you." Sheleaned forward and lightly rubbed her muzzle against his, "I'm the one that proposed after all." Shesaid smugly, straightening back up.

Jack stepped forward and stood on his toes to give her a quick kiss, "I proposed first, if you recall.You just said no, then pulled out a ring and proposed to me."

He watched as her smile widened and her cute ears perked up, "Well, I am a vixen after all, Jack.Foxes are very traditional and there's a proper way to do these things."

Jack rolled his eyes, though he was smiling as well, "Foxes just have silly notions about courtship."He took her paw in his and started heading back down the small walking path. "Hopps was leadingthem toward the far corner of the pier, we need to hurry if we're going to head them off."

The was a light feminine snicker, "You bunnies, always in a hurry."

Jack could feel his ears heating up, "I'm a hare, not a bunnyrabbit, if you'll recall," he folded his earsback so the light blush showing on the insides wouldn't be visible, "And lapines might be inclined tobe… quick, but you haven't ever complained about that since we're also really good atgoing repeatedly."

There was another tinkling laugh followed by a pinch on his tail which sent him into a smallsurprised hop. He landed and shot a stern look at Skye, though his blush had now spreading to hischeeks.

She just smirked in a manner that made his face flush even more and brushed up next to him again,her tail running along the back of his legs.

"As I recall you've still got that adorably cute and soft bunny tail, Jack. I've never heard anyone callit a 'hare tail', and who said I was complaining about hares being 'quick'?" Her smile grew and therewas a delighted mischievous sparkle in her crystal blue eyes, "Being 'quick' has it's advantagestoo…" she continued her tone taking on a pleased edge, "If Hopps is taking them to where I thinkshe is, then I might be able to show you exactly why I like that you can pull a 'quickie'."

Oh!, Jack though, a bit of nervous excitement running through him despite being caught off-guard byher suggestion, but then again... it was winter after all, Well… If we can find a secluded spot…

Skye rubbed up against him, a bit of a growly purr in her voice as she whispered into his ear, "Thinkyou want to be a bit… reckless with me?"

Jack remembered some advice his boss had told him when he'd gotten engaged and decided nowwould be a good time to use it.

He cleared his throat, "Um, well… Yes, dear."

That earned him a kiss.

Damned good advice.

Jack was silent for a bit, trying to ponder where Skye thought they might find somewhere privateenough at the amusement park, and then they came around a turn and he saw where they wereheaded.

His ears shot back up on their own accord and he couldn't help muttering,

"You've got to be kidding me."

Skye gave a soft chuckle, before whispering right in his ear, "Nope. But only if you're up for thechallenge…"

His response was automatic, "Skye, I'm always up for a challenge."

Her tail swatted his as she laughed, "And that, Jack. Is why you're reckless!"

He opened his mouth to retort, but then thought over it and shrugged.

"You might have a point there," he said instead, "But being that way got me you so I think it'sworked out pretty well."

"And as long as being like that keeps you with me, I don't mind." Skye replied resting her muzzle onhis head with a contented sigh.

Instead of responding Jack looked up and gave the underside of her muzzle a quick kiss, watching asa slow smile formed on her lovely face.

They stayed like that for a moment before her nose twitched. It twitched again and her ears snappedup and then she closed her eyes and took in a long breath, her muzzle angling around like a compassneedle which finally came to rest pointing in the direction of a food stand before she took one lastlong inhale.

Jack just grinned watching her. He'd seen what had caught her attention and even if he hadn't therewas only one thing that would make her act like that.

He felt and heard Skye's tail start to wag happily behind her and she let out a delighted groan, "Ismell cherry pie!"

Skye's greatest weakness… cherries, Jack though with a chuckle, If our enemies only knew theycould stop us by dangling a piece of cherry pie over a trap!

He smiled, looking at his fox, "Do you want to go get a piece?"

She hummed, taking another long inhale.

"grab one for me too?" Jack asked.

Her tail sped up and she kissed him before letting go and heading in the direction of the food stand,though she looked back pointing a finger at him.

"Don't you go and be too reckless now Jack! You've seen that bunny's file just like I have, and if youtry to pull that Mr. Charmer act on her, she'll kick you so hard you'll end up 6 feet under and then I'llhave to come dig you up just so I can bury you!"

Jack's grin spit his face and he called back, "And don't you go eating my piece of that pie before youget back, sweetheart!"

She returned his grin before turning back and Jack swore that she put a little extra sway in her hipsand that stunning tail of hers. Then again she probably knew that he'd take the chance to watch herbackside.

Right before she got to the stand she swished her tail, turned and with a wink, blew him a kiss.

Yep, she knows. She absolutely knows that she can wrap me around that tail of hers, Jack thoughtbefore finally tearing his eyes away from Skye and casually striding toward the line for the ride thathe could now see two other interspecies couples heading for.

The world really has come a long way since I was a kid, Jack though reminiscing on the fact thatalmost no one in the crowd around seemed to really care too much about the odd couples. Therewere some stares and curious glances but two decades ago and there probably would have beeninsults and maybe a few hurled rocks. Or maybe it's just that this city really is a place where anyonecan be anything.

He smiled, and recently that's thanks to two bright new stars. Now, let's see if we can give them anudge to help out with the current issue they've run into.

He adjusted his smile taking on a causal swaggering attitude as easily as if he was putting on adifferent jacket and headed over to insert himself between the two other couples headed for the line.

As he neared them he considered how he wanted to approach the situation and decided to keep thecharm at a mid level.

Skye's right, openly flirting might do the trick but that bunny would probably kick my nose in, her foxwould probably go savage on me, and then my fox would berate me for both flirting and getting mytail beat. This is going to be like walking a tight rope.

Jack managed to slip in between the pairs right before they got in line

"Class? class?! Nick what would you know about style or class!" Hopps laughed and poked Wilde,"Have you ever bothered to look at your choice in clothing!" she gestured at his shirt.

"This shirt's a classic! It's the definition of class." the fox retorted indignantly and the bunny laughed.

Jack took the slight pause in their conversation as a chance to interject himself.

"I'd have to agree with the lovely bunny there, she's obviously got better tastes than to picksomething like that." He gestured at Wilde's shirt, making sure that his comment had just the righthint of intonation that it might sound like a possible slight against the fox rather than his shirt.

The reaction was immediate.

Both turned to look at him, the bunny's ears dropping down and her face hardening. The fox had amuch more controlled reaction though Jack still caught the angry twitch to his ears and how hepositioned himself in a protective manner ready to put himself between Jack and her.

"Why that pattern went out of style decades ago, Wilde!" Jack continued before either of them couldsay anything.

The fox's eyes narrowed slightly as Jack smiled, throwing in some extra charm which bounced offHopps with absolutely no effect except to harden her expression more.

"I take it you know us but I don't think we've met before Mr. …" Wilde said leaving the sentencehanging.

"Savage, Jack Savage. And not in person, though I was part of the joint ZPD/ZBI mission a fewmonths back. One of the other agents told me about how she got to meet the famous crime fightingduo of the ZPD," Jack turned to face the bunny who had started to visibly simmer at the mention ofthe 'other agent'

Well, well, what do we have here? He thought, No reaction from Wilde on that, not that I'd expectone, but she doesn't seem happy at all about my mention of Skye, might be able to use that. Humm…poke that sore spot with her and maybe get him into a protective huff and see if we can get some oftheir feelings out into the open? Might work.

Jack cranked up the wattage on his smile, holding out his paw to shake, "I must say Miss Hopps, thatSkye certainly was right on one part. I wouldn't know anything about judging how handsome a todis," I'm much better at judging how pretty and cute my vixen is after all, he thought to himself,watching how the bunny's ear twitched angrily and her clenched paws tightened, betraying howmuch that remark had hit its target, "but I must say that she didn't lie when she described how cuteyou are, and it's a pleasure to finally meet you." He shifted his grip on their handshake and raised herpaw up to give it a kiss.

A split second after the old fashioned greeting, Jack realized he might have pushed just a little toohard.

He had to take a quick step back as Hopps all but ripped her paw out of his grip, nearly clocking hisnose as she did so and Wilde shifted again putting himself ever so slightly in front of his partner in away that would have almost casually shoved Jack away if he hadn't moved. The fox's expressionremained mostly neutral as he stared at him, but his eyes narrowed further, going hard like two darkgreen pieces of granite.

Jack had to fight back an instinctual reaction from his hindbrain that screamed DANGER! Andforced himself not to take another step back as the fox not quite openly glared at him.

Jack more felt than heard the low, nearly silence, subsonic, and utterly menacing growl that the foxgave off in contrast to his outwardly cool and collected manner and he wondered if he was about tobe in a serious fight for his life.

The fox might have looked calm, but Jack could sense that he was like a volcano that about to blow(he felt justified in making the comparison since he had actually personnel seen a volcano blow andcould remember the feeling of impending danger zinging through his hindbrain) Jack took anotherquick glance, analyzing the foxes current posture (one positioned to be ready to attack) and had towonder if Wilde had even realized that his claws had started to come out.

"Mr. Savage," Hopps said, her voice immediately catching his attention and herealized that, probably just like many of the criminals that these two had faced, he'd made the mistakeof focusing solely on the fox,

Another mental alarm joined the first in his mind screaming, Pissed Female! Watch Out!

"You're a hare so I would think that you would know how we bunnies don't. like. to. be. called.Cute." Hopps finished in a clipped frozen tone of voice, not bothering to hide her glare at all. Herfoot had also started to thump rapidly which Jack took for a very bad sign.

"My apologies," Jack said backtracking a bit, with a less flirtatious smile.

Careful what you say Savage so you don't step on any landmines, these two are wound far tighterthan we even imagined, he thought to himself.

He gave a small nod and grin, "Pardon me if I'm a little forward there, my mother always did say thatmy manners would get me into trouble, especially when it came to pretty girls."

Jacks attention shifted back to the fox again, as his growl became audible for a split second. Wilde

stifled it, quickly recovering from the flicker in his control, but as he took in another breath, the fox'snose twitched. A look of momentary confusion flickered across his face, joining the territorialprotective rage simmering in his eyes.

Wilde took another small sniff, his eyes widening minutely for a moment as something seemed toclick together in the fox's mind and then his glare shifted to something closer to neutral, matching hisface's expression and his body relaxed from a ready to attack posture to just moderately protective.

Finally picked up on Skye's mark, well that makes things easier since he isn't liable to attack meanymore. Now if I can just get Hopps to trip up and give Wilde some sort of signal-

He looked back over at the bunny and swallowed, feeling like she might actually succeed in burningholes through him with only her eyes. She looked far more ready to attack him than to cling toWilde.

And accomplishing that goal might be a bit harder than I thought.

Skye's tail wagged in delight as she popped the last piece of her pie slice into her mouth and savoredthe delicious taste of the cherry filling. The still warm morsel seemed to melt on her tongue,exploding into a flood of flavor that nearly had her groaning in pleasure. She eyed the second pieceon the plate contemplating how she might steal some of it without Jack knowing.

Maybe if I just nibble the edge…

She turned her head looking at the slice from different angles, figuring out just were to start nibblingwhen something tweaked her danger sense and she looked up at where she'd been heading, only tolet out an exasperated huff.

Seriously, I left him alone for what, one minute?! Maybe two!? And he's already about to spark off afight!

"Maid Marian, save me. Sometimes I don't think that buck has the brains given to a baby duck!...though his cute little tuft of tail does make up for a lot..." She watching as his tail twitched in anervous tick that was one of his only tells as he tried to figure out how to avoid getting slugged bythe bunny that looked madder than a stirred hornets' nest.

All the other mammals around the small group where watching them, though Skye noticed that theother ZPD couple, the tiger and wolf officers, while watching like this was a Saturday TV dramaspecial had taken a careful step back as if wanting to be out of the way if the bunny's fuse on hertemper blew.

"hummm… guess I should probably intervene." Skye mumbled and then looked back down at theremaining piece of cherry pie. Coming to a decision, she picked the piece of pie and took a large biteout of the tip of the slice and then headed over.

That's payment for saving his fluffy butt again, she justified as she chewed and let out anotherdelighted sound, after all, I can't have that bunny putting my mate in the hospital right now, we'vegot a whole romantic evening planned and I need him in working order.

She swallowed, savoring the last of the flavor from her stolen bite of the wonderful cherry pie beforestepping up to the group.

"Hey Jack, thanks for holding a spot in line for me," she turned to face the fox and bunny and gave aquick happy wave with her free paw, and tried not to squeal too much as she said excitedly, "Hey!

Haven't seen you two since the flying dingo debacle! How have you been Judy on Duty and SlickNick?" she gave the fox who was now wearing a small smirk a wink. "Given Chief Bogo any moremigraines lately?"

"At least three confirmed cases and one of him whacking his head against his desk saying 'Why me?!Why me?!'." Nick shot back, smirk now on full display. "Still holding the lead right now, Delgado'sonly got two."

Skye giggled, "You all give the Chief such a hard time."

"It's because we all like old Buffalo Butt," Nick said easily, some pride showing in his voice as hecontinued, "Besides, it would take a hell of a lot more than that to really bring down our Chief." Hesnickered and then leaned forward to waving for Skye to do the same. She complied leaning in forhim to stage whisper conspiratorially, "We've got a plan going between everyone next week, we'regoing to make sure that everything runs smooth as clock work, make sure absolutely nothing goeswrong. Since he's so used to things going haywire, everyone is taking bets on how long it will takethe Chief to freak out because things are running too well. I've got my money that he cracks on daytwo."

Skye let out a belly laugh.

"You all are just too mean!" she giggled, and then snickered, "I've so got to try that out on my boss."

Still giggling lightly, Skye looked over to Judy, "So are you in on this sly little plot as well Judy?"

The normally overly enthusiastic bunny was just staring at her and Nick with a blank vacant look,like she'd been sucker punched and couldn't draw in any air, not to mention that her ears weredrooping so much that they looked ready to fall off.

Skye cocked her head, looking at her with a bit of worry. She'd hadn't worked with Hopps for verylong during the joint department case but the spirited and tough little bunny hadn't seemed like onethat would ever just freeze up like that.

"Judy?" she asked again,

The bunny's frozen expression seemed to crack like a sheet of ice right before it breaks.

"oh… ah, Skye… yes, nice to see you here… too…" Judy mumbled almost drunkenly, her eye'sglossy and a bit unfocused.

Wilde was now looking at Judy, worry and alarm clearly written across his face.

"Judy? You aright?" he reached over putting a paw on her shoulder to steady the bunny as shestarted to sway on her feet. Wilde's alarm grew and he started speaking faster and faster, "Carrots?Are you not feeling well? Something you ate? Was it that last rollercoaster? You're looking a littlepale there! We can go sit down, take a break until you feel better. Sound like a plan?... Carrots?...Judy?" that last part came out as a distraught whine.

Judy didn't quite seem to hear him and looked up past him toward the ride the line was for, andmumbled, "Ride… Nick… Skye…" She blinked once, then again, her eyes looking a bit watery.

After a moment and a shaky breath, she finally focused on Wilde, putting on a forced smile.

"um… sorry Nick, I just…" she looked past him in the same direction she had before and her smilefaltered, "just… felt a bit dizzy there. I think I need to get some water. Use the restroom. Here you

stay here and go on the ride, I'll… just meet up with you after…"

She turned to leave but Wilde stopped her looking almost frantic, "No, I'll come with you. Youweren't looking very good there, Judy. What if you pass out, what if you-"

"Nick." She removed his paw from her shoulder, which only distressed the fox even more, "I'll befine, you can't come into the women's restrooms anyway. Just stay here and..." she glanced at Skye,"go on the ride… I'll… I'll see you after."

"Wilde," Skye spoke up getting both his and Hopps's attention, "I'll take her, you stay here with Jackand we'll be right back."

"No! No!" Judy said sounding a bit frantic herself now and waving her paws, looking back and forthbetween her and Wilde, "That's alright, I'll be fine, you two both just stay here."

Skye gave a small delicate snort, "Well Jack can't go with you to the restroom either, cute as he is,he's certainly male. Now, no more arguments, Wilde's right, you looked really pale there, someoneshould go with you." She turned around to Jack and handed him the plate with the remaining pieceof pie. "Hold this, I'll be back in a few minutes."

Jack took the plate then picked up the slice of pie looking at the bitten off tip and then back at her.He raised an eyebrow and ear questioningly in a way that made her giggle.

She smiled at him, and leaned down to give him a quick kiss on the lips before saying, "Couldn'tresist."

"I'll happily trade you the rest for another kiss." Jack said, grinning back at her.

She kissed him again, "Save me the last bite for when I get back, okay?" Jack smiled and kissed herback.

"Sure. I'll save you two bites."

Skye turned back around, ready to head off with Hopps and make sure she really was alright, but thebunny was staring at her with her mouth hanging open, her eyes wide as saucers, and her nosetwitching at a thousand miles an hour.

Skye cocked her head and frowned, "What?"

Judy's nose froze, going perfectly still and then her mouth flapped like a door with a broken hinge.After a few moments of only squeaks coming out she stopped and looked between her and Jack whowas nibbling on the slice of cherry pie as if he didn't have a care in the world.

Judy's paw came up pointing at her

"Y-you," Judy squeaked and then pointed to Jack.

"H-h-him,"

Skye's ears perk up as Judy pointed back at her, but she seemed to run out of words.

"Yes, we're together." Skye said to the shocked bunny, "Been married for almost four years now,"Judy's jaw dropped again, swinging like an open gate door in the breeze, and Skye still frowningsaid, "I thought you knew?"

The bunny didn't say anything but judging by the way her eyes bulged, Skye guessed

she hadn't. "Wilde obviously knew, he didn't tell you?"

Now the does eyes looked like they were about to pop out of her head and she whipped around tolook at the other fox by her side, who while not as distraught as he was a few moments before whenJudy seemed ready to collapse, now looked rather confused as Hopps whipped her head back andforth between them a few times.

She finally stopped, staring right at Wilde, her ears snapping up and then down, and then to a sort ofhalfway point as her face worked through a myriad of emotions.

Finally, she seemed to get control of her voice.

"You knew?" she finally said, almost shouting.

Wilde blinked a bit startled, and finally said, "Um… Yes?"

When that didn't seem to satisfy her, he continued, "I knew she was mated when we first met herduring the joint department case, could smell a scent mark on her. Didn't realize she was mated tohim," he gestured at Jack, who seemed happy enough to just munch away on the pie slice like therewas nothing more interesting going on, "until just a minute ago when I smelled her mark on him."

"But I thought that… but you… But You Flirted With Her!" Judy finally shouted out as if the worldwas coming apart and didn't make sense anymore, "I've never seen you flirt with any other vixen!"And then Judy's eyes went wide again and she looked at Wilde with an expression of growing pity.

Nick sniffed looking like she'd asking why two plus two was four, "I only flirted withher because she was clearly mated, I do have some manners Judy."

Whatever thought had been going through the bunnies mind apparently shattered leaving her stunnedand confused. She looked like a puff of air could knock her over.

"WHAT?!" she shouted coming out of her momentary stunned daze, yanking on her ears,"NICHOLAS That Makes NO SENSE!"

Skye put a paw up to her muzzle covering her sudden grin and giggle, Wilde looked completelyperplexed but Skye was pretty sure she understood what was going on now.

She giggled again and Hopps looked at her as if she, Wilde and the whole world were going Mad.

"You thought he liked me?" Skye giggle from behind her paw.

"He said he liked a foxy lady and you're the only vixen he's ever flirted with! What was I supposed tothink!" Hopps shouted pointing at her, the bunny's ears vibrating with her confused frustration andSkye fell to the ground laughing.

Skye looked up at Hopps trying to bring her laughter under control as she rolled on the ground andsaw Hopps looking at her like she'd lost all her senses. The bunny turned to look questioningly atWilde as if he might be able to explain her sudden insanity, but the red fox wouldn't meet her eyes,and was instead looking down at his feet, blushing so hard it was even visible through his russet fur.

As Judy turned, it brought her back into view where Skye could see the heart shaped sticker again,and she lost it, falling back and grabbing her stomach, howling in laughter so hard her ribs felt likethey might break. Hopps turned back around to stare at her, but as she turned around others in theline and street that had stopped to watch the spectacle started to laugh.

Hopps whipped around to stare at them like they were all going insane, but as she turned again, moremammals broke into laughter.

Jack still nibbling away at the pie piece leaned over Skye, looking down with the tinniest smirk andsaid to her as she once again tried to regain control of herself and stop laughing, "Told you foxes'notions of courtship are silly."

Skye had almost gotten her laughter fit under control, but broke out into a set of uncontrollablegiggles at his smirk.

Jack grinned and nibbled the pie slice a bit more before gesturing back over to where Hopps wasspinning around, looking from laughing mammal to laughing mammal and now clearly starting toget mad and said, "You want to finish or should I step in?"

"No." Skye managed to gasp between her giggles and attempts to breath, "No… *giggle* I've gotthis *giggle* *gasp* *giggle*"

"You sure?" Jack asked again offering a paw to help her up, which she accepted.

"Oh yes," she said, finally starting to get her herself under control as she stood up and Jack brushedsome dust off of her, "This *giggle* needs a delicate touch and you Jack, *snicker* are akin to usingexplosives."

He smiled broadly, kissed her and then pointed her toward Hopps, "Better go disarm that bunnybomb then."

Skye giggled one last time, whipped away some tears with her paw and then went over to the bunnywho was now frowning and glaring at the mammals around her, shouting "What's so carrot pickingfunny?!"

Hopps turned to Wilde desperately, snapping "Nick! A little help here please?!" but the poor foxonly glanced up at her, blushed even more, though Skye wouldn't have believed that was possible ifshe hadn't seen it herself, and then looked back at his feet, his tail wrapping around his legs and hisshoulders hunching in.

"Nick?" Hopps shouted in a hurt confused voice.

Skye laid a paw on her shoulder, "Okay, okay. Calm down for a second."

Hopps whipped around to face her, "Calm Down?! How can I calm DOWN?! Everyone is goingBug Freakin Nuts!"

Skye shook her head keeping her smile under control so as to not irritate the simmering bunny,"Hopps, come on, let's go take that bathroom break, get some water and maybe I can explain."

She gently herded the angry and confused bunny out of line and toward some public restrooms at theend of the street. She looked back long enough to catch Jack's eye before looking at the huddling foxin a 'take care of him' gesture. Jack smiled and nodded once, and she turned back to shepherding thebunny who now looked about ready to cry.

Jack watched as Skye, acting more like a mother hen than a vixen, ushered Hopps away, the bunnylooking like she was going into a state of shock. Watching Skye mother the bunny brought up a slewof feelings that he had never thought he'd have, but had none the less been becoming more commonover the years since he'd found his mate.

She was pretty, (more like absolutely stunning or so he thought), vivacious, and sweet with a bit ofAmazon like independence and toughness mixed in. But one thing he'd started noticing more andmore recently was that she would make a great mother. She had that perfect caring way with othermammals and kits loved her. They had talked about the subject long ago but had decided to shelvethe topic since running around the world, jumping from one dangerous mission to the next with onlyoccasional breaks, hadn't been very conducive to starting a family, nor had he ever really consideredhimself much of a family mammal. Now though… well, it might be just about the right time for themto dust off that particular shelf. Their boss would probably throw a fit about it, but they couldprobably keep U from going ballistic if they promised that they weren't retiring. It wasn't like thereweren't other jobs that needed doing in the ZBI's ZI6 department or that they couldn't take theoccasional mission.

Jack smiled, deciding to bring up the topic later tonight and with a shake of his head, stoppedwatching Skye's elegant tail as she and Hopps headed for the restrooms.

He turned back to see Wilde still looking like he just wanted to fold in on himself and disappear. Hehad slunk over to the side of the line to get some measure of privacy from the other mammals but theother officer couple had gone over to him, though whether it was to rib him or reassure him Jackwasn't sure. Probably some of both, he concluded.

"Nick, you sly dog," the Wolford said, grinning the whole time as he nudged the fox. "That wasbrilliant bud, how long do you think it'll take her to pick up on it? I mean you could have just told heryou love her; that seems to have worked out pretty well for me." the wolf grinned up at the tiger whoblushed and pointed a finger back at him.

"Ralph! That's perilously close to breaking our agreement, don't you go making me revoke yourprobationary status!"

Wolford's tail, despite the reprimand, only wagged faster than it had been before.

Jack made sure that he had a suave smile on and cleared his throat.

"You've got your eye on quite the firecracker there don't you Wilde? Wouldn't have thought that theBig Bad Fox would have fallen for the cute little bunny instead of eating her up."

Nick's head snapped up and he glared, "Like your one to talk, Savage. You seem to have willinglythrown yourself into the fox's den to get eaten."

Jack smirked, "Yep, and haven't regretted a single moment of it either. Just nice to be able to throwstones at someone else who lives in a glass house too."

Having succeeded in breaking the fox out of his stupor, Jack turned to the other two, looking right atthe wolf and in an exaggeratedly excited voice said, "Oh my goodness, if it isn't Miss Ramsbottom!"

The wolf scowled, raising an eyebrow and crossing his arms.

"Mr. 'Humper." He said causally, "I thought we had agreed to never speak of that again."

Jack threw up his paws, though he was careful not to spill the pie off the plate, "Mr. Thumper, Th-um-per." He said exasperatedly, "Why did everyone insist on calling me humper?!"

"Oh, I don't know," Wolford said, "Maybe because you were a pimp."

Fangmeyer was looking back and forth between them and even Wilde was paying attention.

"What are you two talking about?!" Fangmeyer asked, and Jack grinned.

"You know of the joint ZPD/ZBI case a few months back?"

"Sure, I was part of the SWAT Team that helped raid the trafficking ring that Hopps and Wildehelped discover. What about it?" The tiger said, giving him a look that said he'd better get to thepoint.

"Well we needed to get someone into the trafficking rings inner circle to get the evidence to greenlight the raid. Turns out their leader, that insane little dingo, had a particular… fetish. I suggested aplan and Bogo said he had the perfect mammal for the job, said the officer in question had a lot ofexperience doing undercover work." Jack pointed over at Wolford with a growing smirk.

Wolford huffed and cut in, "The Chief had me go undercover in that fake rams disguise with Savage.We got the info, you participated in the raid, and Hopps, Wilde and the other ZBI agent nailed theleader when he bolted trying to use his escape plan in that freaking blimp. End of story."

Fangmeyer was looking at the wolf, a small smile breaking across her face like she could smellsomething juicy he was trying to hide.

"That can't be all there is Ralph," she leaned in toward him, grinning now, "Your ears are goingpink."

The wolf quickly folded his ears back but the tigress grin just got wider, "So there is somethingmore!"

"What he left out," Jack said continuing despite the evil eye Wolford shot at him, "was that he wentwearing that ram disguise and dressed in drag. Did a whole little pole strip tease routine to keep theirleader distracted while I got the evidence." There was a snicker from Wilde while Fangmeyercovered her muzzle with both paws, her eyes going wide as she stared at Wolford, who took onelooked at her delighted face and blushed violently.

"I must say," Jack added, "It was quite the… athletic performance."

"Oh shut it, Mr. 'Humper'!" Wolford barked as the tigress tried to stifle a giggle behind her paws.

"Where on earth did you learn to pole dance?" Fangmeyer asked still trying not to laugh.

"Wait," Wilde cut in, "was that what the 'Special training' Clawhauser gave you? Sheesh, I knowBenji brags that he knows every move that could possibly be danced to Gazelle's music but…actually, now that I think about it, He probably would go that far."

Jack watched the fox but he seemed to have recovered remarkably fast from his own embarrassment,though he wasn't sure if it was an act or not. He shrugged to himself and continued watching asWilde smirked broadly, saying, "Did Benji teach you your 'special dance moves' to 'TryEverything'?"

The way Wolford tried to stammer a denial screamed 'YES!' and the tigress started to giggleuncontrollable, her shoulders shaking.

"Oh," she snickered, still giggling, "Ralph pole dancing to 'Try Everything' *giggle*, I'd so pay tosee that."

Ralph's head snapped around to the tiger his eyes a bit wide, a slightly shocked expression on hisface, and the tigress's giggles abruptly stopped.

"I um…" a blush was visibly racing it's way along the white stripes of her face, "didn't say that outloud, did I?"

"Well," Jack finally said after a few moments, snapping the tiger and wolf out of their game ofchicken to see who could stare at the other and blush more, "Why don't you two go ahead on theride," he gestured to the now short line, "I think Wilde would rather wait for his 'foxy lady' than goon the ride with me," Jack shot Wilde a smirk, "he's not really my type anyway, being a red fox andall."

Wilde put on a haughty look, saying back, "Why would I ever settle for going with you? Theworlds cutest bunny promised to go with me."

Jack snorted, "Do you even know what that word means to bunnies, Wilde?"

"Yes. Yes, I do." He said, smirking, though he also gave a wistful, worried look in the directionwhere Skye and Hopps had gone.

Wolford and Fangmeyer had looked at him and then Wilde and seemed to be having some sort ofsilent debate with each other that involved a few still concerned glances at Wilde.

Jack rolled his eyes again, "If you two want to stay that's fine too, I'm sure Fangmeyer would like tohear all the little juicy details about that dance."

Wolford actually yipped, his ears snapping back and he grabbed Nadine's paw and all but draggedher toward the ride.

One of Jack's ears swiveled around as Wilde chuckled.

"Please tell me you have pictures or video of that." He said, smirking in the direction of the wolf.

"Now you aren't looking for blackmail are you Mr. Wilde?" Jack asked turning to face him.

"Of course not!" he replied sounding affronted, "I just wanted to get Nadine a gift for her upcomingbirthday."

"Sure you do," Jack laughed, then looked down at the last bite of pie on the plate in his paw. Hismate did love cherries, and he liked seeing her happy. He glanced back at the food stall she hadgotten it from by a small food court area set up with tables chairs and a few TVs where mammalswere relaxing, eating there food. Jack gestured in its direction.

"Mind if we go wait over there, I want to get another slice of pie for Skye."

"Oh, sure." Wilde shrugged, tearing his gaze back from where it had wondered to look back in thedirection the girls had gone. There had been the faintest look of longing and anguish but he hid italmost instantly behind a cut and paste smile, before asking, "Do they also have blueberry pie overthere?"

"Only one way to find out," Jack said turning to walk in the direction of the food stall, and after onmore glance toward the restrooms, Wilde followed.

Skye watched as Hopps splashed some water on her face from one of the lower sinks in thebathroom and then grab some of the paper towels from the dispenser next to it to whip away thewater and tears.

"Okay Skye," Hopps started, taking a deep breath, "You said you were going to explain. So pleaseexplain, because none of that," she waved her paw in the direction of the door and where they hadcome from, "Made any sense!"

Skye was glad to see that the usually upbeat and energetic bunny was starting to recover, bouncingback after her cry. The vixen could sympathies with Hopps after understanding the assumption she'dbeen under; the whole scene wouldn't have made sense to her. The bunny though, true to her nature,seemed ready to get back up and charge right back into the fray as she continued speaking, nowpacing back and forth before the row of different sized sinks.

"Why was everyone laughing?! What did they see that was so funny and Nick! I've never seen himact like that, he never losses his cool! What he said about manners and flirting made no sense but itwasn't that funny, and that's just not like Nick to let others laughing at him get to him." Skye couldn'thold back a small grin as she watched. Even off duty, Hopps seemed to naturally drop into adetectives thought process. Skye sat and watched as she thought out loud, trying to piece numerousquestions and bits of information together into something that made sense, "He's been acting a bitstrange today. And there was that look before. But it is fox mating season. But I thought he like you."Hopps gestured at Skye, and the vixen grinned more because the bunny didn't seem to notice justhow clearly she was broadcasting her emotions and jealously. "But if he doesn't-" her ears dropped.

"He doesn't." Skye cut in confirming what the Hopps was puzzling with out loud because the bunnyhad sounded rather dubious about it.

Hopps stopped and turned to her. "And that's what doesn't make sense!" she said exasperatedly,"Everything points to him liking you! He told me that he'd fallen in lo-love," she almost chocked upthere for a second but continued, "...with a vixen though she wouldn't ever take him, he's only flirtedwith you, and he's been acting moody almost depressed despite how he tries to hide it and then I findout that the one vixen he's ever flirted with is already mated! All the pieces fit! So why do you thinkhe doesn't like you? I mean seriously! How does only 'flirting because your mated'make any sense?!"

"Hopps, I think you're making some conclusions based off of wrong assumptions." Skye cut inbecause the bunny seemed about to boil over again.

All the energy seemed to go out of her, like air leaving a sail and she leaned forward thumping herhead on the wall with her ears falling down, completely limp.

"Then would you please explain before I go crazy." She said and thumped her head against the wallagain, before adding as an almost after thought, "And its Judy please, not Hopps," the bunnythumped her head against the wall again then stopped her brow furrowing, and shot a questioninglook at Skye, "Wait a second… You asked us right at the start to call you Skye but I clearlyremember your badge saying your last name was Frost, not Savage and," her eyes narrowed nosetwitching, "I don't see any ring on your paw, and now that I think about it neither did Savage! Whatkind of hustle are you trying to pull?"

Smart bunny, Skye thought still grinning. She's got a good eye for details, still working under wrongassumptions though.

"No hustle, Judy." Skye said smiling warmly and pulling a thin necklace out from under her shirt, onthe end of which dangled a ring, "Because of our role in the ZBI, Jack and I end up working a lotof… 'undercover missions' let's say. We don't advertise that where married because it could make ourjobs harder if it was common knowledge. That's one reason among others, that our boss suggestedthat I keeping my original badge with my maiden name on it and also the reason why I ask mammals

to call me by my first name, I don't really care to be called by my maiden name," she frowned butshrugged, "Damn old ewe was right though; Having mammals assume the wrong thing has come inhandy a few times. And with a little extra deodorizer, unless we're near someone with a really goodnose they won't pick up on our sent marks either."

Judy's frown deepened though she was no longer looking at Skye distrustfully and muttered a quickapology. The vixen smiled again as the bunny began pacing her nose twitching and burst outagitatedly, "It. just. doesn't. make. sense!"

"Maybe not to you but it would to any fox." Skye said in response.

Judy froze and turned to her even more confused.

"What do you know about fox courtship?" Skye asked.

"Not much… Nick's never really talked about it." Judy answered her frown deepening, "It's not likeit can really be all that different from every other species."

Skye raised her paw, waffling it in the air, "Yes and no. All the basics are pretty much the same.But," she raised her finger, "There's a few key differences, and foxes tend to be… very tradition."Skye shrugged, "It's pretty hard to go against the kind of instincts that underlie those traditions."

"So Nick wasn't joking when he said he only flirted with you because you were already mated?"Judy asked still seeming to have a hard time processing that.

"Not at all." Skye said with a huge grin watching the bunnies face as she tried wrapping her mindaround that… and apparently failing.

"You're going to have to walk me through that one." She finally said going over to the bench Skyewas sitting on across from the sinks and flopping down beside the vixen seeming completelyexhausted.

Skye thought for a moment before speaking, "You know how most other mammals thinkbunnyrabbits and hares are always ready to go 'jumping' off into bed? And not being picky aboutwhose bed they land in either?" Judy nodded, "So why do mammals buy into that stereotype whenmated lapines are monogamous?"

"Because," Judy blushed a little, "we have high sex drives and before we marry, lapines aren't shyabout…" Judy waved a paw around, " 'playing the field' while looking for their mate. Mammals seethat and some of the larger bunny families and think we rut all the time and just about anything too!"her tone had gotten a little peeved at the end.

"Annoying isn't it?" Skye said understanding the bunny's sensitivity to the topic.

"Extremely. Almost as much as being called 'cute'," Judy said, then sighed, "No one ever seems topay attention to the part about how bunnies marry and form mate bonds for life." She looked at Skye,"but what does this have to do about foxes?"

"Well, stereotypes about lapines come from quirks of your culture that others focus on withoutbothering to consider the whole picture. The same is true with foxes." Skye said with her own shrug,"What' the common perception about foxes?"

"Everyone says that canids mate for life, but the same is true for lapines with our mates. That andyou all get territorial and mood in winter because its 'mating season'."

Skye laughed at that, "Okay, that's true for the most part, though in some cases maybe more literal,especially for foxes than other canids, than you're probably thinking."

"How so?" Judy asked looking a little intrigued but Skye waved her paw.

"Not the point, what have you heard about vixens?" she said, still giggling a bit at the bunny'snotions. She still remembered Jack's open mouthed and shock expression when she'dcorrected his assumptions, and the memory almost made her laugh out loud.

She can get Wilde to explain to her the difference between choosing a partner and becoming life-mates and ' mating for life'.

Her question though, had Judy stammering and blushing before she finally responded while not quitelooking her in the eye.

"Um… well… the stereotype is that vixens are… forward and a little… promiscuous?"

This time Skye did laugh, "You mean that most use 'vixen' to mean a sly, licentious, wanton, femalethat will push themselves on any male they want and even steal someone's husband out from underthem?" Judy nodded and looked down awkwardly not seeming to know how to respond to that, soSkye reached over and patted her shoulder.

"Don't worry about it Judy, we get used to it, and it's no worse than how mammals use 'weasel' tomean sneaky thieves or 'rat' to mean a backstabber."

"That doesn't make it right." The bunny said her ears limp again.

"No, it doesn't." Skye said a bit more soberly, "but you're not going to be able to change thosestereotypes."

The bunny's shoulders firmed, her head coming up, "And how do you know that I can't?" she saiddeterminedly, "You never know unless you try. I might not be able to make others stop thinking likethat but I can give others an example by not being like that!"

Skye blinked looking at the resolute little bunny next to her. A slow smile spread across her face andthen she leaned over and gave Judy a quick hug.

"You're right, that was silly of me. You never do know unless you try, and maybe two examples willwork better than one."

Judy might be overly idealistic and optimism but Skye liked her all the more because of it and shethought she understood a bit better why Wilde had fallen so hard for this delightful little rabbit.

She leaned back still smiling at the gray bunny, "But back to what we were talking about, have youever considered how vixens got that stereotype?"

Judy shook her head, though the hug seemed to have cheered her up as her ears were no longerdowncast, "Not really."

"Well, it's because of some quirks with foxes and our culture and our way of approaching courtship."Skye said gesturing at herself, "You weren't wrong before to say that foxes areterritorial, particularly about our mates, because we are. Even more so during winter, more than mostother predators. It's got a bit to do with our instincts, and that has, in turn, shaped our culture too. Sofor a fox, courting a potential mate is a really big deal."

Judy looked back at her, confusion write large across her face, before saying exasperatedly, "ButNick flirts and teases all the time! He does it with me, he did it with you, he does it with othermammals too!"

Skye had to hide a grin again at how much irritation slipped into Judy's tone as she mentioned Wildeflirting with her and others. Foxes it seemed weren't the only ones that got territorial over perspectivemates.

"Wilde isn't really flirting with me," Skye said, allowing her grin to break through, "teasing yes, butit's not really flirting. He knows that I'm taken, that there isn't a snowballs chance in Sahara Square ofme ever leaving my mate for anyone else and that makes me safe to tease." Judy was still frowningso Skye continued, "Judy, think back over all our interactions together. We've traded quips, teases,and such but have you ever noticed how the only time he ever touched me was to shake my paw thefirst time we met? He makes very sure to leave me my personal space and not accidentally touch me,because that, unlike his teases, would be flirting."

Skye's grin gained a bit of menace, "and let's just say that neither I or my mate would take kindly tosuch an advance."

"Huh…" Judy mumbled thinking to herself, "I never really thought much about it before, but I'venever seen Nick do anything more that flirt verbally with girls."

Oh, I've seen him physically flirt with one girl, Skye had to work hard to hold back a giggle thistime, He's practically been glued to her side and hanging all over her!

"Foxes, are very sensitive about touching and physical contact," Skye continued, trying to keep heramusement under control, "because it's crossing into someone else's territory, foxes normally only leta few special mammals such as their family touch them. Between a fox and a potential mate though,physical contact is a pretty serious advance, so touching another or letting themselves be touched bysomeone they're considering as a potential mate is some serious flirting."

"I kind of wish that was more the case for lapines too." Judy grumbled her ears angling back in anirritated manner, "I didn't really like how Savage kissed my paw."

Skye's head whipped around to look right at Judy, her ears going flat and snapped, "He did what?!"

Judy recoiled slightly, but recovered quickly, "Oh… ah, no. He just ah, kissed my paw," a growlslipped out past Skye's control and Judy hurriedly continued, "Just in a sort of old fashioned greeting.That kind of thing isn't too uncommon among bunnies."

Damnit, Jack! Skye thought trying to control herself, knowing she was being a bit unreasonable, Imight give you permission to flirt when we're on mission, but this isn't that kind of mission! Skyeclosed her eyes for a second and took a few deep breaths, it had only been her paw after all, but thatwas still pushing it, especially for this time of year. He knew how she got during winter. Skyeresolved to remind her buck that he was hers as soon as was practically possible.

"-sure he didn't mean anything by it. Why my Pop-pop is always going on about how bucks now-a-days don't even know what chivalry means."

"It's alright Judy." Skye said waving her paw to cut off the doe as she tried to reassure her, "I knowhe didn't mean anything by it, I'm just…" she sighed, "as you said, foxes can get moody andoverprotective during winter. Though Jack should know that." She added just a touch sharply.

And I'll make sure he remembers it this time too!

There was a moments silence which Judy finally broke.

"Skye, I'm… I'm sorry I made such a scene back there." Judy said her ears down, "I was justshocked to find out you were married because I thought Nick was in love with you. And that wholepart about him flirting with you because you where mated, well I can see how everyone else mighthave found that funny especially with how I made a fool of myself. Even Nick was embarrassed athow I acted."

"Oh honey, there's no need to apologize," Skye said giving Judy a one-armed hug to try cheering upthe doe, "He wasn't embarrassed about how you acted; He was embarrassed because you toldeveryone there that he was ears over tail in love."

"Really?" Judy said looking up and then smiled, looking at Skye's arm, "and I though you said foxeswere picky about who they touched."

Skye smiled back, "I said they only let special mammals like family touch them, and between usgirls, good friends count as special, plus I know you have no interest in me or my mate so-" Skyewas cut off as Judy hugged her back.

"Thanks Skye," she said her voice filled with emotion, "I really needed a friend right now."

"Judy! Judy, a little too tight there!" Skye wheezed out, patting the bunny on the back.

Judy gave a small laugh and let go, smiling now.

"Sorry, Nick keeps telling me that I could out hug a bear." She sobered up a bit after mentioning herfox's name, then looked back at Skye a bit nervously and twisted her paws in a hesitant manner, "Ifhe wasn't in love with you though, t-then who is it? I've never seen him flirt with other vixens."

Skye kept her smile from breaking out into a full smirk, "You know him better than I do," she saidpoking the bunny in the shoulder, "and you've got the makings of a good detective. I'm sure you canfigure it out."

"I've been trying to," Judy said exasperatedly and then her ears dropping back down dejectedly, andshe mumbled so quietly Skye almost didn't hear her, "Though I'm not sure I really want to know."

Skye decided that it might be best if she simply acted like she hadn't heard that last bit.

"Well Judy, one of the other quirks that got vixens their stereotype is that with foxes it's usually thefemale that takes the lead."

Judy blinked, startled again and then looked questioningly at Skye.

"Vixens get their reputation as being promiscuous flirts and homewreakers because a fox won't teaseor flirt with someone that could be a potential mate unless they're seriously interested, that's why theyfeel safe teasing other mated couples, but vixens do somewhat deserve our reputation as beingforward. For foxes its almost always the female that asks out the male, why I was the one thatproposed to Jack." Skye added preening a bit at the memory, before looking back at the wide-eyedbunny that was paying rapt attention.

"It might not be normal for most mammals, but it is for foxes. If for example Wilde is in love with,how did you put it? Some, foxy lady, it would be pretty normal for him to hang around her a lot,"Skye waved a paw in a general motion, "you know do all sorts of stuff together, and generally showthat he likes being around her. It would be up to the vixen to make the first real move, though if he'sthe type to be a bit forward, he'd flirt, maybe brush up against her side or let his tail come in contact

with her, maybe drop some sly hints here or there that he likes her." Skye smiled, "Foxes like doingthat kind of thing. He won't come straight out and tell her that he likes her because that would be likedirectly asking her out. Instead, he'll show his interest and wait for her to decide if she likes him. Andif she does then, she would ask him out."

"So," Skye said pointing at Judy, "If you want to know who he's in love with then just watch to seewhat girl he spends most of his time around, with it being winter, he's going to want to be as close toher as possible."

Skye smirked at the look on Judy's face, which was reminiscent of someone trying to see the worldfrom a completely new perspective and having a bit of a difficult time with it.

"Bit different for bunnies?" she asked her smirk growing a bit more and Judy nodded.

I think that might be enough, Skye thought to herself rather pleased with how their conversation hadgone, Once she wraps her mind around all that, I think she'll figure out pretty quickly which 'foxylady' Wilde's following around like a lovesick puppy.

She snorted, at that grievous understatement of a thought, He's so terminally lovesick, he should bedead. Poor fool can't think straight enough about her to realize that she's not operating from thesame playbook.

That though, she thought as she considered it, might be doing Wilde a bit of disservice. In her casewith Jack, they had both made open moves on each other and it hadn't taken long at all for them tostart dating. Hopps and Wilde though, both of them had been waiting for the other and the resultingtension between them was now well past what any sane mammal would consider absurd.

Well my jobs done, let's get her back and see if any fireworks start happening.

Skye stood up, straighten her clothes and gestured toward the door, "Feeling better enough to goback and meet up with our boys? I want to get that last ride in before me and Jack head over to theconcert."

Judy nodded again, seeming a bit distracted as if still thinking over what Skye had told her, butfollowed her to the door.

"Ralph, I thought we were supposed to be keeping an eye on Judy and Nick!" Nadine hissed as hedragged them to the end of the line for the ride.

"Nothing is going to happen to them for a few minutes, not with Savage and Skye watching them atleast."

The two otters in front of them where directed toward a small sized boat and Ralph pulled herforward.

"You two will have to wait a moment," the elephant attendant running the ride said, stopping Ralphwith his trunk, "They'll have some of the large sized boats back around in a minute."

Ralph looked at the boats docked in front of them, which were all mid and small sized ones and thenback at Savage and Wilde. He turned back around hurriedly, saying with a bit of desperation, "Wecan fit in in of the mid-sized boats, no need to wait."

The elephant gave him a glance, then took a longer one at Nadine seeming to debate whether thatwas true.

"I don't mind being squeezing in with her," Ralph said a bit more desperately and Nadine flushed asthe attendant smiled, giving Ralph a nod and not to subtle wink.

"Right, I expect you can, go take that one." The elephant said gesturing at the last boat docked to theside of the small artificial channel leading into the tunnel on the mid and small boat track.

"Thanks!" Ralph said quickly, hauling Nadine along behind him.

"Ralph! Come on, we can't fit in that!" she said looking down at the boat. Two wolves, smallwolves, might be able to fit in it but she was a tiger and Ralph was no runt either.

Ralph took one last worried look in the direction of Savage and Nick and back at the boat, hisexpression firming, "Oh yes we can. Here you get in first." He said moving to the side.

Nadine took another dubious look at the swan shaped boat and then at Ralph. She could tell by histwitchiness that he was still worried that Savage might do something like start telling everyonearound about their little adventure.

"Ralph, that story can't be that embarrassing." Nadine said in a last-ditch effort, only to see Ralph'sears and tail drop in alarm as his eyes went wide.

Or… maybe it could. I really wonder just what Clawhauser taught him?

Nadine sighed, and started getting into the boat, since she couldn't stand seeing Ralph distressed likethat. She'd have a chance to tease out all the details of that event later anyway.

As she carefully settled herself into the boat she tried to figure out how Ralph was going to fit. If ithad been just her or maybe her and Judy there would have been enough room, but… But Ralphscampered in right after her not seeming to want to waste time debating exactly how it would workand a few moments followed were the boat rocked violently and almost tipped.

"Ralph!" Nadine squeaked, quickly grabbed her wolf who'd been trying to squeeze in next to herand pulled him onto her lap, "I swear that if you tip this boat and dump us in the water I won't kissyou after our date tomorrow!"

Ralph stopped squirming, now sitting across her lap and Nadine found that the position wasn'tactually that uncomfortable; Ralph was only about two thirds her weight and while a bit heavy to besitting on her lap it did mean he was cuddled up close to her.

He was warm and comfortable and Nadine felt her whole body heat up as she caught herself startingto stare at his longer fur, peaked out around the collar of his shirt. She had to fight back a suddendesire to nuzzle him and purr.

This is such a bad idea, Nadine moaned to herself.

No, this is a great idea, that bad kitty voice from this morning responded.

How is this a great idea!? I'm trapped on a tiny rickety boat with a wolf in my lap!

A strong and attractive wolf that's in love with you… and that you (*mentally censored bleep*) too.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! This is not the time for that!

Why? He's the guy you've compared every other potential date to for the last couple of years andnone of them have come close to matching up, hell none of your dates before meeting him at the

academy came close either.

SHUT UP! Because We're on a rickety boat above a channel of probably cold water, that's why!

… good point, best just to cuddle against your wolf for now, 'rocking the boat' right now might bebad.

Shut up! There will be no 'rocking the boat' today.

What about 'rocking the bed'?

NO!

What about tomorrow?

'...'

See, isn't that such a nice daydream?

What?! Wait, no No NO! We will not be any rocking anything! Not today, not tomorrow!

You were just day dreaming about him –

SHUT UP!

But that just got you really hot and bothered.

Don't Care!

Working that out with Ralph would be a lot more fun than doing it yourself. And you know you wantto…

SHUT! UP!

So how are you going to deal with it then?

… I still have his shirt.

And you also have him in your lap. He's probably much better than his shirt, remember thismorning?

That's. Not. Helping! Nadine mentally screamed, shifting on the seat, now very cognizant of a dampfeeling between her legs.

Hey! Hey! Watch the boat, cold water remember?! Cuddle now, Rut later.

Shut Up! Stop brining up those mental images! Didn't I shoot you this morning?! Stay dead for atleast one day!

The wolf kissed us and brought me back to life.

Stop bringing up daydreams about Ralph and Shut Up or I swear I'll shoot you again!

Fine, but you realize it's too late, right?

And it's your fault I feel like this now! Nadine shifted slightly again, but that didn't help with the

discomfort of damp cloth.

Oh… not that, I didn't mean with that.

What?

Ralph's nose is twitching and his tail is thumping.

WHAT?!

Well, he is a wolf, they do have great noses.

No, No, No, No.

Ouhhh! His eyes are getting all predatory in that way you love.

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT -Ohhhh gods

Nadine shuddered as Ralph nuzzled her in the same spot he'd marked her this morning and thenkissed the corner of her jaw.

There was a loud 'Ehem' and both she and Ralph turned to see the elephant attendant, though Nadinefelt slightly dazed.

"If you two could hold off for just a minute until your out of sight please," he said and then reachedover and pushed the boat out form the dock slot and into the slowly moving stream of the artificialchannel. Nadine squeaked as the boat rocked and clutched Ralph hard against her chest. But after afew moments, which set Nadine's heart racing, the rocking motion settled down to a smooth sway asthe boat drifted along toward the tunnel mouth.

Nadine relaxed slightly and took a deep breath, only noticing as her chest expanded that what she'dtaken for the rapid thrumming of her heart was actually Ralph growling in in a low contentedlyhappy way. It was more audible and rumbly and had a flare of possessiveness that a cat's purr didn'tand to Nadine's alarmed dismay she found it to be extremely sexy.

Then she looked down and realized that her tight hold on Ralph had forced his muzzle right inbetween her breasts again.

She squeaked and pushed him away from her chest, causing the boat to rock dangerously again.Nadine let out another louder squeak and only then realized that she'd desperately clutching Ralphback to her.

Ralph's possessive growl from between her breasts grew louder.

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Operations Clock: +6 hours

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Petty Officer: "Sir! That Fluff Nuke timer is still ticking down!"

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Secret Squirrel Division Report:

Successfully stolen Skye's cherry obsession and original last name from Starfang's Secrets 'Embraceit'. Also found some rumors suggesting she's starting another awesome tale soon. Request sent topirate division to monitor for more opportunities to steal other great bits of her rumored upcomingwork.

Inspiration for part of SavageSkye's back story taken from an awesome little comic that can be foundhere at 'replytoanons dot tumblr dot com/post/149823893595' it's ridiculously cute. Request sleezypirate lawyers try to steal *ehem* get permission to feature it on Ao3 site version of story (since theyallow pics to be added)

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Supply Division Report:

*Hossa!* Resupplies of coffee inbound. Ridiculous delays for the next chapter should be averted!

Bad news, this chapter got split in two.

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A Big Wedding, or a Bigger Wedding, that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to 'help'

The shrews and bears of outrageous family fortune,

To take arms against a sea of troubles

And by opposing end them. To 'ship' succeed — To Kiss proceed

-Quote from the upcoming summer blockbuster hit 'A Zootopia Hamlet: Icing Tragedy', Directed byFru Fru Big (Movie Poster Image – Koslov's picture)

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Chapter 11 - Tunnel of Chaos: Part 2

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Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock...

Yes sir, we're trying to disarm the Fluff Nuke as fast as we can...

Its not as easy as just picking a blue or red wire! That only works in the movies!

Sir, We can't just get rid of the Fluff Nuke either! We need it for the plan remember? Whats the pointof all of this if The Plan doesn't succeed? That and its welded to the deck.

Anyway, we spent too much time stealing all the required parts from Disney and all the other authorsthat stole stuff from Disney as well, to make this! These things are complicated darnit! Getting all thelittle plot elements to align just right so that the first level of Fluff explosions triggers a cascading fluffchain reaction...

Well sorry if I'm boring you sir! You want to be the one to try picking whether to cut the blue or redwire?

Thought so. No sir, I'm not being snarky like the Damned grinch, but low coffee rations will do thatand this Fluff Nuke is just damned complicated! They take time and that Damned grinch that helpedmake it is running around like a caffeine addicted squirrel going into withdraw while being chasedby the demonic fluff hoard. I'd like to see you try to get him to help disarm this thing. I'm pretty surehe only helped in the beginning to screw with us all anyway... and the note he left said so to.

Now if you don't I need to get back to trying to disarm this thing before we're all Fluffed!

Chapter 11 – Tunnel of Chaos: Part 2

"So what's the deal with all you little chompers and carrots?" Nick asked looking across at Jack as hedug into his piece of carrot cake.

"What's the deal with all you predators being addicted to fruit?" Jack shot back smugly.

"Because fruit is sweet." Nick replied, with a disdainful look at the carrot cake and holding up hisblueberry pie plate, "Who doesn't like sugary goodness?"

"Humm…" Jack said, a contemplative look on his face, "What mammal wouldn't like sugarygoodness? Guess us little choppers must be crazy, what with liking carrot smoothies, honey glazedcarrots, and carrot cake!" Savage said and smirked. Nick made a touché gesture with his fork to thehare.

Nick couldn't help but think that he could come to like the hare sitting across from him. Savage had aquick wit and decent sense of humor. They'd spent their short break shooting quips back and forth,which was exactly the type of distraction Nick needed at the moment.

"Anyway," Jack continued, "You seem to like Carrots well enough." He said pointing with his forkat the slice of carrot cake next to his slice of pie he was almost done eating.

That got a non-comitial snort and Nick simply pointed back at the slice of cherry pie sitting next toJack in reply.

The hare shrugged and they sat in silence for a moment not really needing to say anything else.

"Blueberries are still the best." Nick said after the silent moment which got an immediate scornfullook and reply of, "Ridiculous!"

Nick grinned; It helped to be able to have a deep meaningful conversation like that with another guyabout his forlorn love interest.

Even if he wasn't showing it he still felt flustered from the crowd and more importantly, Nadine andRalph finding out about his hopeless crush on Judy. He was sure that it wouldn't be long before oneof them told Clawhauser and then his secret would all over the precinct's gossip net.

And what if Judy finds out? He couldn't help from worrying, only to have two different reactionswage a silent war within him.

There was a part of him that wanted nothing more than that. Wanted desperately to tell her how hefelt. Wanted, needed to tell her, show her how much he loved her. It was part of why he hadn't beenable to stop himself from essentially all but courting her; Granted, in a way she probably wouldn'tpick up on, her being a bunny and all, but telling her without actually telling her that he loved herwas about as bold as he could possibly bring himself to be.

And then there was the other part of himself that feared the moment she might find out that hethought of her as more than just his friend. Feared that she'd reject him. Feared that he'd lose theirfriendship. It was a fear that had kept him up late at night more than once.

Nick looked back over at the striped hare sitting across from him as he took another bite of his pieletting the familiar flavor distract him from his fears. Maybe, just maybe his hope that things mightsomeday change, and change for the better between him and Judy wasn't such a fanciful outlandishdream after all.

"So…" he started, after savoring his bite, "You and Skye?"

Savage didn't make any response but fiddled with his fork for a moment before finally scooping out apiece of the untouched cheery pie next to him and lifting it up to examine.

He smiled briefly before saying in a wistfully happy manner, "Ya… me and Skye." and ate the bite.

Nick was silent for a moment then reached over and stole a piece of the untouched cake next to himand tasted it.

Maybe there is a chance…

Stupid or not, he couldn't help hoping, though that just might make him a dumb fox. Then hegrinned; if Judy only knew how her optimism had infected him ever since he'd met her.

"As much as I've come to love Carrots," Nick said to Jack with a smirk, "Blueberries are still thebest food."

The hare just sat back with a smug look reminiscent of Nick's hustler smirk, which immediately setoff a sudden alarm in his mind. He only had a moment to think about it before his fork was pluckedout of his paw.

"Best food or not, you eat too many of them," Judy said from right behind him and speared his lastbit of his pie plopping it in her mouth.

"Hey!" Nick said in horror watching the last bit of his treat disappear, "That's theft Judy, I shouldarrest you for that! Grand theft berry, that's what that was!"

"And what do you call that, then?" she asked pointing to the slice of carrot cake with the cornermissing.

Nick crossed his arms, "And how do you know that was me and not that suspicious looking hareacross the table?"

Judy smirked, "Then where did this come from?" she reached out, wiping a bit of the carrot cakesfrosting off of his muzzle with a finger and holding it up so he could see it.

Nick's ears started to splayed out in alarm, but he pulled himself together, adamantly saying, "Thatcould be from the whip-cream on my pie, you have no proof that's-" he cut off as Judy tasted theicing and looked back at him like a fox corning a helpless rabbit, which Nick thought was just unfair.

"Tastes like carrot cake icing to me, Slick." She said, pointing the fork at him, coming in for the kill,"How are you gonna try to talk your way out of this one?"

Nick looked over and hiss at Jack, "Psst… Jack, Bud, hey a little help here?"

Jack who'd been a little preoccupied staring at his mate who was standing next to him, arms crossedand finger tapping as she gave him a moderate glower, looked over briefly at him. Then he looked atJudy, the cake and then spoke quickly before turning back to Skye.

"He stole a bite from that cake he bought for you. Saw it myself. Blatant theft. Absolutelydespicable."

"Traitor!" Nick growled back with a glare, but Jack already had his full attention back on Skye. Hepicked up the slice of cherry pie and held it up with a hopeful, if shaky, smile as if presenting a peaceoffering. Skye held the glowering look for another second and then huffed and took the pie platemuch to Jack's relief.

Nick's attention was brought back to the smirking bunny in front of him as the fork poked his nose."So carrot thief, what do you have to say for yourself?"

Nick raised both his paws in a surrender gesture, and with his best charming smile said, "Carrotswere too good to resist?"

Judy laughed, then reached over, took the cake and started demolishing it in her straightforwardpatented Judy manner of doing everything, that was with excess amounts of energy and enthusiasm.Nick grinned but before he could make a comment about her monstrous munching habit she pointedthe fork threateningly at him again.

"Shush you! Not a word about it, I'm still deciding your punishment," another forkful of the cake

disappeared, "You know well enough it's a habit I got from growing up with 275 siblings; sloweaters miss out on the best desserts."

Nick weighed his options, but decided that the situation was too perfect for a joke and opened hismouth… only for a forkful of carrot cake to fill it before he could speak.

"Well if that's the case then, I've decided on you're punishment. Since you apparently are getting sofond of carrots, you can come over next weekend when my parents are visiting. My mother hassworn that she's going to finally teach me how to cook properly so I'll stop eating all this 'unhealthybig city fast-food'; steamed carrots, baked carrots, carrot soup." She extracted the fork and tappedhim on the nose as his eyes started going wide in fright, "And you are going to be my official tastetester."

"Judy please!" Nick pleaded feeling a trickle of fear. Judy might have enthusiasm to spare, butenthusiasm alone didn't make a good cook. He'd seen and tasted her attempts at it before, "I'll get youa second piece of cake if you want! Just-"

"Nope," Judy cut him of smirking and finishing the last of the cake, "You're not getting out of thatNick. If I'm going to have to suffer through another attempt by my parents to teach me to cook, youcan suffer though it with me. Besides you do eat too much fast food, even burnt carrots are stillhealthy."

There was a whip-cracking noise and Nick looked over and glared at Jack who was snickering athim and making a whipped gesture. His snickering cut off as Skye gave one of his long striped ears apinch and then used it to direct the suddenly much less amused hare after her.

"Come on Jack, less laughing and more moving, or we're not going to get our ride in before theconcert."

Nick, instead of retaliating in the same childish manner, such as sticking out his tongue, decided toact mature and only snapped a few photos of the hare, snickering as he was led away.

There was a cough next to him and Nick looked over at Judy who was tapping her foot.

"You coming, Slick? Skye's right, we need to hurry or we're going to be late for the concert."

"Lead on McFluff. Lead on." He said giving her one of his jaunty salutes that he'd practiced just todrive Bogo nuts.

Ralph had always thought that cheesy love boat rides were silly and stupid. He still thought theywere silly but as for stupid, well whoever thought them up was a genius.

He let out another happy growl as Nadine squeaked and pulled him back to her, the boat rocking asit entered the tunnel.

He could smell her scent all around him rich and exotic. Despite all the deodorant she'd used it hadbeen growing stronger all day, and then there were moments like now were it spiked with a deeper,sweeter more intoxicating flavor. He breathed it in, that rich sharp scent wafting up and mixing withthe unique strong scent of his tiger. His warm soft strong tigress.

His tail started thumping away and he growled louder as the scents muddled his mind like he'd justdowned an entire row of shots.

"Ralph," Nadine said warningly, though a little hoarsely.

She was already holding him to her, so he just nuzzled her a little bit. He could feel the ragged gaspthat resulted and the fast beating of her heart as her arms jerked, momentarily pulling him tightagainst her.

Mind muddy with her scent, he growled possessively again, liking her reaction to him. So he nuzzledagainst her more.

"Oh gods! Ralph!" she gasped and shifted, causing the boat to rock slightly and her movements toquickly cease as her breathing to pick up.

One of her big paws rested against his muzzle and angled his head up until their eyes met.

She swallowed hard, eyes a little panicked and open her mouth, "Ralph, we-"

He kissed her.

There was a moment's hesitation and then she was kissing him back.

Ralph growled happily into the kiss, and wrapped his paws around her neck, scooting close againsther.

The kiss broke for a moment of air and then they were kissing again, Nadine holding him back andangling her muzzle to deepen the kiss.

They pulled away for another breath and Ralph looked into her eyes, eyes that seemed to glow witha faint brilliance in the dark tunnel. All he could smell was her. Him and her, and it felt right. Shewas his tiger and he was her wolf.

"Nadine," he started, mind fuzzy and drunk off of their scents and feel of his not-quite-yet-mate,"Nadine… I lov-"

She kissed him again before he could finish. A brief but powerful kiss.

She pulled back, her heart hammering hard enough he could easily feel it and said desperately, "Notyet Ralph. Not here. Not-"

Ne nuzzled her cheek, smelling their scents mixing, overlapping in the proximity of the boat andnearly whined as she gave a shuddering moan. The analytical part of his mind knew he was movingtoo fast, but that barely seemed to matter anymore. He'd slowly been building up his courage tofinally take the plunge, to try and win her affection and her heart, but to find out so suddenly thatshe'd not only give him a chance but already returned his feels? It was all he could do not to tryclaiming her right there and then. His instincts were screaming at him to do just that. To make thismix of their scents while so close permanent, to mark her as his own and then claim her as his matein the most primal fashions.

He nuzzled her cheek again and this time she nuzzled back and his instincts howled.

"Nadine," He whined still nuzzling, "I need to tell you how I feel. I need you to know."

She nipped him, "I already know how you feel, Ralph," she said and then kissed him again, and hisheart and tail seemed to go mad, flailing away widely.

He couldn't hold it in, and tried telling her as soon as their lips parted, "I lov-" but she kissed himfiercely before he finished.

She pulled back but before he could speak, she pressed her paw to his lips as she nipped his jaw line.

"Not here, not on this boat, Ralph!" She said voice rough and a little wild, almost hysterical as shenipped him harder. He let out a growl and kissed the side of her muzzle as a low vibrating purrstarted deep in her chest as she growled, "I don't want to tell you on a damned boat!" she said almostdesperately between almost frantic nips and kisses along his neck and ruff as he tried to kiss justabout every part of her head and nuzzle against her ears. "Ralph… you promised … promised you'dwait until I told you first," she pushed her muzzle and head under his chin in a longarching nuzzle, and purred like a smooth car engine. Her paws were still holding him, claws partiallyextended as if to make sure he wouldn't run. She repeated the motion, pushing her head up under hischin and along his muzzle, purring even louder.

It sent a wave of fiery need through him and he let out a short howl before tackling her, grinding upagainst her and kissing her frantically, and she responded kissing him just as furiously, her pawsdipped under his shirt running through his fur.

A cold spash of water came over the side of the boat as it rocked violently from their struggles andNadine let out a startled shriek.

Ralph suddenly found his muzzle buried between her breast again as she clutched him to herapparently intent on squeezing the life out of him. Not that he really minded as she only succeeded inforcing his face into her softest feature, one of the few parts of her that wasn't sleek powerfully tonedmuscle. He took a long deep breath and was filled with the pure smell of his tigress. With his nosejammed into her chest, the scent was overpowering, laced with her smell and pheromones. He let outa loud deeply possessive growl, that screamed, 'MINE' and nuzzled hard against her.

"Ralph!" Nadine squawked as she shuddered, "Ralph the boat! Careful of the boat!" But he was toofar gone in her scent to hear her. The shirt she was wearing had ridden up some from all theirmovement and as he nuzzled, the tip of his nose found the bottom of it. Without conscious thought,he tipped his head up and under her shirt running his nose through her fur and drinking in her scent.His nose bumped up against her bra and he ran gave an automatic small wolfish lick.

"Oh sweet mother Destiny!" Nadine swore loudly arching against him and he growled insatisfaction. "Ralph! Don'-" he did it again, and her scent spiked as she gasped and arched. Hewould have continued in that deliriously happy haze but there was a sudden grip on the scruff of hisneck and his muzzle was pulled out from under her shirt.

Faster than his muddled mind could process he was spun around and two strong arms and a flexiblefeline tail wrapped around him pinning his arms to his side and his back against Nadine's heavingchest.

"You… evil… naughty… wolf…" Nadine said between heavy pants, as he tried to twist about tocontinue nuzzling her. She nipped his shoulder hard and didn't release as she growled, "Bad, Bad,BAD, wolf! We're going to swamp the boat at this rate!"

Ralph only realized then that his hindpaws were in a pool of water that had collected in the bottom ofthe boat. He stopped his struggles and Nadine growled one last time before letting go of his shoulderonly to buried her muzzle in the crook of his neck as she took in great lungful's of air, slowing herragged breathing.

It took Ralph a few moments as well before he started getting some semblance of control back. Histail's frantic wagging slowed as he realized just how far he'd let his instincts take him. If Nadinehadn't grabbed hold of him and pinned him against against her, he'd wouldn't have stopped. He'dbeen right on the edge of trying to claim her, of taking her right in this wobbly boat and in the

process would have certainly sunk them… and possibly his chances with her given how much shedisliked cold water.

His tail had gone limp at that as he berated himself for losing control. Winter or not, Nadine'sintoxicating scent or not, he'd been on the verge of going savage and trying to rut her like this was10,000 years ago in prehistoric times.

"Sorry Nadine," he mumbled, his ears downcast, "I… I was losing it there. I shouldn't have-"

He gasped as she nipped his neck.

"Shush you," She nestled her head against him, "Just save all of that for the bedroom. We'd flip thisboat if we tried rutting in it."

His ears popped up, "You wanted to… I mean you'd have… here, now?" he stuttered to a stop histail starting to wag again.

"Ralph!" Nadine whined desperately, "You at least need to take me to dinner first!" she groaned,slumping against him, before muttering to herself almost too quietly for him to hear, "Gods, I'm notsure if I can wait until tomorrow night."

His tail started drumming against the side of the boat but Nadine grabbed it and brought it around tohis lap where she idly started to play around with it, running her fingers through it in an almostabsentmindedly fashion, her head still slumped into his shoulder.

Ralph rumbled, slumping back against her, his mind wandering as he basked in the comfort of beingso close to Nadine.

Oh Karma, I love when she pets my tail, he thought, his mind going a bit hazy as she started strokingit.

I wonder if she'd let me take her to dinner tonight after we finish our job tailing Wilde and Hopps

Might be too late at night by then, another part of his mind thought glumly. The idea of having to goback to the small house he shared with his brother and sleep by himself was not pleasant.

Maybe take-out then? Would that count?

That just makes you sound like you're desperate to get some tail.

I don't want just any tail! I want her! I need her!

That's not making you sound any less desperate.

I AM desperate! What if someone else comes along and claims her first?! What then?!

Buddy that's the cave-wolf talking; She already said she's interested in you, this isn't the savage dayswhere you have to fight off every other male and claim her first.

*growl* My Tiger! Me club stupid head that thinks too much! MINE!

Okay! Okay! Don't hurt me! Shesh... maybe see if she wants to get take-out and then just crash atour place and maybe snuggle together for the night?

… snuggling with Nadine sounds nice.

Snuggling with her right now is nice.

*happy sigh* yep, it's very nice

Just don't let mom find out what you're up too.

*shudder* That would not be good.

That deserves the understatement of the year award, but seriously we need to find a way of tellingher that we've found a mate before she finds out.

That's… not going to be easy.

Or that we're planning on moving out of the pack neighborhood and into that apartment withNadine.

She's going to kill us.

It's not like every pack member lives in the neighborhood, it might not be that bad.

Really? First, most of them do, Second, this is my Mother we're speaking of!

Good point. Maybe speak to dad first?

Ohhh, good idea, If we can get one half of the pack's alpha pair on our side we might be able tosurvive this.

Right, break it to dad gently that I'm going to mate Nadine.

Court, 'court' Nadine

*growl*

The idea is to break it to them gently numb-skull

Oh right, sorry, okay, break the news to dad that I'm going to 'court' Nadine and get himcomfortable with the idea that she'd going to be my mate, and then about us moving into thatapartment together.

"Ralph," Nadine said sounding amused as she broke into his thoughts, "Your tail is trying to wagagain. What are you thinking about?"

"Oh," he made an effort to stop it and Nadine giggled softly, "I ah, just was thinking about how tobreak the news to my parents that I'm moving in with you."

Dumbo! We haven't discussed moving in with her yet!

He felt Nadine stiffen a bit and he hurriedly tried to back track, "I ah, don't mean move in tonight! Iwas just, um, thinking about that renovated apartment your landlady was talking about!"

Dope! Idiot! Moron!

"Um… I mean, if you… want… to?" he finished lamely. He could feel his ears dropping and wantedto whack his head repeatedly on something, "Oh gods I screwed that up, didn't I?"

Ralph was just considering whether he should throw himself overboard when he noticed Nadine's

scent change. He sniffed the air, it had thickened again, like when-

Nadine's paw snapped over his nose.

"That's Cheating! Stop using your nose to figure out how I feel about stuff before I tell you!" Shehalf shouted, half squeaked.

"So… is that a yes?" Ralph couldn't help asking as his tail tried to wag furiously

"That's me not giving you an answer yet!" Nadine snapped, removing her paw to grab his tail again.

"Because I was thinking," Ralph continued, too excited to stop, "That if we talk to your landladytomorrow before the renovations are done, we could get a bathroom with the shower set at the rightheight, or maybe at least a bathtub that could fit both of us."

Even as Nadine groaned her scent continued getting stronger, with a very noticeable excited andaroused flair to it.

"Ralph, why don't we talk about something else? Anything else?" she sounded a little desperate butthen a huge smile break across her face, "how about you tell me about Ms. Ramsbottom?"

His tail immediately stopped.

"I have no idea what you're talking about." He said, completely unconvincingly, even to himself.

"Really?" Nadine said her smile only growing wider and she leaned in purring against his ear, "Whatif I call Clawhauser and ask about your special dance lessons? Hummm…?"

"You wouldn't!" Ralph gasped, turning to her, wide eyed.

Nadine smirked and pulled out her phone, flipping through her contacts until shefound Clawhauser's.

"Well, Ralph? Should I ask him?" she asked, smiling predatorily at him and leaning in so close hernose almost touched his as her tail tip snapped excitedly against his stomach

"No! I... ah…" he stammered trying to figure out what to do. He took in a breath trying to calmhimself enough to think, but her scent filling the air felt like a fog in his mind. Strong, exotic,feminine and excited… a very aroused excited. A sudden idea hit him.

"Fine, I'll tell you, okay? Just put the phone away." he said holding back his own smirk withdifficulty.

Nadine put her phone away looking extremely pleased with herself.

"Okay, Ralph. Spill." She commanded crossing her arms and looking at him expectantly.

Ralph let part of his grin slip onto his face and noticed the sudden wariness creep into Nadine's.

"Well…" he scooted off her lap and stood up in front of her, careful not to rock the boat too much,"there's no pole here so I can't show that particular 'dance' routine I used but..." he swished his rearand tail watching as her eyes, almost unwillingly dragged themselves down to lock on theappendage, "Maybe I can see if I can give you a bit of an idea of what it was like," he backed up sothat he was almost against her knees and with an exaggerated motion swished his tail up and aroundso that it brushed lightly under her chin. "I guess because this is only for you after all that I couldeven give you a special little show," He rocked a bit, side to side, letting his tail sway lazily in

counter point to his hips. He smirked as he saw Nadine gulp visible as her scent was spiking hard.His nostrils flared as her arousal hit him and bolstered his confidence.

He did a slow turn making sure to move in a way to show off every bit of himself and grinnedwickedly as he noticed her eyes track down and lock to the point just below his belt where a bulgeshowed as he arched his hips.

"Like what you see Nadine?" He said, now very smug with himself as she tried to look up at him butfailed to unstick her eyes.

She gulped again, "R-Rralph, I-I'm not s-sure this-" he arched his hips forward again, then turned,swishing his tail and plopped down in her lap rocking back onto it.

"Hummm… what was that Nadine?" he asked, rubbing his tail against her.

"R-ralphhhh…" she started to say but trailed off into a stifled moan as she squirmed under him.

"Careful, Nadine," Ralph said in an overly sweet voice, thoroughly enjoying himself, "Don't want torock the boat now do you? Would be a shame to get all wet." He said as he rubbed as much ofhimself up against her as he could.

Her eyes narrowed on him dangerously, "You evil bad w-w-wolf- o-oh gods." Nadine closed hereyes and clenched her jaw as he pushed himself hard into her lap and front.

Ralph was grinning wickedly as he cooed to her, "But I'm your bad wolf, Nadine." he turnedaround, careful so the boat didn't sway too much, until he was straddling her and she let out agroaning moan, her paws wrapping around to grab his rear, keeping him from moving away. Ralphrocked forward, grinding against her and she shuddered, her head dropping against his shoulder withher eyes still closed tight.

He kissed her neck lightly, bringing his paws up to run along her, "This is your little show Nadine,just for you and no one else, ever." He whispered to her, loving the low noises she was making andhow her paws were clutching at him, "Just relax so the boat doesn't flip." He kissed her lightly again,"And tell me if I start going too far, okay?" he kept up his grinding motion and let his paws slipunder her clothes.

"R-ralph," she panted desperately, her whiskers brushing against his neck as he continued, and thenshe shuddered and made a small mewing sound, before latching her maw down on his shoulder, asone of her paws went under the back of his shirt and the other ran behind his tail, pulling him closer.

"So how'd it go?" Jack whispered to Skye as they watched the ride attended push the boat withWilde and Hopps out into the artificial stream. There had only been one medium sized boat left andSkye had insisted that they take it, saying she needed a moment to talk to Jack anyway.

That had sent off some red flags in his mind. He just hoped whatever he had done this time, that theextra slice of cherry pie he had gotten her would make up for it.

If it didn't… well, there was always groveling. Any smart husband knew that making sure their matewas happy was far more important than any little bit of stuck up self-important pride.

"Pretty well." Skye replied, "I explained a few details about foxes to her. I think she can take it fromthere. It's certainly a better approach than yours."

Uh-oh, that's another red flag. What about my approach has her tail in a knot? Trying to get an

outburst from them so they would slip up and say something that the other couldn't rationalize awaymight not have been the subtlest plan but it could have worked… maybe. He didn't think that was itthough.

Did I use a bit too much charm or something? All I did was throw a few smiles around and give herpaw a… oh...

Yep. That's probably it, dumbass. Traditional greeting or not, she probably didn't like that, especiallysince its winter.

Crap.

Drop to your knees and start begging.

"Ummm…. Skye?" he started slowly, wanting to approach this carefully. "You ah, know that Iwasn't flirting at all right? Wilde might think she's cute, but her tails to short and her furs to dark and-"

Skye cut him off with a gesture, and turned to the elephant in charge of the ride, "We're fine takingone of the larger boats you just pulled around instead of waiting for more of the smaller ones." Theattendant shrugged and pointed to one and Jack followed behind Skye, ears drooping.

Told you. part of his mind said annoyingly, should have left off the charm and compliments andjumped straight to groveling.

Jack stayed quiet, judging from the way Skye's ears and tail were twitching that silence was probablyhis best option at the moment.

It wasn't until they were entering the gaudy tunnels mouth that Skye spoke up.

"I know you didn't mean it like that." She said not quite angrily and his hopes soared.

Oh thank Serendipity, I thought I was in for the couch there tonight.

Shut-up and listen fool, she's not done!

Jack looked up and saw Skye's usually smiling face frown.

"I know that it's not the same for bunnies, and that its winter right now and that I'm overreacting."Skye continued, her frown deepening.

Shit, it's really bugging her. Do something quick.

Jack opened his mouth to speak, but stopped as his mind shouted a warning at him.

No Dumbass! If you make some sort of charmingly flippant remark you will end up on the couch!

He paused reconsidering what he was going to say and then went with the simplest truth he couldthink off.

"Skye, I love you."

The corner of her frown ticked up in a slight smile and her ears perked.

See, handled that just fine. Not always a dumbass am I? He thought smugly back to himself with aslight bit of relief.

No, you're not always a dumbass, you occasionally make smart moves such as marrying Skye.

Skye scooted over close to him on the overly large bench of the elephant sized boat that was morelike a small ship to them.

"I know you do," Skye said, sounding much happier as she leaned into him, "I love you too." Shekissed his cheek. "I love you so much that sometimes I get jealous for the stupidest reasons eventhough I know you'd never leave me."

"Damn straight," he said, "I got caught by a cunning vixen and now I'll never be able to love anyoneelse because she took my heart."

"You're such a charmer." Skye giggled and kissed him this time on his fore head, before pulling backand looking at him with a good bit of self-satisfaction. Then, grinning, she planted a few more kisseson his face and neck and then even a few on his ears before putting a paw on his chin and tilting it upand planting a solid kissing square on his lips.

A kiss that made his ears stand bolt upright, and he opened to her as she pressed the kiss, letting hismouth mingle with hers, tasting her… and also tasting a remaining hint of cherry.

That sparked a sudden suspicion in his mind and he broke the kiss. Skye leaned back smirking as hegrabbed one of his ears and pulled it around to see one of the spots she'd kissed. The tunnel wasdark, with only faint light from some of the cliché decorations that littered the interior walls, so hecouldn't see more than shades of gray, not having good night vision like Skye; but even in the weaklight he could see a darker spot under the natural stripes of his fur that looked suspiciously kissshaped.

"Skye did you just leave cherry stain kiss marks all over my fur?" he asked looking back up at a verysmug vixen.

"And what if I did?" she asked sweetly and giggled.

"Then I'm going to kiss you back until your fur is all mussed looking too!" Jack said and jumped onher, kissing everywhere he could as she squealed and giggled under his assault.

"I still think this ride is unbelievably corny." Nick said making Judy laugh and breaking the smallawkward silence that had fallen between them after getting into the boat.

Nick squinted as they approached the tunnel entrance and then pulled out his shades, flicking themopen and put them on in one smooth motion that Judy was sure he'd spent hours practicing to look assmooth and cool as possible.

"Seriously," she said giggling but he just looked at her nonchalantly.

"Carrots, you know I have sensitive eyes," he waved at the tunnel they were entering, "The sheercheesy gaudiness of that could permanently damage them! Besides," he smirked at her saying with aridiculous amount of suave, "They make me look cool."

"You know you're not a movie star right? There's no cameras around or paparazzi following you thatyou need to try looking 'cool' for. Plus we're about to go into a tunnel. Where it's dark. And if you'veforgotten, those are sunglasses."

"Carrots. Carrots. Carrots." He said shaking his head with an amused grin, "I'm not trying to look'cool', I am cool," he pulled his glasses down far enough on his muzzle with a claw so that he could

wink at her, "And how do you know that I'm not a secret star that's in hiding from the paparazzi?"

"Really Nick? Really?" she asked looking at him dubiously, and he struck a pose swishing his tail.

"What? You don't think this handsome fox could be a star?" he waved at himself smirking andleaned over to her, "I'll tell you a secret, I gave it a try once but gave it up because it made all theladies fall hopelessly for me. I'm just not cut out for that kind of life, having a crowd of girls alwaysfollowing me around and all."

Judy scoffed and snagged his glasses, putting them on (and immediately going almost blind behindthe dark lenses).

"Nick," she said smirking at where she thought he was, "I might believe you…" she pulled theglasses down, copying him, wink and all, "but you don't have a pompadour fur-do." She smirkedmore at his momentary loss of composure, "Sorry Slick but you're no Mister Fox."

"What?!" Nick said his face scrunching and ears snapping back and then up and back down as hesnatched his glasses back, "You're a bunny! How do you even know about that song? It was neververy popular, barely even made the budget!"

Judy snickered as he recomposed himself, "I didn't know you were into pop music Nick." She pokedhis side as he put his glasses back on and looked up haughtily, saying, "I don't." but she could tellthat she was getting to him by the reaction of his ears and tail.

She grinned, pushing her advantage. It wasn't often that she got him on the defense like this and shewas going to make the most of it.

"Hummm… I don't think I believe that. You claim not to care for Gazelle's music either, but youseem to know quite a lot about all of it. You were talking about the Backstreet Bunnies earlier andnow about Mister Fox… oh," she clapped her paws together smiling evilly at him and squealed,"Are you a fan of Justine Beaver too!"

Nick groaned and put his face into his paws with a disgusted sound.

"You are!" Judy cackled and Nick looked at her intently from behind his shades for a second, thenremembering, pulled his sunglasses off, so that she could see his glare before putting them back on.

"Oh gods, I can't wait to tell Clawhauser!" Judy continued giggling despite his look. "We can all goto a karaoke bar! Even if you can't dance, I bet you'd make a halfway decent Mister Fox!" Judy wasgiggling and laughing so hard she had to hold her sides to stop from falling over.

"No." Nick huffed crossing his arms, before vehemently saying, "I will never sing that song again!"

Judy stopped long enough to look at him and Nick stiffened. Even with the glasses on she could tellhe was going wide eyed at his slip up. Judy burst out laughing and fell over onto him.

"You even know the song!" she crowed between laughs.

"No I don't!" Nick said.

"You are such a Lier, Nick!" Judy laughed flicking an ear at him, her paws busy holding her sidesfrom her laughter, "I heard your heart speeding up, slick! You totally know the song! I bet you caneven do the dance from the music video!"

There was another hard spike to his heart rate and Judy started crowing, "You can! Oh My Gosh!

You Can!" even as Nick started sputtering denials, which just made her laugh more.

"You so can Nick!" she said still snickering after she'd caught her breath again.

"Can not!" Nick huffed moodily, poking her nose

"Can to!" she replied swatting his paw away.

"Can not!"

"Can to!" she poked him in the side, smirking, "Yes you can Nick, don't try to deny it! You can'thide anything from me!"

"Yes I can!" Nick said

"Ha, so you admit it!" Judy said triumphantly, as Nick balked.

"No! I admitted no such thing!" he said waving his paws in denial and shaking his head.

Judy grinned and pulled out her lucky carrot pen and released the rewind button.

*click* 'Yes I can!' Nick's voice replayed.

"Wait! that's not-"

"Give it up Nick! I've got you dead to rights," Judy cut in smugly, "I even have a witnesstestimony."

She hit the button again

*click* 'Yes I can!'

"No, I said 'I can' to being able to hide stuff from you! Not that I can do the dance in that musicvideo!" Nick tried reasoning, sounding a bit panicked and Judy moved in sensing weakness.

"So you admit then that you are hiding the fact that you know the song and dance?"

"No!" Nick said ears splayed back and eyes wide, looking exactly like when she'd gotten him overhis taxes.

*click* 'Yes I can!'

"Juuuudddyyyyyyy," Nick groaned in defeat, putting his face in his paws. Triumphant, Judy took ina breath only for Nick's head to pop up looking at her with a panicked and horrified expression.

"No, no, no, please don't say it!"

Judy just gave him her sweetest smile,

"It's a hustle, sweetheart."

Nick clutched his ears and whined before flopping down across her lap like she'd stabbed him.

Giggling, Judy tapped him on the nose.

"You should know better than to try and hustle me Nick," she said, pleased with herself, "I alwaysget you in the end."

Nick just whined again giving her a puppy eyes look that quite effectively melted her heart. Shesmirked and on impulse leaned down and kissed the tip of his nose.

"That's for the go-karts," she said smugly, happy to have a justifiable reason to kiss him. She giggledagain at the way his ears perked up at her kiss, and then deciding to be merciful said, "But since yougot me a piece of carrot cake, I'll be nice and keep your secret pop music obsession safe fromClawhauser.

"You're going to tease me about that, I just know it." Nick said grumpily but his slowly wagging tailgave away his real feelings, "And how do you even know about that song? It got all sorts of flakfrom rabbits in the city. How did it make its way out to Bunnyburrow?"

Judy snickered again at that, thinking back to the music video she'd watching secretly with hersiblings (mostly her sisters) and her friends back in highschool. It had felt so rebellious in herconservative little town to watch that music video starring a sleek shirtless fox (so different fromGideon) wearing only tight shorts that showed off such a fabulously long and soft looking tail.

Most bunnies didn't see anything attractive in predators at all, but if there was one thing that wasbound to intrigue them, whether out of curiosity or a sense of inferiority, it was their tails. And foxtails weren't only long but they looked like they could even rival a bunny's 'cotton tail' softness. Theyear that music video had spread through Bunnyburrow like a wildfire, the towns bully Gideon hadsuddenly become quite shy as every other mammal in their school class abruptly started trying tosneak a feel just to see if fox tail's really were that soft.

Judy shook herself out of her memories.

"Nick, that song was pretty much banned in Bunnyburrow. Every bunny family around wasproperly aghast and horrified as such an 'unseemly display' with a fox singing with bunny dancersand told their children they were not to watch it or listen to it. And that pretty much ensured everysingle bunny of my generation has seen it. My sister even slipped it into the prom dance music mix."She laughed, though a bit embarrassedly, "They teachers were more livid about that then when theyfound out that someone had spiked the punch!"

"Huh… who would have figured?" Nick muttered contemplatively, one ear angled a bit to the side ina quizzical manner that caused her to start giggling again. "All I knew is that the CD sales werepretty bad." He mumbled a bit more, but through her giggles she was pretty sure she heard himwrong because she thought he said something about foisting them off on Duke to make a profit.

Judy giggled again, "You are such an old floggey Nick! No one buys CD's anymore, not even out inBunnyborrow! That music video got passed around on the net. It wasn't even copyrighted for somereason, so everyone pirated the carrot mashing hell out of it. There has to be a few dozen remixes ofit too. I don't know a single friend of mine that actually paid for a copy of that video."

Nick's ear ticked in an irritated manner and he muttered, "I am not an old floggey, and getting acopyright required all sorts of paper work, the kind of paperwork that could lead to taxes."

Judy froze as Nick continued to grumble about stupid legal requirements, taxes and hustlesbackfiring. Her mind started replaying the old video on a loop, over and over again, seeing the fox inthe video, the smirking fox, the smirking fox with green eyes.

~Hey hey, Mister Fox, what are you doing in the garden again? Hey hey, Mister Fox, would youtake me home to your den?~

~Hey hey, Mister Fox, can you be my lover boy? Hey hey, Mister Fox, will you be my foxy toy?~

"-I swear," Nick continued grumbling, "getting the licenses for the pawpsicle gig wasalmost impossi-… Judy? … what are you doing?"

Judy ignored Nick as he trailed off and with both of her paws on holding his muzzle, shifted his headto look at it from a different angle.

"Stupid dim light." Judy muttered irritated as she leaned in close trying to see Nick better in the badlight.

Nick looked rather confused as she turned his head again examining it, leaning in so close their nosesalmost touched.

"It can't be…" she muttered to herself trailing off as her thoughts whirled, Nick's green eyesmeanwhile staring back at her, completely baffled, as she continued her examination.

It can't be! Nick couldn't be Mister Fox, he doesn't have a silly pompadour.

But the analytical police portion of her mind disagreed, Mammals can change their fur-styles, andthere are such things as wigs! Look at him! Besides the hair, he's an exact match!

No, this just has to be my mind superimposing Nick into that video. It's been a long time since I'veeven seen it!

And why was he so irritated about the copyright? Humm?

It could have just reminded him of one of his hustles….

Really? He seems rather well informed about that particular music video. And if we're talking abouthustles, that was a low budget music video and the only one produced by Mister Fox.

Your suggesting that music video was a hustle?!

Your saying that pop music isn't a hustle?

It's music! Its not a hustle!

Uh-huh. What about Justin Beaver? Think that's not a hustle?

'…'

Told you so. And do you think Slick here wouldn't have tried a hustle like that? One that could makea lot of money with little effort? That, and he seems to know an awful lot about it…

Nick knows about pretty much every hustle that you could possibly pull! He's like a hustleencyclopedia! He knows about every type of money making scheme that anyone could ever do, itsone reason he's such a good cop, but that doesn't mean he's been part of all of them!

You have to admit, it's the type of easy money hustle that fits his M. O.

That doesn't mean-

And , he's a perfect match! That's strike two

That wouldn't be admissible in a court! The hair is still different not to mention the light is bad hereand my memory of that video is years old! Any good lawyer would get that comparison thrown out.

Okay forget the face then. Remember the tail? It had a black tip just like Nick's, about a paw-span ofblack at the end.

Judy dropped Nick's head ignoring his surprised yelp as it flopped back into her lap and the evenlouder startled yelp when she leaned over him and grabbed his tail.

See! Her mind said triumphantly, as she ran her paw through his tail examining it in minutedetail, It is the tail from that video!

I could still just be seeing what I want to see… Judy debated uncertainly,

Then pull up that video again on ewetube as soon as you get home, confirm it and then use it toblackmail Nick into giving you an in person rendition!

I can't blackmail Nick!

Puftt, you've done it before, you even have his confession already recorded,

Judy ran her paws through Nick's tail again, biting her lip with indecision, as that other part of hermind wheedled and equivocated the morality of it and then resorted to flat out bribery.

Oh come on, You have the opportunity and excuse here to get Nick alone and shirtless ! Even if hewasn't the fox in that video he still knows that song and dance, and you've got enough circumstantialevidence to 'convince' him to do the dance for you! Think of it! You can get him in those tight shortswith no shirt shaking this amazingly soft tail around just for you…

"Carrots?!…"

Judy was in the middle of the worst mental dilemma she'd ever faced. She hadn't had any troubleusing the tax information she'd found against Nick back then but it had been to save Mr. Otterton…and Nick had been a real ass back before she'd gotten to know him. This though, this would bemanipulating him solely for her own enjoyment.

"Judy?! *groan* *pant* what are you doing?"

This wouldn't be like their normal quips and jokes, no… this would be because she was fantasizingand lusting after Nick. She knew it, knew it was wrong and despite everything, she could feel herselflosing the mental debate. She wanted him so badly and what was the harm? He didn't ever need toknow that she'd done it just so she could ogle him, and it wouldn't hurt his chances of getting thevixen he was after to fall in love with him. She'd never know.

"Judy! *pant* oh Karma! Judy, my tail!"

That's right, Judy tried justifying to herself, I wouldn't be touching him, remember what Skye said?There's no harm if I just look, it's not like I'm going to take the chance to feel up his tail-

Nick gave out a moaning whine and buried his muzzle into Judy's lap, snapping her back to reality.She looked down at the shaking, panting fox sprawled over the small bench with his ears back andeyes tightly shut as he pushed his head into her stomach and lap in a desperate distressed manner. Hegave out a pained sounding whine as he shuddered more violently, his face scrunching hard as hisclaws dug into the benchseat to either side of her.

It was only then that she noticed that she'd just ran her paw through his tail, right from the very basedown to it's black furred tip and was about to do it again.

There was a moment of complete blankness in Judy's mind as she took in that fact that shewas totally feeling up Nick's tail.

She wasn't just being a little too gregarious or cuddly, and from what she understood from herdiscussion with Skye with Nick being a fox, she was practically molesting him, her partner, her bestfriend, her secret crush. She, Judy Hopps was abusing trust of the mammal she cared for most in theworld.

An angry roar echoed down the tunnel to where they were slowly floating like the vocalized wrathof a primordial god and Judy's moment of blankness was crushed like a stomped soda can as whatshe'd just done to Nick hit her.

Jack took a moment's break from their increasingly frenzied make out session to breath as a ratherangry sounding roar echoed down the tunnel.

Skye giggle, the vibrations from her chest passing lightly through him from where he lay on top ofher longer form that was spread across the huge bench seat.

"I think someome upset a kittycat." She said giggling, before kissing him lightly once. Then shestretched languidly underneath him arching up just a bit so that her tail could swish to the other side.The motion sent different parts of her lithe body pushing and stretching against him in a manner thathad his pulse skyrocketing.

"Humm…" she hummed happily stretching a bit more, "Is that a stick and berries I feel down thereMr. 'humper?" she said with a predatory smile as she arched her hips lightly pressing against anotherpart of him that had skyrocketed right along with his pulse.

"Skye!" Jack groaned, partly from arouse but more from that stupid name. She only laughed happilythough and kissed the tip of his nose, which mollified him… somewhat... mostly.

"Gods, do I hate that name. I think Agent U assigned that one to me out of pure spite." He mumbledinto Skye's neck, making her giggle again. He smiled, listening to the light crystal clear noise. It waslike summer sunshine and happiness made into sound, and he nuzzled her neck, delighting as heheard it again. He couldn't help from imagined what it might be like if they had a daughter that gigglelike that.

"Hey, Skye?" he asked softly, slowing his nuzzling, and she hummed in a happy easy response tohis question. So he continued taking the plunge and voicing his thoughts, "You know how we talkedabout having our own family someday?"

Skye stilled under him and was silent for a bit before speaking, "Yes… I thought that after we talkedto Doctor Badger about the possibilities of having our own kits, we decided that starting a familywasn't a good idea then, what with running around the world on secret missions and everything. Ithought we were going to wait and talk about it sometime later in the future?"

Jack looked up into her eyes that seemed far away visiting old memories. He could remember thattime too; They'd both been younger then, ready to take on the world together, wanting to goeverywhere and see everything, but now… now there was a quiet longing in Skye's still form as sheseemed to think back to that particular conversation.

He nuzzled her softly getting her attention before quietly saying, "Want to talk about it now?"

Her eyes snapped into focus looking at him and he felt the suddenly quick beat of her heart as hischest pressed against hers.

"It's has been a while since then," Jack said still watching her, "And I've been thinking about it a lotlately. We've seen the world, Skye and it's been fun," he ran his paw along the fur on the back of herpaw before their fingers laced together, "but I think I'm ready for a different kind of adventure…"Jack gave her a small smile and squeezed her paw lightly, "that is… if you're ready to come along onthat adventure too?" he asked and then waited for her response.

Skye was perfectly still except for the beating of her heart as she stared back at him; he wasn't sure inthe dim interior of the tunnel and it may have just been a trick of the bad light but her eyes seemed toshine wetly. Finally, he felt her take a breath and squeeze his paw back, before saying, "You knowthat kind of adventure isn't going to be as flashy as what we're used to… and our boss is going tothrow a fit."

Jack grinned, "Might not be flashy but it'll be just as exciting in its own way, and our boss will getover it. Plus, it's not like we have to completely give up our jobs to have a family."

Skye kissed him before grinning herself and asking with mock sternness, "You're not planning onbringing our kits along with us on missions are you?"

"Well…" Jack said smirking, "Now that you mention it, new parents out for their first familyvacation would make for a great cover story. Maybe we could even get another agent to babysitwhile we have an evening alone for some private time and maybe a bit of sneaking around too."

Skye squeezed his paw again, grinning broadly as her tail thumped on the seat.

"You, Mr. Savage are completely incorrigible."

"And you, Mrs. Savage should already know that." He replied.

She kissed him again before whispering, "Reckless, that's what you are."

He kissed her back, "Yes, but you stop me before I get into trouble; you balance me out."

"Do I now?" she said and shifted under him, a glint coming into her eyes before she rolled him overon the seat and kissed him. Not lightly, not teasingly; it was a deep, demanding kiss filled withpassion and lust and Jack let it envelop him. Skye's paw was moving, doing something around hiswaist, fiddling with their pants but she pushed harder into the kiss, demanding more from him and fora moment, Jack forgot about everything else but the kiss.

Then the kiss ended and Jack groaned. Skye, smirking now, whispered into his ear, "I think yourreckless habits are rubbing off on me Jack."

"Can't help it," Jack replied teasingly, "That's what happens when we spend so much time cuddlingand rubbing against each other."

Skye pulled back just enough so that he could see the bright smile on her face and a devious glint inher eyes. Her beautiful sandy white fur seemed to nearly glow in the dark as she straddled him.

"Hummm… I guess you're right." She looked at him, smiling predatorially, "I do love rubbing upagainst you," she pushed down against him, thrumming deeply as Jack gasped, feeling her suddenlytake him.

She settled down atop him, surrounding him with a warm slick heat, and chest still vibrating with herhum, leaned down whispering to him, "You were saying something about starting a family right?"she nipped his long ear and pulled up, before arching back onto him as he bucked up involuntarilymeeting her. "Said you wanted to go on that adventure together right?" she whispered, moving

rhythmically and her other paw found his remaining free one and grasped it as she let out a smallmoan into his ear as they met again.

She slowed, teasing him, and whispered again, "You should know by now Jack, that I'll go with youanywhere, on any adventure, so long as we can go together."

Jack tried to keep his wits about him as Skye's took him again but this time slowly settling againsthim, grinding her hips against his and squeezing tight around him as the fur through their unbuttonedpants meshed and matted between them.

"Skye…" Jack said and kissed at the thicker winter fur around her neck, "You know we can't startthat adventure right this moment…" he trailed into a groan, squeezing her paws as Skye pulled backand then pushed back against him in one fluidly quick motion.

Her breathing was becoming harder, "Call it practice…" she said with a smirk, now panting lightlyand squeezing around him again as their hips met, giving out a small needy whine, "I'll talk to DocBadger tomorrow… get off the birth control…" she rocked against him, again and again beforekissing him, making a plaintiff sound as she stared speeding up.

"Jack…" Skye said, eyes closing, as she pressed her muzzle against him, nuzzling desperately andhe understood. Sometimes Skye like to play and tease, draw out their love making into a longextended intimate cuddling session. It was a special glorious torture for him given his nature as ahare, having his mate, his vixen, take control and bring him right up to that edge and hold him there.But this wasn't one of those times. There was too much need, too much passion and lust. He couldfeel it in the way she moved against him, in the heat of her around him, in the way she held his pawsand nuzzled and nipped and kissed. Despite her bit of teasing this wasn't one of those slowsmoldering love making sessions, this was more like throwing a match into a pool of gasoline; it wasa hot hungry inferno. Jack could hear it burning, building in the way she called his name and knewwhat she wanted, what she was asking. She was always fond of telling him that there wereadvantages in him having the natural speed and quickness of a hare after all.

Jack didn't need much incentive from his mate, her fire had already engulfed him as well and he wasburning with his own need. He rolled her over like she'd done earlier and kissed her neck and breastcausing her to arch her back up off the seat with a moan as he took over their tempo. Skye surrendercontrol, submitting to him, panting and making small ecstatically pleased noises as he let his naturetake over and sped up.

(A little while before)

Nadine was in a hellish bliss.

On one hand she seemed to be in a sort of fantasy come real, but on the other she couldn't movemuch for fear of tipping the boat and waking up from this not-so-unreal-dream she was having byway of a cold watery splash.

She tried hard to stifle a moan as Ralph, devil that he was, continued to tease her.

I swear that if he doesn't stop toying with me I'll drag if back to my bedroom by the tailand… oh gods…

Nadine tried to stifle a moan as she gave a small involuntarily buck, feeling Ralph's hardness pressagainst her through their clothes while his paw teased her. The boat rocked with her motion and shedesperately tried to stop herself before the boat's motion became any more unstable, but Ralph's soft

yet slightly rough paw pad pressed against her again in just the right way, and she shudderedviolently with the conflicting needs to press into that wonderful paw and yet not move and flip theboat.

She loosened up her mouths hold on his shoulder after the tremor passing though her had settleddown and mewed with a contrasting mix of relief and unfulfilled blazing need. Ralph said somethingas he nuzzled her but she couldn't understand him through the white sparks that seemed to bepopping like firecrackers in her mind.

He nuzzled her again, as his other paw, the sneaky one currently wrapped around behind her thathad unclasped her bra earlier, dipping past the base of her tail as he continued to slowly move againsther in her lap. Her vision almost whited out as his pawpad pushed against her, his finger dipping inand out lightly like he was testing the temperature in a pool of water.

If he doesn't stop that and just jump in I'm going to bite him for real!

Ralph pulled back, lightening his touch and she made a noise half way between a whine and a growlas she used her paws to force him closer, trying to get him to continue. His touch remained vexinglylight though as he trailed a row of kisses and soft nips up her neck and then whispered into her ear ina teasingly almost sing song way.

"I found where you've been hiding your tranq pistol!"

Nadine gave a harder squeeze on his shoulder with her jaws before unlatching her mawand booped his nose hard with hers, growling as menacingly as she could,

"Ralph Wolford! If you don't finish what you've started I'll spend the rest of our days togethermaking you regret it!" she grabbed his teasing paw with hers and forced it back down against her.

Nadine let out a mewling moan and kissed him as hard as she dared, still worried about flipping theboat as he finally stopped his toying around his paw, though she kept hers over his just to make surehe wouldn't stop. Despite last night and this morning she was more pent up than she could everremember being in her life; She wasn't going to last long, not at all, not with Ralph being the onetouching her, she moaned into their kiss as she felt herself nearing that final edge… and her phonewent off breaking the moment.

Nadine broke the kiss and let loose a roar unlike any she had ever given in her life. It was a pureunbridled expression of anger and fury manifested in a single terrible sound that shook the boat andechoed off the walls of the tunnel seeming to amplify on itself until it seemed like the very wallsmight break and crumble under its onslaught.

Ralph had frozen and was staring at her with slightly dilated eyes as she finished giving voice to herrage and looked back at him.

"YOU." She glared at him with a burning intensity as she ripped her phone out of her pocket withher free paw, keeping the other over his, "DON'T EVEN THINK OF MOVING THOSE PAWSAWAY. YOU AREN'T DONE YET!" Nadine growled threateningly, and Ralph, usuallycompletely unphased by her roars or snarls, nodded his head quickly.

There was a sharp cracking sound from her other paw and Nadine eased her grip on the ringingphone, bringing the device, now with a spider web of cracks running through its screen, up to herear.

"MEGAN," Nadine snarled furiously into the phone, "When I get home, I'm going to tie you to a

chair in your apartment and gag you so you can't interrupt me and Ralph again! I swear you're likeMurphy incarnate, always interrupting at the worst moments!"

Nadine's mountainous raging fury of anger died in the next instant.

"Naddy dear?" her mother said and Nadine nearly choked as what she'd been about to yell at Megansuddenly lodge in her throat and made her eyes bulge, "Oh honey I'm sorry if we're interrupting youand your new mate, though… that's actually why your father and I are calling. And, it's probably agood thing we caught you two before you get into any sort of mating frenzy."

"Yes, and when were you going to tell us you'd picked a mate?" her father chimed in sounding ifanything, hurt, "You didn't think we wouldn't accept you and your wolf did you?"

Amid the rising terror that Nadine was trying to hold back, her dad somehow managed to heap on awhole load of guilt on too. But as she struggled with all that, her father's voice became stern,

"Now is your mate there? It sounded like he's there, and I need to have a few words with him."

Ralph made a choked whining sound and looked pleadingly at Nadine as if she could tell him whatto do.

"Speak up son." Her father's voice said sharply, "Why are you trying to elope with our daughter?We felines might not be as tradition bound as you wolves but that doesn't mean we don't have any,and no child of mine is going to have to skulk around to get married. You and I are going to have abit of a conversation when we get to Zootopia."

"You're coming to Zootopia!?" Nadine shrieked, her voice an octave or two higher than normal.

"Of course we are Naddy!" her mom replied as if that should have been obvious, "Besideseverything else, we'd be irresponsible parents if we didn't sit down with you two and explain some ofthe details of mating now that-"

"MOM!" Nadine shrieked again before gaining some control of her voice, "You don't need to tell meanything about sex! I already know how that works! I'm not a teenager!"

"Oh, Naddy." Her mother sounded more amused by her outburst than anything else, "Unprotectedsex with your mate is a bit different, especially when you go into heat."

"Right." Her father chimed in, "Neither of you would want to get hurt. You haven't gone into heatyet have you?"

"DAD!" Nadine did shriek this time.

"Oh, that's a yes if I ever heard one!" her mother said before speaking presumably to her dad,"Honey, see if you can get tickets for the train tonight rather than the one tomorrow morning, thesooner we get there the better. She'll be a lot more sensitive than she's used to during heat, andwithout a condom you males and your so called 'love claws' are far more noticeable."

Ralph looked at her with a horrified and confused expression and whispered, "Love whats?"

"Oh dear, don't they teach you kids anything in school now-a-days?" he mother pitched in, havingapparently overheard Ralph. "Mommm," Nadine groaned desperately, trying to stop her but she justrolled right over her objections, "Keratinized penile spines, dear, the barbs protuberances you maleshave on your end of the reproductive organ. They help with the reproduction process but while theymight help bring a quick orgasm for us they can be a bit painful sometimes, particularly in heat."

Nadine's fantasy-dream-come-real was morphing into a full-on nightmare as her mother continuedunabated despite her attempted protests, "It's why you have to be careful rutting with your mateduring heat when passions are running high; having to visit the hospital because things in thebedroom got too feisty and you accidentally clawed or bite your mate to hard is no fun at all."

"Wait?! Spines?!... Hospital?!" Ralph squeaked, his eyes wide as saucers. He looked down to wherehis paw, with hers still over it, disappeared beneath her unbuttoned jeans, and then back up atNadine.

"Ralphhhh!" Nadine whined desperately, looking at his wide eyed expression with his ears splayedin an freaked out manner, "It's not like she's making it out to be-"

"Natasha!" her Dad said cutting in, "Your scaring scarring Nadine's mate! See, this is why we needto have this talk in person, and serious injuries usually only happen when things get way out ofhand, plus her mate is a wolf. Wolves don't have spines, I checked. See here, this article says theyhave this 'bulbus glandis'. Supposed to swell up and keep them locked together during mating."

"Oh... yes forgot where not dealing with another feline, let me see that article… oh… well!… willthat work though? She's bigger than him."

"We have pictures of the two of them, He's not that much smaller than her,"

"I think you're right, plus look how much this it's supposed to swell. He might not have spines, butshe'll certainly feel that… especially since she's going into heat." Nadine was now the one staring abit wide eyed at Ralph. She suddenly became acutely aware of the visible bulge in his clothes as hereyes, against her will, tracked down his front until they settled and locked on it.

It wasn't like she didn't know that wolves had somewhat different equipment… she might have donesome clandestine internet research at some point while being Ralph's police partner and all… likemaybe right after the academy… and just out of sheer curiosity, certainly not for any other reason.

It's knot that big, she thought to herself, looking at the bulge… but then again she'd never actuallyseen Ralphs equipment either, dreamed about it, yes; felt it, sort of (there had always been clothesbetween them… unfortunately.)

Ralph's paw, still pressed against her with hers over it, twitched nervously sending a jolt through her.She tuned out for a moment as her parents debated spines and knots, remembering this morning,remembering how he'd suddenly seemed quite a bit larger as she pressed against him when he'dhowled. And just like this morning an irrational giddy glee swept through her in a hot wave. She feltlike giggling manically, and tried to control the reaction, all the while still acutely aware of Ralphspaw under hers.

"Nadine?" Ralph asked quietly, seeming a bit hysterical himself with a sort of horrified, confusedand embarrassed arousal. She looked up meeting his eyes, giggled (only slightly crazily) and blushedviolently, realizing that he wouldn't even need his nose to figure out her current mental state with hispaw pressed up against her wet heat like it was. Then she heard what her parents were saying,

" - and they'll be stuck together, what if it's a bit too much for Naddy? With her going into heat andall… it's not like they can call a time out if they're stuck together…"

"They'll be fine… probably. He can just usual the traditional mounting position the first couple oftimes until they get used to it. Should be natural enough for him anyway, mammal's do call it doggystyle after all."

"Hummm… I think you're right, though he might want to bite and hold her scruff. Should help keepher calmer and-"

"Nadine," Ralph whispered desperately, sounding a bit hysterical, "Are you parents discussing thebest way for us to have sex?"

She groaned and let her head flop against him, "I told you this would happen! And you thoughtdealing with your parents was going to be difficult!"

"Oh Naddy, there's no reason to be embarrassed." Her mother cut in, trying unsuccessfully to calmher down, "Mating is just a part of life like anything else. This is all just natural actions and instincts.There's nothing out of the normal here."

"Dear, she's taking a wolf as her mate, that's not quite 'normal'," her dad said, and there was a lightsmacking sound, before he quickly added, "Not that there's anything wrong with that! Mating is stilljust a natural part of life no matter what species you are!"

"Right, and any reasonable mammal shouldn't find such a normal part of life embarrassing, whywhen we talked to Ralph's parents-"

"WHAT?!" Ralph spluttered a look of total fear coming over his face, "You spoke to my parents?!"

"They called us," Nadine's father said calmly, then added a bit sternly, "They weren't happy aboutyou two trying to elope either."

"We're Not eloping!" Nadine snapped, finally regaining enough of her wits to do what she probablyshould have done right after realizing who was on the other end of the call, "We're just dating! Nowif you don't mind, me and Ralph are busy right now, we've got to go, bye!" she hit the end callbutton hard enough that another crack appeared on the screen.

She wanted to scream in frustration, but her attention refocused on Ralph who was full on panicking.

"Nadine! We're screwed! If my parents found out before I could tell them… oh gods they thinkwe're eloping?!" He reclaimed his paw from her, much to her displeasure, and pulled out his ownphone. He turned it on and the screen showed a hundred and thirteen missed calls. Ralph's ears wentflat and he slumped into her.

"We're done for! Goners! Dead! Oh gods, if they find us…"

"Ralph calm down," Nadine said not sounding very calm herself, "We can-" she was cut off as hisphone, now with its silent mode turned off, rang with an incoming call.

Ralph's eyes were huge, like he realized he'd accidentally picked up a rattlesnake.

Something about the way Ralph looked at the phone in terror broke the last bit of Nadine's restraint.

"Okay, I am done with this! I am done with others butting into our business!" She snatched thephone out of his paw and hitting the answer button, snarled, "What do you want?!"

Cassandra Wolford paced as she called her sons phone again while waited for her husband to get thetickets so they could finish tracking down their runaway kit and his new mate.

"Try to steal my child away will she? We'll just see about that!" she huffed right before the callfinally went through.

A voice she recognized from of some of her encounters with her son and his police partner snarledthrough the phone.

"What do you want?"

"Don't you take that tone with me!" she snapped back icily, "Where are you and my son right now?"

"That's none of your business." The tiger responded just as icily, and there was a faint panickedwhisper of, "Nadine, what are you doing?!"

"None of my business? None of my Business?! You made it my business when you decided to stealmy son from our pack!" she snarled back into the phone.

"Mother!" Ralph's voice came through, abet a bit shakily, "She did not 'steal' me! And whateveryou've heard, it's not the truth!"

"Oh, she didn't did she?" Cassandra huffed angrily, "Then care to explain why you're with her rightnow instead of on that date set up between our pack and the Silverclaws's? Humm? Have you beenwith her all the other times you've skipped pack arranged dates too?" The silence from her son wasall the confirmation she needed to know that he had.

"He's not going on any other date today, tomorrow or any time in the future because he'sdating me!", Fangmeyer's voice snarled out of the phone, before back tracking, "Wait, Arghh! Imean that he's asked me out and we've agreed to start dating! We are just starting to date, and Ralph,will not be going on any 'dates' with anyone else! I don't care what 'pack' reason you have for it!"

"Don't you try changing your story little miss tiger! What you know about how a pack works couldfit in a thimble! And if you weren't stealing him out from under us, then he would have at least toldus he was planning on courting you!"

"Umm…" Ralph cut in hesitantly, "since we haven't technically started dating yet, I can tell you nowthat I'm planning on courting Nadine, right?"

"Oh, no. It's far too late for that. I know all about your morning romp and your plans to elope andmove in together! You can't just mark someone and then claim you're planning on courting them!You're no lone wolf and that's not how any civilized pack works!"

There was a strangled squeaking sound from Fangmeyer as Ralph suddenly tried vehementlydenying that he'd marked her yet.

"Don't think you're going to be able to talk your way out of this one Ralph. You two are in deepenough trouble as it is! Our pack is in an uproar because of you two and Bill had to cover foryou, Ralph, so that the Silverclaws's pack didn't feel slighted! You two can forget whatever notionsyou have about some 'secret romance'. You two are coming back to the pack grounds where we cankeep an eye on both of you until Mr. and Mrs. Fangmeyer get here tomorrow and we can sort thiswhole mess out before it gets any worse."

"Oh no! No! No! NO! You are not bringing my parents into this!" the tiger objected, voice soundingstrained.

"Listen here girl," Cassandra said putting her paw up to her temple and rubbing, "You made thedecision to pursue my son and now you're going to have to pay the price for sneaking around withhim. You have two choices. You and Ralph can come quietly or I'll drag both of you back by thetails."

"Oh you just try that!" she snarled, almost roared, and Cassandra heard Ralph's voice saying,"Nadine, calm down! Calm down you're going to flip us!"

"Fine, the hard way it is," Cassandra growled, "I will not let my son run off to be some outcast lonewolf and I will not let you two create some scandal to ruin our pack! Ralph is not leaving our packand if that means I have to hog tie you, drag you back and force a tiger into our pack, then so be it.I'll stuff you into a wedding dress, and perform the marriage myself."

There was a strangled sounding cry of "What!?", a startled shout from Ralph and then a splash andthe line went dead.

'Never let them see that they get to you'

Part of Nick mused on how after years, decades, of practicing that little rule of his, he could fool justabout anyone...

Except for one too smart, too perceptive, too lovable bunnyrabbit.

She had a knack for getting past his defenses; for always finding the one angle he wasn't prepared tocover. She was the only mammal that could hustle him like this or get him to talk himself into acorner instead of out of it.

At least she only thinks I know the song, Nick thought as he continued to grumble to himself, Gods ifshe ever finds out that I was the one in that video, I'll never hear the end of it! and if Clawhauserwhere to find out… *shudder* , not even Robin Hood himself could save me if that were to happen.I'd lose all credibility! I can't believe I let Finnick talk me into that! Easy money my ass! And to thinkit even ended up being somewhat popular and we just couldn't collect on it! Arghh! I told him itwasn't worth doing without being able to sell it through all the normal methods, which we couldn'tdo. If he had just listened-

Nick's internal tirade cut off as two soft but firm paws clasped his cheeks and yanked his headforward and then side to side like an old grandparent insistently inspecting a young kit.

Nick blinked once in surprise as Judy angled his head, examining him with a look of extreme focus.

"Judy?" Nick asked, slightly confused and amused at her strange behavior, not that he mindedmuch… or at all. Unlike a fox, her paws didn't have pawpads, just very fine fur that was silkysmooth and her claws were tiny blunt things that pressed against his cheeks with just a faint touch.He rather liked the feeling of her holding his head like this even if he had absolutely no idea what shewas doing.

Maybe it's a bunny thing? Nick thought with a mental shrug and gave a small smile, asking her in aquizzically, almost playful way, "What are you doing?"

She seemed not to hear him at all. Her brow furrowed, and she leaned in close to him and for a briefsecond Nick had the wildly irrational hope that she was going to kiss him, but she just muttered,"Stupid dim light." as she turned his head a bit examining it from a different angle.

Nick's tail which had been about to explode into motion slumped, and he had to fight back a quickwave of longing so deep that he wanted to howl.

Stupid, Stupid, STUPID fox. She's a bunny. She's your best friend, be happy that you have thatmuch.

There was a murmured "It can't be…" from Judy, as she shifted his head again. That commentcaught his attention, she'd sounded... hopeful? Disbelieving? Stunned?

What? Is my fur messed up? I spent two hours groom myself this morning so I'd look my best todayaround Judy. Maybe one of the rollercoasters tussled it or… oh gods I don't have blueberry stains allover my muzzle do I? Is that it?"

Nick was about to ask her when she suddenly let go of him. He hadn't noticed how far over towardher she'd pulled him or how much he'd been leaning into her touch, so when she let go, he floppeddown face first into her lap with a startled yelp, then yelped louder completely surprised as sheleaned over him and grabbed his tail with both paws.

She didn't yank it or tug on it, but his tail was sensitive and he wasn't prepared for her to grab it andsuddenly pull it closer to her.

He froze for a second out of sheer shock as Judy started fiddling with the tip of his tail, bent overhim. She ran a paw through the fur at the tip, almost experimentally and there was a rush of warmthand pleasure that washed through him.

If he'd been prepared for it, he could have hidden his reaction. Muted it so that he didn't lose himselfto her touch. But just like always Judy had caught him off guard.

Nick gasped at the feeling, but his head was in Judy's lap with her leaning over him in the narrowconfines of the boat, practically boxing his head in, and his sudden startled intake of air brought withit a wave of her scent that hit him like a boxer slamming an unexpected hook into an already stunnedfoe.

Her scent flooded him, filled him, surrounded him.

Like a kit at the beach that's sweep under by an unexpected wave, he was suddenlydrowning under a roiling sea of her scent, unable to find his way back to the surface. His mindfloundered while the feeling of her stroking his tail again was like the distant crash of another wavesomewhere above him that sent his mind careening once more.

Judy shifted slightly, still fiddling with his tail as Nick broke through to the surface and managed togasp out a startled questioning "Carrots?!..."

But she didn't reply, didn't even seem to hear him. And her paw ran through the fur of his tail tracingnearly its whole length and he was shoved back under as the wave of pleasure that camealong from her touch ran through him, over him and he found himself once more fighting to try andresurface and not drown in her scent and touch.

His body shook and a sliver of fear ran through him paralleling the pleasure. It would be so easy togive in, to let all his worries go and give into her. To not fight to regain his control. But he knewwhat would happen if he did that and Nick feared it. Feared what it would do to his chance athappiness, at his chance of being with Judy or even being just her friend. If he let himself go in thatblissful roiling storm of feelings that was surging through him, he wouldn't just sit there and enjoy it,he'd take her, claim her right there. He wouldn't be able to stop himself.

She stroked his tail again and he shuddered, breathing in her wonderful sweet scent, a mix of hernormal everyday scent like liquid comfort, that was tinged liberally with the scent of her arousal.He'd gotten used to that particularly subtle and intoxicating aspect of her scent since, as she'dembarrassedly explained the one time he'd asked, being a bunny whose species was renowned fortheir ability to multiplying, they had drives to match. But while he's gotten used to that particular

flavor of her scent that seemed to always be around in at least faint amounts, this time with his nosenestled into her lap it hit him like a hammer blow.

"Judy!" Nick managed to say in a frantic growl as she stroked his tail again before he groaned andhad to pant hard for a brief moment. He needed air desperately to clear his head but couldn't get any,his lungs only filled with her sweet aroma.

He gasped out again, "What are you doing?" in a frantic and confused voice as he fought to staysane.

But Judy didn't answer. She didn't stop. Her paw moved through his fur, starting at the base of histail, her tiny claws brushing lightly against his skin and he cried out and cursed as he struggled withhimself. His senses were overloading, and Nick was reeling, trying to fight the crashing waves ofsensual gleeful pleasure, that she was bringing to him. He wanted more of it. More of her. Cravedher. Needed her. There was a purely savage side within him straining wildly against its bonds,stretching the chains that bound it, starting to snap links one by one as it screamed.

She was his. His and no one else's. She was his mate, his to love, his to claim and protect. There wasnothing else in the world more important than her.

And that was the problem. There was nothing more important in the world to him than her. And asmuch as he needed her, needed her like some mammal dying of thirst in a dessert needed water,taking her, claiming her like that savage part of him frantically insisted he do right this very second,would hurt her, would violate her trust in him. It would destroy her happiness, her smile,her laugh, because he would have done the unforgivable... because she didn't want him in that way.

He took another desperate gasping breathing and she flooded through his sense of smell as her pawmoved through his tail causing pure sensation to travel up his spine.

The beast within him broke free, raging madly, and Nick fought against it with every last bit ofhimself. His whole body shook and his paws that had started to move to grab her, hold her, draw hernearer, clawed into the seat to either side of her, gouging deep as his rational side battled his primalone. His need for her and his need to protect her, waging war with each other, the outcome teeteringback and forth on a razor's edge.

Nick pushed his muzzle into her, closer to her, literally burying his nose into her clothes and fur.

Her scent was an intoxicant that the beast craved madly but it also reminded him of her, of his alwaysbright and happy bunny, his Judy. And it was enough… barely.

Judy's paw had stopped, lying motionless on his tail, and he let out a pained whine, half out of reliefthat she'd stopped her blissful torment and half out of a despairing sense of loss.

Nick tried to collect himself but he'd barely started when he faintly heard an echoing roar. Andbefore he had so much as a moment to pull himself together, Judy had let go of his tail like it hadburned her and started spewing apologies.

" -So so so sorry! I wasn't thinking! I didn't mean to-! Oh gods Nick, I'm sorry!-"

Her sudden panic hit Nick like a shot of pure adrenaline, sending a spike of fear through him thatsilenced every other thought and feeling he had. Then his chin thumped painfully onto the seat asJudy, still apologizing, tried scooting as far away from him as she could, not that she was verysuccessful beyond moving far enough away to let his muzzle fall off her lap in the confines of theboat.

"Oh gods, you're going to hate me now, you're going to-"

"Judyyyy," Nick whined desperately, trying to get her attention as his chin throbbed painfully butshe only tried scouting further away, tears tracing her face, as she wedged herself into a tight ball inthe corner of the seat.

He tried again but rather than calming her though, he only seemed to upset her more and she curledin on herself, her ears pulled down hiding her face as she continued her sobbing apology that wasripping out Nick's heart. It was like when she was had come back after the press conference andfound him under the bridge, but worse, far worse.

Nick did the only thing he could think of in his panicked state, he moved to hug her, like he'd doneso often since that day under the bridge… or tried too. He hadn't realized just how deeply he'd dughis claws into the faux wood of the bench seat, and his move forward to hug her turned into a suddenawkward flop that slammed his chin painfully against her leg as his paws refused to lift away fromthe seat.

Nick gave another groan, but the sharp jolt through his muzzle was nothing compared to the soundcoming from the huddled bunny. He tried calling her name, nearly shouting it but she just shrunkback into herself all the more, sobbing a repetitive, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry,"

Seeing her like that, and being unable to do anything to help her was too much for him and Nick lostit.

A frustrated angry growl at his inability to do anything torn out of him and Nick snapped his muzzleforward sinking his teeth into the cloth of Judy's pants and with his paws still stuck, pushed his chestup off the seat and yanked his head back under him. Judy's apologetic mantra was broken with aloud startled squeak as she was yanked away from the corner of the seat and under Nick.

With another growl, Nick let go of her and then unceremoniously flopped down protectively, hischest still rumbling angrily. There was another startled squeak from the bunny that suddenly foundherself pinned underneath him but she'd stopped crying and apologizing so Nick gave halfwaysatisfied huff and rumbled before letting his head flop back down tiredly. The events of the pastcouple minuets had drained him. From her hustle to the unexpected move grabbing his tail to heremotional breakdown, his emotions had been whiplashing back and forth from terror to ecstasy andhe felt exhausted.

"Dumb bunny is going to be the death of me." he mumbled with his eyes closed, a bit of irritationmore at the world in general than at Judy bleeding into his voice.

There was a blessed few moments where nothing happened. No sound or movement besides hisangry protective growl that was diminishing to just a low rumble and the rapid heartbeat and slightlydisjointed breathing of Judy pinned between him and the seat.

But it didn't last.

Judy finally seemed to break through her shock at his sudden move and squirmed slightly, then againas she hesitantly, questioningly asked, "N-Nick?"

Still feeling far more savage than rational, Nick lifted off her just enough so that he could angle hishead down until his nose nearly pressed into hers as he growled out, "I don't know what you wherepanicking over, and frankly I don't care," he said looking hard down into her startled lavender eyes,pressing his nose against hers, stopping the rapid twitch that had started. He could see the glossywater film of tears still in her eyes and growled again, rumbling deep in his chest, "No." he narrowed

his eyes, "No more crying. No more apologies. No more beating yourself up over whatever it is thistime you overly emotional dumb bunny. I'm not moving until my happy smiling partner is back, doyou understand?" he finished his voice rumbling dangerously. There was the slightest hesitant nodand Nick huffed and flopped back down, his head coming to rest against the top of hers so that shewas all but buried under him. He grumbled to himself, the low rumble continuing the whole time. Hefelt exhausted, utterly depleted; he decided to just rest for a minute before trying to regain somecontrol from the savage protective beast that was currently refusing to let his bunny move so much asan inch away from him.

"Come on, hurry up!" Skye hiss over to Jack.

"I am, I am." Jack replied, moving faster.

Skye looking back toward where she could see a light at the end of the tunnel, "Hurry! We've gotlike 30 seconds."

"Plenty of time." He said, though there was a faint hint of tension in his voice.

"Maid Marian save me," Skye huffed, rolling her eyes, "Here let me."

She reached over to the hare fumbling around in the dark and finished buttoning up his shirt andpants so it wouldn't look like they'd been up to anything too unseemly while in the love tunnel. Shesmirked though, as her cherry red kiss marks still covered his face, neck and ears.

"See," She said finishing, rather pleased with how things had gone on their 'ride', "Told you beingquick had its advantages, 2 rounds and nobody but us will be the wiser."

"I'm pretty sure that wolf and any other mammal with a decent nose is going to be the wiser." Jacksaid smoothing out his shirt.

"Nope," Skye said smirking, pulling a travel size can of Muskmask deodorizer from her small purseand spritzing herself then Jack, just enough to knock their scents down to (somewhat) respectablelevels, "They'll just assume that we've had quite the makeout session." She said putting thedeodorizer away just as they exited the tunnel. She gave Jack a kiss on the cheek, right where therewas a sticky red cherry mark from a previous kiss.

"Ummm… Delicious." She said with a smirk just as there was a laugh and a (literal) wolf whistlefrom the exit dock as their large sized boat was pushed over to by some unseen mechanism thatgrated against the bottom of the craft until it merged with the small and mid sized boat channel at thedock and they could get out.

"Hey, 'Thumper. I thought you were supposed to be the charmer! Looks more like that vixen ate youalive!"

Jack's ears popped up as if he was about to make some snappy reply, but the sight of his kiss coveredears popping up drew laughs and giggles from everyone including Skye, before he could sayanything.

Skye leaned over grinning and kissed him again, before whispering smugly, "See you should listento my plans more often."

Jack just shook his head, though there was a smile across his face. "I always listen to your plansSkye," he hopped out of the boat and then held his paw down to help her up.

She took it, still smirking, "Jack, you only listen if you haven't already run off recklessly and gottenyourself in trouble."

"It's called being 'dashing' dear," Jack answered with a charming grin, "How else am I supposed toimpress my girl?" he turned back forward to the wolf standing next to the tiger, "Right Ms.Ramsbottom..." He stopped and blinked before smirking, as his attention now fully on the two othermammals. "What happened to you two?"

Skye looked over and noticed for the first time that the wolf and tiger were soaked. They were sittingon a bench by the attendant's booth at the dock and toweling each other off. Fangmeyer blushed andlooked down while Wolford just grinned.

"Come on Jack, a gentle-mammal never kisses and tells."

There was grunt as a moose wearing one of the parks uniforms walked over and dropped another setof dry towels next to them.

"What happened," The moose said rolling his eyes as if this wasn't the first time he'd had to deal withthis, "Is that these two love birds got too frisky with each other and flipped their boat." He gave Skyeand Jack a look and snorted, "Not that it looks like you two didn't give that a good try too." Theattendant shook his antlers as he walked over to the boat they'd gotten out of and started moving itover to a line of other boats to move back around to the front of the ride.

"So..." Wolford said, picking up one of the new towels and starting to dry Fangmeyer's tail withoutany hesitation, "If we got dunked, and you two came out with new furstyles, what state do you thinkWilde and Hopps will be in when they exit?"

Fangmeyer who'd blushed again when Wolford had started drying her tail, though she hadn't madeany objection to it, grabbed the other dry towel and dropped it over the wolf's face before starting todry his ears. "Given their track record," she huffed, as the wolfs muzzle sticking out from under thetowel grinned happily, "The two of them probably found some sort of criminal operation and willcome out of there with at least one mammal tussled up and ready to be carted of the precinct."

"Well," Jack said smirking, "Anyone want to take bets on that?"

Judy's usually meticulously ordered mind was a bit of a mess as she lay pinned under Nick, with hislarger lithly predatory body all but smothered her. It was almost like one of their practice bouts in theprecinct gym when he managed to pin her, but his chest continued to vibrate against hers in arumbling growl that had an almost menacing edge to it. That certainly didn't help her straying,fracturing thoughts, and the conflicting urges from her instincts didn't help either. There was a smallpart of her that did not like having this predator, even her predator, trap her so easily, though thatmight have just been her wounded ego; but at the same time other instincts, strongerinstincts liked having this bigger stronger mammal, predator or not, protectively crouched over herand they only wanted to snuggle closer against him.

That little bit of cognitive dissonance certainly wasn't helping her mental state right now. The fox,her ancestral enemy, the bogey-mammal in all the tales told between bunnies to scare each other hadher trapped, cornered. He had her pinned and he wasn't letting her go... And she didn't want him too.

He'd even snarled, pressing his muzzle right up to her nose with emerald eyes that had been blazingwildly, savagely, and she'd been startled; startled that she really hadn't been scared. He'd been angry;she'd seen it in those eyes. He'd been very angry, angry and scared, but not angry at her. That angryfox had all but wrapped her up, seeming to growl and rumble threateningly at everything around

them.

Judy wasn't one that needed protection; she'd worked hard to be able to stand on her own so that shedidn't have to rely on anyone else, but even still, the feeling of being completely protected bysomeone else was... seductive. There was a part of her that wanted desperately to just stay there andlet the big bad fox protect her, comfort her. She wanted to give herself to him, to have him be hers sothat she didn't have to always be the only one looking out for herself.

Not that she didn't already seem to have that, a stray thought reminder her, Nick always seemed to bethere for her.

But it wasn't enough, she wanted this protective caring fox all for her own. He could be ungodlyirritating at times, but he was always there, especially when she was at her lowest. He made hersmile, he made her laugh, he made her happy and he made her feel safe no matter what elsehappened in the world.

Just like now.

Deserving it or not Judy let herself sink into the warm comforting feeling, pressing her nose into hisshirt and the thicker fur of his ruff, letting his rumble and heavy musk roll through her, making all herproblems and worries just… wash away.

All she'd been able to think about before was that she'd ruined everything. Coming back from herthoughts to find she'd been literally fondling his tail was like the moment right after her first pressconference when the relation that she'd messed up, and messed up bad, crashed over her. Sure, she'dtouched Nick's tail before incidentally… mostly, but it had been part of their usual teasing. Thisthough had been different; She hadn't been tweaking his nose or anything, she'd been blatantlypetting him, fondling his tail. Even among bunnies, who were quite comfortable being touchy feelywith their friends and family, that would have been far over the top for acceptable behavior, and withwhat Skye had told her about foxes… well over the top was a severe understatement.

She'd messed up spectacularly, horrifically, she'd screwed up everything in a manner she'dnever be able to fix and yet Nick was still here. Still being the caring friend she wanted so muchmore from.

Thoughts about what Skye had said rolled through her mind along with all their past interactions, herhugs, and jabs and teasing pokes and nudges. It had been so normal for her but it must have been astrain on Nick, and she wondered why he put up with her. Why he must constantly be puttinghimself far out of his comfort zone.

For a brief moment she let herself believe that he wanted her like she wanted him. She let herselfsnuggle into his frame and hold him, let herself imagine that he was hers. It could almost be the truth,with how close they were, with how he put himself out there for her, just to accommodate one sillylittle over emotional bunny, all just because she was his friend. She could almost convince herselfthat it was his sly way of telling her he loved her, loved her more than just as a friend. She mighthave been able to fully convince herself of that if it wasn't for the stupid carrot picking fact thatshe knew he was in love with a carrot-be-damned vixen.

Judy took in another breath, letting his thick musk fill and calm her sudden anger and jealousy at that.It helped settle the stray thoughts bouncing around her mind. Let her find her balance. She'd messedup but Nick was still here. Things would be alright.

With one last breath that sent his fur brushing against her muzzle as his musk filled her, she spoke up.

"Nick?"

He just rumbled a bit, his head nestling tighter against hers.

"Nick, I'm sorry. I screwed up… again."

His rumble became an unhappy growl.

"No, Judy. I said no more apologized. You didn't screw up anything."

"Yes, I did, Nick!" Judy said needing to excise her guilt. "When Skye was talking to me she told mehow foxes are very sensitive about touch, about what it means to you all. It's not the same forbunnies and not only am I always pushing into your personal space but now I just went andcompletely felt up your tail! And now you're pushing yourself out there again to comfort me, allbecause I'm just a dumb emotional bunny!"

There was a louder growl, and Nick's chest thrummed against her, "As you said Judy, you're abunny. It's not the same for you so it doesn't matter."

"It matters to you, Nick." Judy retorted a little bit angrily; being angry was better than crying again,"Even if you try to hide it like everything else it matters to you and I don't want to hurt my friend!My best friend!"

His rumble quieted and he huffed.

"Fine Judy it matters to me, but I can make an exception for my best friend if I damn well want too!"

"And what about the girl you're in love with Nick?" Judy said, fortified enough by her anger at theinjustice she was casing Nick to bringing up what lay at the heart of all her recent pain, "I might havebeen wrong about thinking you were in love with Skye, but you're in love with someone."

Some Stupid Foxy Lady! She mentally seethed.

"How would that vixen feel if she saw me petting your tail or… or…"

"Or me laying atop you in a cheesy swan boat in the world's most ridiculously corny tunnel of love?"Nick finished with snort.

"YES!" Judy said and tried to thump Nick for his stupid sarcastic comments when she was trying tobe serious, not that she was very successful, what with being trapped under him and all, "How areyou going to win her over if I'm always too close to you? How would she react to another mammalalways touching you?"

Nick actually laughed and Judy tried thumping him with her leg, with only moderate success.

"Fine Fluff, you want to know how she'd react if she was interested in me; She'd probably thump theliving hell out of them and then get them arrested just for good measure. I'm pretty sure that's howshe'd react, but…" he said, snickering at her, "You don't have to worry about that because she,unfortunately, isn't interested in me; she's happy to be my friend and if that's all I can get, then that'swhat I'll take."

"Stop being such an ass and be serious for once!" Judy snapped, angry at the whole situation now.She knew that he was just using his usual snark to cover up his pain. "You can't give up. You'venever given up on anything we've ever faced so stop giving up on her."

"Who said I'm giving up?" Nick snapped back at her and she could feel by the tension in his bodythat she'd hit a nerve. He shifted slightly and then snarked back to her, "And as for being such an ass,I've always thought that that was among my best features;" he snickered again, "Why even youseemed to have trouble keeping your paws off of it and my tail!"

"Nick!" She said angrily and managed a slightly better kick than before, getting a grunt from him."Stop messing around. This isn't something to joke about."

"And who said I was joking?" Nick said smugly and this time it was Judy who was growling.

"You are such a Dumb Fox!" she nearly snarled.

"And you are such a Dumb Bunny!" Nick said seeming to quite enjoy himself now.

"Dumb, Dumb, DUMB fox!" Judy said irritatedly, only for Nick to give a belly laugh, and Judy hadto fight hard to hold onto her irritation as Nick's mirth tried to infect her.

"You know you love me, dumb fox and all." Nick said in a teasing wheedling tone as his laughterlightened. Judy snapped her ears down against the back of her head, partly out of irritation at his quipbut far more because they'd suddenly heated up like they'd been lit on fire. She was still practicallycuddled against him, his musk surrounding her and it was making it hard for her to keep heremotions from wildly swinging out of balance.

"I'm not answering that, Nick!" She said obstinately only for Nick to snicker and start nuzzlingbetween her ears.

"Come on Carrooots you know it's true."

"I'm not giving the dumb fox and answer to that!" Judy said trying to poke his chest. "You'retoo dumb to even understand it!"

"You know you're going to answer, Judy." Nick said, voice tauntingly smug.

"Am not!" she snapped.

"You can't hold back from saying it forever." He snickered

"Just watch me!" She snapped defiantly.

Nick seemed to take that as a challenge,

"Really Judy?" he snickered delightedly and she just turned her head away from him, intent onignoring the annoyingly warm fox above her. He nuzzled her head again ruffling her fur in a way heprobably knew drove her nuts.

"JJuuuuddddyyyy," he snickered again, and when she gave no response, he lowered his mental ageto that of a 5 year old in an attempt to annoy an answer out of her,

"Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy…" he started saying incessantly right into herear until she finally snapped.

"NICK! I'm not answering!"

She could feel the smirk forming on his muzzle and then he whispered into her ear in that sametaunting tone.

"Judy, you know I love you right?"

"Arggghhhhh!" Judy exploded, ears now blazingly, and started trying to thump him however shecould as he laughed like he'd pulled the world's, best joke.

"You Stupid, Dumb, Idiotic, Incorrigible, Incessant, Irritation, Annoying, FOX," She ranted trying tothump every part of him she could reach while still trapped cuddled against him.

"Yep," Nick said still snickering, "And despite all that, you still know you love me."

"Fine, you're right you dumb fox," Judy snapped, "I love you and now I'm going to give you aproper thrashing, so get up off of me so I can start!"

"No can do, Carrots." Nick said in a ridiculously happy voice at having won their game.

"Argghhhh!" she groaned again in frustration before asking, "And why not?"

She could even hear his tail wagging now which made her feel warm and happy inside… which alsoirritated her for being so easily swayed by him.

"First, Carrots, I said I'd only get off you once I had my happy smiling partner back. Grantedannoyed is a step up from sad but I'm a mammal of my word."

"You're a hustler, that's what you are Nick." She replied in a clipped tone.

"Doesn't mean I'm don't keep my word," he snickered and she groaned again before scrunching upher face into a smile that Chief Bogo would have been proud of.

"Okay, Nick." She said, her foot starting to thump against his thigh where it rested, "I'm smiling andhappy now," she used her best fake happy voice, which Chief Bogo would also probably haveapproved of, "So will you please let me up now?"

"Nope." Nick said cheerfully, without even a moments wait.

She thumped his thigh but it didn't seem to faze him at all.

"Sorry Carrots, I would let you up, but I can't."

"And why not?" she asked sighing in a frustrated, defeated manner as she thumping her foreheadinto his chest repeatedly since there was nothing better to whack it against.

"Because I'm stuck." Nick replied happily, his tail swishing faster.

Judy stopped at that with her head pressed into his ruff, and took a second to contemplate that beforecoming up with an appropriate answer.

"What?!"

"Well…" Nick said, and she was sure he was grinning, "When you started fondling and petting mytail-"

Judy's groaned interrupting him, and she pressed her face into his ruff as it caught fire, "Gods, canwe forget I ever did that? I can't believe I was that rude."

Nick thumped her head lightly with his muzzle, sternly saying, "It's only rude if I say it's rude, Judy.Now back to what I was saying, I can't let you up because when you were fiddling with my tail I…

sort of dug my claws into the seat… and can't get them out."

Judy blinked at that.

"You're serious?" she asked.

Nick huffed, "Judy, you're horrible at telling when I'm serious."

"I didn't even know that was possible…" Judy mussed, trying to look over at his paws.

"Well, Fluff…" Nick lifting off of her just a bit and yanking an arm, but his paw stayed firmlyattached to the benchseat, "Evidence would seem to say that it is possible."

"You actually got your claws stuck…" Judy said distantly watching him try to free his paw, a giggleescaping her as she watched.

"Not, funny Fluff." Nick said, still working to try and free his paw.

"Actually Nick… *giggle* that is funny." Her giggles broke into laughter, "You got yourself stuck!"she cackled, "Stuck on a loveboat. Oh gods wait until we get to the end of the ride and Nadine andRalph see this!" she started to wiggle out from under him, "I so need pictures of this!"

"Oh no you don't Fluff!" Nick said, ceasing his attempt to free his paws and flopping back down onher just as she started wiggling out from under him, "If I'm stuck, then I'll make sure you're stuckwith me!"

"Not a chance, Slick!" Jud said still giggling, but now also trying to find a way to squirm out fromunder the fox.

"I'm not letting you go Judith Laverne Hopps!" Nick said sternly, "If I'm going down, I'm bringingyou with me!"

She'd managed to get her head out from under him and turned it to glare evilly at him, "We'll just seeabout that!"

Nick looked just about ready to toss back another quip as the boat exited the tunnel.

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...Now this is the Law of the Jungle

as old and as true as the moon in the sky;

And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper,

but the Wolf that shall break it must die.

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As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk

the Law runneth forward and back

For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf,

and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.

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Because of her age and her cunning,

because of her gripe and her paw,

In all that the Law leaveth open,

the word of your Head Wolf is Law.

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Ralph you might follow after that Tiger,

but, Cub, when thy whiskers are grown,

Remember this Wolf is the Hunter

And I'll drag that you and that Tiger back home.

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-Cassandra Wolford's rendition of Law of the Jungle

Chapter 12 - On the way to the Concert

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THE CONSPIRACY

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Muhahahahahahaha!

"Um, sir why is the grinch laughing?"

"Because he's an evil little bugger, that's way. Don't listen to him petty officer, we caught him andhave him tied up and hanging over the kerfluffle pit, ehem, I mean fist deck. All he can do is beannoying us now. I told you that the plan would work."

"Yes, sir... but the boat is listing badly to port now and half the crew is in sick bay with 'Mere fleshwounds' and the others are mostly in a comatose state of Fuffly Kerfluffle induced'Daaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

*Officer of the watch snaps fingers in front of petty officer*

*Cackles of laughter from tied up grinch*

"awwwwwww- oh, ah, sorry sir. Even wearing protective gear and a welding mask, they still got tome a bit."

"Back to the topic at hand petty officer, you searched him right?"

"Oh yes sir. Got the Fluffthrower and the other experimental weapons off of him."

"Other experimental weapons? What other experimental weapons?!"

"Ohhh... just some radioactive hazard level fluff for a 'dirty' fluff bomb, a fluff-saber, and a couplepounds of fluff-4 explosives."

*Officer of the watch facepalms*

"Did you find the deactivation code for the Fluff nuke?"

"Ummm... well, sir... the only thing he had on him that might be that was this..."

*Hangs sheet of paper over*

"Chapter reference bingo cheat sheet? What the hell is this? We need the damn deactivation codesand quick! We're running out of time!"

*Cackles of laughter*

'It took you all too long to get me! This last chapter was tough but its finally here! Muhahahaha!Suck it losers!

"Shut up you!"

Muhahahahah-mmmmm

*Officer of watch finishes ducktaping grinch's mouth shut and hoists him back over the deck overrunby the kerfluffle*

"Ummm... *gulp* sir, what did he mean by that?"

"He's just trying to get to you, don't listen to him"

Beep... ... Beep... ... Beep... ... Beep... ... Beep... ...

"Um sir, *gulp* the nuke wasn't making that beeping sound before..."

"Probably nothing, now just find those deactivation codes."

Beep... ... Beep... ... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep.. Beep. Beeeeeeep...

*Ducktape muffled Snicker*

Chapter 12 – On the way to the Concert

( Operations Clock: 2 days prior )

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Finnick cursed as some idiot knocked on the rear door of his van. He'd finished with his pawpsiclehustle for the day and had just found a good spot to park so he could relax in his mobile apartmenthot rod (or so he thought of it). Though Nick's damned goody twopaws bunny cop had pointed outwhen he was filling out his taxes that it was still technically just a van and not a mobile trailer home,even if he used it that way, and more importantly that allowed him to avoid the trailer home tax.

Finnick shook his head, muttering to himself.

"And how the fuck did I let that bunny cop hustle me into actually doing taxes again?"

It was Wilde's fault. That's how, Finnick told himself. He was happy enough that his friend hadmanaged to get off the streets and actually do something with his life, happy that he'd found a mateeven if the two ditzes were two damned dense to see that they'd fallen so hard for each other thatthey were as good as married already. Deep down where he'd never let anyone know, he was happyabout how things had turned out, but why by Karma had that godsdamned overeager bunny decidedto try and reform him as well?! He was too old and set in his ways to try and change his life now.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

With another curse, Finnick put his just opened beer down on top of the ice chest and shut off hisportable tv before going to grab his trusty baseball bat by the back door of the van.

"Godsdamned meddling 'have to make everyone in the city better' bunny," Finnick growled,"Godsdamned taxes, Godsdamned paperwork. Hustling didn't have any godsdamnedfucking paperwork!"

Not that he wasn't still a hustler, because he was damnit. It said so right on the company license thatdamned bunny had made him go get, 'Pawpsicle Hustle LLC'.

Stupid dumb bunny, stupider dumb lovesick fox, Finnick though malevolently, If those two wouldjust get on with it and rut each other, then maybe she wouldn't have so much spare time and energyto corner me after our poker night and try to make me go legit.

Not that having their hustle turned into a legalized hustle (It's still a godsdamned Hustle, Finadamantly told himself) didn't have its perks. Buying the ingredients for the Pawpsicle directly fromthe Hopps family for one thing had helped a lot. He'd gleefully burned that karma-be-damned cursedelephant suit Nick had made; He couldn't describe how great it felt to know he'd never have to wearit again to get the supplies for the hustle, plus now he could make more than one flavor too, andblueberry was so much better than cherry.

In fact, he'd been making more money even without hustling the ingredients and having to pay theridiculous government's fee known as 'taxes', than they had before. Though he put that down to thefact that while no respectably cool mammal would want to buy ice cream or popsicles from thosedinky stuck up ice cream parlors or sissy ice cream trucks with their absurd paint jobs and hideousmusic, they had no problem buying his awesome Pawpsicle from his tricked out hot rod with it's epicpaint job and his excellent taste in music. He'd even had enough money recently to get the paint jobtouched up and install air shocks… though he needed to secure the stuff in his mobile apartmentbetter in the future as it had sent everything bouncing around.

"Still fucking worth it." Finnick grumbled to himself picking up the bat just as there was anotherseries of raps on the back door.

"Who is it?!" he bellowed before slamming open the door, his bat resting against his shoulder.

I swear if they scratched the paint I'll… his thoughts trailed off to a 'Oh Fuck', as he looked into alarge business suited mammal, and then looked up… and up some more until the business suit turnedto white polarbear fur.

A polar bear he was unfortunately familiar with from past hustles.

He swallowed but managed to keep his normal pissed off voice despite the alarm bells that blaring inhis mind.

"Hold on one fucking moment Koslov." He managed to get out before slamming the door back shutand allowing himself a short moment to panic as he tried to figure out what the fuck Mr. Bigsprimary enforcer and in some ways literal right paw was doing here.

I haven't don't have anything to do with them nowadays!, Was the first thought to roll through hismind followed by,

This couldn't be over 'The Rug' incident, I thought Nick cleared that up with Mr. Big? Then hestopped as a different train of thought accrued to him.

Wait… are they trying to shake ME down for protection money?! Because FUCK that! See this iswhat comes from having a legit business… I mean legit HUSTLE. GODS FUCCKING-

Frowning and swearing he reached over and grabbed some batting weights and slid them onto histrusty 'argument helper'. They might not do much against a freaking polar bear but he'd be damned ifhe didn't give him at least a few good lumps if they thought they could shake him down.

Batting weights secured and baseball bat back on his shoulder Finnick threw open the door again.

"Okay Koslav what are you here for? And don't try offering me any 'insurance' plan because thishere," he bounced his bat on his shoulder, "is MY fucking insurance and protection plan."

Koslvo's expression didn't change at all at his hostile tone, in fact if the bear hadn't grunted slightlyhe wouldn't have been sure if the biggest of the Big's big bears had even heard him. Finnick wasabout to continue but was interrupted by an excited squeaky voice from somewhere above him that,for a moment, sent a shiver of fear down his spine until he quashed the reaction.

"Oh no! Koslov and I aren't here for that silly! Koslov can you lower me down, how can we have aconversation if I can't even see who I'm talking to?"

Another grunt and the massive polarbear's paw moved down as low as it would go, which toFinnick's annoyance and ear-itation was still well above even the highest part of him.

"No, no, no. Now this just won't do!" came the shrill voice again and there was a call back to thelimousine parked in the street. Four more polarbear bodyguards piled out and came over to the vanbefore hoisting the whole vehicle right off the ground until he was even with the small shrew inKoslov's paw.

"Fru Fru Big," Finnick said evenly with the slightest nod, deciding that a little politeness right at themoment might be a good idea (a five foot drop would not do his van's suspension system any good,and it was brand freaking new), "It's pretty fu-," he bit back the curse, "pretty rare to see you aroundhere."

"Well I do love to get out and see the city Finny!" Finnick cringed at the 'nick'name (and swore he'dkick a certain fox later for it) but decided to let it slide given his current circumstance, "But I wasactually sooooo hoping that I might run into you today Finny! Can you imagine just how lucky itwas then that we just happened to see your van here? It's almost like, Why what's that phrase myBFF is always using, oh yes! Serendipity!"

"Damned goody twopaws bunny cop has gotten to her too…" Finnick mumbled and there was asweet, "What was that Finny dear?"

Finnick coughed and quickly said, "Damned good phrases that bunny cop has."

"Right, I know! Judy is the sweetest mammal I've ever meet, why even her curses are cute!" the littleshrew squeaked delightedly.

"It sounds more like she's hangry for a salad," Finnick grumbled, though far quieter this time beforeclearing his throat and speaking up.

"Fru Fru, as fuc-, ehem, nice as it is to just…" Finnick frowned choosing his words,"coincidentally run into you today, you said there was a reason you wanted to talk to me?"

"Oh Yes!" The shrew squealed in delight and Finnick's grip on his bat tightened.

Oh shit, I'm not going to fucking like this, not one fucking bit…

"Mrs. Big," He cut in a before she could continue, deciding to cut right to the point, "Not that I thinkyour implying anything, but I just want to make it clear that I don't work for either fucking side, Idon't fucking snitch for the fuzz or 'help' out 'the family' and I fucking like it that way!"

Koslov frowned at him disapprovingly but Fru Fru just laughed.

"Oh nothing like that! Not at all!" she said and waved a paw at the large polar bear who lessened his

glower before she walked forward right to the edge of her portable furry platform and spoke in aconspiratorial squeak.

"Have you noticed how my bestie Judy and her partner Nicky seem to be having some troublegetting their relationship moving?"

Finnick grunted.

"I think anyone can see that." He said in an exasperated voice, "I've never seen two mammals thatjust need to fucking rut each other so badly before! Nick was godsdamned useless at our last pokernight because all he could do was stare after her every time her back was turned, wasn't even any funcleaning him out. Like taking candy from a kit, except the kit would have actually noticed."

"Well... Me and some other friends of theirs decided that it's about time we gave them… a littlepush." Fru Fru squeaked with a huge smile.

"Good fucking luck with that." Finnick groused and glared back up at the disapproving look Koslovwas giving him. He pointed his bat up at the polar bear, "As I recall, some previous attempts haven'tturned out so well Friar Tuck."

Koslov actually looked away seeming almost embarrassed and muttered something, that with hislarge ears, Finnick was pretty sure was, 'Would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for thatmeddling gang.'

"Oh, no this time it's a bit different," Fru Fru said breaking in with a gleam in her eyes that remindedFinnick far too much of her father, "This time I'm getting personally involved and we have help fromothers as well. I'm quite sure it's going to work!"

Finnick gave the shrew a wary look.

"And what are you up to, Fru Fru Big? Because I'm don't know how you could possibly get themtogether unless you're planning on fucking kidnapping them and chaining them together alone in alocked room… and maybe dose them with nighthowler too, just so that they finally cave to theirinstincts and rut each other silly."

The shrew shrugged in a completely indifferent manner, "If I have to. Though, I don't think Judy orNicky are into that kind of bondage stuff, at least our background checks on them haven't suggestedit."

Then she smiled at him and Finnick felt another shiver of fear run up his spine, "And there are better,more… natural ways than using nighthowlers, though I considered it," she said smiling like she wastalking about what dress she'd considering to wear in the morning, "Plus, kidnapping is such anunpleasant way to go about it too. If our other first plans don't work and we do have to dosomething… drastic, like you suggested, then it's much easier to just trick them into going where wewant rather than going to all the hassle of forcefully bringing them there. We'd just need to providethem with a little incentive, a 'little' bait; You could help us out with such a 'little' hustleright, Finny?" The shrew asked in a oh-so-sweet voice, smiling at him in as another shiver ran fromhis ears to his toes. He gulped as the shrew continued like some sort of demonic little cupid angelfloating on a white pawed cloud, "You'll help us, right? We're only doing what's best for our twoprecious friends after all."

(Operations Clock: +6.25 Hours)

"Hey! Stop hogging all the popcorn and pass one of the bowls over before the commercials finish!"Jessica shouted across the main living room of the burrow where most of the family had gathered towatch the show.

"No fighting, There's plenty for everyone." Bonnie said, pointing to one of the bunnies near Jessica,"Samantha, share with your sister,"

Samantha smirked and then tossed a pawful of popcorn at Jessica snickering at her, before noticingthe stern glare from their mother and passing the popcorn bowl she had over. There were somelaughs from the surrounding siblings but those got shushed by others who pointed at the screen andJessica turned back to the super wide deluxe flatscreen on the wall where one commercial had justfinished and another started, this time with a well muscled dark haired mustang standing in front of asteamy shower only wearing a towel wrapped around his waist.

"OMG, I love Erinnye Crews!" someone in the crowd squealed while another shouted,"Erinnye's number 1!" only for everyone else to drown them out with irritated shushes.

"Hello ladies." The commercial actor said in a resonating deep voice with a squeal inducingcharming smile as he continued in quick confident manner, "Look at your man. Now back to me.Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me." he said before lifting up a red productbottle, "But if he stopped using lady scented body wash and switched to Musk Mask's Old Spicescented deodorizer, he could smell like he's me."

The scene suddenly switched, the steamy shower background lifting away to show a boat and oceanas the towel was ripped off to display the white boating slacks just as a blue and white striped, sleeveknotted shirt fell from off screen to land across his shoulders making his muscled glossy black hairedchest stand out more. There were a few more squeals of delight, primarily from the teenaged does.(though some came from older does and even some from a few bucks too)

"Look down. Back up. Where are you?" the commercial actors continued without breaking hissmooth charming monolog, as his hoof holding the bottle dipped out of view of the camera "You'reon a boat with the man your man could smell like. What's in your paw? Back at me." his hoof cameback up as the camera view focused back in on his chest and head, showing only the oceanbackground, while his hoof held a sea shell that popped open to show Gazelle VIP tickets instead ofa pearl,

"I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again." The oyster fell away toshow a pile of gems over flowing from his hoof, as his voice became even deeper and sexier, "Thetickets are now diamonds!" the pile of gems continued to overflow as the bottle from earlier startedrising out of them, and he gave a swoon worthy smile as the camera angle zoomed out to show himwalking on a beach, "Anything is possible when your man smells like Musk Mask's Old Spice scentand not an old lady." He finished grinning sexily and posing to make his contoured chest stand outbefore saying in a non-sequitur statement, "I'm a horse."

There was a wolfwhistling trademark tune as a gorgeous artic she-wolf sauntered up to him while thecamera continued to zoom out showing more of the beach. The she-wolf took a sniff of him andsmiled, pressing herself up against his chest as he winked right before the commercial cut off.

There room filled with noise as some fanned themselves and others pulled their phones out andbegan tapping away.

Jessica could hear her dad groaning about how the whole burrow was going to smell like scenteddeodorizer for a week again while old Grandpa Pop-pop grumbled about how in his day you'd neversee such a uncouth thing as blatant interspeciesism on tv by golly gosh darnit.

Jessica snickered as she shoved some popcorn in her mouth; old Pop-pop with his bad hearing andiffy eyesight hadn't apparently figured out that the news report everyone was watching was featuringtheir sister. The entire room quieted as the commercial run ended and switched back to the newschannel showing Peter Moosebridge and Fabienne Growley sitting at their desks in the ZNN Newsroom.

"Welcome back to our 6 o'clock special report on the two Valentine's day love stories everyonewants to know about." Moosebridge said smoothly, "Before we continue with our behavioral traitsexpert Dr. Viktor Vandyke we have an emergency weather announcement. Fabienne, if you would."

The screen focused on the snow leopard as she began speaking, a background image of a weathermap of Zootopia appearing.

"Thank you Peter. An emergency shut down of water main 12 has caused excess water to bediverted to northern Zootopia. Residence of the Rainforest District can expect heavier than normalrain throughout the rest of the night and into tomorrow as beaver work crews inspect the pipes forreported damage and make any necessary repairs. In addition, residents of Sahara Square shouldbundle up as temperatures are expected to reach record lows tonight due to an unexpected ice chuckthat broke off of one of the polar straight's glaciers and floated south before the new iceberg beachingitself on Sandy Grove."

The image cut to a shot from the Palm Tree Resort where the titanically huge ice berg could easily beseen along the Sahara Square's coast. Bonnie headed over toward Jessica handing out more bowls ofpopcorn as the report continued but stopped by her to whisper, "I still can't believe they went withyour plan. Don't you think this is a little… excessive?"

"Moooomm," Jessica said exasperatedly though she kept her voice low enough so that it didn't traveltoo far, "This is Judy we're talking about. Jude the dude, Judy on duty, Judy 'I can't realize themammal I've fallen in love with, loves me back even if he's almost drooling all over me'. Thereis no such thing as 'excessive' in this situation and everyone else obviously agrees with me," she saidwaving her paw at the screen, "Besides if this doesn't work, nothing will and dad will have a heartattack anxiously waiting by the phone day after day to hear that they're finally 'officially' together sohe can 'officially' start the wedding preparations."

Her mother huffed but glanced at her dad with a warm smile muttering, "He's already started thewedding preparations."

Jessica rolled her eyes, "That's why I said 'officially', now let's watch the report. I want to hear therest of what Dr. Vandyke has to say, he's been pretty spot on so far and I didn't know half the stuffabout courting signs he's mention either, predators are so different." She finished delightedly andturned back to the tv, listening to the feline anchor as her mother smiled and shook her head beforegoing back over to sit with her dad.

"Climate wall operators have increased heating to Sahara Square to maximum and expect that 'Hell'sSnowball' as they've nicknamed the iceberg will be gone by tomorrow, but areas nearer the cost willhave cooler than normal temperatures as they melt it away. Unfortunately, this also means thatresidents of Tundratown can expect colder weather tonight as the Climate Wall will need to increasecooling proportionally with the heating. This in combination with the excess rain and humidity that isexpected to cross over the mountain divide from the mains water diversion to the Rainforest Districtis expected to bring about Tundratown's biggest blizzard of the decade. Snow is expected to startfalling within a few hours and residents are warned to stay indoors and ride out tonight's storm. Sobreak out the hot chocolate supplies, snuggle up with your Valentine's special someone and enjoy thenight and a chance to sleeping-in in the morning as Tundratown schools have issued a 2 hour delay

for tomorrow and most businesses are expected to follow." The anchor finished smiling as the mapdisappeared. Only for a windowed view of a black jaguar wearing a tweed jacket sitting in whatlooked like a cross between an academic professor and medical doctors office to appear.

"Now back to our feature story." Growley continued, "Dr. Vandyke, we thank you again for helpingto explain to our viewers about what we are seeing with these alleged couples, particularly as not allcourting customs are the same between species."

"Oh, I'm pretty sure it's safe to call them couples, my dear. Why, the level of intimacy and classiccourting behaviors certainly suggest it. And the fact that all this news about these couples has onlybecome public knowledge now, also makes sense given the season."

"Do you mean because it's winter and that at least one member of each couple is a predator?" PeterMoosebridge asked.

"Certainly, my boy!" Dr. Vandyke said waving enthusiastically, like a student had just asked theright question, "The real interesting part of this from a academic perspective is how the differences incross species nature of the relationships will effect this given that they will not all have the sameculture and instincts driving them. The canids will be far more effected by the season while thetigress will only be minimally effected by it. Officer Hopps on the other hand has the most interestingcase since bunnies don't have a particular mating season at all. But let's not get ahead of ourselvesjust yet and look at Officers Wolford and Fangmeyer's relationship first." The professor said, smilingand leaning back in his chair as he played with an old wooded pipe.

"Based off of the information ZNN was able to provide, the apparent suddenness and depth of theirrelationship is not all that surprising. You see, wolves have a rather rigid courting process built off ofthe nature of their packs, while tigers, like most felines tend to have a looser, more fluid approach."He paused before emphasizing, "However, there is one fairly common and important part in felinerelationships that marks the difference between a causal interest and when a relationship turns into avery serious mating courtship. It is generally what is known as a 'dominance display' or 'dominancefight'."

"A fight?" Moosebridge interjected effortlessly without so much as a hitch as his co-anchor blushedever so slightly. The almost quiet room in the burrow filled with a low level chatter as everyonestarted murmuring about that. "Could you explain that a little for those non-predator viewers?"Moosebridge asked as smoothly as he would for a weather report, "Unlike you Doctor, must viewerswon't have such an expansive understanding of different cultural norms."

"Absolutely," Dr. Vandyke said waving his pipe, "The term fight though might be a little misleading,just like acts of biting among predators can be misunderstood by other species. Biting and nippingamong predators can be anything from strictly playful, to intimate, to matronly displays, dependingon the situation and species but aren't actually harmful. I'm sure most mammals have heard of howsometimes predator mothers will pick up their cubs by the scruff of the neck, sometimes even by withtheir teeth?"

Moosebridge nodded at this and Dr. Vandyke continued.

"It's not something you'll likely ever see, unless you actually live in a predator home, but that kind ofbehavior is not un-common for predators nor is it done in any harmful or mean way, as some lesseducated prey mammals seem to automatically assume. In fact, being bitten on the scruff of the neckcan actually calm many predators as the feeling is instinctually linked to rearing behaviors." Dr.Vandyke smiled and gestured with his pipe, "But I think we are getting off topic here. The point isthat when I say 'biting' or 'fighting' it is entirely different from something like biting or clawing youwould see in a mauling sort of fight."

"As for the feline 'dominance fights', actual real fights are rare, though they do sometimes occur withhardline 'feline naturalist' who adamantly stick to the most traditional or as they see it, 'natural' ideasand methods of courting and mating. Usually though, even among most feline naturalists, it's more ofa mating display, which is an idea fairly common to many species even non-predators, except that inthis case it usually consists of lots of roaring as well as posturing that other species might be morefamiliar with; it can even include some small amount of tussling were one or the other would lightlybite and hold their partner. It allows them to show off for each other; to display their strength, agility,and dominance, while the 'bite' is essentially a claiming statement. This is generally the point atwhich a growing relationship between feline's will either end, if one or the other refuses the claiminggesture or continued with a mutual intent to become mates if it is accepted. It's something of aninstinctually based tradition among felines that usually happens shortly before the pair scent markseach other, which as everyone knows since it is one of the few nearly universal courtship rituals,publicly and legally declares them to be formally engaged."

Jessica had her paws over her mouth by this point imagining what that must be like. It made the tailflicking and other subtle gestures of bunny courting sound bland by comparison. The whole thingsounded so… primal and exciting. Maybe she could convince Bobby Catmull to tell her more aboutit over a few beers…

Her thoughts about the small cougar were broken off as Dr. Vandyke's voice caught her wanderingattention.

"While male felines tend gain a slight urge to find at least a causal relationship during winter, or whatmany call a 'winter arrangement', the relationship will only ever progress to that of actual mates afterthe dominance display happens. This is usually but not always initiated by the female, particularly atthe start of a heat cycle, and only after the two felines have come to know each other over some timeof more casual courting. Sometimes this takes years, sometimes only months and in other cases a'winter arrangement' or casual interest will simply break up having never even reached that point inthe relationship."

Fabienne Growley cleared her throat daintily and with only the slightest blush showing through herlight fur, asked, "So you believe that they have already passed that stage of their relationship? Thatthey have essentially taken each other as life-mates? My understanding is that wolves tend to be alittle slower and less... spontaneous in their courtship process. The relationship between OfficersFangmeyer and Wolford, from what we've been able to find, seems to have been fairly low keybefore now."

"Right on all accounts!" Dr. Vandyke said nodding as if praising a star student, "Wolves unlikefelines, have a more rigid and formalized courtship structure which in many cases is overseen by thepack or packs involved. This structured courtship helps wolves by giving the process a designed ruleset to follow since they are more sensitive than most other mammals to dominance dynamics due tothe nature of the packs they grow up in. It also helps to prevent issues and fights from eruptingbetween the members of various packs since wolves can become excessively territorial over whothey are courting, particularly during winter."

Doctor Vandyke stopped for a second to grin at the camera, "As you said my dear, their relationshipseems not to match what we would have expected given that a wolf is involved, but you have toremember that this isn't a wolf courting another wolf and that it is winter mating season. Part of whywolves have such a stringent courtship structure is because wolves like many canids feel theinstinctual effects of the winter mating season far more than other predators. Given that and that mostwolves mate for life, if there wasn't some sort of courting structure, the beginning of winter would beutter chaos for them, like back in stone age times, as the younger wolves started pairing off andfighting over mates. The whole courtship structure keeps it civilized. The problem is that felines don't

follow those rules and some of what is involved in the wolf courtship process involve aspects thatreflect a wolf's dominance within their pack structure as a way to display that they would make astrong, smart and desirable mate. What I believe happened is that Officer Wolford in trying to courtOfficer Fangmeyer as he would any other wolf during the winter courting season, even though hewas doing it below the radar of his pack, so to speak, probably made some gesture or action that toanother wolf would have only been a mild show of dominance but to Officer Fangmeyer would havebeen akin to initiating a feline dominance fight. At least that's what the evidence seems to suggest."

Dr. Vandyke stopped for a second and turned to someone to the side of the camera. "Please havethem play the video from the reported trying to interview Officer Fangmeyer's neighbors…. Yes, yesthat one. It's the perfect example to illustrate this lectures point… You already censored it so it shouldbe fine. Come on, hop to it, this is going out live, isn't it?-"

The view cut back to the two anchors and Growly managed to pick up from the sudden shift withonly the slightest pause.

"ZNN managed to get an exclusive interview with neighbors of Officer Fangmeyer earlier today sowe'll let ZNN's Tod Irontail take it from here."

The screen cut to a view of a small apartment with a well dressed beaver sitting in a couch chairholding a microphone while an old long bearded goat with one broken horn sat across from him onanother couch.

"Hello, this is Tod Irontail here interviewing Herald Hornsly a neighbor of Officer Fangmeyer," heturned from the camera to face the goat, smiling as he held out the mic. "Mr. Hornsly, you knowboth Officer Fangmeyer and Officer Wolford?"

"Of course I know Officer Fangmeyer and Officer Wolford, I live below one of them and they worktogether," the old goat with a broken horn said peevishly, "Damned cat doesn't even have the dignityto stay with her own species, has to go chasing after that blasted wolf she's always hanging aroundwith even outside of work," he nearly spat.

The beaver frowned slightly but kept a professional face as he asked, "You don't approve of theirrelationship?"

"Relationship? How can some cat have a relationship with a-" he was cut off as a voice from acrossthe room and through what looked like it lead to a kitchen door, called over sternly.

"Herald, don't you go being mean to that nice young couple again. There is nothing wrong withbeing in love even if they aren't the same species."

The goat scowled over at the door before saying, "Love? That's not love, that's lust! Djali save us allwomen! That sassy little nightmare of a neighbor even calls them WolfEyer because that cat can'tstop eying up that wolf!"

There was a muted equine snicker and the camera bobbed for a second while Irontail brought themicrophone back to himself and tried to speak.

A loud harrumph interrupted him though and a nanny goat appeared at the door of the kitchenwearing an apron and scowling at Hornsly, "Don't you go swearing by Djali or her ghost will comeback and make you regret it!" Mr. Hornsly glared in response, and of all things blew a raspberry athis wife, startling the reporter who looked like he was trying to figure out how to regain control ofhis interview. The old nanny goat though was quicker than him, huffing and waving a dishrag at Mr.Hornsly, "Megan is a very nice young girl, just a bit… energetic. And you know that it's impolite to

go around calling felines, cats!"

"Not when all they do is yawl all night and lust after mammals not even their own species!" the oldgoat spat.

"Oh?" his wife said, seeming to finally get seriously irritated, "And what's wrong with being a bitlusty with the mammal you love? You certainly don't seem to have that problem when we get a bit'lusty'! Maybe I should cancel your prescription. Tell the doctor that you've decided 'lust' is a badthing in a relationship and that you won't be needing those little blue helpers anymore."

"Oh come now!" the old stoat bleated in alarm, "That's different, we're married and we don't goaround making a racket and bother other mammals so much we make the news! They were roaringand howling up a storm, banging around the apartment like it's was a free for all MMA fight before r-(bleep)-ing each other so hard they made their bed sound like an entire string orchestra! A hideouslyout of tune orchestra attempting to squeak out the 1812 Mousekovsky Overture!"

The now wide eyed beaver reporter opened his mouth to say something before closing it and tryingagain only to get interrupted by a knock on the wall as the mammal in the neighboring apartmentshouted, "If you're going to complain to that reporter about the noise they made then you should tellhim about how noisy you are with your b-b-b-b-bleating!" he finished in mockery of a goat's bleat,"They don't make half as much of a ruckus!"

"Go get your own damned reporter!" Shouted the now angry Mr. Hornsly, "This is my interview andI'll tell it the way I want, ya squealing pork nose!"

"Why thank you, I've always been very proud of my nose," the voice shouted back just as a fewother neighboring apartments joined in on the shouting match while the reported tried and failed, tocalm the goat down and the interview descended into utter chaos.

The screen cut back just as a rising chorus of 'This is our house!' from the neighboring apartmentsstarted, showing a view of the anchors on one side and Dr. Vandyke on the other asthe burrow's living room erupted in laughter. Jessica was giggling too hard to even care that one ofher brothers had managed to steal her popcorn bowl.

"And thank you Ted Irontail for that… novel interview," Growley managed to say as Moosebridgecoughed once into his hoof, though her cheeks were noticeably more pink than before, "Dr.Vandyke, you said this, um, illustrated your point?"

"Yes, Yes. Absolutely!" the old doctor said pointing off screen, "See, what happened there?Something triggered a fight with howling and roaring back and forth as well as a tussle, and one,given the pictures of them afterwards holding paws, that was not a serious 'fight' kind of fight. It isnot surprising that Officer Wolford, due to the season might be more forward or dominate in theirbudding courtship and those actions could easily trigger, as it clearly appears to have done, a felinedominance fight with Officer Fangmeyer. Given how winter affects wolves, and that OfficerWolford is considered more of a dominant wolf or 'alpha wolf' as many call them, it would be veryunlikely for him to simply back down once such a fight started." The doctor stopped for a second toremove his pipe from his mouth and use it to gesture at the camera, "That it happened is notsurprising. What is so interesting to me and the others in our field is how it was resolved. We'd loveto have more details on it since I would have guessed that such a dominance display between a wolfand a feline, particularly that early in their relationship, would have been unlikely to end with themtogether given the nuances of the two separate cultures."

Moosebridge frowned slightly and asked, "Do… you mean you would have expected them to breakup after such a fight, or 'display'?"

Dr. Vandyke shrugged, "If I was a betting mammal I'd have given it long odds. There are a numberof things that could have gone wrong and would have marred the relationship, but considering thatthey ended up mating right afterwards which is generally what happens after a successful display, it'scertain that they are a couple now, especially given wolves tendency to mate for life. They managedto skip right over most of the wolf courtship process and come out together on the other end, sowhile they might not have marked each other yet, they're the next best thing to legally engaged."

"Well that seems to be quite the fairy tale romance story." Fabienne Growley replied, "Quiet fittingfor Valentine's day wouldn't you think?"

The doctor gave a noncommittal gesture at that, "Yes, it might be romantic, a 'true love wins out'story but it's not over yet. While they have managed to get through any issues between themselvesbeing different species, Officer Wolford is still part of Savanna Central's most prominent wolf packand wolf packs have internal politic structures inside and between them that make the Zootopiapolitics look simple by comparison. Officer Wolford, an adult member of the pack, has gone outsideof the pack's courting process without even informing them and essentially claimed a mate, a matethat isn't a wolf, isn't part of any pack, and if ZNN's information is correct, done so despite anapparently preplanned trial date between himself and the daughter of the Silverclaw's alphas. All thatis going to cause more waves inside Zootopia's pack dynamics than dropping a bomb in a pond.Depending on how his and other packs respond, this 'fairy tail' love story could end up beinganything from a Cinderalla story to a modern age Wolfspeare Romeo and Juliet tragedy.

"Well however it turns out, you can be sure that we here at ZNN will surely be following it,"Moosebridge said, "Now Doctor, what about Officer's Wilde and Hopps?" the screen shifted toshow a photo spread of the two, "Canids and Felines might traditionally not get along well together,but they aren't natural enemies like foxes and rabbits. Some have even expressed a concern that theythink a predator, being more naturally aggressive might be unintentionally pressuring her into such arelationship."

Jessica laughed at that along with most of her siblings though there were a few mutters of discontent(particularly from Pop-pop, who was saying something about foxes being red because they weremade by the devil). The idea of anyone pushing Judy into a relationship was ridiculous though. Judywould be more likely to punch out anyone who tried that, she'd done it before after all to at least onepushy buck in highschool who thought she'd be some easy tail.

Doctor Vandyke's response seemed to concur with Jessica's reaction to the comment, since hechuckled before speaking.

"I'd say that's not something you would have to worry about, at least not between a male fox and afemale bunny." He chuckled again and waved away a comment before Moosebridge could evenmake it, "In fox culture it's always the female that moves the relationship along. Everything fromasking them out the first time to marriage proposals, the vixen is the one that pushes the tod." Hechuckled again, "If there was a vixen with her eye on a buck, well then you might want to worrybecause that buck might just find himself married and not know how it happened."

"But Doctor Vandyke," Fabienne Growley asked, gesturing with one paw, "I thought that malecanids, including foxes get very territorial and aggressive about their courtship interest during winter.Are you saying that Officer Wilde is not going to act like that? That he wouldn't pressure OfficerHopps at all?"

"Oh he's certainly going to act that way," the jaguar leaned back in his chair, grinning, "In fact youcan see that in every picture and video you've shown of the two of them during winter so far." Heheld up a paw forestalling any comment and continued, "Take a look at the pictures, the posturing,

glaring, the way he positions himself between her and others. But all that territorial behavior isfocused at those around Officer Hopps, particularly other males around her. While Officer Wilde isessentially instinctually trying to drive off any potential competition for Officer Hopps attention andaffection, he hasn't made any move on her or pressured her in any other way except to make sure heand no other suitor is around her as much as possible. That's Fox Courtship 101. He'll stick by her asclose as he can get until she either rejects him or decides to court him."

"Wait," Growley interrupted, "The rumors of the WildeHopps relationship have been building formonths. Are you saying this could be a one sided love affair, with Officer Wilde pining after OfficerHopps? There's no clear evidence that what many are taking to be a date today is in fact actuallyone."

"Yes and no my dear," Doctor Vandyke said bobbing his pipe in a sort-of gesture, "that is onlypartially correct. Officer Hopps might not have initiated a formal courtship but it's certainly not a one-sided love affair. Take a careful look at the videos you've shown of them together all the way back tothe missing mammal's case. Other mammals might not know the intricacies of these particular speciescourting methods but mammals do usually have sort of natural intuition about these kinds of thingsand they are right to assume that something is there, because it certainly is. If you watch most of themedia coverage of them carefully, you can see how Hopps will often go skipping out in front of him.That's not just general enthusiasm, look carefully at the way her ears are on end and how they moveand especially how her tail flicks; you can see all the classic signs of lapine interest. Then there's theway she is always hugging him or near him; Bunnies may be gregarious social animals but you don'tsee her being that close to anyone else. And though there are other signs the best one is how sheacted in the video that went viral today. It's blatantly obvious from how she was holding him that shewas not only worried for him but quite defensive and protective too. Lapines are not necessaryknown for their protective or aggressive natures," the doctor said smiling, "However they can beextremely protective of their family and mates."

He let that sink in for a second as a picture of the scene in question was displayed.

"That," Doctor Vandyke said, almost purring in satisfaction, "Shows that Officer Hopps is certainlymore than just slightly 'interested' in Officer Wilde."

"Then why has she not asked him out?" Moosebridge questioned, only for the doctor to shrug again,"There could be any number of reason for that. That is more the type of question for a psychologistrather than a specialist of behavioral traits like myself, though I will say that it maybe something assimple as Officer Hopps hoping he would ask her out and any hints she's been giving him simplyaren't recognized by a fox. The fact that they are going together to the Valentine's Day festivaltogether could have been an attempt from Hopps to start something, but one that Wilde simply didn'tunderstand. Vixen's… tend to be very direct when they initiate a relationship. So this all might be likea cow waving a red flag at a bull and saying 'come get me', while the unfortunate bull is color blindand speaks a different language."

Jessica brought her paws up to cover her mouth as she started snickering uncontrollably at that.

"Like star-crossed lovers that are always passing each other without ever being able toconnect?" Growley asked and the Doctor nodded with his own chuckle.

"Precisely, but I expect that sooner or later they'll collide, and that should be one interesting show. Icertainly look forward to when it happens as it will make for one intriguing research paper."

"Well," Moosebridge said turning to face the camera, "it's a good thing then that after our nextcommercial break we have Doctor Madge Honeybadger, a licensed psychologist as well as one ofZootopia's most renown medical doctors here at ZNN to talk with us. Maybe in addition to the

questions regarding the possibility of cross species reproduction we can ask her for her view of theOfficer's Hopps and her actions. Thank you again, Doctor Vandyke for your time, and we'll see therest of you right after this break."

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"You should listen to Nadine, Jack. It doesn't matter where those two go, they'll find some sort oftrouble and end up in the craziest predicament." Ralph said, from under the towel as the tigresscontinued to dry off his ears and head, "Chief Bogo has a whole theory about them being like littleMurphy cursed chaos magnets; has diagrams and statistic charts and everything… it's actually arather impressive presentation." He snickered.

Jack just rolled his eyes not that the wolf could see the gesture, "Really, how much trouble couldthey possibly get into while just sitting on a boat?"

There was an incredulous snort from the ride attendant who had just come by to pick up the pair ofwet towels.

"Hopefully less trouble than they did," the moose said looking at the tiger and wolf before givingJack and Skye a pointed look as well, "Or you two for that matter." He grumbled before headingback toward the attendant's booth muttering the whole way, "… hope their friends didn't dunkthemselves too because we're out of towels..."

There was some more snickering from the wolf but Jack just crossed his arms.

"I'm still betting that nothing happened. The two of them are still holding back on how they feel foreach other. They probably sat awkwardly in the boat the whole time not even able to look at eachother."

There were some muffled, amused sounds from beside him and Jack looked at Skye questioningly.

"Well you're at least right about the awkward part," she said pointing over his shoulder just as therewas a shout of, "We'll just see about that!" from the tunnel exit lane for the small and medium sizedboats.

Ralph's ears under the towel snapped up like the poles of a ranger scout tent before he lifted up thefront to see and broke out into a howl of laughter as Fangmeyer facepalmed.

Jack turned around to see Wilde sprawled out over the whole seat of the smaller love boat comingtoward them with two long gray ears sticking out over his shoulders. The ears popped upright andswiveled around in the direction of the laughter before a red blush started traveling up the pinkinsides.

"NICK" Hopps's embarrassed voice cried out from under him as her head followed her ears up andpeeked over his shoulder, "Let. Me. Up. Right. Now! You dumb fox!"

Nick barely shifted as Judy squirmed and only snickered, "I already told you, we're going downtogether. And I'm stuck, remember? I'm a dumb fox and all, we're a built a little different than yourabbits; things like this happen sometimes."

Skye grabbed her muzzle, muffling her giggles and started shaking as her cheeks went red whileWolford fell off the bench laughing.

"Sometimes?! Sometimes!? I've never seen that happen to anyone before!"

"That because you're Not a fox."

"Well, fox," Judy nearly spat, "If you got yourself stuck, then you can get yourself unstuck!"

"That's a lot easier said than done Judy, I already tried remember?" he said sounding incrediblysmug, "I'm really stuck; buried in all the way and can't get out."

"Aghhh! That's Not the problem! You could let me go and you know it!" Judy fumed, before finallycatching a glance of her laughing audience, "OMG this is sooo embarrassing! Why do I have to bestuck here with you like this?"

"Because you know you love me?" Nick said sounding very happy.

"Oh no! no, no NO!" Judy said turning back to face him, "Don't try to pull that one over on meagain Nicholas Piberius Wilde! I am NOT falling for that again! I wouldn't be trapped her if I hadn'tfallen for that little hustle!" there was more struggling as Judy tried and failed to pull herself out fromunder Nick who started squirming in response.

"Ow, ow, ow, OW! Judy stop jerking and tugging on me like that! My ruff is not a climbing rope!It's your fault I'm stuck like this, so you can share in the embarrassment!"

"It's Not!" Judy snapped back, "Not at all! Not my fault! You're the one in control ofyour body not me! How is it my fault this happened?"

Nadine was staring wide eyed and slack jawed at the boat as it drifted towards them, but Ralph wasrolling on the ground holding his stomach as he laughed and Skye wasn't doing much better. Jackthough, was a true unshakable professional. He might have let out a few snickers but his paws wererock steady as he held his phone up, recoding the scene.

"As I recall you started stroking my tail which directly lead to this happening. Ergo your fault," Nickreplied smugly, as Judy tried to extricate herself again without much success.

"Stupid dumb fox! Why do you have to be so damned big?!"

By this point Wolford was gasping and shaking as he laughed while Fangmeyer stared wide eyedwith her paws up over her face, though they didn't hide her blush or her almost manic giggles.

Skye leaned over to support herself on Jack and whispered to him between her own barely controlledsnickers and giggles, "See! That's one more reason why I'm so happy with the way you are. We don'thave to worry about inconveniently getting 'stuck' together!"

"Don't worry about it, Judy." Nadine said trying not to giggle again as she patted the bunny on theback, careful so she didn't knock her right off the bench they were sitting on, "It just looked like…"she stopped and had to fight not to start manically giggling again, "Well, it was just amisunderstanding."

"Nadine," Judy said plaintively looking up at her from behind one of her ears she was trying to hidebehind, "Everyone thought we'd just had… that Nick and I were… that… " she spluttered to a stopher cheeks flaming with embarrassment.

"That you and Nick 'tied the knot' on a love boat?" Nadine finished grinning and Judy groaned,flopping forward and covered her face with her paws. Nadine patted the bunny lightly on the backagain, "As I said don't worry about it, why I bet that by the next girls night out we'll both be laughingabout this!"

"Oh gods, Nadine you can't tell Francine!" Judy said sitting bolt upright in sudden alarm, "She'll tellClawhauser and then he'll tell everyone and then I'll be the laughing stock of the precinct!"

"Judy, it's not that bad," Nadine said comfortingly, "This kind of thing happens to everyone,"

"Oh?" Judy said sarcastically, almost hysterically, "When was the last time someonethought you were having s… s… sex," she almost failed to get the word out and blushed evenharder, "with your best friend!"

"Happened twice this morning," Nadine said without thinking, then flushed as Judy's jaw dropped.

"b-b-b-but… what?!" she finally spluttered and Nadine scratched the back of her head nervously butdecided that it might help Judy if she told her.

Fair is fair anyway, she thought trying to shrug off her own embarrassment.

"Ralph came over this morning and… we were a bit loud and my neighbors thought we were,well… rutting." Nadine finished awkwardly trying hard to control the heat suffusing her face. "See,happens to us all."

"But your dating Ralph, that's different." Judy said.

"NO," Nadine snapped and blushed hard, "Well, yes, but no, sort-of. We weren't dating! Not thismorning at least! In fact, we aren't technically dating now, we're only going to be dating!" Nadinesaid in a fast flustered mess and Judy gave her a skeptical look.

"But you called Ralph your boyfriend when that other tiger hit on you earlier."

"He is, will be, but that's not the point Judy!" Nadine said waving her paws in negation, "We weremost definitely not dating this morning and my neighbors had no reason to assume that we were, andthey certainly shouldn't have started commenting and arguing about our sex life!" Nadine realizedthat she might have said that last part a bit too loud as there were some interested glances from Ralphand the others as they tried to help get Nick unstuck from the boat seat. She slid a bit down on thebench as if that could hide her from them before turned back to Judy... and froze.

Shitttttt…

The rabbit had her detective, 'something doesn't add up' look on her face. And when she got thatlook she'd dig and keep digging until her curiosity was satisfied.

Why me? Nadine whined to herself, Destiny must hate me.

"What were you and Ralph doing that made them think you two were rutting?" Judy asked far tooacutely, and Nadine's cheeks flamed up.

"Nothing!" she replied way too quickly and cringed as Judy's face all but screamed 'Gotchya!'

"Sooooo, you were doing something with Ralph this morning then?" she asked delightedly.

"NOOO, We were not having sex!" Nadine tried saying but could feel herself caving under Judy'sknowing look, "I swear! We weren't! Not really." She winced at that last part.

Damnit! I should know better! Get the perp talking and flustered and they'll always say somethingthey didn't mean to!

"Not really?" Judy repeated, latching on to that last bit and Nadine mentally cursed herself again. She

looked back to make sure that everyone was still over at the boat and then leaned down to Judy.

"Fine," she hissed, "This is just between us girls, got it?" Judy nodded enthusiastically, and Nadinesighed, "we… we made out and it might have gotten a bit heavy. Really heavy… but that was it!The rest was just a damned misunderstanding so you're in the same boat as I am!"

"Oh no Nadine, that is completely different!" Judy nearly squealed like Clawhauser spotting gazelle,"I wasn't making out with Nick in our 'misunderstanding'. You must really like him!"

"Well, you only went and petted Nick's tail!" Nadine shot back and Judy's ears started turning brightpink again.

"Okay I… I might have gotten a bit pawsie, I didn't know before… well Skye only just told meabout foxes and their tails. But Nadine it sounds like…" Judy blushed a bit more but continued, "likeyou really want to, well you know… with Ralph."

"No more than you want to rut Nick too!" Nadine snapped out of sheer embarrassment, and thengroaned as Judy blushed beat red and started stammering as her eyes went wide.

"Sorry, Judy," she said quickly, her own face feeling like it was on fire as well, "I shouldn't havesnapped at you like that, I'm… I'm still coming to grips with how I feel about Ralph. I shouldn't havebrought in your feelings for Nick-"

Judy went ramrod straight and squeaked in a terrified whisper, "You Know!?"

Nadine gave her a quizzical look, "Know what? That you're in love with Nick?"

Judy meeped and all the color started leaching out of her cheeks and ears before she grabbed themand started yanking.

"No. no. no. no. no." she looked up pleadingly at Nadine seeming about to panic, "Nadineyou can't tell him! You can't tell anyone! He can't find out!"

Nadine placed her paws on Judy's tiny shoulders and gave her a careful shake.

"Judy, calm down. I won't tell anyone if you don't want me too,"

Not that literally everyone doesn't already know… except for Nick.

But her words seemed to calm Judy down just enough to stop her from going into a full on panicattack as she stammered, "H-how d-d-did you know?"

Nadine sighed and tried to figure out the best way to deal with her friend,

"Besides the fact that you grabbed his tail?" she started and Judy flinched, so she continued as kindlyas she could, "Judy, were friends and friends can tell these things right? You obviously picked upthat…" Nadine looked over to were Ralph was yanking on Nick like he was a tug-of-war ropealongside Savage and Skye… and losing to the boat,

"That… I…"

Nadine swallowed hard and closed her eyes before whispering, "love Ralph."

There was a moment of nothing and then she could feel herself staring to shake and she squeezed hereyes shut but felt a tear escape anyway.

A small but surprisingly strong paw gripped hers.

"Nadine?" Judy asked still sounding a bit shaky but her voice was filled with concern.

Nadine squeezed her paw back thankful for the gesture and only remembered at the last second notto squeeze too hard. She took a deep breath and rubbed at her face with the back of her paw.

"You really love him, don't you?" Judy asked.

"Yes, I do." Nadine said trying not to sniffle.

"Since when?" Judy asked and Nadine gave a short laughed.

"I have no idea, I only realized I was already in love with him yesterday. Way, far gone, completelyin love with him," she gave another short laugh still scrubbing at her face, "Do you know when youfell for Nick?"

"I…" Judy's voice was a little unsteady but she continued none the less, "I think I started falling inlove with him when he stood up to Chief Bogo for me on the sky tram back in the Missing Mammalscase…" She swallowed hard, "by the time he left for the academy I knew… I just… I just couldn'ttell him… and… and now it's too late." She finished sounding like she was on the verge of breakingdown.

"And why do you think that?" Nadine asked as she finally started getting some control back overherself.

Judy just stared at her incredulously for a moment before finally almost shouting in a frustrated andpained voice, "Because he's already in love with someone else!"

"Maybe," Nadine said suddenly feeling like she was walking on very thin ice.

You should just tell her. part of her mind argued

Ya that's like saying you should cut the red wire in a bomb? What if it's the wrong choice? She'llblow and probably level the city.

Well everyone knows that you always cut the red wire! It's what they do in all the movies and tvshows!

You're suggesting I use movies and tv as a source for romantic advice?

Doesn't everyone?

… that doesn't mean it's a good idea.

Ya, but it'll be one hell of an explosion.

I think we need to call in the Demolition experts, handle this with a bit of care

Joy kill, where is your sense of adventure?

Currently occupied gleefully freefalling for my wolf

So… you finally admit it then?

Shut up

You're just a sore loser

I'll bite you…

Okay okay shutting up

"Nadine!" Judy snapped in a fizzing combination of anger and pain like that first almost calmmoment when a mentos gets dropped in a coke bottle, "There's no 'maybe' about it! He's not onlysaid as much but anyone even a dumb country bumpkin bunnylike me can see it!"

Ummm… okay, you might be right, maybe don't cut that red wire, part of Nadine thought as shewatched the bunny almost visibly smoke like she was ready to explode.

Ya think?!

Maybe now would be the time for some of that careful handling? Like right now? Before we have toexplain to the hospital how a bunny sent us there,

"Okay, so he is in love with someone," Nadine started as calmly as she could and then hurriedlyadded, "but that's all you know and he hasn't made any choice yet, so… how do you know you don'tstill have a chance?"

Judy's ears dropped down like a popped balloon and she murmured, "Because I know Nick. Andthis isn't just some passing fancy. He's really in love with her. I'm not going to steal his happiness justfor my own."

Crap, this is bad, she's imploding now instead of exploding!

Well try something else then!

Damnit this is like trying to walk through a freaking minefield! What if I say the wrong thing?

Well if you don't do something, you're going to have to explain to a savage fox why his bunny just fellapart!

Well maybe he can comfort her then, who knows? That might just get through to her.

That might work… only problem with that plan is we'll still be in the hospital. And 'tiger beaten upby fox' doesn't sound much better than if it were by a bunny!

Nick's good but he isn't that good. Judy might be a gamble but I can definitely take him.

Sure, normally. But that fox has some breathtaking overprotectiveness issues. *shudder* when hiseyes go all greenish and half-feral *whine*…

Oh come on, You're making him sound like the next Bruce Bear Banner from the movies!

And did you not see the footage from the warehouse? The whole 'Puny Mammals! Nobody hurtsFox's Bunny!' rage? Good gods girl! he smashed that jackrabbit around like he was a swingingabout a jump rope!

That was only a jackrabbit…

Oh? And what about what he did to the bear? Hell, he brought down half the freaking warehouseand that was just over insult!

More of a veiled threat really, I'd do the same if anyone threatened Ralph like that.

Ugh… Focus! That's not the point, do you want him to go all green eyed and savage on you?

Um… no.

Then do something and do it quick before the fox breaks free and goes all 'Nick Smash' on you formaking his bunny cry!

Not having any better ideas Nadine carefully laid a paw on Judy's shoulder again trying to comforther.

"Judy, you know that Nick's in love with someone, right?" the bunny nodded her head and her lipstarted to tremble as her eyes got watery.

Crap, crap, crap! I'm a police officer not a therapist for the terminally lovesick, They didn't teach ushow to deal with this stuff at the Academy!

"Well," Nadine said quickly, crossing the fingers of her other paw and bracing herself as sheprepared to cut the red wire, then at the last second decided to cut the blue one instead, "do you thinkhe might… love you?"

Nadine waited for the explosion… and was still caught completely off-guard by it.

Judy laughed, and not in a very happy way.

"Of course he does! He makes a point to irritate me as much as possible just so he can tell me thatright before I'm about to thump him!"

Nadine couldn't have been more surprised by the bunny's reaction than if Judy had splashed her inthe face with ice cold water. She blinked feeling completely lost.

"You… you know he loves you?" she asked stupidly.

"Yes, Nadine. That's part of the problem!" the bunny said with another short barking laugh.

"Would you mind explaining that one please?" Nadine asked, wondering if maybe this was just allsome sort of weird dream as everything seemed to be unraveling and making less and less sense.

Please don't be a dream, Please don't be a dream, if this is all a dream then that means maybeRalph didn't confess to me and then I'm going to be stuck loving him like Judy thinks she loves Nick-but-with-the-part-where-its-actually-unrequited-love,-not-just-'I-think-he-doesn't-love-me-while-he-really-does-love-me-and-we-just-can't-see-it,-and-Idon'twanttogobacktoburyingmyfeelingsIhaveforhimthatImightormightnothavebeenhidingforgodsknowhowlong,andwhycouldn'twejusthavestarteddatingaftermeetingattheacademyandPleasePleasePleasePLEASEdon'tletthisbeadream…

"-he can't be in love with me because he already 'loves' me." Judy said snapping Nadine out of herincreasingly frantic mental panic.

"… Huhsa-sayWHAT?!" Nadine articulated elegantly.

At least this time Judy didn't laugh in that terrifyingly morose way and instead just sighed and startedrubbing at her now watering eyes.

"Nadine, Nick loves me like a sister, as his best friend, he doesn't love 'love' me."

The confusion and stress and tension that had been building all day, along with the denial of her

almost, but not quite earlier sexual release that was smashed by the craziness of the phonecalls and acold water dunking all seemed to combine in that moment with Judy's absolutely absurd and yet justbarely believable twistedly logical rationalization that was like the cherry that caused Clawhauser'sfamous Zootopia records book attempt at an Ice Cream Sunday Extraordinar to buckle under its ownweight and slide apart.

Nadine's eye twitched.

"OUCH!" Nick cried out as Ralph pulled on him, "Careful or you're just going to break it! It'll takeweeks to grow back out!"

"Oh don't be such a sissy, Nick. Having one chipped claw for few weeks won't kill you." Ralph saidwith a grunt, before easing up and reevaluating the situation.

"You really managed to dig them into the seat." He muttered impressed at just how stuck he'd gottenhimself, "How the hell did you manage that anyway?"

"By accident, that's how." Nick snapped, "Now stop asking stupid questions and help me"

"Most have been one hell of an 'accident'," Ralph snickered before turning to Jack and Skye, "Okaythat isn't working let's work on just one paw. Here Jack, grab his arm right there with Skye and pullon three, okay? One… Two…"

"Hey wait! No that's-"

"AAGGHHHHH!" The all froze as Nadine's infuriated shout crashed over them, "JUDY! THAT'STHE STUPIDEST, MOST CONVOLUTED REASONING I'VE EVER HEARD! I Swear that ifyou weren't my friend I'd bat you around like rubber ball you until you saw reason!"

Ralph looked back at Jack and Skye, while Nick, still stuck to the boat seat, unsuccessfully tried toraise his head above the side to see what was going on.

Nadine had stood up and had both paws on her head looking like she might rip out her fur while herwhiskers stood out in a crazed manner like she'd been zapped by lightning.

Judy was sitting on the bench looking stunned. She frowned and seemed about to speak, but Nadineleveled a paw at her and Judy shut up as her eyes crossed watching the large claw that snapped outto pointed right between her eyes.

"And why do you think that?!" Nadine roared at the bunny, "Humm? Have you asked or are youassuming?"

"But I-" Judy started to say in a confused voice but Nadine cut her off.

"NO BUTS!" she shouted, retracting her claw and not so lightly tapping Judy on the forehead,gaining a loud "Owww! Hey!"

"You listen here dumb bunny!" Nadine hissed lowering her voice menacingly, "You're a damnedgood cop but you're still pretty new and you have an issue of not questioning your own assumptionsenough! How many times have I had to come in with the SWAT unit to pull your fluffy tail out ofthe fire when you let your almost right theories lead you into trouble?!"

Judy looked down and mumbled something.

"Oh?" Nadine said giving her another tap, "And what about peanut thieves you tracked down? Youhad the whole thing figured out correctly except that they weren't squirrels! They were godsdamned elephants! You and Nick almost got stampeded with that one!" she glared at the bunny,"Do you want me to go on?"

Judy glumly looked down, her ears wilting.

"STOP. ASSUMING!" Nadine growled one last time and then turned, heading in their direction likean angry steam engine, huffing and puffing the whole way. Ralph could swear he could see a cloudof steam hanging over her head and gulped in trepidation. There were some scrambling sounds andRalph looked to the side only to notice that Jack and Skye had vanished and that he was now alonein the boat with Nick.

"Hey! Deserters!" he spluttered in surprise but didn't have time to do anything else as two stripedpaws grabbed him and hoisted him out of the boat.

Ralph turned his head back toward the now very loud sounds of grumbling, almost growling muttersof 'Dumb Bunny idiotic fox stupid-' and accidentally booped his nose into Nadine's.

Her frown deepened, pulling back a little to show her fangs before she let out a huge huff that ruffledthe fur of his muzzle.

Ralph put on his best grin and said, "My, what big beautiful teeth you have!"

That got a shorter huff and she nipped his nose before Ralph suddenly found himself being kissed sodeeply that it was almost like she was eating his muzzle. Then just as he got over his shock andstarted to kiss her back, he blinked and found himself being set down next to the boat on the dock.

"Stay right there!" Nadine said sternly before turning back to the Fox stuck in the boat.

"Um… you're not planning on kissing me too, are you?" Nick said nervously but managed a fairlygood smirk considering his awkward position, "Because I can't reach my tic-tacs in my pocket rightnow and I've got wicked bad breath… plus I think Ralph might object."

Nadine's ran a paw over her face with another growling mutter of, "Stupid Slick fox, stuckand still can't just confess?!"

Then Nadine reached down with one paw, extending all her very impressive claws and Nick's smirkmorphed into a startled, wide eyed 'Eeep' as she sank her much larger claws into the seat right next tohis. Then she did the same to the other side of the seat and with a grunt, flexed her arms.

There was a cracking sound and with another jerk Nadine stood back up, lifted the now broken offseat top right out of the boat with one fox, claws still stuck, right along with it.

She brought the wide eyed, dangling fox right up to her face and snarled, "Stop being so damnedslick and coy, understand?"

Nick nodded quickly and Nadine readjusted her paws grip on the broken seat top and squeezed.There was a series of cracking sounds and Nick fell onto his tail under a shower of splintered chunksof what had been the love boats seat.

"Now go over there and calm your partner down." She said in a voice the Chief would have beenproud of as she pointed at a still shell shocked bunny sitting on the bench.

"Ummmm… you're going to have to pay for that…" the nervous sounding ride attendant interjected

hesitantly as Nick scrambled over to Judy.

Ralph saw Nadine's irritation at the comment and thought it might be best if he handled this, since histiger seemed to have reached her WildeHopps shenanigans limit for the day.

"Here, I'll take care of that." Ralph said, hurrying over to the moose before pulling out his wallet andtrying not to snicker at the whole situation.

The stuff those two manage to get into, he thought with a grin, at least Bogo isn't here with us today,he would have hit his WildeHopps limit far before now and he would have been liable to break theentire boat, not just the seat.

"This'll cover it right?" he asked, handing across what should be more than enough to replace thesimple bench seat top and the moose nodded dumbly, "Good, sorry about all the troubleee-" hetrailed off as his view suddenly shifted wildly and he found himself flopped over Nadine's shoulderstaring at her shapely rear and tail.

"I thought I told you not to move?" Nadine growled as she started walking back over to the rest ofthe group.

"Yep," Ralph said, his tail deciding that the current situation deserved some wagging, "And I'm notgoing anywhere."

There was some more muttering from Nadine before she adjusted her grip to keep his tail fromwaving in her face.

They stopped in front of the bench with the others, or at least Ralph assumed they did since his viewconsisted mostly of what was behind them (though he was finding the fluid motions of her tailentrancing. It moved so differently than a wolf's and the stipes… and her…)

Ralph's ears twitched as Nadine's still gruff voice.

"Okay enough lollygagging around, are we going to this concert or not?" She asked pointedly andthere were some mumbled accents.

"Then let's get moving." She said making shooing motions with her free paw and corralling thesmaller mammals toward the exit like a mother duck corraling chicks.

Ralph adjusted his arms so his elbows were on Nadine's back with his paws supporting his head.Nadine didn't seem willing to let him go anytime soon and frankly he was enjoying himself quite abit at the movement. The view wasn't as good as it was this morning, but her jeans did a nice joboutlining her features and his memory and imagination were taking care of the rest. He let himselfdaydream for a bit as they walked, (or Nadine did) before he remembered the heart shaped stickerNadine was wearing and snickered.

"What's so funny?" Nadine asked turning her head to look back at him and Ralph only grinned morelooking down briefly before meeting her eyes and giving a short appreciative howl. Nadine trippedand stumbled a step before regaining her balance as her face flushed.

"Ralph!" she looked around as they reentered the main thoroughfare, before looking back at him,"Not in public! Jeez, mammals are going to stare!"

"Well, you're carrying me around, they're already staring." He answered grinning from ear to ear.

"That's because you might go running off and get lost in the crowd," Nadine grumped turning back

forward, "I don't want to have to spend the entire concert trying to find one lost little wolf."

Ralph snickered again, his tail still trying to thump away under Nadine's paw, "Why, I don't thinkI've ever seen you this excited to go to a concert before Nadine! You don't have to worry, I'm notgoing to go anywhere."

"I'm excited because I want this day to be over," she grumbled putting her paw up to her face andrubbing it before muttering, "And I never thought I'd ever have to do anything as hard as when Ibaby sat cubs as a teenager; this is sooo much more stressful than trying to herd young cats."

"I was kind of hoping our day wouldn't end…" Ralph said, his ears dropping and his tail slowing.

Nadine was quiet for a second before she finally let out a loud sigh.

"Ralph," she started, sounding worried and far more serious than usual, "After we're done here withour job today, you and me need to sit down and have a real conversation about us."

Ralph felt a jolt of panic at that as all sorts of thoughts exploded in his mind,

SHIT

Did I screw up? Did I do something wrong?

Calm down, if she wanted to dump you she'd have done it by now… literally.

NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD

She did dump me earlier today!

Sure… on her bed

Which I marked ! Is she still mad about that?

NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD

Maybe I went too far in the tunnel?

I'm pretty sure she wanted you to go farther…

But what if she's having second thoughts about that now? What if I screwed up? I can't lose hernow! I haven't even gotten to really tell her how much I love her!

"Ummm…" he managed to say as his mind continued to reel, "That sounds… serious." He finishedpensively and Nadine sighed again.

"Yes… yes it is." she said soberly, and Ralph's tail froze as his internal panic spiked like a reactorgoing critical at her next word, "maybe…"

Oh gods does she think this was a bad idea? Does she want to call this off? Just go back to beingfriends?

*Internal howl of utter despair* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo!

Do something! Quick! Beg if you have too!

"maybe…" Nadine continued before he could pull himself together, "you could… could come back

to my place afterward we're done here. I could make something for dinner or we could pick upsomething and then… talk? You…" She swallowed hesitantly as Ralph froze, "you… could stayover if it gets to late…" She gave an almost fearful glance back at him before quickly turning awayand adding, "only if you want too."

Ralph's mind felt utterly blank for a moment before he finally seemed to comprehend what she saidbut before he could reply his tail started beating back and forth with such vigor that it broke free ofNadine's hold under her paw.

Judy followed along after the Savages as they led the way down the street; a small part of her mindwas still stuck contemplating the fact that they were a couple and what that might mean about herchances… but most of it was still reeling in shock over what Nadine had said (more like roared) ather.

She'd always been rather proud of her detective skills and how she could piece together othermammals' motivations and actions to figure out what had happened or what they might do, and okay,if she was being honest she wasn't always right (she still cringed a bit thinking back on how shemight have solved her first case correctly instead of missing Bellwether's involvement when she'dassumed that the 'Nighthowlers' where just the name for the wolves involved in the cover up.) Butshe was nearly always right… well right enough that with Nick's help they'd always been able tofigure the rest out in the end.

But that was the problem, Nick was the one that always helped her find the problems with hertheories, and it wasn't like she could just ask him, not about this!

Judy stole a glance over at Nick who'd been rather quiet since Nadine had shouted at him too,though telling Nick to not be slick was like telling water not to be wet. She'd apparently rattled him abit though because his tail was almost dragging along the ground and he had his mask was firmlyfixed over his face letting nothing of what he might be feeling out. He looked up and their eyesconnected for just a moment before Judy quickly looked away. Those deep green pools had had thesame indecipherably pained and predatory, almost longing look that she'd spotted there earlier aftertheir run in with the fortuneteller.

Nadine's words kept nagging at her, tugging at her heart and they wouldn't go away. What if heNick did feel something for her? What if…

She shook her head.

No No NO!

That's to much like a dream come true. I'll get my hopes up and then I'll find out that he doesn't feellike that. And I couldn't TAKE THAT! She felt like screaming but held it in and blinked her eyes afew times before they started watering.

But….

But NOTHING! He's already in love with someone else!

With someone sure, what if Nadine's right?

Then I would have Noticed!

What about how he acts and what Skye said?

He's acted no different around me than he has since the Night Howler case and he's only fallen inlove recently! The logical conclusion therefore is that it's someone else! She had to blink hard to notcry at that.

Isn't that an assumption, plus he's been moody lately…

And Rhinowitz said that's normal for predators in winter, and what's an assumption?

That he only fell in love recently, he never said when he fell in love.

Oh, then you're going to say that my long ears and short tail make me a 'foxy lady'? because thatdoesn't add up either.

And maybe that just means something different to him like cute does to you?

And that's just hopeful wishing.

Then why don't we find out?

And get my heart crushed forever?

Better than living with not knowing.

Not by much.

It's still better, and you know that question will eat you up from the inside out, you have to know.

Judy sighed, closing her eyes for a brief moment. She knew herself well enough to know that afterasking herself, that she wouldn't be able to stop until she found out the answer. It just wasn't in her todo otherwise.

But… but not today… She thought to herself trying to distance herself from the pain of thinking abouteven the possibility that confronting Nick over his feelings would lead to her own hopes gettingsmashed. Today was supposed to be fun; just a fun day out with Nick where they could enjoy beingtogether… as friends of course. And it had been fun… mostly… when she could keep herself fromthinking about losing him to someone else, not that he was hers…

Tomorrow. She decided resolutely, I'll ask him tomorrow and I won't let him evade. I'll find out whohe's in love with and… and i-if it m-might… possibly… … well, I'll ask him.

Decision made, Judy felt a mild bit of relief alongside her internal panic but was finally able to shoveall the thoughts far back into her mind. If nothing else she was going to make sure that this concertwas the most fun they'd ever have (and it had Gazelle, so how could it not be?). One way or anothershe'd at least have the memory of today that she could look back on and smile at.

With that and a bit of mental determination, helped along in no small part by the thought of seeingGazelle sing live, Judy managed to regain her usually happy outlook. She had promised Clawhausersome photos of Nick enjoying himself at the concert. Maybe she could get him to break out some ofhis oldster dance moves again.

She actually giggled a little thinking about that. If there was one thing Nick couldn't do, it was dance.That though, just made it more fun to be with him when he tried, because he'd do it if she pushedhim just to make her smile. He would be there with her and they'd both be having fun and that's whatmattered to her.

Maybe I can even try out some of his moves for Gazelle's 'Try Everything' song, she giggled again, Itwould certainly be appropriate considering the name! Judy thought grinning widely now.

"You're looking chipper again," Nick said, glancing over at her, an almost smile flickering across hisface, "I was getting worried there; I'm supposed to be the pessimistic moody mammal and you'resupposed to be the upbeat optimist one."

"Well, we are headed to go see Gazelle live!" she said skipping out in front of him with a spring inher step and tail. She turned back to him and smiled, "That would make anyone happy!"

Nick snorted, and she gave him a playful glare, to which he only shrugged, "I'm just happy I get togo there with you, otherwise I'm not sure it would be worth it."

"Don't say that around Clawhauser!" Judy said warningly hiding a grin as his comment soothedsome of the lingering turmoil she could still feel, "I swear if you make too many comments like thataround him he might do something drastic."

"Like what? Report me to the Chief for crimes of having good taste in music?" He said smirking in away that she was sure he'd personally perfected to get her fur up in a fluff.

She stuck her tongue out at him, "More like report you to the Chief on suspicion of having yourhearing damaged since you obviously can't hear good music when it's sung!" Nick was still smirkingat her in that particular way so she grinned evilly back and added, "And I might suggest to him thathe gets Doctor Slowinski the sloth to do the hearing check up as well as a full physical and have himplay Gazelle's last album the… entire… time!"

Nick's smirk wasn't looking so smirky now.

"Or," she said taking advantage of the moment, "You can admit how awesome her music is andClawhauser will never hear that little suggestion."

"Fine," Nick grumped, crossing his arms, "Gazelle's music isn't all- HEY!" he stopped and pointedat her accusingly, "Paws where I can see them and they better not be holding that carrot pen! I'm notfalling for that trick twice in one day!"

Judy tried giving him her best innocent face, as she let go of her pen in her pocket and put her pawsup, though her grin probably gave her away.

"I'm still waiting to hear it," She said, still having fun even if her plan hadn't completely worked.

He gave her a careful look, before sulking and finally muttering, "Her music isn't that bad… for newage fad music."

"Well, coming from you," Judy said, taking a skipping a bit closer to him so she could bump his hip,"That's quite the ringing endorsement!"

"Don't let it go to your head," Nick said trying to sound grumpy and failing, "I only like coming tothese things because watching your take on 'hip-hop' dancing is hilarious."

"Is Not!" Judy scoffed before poking him and turning up her nose, "At least it's better than yourgrumpy rumble routine! It's like a clothes dryer taught you to dance!"

Nick bumped her hip back, "You're just jealous of my groovy moves." He said with a smile and shebroke out laughing.

"Oh my goodness, Nick! Nobody and I mean nobody says things like 'groovy' anymore! What doyou wear bellbottom jeans too?"

Nick smirked and polished his claws on his shirt, "Oh the good old days; I have to admit that theysure went better with my shirts… but shorts are sooo much more comfortable."

The image of Nick with the Mister Fox pompadour wearing his flora shirt with bellbottom jeansdancing under a disco ball popped into her head and she started giggling uncontrollably. If Nickhadn't put an arm on her shoulder to help her along she would have fallen over right in the middle ofthe thoroughfare, the image was so ridiculous.

It took a bit for her giggles to finally calm down but Nick kept his arm on her as if afraid she mightbe hit by some residual giggles and fall over, not that she minded the contact. She was actually justthinking about how nice it felt when she caught Nick glancing at her, his lips pressed together a bittoo hard in a flat line, betraying some deeper thought that he was stuck thinking on.

"What's up?" she asked, only for the little slip in his expression to disappear as soon as she asked.

"Pretty sure the sky is," he responded without so much as a pause.

"Nickkkk," she said groaning and poked him, "What were you thinking about?" she poked himagain as he opened his mouth to no doubt give her another quick witted response, "No, what wereyou really thinking about, you know what I mean."

Nick sighed looking away, "It's… nothing, just something stupid."

"Oh come on, Nick," she prodded, "I know that broody fox look, if you don't share you'll keepthinking about it all through the concert and then how will we have any fun?"

Nick sighed again, but this time in defeat. He gave her one cautious glance before hesitantlyspeaking.

"Back after the fortune teller… well you said that you liked a guy," Nick stopped speaking for asecond as her shoulders went a bit stiff. Despite her suddenly racing heart she made an effort to relax,then realized her nose was twitching and nearly growled as she tried to suppress that reaction as well.

"I did," she said trying not to sound too curt, as her heart pounded and some part of her mindshouted 'Run, Run, Run, He's watching you, he'll find out, Run!',

"What about it?"

Nick, now looking even more reluctant to speak slowly asked, "Well… you said he was taken… I,uh," he looked away as one paw went up to scratch his neck nervously, "well, I know it's stupid, butyou don't… well don't like… um…" he glanced at her and swallowed, "You don't like Savage doyou?"

"WHAT?!" Judy stumbled over her own feet and would have faceplanted if Nick hadn't caught her,she took a moment to regain control of her legs before looking at the vixen and hare ahead of themthat they were following and then back at Nick with a completely flummoxed expression, "Why byCarrot picking Cabbages would you think I liked him?!"

Nick gave her a sheepish grin, "Told you it was stupid. Just… I don't know," he said shrugging,"With how frustrated you were when we met him in line and what you said earlier, I just had thiscrazy idea that maybe well, you know, that you'd had a thing for him and with him being married…"

"Your right," Judy said looking right at Nick who blanched.

"That's absolutely crazy." She continued, "When would I have even met him before? We only metSkye during the joint case."

It took Nick a second to get his mouth working and then he mumbled something about during histime at the Academy, and she just rolled her eyes.

"No. I'd never even met him before, and nice as he might be I don't like his particular suave Mr. 'I'mthe next Bond, shaken not stirred' attitude." She grimaced, "Skye can keep him because I wouldn'ttake him in a thousand years. I've got better taste than that." She said a bit pointedly at one of thestripped ears in front of them that had swiveled around to listen.

"First," Jack called back, shooting her a smirk, "I'm married to the world's best girl and have nointerest in trading down." That managed to evoke a growl from Nick and Judy gave him a ratherrude, one fingered gesture that Finnick had taught her (She'd have to thank him later, because he wasright. There were just some circumstances when it was extremely handy).

Jack only continued to grin, "Second, I'm better than any fictional spy, plus I'm not that picky aboutmy drinks. Walking into a bar your scoping out and using that line is like putting a blinking neonsign over your head screaming 'Wanabe Secret Agent!' And third, I'm not into cottontails, they're justnot long enough for me," he smirked before giving the fluffy sandy-white tail next to him a long andappreciative look.

Judy grumped but couldn't help mentally agreeing with him there. Nick's long fluffy monstrosity of atail beat her little puff of an appendage ten ways to Bunnyburrow. She'd had dreams about his tail,well actually they'd been dreams about Nick… naked, but his tail did feature quite prevalently inthose dreams… as well as a few other parts…

"Tail length doesn't mean anything," Nick snapped at Jack, almost growling, "Judy has a perfect tail,unlike that that lopsided thing your sporting. Her's is puffier than a cloud and flawlesslyproportioned."

"Nick!" Judy squeaked feeling her face flush as he defended her, but only managed to splutter a bitbefore Skye turned around and gave Nick a knowing smile.

"I have to agree with Wilde, at least in part on this one Jack." She said reaching around and pinchinghis tail, causing the hare to give a small started hop, "The length of the tail doesn't matter, and you'cottontails' sure live up to your name; they're wonderfully soft and they certainly do an excellent jobshowing off your assets." She smirked, before winking at Nick, "Wouldn't you agree?"

Judy's mouth was just hanging open by the time Skye finished and winked. She glanced up at Nickonly to find that he'd looked back down at her with wide almost terrified eyes. Nick's arm vanishedfrom her shoulder and he began spluttering denials and apologies.

"No, well yes, but NO, I wouldn't know how her tail feels!" he said at Skye then glanced againdown at her, his eyes going even wider, and waving his arms in front of him, "I swear Judy, I'venever tried sneaking a feel! Not once! No matter how tempting it might have been, I would nevergrab your tail!" There was a twinge of pain at that and something must have shown on her facebecause Nick became almost frantic, "Not that I wouldn't want too. Anyone would, it's a wonderfultail! A great tail! Goes perfectly with the rest of your figure. Which is great! Not that I've ever lookedat it! Hustlers word that I haven't!-"

"Nick," Judy finally managed to say, her own thoughts jarred but recovering. He filched though like

she'd hit him.

"It's alright, I know you'd never try groping me or anything like that, not like Leaps would anyway,"she said frowning for a second at the memory before shaking them away and sighing. For a moment,she'd almost let herself believe that Nick might have thought her tail was cute, the bunny meaning ofcute not just cute 'cute', but she knew Nick and he had a secret penchant for soft normal cute things.

"Nick, you're not the first or last mammal that's wondered about how soft our 'cottontails' are." Shesaid with a sigh as she continued trying to calm him down, because he didn't look calm at all, "Iknow you've thought about it," he blanched and she rolled her eyes, "I've seen you look before, I'm acop, remember Mr. Hustler?" she couldn't help smirking just a bit as his panicked expression. Helooked almost like he did when she'd booted his stroller, ears splayed, eyes wide, tail puffed. Helooked so much like might just bolt though, that she reached out and grabbed his paw.

"Nick, it's fine to be curios," she said soothingly, "remember back in the missing mammal's case withthe 'Floofy' incident while getting the street cam videos?"

"That's different!' Nick all but squealed sounding like his adam's apple had lodged high in his throat,"That was just a hair poof! Not a tail! And I'd never ever have been interested in her-"

"Nick," Judy said, squeezing his paw and causing him to snap his mouth shut, "It's alright. I felt ittoo remember? And I get the difference between that and a tail, its why I was so upset about what Idid on the boat. I'm so sorry about that. You'd never do anything like that to me and I-"

"That's different too!" Nick interjected, a bit of resolve conflicting with the panic in his voice, "Youdidn't do anything wrong, I already told you that. And my tail is longer anyway. If I tried that I'dessentially be-" He stopped speaking abruptly and looking away, before taking a shaky breath andsighing, "Okay, how about… how about we both stop apologizing and just go enjoy your concert?"he asked morosely still not looking at her.

Judy blinked at his sudden change but she could feel a slight shake in him through his paw. Shedidn't think she'd ever seen Nick this rattled before and didn't understand it.

"Okay," she said giving his paw another squeeze and feeling him return it like a silent thank you.She couldn't help but wonder if this had something to do with the current season as well. Maybe justanother quirk about winter? She thought, as she tried soothing her ruffled fox, "Lets just-"

"AGHHHhhhhh!" Nadine's voice cut her off, "RALPH! STOP THAT!"

Judy looked back to see Nadine trying to grab hold of Ralph's frantically waving tail as it slappingback and forth across her muzzle. His tail was wagging so enthusiastically that despite Nadine's bestattempts she simply couldn't keep a hold on it and she ended up getting smacked across the nose ahalf dozen more times before she dumped Ralph right off of her shoulder.

Ralph landed a bit awkwardly but recovered and then in a surprise move hugged Nadine fiercelybefore pulling back grinning like a he'd just won the lottery, his tail still a waving blur behind him.

Nadine looked like she didn't know whether to be happy or mad at his actions.

"You need to find a way to control that thing," she muttered blushing slightly as she rubbed her nose,"A danger to public safety, that's what it is."

There were more than a few snickers from other mammals on the street and the food court that theywere passing as well as some hushed whispers.

"Is that them?"

"Sure looks like it."

"I still don't get it, aren't they supposed to be natural enemies?"

"Well I think there adorable! Have you ever seen a wolf look that happy?"

"I thought there was only one bunny and fox couple?"

Nadine cast a mild look of annoyance toward the hushed conversation amid the tables, which didvery little to quiet them.

"Nothing to see here," Ralph called over jovially, motioning for the mammals to look back to theirown business, "Go back to eating your food or whatnot."

"Ya," Nick chimed in, "If you keep gawking, we'll have to start charging you. 10 dollars if you wantto see them kiss and 20 if you want to take pictures."

Nadine growled at him.

"Nick!" Judy said aghast before stifling a reaction to laugh as more than a few pairs of mammals inthe food court pulled out money and started shouting request.

"I got a ten!"

"Here's a twenty!"

"I got another twenty for the fox and bunny to kiss!"

That last one killed Judy's amusement as she gapped in shock, only for a paw to gently push herhanging jaw back up and then use that paw to turn her to face a very smug looking fox.

All she had time to do was take in his grin and hear him say, "It's a hustle, sweetheart," before heleaned in to kiss her and Judy's world seemed to explode.

Really, it was more of just a light peck than a real kiss but that little clarification mattered less to herright at that moment than the difference between a jelly donut and a frosted donut to Clawhauser.The moment his lips touched hers it seemed like a rocket in her mind went off, blasting her earsstraight up on end before exploding in a round of ringing explosions (or cheers from the crowd). Itwas like everything she'd ever imagined from a story book except that the moment didn't last forever.In fact, the moment was far far too short for her.

Son of a Carrot and a Cabbage! She thought in a daze as Nick's lips left hers after the briefesttouch, That was supposed to be like a small eternity! That's what all my research with thoseromance novels said! Those lying good for nothing untrustworthy dime store novels! That was overbefore it really even started! I didn't even get a chance to kiss him back!, she wailed in her mind, stillfrozen in place with her ears ramrod straight as Nick leaned over to one, smirking and whispered,

"That's payback for the love boat and making me get my claws stuck, just remember that, the nexttime you try grabbing my tail."

Nick turned as she just stood there like a statue labeled 'dumb bunny' and started walking toward thefood court tail swooshing gently in an absurdly smug manner.

There was another mental wail in her mind as Nick moved away and with an unconscious, yet

herculean effort as her mind screamed, 'NOOOO, I'm Not done with you, You dumb fox! That wasn'ta proper kiss!' she managed to break through her petrification just enough to reach out and grab atNick's tail intent on pulling him back to properly kiss her. Only, she'd been a moment too slow andher paw just missed grabbing the tip of his departing tail.

She could only blink stupidly as she looked at her empty paw, while Nick started collecting the cash.He turned back and called, "Come on Ralph, what are you waiting for? These mammals arewaiting!"

Judy, managed to turn her head just enough amid her sluggishly glum thoughts at her missedopportunity, to see Nadine, looking wide eyed and terrified garb both of Ralph's arms, pinning themto his sides as he turned to her with a happy grin.

"NO! Don't even think of it Ralph Wolfoorrr…" she trailed off as Ralph leaned up and placed hisnose against hers. The tiger's eyes seemed to suddenly get rather wide and then she was kissingRalph, pulling him toward her rather than keeping him away.

The sight made it feel like something in Judy was breaking and she couldn't help the anguishedjealous thoughts of how much she wanted that for herself, how she wanted to kiss Nick like that.

Nadine broke the kiss after a few moments and pulled back enough to glare like she was shootingdaggers at Ralph.

"I hate you sometimes," she said her glare intensifying as she spoke, but Ralph just grinned, his tailwagging furiously again and Nadine growled at him before kissing him deeply once more. Then,letting him go except for one paw she took, stomped over to Nick, leading Ralph. Nick was justflicking through the cash he'd collected when she snatched it out of his paw and he gave a startled,'Hey!'

"There was only one call for the bunny and fox," she said slapping a twenty she pealed from thestack onto his chest before shoving the rest of the money into Ralph's paw and pointing at him,nearly snarling as her finger pressed into his nose.

"Because of that your buying dinner tonight… and tomorrow." She added after a moment.

Ralph's smile had faltered as she pointed menacingly at him but resumed, even brighter than before,at that statement.

"You want me to pay for the meal?" He said, sounding giddy, before bursting out, "Absolutely! I'mpaying, I'll get you the best dinner you've ever had!"

Nadine looked at him stupidly for a second before facepalming with a groan before looking at thesky pleadingly, "Godsdamned wolves and their stupid customs, why can't they just do dating thenormal way?"

Ralph snickered at that, "Nadine, how we're doing this is absolutely not the normal way, not by wolfstandards or anyone else's."

Nadine groaned again at that but was interrupted by a wolf couple sitting at one of the tables nearthem.

"So is it all true then? What they said?" the she-wolf asked with a look somewhere betweenscandalized and enthusiastically delighted.

Both Nadine and Ralph looked rather confused as they turned to face the pair.

"Is what true?" Nadine asked just as Ralph gulped, saying, "Who said what?"

The wolf couple at the table exchanged looks and then the she-wolf's partner cleared his throat,"What they've been saying on the news about you two and them," he gestured toward Nick andJudy, where she was standing still mostly frozen. A cold fear started building in her stomach and herears began to drop as the wolf continued, "The whole bit with the secret romances and how you twohave broken with tradition and pack customs and eloped just so you could be together."

Judy could feel her breathing start to become ragged and fast as she tried to sort through what wasbeing said… what was being implied…

"To go that far just for the one you love," the she-wolf said with a wistful sigh taking her partnerspaw in hers, "It's so romantic."

"What?!" Ralph managed to get out in a sort of startled yip, while Nadine just looked like she waschoking, "We haven't eloped or broken pack rules! ... Well… not that many of them… not any of theimportant ones anyway," he finished trailing off as he gave Nadine a very worried look.

The she-wolf's partner frowned slightly at that and, as if wanting to confirm it, asked, "You all arethe two officer couples from precinct one, right?"

Judy's heart just about stopped as her eye's suddenly found and locked to Nick where he stood a fewfeet away, hackles and tail fur suddenly bristling as he looked at her with a terrified expression.

Two couples…

The thought rolled through her mind like a snowball of doom rolling down a hill getting larger andlarger…

Mammals think there are two couples… at precinct one… Nadine and Ralph… and… and…and… Judy's mind kept locking up at that point and looping.

"Of course they are!" the she-wolf said flicking her mate's ear, "how many other interspecies coupleslike that are there?"

Two interspecies couples… TWO…

The other wolf just shrugged and pointed toward were Jack and Skye were, watching the spectaclewith apparent delight, and the she-wolf huffed.

"Smartass, they're dead ringers for the pictures the news was showing. See," she pointed toward oneof the tv's mounted around the food courts eating area and Judy looked up to see ZNN afternoonnews broadcast with showing some interview with a doctor or professor… and also showing twophotos in the corner of the screen, one of Ralph and Nadine holding paws and another of Nick withhis head in her lap with the headline scrolling across the bottom reading 'ZNN Special Valentine'sDay Report: ZPD's Undercover Couples. Now live with Dr. Viktor Vandyke, Mammal BehavioralSpecialist.'

Oh gods… Oh gods… Nooo!

Greg Wolford followed after his mate as she stormed down path in the amusement park like aminiature thunder storm and grinned. Cassandra had always been a bit of a firecracker, fiercelyprotective of their pack and especially their family, though when she really got going she could outbullhead a bison. In those situations, (like now) he'd learned over the years working with her as his

mate and the head of their pack that it was better to let her run her course and just make suggestionshere or there to provide a little guidance, sort of like riding a raging river. It was pointless to try andfight against it, but if you were smart you could navigate around the dangerous obstacles.And nothing could get Cassy's hackles in a twist like a threat to their pups, no matter how old theywere.

He wish his son hadn't been so secretive about his growing relationship; he couldn't really faultRalph for being a bit hesitant about bringing up that he wanted to court a tigress but by not tellingthem until the whole situation had blown up? Well, it sure had made one hell of a mess and droppedit right in there laps with no warning or time to prepare.

The Silverclaws feel slighted, the conservative old codgers in our pack are in an uproar, and thepacks are calling a city wide meeting of alpha's for the next full moon to discuss this 'threat' to packtradition and way of life. It wouldn't be half as bad if they hadn't already mated, but they have…

The situation hadn't looked very good earlier this afternoon when they'd first found out about it andthen started getting messages from the other packs as the news spread. There'd been one solutionthough, and it was even an easy and quick fix to all the problems. They could simply have exiledRalph; kicked him out of the pack and in one stroke calmed all the tensions. But the moon would fallout of the sky before Cassandra would do that to one of hers. Ralph might have had a bit of anindependent stubborn streak that lead him into trouble, just like now where he'd blindly followed hisheart without at least using his brain to stop himself from kicking just about every stone he couldwhile going down that path. But then again, he'd inherited his mother's stubborn streak.

Cassandra glared at two elephants who quickly got out of her way as she continued down the streetsearching for her son and his new mate and he smiled as he followed shaking his head. She'd toldhim that if Ralph was forced out, that she'd leave too and he'd concurred; he didn't even botherasking Ralph's brother because he already knew what Bill's choice would be. They'd have to give upthe position of alphas of the Savanna Pack, would lose the protection of the pack, would essentiallybe exiling themselves to be outcast from the packs, but if nothing else they'd still have the core ofwhat any pack was based on, family.

Before things had gotten that bad though, he'd pointed out that they still had a just over two daysuntil the next full moon to work with before the alpha's counsel and little time as that might be, it wasstill enough if they moved quickly. The real key to the situation was their own pack. A large packmeant strength, but it also came with difficulties, like an inherent inertial resistance to any sort ofchange. And this was a change, a huge change, a freaking tiger of a change. The closest thing tosomething like this was when the small Redwoods pack had accepted a coyote into their group andthat had caused an uproar among the city's packs for months, not that the other packs were able to doanything about it since the Redwoods had stood together in their decision. And that was the key. Ifthey could get the entire pack to stand together it wouldn't matter what the other packs thought.They'd moan and complain and howl but in the end it would be as useless as barking up a tree.

Problem was, their pack wasn't unified. Not on this. The idea of accepting a feline into the pack wasjust too… different for some of them to even consider. Felines didn't get along with wolves, neverhad, never would, and that was that to them.

But it was their job as Alpha's to hold the pack together and any good alphas knew how to worktheir pack and even get the most stubborn of the resistant wolves to pitch in and help; and the firstpart of solving any problem was to understand what the root of the problem was. All he'd needed todo was show Cassy what their problem was and she'd been off like shot to fix it. Well, more likecircumvent it in this case, but it would still work.

She'd practically pulled a deus ex machina in the last few hours, twisting all the situations andproblems together so they'd work to their advantage, pulling favors and making arrangements so thatin one final move she could fix all the whole situation. That last piece though, needed Ralph and hisnew mate, or fiancée as she technical was now given the legal paperwork that had been filed.

Cassy had managed to convince Bill to cover Ralphs date in such a way that he'd thought it was hisown idea to go spend the evening entertaining a pretty she-wolf. That had prevented the Silverclawspack from feeling like they'd been openly and publicly humiliated when her date didn't show becausehe'd ditched her to be with a tiger. Bill wasn't Ralph, and there would be grumbles about the switchup but that was far better than starting a pack feud. And in the meantime she'd managed to contacttheir pack's lawyers and Nadine Fangmeyer's parents and set all the arrangements in order.Everything from getting the feline family sudo legal status as their own pack, to preparations withintheir pack, to a court subpoena for two runaway pack members just in case Ralph and his mate intheir love induced idiocy decided to be obstinate.

Cassy's plan, as was typical of her, was straight forward. The pack's problem was accepting a tigerinto the pack and they didn't have time to reason with and cajole all the problem pack members thatobjected. But if the tiger was already part of the pack… well then what would the issue be? Nodoubt there would be no end to griping about her high handed methods but all those tradition bounddissenters, worrying about the pack's prestige and pride, the ones that were causing issues right nowwould suddenly become there strongest supporters after the tiger was made part of the pack. It wasone thing to argue that a member of the pack with a secret relationship with someone outside thepack (a relationship they would see as harmful and threatening to the pack) should be ousted andanother to kick two pack members out just because they or other packs disapproved. Things like thatsimply weren't done. It went against tradition. And it wouldn't matter if one of those pack memberswas a tiger or a sheep, they would still be part of their pack. And the other packs disapproval would,if anything, galvanize them to rally around their new member and defend her even if they didn't likeit. That was simply how packs worked.

So, the Fangmeyer 'pack alphas' would be here by tomorrow, (Greg snickered, thinking about thatlittle legal work around and their amusing conversation with the rather befuddled tiger parents thatwere suddenly thrust into the quandary wolf politics). The paperwork was already prepared andready to sign and they had some of their more trusted pack members working on the preparations fortomorrows pack marriage ceremony to formalize their son and his mate and bring her into their packfrom the 'Fangmeyer pack' (Greg snickered again at that. Who had ever heard of a feline pack?). Andall of it would already be done and over with before inter-pack meeting the next day. Hell, Cassy hadeven managed to make a deal with ZNN; they would be allowed to cover the wedding so long as shegot final approval of the front page news article they were planning for the next morning. If handledright they could use the public recognition and support to boost their pack's prestige and use it as apolitical hammer to bash down any dissent from others. Now they just needed to make sure their sonand his fiancée actually made it to their wedding.

"You know Cassy, we could just go wait for them at her apartment, they're sure to head back thereafter they're done with their date today." Greg said after they'd circled back around to where they'dstarted searching for the 'runaways', feeling like it was the right moment to try calming his mate alittle. They did have some time to find Ralph and his tiger after all.

"I'm not chancing it," Cassandra said in a huff, crossing her arms as her tail swung in an agitatedmanner. "This whole scheme will come tumbling apart if they're not at the ceremony tomorrowafternoon. It needs to happen before the meeting and we can only keep our problem wolvesdistracted for so long. We are going to find them and bring them back one way or another so we canmake sure they aren't so much as a second late. You still have the court order right?"

He patted his pocket, "Right here, dear, just where it was a few minutes ago. But I don't think justwandering around is going to lead us to them."

She nearly growled in frustration, "And what would you suggest, then? I caught their scent a fewtimes but they've crisscrossed the paths enough that with so many other mammals walking throughhere, I can't track them!"

"Well…" he said trying to introduce some humor into the situation to lighten her mood, "Maybe wecan ask the fortuneteller." He said grinning and pointed over at the old gypsy goat in thefortuneteller's booth to the side. "You know, her being a soothsayer and all, she could probably tellus right where they are… and then maybe, once we find them, I don't know… we could keep themon a short leash and maybe have a little fun here ourselves before we bring them home? It isValentine's day after all and we did just buy very expensive tickets to the festival. It wouldn't hurt toenjoy ourselves too."

"Greg! This is Ralph's future we are talking about!" she all but shouted, seeming about ready towork herself into a panic, "Our family's future! How can you be thinking about having fun rightnow?!"

He stepped forward and gave her a quick kiss right before she boiled over and blew up. It seemed towork because he could feel a bit of the tension leave her as her stiff shoulders slumped, eased just alittle.

"We'll find them. We have until tomorrow afternoon, don't worry," he said comfortingly, leading herover to the fortuneteller, "We already got all the hard work done and faster than I would havebelieved possible. And no one will suspect what we are doing until its already over. We can relax alittle now, all we need to do is make sure everything goes to plan."

"Like making sure that Ralph and Nadine actually show up to their own wedding?" she askedtiredly.

"Exactly. And that won't be too hard, trust me." He replied bringing her to a stop in front of the goatwho had a sign on her booth that said 'On Break – Crystal Ball recharging, Check back in 15minutes' though he ignored that and cleared his throat loudly.

The fortuneteller, who'd been snacking on some sort of grass energy bar and watching a news reporton her phone looked up, seeming rather annoyed.

"What? Can't you see the-" she started irritably but Greg, arm still wrapped around Cassysupportively, quickly motioned with his eyes back and forth from her to his wife trying tocommunicate what he wanted.

The goat frowned for a second, then gave a few coughs and continued on in a more mysterioussounding voice.

"Can't you see that you've come to the right place? What can Madam Pearl help you with today? Doyou need your fortune told? Maybe have your paw read? Or maybe an answer told, Madam Pearland her crystal ball know all!"

Cassy sighed and gave him a pained glance, "Greg this is silly and we don't have time for this."

He gave a kiss on the nose, "Trust me." he said smiling, "It might be silly but I'll bet it'll help."

Maybe not help them find Ralph and his tiger, well… Nadine, he really needed to break the habit ofthinking of his soon to be daughter-in-law as 'the tiger' or 'his mate', but this would help because

Cassy needed a bit of stress relief right at the moment. Give her a problem she could face head onand nothing would stop her, but this constant worrying and not being able to find Ralph and Nadinewas running her ragged.

Cassandra sighed again but let him push her forward and up to the booth. She crossed her arms andglared at the old nanny goat.

"Fine, Mrs. Pearl, if you know all then tell me what I need to know," She said making it clear thatshe thought this was nothing but a scam.

"Ohhhh, A unbeliever!" The goat started off in a bit of a quavering voice before grinning andtapping her crystal ball, "You've obviously come to old Madam Pearl for some help, yes you have."

"Obviously," Cassy said rolling her eyes, "Though I doubt that you can even figure out what thatproblem is, let alone help us."

"Hummm. Let's see if you're right then," the goat said hunching over her crystal ball, making aperformance of looking into it. Greg was standing behind and to the side of his wife, who wasagitatedly tapping a claw on her crossed arms, and could see the old gypsy goat looking at himthrough the distorted view of the crystal ball.

"Hummm… what do we have here, what problem does my crystal ball show that you need helpwith?..." she asked mysteriously and he saw her raise an eyebrow through the distorted reflection.

Greg grinned, and making sure he was out of his wife's peripheral vision put a paw up to shade hiseyes as he moved his head around like he was looking for something.

"Uh what is this!" The goat said with sudden shock in her voice, "You're searching for something…hummm… what could it be?..."

Greg made a rocking motion with his arms like he was holding a baby and then pointed looked at hiswife.

"Looking for a child! Looking for a lost child you are!" the nanny goat said throwing more theatricsinto her voice as Greg quickly shook his head and held up two fingers, smirking now.

"-No, Two lost children!" The fortuneteller quickly corrected still with her head down over thecrystal ball as she continued her performance adding in some additional gasps for effect as her reflectthrough the ball nodded ever so slightly at him while his wife's tapping paw stopped and she gavethe fortune teller a startled look.

Greg made a flexing motion and the goat's reflected expression frowned so he tried again. The goatseyes widened with understanding as she continued in her a quavering voice, "… A fine strong boyand… hum…" Greg used his paws to try and outline the figure of the larger tigers body shape, "…and a… strange larger boy?" the fortune teller said with some confusion as Greg quickly shook hishead waving his arms, and the goat suddenly made a startled noise with a shocked expression as ifseeing something new in the crystal ball as she used the reflection through it to shoot him a quickglare. Greg rolled his eyes and cupping his paws in front of his chest and bouncing them like he wasbouncing melons.

"No! No! A girl, A Girl!" the goat suddenly as if the crystal ball had revealed the answer to her,"Your searching for a boy and a girl!" Greg saw the goat give a short glance toward where she puther phone down and then a light of recognition spark in her eyes, "Your searching for your son andhis mate, a young wolf who's fallen in love with… with… a tiger!" she finished acting surprised like

she'd just been shown that by the crystal ball.

Despite the fact that her arms were still crossed, Cassandra looked impressed. She huffed again butthen said to the gypsy, "Fine, so can you help me find them or not?"

"Certainly! Certainly! I am Madam Pearl after all!" the goat said with a flourish making her costumejewelry jingle.

Cassandra uncrossed her arms and sighed like she couldn't believe what she was doing and thenmuttered, "Alright, how do I find them so they don't miss their wedding? They're proving harder tochase down than a gaggle of geese." She finished irritably.

The goat looked up with a sudden amused snort, "A gaggle? How many geese are in a gaggle?"

"Seven," Greg answered, nodding his head sagely like it was a serious question, "There's at leastseven geese in a gaggle."

"Seven?!" the nanny goat said in a shocked voice that Greg was pretty sure hid another amusedsnort. The fortuneteller looked back down into the crystal ball then made a startled expression andnoise and in a deeper commanding voice said, "Then you must howl at the moon seven times andyou will be shown the way! Beware though, and carful or doomed will you be! DOOMED!" shefinished throwing up her hooves in a dramatic gesture sending all her jewelry jingling and jangling."

"Oh that's ridiculous!" Cassandra said huffly and crossing her arms again, "I bet you say somethinglike that to every wolf that gets there fortune from you!"

The gypsy goat shrugged putting her 'on break' sign back in front of her and picking her phone backup, unpausing the news broadcast she was watching, "You don't have to listen to my advice dearie,"she said with a distracted smirk.

Cassy growled at the goat and Greg moved up to put his arm back around her to guide her a fewsteps away, though he made sure to subtly leave a few 'thank you' bills on her table which he noticedseemed to disappear shortly afterwards. Cassy, though still irritated, didn't seem nearly as tense as shewas before so he'd gotten his money's worth.

"Pointless, that was pointless." She said leaning into him, "Really, howling? That's just sostereotypical!"

"Well, I thought she might just have a point." Greg said smirking as Cassy's mouth dropped.

"What?! Why would you think that?! We'd look like fools and might even get in trouble for starting ahowl in public! Other mammals already think wolves are strange enough and we don't need to bedealing with another noise violation fine from the city!"

"Starting a howl might just work though," he said and kissed her cheek playfully, "If he's anywherenearby and gets caught up in it, we'll hear it. And when have you ever been afraid of what othermammals thought of us?"

"But!… But!..." she stammered looking at him and he smiled.

"You know I'm right," he said and she huffed.

"I know we're probably going to get in trouble just like when we were younger!" she replied.

"And when did that ever stopped us?" he asked, still smirking and she puffed out her cheeks

obstinately, so he continued, "Soooo… are we going to cause a little bit of trouble?"

She sighed, then kissed him, before saying, "Of course we are. Especially, if it helps us find ourpups."

Greg reached out and took her paw in his as he shifted to stand in front of her, paws clasped to eachother's, as their noses touched.

"Ready?" Greg asked with a smile and Cassy smiled back for the first time that day. It made his heartwarm and feel like everything would always turn out alright, just so long as they were together andhe could see that smile.

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Chapter 13 – Chaos Magnets

"Oh this should be good," Jack said quietly, leaning over to Skye as they watched from the side ofthe food court as everyone's attention fixed on the ZNN Broadcast. She quietly shushed him, thoughshe was grinning broadly too.

'-Biting and nipping among predators can be anything from strictly playful, to intimate…'

"Intimate?"

Every mammal's head in the food court shifted from the TV screen with the news broadcast to thegrey wolf that had spoken, "Nadine does he mean like-"

"NOOO!" all the heads swiveled to the suddenly flustered tigress next to him that he was looking atwith a curious expression.

"No what? No, it's not playful? No, its not intimate? Because when I nipped you earlier-"

"SHHH!" the tigress desperately tried to quiet him as she glanced around only to see everyone,including the shell-shocked bunny and fox staring at them and squeaked like a mouse.

"You know," Wolford continued despite her efforts to stop him, "you never answered me when Iasked about that before, that or about the nose boops." Fangmeyer's squeak this time was so high itwas almost inaudible and her eyes got a little wide and panicky as Wolford's tail began to wag,"Because I'm starting to think that all that isn't just playing around like it is for wolves."

"YES, I mean Yes it is! Is just play! Aghh! No! Don't listen to a thing he's saying!" She nearlyshouted sounding panicked while gesturing agitatedly at the TV.

All the heads in the food court bouncing back and forth between the two as they watched, thenfollowed her gestured to the TV.

'As for the feline 'dominance fights'…'

There was a terrified and strangled sounding meep from the tiger and she threw her paws over thewolf's eyes as his head also followed her wild gestured.

"Ralph! I said Not to listen! He doesn't have a clue what he's talking about!"

"But he's a feline."

"Doesn't Matter!"

"and a behavior specialists."

"all the reason more not to listen to him!"

"Sooo then… this whole thing about dominance fights?"

"That's Different!" The tiger yelped, her ears splaying back as the wolf looked up at her and sheseemed to try looking in any direction but at him, "We've had all sorts of fights since we've knowneach other!" She said desperately, cheeks now reddening as the wolf caught her gaze and she wavedher paws back and forth in front of him urgently, "Sparing matches at the academy! Practice at ZPDtraining! Even just practice during workouts at the gym! We have fights all the time!There's nothing different about what happened this morning!"

"I didn't say anything about this morning," Wolford said a grin appearing as his tail picked up speed.

"Ohhh! Score one for the wolf!" Jack snickered quietly and Skye had to work not to laugh as thepoor blushing tiger only managed to stammer.

"Shush you!" She said, swatting him playfully as a giggle escaped, "No comments from the peanut

gallery!"

"You could always join me in the peanut gallery," Jack said offering her a bag of roasted peanutswith a smugly charming grin, "It's more fun here anyway."

Skye tried to resist, she really did but Jack just smiled with that charming devil may care smile of hisand shook the bag teasingly.

She huffed before accepting and taking a pawful of the peanuts, "Where did you even get these?"she whispered, turning back to watch the show as she popped some peanuts into her mouth.

Jack just smiled as he sidled up next to her, his arm wrapping around her back. "The peanut foodstand right behind us." he chuckled and she huffed again even as she leaned into him and let her tailwrap around his legs. She couldn't help but smile as she munched on a few more peanuts andwatched the drama unfold.

Oh Gods, Oh Gods, Oh Gods! Why are we on TV?!

Nadine's mind was in a panic, Everyone was looking at them, That stupid doctor on the news wasstill speaking and Ralph had gone from looking just as freaked out as her to freaking looking at her,and looking at her far to perceptively.

Oh Gods, I just sort of asked Ralph to stay over tonight so we can talk about our relationship andnow it's being analyzed by Doctors on TV before we've even figured it out?!

Oh and don't forget the fact that up until now you've managed to side step his questions about whatbites mean to cats… another part of her mind noted.

Oh gods… She did not want to explain that to Ralph.

And boops too…

Oh gods…

Boop.

The memory of him smiling and tapping her nose ran through her mind unhelpfully,

Aaaand now he's going to want to know about how feline's court and especially that little bit abouthow it's finalized…

Oh Gods… She was screwed, Royally Screwed,

Which thinking back on this morning might have sort of already happened…

WHAT!? No, NO it couldn't have, 'We' couldn't have already, we're just starting to date, wecan't finish dating before we even started! She glanced back at Ralph… Which was a mistake. Notonly was his look perceptive but it had a bit of that winter predatoriness that made little bits of excitedlightning run through her.

He did mark you…

Nadine froze for a second, staring at Ralph as her whole body flushed, then at his too perceptivenose…

Nobody Knows about that. That's a secret, a 'I'll ice you' if you tell anybody secret. I killed thatsecret, murdered it in the first degree and Buried it under a mountain of deodorant.

Gods if anyone found out about that, if Ralph found out about that… Well, if anyone found out she'dbe going to prison for the rest of her life, locked up with a life time sentence and no chance of parole.That's how Megan liked to describe it anyway: A one way ticket to a two person cell with a whitedress as the prison garb. Granted, it might be a very nice prison with the advantage of the bestmammal she could imagine as her prison companion for life… But she wasn't ready to give in yet!She barely understood the crime she'd committed…

And that would be one felony charge of 'falling for that 'Wolf' ', plus one count of theft for his missingworkout shirt and an assault charge for kissing him unconscious. That annoying smug little Meganvoice in her head said.

Not HELPING!

Oh and a side misdemeanor of ogling said wolf for the last couple of years whenever you got thechance.

LIAR! I have NOT!

Sure you haven't, just keep telling yourself that you've never eyed him or his tail up in the gym.

I AM NOT A WOLF EYER ! LIES! ALL OF IT!

And this court adds a count of perjury for that blatant denial.

Shut it or I'll bury you too! I successfully hid his scent mark this morning, I can hide your body aswell. You have no proof and I'll only turn myself in when I'm ready.

Proof? He also marked and claimed your bed and then you claimed his ass, literally.

… shit. She'd left loose ends everywhere. But Ralph doesn't know what that means!

Well, not yet… but that doctor on the TV is probably going to explain it.

Ralph broke through Nadine's panicked thoughts then, taking a step closer to her and her breathhitched.

"You know, what happened this morning sure didn't seem like our normal sparing," he said, lookingjust like he did when he was undercover and closing the trap on their target.

"S-s-sure i-it w-was." She barely managed to get out as he slowly sauntered closer to her and shegulped.

"So you're saying the next time we spar I can kiss you into submission and then leave a hickey onyour rear?" he asked, a wolfish glint in his eyes.

"I, ah… wha- next time?" she stammered, flushing badly and trying to drag her eyes off of his. Shecouldn't think right while he was looking at her like that. It made her want to run (and also hope thehe would chase her) but that would involve getting her brain to work. He was too close, too close toher… she could smell him now, his still slightly damp fur from their dunking earlier smelling like ithad this morning after his shower. He was too close, looking at her with too much of that wild winterwolfishness and her mind was turning to complete mush.

What, I, ah… THINK! Do something, Say something!

"… you'd, ah… have to win first." The words came out before she thought about what she wassaying and Ralph's grin doubled in intensity.

"Really? So, if I win, I can kiss and nip you and boop your nose all I want, even though I apparentlydon't have a clue what it means?" he said smiling widely, so close to her now that they were almosttouching and Nadine found she was having trouble breathing while her eyes were stuck on Ralph'sintense gold ones. They glinted in a teasingly playful and happy manner but there was also apredatory wolf on the hunt in those gold depths. A wolf that seemed quite ready and willing to gohunting a tiger and she, stupidly, just couldn't seem to look away.

"I, ah, I, ah…" that used up most the remaining air in her lungs and before she thought about it sheused the rest to squeak out the first coherent thing that came together in her head,

"You'll never beat me."

"Challenge accepted," Ralph said grinning hugely and then Nadine's world spun.

Part of Ralph recognized that he was starting to act rashly, part of him was still worried over the factthat his parents and his pact were going to no doubt see this news broadcast (and that part of himshuddered at the potential fallout of that) but the majority was focused on his tiger. And he reallycouldn't think of her in any other way, not now, not after everything that had happened today, notwith how she'd invited him over tonight. 'They' might not be official yet but there wasn't ever goingto be anyone else for him. He already knew that even if he had to wait for Nadine to tell him what hewas pretty sure she felt.

Because if she hadn't said it, well… said it directly at least, she'd certainly seemed to be telling him injust about every other way; If the kissing and this morning, not to mention the love tunnel or herinvitation to stay over tonight weren't clues there was the way she smelled too.

With most of her deodorizer from this morning washed away from their little swim after the boat hadflipped he could finally smell her right. It was like taking dark sunglasses off in a dim room, just forhis nose, and he could smell her, not just her normal base scent like that of jungle flowers and warmsunny breezes, but he could smell the way her mood was effecting her scent, the softening of it whenshe was relaxed, how it sharpened when she was surprised and especially how it sweetened whenthey'd kissed or like now when she was staring at him with that flustered expression.

Ralph breathed in, letting it fill him, all the little intricacies of her scent, a scent that was stronger thanit normally was too. Without the deodorant and without whatever she normally used for this time ofyear, there was no doubt now that she was in heat either. It had a different flavor from a she-wolvesheat, but if anything he found it more appealing. And mixed in, all among her scent where traces ofhis from when they'd dried each other off and she'd carried him. His scent. His scent all over heralmost like he'd scent marked her, claimed her as his mate. He could almost imagine he had with theway their scents had mingled, his and hers, his tiger's.

He knew he was letting it get to him, that he was playing a dangerous game, that he wasn't thinkingall that clearly, but she smelled so nice, and she had asked him to come over tonight so they couldactually talk about what this was between them, asked him over to her den, her denwhich he'd marked and she hadn't contested… well, unless throwing him onto that bed and kissingthe hell out of him was a refute. And on top of all that was the slightly odd almost flustered behaviorshe'd been having all day with the nipping and booping and the hickey on his rear. He'd thought atfirst it might just be a more playful side of Nadine he'd never seen before, what with them sort of

starting a relationship together, but he'd had a growing suspicion that it might be more than just that.A suspicion that was helped along by how cagy and embarrassed Nadine had been.

And if that meant more than what he'd thought… well he wanted to howl out how he felt but Nadinehad asked him to wait.

Even still, Ralph couldn't stop his tail from wagging or the need to be closer to her. She'd slipped upbig time, what with what the doctor being interviewed was saying, and all but confirmed hissuspicions and more. But he needed to know, needed to know just what this morning's tussle and herbite meant to her. Needed to know from her.

"You know," he started saying slowly, a massive giddy grin on his face as he moved toward her,"what happened this morning sure didn't seem like our normal sparing,"

Nadine's eyes got a little bit bigger and she stammered out a reply, "S-s-sure i-it w-was." And hegrinned even more as his heart seemed to jump.

No, no it wasn't.

They'd grown to know each other well over the years and despite her words he could easily tell whather real thoughts were; and judging by the way she gulped, she knew that he'd seen through her.

Ralph took another breath as he closed the distance between them, feeling almost drunk on her scent.It was a mess, that heavier than normal winter heat mixed with excitement and embarrassment andconfusion and panic all jumbled in there chaotically. But amid all the other bits of her scent, withevery step closer he took, was a steadily rising smell of her arousal.

"So you're saying the next time we spar I can kiss you into submission and then leave a hickey onyour rear?" he asked, now right up next to her and could smell the sudden hard spike in her scentbefore she even flushed and stammered, "I, ah… wha- next time?" and her scent flared again makinghis heart rate spike as well, "… you'd, ah… have to win first." She was looking right at him, withthose beautiful hazel gold flecked eyes of hers. Staring right back at him while her cheeks flushedpink, stared at him with a sort of terrified excited desperation, stared at him like it was a challenge.

She'd won this morning and she'd won again earlier when he'd asked after the purring incident on thebench, though he'd almost gotten her then…

Really, he didn't care if he won or not, but he couldn't back away from this. Plus he wantedto know and every tussle he'd ever had with Nadine, whether physical or verbal was always fun.

"Really?" he couldn't hold back face splitting grin as he asked, just to make sure, "So if I win, I cankiss and nip you and boop your nose all I want, even though I apparently don't have a clue what itmeans?"

He was so close to her, he could almost feel her rapid heartbeat as her scent went wild and shestammered out, "I, ah, I, ah," She was staring right back into his eyes before she finally stammered,"You'll never beat me."

Some part of him knew it probably wasn't the smart thing to do, be her scent was like a fog in hismind and he couldn't bring himself to stop from responding to her provocation.

"Challenge accepted," he said smiling gleefully back at her and moved. He was so close to Nadinethat all he needed to do was slip his leg behind hers and twist while taking one of her paws in his andtugging. In one smooth motion Nadine was spinning to the side, off balance with her arms flailing asshe fell. He moved in, his other arm wrapping around her back to catch her and he grunted as he

stopped her heavier descending weight while her flailing arms latched themselves around the back ofhis neck.

Ralph grinned toothily, now holding her like she was some fainting damsel and looked down at hisstunned tiger who meeped and blushed furiously.

"Well now, that wasn't so hard." He said teasingly and tapped her nose lightly with his free claw likean admonishment, "You usually put up a better fight Nadine!"

Nadine blinked going cross eyed for a second as she stared at his finger and a noise like somethinghalfway between a growl and a purr came from her before her eyes snapped back to his now blazingwith heat and fire.

"That was a dirty trick!" she practically roared, then leaned up and kissed him deeply.

Ralph's tail exploded into motion as her sudden kiss superseded every other thought in his mind, onlyfor reality to come crashing back as he felt his leg kicked out from under him and he went tumblingto the ground. Nadine rolled him, coming up on top, but before she could stop and secure theposition, he shifted using their momentum and rolled her instead.

"Un-Un!" Ralph said smirking like a fool from ontop of her from where they'd stopped, pawstangled up with each other's, "We aren't in your house anymore!" and just to prove it, kissed her hardand fast like she had to him.

Nadine squirmed for a second and almost rolled him again before she gave in and was kissing himback, almost seeming to shift the fight to their kiss as there muzzles moved against one another.Ralph growled pleasurably into the kiss but finally pulled away even as Nadine tried to stop him.

He came up to ruckus cheers from those around them and the chattering of the TV news that was stillrunning though he ignored it all as he looked down partner, who thankfully, was to flustered by thatkiss to put up a real fight right at the moment, though her cheeks started flaming prettily again as shetook in the noise around them.

Nadine leaned up just enough to bury her face in his chest like she wanted to hide from it all andmuttered loudly, "You Cheater!"

"All's fair in love and war, Nadine." He growled happily and kissed her patterned stipes on the top ofher head.

Her head thumped into his chest again and she muttered something about that word and theirpromise.

"What? It's just a quote." He smirked and kissed her ear, "So what about those nips and boops? Ithink I won this time."

"Nooo! Not in Public!" Nadine squeaked, her head snapping up to look at him… and almostbooping her nose into his.

Ralph grinned, his tail wagging madly and he gave her nose a small lick.

Nadine meeped again, even her orange fur on her cheeks darking with her blush.

"So, care to tell me why not then?" he asked and impossibly she blushed more.

"NOOO!" she squeak-roared and buried her face back in his chest.

Ralph contemplated what to do then and mentally shrugged, before shifting and wrapping his armsaround Nadine to hug her and let her cuddle up to him a bit more. He breathed in her comfortingscent, not really caring about anything else for the moment because he had his tiger there with himand even if she wouldn't explain, wouldn't tell him, he was nearly certain she wasn't going to leaveeither.

And only then, as they were sitting there, Ralph half straddling Nadine's lap while she apparentlytried to hide from the world in his shirt, did he start processing what was being said on the TV.

'…allows them to show off for each other; to display their strength, agility, and dominance, while the'bite' is essentially a claiming statement… relationship will only ever progress to that of actual matesafter the dominance display… essentially taken each other as life-mates…'

Ralph's breath caught, and he mentally rewound what he'd heard to make sure he'd understood itright.

Bite

Claim

Mates

The hitch must have caught Nadine's attention because she looked up from where she'd pressed herface into his shirt and looked at him almost shyly. Then she caught his expression and with a look ofdawning horror glanced to where his attention was focused.

'-but to Officer Fangmeyer would have been akin to initiating a feline dominance…'

The panicked screech Nadine let out was like nothing Ralph had ever heard before and his gaze wasabruptly jerked toward her as her paws grabbed his muzzle and yanked it away from the TV.

"RALPH! I said not to listen to that!" Her eyes were crazy wide and she looked like she was aboutto sling him over her shoulder and take off running.

"The bite this morning…" Ralph said sound almost drunk, "You bit my tail… then my-"

Her paw snapped his muzzle shut, stopping him from continuing as she waved wildly with her otherpaw.

"NO! That's not! I didn't! Your tail was just! I WON IT DAMNIT!" She ended up roaring that lastbit, before turning to stare right at him growling dangerously, "I don't care what that stuck up Doctorsays! It wasn't like that unless I saw it was! I won the fight! I get to take my victory Spoils! MyHome! My Den! MY RULES! And that means I can take your fluffy tail as MY prize! NOTHINGmore!"

Nadine finished not sounding entirely rational and breathing rather hard.

Ralph glanced at the TV and then back at his tiger who looked like she was about ready to snap. Hismind was still reeling from the implications… She'd claimed him things morning? So by felinecustoms were they already mates? Life-mates? … His heart felt like it might burst, He wanted to kissher, mark her, tell her how much he loved her. But part of his mind was warning him that he mightwant to deal with his quasi-official mate before she lost it and went savage… he just needed to thinkof a way to do that, think past the fog in his mind from the way she smelled and from the potentialmeaning of her actions, Because after all, she didn't just bite my tail…

"you also bit my rear…" and left one hell of a bite hickey there… and wait, did I say that out loud?

Nadine's muzzle was suddenly pressed right into his and she growled menacingly looking halfsavage, "And THAT'S Mine Too!"

Ralph blinked, taken aback a bit by the unmistakable threat in her voice if anyone dared challengeher on that. His tail on the other hand new exactly how it wanted to respond to that and started towag again. Ralph smiled looking right back into her eyes and simply said,

"Okay."

'Damned cat doesn't even have the dignity to…'

Nadine's head snapped back around to the TV which was showing an interview with goat, a goatwhose voice Ralph recognized from this morning as her downstairs neighbor. There was a momentof complete silence in the food court as the TV interview continued, and Nadine stared at it andeveryone else stared at her.

"I'M GONNA THRASH HIM!" Nadine roared jumping to her feet with her fur spiked agitatedly asshe sent Ralph sprawling, "Spreading Gossip about me on TV now!? I'll Shave his fur and paint hishorns Pink!"

"Nadine! Calm down! It's not that bad!" Ralph said getting back to his feet while Nadine lookedaround wildly like she could find the goat right there, "See," he pointed to the TV, "even his wife ison our side,"

Nadine looked back to the TV and for a second looked like she'd been gut punched.

"Mrs. Horsley is even gossiping about us?!" she squealed grabbing her ears.

"More like defending us," he said waving a paw at the TV and Nadine looked at him like he wascrazy.

"Ralph! We haven't even gotten to talk whatever Us is and my Neighbors are gossiping about it!ON TV!

We…

Us…

Ralph really only heard the those parts of what she'd said and his tail went a little wild as a trulyidiotic grin appeared on his face.

"Sooo, does that mean that there is an official us now?"

That got an even crazier look than before which he took for something along the lines of 'Yes youGigantic moronic dope!' and just made his tail wag more.

'…That sassy little nightmare of a neighbor even calls them WolfEyer because…'

Nadine had seemed about to say something else but her whiskers went all crooked as she heard thatbit.

"MEGAN!" She roared loud enough that Ralph would have been surprised if the bobcat hadn'theard it from across the city.

Judy had frozen, utterly dumbstruck and completely horrified at the news broadcast. She didn't knowhow long she'd been like that, she didn't care, she just wished she could disappear. The day had beena series of up and downs, each one greater than the previous, and now… now after this latest debacleshe just felt kind of… broken… like something in her had snapped.

Oh gods… everyone is going to think that we're together…

She'd taken one look at Nick and didn't think she could again. Maybe not ever. She'd never seen himlose his cool like that. Not when she'd hustled him and not even at the disaster of her first pressconference. The way his fur and that oh so long tail of his had spiked like the worlds fluffiest pincushion would have been cute… if it had been caused by the distress of seeing them errantly shownas a couple on the carrot freaking news!

He's never going to want to be even seen with me again, not after that,

How could something so spikey look so soft?

If we're seen together people might think It's true!

His tail like tripled in fluff, maybe quadrupled, how could anything be that fluffy looking?

What if he doesn't want to be partners after this?

Serendipity and I though his winter coat looked fluffy before…

I don't want to lose him as my partner!

But it's impossibly fluffy looking now, utterly ridiculously sinfully fluffy,

We won't even be able to see each other outside of work or mammals will talk,

Sooooooooooooo Fluffy …

No workouts together, No going to movies together, No eating together

His Tails A fluffstrosity, a Fluffpocalypse, A Fluffing Fluffplosion

He might not want to even be seen at my apartment,

Gods his tail could cause a fluffdemic,

That means no bad movie nights not-actually-cuddling cuddling with him on the couch,

I only got to run my paws through it before! *Internal wail of despair*

What if he doesn't want to even be friends after this?! *Internal wail of despair*

Judy could feel her body start to shake as her mind seemed to implode.

I'll die of fluff deprivation! *Internal wail of despair*

More shaking

I lost him as my friend once after the conference, I can't lose him again! *Internal wail of despair*

"psst… Judy!"

She was jarred back to reality from the absolutely unreasoning mess her mind had turned into only torealize that she wasn't shaking but that Nick was shaking her shoulder.

"Yesh, don't turn all veggie brained on me, Carrots." He pulled his arm back, keeping a measuredspace between them, and while Judy could still see he was agitated, his hackles still up, he was farmore in control of himself than the fluffing mess he had been a minute ago.

"Okay, Carrots how do you want to handle this," Nick gestured quickly at the TV showing the newsbroadcast, before looking back at her, an almost pleading looking on his face, "If we want anycontrol over it we need to figure this out quick and we both need to be reading from the sameplaybook."

He… He's still talking to me… Judy gaped at him for a second trying to get her head back in gear aspart of her screamed, Grab his fluffy tail before it escapes again!

Judy quashed that stupid thought, before she acted on it and willed her brain to start working again.

"I- ah, say what?" she managed to get out, um… okay not the most cogent statement but it's astart. Come on Judy Think! Get that fluffy out of your brain!

Nick's tenuous hold on his cool seemed to slip a bit at her answer and his next words all came out ina rush.

"Okay, Judy. I know you probably wouldn't want anyone thinking that were dating… whenwhere not, because of course were not, and your family will probably freak out and- never mind.Look my point is that the whole bit the news reporter about us isn't true, but if we start actinglike that," Nick gestured over toward Ralph and Nadine just as the tiger yelped, "That's Different!"and started blushing furious while Ralph's jaw dropped gaping for a second before his tail started towag, "Everyone is going to think it's true! … when it's obviously not! Anybody could see it's not!Hell we're probably only part of this because they were putting together a story about Nadine andRalph for a valentine's day special because of course," he added sarcastically, "a interspeciesrelationship in the ZPD would make for a great juicy news bit and someone probably thought, 'hey,those two new officers are always around each other and two interspecies couples is a juicer storythan one!' It's a whole big misunderstanding because we've just best friends and always hanging outwith each other, right?"

Judy blink as the Nick's flood of words ended, and then something Skye had said earlier rolledthrough her mind,

-If you want to know who he's in love with then just watch to see what girl he spends most of his timearound, with it being winter, he's going to want to be as close to her as possible-

She quashed that stupid desperate fancy too and focused back on Nick as his forced hustler smileslipped a bit more and verged on breaking.

"Right, Judy?" Nick sounded almost like he was pleading now, "Their story is justa misunderstanding because were best friends. There's no reason to let that story stop that…"

Judy finally got her mind to start working properly and managed a reply.

"Misunderstanding… right." Nick's whole posture relaxed a just a bit, and she continued "of… ofcourse. No reason to let that come between us."

Nick's hackles dropped and he seemed to almost sigh with relief as the panic behind his maskreceded and his normal calm reasserted itself… more or less.

"Right," Nick said again, smiling more normally, "All we need to do is not let anyone see that theyget to us.

Wait… does that mean it does get to him?

Her thought was cut off as a scuffle followed by the oddest sounding meep Judy had ever hearddistracted her and she looked over to see Nadine draped across Ralph arm, paws around his neck likesome princess in a play.

"Or act like that." Nick added with an actual snicker as Nadine, seeming extremely flustered,accused Ralph of cheating, then kissed him in a very un PG way before promptly kicked out his leg.All to the cheers and whistles of the crowd in the food court that seemed to have their attention onthe two kissing/fighting mammals (and thankfully not on her or Nick) as the other two grappled,rolling on the ground.

"What are they doing?" Judy asked dumbfounded and blushing a bit.

"Probably having that Dominance fight or whatever Professor Pipe on the TV is talking about rightnow." Nick said pointing over his shoulder as he watched them too and Judy shifted an ear to listento the report… and blushed a bit more.

"Oh! I ah… I didn't know they were, well that far along in their relationship…" she said trailing off abit as Nick snickered again.

"Doesn't matter now what it is, because with everyone seeing that after the news report that's exactlywhat mammals will think." He turned back to Judy, his expression growing serious, "Which isexactly my point Judy. Everyone is focused on them at the moment which gives us a moment tofigure out what we want to do."

"Figure out what?" she repeated dumbly trying to drag her blushing gaze away from the two.

"Figure out how we want to handle the rumors. We could make a public fuss over it. Go on the airdeny it and all. We could just ignore it and act like nothing happened, until all the hype dies down.But whatever we do, we need to make sure that it's not that," he gestured at their freidns again, "andthat we are on the same page or everyone will think were just hiding something and the rumorswill never go away."

"If… if we made a big fuss over it, everyone still might just think we're trying to hide it…" Judy saidthinking over what he said. Having Nick calmly laying out possible plans and ideas was helping herrelax and think straight again, unlike her near complete freakout earlier. He was still here, still rightnext to her, still her friend, and this was such a normal routine for them from working cases andswapping ideas that it made her feel… comfortable, right, normal. Made her feel like nothing hadchanged and they were still best friends and partners… well police partners, not that kind of partners.She gave her mind a mental shake to dislodge those thoughts and returned to the issue at hand.

"Probably true, so we just ignore it all? Laugh at it whenever anyone askes like its ridiculous?" Nicksaid with a grin and a small chuckle.

"Yep, That's exactly what we'll do Slick," she said trying to force some energy and cheer into hervoice, and gave a forced laugh, "Because really, us, a bunny and a fox? What are the chances ofthat? It would be like… like…" She waved her paw around desperately, as her mind caught up with

her mouth and she wished she'd thought a little more before she'd spoken or better yet just not saidanything at all.

Because I'd give anything to have that chance… she thought, her cheer evaporating.

"Like…" her waving paw pointed at where Nadine and Ralph where, now apparently done withtheir tussle, and staring at the TV in shock.

Like a wolf and a tiger falling in love…

Judy blushed and quickly looked away from Nick right as there was a panicked shout From Nadine.

"Hopps and Wilde seem to be taking this far better than I'd have expected," Jack said reaching overfor some of the peanuts from the bag Skye was now holding, "on the other hand I think Fangmeyeris losing it."

"I'M GONNA CURL THAT CATS WHISKERS!"

"I actually think she's taking it pretty well," Skye said with slight smile as she teasingly moved thebag just out of his reach.

"Nadine come on! Calm down! You can't do that!"

"Oh Hell YES I can! I'll Borrow Mrs. Hornsly's curling iron!"

Jack reached from a different angle only for the bag to move at the last second, and frownedcontemplating the teasing little smile on Skye's muzzle and how he might steal his peanuts back fromthe vixen even as he replied, "Well, you would think that wouldn't you, I mean you only blewup Doctor Meow's island when you got upset during that first case of ours." Jack leaned in close toher and made a grab for the peanuts... and missed.

"I didn't blow it up!" Skye huffed indignantly, and Jack was about to respond when the feeling ofher paw sneaking around his back and to grab his tail startled him, "The volcano did that," shecontinued huffily, though Jack could see the small smirk she was trying to hold back.

There was a light pinch and Jack gave an involuntary hop, a hop that sent him right into her side, "Ijust might have, oh, helped the volcano a little bit." She said her tail snuggly wrapping around himwhile she popped a few more peanuts in her mouth, "And Doctor Meow was totally insane anyway,he wasn't even a cat! And seriously, who builds a secret 'evil overlord' base buried in the heart of alittle volcanic island?"

"Judy! Nick! A little help here? Tell her I'm right!" Ralph shouted, his arms wrapped aroundNadine's waist ineffectually as she dragged him with her toward the street.

"Oh good Idea! Judy your friends with Fru Fru right? Does she need a new rug? Because I'm GoingTo Shave Her Tail When I'm Done With Her Whiskers!"

Jack tried not to fidget or blush as Skye's paw kept playing with his tail and contemplated hisposition, practically wrapped up by Skye's tail and snuggled into her side while her paw teased him.

Damnit, she just suckered me into a fluffy trap and with my own peanuts too.

He thought about that for just a bit more and amended that last thought.

… again.

"Nadine, I… ah, think Ralph's right. Doing that won't help!" Judy said joining in on the soap operaonly to get a large dose of tiger death glare which didn't seem to faze the bunny at all.

"Ralph! Just kiss her again!" Nick pipped up and got an even harsher glare that should have strippedhis fur from his body.

"You stay out of this 'WILDEHOPPS'! I'm going too- mhhhphh…", Ralph had given up trying tohold her back, wrap his arms around her neck instead of her waist and pulled her head down enoughto take Nick's advice and kiss her solidly.

"Ohh! One point for Nick but the tiger scores a double." Skye chortled as the bunny squeaked andlooked away from the fox while his tail puffed again and he started coughing.

"And that there is another lesson in why it's never a good idea to poke your nose into anothercouples affair, particularly when the female is angry and in heat." Jack snicker, then meeped as histail was pinched.

"I hope that wasn't directed at me, because Doctor Meow got exactly what he deserved." Sky saidsniffing slightly and then added, "Plus it's not like we or Bogo aren't doing that with those two." Shenodded toward the flustered 'wildehopps', "so what does that say about us?"

"Well first we're not sticking our noses in their business, we're poking it with a ten foot stick to see ifthey'll finally explode like that," he gestured to the tigress with the wolf dangling from her neck rightas she managed to break free of the kiss and snarl, "Oh NO! Don't think you can distract me likethat! Not this time- mhhmumhhh…"

"plus," Jack continued, "Hopps is a bunny, they don't go into heat."

Skye snorted, "You should know better Jack, being a hare and all. Bunnies don't go into heatbecause there always in heat. And if Karma has anything to say about us or this conspiracy messingaround with them, then you can be sure she'll get her revenge."

This time it was Jack's turn to snort, "And if Karma has anything to say about you using thatstereotype about us Lapines then you'll certainly be in for it as well." and he pinched her tail in turnand made another grab for the peanuts even getting a paw on the bag… before Skye managed toyank it away.

Skye smirked down at him even as a light blush shown through her light fur, "Well I kind of hopeI'm 'in for it' Jack," she tweaked his tail, a bit of rumble in her voice, "But I've got quite a lot of firsthand evidence that lapine's are always in heat anyway. Wouldn't you say Mr. 'humper."

"It was Thumper not humper," Jack said indignantly working hard to not let a blush show on hisface. Then groaned at the futility of trying to hide his reaction to her as Skye leaned in, her nosesniffing, and a very pleased smile spreading across her face.

"You should listen to your own advice Mr. 'Humper, and just agree with the female when she's inheat."

There was the sound of dishes clattering as the tiger stumbled and bumped a table before breakingfree of the kiss again.

"-not g-going to stop… m-me!" Nadine growled with savage intent, her breathing rather heavy now,"I'm… I'm…"

Wolford didn't kiss her again, instead he pulled himself up, wrapping his legs around her waist so he

could look straight down, directly into her half savage eyes. Then in a deliberate motion, booped hisnose against hers.

The tiger stopped dead, eyes locked with the wolfs, and there was a collective intake of breath fromthe on-watchers, while the news report continued in the background of the sudden silence.

'Well that seems to be quite the fairy tale romance story.' The ZNN's feline anchor said, 'Quiet fittingfor Valentine's day wouldn't you think?'

Then Fangmeyer ROARED, her eyes going fully savage and she was mauling Wolford.

Well, Jack thought 'mauling' might not have been exactly the right word for what she was doing butit was close enough considering the ferocious way she was kissing him, nipping at his neck, andputting holes in his shirt with her claws as she pulled him closer. The very air seemed to nearlyvibrate from the growling purr she was emanating.

"Well," Jack said a bit shocked and taken aback, among other things, by the sudden… mauling?attack? Savaging?, "I think your right Skye, Hell your always right, I really should just listen towhatever a female in heat says." She snickered and kissed him between the ears.

"Nadine?! Oh gods, Nadine-mhhhphmh *pant*," the tiger had the wolf pinned now, up against theside of one of the food stalls as he seemed to struggle under her assault; his tail was going berserk infits and starts as he seemed to try resisting the kisses and nips, "Nadine! public, can't! Not here! Baltohelp me! *groan*" He looked like he was struggling not to lose it now too, panting between breaths,and angled his muzzle up in an effort keep his mouth out of kissing range.

The tiger though simply shifted her attack, purring even deeper as she rubbed her head and earsunder his uplifted chin and along his muzzle, then did it again, arching with a feline liquidity as sherubbed her head against him with her eyes half lidded as a purely primal purr emanated from her.

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

"Oh gods… *groan*…"

Jack watched in a sort of fascinated aroused horror unable to look away and now supremely awareof his mate leaning against him, her tail wrapped around him as her paw…

A bolt lightning seemed to run through him as she lightly tugged on his tail and simultaneouslynipped the base of his ear.

"You usually don't agree so fast. Why, you aren't worried that I might go savage on you too areyou?" she tweaked his tail again and Jack cursed his lapine nature, because true to form there waspart of him that wished she would go savage on him like that with a rock hard certainty.

"You're doing that on purpose, aren't you?" he accused and she didn't even bother hiding hergrinning smile.

She nuzzled his head for a second and he felt his fur flutter as she breather through her nose beforesaying playfully, "I do like the smell of steamed wabbit, I wonder just how much teasing you cantake before you finally snap and go savage on me."

"Nadiiiiiiiiiine!" Wolford called out desperately in a strangled panting shout, that cut off Jack'sautomatic retort to Skye's teasing pet name for him.

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Hare, I'm a hare darnit! And wow, that's one hell of a purr and Skye needs to stop moving her tailagainst me like that! Jack's usually steady heart rate doubled, then doubled again as Skye startedtoying with his ear like she always did when she intended to see just how riled up she could gethim, Oh gods, watching this is putting her in one of those moods… The rest of the afternoon wasgoing to be hell, a never ending water drip torture by loving teases. And he still had the concert to getthrough before he could drag her back home to their bedroom, dancing with Skye when she's likethis? She's going to make that the hardest most trying experience of my life…

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

"Nadine! stop! We're in a- ohhh gods."

He could already feel his foot starting to thump away with his impatient. And he could feel Skye'sgrin as she just nuzzled him again.

Jack needed a distraction and quick, a distraction from Skye's teasing, from that tiger's purringbecause there was no damned way just freaking purring and rubbing could, should, possiblybe that erotic and now he could feel Skye rumbling low in her chest…

Quick damnit because if you don't think of something else right freaking now , you are going to beone blue cooked wabbit by tonight!

I mean Hare damnit!

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Jack tore his eyes away, though his excellent hearing for once was completely betraying him.

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

"Nadine! w… w… we *pant*"

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

His eyes landed on the peanut bag in Skye's paw and with a strained grin at the chance to win one ofher little games while Skye tortured him for the rest of the afternoon, he grabbed for it… and shemoved it out of reach just in the nick of time with a snicker.

"Really Skye? You're just going to steal my peanuts like that?" he said in frustrated exasperation.

"But…" Skye started giggling in a ridiculously cute way, before saying with a pout, "I like holdingyour nuts."

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

" *moan* *whimper* Nadiiiiine!"

Forget the bedroom or even the couch, as soon as they made it through the front door…

He could already feel his foot starting to thump away with his impatient need. And hecould feel Skye's grin as she nuzzled him again. Just need to make it home tonight… get through thedoor… the foyer wall will do, hell the door will do…

There were two wolf howls from another part of the park, rising and falling, twining together,

*PURRRRRRRRRRRRR*

*AWwwwoooooOOOOOOOOOO* Wolford let out a primal unrestrained howl like the sound ofdesperate longing and need made manifest.

And like match being thrown into gas, the food court erupted in howls as every canid in the vicinitypicked up the howl, Wolford the loudest among them all.

Bogo couldn't remember the last time his spirits had been this high. He was on his way to a gazelleconcert, his wife was here beside him happy as could be, the savages we're minding his two littlechaos magnets and best of all, he was out of that absolutely horribly ridiculous costume.

Things finally seemed like they might be turning around and going his way. He thought he mightactually be… smiling? Huh, he couldn't remember the last time he'd smiled without forcing theexpression. He looked down at his hoof held in Bess's as they walked and listened to the happy littleditty she was humming absentminedly and couldn't help the warm fuzzy feeling that built up inside.Why, he even felt like being a little naughty, maybe very naughty. Bogo smiled; He couldn'tremember the last time he'd loosened up a bit either.

Do it! whispered a little voice in his mind, You know you want too!

Don't! That's against the ZPD code of conduct behavioral guide lines! Said another voice counteringthe first.

Pfftt, loosen up already, you're not even on the clock right now! That first little voice had a point, butit sounded a little too much like Wilde was sitting on his shoulder whispering devilish ideas in his earfor his comfort.

Not being on the clock doesn't mean you should still follow all the rules! And now that other sidesounded too much like that over-enthusiastic, always on duty, bunny. Sheesh even he needed a breakfrom the police force every once in a while, but he was pretty sure she'd live at the precinct if shecould.

You mean behave like a stuck up old buffalo butt! Don't listen to that fluffed up little angleBogo! Said the devil fox's voice as it seemed to take form in his imagination and sit on Bogo'sshoulder before making faces at the little angel bunny that appeared on his other.

Hey that was uncalled for! The little haloed bunny said huffily and the harp she was carrying poofedinto the ZPD handbook which she brandished at him, Name calling is against rule 37 of the ZPD-

Seriously? You're going to quote the rules at me? the little horned devil (he really didn't look all thatdifferent from the actually fox, what with his already red fur) poked the book with his devil fork andyanked it out of her paws, No wonder mammals think you're a stiff old fart if you if all you ever do isfollow these!

He is not! And give that back that's ZPD property! The bunny shouted in indignation though she

seemed more concerned about the book.

Pffttt, imaginary ZPD property, the devil fox said and the book in his paw went up in a puff of fireand smoke while the angel bunny squealed in horror, your better without that anyway, besides rule 1was 'No fun allowed'.

It was not! It was to always look out for the wellbeing of the city's citizenry first! The little whiterobbed bunny on his shoulder glared at the devil fox on his other, her foot starting to thump awayrapidly.

The devil horned Wilde on his shoulder gave the angel Hopps one of his oh so annoying cock suregrins as he leaned casually against Bogo's neck, And isn't that exactly what I'm doing? Looking outof his wellbeing? All work and no play makes Bogo grumpy old fart. Shesh, it would probably makehim less grumpy if you didn't work so hard and took some time off once in a while so he could havea break. Why I'd even love to help you put your ears down for a bit. The fox gave the bunny a slywink and she blushed and stammered and barely caught her halo before it fell out of place.

I… I... I do h-have fun! A-And so does Bogo! Why he even cracks jokes during the morningbriefings! The angel bunny said, red cheeked and putting her halo back in place though it was a bitcrooked now.

Oh sure, he really had had everyone going with 'lets acknowledge the elephant in the room' joke, thedevil fox rolled his eyes and Bogo couldn't help muttering to himself. He'd thought that had been arather clever. Bess had even helped him practice his delivery of that joke the night before and saidshe thought it was funny and cute.

You just can't appreciate a good joke! The Bunny said angrily, her ears snapping up… andwhacking her halo so that it slumped forward all askew and blocker her vision.

No, the devil fox snickered as he reached over and stole the halo from the distracted angel bunny,then twirled it on his finger while she squawked angrily and tried to grab it back, I just have anactually sense of humor and fun, which is why he should do it!

The white robed bunny gave an embarrassed squeak as she tried and failed to get her halo back, Butin public?! Have you no decency?! What would the anyone from the precinct say if someone saw?!

And where's the fun in decency? Bogo's imaginary devil version of Wilde said with another snickeras he flicked the Bunny's tail as she grabbed for the halo again. Then he winked atBogo, You know you want to do it! Bogo was starting to become annoyed at his imagination now,first because it was making Wilde's antics seem appealing and second because why the hell do I havean imaginary bunny and fox in my thoughts?!

No! Don't listen to him Chief! the imaginary Hopps yelled now blushing furiously, Give that backNick! Or Else! Chief, ignore him! He's trying to hustle you!

The devil fox only snickered at the bunny, Or else what cutey buns? Before he looked back atBogo, You know you want to Buffalo Butt! Or is it Mr. Tush from stud magazine now? Becausefrom what I heard all the cows have been ogling your Buns! You can't let her get away with thatwithout getting back at her, now can you? Bogo frowned, nearly grinding his teeth at the BuffaloButt bit, but the damned fox had a point, Bess had been poking fun at his rear and some paybackwas in order.

NOO! The flustered angel bunny cried tackling the fox to his shoulder, Chief Don't do it! you can'tdo that! Not in Public! Anything but THAT! Stop trying to corrupt the Chief Nick!

Just give in Bogo! The fox cackled rolling around on his shoulder with the bunny until they stoppedwith the frazzled little angle pinning the devil, the halo now nowhere to be seen, Come, give yourselfto the Wilde side Bogo! Devil Nick said, cackling in a starwars voice, Muhahaha! Come! Join meand the Wilde Side of the Force! It is the only way if you ever want any fun! Muhahaha!

Shut Up Nick! Shut UP! The Bunny shouted desperately,

Make me. The fox smirked up at her and after a flustered sputtering second she kissed him… Muchto Bogo's utter bewilderment and vast annoyance at the insanity of his thoughts.

Don't Do It Chief! The now not so angelic looking angle Hopps said from atop the fox after breakingthe kiss. It's not proper!

Do It! and I'll make us go away! The devil Nick countered and then kissed the Bunny back.

Well that made his choice easy. Hell, Bogo's do the most unspeakably naughty thing he could if itwould simply make those insane imaginings go away. And with a cackling laugh of, Victory!, and acry of, NOOOOmmhphh… they finally, thank the gods, disappeared.

Bogo, still frowning, glanced over at his wife alongside him, holding his hoof as they walked. Shethankfully hadn't seemed to notice his insane mental debate though and he had to work to hide asudden very un-Chief like grin of gleeful anticipation.

'unspeakably naughty' huh? Well… Bess will never see it coming. It kind of feels good to be wilde…UGH! Bogo mentally slapped himself for that thought, I mean it feels good to let lose a bit.

Decision made, Bogo nodded his head and executed his oh so evil plan.

First he made sure not to look over at Bess and give away that he was planning anything (and indoing so, missed the excited grin that showed on her face as she watched him out of the corner of hereye).

Then, with extreme care, so as to not arouse suspicion, Bogo shifted closer and closer to her as theywalked. Only once he was in the perfect position and still looking resolutely ahead like he was up toabsolutely nothing at all, did he flick his tail over, as if flicking a fly, and swatted Bess's rump.

Bogo almost giggle aloud as Bess gave a small startled hop and 'Oh!'

Ogle my tush will you? Well then take that! And you can be sure that I'll be doing some ogling of that tush at the concert too!

"Did you just flick my rear dear?" Bess said in an accusatory almost gleeful way and Bogo had towork hard not to giggle like a teenager.

" *giggle* *Ehem* I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about." He said in a perfectlycontrolled voice… and blushed.

"Well then…" Bess said grinning, and Bogo jumped, blushing even more as her tail swatted hisrump, "I'd better stick really close to you since there are apparently some very rude mammalsaround." And she sidled up close to him leaning her head on his shoulder.

Best plan ever. Bogo thought grinning a bit, and to think that fortuneteller was spouting offprophecies of Doom and such, Ha! Even if they've been a bit bumpy, things are coming together, Weeven have the ZBI's best team working on-

Bogo's ear flicked as they walked past one of the park security mammals on the goofy little twowheel Segway things he'd absolutely vetoed from his department as the mammals walkie-talkie wentoff.

'Control theirs some sort of disturbance over by the east side Food Court-' a terrific roar interruptedhim emanating from the walkie-talkie, 'Holy Crap, Control I think we have a 10-91! SavageMammal, Tiger Going Sav- Oh. my. Gods-' there was a clattering sound like the walkie-talkie hadbeen dropped, then nothing but static.

'Unit 7? Unit 7? What's your status? Update! All available security units near the east food court-'

"Honey, are you alright?" Bess asked, her usual cheer gone from her voice replaced by seriousness.

Bogo took a second to reorder his mind,

Savage Mammal? Somebody wouldn't be stupid enough to try continuing Bellwether's idiotic planwould they?

"Bess, did you hear that?" he asked and she nodded her head, "I'm sorry dear, I think I need to gosee what's happening. This could be important," he said regret in his voice.

"Nothing to be sorry about!" Bess said her face full of determination, "It's your job to keep the citysafe and you do a damn fine job of it!" Bogo could have kissed her then, except she took his hoofand started hurrying after the security bear as he zipped his Segway around, heading in the otherdirection. "Come on dear! You have your job to do!"

"Bess!" Bogo said a bit taken aback as he regained his footing, now running behind her as she ledhim, "You can't come too!"

"Oh yes I can! You might have to work on Valentine's day, but as soon as your done, your time ismine! Now hurry up so we can finish dealing with whatever this is!" She huffed as she ran.

"Bess they said it was a 10-91! You could get hurt!" Bogo replied between breaths as he spirted tokeep up with his wife. She'd always been more of a runner while his strength was well… strength,then again watching her behind as she ran in front of him was so bad either.

"Not with you there, I can't!" She said gleefully and picked up the pace a bit more.

Bogo's response was cut off as two intertwined howls erupted close by followed by a heart rendingresponse from somewhere ahead of them before it sounded like nearly every wolf in the park pickedup the howl.

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THE END... NOT!

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This turns out to be only Part 1 of the final 3 Chapters - Check back this weekend for more

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Operations Clock: 6.75 hours

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Secret Squirrel Division Report:

MinscLovesBoo - Raided for ideas, again, and the squirrels apparently got drunk while over therethis time ( #HoldMyBeer ). They returned and somehow started a howl even though i have no ideahow exactly that came about in this story (checks orginial plot) Nope was not there before.

Uomo - You know what you did, STOP GIVING THOSE SQUIRRELS RANDOM IDEAS

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Once more unto the breach, dear Bess, once more;

Or close the wall up with our Savaged dead.

In peace there's nothing so becomes a mammal

As modest stillness and humility:

But when the blast of war Howls in our ears,

Beware the intimate action of the tiger, for fear her wrath;

Stiffen thy sinews, summon up the blood,

Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;

Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;

Fight through thy visage, a fluffy hell,

Follow your spirit, and upon this charge,

Cry 'Gods for Duty, Zootopia, and KISS ALREADY YOU DAMNED BUNNY AND FOX!'

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-From Wolfspear's: Bogo the V, Act III, Scene I

Chapter 14 - The Great Escape

CLASSIFIED: DO NOT READ

THE CONSPIRACY

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Operations Clock: +6.75 hours

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Disclaimer:

Petty officer reaches across the life raft and pats the captain's shoulder.

"Sir, it had to be done."

"But my ship!"

"We had no choice sir!'

"But my Ship!"

"Sir, we couldn't figure out how to stop that Nuke and that Beeping Beeping Beeping! Alwaysgetting closer and closer together like it might happen but not quite happening even though it shouldhave happened and you're ripping your hair out because even if it's the FLUFFING End you justwant it to GO AHEAD AND FREAKING HAPPEN ALREADY! Um… sorry sir, I was losing ita bit again, but that beeping from them bomb was driving everyone nuts. Half the crew went savage.We shouldn't have ever tried stealing all those ideas for it from Disney in the first place. It was boundto go horribly chaotically wrong especially with he who shall not be named… may he rest in piecesthat evil little coffee addicted bastered with his Beep… Beep… Beep.. -"

"But. My. SHIP! *Sob*"

"Sir we couldn't risk it, not after the grinch got loose again. We had to scuttle the ship and thebomb."

*Sob*

"Don't worry sir another one of our ships will be along shortly to pick us up and then we can goalong with plan J."

*More sobs*

"It's alright sir, I know that this has been a long wait but see, there's our ride right there."

"But it's not my ship."

"Well sir, maybe that captain will let you hold the wheel for a bit, just for old times sake."

*rope ladder splashes down near them and they climb up onto the new ship*

"Looks like you all had a hard time, why don't you all come over and have some coffee and tell us

what went wrong. We need to get this operation back on track before the conspiracy is blown. Weonly have one more chance after this."

"Right Captain, *sob* Thank you."

"Seaman. Seaman! Hurry up and bring that coffee over to these survivors"

*Seaman hustles over with tray of coffee*

" *sob* You have no idea how good it is to see coffee again, We were without any for weeks, evenbefore the disaster all because of… of…"

*old captain stares at the seaman with the coffee tray, who instead of serving it is drinking it.*

"YOU! YOU GRINCHY BASTARD! HOW DID YOU-"

*Grinch Smirks Evilly*

"How did I escape? With difficulty. How did I plan this moment? With pleasure."

*pulls out a remote and clicks a button*

Beep… … Beep….

Chapter 14 – The Great Escape

( A Few Minutes Previously… )

Don't freak out, Don't freak out, just keep grinning and talking, Nick thought to himself frantically ashe totally freaked out. Well, freaked out internally at least; on the outside he managed to maintain hisnormal calm collected, 'still in control of the hustle' expression. Mostly. It was maybe a little less 'incontrol' than he'd wished and more of the 'plan's gone to hell in a handbasket so smile and talk fast orMr. Big is going to turn your butt into a rug' expression.

In that case, though, he'd only been in danger of getting iced. Right now, he was afraid that thestupid gossip stories the news was spouting might damage his friendship with the most importantmammal in his life, and that seemed sooo much worse.

Luckily though, Judy seemed to be taking to the plan he'd proposed with gusto, and Nick thankedhis quick wit and silver tongue for that little bit of on the fly hustling. For a few moments, Judy hadlooked like she'd been about to freak out too as she'd stared, open-mouthed, at the TV newsbroadcasters. But she'd been as resilient as always, snapping out of it and jumping fully on board theplan. Maybe more on board with it than he'd really wished.

"Because really, us, a bunny and a fox?" Judy said with a small shaky smile, seemingly to try andlighten the tension that had suddenly appeared between them. But the words knifed through Nick,hot and painful and his grin froze on his face. It was the very idea at the base of the plan he'dproposed, but it was also the source of his deepest darkest fears he'd been fighting with for the lastyear.

Because really, us, a bunny and a fox... the words seemed to repeat in his mind, and it felt like hisheart was being crushed. He loved Judy, had fallen for her in a way that he knew would neverhappen with anyone else; but he was a fox, a stupid fox in love with a bunny… it was a doomedlove, a love that he'd tried to keep subdued because it hurt, hurt to fully accept, hurt because really, a

bunny and a fox?

As good of friends as they were, he wasn't sure if she'd ever come to love him as anything more thana friend… because simply put, he was a fox and she was a bunny. The dark thoughts of his fearsseemed to almost consume Nick as he stood there, a rictus holding his grin on his face as Judycontinued,

"What are the chances of that?" she said with a forced laugh, waving her paw, her voice gaining anote of alarm and uncertainty, "It would be like… like…" Judy trailed off as she looked over to theside where she'd been gesticulating and Nick followed her gaze to see Nadine and Wolford."...like…" Judy's voice cracked as if the sight of the wolf and the tiger amidst their very publicrelationship crises had just demolished her argument with a wrecking ball. She turned back looking alittle wide eyed, and for the briefest moment her eyes caught his.

Nick's breath had already stopped a moment earlier but his heart, clouded by an onslaught of painfulthoughts and fears, came to a screeching halt, tripping head over heal in an ungainly stumble. Forthat brief moment in time, behind her lavender eyes, behind the look of panic he thought he saw alook of almost anguished… longing?

Then Judy quickly looked away and he caught just a hint of a blush on her cheeks right as the foodcourt went silent for a moment. Silent except for the ZNN interview with Nadine's neighbors, andthe calm was broken by Fangmeyer's screeching roar.

"MEGAN!"

Okay, now might be a good time to freak out, Nick thought and took the moment to gasp in a fewbreaths as his heart started pounding at a hundred miles an hour. His thoughts seemed to beimploding while his emotions tried to explode.

Did she just… look at me… does she actually… maybe there's a chance…

Have to be imagining things… seeing what you want to see… impossible…

She blushed! she blushed !

Blushed because we've got front row seats to Ralph and Nadine's live soap opera!

You don't think that!

Think that?! I don't know what to think! Why should I think anything because she glanced at me!

She didn't just glance at you, she looked at you!

And now she's looking away from me!

And now she's looking back at you.

Nick, nearly hyperventilating, froze as Judy glanced over at him again.

"Nick, I ah…" she started to say before her blush deepened and she glanced back toward whereWolford was trying to stop Fangmeyer, with little success, as she started angrily storming out of thefood court. "Do you think we should help?" She finally asked, sounding rather desperate to changethe conversation.

"Uhhh…." Nick managed to say, his voice high, "help who?" he tried desperately to refocus his

thoughts.

Oh right, tiger and wolf making a scene…

"Help Nadine track down the ZNN interviewees or help Ralph stop her?" Nick asked, his voicealmost back to its normal nonchalance, though his thoughts were still a mess.

Conversation shift. That was a major conversation shift. Hustling 101, shift conversation whenthings get too close to the mark.

Judy's not a hustler, she's shifting the conversation because she's a good hearted mammal that hasan ingrained need to help others! You know that! That's part of why You like her.

The exasperated, "Niccckkkk!" he got in response to is flippant half thought question was so purelyJudy, that it had him grinning for real, even as distracted as he was by his thoughts.

Not a hustler?! Not a hustler?! Do you remember how you got dragged into the Nighthowler casewhen you met her? The Tax Forms?! She's hustled you before, she'll hustle you again, she's alreadyhustling you into loving her without even trying! How is that bunny Not a hustler?

But… but… That doesn't mean that was a sign that she's interested in me!

"Personally," Nick added to Judy, his mouth still running mostly on autopilot as he leaned over andwhispered to her behind his paw, "I'm kind of in favor of helping Nadine if her revenge against herfriends involves getting at whoever is behind this news report, too." He glanced at the TV andwinced as he saw that the broadcast was still going, though, thank the gods, everyone's attentionincluding Judy's was quite firmly on Ralph and Nadine. The news report unfortunately, only madehis thoughts shift back to that look from before.

But it could be. It might be. You should make another move, stay close to her and given her anothersign you like her. Maybe brush against her with your tail again.

Are you crazy?! After this news report everyone is going to be watching us! I thought the planwas not to act like we're courting each other!

Sure, but if there's even a chance she might like you, you need to show her your interested!You do want her to ask you out, right? RIGHT?

"Nick!" This time, Judy's exasperation was accompanied by a whack to his arm, and she gave him a'be serious for a minute' stare, before pointing over to where two park security guards wereapproaching the commotion on segways. "We might want to do something before we all get introuble and spend the concert in the park's lockup!"

"Oh, ah, right. That would be bad." Nick said, his mind finally starting to focus again. Well, most ofit…

Quickly, she's right next to you, just ease your tail around her legs, nice and subtle…

"Judy! Nick!" Ralph shouted over to them, sounding a bit desperate as he clung onto Nadine whilethe tigress inexorably plowed forward toward the street like a vengeful titan. "A little help here?! Tellher I'm right!"

"Oh good Idea!" Nadine said, looking at them with a truly malevolent grin. "Judy, your friends withFru Fru, right? Does she need a new rug? Because I'm Going To Shave Her Tail When I'm Done

With Her Whiskers!" Nadine roared before continuing, Ralph still futilely trying to hold her back.

"Right, well," Nick said quietly before he swallowed hard, and only then noticing that his tail hadprotectively curled around Judy. "You, ah, want first crack at calming the really ticked off tiger?"

Judy didn't seem nearly as intimidated by the much larger and very angry predator, and spoke up,"Nadine, I… ah, think Ralph's right." She started off slowly in a reasonable, helpful sort of tone."Doing that won't help."

The withering glare Nadine shot toward her would have impressed even Bogo. But Judy weatheredit well and looked like she was about to try again when Nick had a delightfully evil little idea abouthow to stop the tiger and shouted back toward Wolford.

"Ralph! Just kiss her again!"

That actually stopped Nadine for a full second as she turned the full weight of her veryimpressive Die Right Now glare on him while he smirked.

"You stay out of this 'WILDEHOPPS'!" Nadine snarled, emphasizing that last bit, and Nick's smirkquite literally shattered as his whole body bristled in panic. Judy for her part, only made a startledchoked squeaking sound accompanied by an audible snap as her ears shot up in alarm.

"I- we aren't- that's not!" Nick started to say as all the mammals watching, turned to look at them andthe words seemed to stick in his throat. He glanced down at Judy as Wolford thankfully took hisadvice and distracted Nadine before she could make things worse, though he wasn't sure how thatmight be possible,

Wildehopps?! Wildehopps ?! They have a freaking nickname for us?!

Panicking, Nick looked down at Judy just as she looked up at him and he became acutely aware ofjust how close they were. She was right up against his side, so close that his tail had wrapped all theway around her legs, its tip settling on her toes. Judy seemed to realize it at the same moment becauseher eyes got even larger than they already were and she quickly looked away, blushing badly now asNick took a hasty step back as his tail puffed in alarm and worry.

"Nick?! I thought you were supposed to be good at smooth talking." Judy squeaked at him, soundingexceedingly embarrassed even before she looked around at their audience. She let out a short terrified'meep!' before backing up to him and sounding distinctly nervous now too. "N-Nick, you have aplan for this right?"

"I- um-," Nick stuttered before coughing and glancing around, only to cringe at the sight of the othermammals split between watching them and Ralph who was trying his suggestion to stop therampaging Nadine.

Smooth talking, smooth talking, we had a plan for this right? Play it off like it doesn't matter, right?

"Right." Nick said, coughing once more before he plastered his best hustler grin on and steppedclose to Judy. She squeaked again but didn't move away as he put his arm around her in a casually'best friends' sort of way and gestured to those still watching them.

"Are we 'WildeHopps'?" he asked like this was just some ZPD interview, "No, no we are not," headded in a somber voice and shook his head in an exaggerated manner. "I am Wilde, and she isHopps," he gestured to himself and then her. "Wilde and Hopps, not WildeHopps, There's a space inthere, well actually two spaces and an 'and'. Completely different." He finished, confidently raising afinger like a school teacher making a point. Judy groaned at his performance and he could feel her

head thump his side.

"Play along if you don't want this to be all over the news tomorrow." He hissed quietly at her, stilltrying to hold his smarmy 'you really want to buy what I'm selling' grin toward the crowd.

"Nick, we're already on the news!" Judy groaned again, then added with a slight note of irritation,"And I have seniority over you, shouldn't it be Hopps and Wilde?"

"Pfftt- let's be serious here for a second, Fluff." Nick said, an actual smile almost returning for asecond as he flicked her ear with the arm he had over her shoulder, "Wilde and Hopps justsounds so much better than Hopps and Wilde."

"Does not!" Judy huffed, her face still in his side even as she elbowing him in the ribs in return forhis ear flick. "And if we're going to be known by some stupid nickname, it's not going to be-"

She was cut off as a horrendously savage ROAR reverberated through the food court; the sound sopurely primal and overpowering and terrifying that it hit Nick's ears, bypassed his brain, and reacheddown to his base instincts, setting off ever natural survival instinct he had along the way. Every hairon Nick stood on end as that thunderous roar passed through him and before it had even fullyregistered, Nick had moved, tackling Judy and rolling them under the nearest bit of cover.

Judy blinked, ears still ringing from the roar and her vision a whitish blur from the sudden tumble asshe tried to figure out what had happened.

She opened her mouth, intending to ask Nick, but all that came out was a muffled, "mmmph-mammphhht?"

It took her a second to realize she couldn't speak because her muzzle and face were covered. Morelike buried actually; buried in a soft cream colored fur… fur that had a delightfully familiar foxymusk.

Soooo Fluffy…

The thought seemed to fill her mind and she couldn't help but nuzzle against the fur for a secondbefore the rest of her brain managed to catch up to what had happened.

She'd been peeking past Nick at the crowd and had seen Ralph still trying to stop Nadine behindhim… had been watching right as the wolf booped the tiger's nose.

There had been a look of such utter shock and surprise on Nadine's face that it had almost beencomical, and for a moment she'd thought that Ralph had succeeded in getting through to her… rightuntil she roared…

What happened after that?

The next thing Judy had known, her world had been spinning, tumbling; a whirl of russet and creamfur as two arms had grabbed her. Two arms that were still holding her tightly, she realized.

With a start, she realized the fur she was nuzzling was Nick's ruff, right where it puffed out from theunbuttoned top of his shirt. Her nose was pressed against it, buried past the slightly coarser outerlayer of his winter coat and nuzzling against his fine downy undercoat.

Sooooo FLUFFY…

The thought consumed her for a moment. She wanted to nuzzle against that oh so downy fur, wantedto continue nuzzling up to his neck, wanted too…

There was a desperate cry from Ralph before he gasped and a nearly feral snarling purr that snappedJudy out of her daydream and back to reality. It also made her ears snap up, and one of thenwhacked Nick soundly across his nose making him yelp.

Startled, Judy looked up to see Nick, now with one paw off her back and over his nose while hiseye's watered, and... she panicked.

She burst out in a confused, embarrassed worried avalanche of questions, blushing violently from theway his other arm was still clutching tightly to her, while simultaneously trying to see if his nose wasalright, assure him that she had not meant to do that, and had not just been nuzzling him, and whyhad he grabbed her and what the heck was that purring sound?

"ow-owww! Stop poking it!" Nick managed to get through her barrage of question, grabbing herpaw that was probing at his nose to stop it, "I'm all right, it just smarts! And sorry for grabbing you,but Fangmeyer lost it and I… I…" he trailed off, but Judy was so close to him that she thought shecould see the russet fur on his cheeks darken slight as he looked at her, then quickly away.

Is… is Nick blushing ?!

"Oh deerie, he was just worried about you!" said a kindly voice next to them and Judy jumped,looking over to see the wolf couple that had asked about 'them' and the news story, hunched downbehind the overturned table Nick had dived behind.

"Why, my mate was all overprotective like that too when we were courting and newlywed, still issometimes during winter." She added giving Judy a wink that had her cheeks burning and Nickstuttering.

"And with good reason, too!" The male wolf next to her said gruffly, before shaking his head as hepeeked over the edge of the overturned table. "What if we had gotten tangled up in that?!" Therewas a desperate call from Ralph that was cut off by an almost ferally possessive PURRRRRRR. Themale wolf muttered something about 'stupid young idiot wolves always chasing after any pretty tailwithout a thought in there head', which got an eye roll from his mate. Then he followed that up witha comment about 'uncivilized cats, always ready to go savage during mating season', which receiveda rebuking ear flick.

"Ow!" The wolf yelped and turned to his mate. "What was that for?!"

"Don't you go blaming that on her being a cat!" The she-wolf said sternly, waving a finger at him ashis ears lowered. "With the way you males act sometimes, it could drive any girl to go savage likethat poor tiger. The gods know I've felt that way a few times before!"

There was a sullenly contrite. "Yes dear… I- I shouldn't have blamed that on her being a cat…" andafter a moment in which the she-wolf looked like she was debating whether to accept the apology,she leaned over to give him a peck on the check and a quick scratch behind the ear she'd flicked.

Then she turned back to Judy with a pleased expression, "See, as crazy as our mates might make us,there's still hope for them." She grinned wickedly, glancing back at her mate whose ears had poppedback up after her kiss and was looking at her with a goofy sort of rapt attention.

The she-wolf leaned over to Judy and stage whispered, "My suggestion is to find your mate's weakpoints and use that whenever he's about to drive you to savagery. A fox isn't a wolf, but he's still a

canid so I'd try scratching behind the ears or base of the tail. That's never failed to turn my mate intoa pile of tail wagging goo."

Oh gods, the boat ride… when I was petting Nick's tail… mate's weak points… The thoughts zippedthrough Judy's mind and collided with some of what Skye had been telling her about foxes andpersonal space in a spectacular explosion. Some part of Judy that was watching her own mentalpileup decided that she'd need to come back to that later; there were some thoughts and speculationsamidst that spectacular explosion that seemed rather important. Maybe later though, like when shewasn't too busy blushing herself to death and stammering like a broken typewriter.

"I- Ma'am- we're not- his tail- I couldn't- misunderstanding-"

Judy looked at Nick amidst her panicked stuttering, and at any other time would have probablyenjoyed the reaction the she-wolf's comments had gotten from him. Finnick had laugheduproariously when she'd hustled him with his tax forms, but his expression now was so far beyondhaving 'gotten him good', that Judy doubted she'd ever be able to top it.

"-mates- he's not- I wouldn't- his tail?-"

Nick's eyes connected with hers as she stuttered and his expression morphed from blow away shockto that of utter panic.

"Not the tail!" He yelped, his voice cracking and both paws going behind to clutch the frizzed outappendage protectively as a visible blush traveled up the insides of his ears.

Judy's jaw dropped at his reaction, and there was a snicker from the she-wolf.

"And there you go dear, that's your secret weapon. Why, if your tiger friend had some trick like thatto use on him," she gestured past the table toward what sounded like a horror movie mauling soundtrack for Purred to Death, "she might not have gone savage on her mate."

Judy, still gaping, didn't have a clue as to how to respond to that, not even enough of a thought tostart stammering again. The she-wolf's words seemed to be repeating through her mind over and overagain before her thoughts focused on one particular part of it

she might not have gone savage on him…

Judy's thoughts replayed that segment again, and she wondered why that seemed important for amoment before her mind, struggling to deal with the current situation, flipped back over into Judy onDuty cop mode out of sheer self-preservation.

"Oh gods, Nick! Nadine's gone savage?!" Judy shot to her feet, looking over the table (and gapedagain at what she saw) before starting to charge around toward the commotion, her paws scramblingfor her badge and tranq pistol.

"Judy! What do you think you're doing?!"

Her head long charge was brought up short as Nick, nearly tackling her, managed to grab hold andbring her to a stop. She looked back at him, more confused than anything, and gestured at Nadineand Ralph like it should have been obvious.

"Savage mammal! We've got to stop her!"

"Oh no we don't!" Nick replied rather frantically.

"Nick," Judy said disbelievingly, "we're cops! This kind of thing is our job!"

"No," Nick said vehemently shaking his head, "our job is to protect mammals, not go chargingheadlong into danger unnecessarily and unprepared! How do you even plan on stopping her?" Judyraised her tranq pistol and Nick blinked, before muttering, "Of course she'd have her gear on hereven when she's off duty…"

Nick sighed before pulling her back behind the table and pointing over it.

"Judy, look. Nadine isn't harming anyone, well anyone but Ralph possibly... And she won't unlessanyone is crazy enough to get in her way!" Nick waved around the food court where, now that shetook a moment to look, Judy noticed that every mammal in the vicinity had apparently scrambled outof the tiger's way. There was a noticeable gap around them of overturned tables and chairs, whiletheir former occupants now watched with fascination from a safe distance.

"Anyway," Nick added, "Ralph's a cop, too, and I think he can handle this situation just fine withoutus complicating it for him."

There was a particularly savage PURRRRRRRR just as Judy heard two howls echoing across thepark, and Ralph let out a howl that was the most heart wrenching sound she'd ever heard.

"See?" Nick shouted over Ralph's anguished howl just as the two wolves next to them got draggedinto it as well, pointing their noses skyward and howling too.

"He's totally on top of it!"

*AWwwwoooooOOOOOOOOOO*

"Well," Greg said with a grin as Ralph's howl was almost drowned out among the rising Howl thatstarted spreading throughout the park, "I didn't actually think it would be that easy."

Cassandra harrumphed. "See, didn't even take seven howls." Though he could see her relax now thatthey had a solid lead and a bit of her usual fire return as she looked back at him, a grin matching hisown, "Ready to go get our pups?"

"Absolut-"

"HEY! Did you two start that?!" Shouted an elephant security guard that was trying (ineffectually) toshield his massive ears from the cacophony as another wolf couple near them succumbed to the urgeto join the howl. "Starting a howl is against Park Rules! If you did that on purpose I'll have to-"

"Oh no!" Greg said, suddenly grabbing his ears as a look of exaggerated confliction spreading acrosshis face. "Cassy, stop me-I can't… can't resist! AWwwoo-" he howled as loudly as he could. Seeingthe elephant stop as he winced, Cassy grinned and joined in.

AW-AWAwAwoooo!

AWwwoooo-AwAwawoooo!

Then before the Elephant could recover, Cassy had his paw in hers and they were running down thestreet toward where they'd heard their son howl.

"That was mean! It's that kind of thing that gives wolves a bad reputation!" Cassy said as she ledhim, though he could tell by the excitement in her tail as it waved in the wind as they ran that her

rebuke was halfhearted at best.

"I-," he panted for a second as he ran, "-thought that it was our big bad teeth that gave us a bad rep!"

"Oh my goodness?! Are you ever going to grow up! How is it that we're Alphas when you still actlike a silly puppy most of the time?!" Cassy hurrumphed as she ran, and he snickered.

"Well, that's your fault you know. Being around you makes it impossible for me not to be happy andsilly!" He half shouted as they rounded a corner, and grinned wickedly as she tried swatting his nosewith her tail.

"Gregory Wolford!-" she shouted back, though he could tell by her tone that she was blushing andtrying to hide it.

"Anyway," he cut in gleefully, "I wasn't being mean, I was just following instructions. Thesoothsayer did say we needed to howl seven times! Wouldn't want to jinx ourselves now wouldwe?"

"Unbelievable! Just Unbelievable!," Cassy muttered in exasperation, "I'm married to a perpetualsuperstitious teenager!"

"No," he replied without a pause, "You're married to a perpetual superstitious teenager who's nevergotten over being ears over paws in love with you."

That got the loudest harrumph yet, though he could easily tell how she really thought by the subtleshifts in her scent, and his tail wagged in turn as he beamed.

There was nothing that was as much fun as playfully poking at Cassy while she tried to maintain aproper, dignified business appearance to the world and hide her emotions and how much he wasgetting to her. She was quite good at it, and most mammals might not be able to see through thefaçade, though it was pointless with other wolves, what with their sharp noses and all. The otherwolves just never mentioned it because it was very rude to mention secretes gleaned by scent thatway, and probably more importantly, because it would be a very stupid thing to do. Greg grinned.Cassy was an alpha for a reason.

The young boar security guard had come to a stop next to his partner in front of the food court andwas watching the scene before them with wide eyes. It was his first day on the job, and it wassupposed to be a fairly easy job, just ride around on segways, make sure mammals didn't litter,maybe stop a fight or two… but… but…

It's not like I was expecting to deal with freaking savage mammals! Not on my first freaking day atleast!

The wolf being attacked looked like he might have gotten away for a second before the tigerpounced on him with a thunderous PURRRR and that had him howling again.

The boar looked over from his segway to his partner's with more than a little apprehension andconfusion, and hoped the older more experience park security guard, an 'I'm not quite middle agedyet' Siberian tiger, would know what to do, "Some, um… do you think we should go in there and tryto stop them… her… I mean it is a 10-91 right?"

His partner, who'd dropped his radio in shock when they'd spotted the disturbance, turned to himwith an absolutely panicked expression.

"Are you freaking Nuts?! Because I for one don't want to die! And that's exactly what will happen ifwe try messing with that tigress right now! Hell kid, didn't your mother ever teach you not to messwith angry females?! I'd rather take on a savage heard of elephants or pride of lions! Or both!" Theolder guard stopped, took a breath and seemed to regain some of his 'just follow me kid, and I'llshow you the ropes' appearance he'd had earlier. "Anyway, it's not like she's a public danger rightnow, well, so long as nobody goes near her."

The boar looked back the food court uncertainly, thinking that over and then asked. "What about thewolf?"

"What about him?" The older guard replied and crossed his arms. "Is he asking for help or look likehe's in life threatening danger?"

"Umm…" He thought about that for a second, still watching the scene in shock. "Umm… death bysnu snu would sort of be life threatening, right? It looks like she's getting ready to drag him off andwell you know…"

"Well… ah," the older tiger looked stumped for a second before he answered. "First, the news wassaying he's a cop, right?" He gestured to the TV in the food court showing the broadcast they'd beenlistening to on the radio. "I think if it came down to us dying by tiger mauling and him dying by snusnu, he'd take that bullet for us, right?" Then muttered for a second, "I mean, I sure would in hisplace, *cough* ah… patriotic duty to protect others and everything, right...?" He coughed againbefore continuing, "And second, she's only purring."

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

The young boar's eyes almost popped out of his head as another round of howling from the wolvesin the food court, as well as more than a few whistles from others, erupted again.

"Okay, purring and rubbing against him," the security tiger said, rather embarrassed now, "but that'snot technically indecent exposure… I think… I mean, their clothes are on and their paws aren't doinganything."

"There is no way in hell that's PG…" The boar mumbled. He didn't think he was predo, like 100%sure he wasn't, but this was still making some of the stuff he'd seen online with even the hottest sowslook… a bit mild by comparison.

"Well, today's the parks Valentine's day special event…" The tiger mumbled, eyes glued forward,"Teens and up only in the park today… and it still isn't technically against-"

*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*AW-AwwwwoooooOOOOOOOOOO*

"What about that?!" The boar asked, voice a little high, his eyes glued forward, too.

By the three little pigs! I, ah… might need to check back on that no-predo inclinations thing because,right now, if I'd been one of those three little pigs and she'd come huffing, puffing and purring to mydoor…

"Ah…." His partner said a bit distractedly, "Wow… I mean, holy… gods, I wish my girlfriendwould do that…"

"Uh Sarge? Not what I was asking…" He said, a bit distracted himself. "But ya, I sooo need to get a

girlfriend if it's anything close to that…"

"Still not technically doing anything against the rules…. I think… HOLY-

*PURRRRRRRRRR*

*AWWOOOO-*

It took the boar a moment to get his mouth to work, "Umm… Sarge… is that a call for help?"

"Do I look like I speak wolf?" The other guard said, just staring.

"RRRrrrralph WOLFORD!" Came a shout as two timber wolves shot past them toward the foodcourt.

"W-what? *pant* " Came a confused reply from the wolf trying not to get purred to death by thetiger, before he squeaked, "Oh Shit!" in a far higher pitched tone.

*PURRR- The tigress' purr stopped dead at the distressed sound of the wolf pinned to the wall of afood stand, and her head snapped around to the two approaching wolves that had apparentlyfrightened him.

Feral eyes narrowed for a second and the boar's partner suddenly looking white faced, well morewhite faced than normal for the Siberian tiger anyway, and snapped, "Oh crap, oh crap, Cover YourEars!"

*ROOOOOOOAAAAAR!*

The noise seemed to go on forever, and when it finally stopped, every mammal around had stoppeddead.

"Okay kid, the shit just hit the fan." The other guard said quickly, a noticeable shake in his voice asthe tigress looked ready to shift from a purring frenzy to a killing frenzy as she glared death at theother two wolves… particularly the female. "Lets just try to keep everyone away from the tiger andalive since I don't think our tasers are going to do more than piss her off."

"I thought these were rated for large sized mammals?!" The boar asked, franticly fumbling for histaser on his belt.

"Ya, but do you want to be next to a twitching ball of furious teeth and claws that's going to shredthe ever-living hell out of you once the charge is used up, which, might I remind you, goes a lotfaster on the large sized mammals setting! Oh crap, let's move!" He said, leaning forward on thesegway hard, even getting the wheel to spin for a second…. and then pulled back in a hard stop at adifferent thundering bellow.

"POLICE, Make WAY! What is going- Fangmeyer?!" That last part was more of a confused WTFtone and both guards looked over to see a huge cape buffalo come to a skidding stop at the edge ofthe food court with his arm outstretched, holding back a female buffalo that was trying to look pasthim like there was some celebrity event going on.

"Isn't that the chief of police?" The boar whispered in astonishment, recognizing the grimacing facehe was sure he's seen on tv interviews.

"Oh thank Destiny," the other guard said backing his segway up. "They'll handle this, no need for usto get involved, we'd just get in their way."

The tigress had looked ready to charge before, but had stopped and turned to face the large bull.Now, though, while she was still snarling, she seemed more wary of attacking the larger mammal.

"Shit, shit, shit! Sir, I can explain!" The wolf still pinned by the tiger shouted, sounding panicked anddesperate and like he had absolutely no clue how he was going to explain what was going on.

At the sound of the wolf's panicked voice though, the tigers ears flattened all the way and she turnedabout fully, hunching back on all fours preparing to leap at the bull.

"Bess, get back!" The bull bellowed, reaching for what the boar was really hoping was a tranq pistolsince they didn't have any.

"Nadine! NO!" Shouted the wolf at the same time, and leapt on the tigers back just as she startled tolunge forward, and then to seemingly everyone's surprise, stopped.

The big orange and black striped cat let out a confused mewing sound looking back at the wolfhanging halfway on her back.

The wolf quickly scrambled forward to her head nd nuzzled her cheek for a second, murmuringcalmly, "Nadine, it's alright. It's alright…" And slowly, the savage tiger visibly relaxed and even letout a low purr again.

"Right, and do you still want to claim you two are just starting to date, Ralph Wolford?" Said thefemale of the two timber wolves that had come running up, the name she'd called out whip-crakingin that 'You're in serious trouble this time' tone of a scolding mother.

"I… ah, but we weren't…" The wolf on the tigress all but whined, and the tigress' low purr shiftedback to a growl as she tried to gently shake him off her back and face the she-wolf.

"WAIT!" Bellowed the police chief, hoof out in a stop gesture as he moved to interpose himselfbetween the two new timber wolves and the tigress. "Mrs. Wolford, hold off please until we have thesituation under control. This is a savage mammal situation, mating season triggered or not, and thetigers not a pack member so all you're going to do is aggravate her."

"She isn't yet…" Mumbled the female wolf angrily, and crossed her arms before glaring at theyounger wolf with the tiger. "This is one of the reasons why we have set courtingprocedures, Ralph!"

The younger wolf seemed to wilt under the glare, and shrank down behind the tiger he was stillholding onto with both paws. The tiger, on the other paw, snarled viciously at the she-wolf nowpartially blocked by the bull.

"Dude!" The boar said in a low voice to his partner, now far more relaxed since the police werehandling the savage tiger and they were effectively sidelined. "This is like watching theCOPS and the Bachelor all in one! All they need is a filming crew."

"Pretty sure they already have that." His partner said, motioning over towards where one of the ZZNfilm crews that had been filming report segments around the park throughout the day had comeracing up to the scene. The video crew was already busy filing away while the reporter was on acellphone speaking quickly and hurriedly like they'd just struck gold.

"Mrs. Wolford," the chief of police said, with a familiar exasperation, like this wasn't the first timehe'd had to deal with that particular she-wolf, "you can reprimand him all you wantonce this situation is resolved, and I get done reprimanding him, just like any other time you've hadto come to pick up one of your wayward strays." The she-wolf harrumphed, but seemed to accept

that, and The Chief of Police looked back toward the tiger where she'd backed the wolf up to acorner between two food stands amid a conspicuous gap in the seating where mammals had movedout of the way. "Now, what the hell happened here?" He asked, nearly grinding his teeth, though hisvoice was surprisingly calm and non threatening. Even still, the tiger shifted, looking back and forthbetween the bull and the she-wolf, a low pervasive snarl emanating from her.

There was a short, cut off snicker, and the bull's head snapped over to a hare with odd fur stripes andan arctic vixen that were casually watching the whole scene and eating peanuts like they were in adrive in theater.

"Savage, Damnit!" The bull snapped, glaring. "Can you not go on a single miss-" He stopped andcoughed before continuing, "*ehem* trip to the park without it turning into a complete disaster?!"

"I do have a reputation to upkeep, you know." The hare replied nonchalantly, then made a small oddhop like someone had stepped on his toes and the vixen next to him spoke up.

"Sorry about that Bogo, but it is winter, after all. Piling a ton of stress onto someone at the peak ofwinter courtship, plus whatever Wolford did," there was an indignant 'Hey!' from the wolf, "-wasabout as good of a way as I can think to make her go savage… well, unless you attacked hercubs…" The vixen shrugged and popped a few of the peanuts into her mouth before continuing. "Allwe really need to do is just leave her alone for a minute or two and not irritate her," she added withemphasis and a sharp look, "… and she should snap out of it. Simple as that."

The Bull followed the vixen's look over to another odd vulpine/lapin couple peeking over anoverturned table, one of which had a tranq pistol out and looked about ready charge into the fray.

"Wait, aren't those two the cops from the nighthowler incident?" The boar whispered behind his hoofto the other security guard, who was also staring at them. "The ones that the news was sayingare also a secret couple?" There was a twitch in the bunny's ear and what might have been a blush,and he wondered if maybe he hadn't said that as quietly as he thought he had.

"Hopps! Wilde! Stand down!" The Bull snapped, just as the wolf hanging onto the agitated savagetiger shouted at the vixen.

"And what do you mean 'plus whatever Wolford did'?" He asked accusingly. "I didn't do anythingbut try to calm her down!" The tiger's head followed his voice to the vixen and growled at her.

"Well," the vixen replied, seeming unconcerned by the savage mammal growling in her direction,"she was only really pissed before you booped her nose. That's what set her off."

"Ya, and so what?" The wolf replied indignantly, taking a firmer grip on the tiger's neck as her growlincreased to a snarl. "When I did that before it stopped her in her tracks! It's like Nadine's resetbutton."

"Oh you've got to be kidding me!"

The sudden outburst quieted everyone and the boar looked over at his partner who'd facepalmed ashe'd spoken. Then looking up and realizing that everyone's attention was on him, he spluttered for anembarrassed second. "I, ah… well, if he's been dating her, he should know what that means!" Thesecurity guard said, waving his paw towards the wolf who was staring at him with utter confusion.The tigress, on the other paw, looked at the guard and bristled before bearing all her very impressiveteeth at him.

The siberian tiger's eyes got a little wide as a very low hostile growl started emanating from the

tigress, and he lifted both paws in a surrendering gesture, before leaning back on his segway, zippinga few feet backwards.

"Woah! Hey! I want nothing to do with this! Not interested! He wins, all yours!"

The tigress made a chuffing sound before turning and rubbing her head and neck against the stillconfused looking wolf's chest.

"And just what exactly should I know about what that means?! Offt! Hey Nadine?! Stop!" The wolfsaid, confusion clearly evident in his voice as he was nearly knocked off his feet by a particularlyvigorous rub on his chest from the tigress's head as she started purring again. "Um, Hey, Nadine…ah, you know your, ah…" he started blushing as the tiger continued, now rubbing her whole chinand neck along his front, pushing hard enough to back him up against the food stands behind them.

"How have you been dating a tigress and not know about that?" The security guard repliedincredulously, still from the spot he'd zipped back to. "Booping isn't like a reset button, it's likethe launch button, the Huston we have lift off button. Hell, there are memes about it! Haven't youever seen one of those 'careful pushing that big pink button' memes? The ones over a picture of atiger's nose? Or one of those pictures of a mushroom cloud and 'Boop!'?!"

"Noo! No I haven't!" The wolf said, his voice gaining an edge of panic as his ears splayed back inalarm while he blushed furiously. "Nadine! My parents are watching! Can't this wait?! –oohf!" Hewas knocked back against a shaved ice drink stand as the tigress jumped up, paws on his shoulders,and gave his muzzle a lick. And then bopped him soundly with her nose, purring loudly. That got astartled noise that almost sounded like a Meep! from the wolf, followed by a alarmed yelp as he losthis footing and balance under the weight of the tigress' paws on his shoulders, slipped, grabbed forthe counter of the stand behind him, and managed to bring the counter cloth and all its contents downwith him as he and tiger hit the ground in a clatter.

Most of the bottles of flavoring narrowly missed hitting them and bounced off, but the big elephantsized container of shaved ice at the end of the stand was yanked forward as the cloth was pulled outfrom under it.

It teetered for a second in the middle of the now bare counter top, then flopped over on its sidewhere, upon its lid popped off, and a small avalanche of the snow-like ice dumped on top of the two.

Bogo glanced from Fangmeyer in a full-on savage state as she pinned Wolford against a shaved icefood stall, to Wolford's mother, who looked about ready to wade in and try cuffing both of them likethey we're naughty puppies; to Wilde and Hopps peaking over an overturned table and, to him atleast, looking like two kids that had caused a mess and were hoping their parents didn't spot them;and finally, to Savage and Skye, who were watching the whole scene with apparent amusement, liketwo terrible babysitters that were watching gleefully as the kits tore down the house, and groaned tohimself.

I should have known better than to call in that favor from Savage. Bogo mentally fumed. There wassome irony in there somewhere that Savage seemed to be wreaking his plans to play reluctant cupidon Valentine's day via savage tiger, but Bogo dismissed that. He had bigger concerns.

He'd been in all sorts of crazy situations throughout his police career, but he had to admit that thisone ranked damned near the top for its sheer bizarreness and liability to turn into a full on disaster atany moment.

And the fact that Fangmeyer of all mammals had gone winter savage?! Well, honestly, it

wasn't too unexpected that it had happened to one of his officers; it was winter, after all. Winterinduced frenzies happened, that was just part of life, especially in the big city with so manymammals, but Fangmeyer? She'd been one of the last he would have expected it from; Wilde was atthe top of his watch list for signs of losing it though he'd been holding it together… mostly, andWolford wasn't that far down it either, though he'd been remarkably stable through the last fewwinters. But Fangmeyer?

And it couldn't even be at home or in the office away from the public where this kind of thing usuallyhappens. Oh no. Couldn't even be just a little bit of winter peak either, but a full on savage episode!Gah! Why does life seem to hate me?!

There was a guffawing laugh in Bogo's mind that reminded him far too much of Wilde followed by abrooding voice saying, Serves you right for turning to the Wilde side!

And if that wasn't enough, those two voices were joined by a thirdgoing, DOOMED! DOOMED! with a bleating cackle.

Bogo quashed those irritating thoughts. Now wasn't the time to be creatively introspective, (hepreferred that explanation to the idea of voices in his head). One of his best teams was half savage atthe moment, and the other one was looking flustered and nearly ready to snap as well.

Bogo mentally shuddered at that. The thought of those two little hellions losing it was terrifying. Asavage tiger was bad enough, but for what Wilde and Hopps lacked in size they seemed to make upfor in pure chaos.

Wait… can a bunny even go savage?

There was the briefest pause as he contemplated that, contemplated not just any bunny going savage,but Hopps going savage… and a shiver ran up his back. He Did NOT want to find out. If any bunnycould, it would be her. Hell, if someone said she couldn't go savage, she probably would just toprove them wrong.

Doooomed !

Bogo refocused, ignoring that ominous hair-raising thought that had sidetracked him. Right at themoment, things were non-violent, and he wanted to keep them that way. Wolford was possibly indanger by getting rubbed to death, but Bogo was sure he'd had a hand in making this mess and feltquite willing to throw him to the wolves- well tiger first in this case, if it kept it that way. TheSavages were staying out of the way, along with most of the onlookers, which was probably for thebest considering what their 'help' had resulted in so far.

Though I'm going to ring that Hare's neck when I get the chance, 'handle the situation' my right hornhe did!

And if he could keep Hopps and Wilde from doing something WildeHopps-ish to aggravateFangmeyer, like, oh, say… shooting her, then they might get away without anyone having to go tothe hospital. (Tranqs took a few seconds to take effect and what that tiger might accomplish in thosefew seconds worried Bogo… a lot. There were too many mammals close by and thiswas Fangmeyer, after all.)

Bogo's attention snapped back over to the tigress as she booped Wolford and started purring, only forMrs. Wolford to shoot them disapproving looks.

And if things weren't bad enough, I'm going to have to deal with the Savannah Central pack

alphas… again…

Bogo could feel another headache coming on, Fangmeyer wasn't one of her pack, but Wolford sureas hell was, and he didn't even want to start thinking about how that was going to mess with theconvoluted and obscure rules of pack law. 'Pack law' only held limited actual authority in regards toreal laws, but he was sure he was going to get his ear talked off by her ad hawk lawyering.

Gods, and by the time all of that is done, Bess and I are going to have missed the concert!

Bogo almost felt like weeping at that thought.

Doooomed!

Then there was a crash and clatter as Fangmeyer and Wolford hit the ground with most of thecontents from the food stand behind them and a small avalanche of ice too.

Bogo's shoulders slummed in resignation as everything seemed determined to go to hell and heprepared himself to intervene.

There was a yelp and an even louder yowl from under the small mountain of ice shavings followedby a high pitched screech of, "COLD! COLD! COLD! AGHHH!"

Fangmeyer nearly came flying out from the pile, shaking herself furiously. "GAHH! GoodGODS that's COLD!"

Bogo, just about to charge in, barely managing to stop himself as he looked on in surprise.

Fangmeyer continued to jump around and grabbed the back of her shirt, flopping it back and forth asclumps of ice shavings fell out from under it. Her whole body shivered violently before she finallystopped and turned back to the wolf stuck in the snow drift, looking at her in mild shock.

"Ralph!? What the Hell?! Did you do that?! Because that's NOT Funny!" She reached over andplucked him out of the pile before backing away from it like it might attack her… again, "Don't wehave enough to worry about with Megan and my neighbors running their big… mouths… off…"She trailed off as she looked around and noticed that everyone was staring at her.

Huh… well… I sure wasn't expecting that to snap her out of it… Was about all Bogo could think forthe moment, though the thought was followed shortly afterwards by an almost giddy, Maybewe will make it to the Gazelle concert *Squee!*

"What?" Fangmeyer asked, a bit unnerved before spotting him staring at her and went from lookingunnerved to looking down right terrified. She glanced quickly between herself and the Wolford andfinally back at him, her eyes going wide.

"Ummm… sir, I can explain! We weren't interfering in the… uh, anything… I mean we were, just…just here for some fun, just friends out enjoying the festival!" She managed to squeak.

Ah-huh… that sure explains why they're here today at least… guess Clawhauser's attempt to looklike nothing was going on probably had them worried. Bogo wanted to sigh. He used to think thathaving officers that didn't care enough was the worst problem he might ever face, but sometimesnow a days he wished that maybe they didn't care quiet so much. Well… no, that wasn't true, thatwas part of what he thought was so promising about these youngsters, but if they could just add a bitof common sense to their good intentions and initiative, it would make his life so much easier.

Bogo thought about how he wanted to respond to her panicked statement and ended up just raising

an eyebrow.

Might as well give her some more rope and see what else she confesses to.

The sudden silence in the food court lengthened and Fangmeyer gulped.

"Oh were you now?" Bogo finally asked in a voice so calm that most criminals found it terrifying (itwas one of his favorites and he'd worked on it for years. He was rather proud of that voice.)

There was another gulp from the tiger and Bogo couldn't hold back a snort as he watched her. Hepointedly looked at Wolford and repeated what she'd said in that same, oh so calm voice, thoughthere might have been the faintest hint of sarcasm in it this time, "Just friends out to enjoy thefestival?"

The tigress glanced down, following his gaze to her paw where she'd been brushing the ice offWolford only to see the big heart shaped sticker with 'You're Purrrfect!' that was clearly visible dueto her efforts. Her face seemed to try to blush and drain of color at the same time to a ratherinteresting effect on her orange, black and white fur. Wolford's gaze followed hers and he grinnedgoofily, his tail starting to wag… only for it to stop when he glanced at Bogo.

"Ummmm…" Wolford seemed to freeze up while Fangmeyer hurriedly tried to explain theirsituation,

"I, ah, sir, um, not what it, uh, looks like, I mean ah, sir, we were planning… ah, I meanplanning on ah…" She glanced back at him, meeting his still upraised eyebrow, and her face seemedto decide on its choice as the blood drained from it and she hurriedly finished in one fast statement,"Sir-I-swear-we-weren't-hiding-our-relationship,I-mean-we-only-just-started,are-going-to-start-dating-and-we-were-absolutely-going-to-tell-you-Monday."

Bogo sighed and put his hoof up to his temple and rubbed at it.

Gods, was I ever that young and idiotic and in love? He saw Bess out of the corner of his eye as shewatched the two young officers with gleeful delight, and he grunted.

Had to ask a stupid question…

"Tomorrow. Noon. My office." He said sternly, looking back at the two officers before him, both ofwhom now looked exceedingly worried, "And you'd better have the Department's InternalRelationship Declaration forms already completed, and scheduled yourselves up with the MammalRecourses for their 'Proper Workplace Conduct' training sessions for those in workplacerelationships, if you want there to be a chance of convincing me that you two can still work as a teamand I should sign the waiver to let you two stay together as partners instead of breaking you up andtransfer you to different precincts."

Just because he'd been a young in love idiot once upon a time too, didn't mean that he'd let them offeasy. Anyway, a good old-fashioned Chief chewing over would make sure that they thought twicebefore goofing off or making out while on the clock.

Bogo managed not to snort as he watched the built up tension in his two officers ease. He was aboutto order them to clean up the mess they'd made and call his work here done. He had his plan forWildeHopps to get back on track and darnit, he had a concert to get to with Bess, after all!

"They won't be making that meeting tomorrow, Chief Bogo." Interrupted the authoritative voice ofthe female Alpha of the Savanna Central pack and Bogo, grimaced.

Damnit, forgot about them.

"And why not?" He replied, trying to keep his voice civil. The concert would be starting in just afew minutes, and he did not want to have to deal with this headache right now.

"Because they are going to be getting married tomorrow at noon." The she-wolf said, crossing herarms with a look that just dared him to try and challenge her on that.

Bogo grimaced again before flinching at the ear piercing, "wwwhhhaAAATTT?!"

"wwwhhhaAAATTT?!" Nadine felt like she'd just had another mountain of ice dumped on her asshe stared open jawed at Ralph's mother. The last few minutes had seemed like a nightmare, the TVinterview, WolfEyer, getting dunked in freaking ICE. It was all like one long nightmarish blur andshe just wanted to run away and hide from it all. She hadn't run away from anything (well, anythingbut Ralph's confession) since she was a little cub hiding from thunderstorms under her blankets inbed, but that was looking like an increasingly good option, (especially if there was a certain wolf alsounder those blankets to snuggle with while he told her it was just a bad dream.)

Ralph's mother -and what by Rajah's striped tail was she doing here?!- shifted her gaze off of thechief and narrowed it on her.

"Oh, don't you even try to argue, young women! Not after flouting all our traditions and sneakingaround with my son!-"

Nightmare, had to be a nightmare. The craziest, weirdest, oddest nightmare she'd ever had.

Nadine swore to herself that once she woke up she was going to find Ralph and ask him out formallyand make sure that nothing like this nightmare ever happened for real. Now if she could only wakeup.

"-I won't have anyone trying to run him out of our pack in disgrace because of what you two havebeen sneaking around doing. You marked him so you're By The Gods Going to Marry Him!"

"I… WHAT?" Dream or not, that caught her by surprise, "I, but, I DID NOT!" She said adamantly,and turned to Ralph so he could back her up.

Ralph only blushed, looking conflictingly embarrassed, happy and terrified all at the same time, histail apparently unsure if it wanted to wag or curl under him, tried to do both.

"Ralph?" Nadine asked quietly, a pleading note in her voice.

"Don't even try to deny it. You marked him so much during that little savage outburst that a skunkblinded mole could smell it." Ralph's mother said accusingly.

Ralph, for his part, didn't help as he looked at his feet, shuffling them hesitantly for a second, beforecautiously looking back up at her and visibly blushing. Then, just when she didn't think her currentnightmare couldn't get any worse, it did and some bits of the past few blurry minutes of thisnightmare started coming into full focus.

She hadn't. "I didn't!" Savage? Her? "No, not possible," She was staring at Ralph, Ralph who wasn'tdenying any of it, wasn't telling her it wasn't true, Why wasn't he telling her it wasn't true?! "Ralph,tell me that's not true!" Nadine only just realized that she'd been more speaking her panickedthoughts out loud than just thinking them, when Ralph responded.

"Nadine, you, ah, kind of did go full 'Winter' there… thought that, ah, might have been my fault…"He said as he looked down, mumbling. "You were kind of freaked out and I, um, tried to calm youdown… by, ah…," he winced slightly, giving her an apologetic look, "booping your nose…"

Boop

Ralph had booped her. Booped her right after he'd found out what her bite this morning meant tofelines.

Boop

He'd booped her.

Boop

Don't freak out, Don't freak out, Don't Freak Out!

Boop

"Okay, Fine! I might have gone a little Winter Crazy there, but I did not mark you yet!" Nadinepractically shouted, then winced as that last word came out, she hadn't meant to say that bit out loudeither.

"I haven't…" Her words die as she took in Ralph's expression. She knew that expression, it was his'how do I tell Nadine she's dead wrong?' expression.

Nadine grabbed both his shoulders and started sniffing him.

Ears. No. Head. No. Muzzle. No. Chest. Oh Crap.

Traces of her scent were all over him from spending the day running around the park, but his chest,the whole damn front of him didn't just have traces of her scent; it reeked of her scent. That scent. Itsmelled stronger of her than she did. It was like he'd washed his shirt in her scent.

An idea clicked into Nadine's mind. A crazy absurd idea, but it was that or snatching Ralph andrunning for it.

"Ha!" She said loudly turning back to his mother, a slightly crazed triumphant smile on her face,"I didn't mark him, I only marked his shirt!" She gestured, emphasizing, "My Shirt!"

Ralph's mother gave a dismissive snort, but Mr. Wolford actually broke out into an amused laugh.

"I like her, Cassy. She's got spunk like you."

"Not Helping!" Mrs. Wolford hissed back at him, though it looked like for a second she might haveactually smiled.

"Okay, how about this then." Mr. Wolford said with a grin, giving his wife a peck the cheek beforehe turned to look back at Nadine and Ralph with an almost amused air. "So Nadine, or should I callyou Naddy? Your parents said that's what they liked to call you. Anyway Naddy, care to explainwhy you marking his shirt while he's wearing it, means your only claiming the shirt and not him,too? Hummm?" He added, grinning like a teacher waiting for a student to try answering a trickquestion.

"I, ah…" Nadine's ears pinned back, "uh…" Crap. Ralph's mother was smirking at her now, too."Uh…" That smirk made another idea click, and Nadine pointed an accusing claw at the she-wolf.

"Because you've been trying to set up my boyfriend with other dates! That shirt ought to make itdamned clear that I have first pick on him!"

"So, you admit you two have been dating then." His mother said, smirk widening like she'd justwon.

Nadine tried not to snarl back at her. "We're dating as of right bloody now!"

"Uh-huh," her smirk was the epitome of wolfish, "and how do you want to explain his mark onyou?"

This time, it didn't feel like she'd been dunked in ice; it felt like her very blood had turned to ice.

She can't know that! Ralph doesn't even know that and I've been hanging out with him all day!

"I, I h-have n-no idea what you mean!" She barely got out just as Ralph bristled, saying, "I haven't!I wouldn't, not without asking her first! I… Nadine?"

Damnit! I should have just kept my mouth shut! Ralph was looking at her with a confusedexpression, clearly having caught the odd tone in her voice.

"Son," his father spoke up, still seeming to enjoy all of this, "did you forget how to use your nose, orhave you just been thinking about other things all day? It's faint, but I can smell it from here."

Ralph's nose started twitching, sniffing, and Nadine felt a flare of panic rise within her again.

Don't freak out, Don't Freak Out! He must have just guessed! The deodorants covered it up all day,he wouldn't be able to smell it through all…

Ralph's nostrils flared and his nose angled toward her, sniffing more rapidly as he took a step closer.

freak out, Don't Freak Out! Nadine could feel her attempts to hold it together failing as Ralph's nosecame closer and he stood on his toes, bringing his muzzle nearer to hers.

Sniff, sniff, sniff, pause… sniff...

"Ralph, come on, you know you haven't…" Nadine said a bit shakily. His eyes had closed and whenhe reopened them momentarly, they seemed glassy and a bit distant.

"The deodorant's gone…" He mumbled before his muzzle touched the spot he'd marked thismorning, and he took one more long sniff.

Gone?! GONE?! How could it be gone ?! It's not like I've… showered…

The boat flipping…

getting dunked…

toweling off...

Fuck.

It must have washed away most of the deodorant…

Okay, time to Panic yet?

No, hold it together, just hold it together...

Ralph's sniff ended and his eyes popped back open, a look of near savage intensity behind those puregold eyes that froze her. She couldn't breath, she couldn't think, she couldn't look away…

"Nadine? When? I- when? I don't remember… this morning? All that deodorant… But… but, whydidn't you…"

She already knew the question that was coming. He was going to ask her why she hadn't justrejected him if she didn't want the mark. Why she'd hidden it instead of telling him no. Which had asimple answer, one she just hadn't wanted to admit yet, not even to herself, because she knew shewouldn't have been able to tell him no. Ralph was looking at her, looking right at her, a nearlyprimal longing and fear in his eyes, a look that broke her heart into a thousand little tiny pieces...

Okay time to panic! Time to panic !

Nadine grabbed Ralph's muzzle with both paws preventing him from saying anything further andthen tried to figure out what to do next.

Crap!

She couldn't take that look, she just couldn't, and his parents were right there and they were in themiddle of the freaking park, and the Chief was staring stone faced, and Judy was looking on wideeyed, and… and…

"Ralph," Nadine whined in a terrified whisper, "everybody is watching us here! I'll answer as soonas we get away from them all and I can explain, just, just… shush about that until then,okay? Please?" That last part was a full on whine and she hoped he understood what she was tryingto say with her eyes.

Ralph didn't say anything for a moment, but then that half wild panicky look in his eyes faded a bitand he nodded slightly.

Nadine sighed, and then just because she couldn't resist with how utterly relieved she was, kissed hisnose quickly.

"Well, now that you two have that sorted out, why don't you come along with us." Mr. Wolford saidpleasantly, clapping his paws like her whispered exchange with Ralph had settled the issue. "Naddydear, your parents are coming in by train in a bit and I'm sure they'd like to see you as soon as theyarrive."

Annnd Nadine's relief vanished, her tail spiking like it had been yanked.

"Oh, nooo, no, no!" She said turning back around and unconsciously using Ralph as a shield, "Thatis not going to be happening! I'm sure they're ready to see me, but I am in no way ready tosee them!"

I don't think I could survive another one of their 'talks' today, that phone call was bad enough!

"You don't mean that." Mr. Wolford said cajolingly. "They want to have some time to talk to both ofyou before the ceremony tomorrow, and there's some other details that need to be finalized first, too."

"Ceremony?!" Nadine's voice was going high again.

Mrs. Wolford rolled her eyes. "Yes, the wedding ceremony. Now, hurry up, because we still need

you to try on the dress to make sure it will fit and-"

"DRESS?! WEDDING?!" Rajah save her, how had she forgotten that from just a minute ago?

"Um, look Mrs. Wolford," Nadine tried saying calmly, though she sounded anything but calm, hellshe felt anything but calm, "I appreciate all your support and everything but this is all going a bitfast," Nadine grabbed Ralph's paw and took a step backwards, "and Ralph and I need to discusssome things." The she-wolf's eyes narrowed on her, and Nadine took another step back, pullingRalph along with her, "And there will be No marriages tomorrow! Now if you don't mind-"

"Oh, there's going to be a wedding," the wolf said and reached over, pulling a piece of paper out ofher mate's pocket and snapping it open at them to display some legal looking document. "And youtwo are going to be there." Nadine tried to take another step back, but Ralph had gone stiff at thesight of that piece of paper. "We have a signed court order saying so, and if you two try to run, I'llhave him," she pointed over to the Chief, "cuff you and drag you along."

"You can't do that!" Nadine said, her jaw dropping and she turned to Ralph gesticulating wildly."She can't do that! Can She?! … Ralph?"

Ralph gulped and looked back at her his ears and tail down and limp, "Actually Nadine… shemight…"

"WHAT?! HOW?!"

"Because he's one of our pack, little miss kitty. You probably should have read all the fine printbefore starting to date a wolf, and certainly before you took my son as your mate." Mrs. Wolford saidwith a victorious little smile.

Nadine looked over at the chief who was grimacing in annoyance, which was a very bad sign, andthen around in a panic as if someone might be able to help her.

Stupid wolves and their stupid back woods lawyering.

Bogo's teeth started grinding again in irritation. Just when he seemed to get one problem solvedanother got in his way.

What else is going to go wrong? He thought darkly for a moment as Fangmeyer started glancingaround desperately, like she was looking for any way to avoid being dragged off to the gallows. Theair of panic the tiger was giving off had a bit of worry shooting through the more disciplined part ofBogo's mind. Fangmeyer snapping again from the stress would certainly not be good. Not good atall. If he could only…

Bogo's phone rang disturbing his irritated and worry thoughts.

"WHAT?!" Bogo bellowed, nearly breaking the cellphone as he yanked it out of his pocket, andinadvertently silencing everyone in the vicinity. Everyone except the mammal on the other end of theline.

"Chief!" came an insufferably gleeful and upbeat voice amid a cacophonously noisy background ofcheering mammals, "Where is everyone? The concert is about to start! *Squeal* OMG OMG Thereshe is! *Squeal!* Chief I thought 'The Plan' was to already have them here? Where is everyone?"Clawhauser's voice was momentarily cut off by a booming 'Helloooo Zootopia!' of his personal idoland something small and innocent deep inside Bogo seemed to break and cry as he realized that theconcert wasn't about to start but was starting right that moment.

And don't forget the plan, that disciplined part of his mind tried calling over his internalweeping, Missing the concert is just a life ending tragedy, missing the concert and having the planfail would be a world ending disaster!

There was a cracking sound in his hoof before a small popping noise and Bogo looked down withdismay to look at the crushed remains of his phone.

"Well, as fun as this all has been I think my work here is done and it seems that we're late," piped upa confident voice as Jack reached over and took Skye's paw.

"Congratulations!… I guess? on your wedding tomorrow," Skye added with a small jaunty wave asshe starting to walk off with Jack, then added with a wink, "Though if you do want to see theconcert first I'm pretty sure that you actually need to be served the court order before you have tolisten to it."

There was a silent pregnant pause.

"oh, right!" Hopps sad suddenly, her ears snapping up, her voice in 'here's the law' cop mode, "Theyactually have to hand them the order before it takes effect!"

The bunny stopped and looked up, as if the implications of what had just been said sunk intoeveryone.

Doooomed !

Bogo had a moment of terrible foreboding as his mind shouted, No, no, no, Wait!

But it was already too late. The food court erupted in chaos.

Fangmeyer grabbed Wolford as his mother dashed forward, order in hand, and the tiger leaped asidejust in time to avoid her, bowling over tables and chairs as she rolled.

Hopps and Wilde as all the other mammals in the area, went scrambling out of their way as tablesand chairs went flying.

"GREG, GET THEM!" the she-wolf shouted amid the bedlam and Bogo hit the ground as a flippedtable sent someone's dessert plate flying past where his head had been a moment before.

Bogo looked back up just as Jack and Skye ran past, still holding paws as the hare grinned broadlyand shouted, "See you at the concert Mason!"

He could feel a vein pulse angrily in his forehead as he ineffectual bellowed after them to get backhere and help.

"Cassy! I got her! I gotttahhhhhh!" Bogo looked up just in time to see Wolford's father, who'd beengetting dragged along clinging to Fangmeyer's tail, get sent flying as she whipped in a tight turn, onlyfor the wolf to collide with his wife who'd been about to jump on the tiger as she carried Wolford inboth paws like he was some stolen prize.

Fangmeyer, with a nearly feral look of panicked in her eye, threw Wolford over her shoulder anddropped, sprinting away on three paws as she held him, only for Wolford's parents to untanglethemselves and cut off her escape.

"Fangmeyer!" Bogo starting to yell as she turned again, only to go wide eyed himself and duck asthe terrified looking tigress vaulted over him, using his back like a spring board and the Wolfords,

just a few steps behind her, crashed into his front toppling him backwards.

Not Good, Not Good… was about the only thought that made its way through his mind as he trieduntangling himself from the wolves and watched as Fangmeyer, ears completely flat against herskull, sprinting pell-mell for the street.

"Hopps, Wilde!" Bogo shouted out of desperation, pointing after the tiger, "Make sure she doesn'trelapse!"

There was military crisp, "Yes Sir!" from Hopps and she took off like shot out of a gun, Wilde onher heels and Bogo cringed, almost immediately regretting his order as the do or die amount ofdetermination in Hopps voice sent another wave of ominous foreboding through him.

"Hah, Told you I had seniority!" Judy yelled sprinting toward the park security guards that Nadinehad just bolted past.

"Still doesn't sound as good!" Nick shouted, just behind her, "But what's the plan because we'renever going to catch Fangmeyer in a foot chase!" Judy for her part just smirked as she fished herpolice badge out of her pocket.

"I know! That's why we're not going on foot!" Judy shouted back before jumping up onto the frontcontrol panel of the tiger security guard's segway, sending it bobbing back and forth, "PoliceEmergency! We need to borrow this!" she shouted waving her badge with one paw as the startledguard practically fell off his vehicle in surprise.

"Whoah!" Judy said, the sudden absence of the tigers weight sending her and the controls dippingforward and the segway zipping ahead right at Nick.

The fox yelped, leaping right before he got run over and clutched at the vertical post of the segwayas it rocketed forward, Judy dangling from the controls.

"JUDY!" Nick hollered his voice rising with concern as he looking toward where the segway washeaded.

"On It!" she said and swung her body to the side tilting the controls. The segway spun in a tight turnnearly clipping the Chief as he disentangled himself from the wolves that had run into him andheading generally back in the direction Nadine had gone.

"Carrot sticks!" Judy cursed as she over corrected and tried flinging her body back in the otherdirection like a gymnast on parallel bars, "These didn't look that hard to control!" she said irritatedly,over corrected again and just barely missed hitting the guard from whom they'd borrowed thesegway as he dived out of the way.

"Maybe because this one is just a little big for us beginners?" Nick yelled from below and Judyscoffed indignantly though she was grinning widely. She thought she was getting the hang of this.Swinging her body to the side again, Judy managed to dodge a bystander and get them going mostlyin the right direction before she felt a paw grab her swinging foot and then something solidunderneath it.

Judy glanced down seeing that Nick had gotten himself fully onto the segway and was standingunder her, one paw with a white knuckled grip on the segways vertical shaft and the other holdingher hindpaw on his shoulder. Grinning fully now, she settled her other foot on his other shoulder andstood on tiptoes, now just barely able to actually see over the control panel.

"Oh this is much better!" Judy shouted with glee as she deftly zigzagged their way through a newscrew that had been setting up, sending mammals scurrying out of her way but not so much asbrushing the cameras as she shot by.

"Ready Nick?" Judy asked, the adrenalin and excitement flaring in her, all the uncertainty andconfusion of her whipsawing emotions and thoughts from the last few minutes vanishing before thesimple straightforward orders from Bogo.

"NO!" Nick shouted in response though she could feel him setting his feet in a firmer stance. Nearlygiggling with excitement Judy pointed forward and shouting like some salty sea captain, hollered"Full Speed Ahead!"

Nick grumbled something about 'Crazy' but the rest of what he said was lost as he leaned forward,and her ears started flapping in the wind as the segway accelerated even more.

"There getting away!" The she-wolf on Bogo yelped, scrambling back to her feet and stepping right

on his snout in the process, "Come on Greg or we'll lose them again!" She was about to go sprintingoff after them when Bogo saw Bess's hoof shoot forward, grabbing the wolf and yanking her backonto Bogo… just before there was a blur of squealing tires that flashed by just inches in front whereBogo's face was. Bogo gulped involuntarily as he thought he felt the segway barely clip his horns.

"Careful there Cassandra!" Bess said chidingly, as the wolf regained her balance and shot her aquick smile before taking off after Fangmeyer again.

"I owe you one Bess!" she called back, her husband shooting Bogo a smile and quick grinning'Sorry Mason!' as he followed her.

"Then make sure you save us seats at the wedding tomorrow!" Bess shouted after them as shereached down and helped Bogo to his feet.

He only groaned.

The sound wasn't because he was hurt at all but because he was pretty sure he knew what he'd bestuck doing tomorrow and it would involve sitting through a gods awful long ceremony in his dressuniform.

"Bess, whose side are you on?" Bogo asked grumpily as he brushed off the dust on his clothes.

There was a shout from behind him of "Official Business! We need to borrow that!" and he turnedjust in time to see the other park security segway nearly burn rubber as it took off after the first one,leaving both security guards looking after their vehicles in bewilderment.

"Oh, just the side of happily ever after," Bess replied smoothly and leaned in to peck his cheek,"And since I am, I think we need to go after them and make sure that the other cute little couple ofyours gets their happily ever after too don't you think? It would be a shame if your plan falls apartafter all the work you've put into it."

"And how would we even catch up to them?" Bogo asked morosely, his thoughts thinking of howhis plan seemed to be falling apart piece by piece. Well that and how Fangmeyer seemed on theverge of going savage again, and most importantly of all, how they were missing the concert right atthat moment.

Bess only hummed thoughtfully her gaze traveling over his shoulder. He followed her eyes to see anelephant security guard pulled up on another segway and looking at the disaster scene of the foodcourt with open trunked disbelief.

Bess gave him one of her smiling looks, full to the brim with giddy unrestrained excitement andBogo groaned again even louder.

"Skye, why that was just down right evil!" Jack laughed as they ran paw in paw, skye just ahead ofhim. Well, Skye was more skipping than running, but he was trying to ignore that. Not that he hadanything against skipping (except what secret agent ever skipped through an assignment?), no hewas trying to ignore it because Skye was using every skip to swish her tail in his face.

Swoosh

It was annoying… and highly arousing... frankly it was annoying him because of just how aroused itwas making him…

Swoosh… flick

The tip of her tail just caught the tip of his nose and he could hear the foxy smugness in her voice

"Oh that was just fun, you haven't seen evil yet Mr. Savage! Giggle."

Swoosh

Jack wanted to disagree, he was pretty sure that 'evil' was a gorgeous arctic vixen that had him by hispeanuts.

Well… maybe more wicked than evil… But I might have to investigate that further… Jack mussed, asSkye skipped again, the motion showing off the rear quite nicely even as her tail swooshed across hisnose interrupting his view.

Yes, Jack thought seriously, looking at the possibly evil, possibly wicked vixen in front of him, Imust investigate further, for the safety of Zootopia of course.

Swoosh- Squeeeeal-

Jack's ear flipped up and back at the squealing sound, and, as Skye took her next skip, raising up onone foot, he pulled on her arm, spinning her around like a top and out of the way of the barely incontrol segway that shot past them.

There was another giggle from Skye as she shifted in the spin only to fall draped on his othershoulder, one paw still in his and the other around his Neck

"Jack! Tut-tut," Skye said demurely, even batting her eyelashes vapidly, though she was grinning thewhole time, "We can't start dancing here! That's for the concert, silly!" She tapped him on his nose,then leaned in to kiss him. Only to stop a hare's breath away from his lips and giggle teasingly.

Jack managed to resist… for a about a second, then closed the distance to kiss her. Only for Skye tostep back with another giggle and pull him forward.

He stumbled at the unexpected move, flopping forward just as another commandeered segway toshot past where he'd just been. His faceplanting fall though was broken by something, twosomethings in fact that were quite soft.

"Why Jack! That's terribly forward of you!" Skye said scandalized, still in that dainty voice, "I- Imean, in public *gasp* I thought you were a gentlewabbit!" Jack looked up as her chest vibratedunder his chin with a giggle that she was barely keeping contained.

"Skye," Jack said in firm voice, face still nested between her breast, and she giggled out loud thistime smiling down at him.

"If you call me a 'wabbit', one. more. time. you can forget about the concert because we'll begoing straight home so I can show you exactly what the difference between a rabbit and a hare is!"

Jack felt Skye's tail wrap around his legs as she leaned down close to him and breathed huskily intohis ear.

"Ohh… That is such a tempting offer my… wwwrabbit." she smirked and nipped his ear, beforesprinting off dragging him along by the paw, giggling furiously, "But I want to Dance before we getto that!"

Skye's giggles were cut off though as yet another segway, this time an elephant sized one wentzipping by them, only for Bess to lean out behind Bogo and wave as it shot past.

"Toodles! We'll see you at the concert!" she called back at them gleefully as they disappeared downthe road.

Skye came to a stop staring, before she crossed her arms and huffed.

"Why does everyone but us have segways!" She turned to him looking like someone had just stolenher lollypop, "Jack, if you can get us to the concert before them, I'll take back everything I said aboutyou being reckless."

"Throw in a kiss and you've got yourself a deal-mmphhhh." Jack's ears snapped up in surprise asSkye grabbed him, giving him a whopper of a kiss.

It wasn't a gentle or a sweet kiss, though it tasted delightfully of cherries. And, Jack thought as Skyepulled away, it wasn't nearly long enough either.

"Now how about you get us to that concert, so we can continue that?" Skye asked, a rumbly purr inher voice.

Jack grinned.

"Reckless was it?" he asked looking around, before his eyes stopped on an unlikely possibility,though…

His ears were already up so he turned them, feeling which direction the late afternoon breeze wasgoing in, then grinned more.

Maybe not so unlikely… and it's not like it would be the most reckless thing we've done either…

"Come on," Jack said to Skye, leading her across the street, adding, "segway's are just silly, I'll getyou there in style."

"Well," said one of the park salesmammal's, an elephant holding a huge stack of cotton candy conesin one hand and a small mountain of balloon's in the other, as Jack pulled Skye to a stop in front ofhim, "I think I know just what you're looking for." And using his trunk, pulled a heart shapedballoon off the cluster and handed it to Jack.

"That'll be a buck unless you two want some cotton candy as well." The elephant asked holdingdown the stack of cones for him.

"Why that might be perfect," Jack said selecting one of the cones and handing it to Skye beforepulling out his wallet and glancing up at the balloon, looking rather dubious.

"You know though… I don't think just one balloon is enough to express how I feel for Skye," Jacksaid shooting her smirk and pulling out a rather large bill, "how many will this get me?"

"So umm… Nadine?" Ralph asked tentatively, over the sound of her huffing breaths as he wasbounced around on her shoulder, "Does this mean we're eloping?"

There was almost a growling sound from Nadine as she sucked in air, still sprinting for all she wasworth, before snapped between breaths, "That depends!"

"Umm… Depends on what exactly?" Ralph asked his tail starting to wag. There was another loudergrowling sound from Nadine, this one more far more possessive while the last had been more vexed,and with a silly grin Ralph tried desperately to rein in his tail that was flapping in her face.

"Depends on whether we escape!" Nadine snapped out, her breaths a bit short as she gulped in air,"any ideas. On where we can. Can escape to?" she asked the strain of carrying him while sprintingall out starting to show.

"Umm…" Ralph thought furiously for a second. It was going to be damned hard to throw his parentswith the fresh scent trail they'd be able to follow now, and to make things worse, while Nadine wasfaster in a sprint, she didn't have the sheer endurance he and other wolves did. His parents would runthem to ground before too long, especially with Nadine already flagging.

Ralph turned his head around to see where they were going, then grinned.

"Nadine hold up for a second!"

She stopped, one paw going to her knee as she panted hard, and he scrambled down off her shoulderbefore grabbing that paw with his, "Quickly this way, before they catch up!" Ralph shouted and ranover where a line of different sized carriages were lined up, all festooned with Valentines day heartsand streamers. Ralph ran up to one of the larger ones, a rickshaw with two Zebra pullers who lookedat them curiously as they ran up.

"You two sure look like you're in a hurry," the first said zebra said with a snort, "What, did youforget what time the concert started?"

The second zebra reached over and cuffed the first behind the head, hissing sharply, "Be polite to thecustomers!" before turning to them and clearing his throat, "Ehem, sorry about that, Where wouldyou two like to go this Valentines day, fares are-"

"Concert!" Ralph barked, nearly shoving Nadine into the seat and climbing up behind her. Ralphturned to them as the first zebra laughed, the second now looking slightly irritated and pulled out hiswallet grabbing all his remaining cash without even bothering to count it and shoving it into theZebra's hoof with a, "and Hurry!"

The Zebra stared at his hoof for a second before saying, "Right away Sir!" now looking anything butirritated as he pocketed the wad of cash and grabbed the pull bar, "High ho Silver!" he whinnied tohis partner, "You heard our fine customers, to the concert! Fast as we can!"

The cart jerked hard, sending Ralph stumbling backwards as it was lifted and both Zebra's threwtheir weight into the pull bars. Nadine's paws hooked him, pulling him into her lap before he couldfall and Ralph tilted his head back, looking up at Nadine upside down and grinning goofily.

She looked down at him, still panting and after a few moments as the cart picked up speed, herbrows furrowed.

"What?" she asked and his grin got even goofier.

"You." he almost sing-songed, his smile almost to the point of bursting, "like me!

The blush that crossed over Nadine's face was the prettiest thing he had ever seen and made his tailthump wildly against her.

"Not, just 'like' like," he continued, "but 'like' me! You, Nadine, LIKE Me! NadineFangmeyer *LIKES* Me!" " Ralph nearly howled jubilantly.

"Shut-Up!" Nadine squeaked in a high pitched voice, blushing even more as he leaned his head backagainst her and crowed, "She LIKES Me! She LIKES Me! She LIKES Me! ME! Nadine LIKES-"

Nadine snarled and kissed him.

"She's Crazy! She's-" Nick muttered as the segway accelerated to speeds he wouldn't have thoughtpossible and his heart rate picked up its pace to match out of sheer fright.

Such silly looking vehicle shouldn't be capable of reaching such speeds, he thought. It wasn't right,there had to be some rule or law against such terrifying ridiculousness, he didn't care if it was biggerthan him, it was still a silly vehicle! And as such, it should have been restricted to silly vehiclespeeds, like Judy's Meter Maid Joke Mobile.

"-Crazy, absolutely crazy! Crazier than the craziest vixen! I'm in love with a crazy daredevil vixen-bunny!" Nick continued to mutter under his breath as he shifted his balance, following Judy's lead asshe maneuvered through the crowds on the street.

"Whoo-hoo!" Judy hollered above him in excitement as they zipped along after the tiger in thedistance and Nick made the mistake of looking up at her. His fearless little bunny, full of excitementfrom the chase was smiling broadly in a way he found terrifying and beautiful, her ears and shirtflapping in the wind (and giving him teasing peaks of snow white belly fur) as she hooted andpumped her fist. The sight scent a pang of heartache through him, though that was only a problemfor a second because his vision whited out as his upturned nose, right below the level of Judy's bellygot a full blast of excited bunny.

The scent rolled through him, causing some primal part to howl in his mind like Wolford had earlierand he was lost for a few moments, his mind only able to focus on his bunny, how she smelled,how close she was, how he needed her.

Judy's foot snapped him out of it, as she shifted sideways, one foot still on his shoulder and the othernow stepped right onto the top of his head, as she posed pointing forward and gleefully shouting"Onward, Onward!"

Nick leaned forward again following Judy's command without even thinking about it while he triedto recover from that momentary loss of control that had him sinking his claws into the plastic of thesegway and breathing raggedly. He tried to take in a full breath but found that he seemed to behaving trouble breathing.

"I see them Nick!" Judy shouted, pointing forward to where the two were scrambling into a carriage,"We're catching up!"

"Not before we do!" shouted another voice as Wolford's parents on another segway roll up besidethem.

"Hey!" Nick said, to surprised and out of breath to say something witty, but then managed to gaspout a, "CopyCats!"

"Be careful who you're calling a cat!" Wolford's mother snapped, shooting him an alpha glare thathad his tail instinctively curling up under him.

"What the Hell?! That was uncalled for!" Nick snapped back at her, and muttered darkly about abuseof the canine codes, though he didn't meet her eyes directly.

"Sorry foxy, but Mama Wolf's worried about her pups and on the warpath! So I'd say out her way!"Mr. Wolford called from behind the she-wolf, an arm wrapped around her waist as she drove. "Nowif you don't mind…" he said jovially and waved at them while Mrs. Wolford leaned forward likesome manic motorcycle racer and started to pass them.

"Hey, stop!" Judy shouted angrily, seeming more vexed than anything else by the wolf's maniacalsegway driving skills that were as good or better than her own.

She leaned forward, Nick following suit, pushing their vehicle faster and catching up.

"You can't do that!" Judy shouted over, as they came up alongside the other segway, "They need tosort out their feelings for each other without you making them go crazy!"

The she-wolf huffed like that was the stupidest idea she'd ever heard.

"Oh yes I can!" she shouted waving the court order at them again, "And they've already made theirfeelings for each other abundantly clear." she said just as they all clearly heard a howling shout of'She Likes Me!' from the carriage they were chasing and Mrs. Wolford gave an exasperated eyeroll,pointing forward, "Their just being two love sick idiots now! This is the best thing forthem! Them and the Pack!"

"But!... But!" Judy stammered, seeming unsure of what to say for a second, "You're still makingthem go crazy! And parents shouldn't interfere with their kids love lives!"

"Oh and I suppose your family wouldn't get involved in your love life?" the wolf said with alaughing bark, and Nick could feel Judy shiver at the thought.

"N-No! They wouldn't!" Judy said defensively, shifting on Nick's shoulder and head uncertainly, asthe wolf snorted disbelievingly.

"Fine! So they might! … A lot…" Judy snapped, before leveling a figure at the wolf, "But thatdoesn't make it right! I wouldn't ever do that to my kits!"

"Oh?" The she wolf turned her head giving Judy a penetrating glance, "Are you sosure you wouldn't want what's best for your kits? Humm…" her sharp glance shifted to Nick and hegulped hard, suddenly terrified of this she-wolf.

She knows! Some instinctual part of him screamed in alarm at the wolf's piercing look, She knows!She Knows I'm in love with Judy, She knows I want to start a family with her. I'm screwed! Screwed!She knows!

Nick barely heard Judy's nearly incoherent stammering as his ears flattened themselves to his skull.

"I'll tell you what Ms. Hopps," the wolf said with a smile that turned Nick's blood cold with fear asshe looked back at Judy, "Why don't you help me catch Ralph and Nadine and I'll see if I can't helpyou with a few of your… relationship *ehem* frustrations…" she tapped her nose slyly, smilingwickedly at Judy, though her eyes glance ever so briefly at him, at a point right over his heart on hisshirt, as she added, "I bet I know 'somebunny' that loves you."

Nick's hackles stood on end just as Judy squeak-screeched, her legs going stiff and pushing downhard on his and sending their segway slewing for a second.

"Don't listen to the Evil She-Wolf!" Nick shouted in panic looking up at Judy again as she correctedthe segway, "She's out to get Nadine and You and…"

Your cute little tail, his mind added as the world's cutest little tail bobbed right in front of his eyessuddenly and thoroughly entrancing him just as her scent sledge hammered him again, even strongerthan it was before.

Nick was literally knocked out of his stunned state as the two segways collided, their wheel rims

squealing against each other.

"You Can't call a Bunny Cute!" Judy nearly screamed, her voice almost vibrating like some angryembarrassed hornet.

"What? I'm just repeating what he said!" Snickered a wolf's voice, "Now, help or get out of the waybefore that 'cute little tail' of yours gets hurt!"

Nick froze as there was an unintelligible sound of pure embarrassment that might have been Judy ormight have been him, just before the two segway's collided again.

Nadine had kissed Ralph to shut him up, but his jubilance and joy bled over into the kiss and beforeshe new it she was being kissed, and then kissing him back. Her heart hammering, nearly beating outof her chest as the kiss went on and on, her paws holding her wolf close to her, unwilling to let go.

"Dude!" one of the zebras muttered, "Seriously?! Why does everyone have to make out duringcarriage rides?!"

"Because, Dufus," the other answered, "it's Valentine's day, and for the amount they're paying us forthis ride, they can snog all they want, now Pull!"

Nadine blushed at the commentary and broke off the kiss before trying to hide by disappearing intothe seat of the rickshaw. Her efforts though were foiled by Ralph.

"You like me." He mumbled between breaths as he laid back against her.

Nadine grumbled noncommittally, lowering her head to rest on his shoulder. He didn't say it again,but she could feel the word, that real L-word he was tip toeing around, in the way his smile pulled athis muzzle as he turned and nuzzled her.

"Fine," she grumbled into his neck quietly, arms still holding him close, "I 'like' you." His tailthumped even harder against her leg and Nadine could feel herself starting to blush furiously so sheasked him a question to distract herself.

"Why are we heading to the concert?"

"Because," Ralph nuzzled her again, the motion making warm tingling feelings spark and flutterinside of her, "first, it's a Valentine's day concert by Gazelle and I'm taking the girl that I like andthat likes me to it." She grumbled again nuzzling her nose deeper into the crook of his neck,"Second, if you remember what Clawhauser said to the Chief right before we ran, whatever is goingdown with Judy and Nick's mission will be going on at the concert and we should still be there toback them up. And third," he nuzzled her again and Nadine might have made a sound, just a smallsurprised sound, certainly not happy little mewing sigh, "because it will be packed and we should beable to lose my parents in the crowd,"

The mention of his parents made Nadine shiver and clutched him tighter.

"I am not ready for that," Nadine groaned into Ralph's neck and she could feel him nodding.

"Ya, I agree. We need to have that 'talk' you promised first. Preferably before our parents drag us offto get married."

One of the Zebras snickered under his breath as he pulled, nickering, "still afraid of their parents*snicker* now that's funny…"

"Hey!" Ralph snapped his ears going back, "It's not funny! You try having an alpha as your motherand see how funny it is!"

"Pfftttt!" The zebra snorted, before shaking his head, "No thanks! I'll leave you wolves with yourpack silliness and just sit back and laugh at you all! All reasonable mammal's know herds are theway to go anyway!"

There was a metal on metal screeching sound that silenced the Zebra's snickering, followed byshouts and Nadine cringed while Ralph went ridged. One of those voices had sounded an awful lotlike Ralph's mother's.

Almost unwillingly, Nadine looked around the side of the carriage to were both zebras were glancingback to and then wished she hadn't.

"Well, that's my boyfriend's mother," Nadine managed to say, and was surprised at how calm hervoice sounded, "and if you don't want to find out just how 'not funny' she is then I'd suggestyou pull Faster!"

The old goat cracked his back before sitting down on the bench, only for his wife to laugh and pokehim.

"I told you, you should have brought that cane Russell got you for your birthday," she said with asmile as he grumbled.

"I'm not so old yet that I need a walking cane to get around Ellie!" he said indignantly turning up hischin and adjusting his square glasses, "Especially not after Dug put tennis balls on the bottom of it!"

"I thought it made that cane look athletic." The nannygoat chuckled and he huffed, trying not tosmile.

"The next thing you know, instead of us helping those young whippersnappers out with their Rangerscout group, they'll all be trying to help us cross the street!"

"Well, who said streets can't be dangerous adventures all on their own," the Nanny goat saidteasingly, "who knows when us old adventures might need some help from younger ones to crossthose treacherous expanses!"

"You're not old Ellie!" he huffed standing up determinedly, "and there's no street to 'dangerous' thatus young hearted adventures couldn't handle!" he said striking a confident pose… only to wince ashis hip to let out a crack of protest.

There was a squeal of tires, and the old goat rubbing at the joint looked down the street only for hiseyes to widen at the sight of one of the parks valentine's day rickshaws come skidding around thecorner.

He let out a startled bleat, and only barely managing to hobble/jump out of the way as the twoZebra's thundered past, the carriage clattering along in their wake, someone shouting,"FASTER, FASTER! Or they'll catch UP!"

The goat shook his head for a second to clear it as he started sitting up, then blinked in astonishment,pointed to the sky.

"Balloons! See that Ellie!" he shouted excitedly, pointing emphatically at the cluster of balloons withtwo mammals clinging to them and, apparently, eating cotton candy as it started lazily passing across

the street "I told you that fortuneteller said balloons not lagoons!"

"One adventure at a time Carl! Watch the street!" She shouted worriedly just as there was moresquealing sounds and shouts from the direction the carriage had come from.

"That wedding is going to happen! *Growl* Now get out of my way CUTIE-TAIL!" CLANG-SQUEAL

"AGHHH! NO! You Evil Matchmaking Fiend! AND STOP CALLING ME THAT!You don't know what's best for them!"

"JUDY! AHEAD!"

"I- oh Carrot Sticks! NICK, Take the Controls!"

The goat looked up just in time to see two segways bearing down on him, only for the bunny on oneof the large vehicles to swing over to the second flipping like a acrobat, and grabbing the control bar,twisting it, before she lost her grip and went spinning off; the segway the bunny had jumped fromstarted going out of control while the fox riding on it scrambled up the central post.

The goat cringed as the segways veered off in opposite directions, both barely missing him, followedby skidding and crashing sounds as well as a 'Uffffft!' loud enough he heard it clearly without hisstupid hearing aid. Turning around, he saw the two segways skidding to a stop along the road, twowolves sticking tail first out of a large pile of stuffed animal prizes they'd knocked over from onegame stand while the fox was spread eagled against the pot belly of a big brown bear runninganother stand on the other side of the street.

The bear looked down at the fox with a confused expression as the fox slid off the bear's belly andhit the ground with a groan.

Grumbling about the hooligans these days, the old goat started getting up only for the little bunny tocome running up to him.

"Sir! Sir? Are you alright? Here let me help you." and before he knew it or could complain the littlebunny was ushering him across the street.

"Wait! I don't need any help!-" He started saying only to find himself back at the bench next to hisgrinning wife, the bunny already running off in the direction of the segways that the wolvesscrambling out of the pile of prizes were aiming for.

He stared after her and almost wishing that he had the silly cane with him just so he could shake it atall of them.

His wife patted his leg comfortingly, her voice full of amusement as she asked, "Now, what was thatabout not needing help across the street?"

"You okay?" the bear looking down at Nick asked.

Nick replied with a noncommittal groan, then raising a shaky paw and gave the bear a thumbs up.

"Ya… I think so…"

His head was still spinning a bit. He'd managed to grab the controls of the segway and veering itaway from the goat they'd almost hit, only to completely lose control as he'd dangled from the

handles and the segway toppled, spinning out and sending him flying.

"Thanks for breaking my fall…" Nick muttered, sitting up and looked around only to see Judychasing after the wolves as they ran toward the down segways.

"NICK!" Judy hollered, "Their trying to take both! Stop Them!"

"What am I supposed to do?!" Nick shouted back, though he quickly started getting up to futilelychase after them. The wolves and Judy were too far ahead for him to get there in time, and it wasn'tlike he had his tranq pistol or anything… Nick stopped and looked back at the sign over the gamestall the bear was manning.

'3 shots for a $1, Hit the target to Win!'

Judy was running as hard as she could, but Mr. Wolford had already reached the first segway andwas righting it while Mrs. Wolford raced for the other.

"NICKKK!" Judy yelled again right before there was a POP and a cork bounced off Mr. Wolford'shead sending him toppling forward.

"Whoot! Got it on the first shot!" Nick yelled and Judy glanced at him just long enough to see himreloading the cork gun at one of the game stalls and take aim at the she-wolf who was growling asshe picked up the other segway.

POP

The wolf ducked and the cork bounced of the handle bars. There was a curse from Nick but the shewolf was already leaning forward, the segway starting to pick up speed.

Judy leap in a flat dive, just as there was another POP and managed to grab onto the wolf's tailflapping out behind her, only to yelp as the cork buzzed her own tail and ricocheted off her back.

"NICK!" she shouted indignantly only to get a fading "Sorry!" as she and Mrs. Wolford sped away.

"Opps!" Nick muttered as the cork bounced off the heart shaped sticker on Judy's back and clippedthe wolf's ear.

Nick cupped his paw around his muzzle hollering, "Sorry!" as Judy's indignant shout drowned outthe wolves annoyed growl.

"Well, that's not quite how the games supposed to be played…" the bear said scratching his headbefore reaching over and grabbing one of the myriad prizes along the wall, "But you got two out ofthree, and maybe this will help you make it up to your 'Foxy Lady'." He said handing Nick a stuffedsmiling carrot almost as big as he was.

"Thanks." Nick said, slapping down a dollar and taking the stuffed carrot before running towardwhere the Mr. Wolford was getting up off the ground and shaking his head.

"Hey! No stealing our segway!" Nick shouted running at the wolf, gripping the stuffed carrot in bothpaws, "We only burrowed that!", he swung the carrot just like Finnick had taught him with all thosehours at the batting cages, grip tight but not too tight, swing carrying through with the shoulders andhips not just the arms.

POOFT!

The larger end of the stuffed carrot toy smacked into the wolf's muzzle and he yelped, sitting back onhis hunches in surprise as Nick jumped onto the segway… and realized he was too short to drive it.

"Did wu just wack me wid a twoay cawwot?!" the wolf on his haunches asked, holding his nosethough he sounded more surprised than hurt.

Nick turned back to the wolf, lifting The Carrot threateningly.

"Yes, Yes I did, now you're going to drive this segway so I can catch up to my partner or I'll whackyou with it again!"

"Get Off My TAIL!"

"Get Off My SEGWAY" Judy shouted back and clung on tighter, only to yelp as Mrs. Wolfordreached back and grabbed her tail, trying to yank her off.

"Hey! OWW! Tug on my tail again and I'll bite yours!" Judy threatened showing her large nashers tothe wolf. The tugging immediately stopped though she didn't let go.

"You bite my tail and I'll make sure your fox doesn't find your little tuft so cute anymore!" Shesnarled back threateningly.

"Hey! Leave Nick out of this!" Judy shouted back blushing hard, and trying to figure how to getherself out of this standoff… biteoff? and she couldn't believe Nick had said that about her tail! "Andstop. Saying. THAT. WORD!"

"Why? You didn't seem to have an issue when your fox said it!" The she-wolf said pointedly, stillclutching Judy with one paw even as she whipped the segway onto another street in the park, tryingto catch up to the carriage.

"He said it in jest! And only Nick is allowed to joke with me like that!" Judy snapped trying to fighther raging blush and hold back her temper at the same time.

"Joke?!" The Wolf laughed, and continued like she scented wounded prey, "Girl, that was no joke!By Balto's beard! Have you been taking dating lessons from my son because you're being almost asidiotic as he is!"

"I- Want!? NO! Its Not LIKE That! Nick Always jokes like that!" Judy nearly screamed, herfrustration seeming to boil over and she reached back and with a precise punch to the nerve cluster inthe wolfs paw managed to get her to let go.

"OWW! Hey!" The Mrs. Wolford shook her hand, then tried to grab her again, while Judy stillclinging to her tail with one paw tried to stop her.

The fight, if it could be called that, quickly devolved into a odd one pawed slap fest as Judy tried tofend off the Wolf's paw without losing her grip on her tail and falling off.

"Stop being an Idiot and get off so I can go stop my son from being an idiot!"

"I'm not an Idiot! And neither is Ralph! You're messing things up between him and Nadine!"

"Oh yes you are! You're just another lovesick idiot like those two that needs someone to straightenyou out!

"I. Am. NOT!" Judy hollered, slapping the wolf's paw away again.

Judy was holding her own physically but her emotions and temper were frayed and she felt like shewas losing ground on the verbal battlefield, just like she was losing control of her blush. The she-wolf's voice was just so vexingly know it all-ish and every word she said seemed to jab at her,wearing at her that much more.

"Girl you don't think I can't smell how much of a love sick idiot you are?! All that sexual arousal andfrustration and worry, hum?"

"WHAT?! I, You, – WHAT?!" Judy's voice was more of a screech and distracted as she was, shefailed to stop the wolf from getting a grip on her and yanking her off her tail.

The wolf laughed again holding Judy up in front of her, "I almost feel sorry for you! You and thatfox! He smelled like he was in even worse shape than you! Why he's probably been following youaround all winter, scent drunk on your smell and too idiotic to tell you how he feels."

"I- WHAT?! NO!" Judy exploded, She wasn't sure if it was the fact that the wolf had gotten the bestof her and was now holding her nearly helplessly by the scruff of the neck, or that her jibes were likehammer blows to her heart, or if it was that she wanted to believe that what the wolf was saying wasmore than just an attempt to infuriate her (which was totally succeeding) and make her screw up likeshe had. She could feel hot tears, a mix of rage and heartbreak as she flailed and shouted uselesslyfor a second. "You Don't KNOW ANYTHING! I might like HIM but HE LikesSOME STUPID FOXY LADY! HE's told me so!"

The she wolf rolled her eyes in an infuriatingly patronizing way and Judy tried kicking that look rightoff her face, and nearly managed it. Nearly.

Mrs. Wolford pull her muzzle back just in the nick of time, sending the segway careening for asecond before she recovered. Judy For her part only had the satisfaction of a single moment of seeingthe surprised look on the she-wolf's face before the force of her kick and the careening segway senther flipping back and forth as she hung in the wolf's grip.

The she-wolf's face came back into view as her motion dampened out, and the look of stunned shockon the wolf's face felt vindictively pleasing in her maddened state… right until the wolf laugheduproariously.

"Foxy! Lady?!" She barely managed to get out between laughs, as Judy looked at her stunned, "Ohyou are hopeless! You poor little bunny!" Mrs. Wolford laughed again and turned her head,whipping a few tears of mirth off and her shoulder before looking back at the street and then to Judy.

"You think I'm some sort of fiendish matchmaker sticking my nose where it doesn't belong? Well I'lltell you what, since you're a friend of Ralph's, if you help me nab my runaway pups, I'll help you getthat fox you're so obviously in love with. I can Guarantee it. No stupid 'Foxy Lady' is a match forthis 'Matchmaker'!" She said with a nearly feral grin and laugh.

Judy just gaped at the wolf for a second as she hung there by her scruff. The she-wolf had beenrubbing her the wrong way since she'd meet her, what with her excruciatingly irritating with a self-righteous manner, but she also seemed so carrot be damned confident in her assertion.

What if what she says is right? What if she could get me Nick? Judy thought, her heart seeming tostop for a second.

That would be like stealing him! Part of Judy's mind object to the thought of pulling Nick's affection

away from his stupid foxy lady, though another part of her mind couldn't help screaming MY FOX!Feed that foxy lady to this she-wolf! and it was a part of her mind that she was having more and moretrouble controlling, no matter how wrong she felt it was to try stealing him away.

That little voice in her mind telling her not to be selfish, was being buried under her longing, herwant, her need… She'd wanted today to be a special day just for Nick and her, a day she could lookback on and remember when she finally, inevitably lost him to that vixen. But every momenttogether here today had been making it that much harder to let him go. From that frightful moment inthe coffee shop holding him, to all the fun she'd had with him on the rollercoasters and the pictures,to that moment on the love boat, where he'd held her, comforted her, then nearly drove her mad withhis teasing and his 'you know you love me,' until she'd finally broken and wanted to wallop and kisshim.

All of it, from his voice, to the way his fur felt every time she'd snuck the chance to touch him, it allbore down on her, against that part of her trying to be a good upright non-love-stealing bunny.

And what if the Mrs. Wolford's right and he does have some feelings for you too… it's not reallystealing if he likes you too…

That's more the definition of stealing!

It's only stealing if he and that vixen were already together… the thought was wicked and seductive,and Judy couldn't help thinking back on how Nick had said she wasn't interested, how that stillenraged her; A vixen like that didn't deserve his love…

But Nick does Love her, he's even admitted it! Nick the 'never admit anything' actually admitted it!How is that not stealing his love?

Ahhh… but would he admit it if he had feelings for you too? Feelings more than just platonic love?It's possible, you were even going to ask him tomorrow because you don't know for sure. (that, andNadine will rip you a new one if you keep assuming…) The thoughts seemed to slowly eat away atall the reasons, all the logic that was telling her it was a bad idea. She new they were ideas based onher deepest darkest secret wishes but she couldn't help how much she wanted them. You don'tknow… and there was the way he blushed too, back at the food court when he was trying to protectyou… you don't know and it's possible... the thoughts seemed to whisper at her, digging into hermind, … all you need is for that to be possible…

Even if he does have some small feelings for me, he loves that stupid vixen! It would still bestealing!

No… That's just competing for his love… that's different than stealing

"How?" Judy asked before she even realized she'd responded to Mrs. Wolford.

The she-wolf grinned. A terrifyingly wolfish grin.

"Well, I would start by having you and your fox be the bridesmaid and groomsman at the wedding.'Matchmaker' that I am, getting the bridal bouquet to land in your paws will be a cinch and that's onlythe start. I'll have him dumping this idiotic 'Foxy Lady' for you before the reception is even over."

"Are you sure there isn't a way we could work this out like reasonable mammals?" Mr. Wolfordasked as he drove the segway, a note of what might just possibly be amusement in his voice.

"Quiet you! I've got a carrot and I know how to use it!" Nick said from behind him, holding thecarrot like a big fluffy orange rifle and jabbed the wolf in the back with the pointy end… whichdeflated slightly as it nudged the wolf forward.

"Anyway, Bogo ordered us to watch over Nadine and you and Mrs. Wolford seem to be the primereason at the moment that she might lose it again, so no. I don't see how we can work this out."

"We do have a court order, requiring their attendance at the wedding." Mr. Wolford said calmlly ashe turned onto another street and Nick spotted the other segway up ahead.

"An order which hasn't been served yet," Nick countered, giving the wolf another poke with thecarrot just incase he thought he could get uppity with him.

"Sure… but you all are cops, right? Isn't it your duty to help us serve that court order?" he asked andNick mulled that over for a second.

"I'm pretty sure public safety takes precedence over helping you serve that court order." He repliedafter a second, then frowned. Judy looked like she might be in trouble considering how the she-wolfseemed to have hold of her. Nick poked Mr. Wolford again, this time a bit harder.

"Hurry up, that doesn't look good." He said a bit of hardness edging his voice as he saw that Judywas being held by the scruff of the neck with her ears down and arms crossed in a not happy at allrabbit sort of way. Mr. Wolford leaned forward on the segway speeding up.

"Okay, but what if Naddy had a bit of time to calm down? She and Ralph have been together longenough that she should understand how the pack works, well generally at least. This wedding has tohappen, and it has to happen tomorrow. I'm sure you understand why."

"Foxes don't do packs," Nick said flatly, eyes glued on Judy. His hackles finally lowered as they gotclose enough for him to read her expression. She was mad, visibly so, but more like a cross betweensomeone beat me in the ring and Bogo just assigned us Parking Duty. Judy opened her mouth sayingsomething to the Mrs. Wolford and Nick could feel his whole body relaxed a bit as it becameapparent the two were not on the verge of brawling on the moving segway again. "but yes," headded, "I have an idea why it might be important."

Nick shrugged before continuing, "I think you should just leave them be for the rest of the day… andnight, certainly don't mess with them tonight I expect they'll be busy. Just corner them, *ehem* talkto them in the morning." Nick thought for a second before adding, "and if you really want to get onNadine's good side, bring them breakfast."

"That… might not be the best idea…" Mr. Wolford winced, "It could be taken the wrong way, newwolf couple and all, um, tiger-wolf couple? You know…"

Nick rolled his eyes, "Right, you wolves have that funny thing about food. Well bring them coffee inthe morning at least. Nadine can be a bit snarly when she doesn't gets her morning joe at the precinct.Coffee isn't food, and if you really need to be pedantic about it, then call it a deliver and have thempay for it."

Mr. Wolford glanced back at Nick giving him an appraising look, "You sure foxes don't do packs?You seem like you'd be awfully good at it."

"Have to know them to be able to hustle them," Nick shrugged, "I'm sure you've heard from Ralphabout my past."

"Uh-huh, and what are you trying to hustle out of me right now, Mr. Wilde?" the wolf asked acutely,

then followed his gaze to where he was looking.

"Oh, oh! Well, I'm sure I can get my wife to release her," Mr. Wolford said with a laugh that hadNick's ears snapping back and his chest vibrating with a warning growl. The wolf, still grinning,raised one paw in a surrender motion. "Now now, no need for that. I'm sure you could trade my safereturn for her. Cassy wouldn't want me getting carroted after all!" The wolf snickered as Nick jabbedthe carrot into his back again before looked over his shoulder the smaller fox, his expression turningmore discerning.

"You know… you really should just tell her…"

"That, is none of your business!" Nick snapped and the wolf shrugged.

"Right, right. Forgot, you foxes have that funny thing about courting. Well best of luck with that,though if it helps, I'm pretty sure she does like you." he said and tapped his nose.

Nick hadn't thought it was possible to blush and growl at the same time, but he sure as hell managedit.

"And there off to the rails again!" Skye said in an announcer's voice using the cotton candy cone as amock microphone as they floated along above and watched the chaos unfold below them.

"Little Miss Bunny and Mama Wolf Jockeying for control, Wolfeyer now with a comfortable 20lengths lead, Papa Wolf's back on his feet after an his stumbling the restart, but here comes WildeTimes and oOHH! Papa Wolf's down again, Wilde Times passing him! Wolfeyer still in the lead,taking the final turn and entering the straight away to the gates, but it looks like they're zebra's areflagging! Papa Wolf, what a turn! Now being herder by WIlde Times! Mama Wolf and Little MissBunny starting to make up ground, fighting hard! What a Tail fight! Mama Wolf takes the lead! No,Little Miss Bunny, No! Mama Wolf! Its Neck and Neck as the round the final turn!"

Jack was trying not to snicker to loudly at Skye's commentary. She turned her head back for asecond looking behind them.

"Buffalo Bess and Chief Bull still in the backfield but gaining ground, oh and it looks like we havesome new contestants!" Skye said with glee and Jack saw some of the other park security guards,some of which were gaping open mouthed at them as they floated along under his multicoloredbundle of heart shaped balloons, others who were gesticulating wildly and taking off after them.

"Thank goodness we can classify Bogo's little help request as a mission," Jack snickered, pulling outhis phone with his free paw and typing off a message, "It is for the safety of Zootopia of course, but Ican't wait to see how our boss explains this to the park security." He clicked the send button andstarted counting.

He made it to 6 before his phone pinged with an incoming message.

'You did What?'

Another ping.

'You two better have a damned good reason this time. Hold on, I'll get in contact with them andexplain… something.'

"Well that should take care of any hissy fits from the park security at least." Jack said just as hisphone pinged again.

He read the message then turned to Skye.

"Agent U kindly asks that you, ehem, Make sure that rash reckless problem causing partner ofyours doesn't cause anymore 'incidents' for at least the rest of the day."

Their was a snicker from Skye as she took a bite of the cotton candy and offered it to him.

"Why I do believe that our demure little boss might have some plans for tonight!" she said gleefullyas Jack tried to take a bite of the cotton candy and she pulled it away teasingly before feeding him abite, then whispered sotto voce, "Best we better not interrupt that, did you hear the rumors of whatshe did to that assassin that interrupted her last date night? I mean, how is it even possible to stuff awallaby into their own pouch?!"

"Yaa… we might want to avoid that, us being pouchless and all, and speaking of avoiding things,we might want to start getting ready to land if we want to avoid flying right over the concert hall."

"Right you are, we've got some dancing to do!" Skye said with a terrifying amount of enthusiasm.And then looked up at the balloons above them.

"Blue is a ridiculous color for a heart shaped balloon anyway," she said and reached out, using herclaw to sever one of the balloon lines tied to his belt. "why would anyone want to be blue onvalentine's day? And that shade of pink is just too gaudy!" she cut another line and Jack felt themstarting to descend.

"Return the Bunny and nobody gets hurt!" Nick shouted as they pulled up alongside the othersegway and brandished his stuffed carrot threateningly.

"What this cute little thing?" Mrs. Wolford said holding Judy, who had a rather sour look on herface.

"Don't Call her CUTE!" Nick shouted his hackles rising defensively, "You can't call bunnies cute!"

The she-wolf laughed before, smirking back at Judy, who surprisingly, had stayed quiet.

"Well bunny girl, do we have a deal?" she asked, her grin showing of quite a few teeth.

Judy's eyes narrowed slightly and she bit out, "I'm still not going to let you mess with Nadine andRalph right now. You have her too worked up."

The she wolf huffed and rolled her eyes, "Well, if I get to them first, it doesn't matter."

She turned back to Nick and shouted, "Here, you want her, you take her!" and she dropped Judy onthe control bars and leapt across to their segway shouting back, "See you tomorrow bunny girl!"

"JUDY!" Nick yelled as the segway she was on started to go out of control. He swung his stuffedcarrot at the she-wolf but she caught the toy. Nick though, just scrambling up it like it was a rope,before jumping onto the control panel of the segway in front of Mr. Wolford, and taking just amoment to set himself, and snag the vehicle's key, jumped over to Judy's segway as she tried toregain control of it.

Nick wobbled for a second on his landing but recovered and grabbed for Judy's feet, helping hersteady herself.

"GO, GO, GO!" Nick shouted just as there was a shout from the the wolves as it started falling

behind, their vehicle only coasting now.

"What did you do Nick?" Judy asked perplexed as she glanced back at the now not so smug she-wolf angrily shaking the stuffed carrot at them as they made their escape.

"Oh nothing much, just made a bit of a trade," He said spinning the key around on his claw for asecond, before looking back a bit morosely at the fading segway behind them, "Sorry thoughCarrots, I was going to give that to you that stuffed carrot to apologize for that last shot," he held upthe key to Judy, "Will this do instead?"

Judy took the key, staring at it for a second before laughing.

"You sly hustling fox!" she said and laughed again, the sound doing wonders for the worry andconcern that had been eating at him for the last few minutes he'd been apart from Judy.

"Okay slick, let's catch up Nadine and Ralph and make sure they're alright. We might even still havetime to make it to the concert after all of this!" She said jubilantly and Nick smiled at the quick returnof her exuberance. He hadn't liked the expression Judy's had when she'd been talking to Mrs.Wolford. His bunny was supposed to be bright and happy, and seeing her any other way just felt…wrong.

"Right-o Fluff," he said, then grinned, "but if we're still going to the concert, I want you to try outmy dance moves instead of your hip-hop nonsense."

The rickshaw squealed to a stop in front of the gates to the stadium where the roar from the crowdand the concert could easily be heard and the two zebra's nearly collapsed.

"Can't believe. Chased. By wolves. Ridiculous." One of them panted as Nadine scurried out of thecarriage pulling Ralph behind her.

"I think we lost them." Nadine said looking around, her heart finally starting to settle down. Only tojump straight up in the air with a startled yowl as a segway pulled to a stop next to them.

"Gahhh!- Judy?!" Nadine poked her head up from behind Ralph were she'd tried to hide, thenfrowned. Not because of Judy but because of why she was hiding behind Ralph and the absurdity ofit. She was bigger than him and she didn't hide from anything! … except her parents… and now thatshe considered it, Ralph's parents too.

Might want to find a better hiding spot before his parents show up again. Nadine caught Ralphglancing at her, his eyes an intense bright gold that didn't seem like they wanted to look anywhereelse while his tail still wagged in a giddy fashion. For that matter she notice that he still had her pawin his and seemed absolutely unwilling to let it go.

"Judy, Nick!" Ralph said looking over at them and giving them a cheery wave as he moved closer toher side. "Good to see you survived meeting my parents too." The press of Ralph against her and theway he glanced back at her, eyes still that wolfishly bright gold made her heart pick up again, andNadine realized that she'd only just escaped one fire to run right into another.

He's going to want an answer, she thought with a stomach dropping, heart wrenching fright that wasworse than the rollercoasters, He's going to want that explanation about the mark and I'm not goingto be able to stall much longer…

Nadine's thoughts were interrupted as jack and Skye came casually floating down to land a few feetaway, before Jack pulled some sort of knot at his belt and all the balloons above them went lazily

floating away.

"Hey everyone!" Skye beamed, waving a cotton candy cone and taking a bite from it as she walkedpast with Jack grinning fit to burst, "Better hurry up and get out of here, we saw Bogo and yourparents not too far back."

Nadine yelped again, looking back down the road. She was stuck between a rock and a hard placebut she knew which she feared more.

"Wait up!" Nadine shouted, and still holding Ralph's paw chased after the two into the concert.

"Well, looks like we'll get to see most of the concert after all," Nick said to Judy as he watched thewide eyed Nadine turn and hurry into the stadium dragging Ralph behind her.

Judy gave him a half hearted smile as she turned to follow, and the little bit of worry in Nick frombefore came back again. With the adrenalin of the chase fading it was becoming more apparent thatsomething was bugging her, and he didn't know what. Well more exactly he didn't know what of adozen different things from the past half hour might be bugging her.

She could still be upset over the tail thing on the boat, or that gods be damned news broadcast,or… Nick started mentally ticking off possibilities, trying to figure out what was the source of hisbunnies droopy ears while he fell into step besides her, or that Wildehopps thing, or how I called hertail cute, he cringed a bit at that slip up. He liked to tease her with that word but teasing had to bedone right and that had just been him blurting it out.

Then again maybe it was that Mrs. Wolford, Nick thought hopefully thinking of how she'd gotten thebetter of Judy in their scuffle. If there was one thing Judy hated, it was to lose. And while the ideathat it was Mrs. Woldord that had put judy into this despondent mood made him bristle protectively,Nick couldn't help hoping, just a bit, that she had been the cause, because then it's not because ofsomething I did…

Thinking back on it as they made their way through the security check at the concert and into thepacked stadium, Nick remembered that wolfish smirk Mrs. Wolford had on and what she'd askedJudy.

Skye and Jack had broken off and were headed in there own direction and Judy was following afterNadine and Ralph, probably he thought, so that she could keep an eye on Nadine like Bogo hadordered. But even as they made their way through the cheering crowd as Gazelle finished one songand the band began setting up for another, she still didn't look a fraction as cheerful as she shouldhave been, especially at a live Gazelle concert. His bunny should have practically been bouncing ofthe walls with excitement.

Nick's mouth narrowed a bit as he watched and became more concerned. He mulled over histhoughts of why again and finally decided that it was best to just go ahead and ask her. Judy wasalways better at handling things front on, she just needed some help getting started sometimes.

Making sure he didn't seem to be looking at her (while watching her minutely) Nick bumped her hip.

"Hey Fluff, what's the matter?"

Judy looked up at him and put on a smile that he could easily tell was forced.

"Nothing, why do you think something's the matter?" she said too brightly and he stopped turning toher and raising his eyebrow.

"Because we're at a Gazelle concert and your ears aren't trying to fly of your head."

She reached back, self consciously, to feel her ears still hanging down behind her and then lookedchagrined.

"oh…" she looked back and him and Nick raised his other eyebrow as well, "It's really nothingNick," she said looking down and away, "Mrs. Wolford just… just…"

Judy had a look of such confliction on her face that he wanted to reach out and hug her. He almostdid, but then decided to bump her hip again, and grinned at her.

"She's a willy old dog isn't she? Quite the alpha bitch eh?" he said waggling his eyebrows as Judylooked up with a shocked, "Nick!"

She looked around, before hissing at him, "You shouldn't call wolves that!"

"Well, she stole my Carrots so I think it's fair." Nick said crossing his arms and turning his nose up,though he was grinning just a bit now.

"I thought you said you used your traded your carrot for their keys," Judy said back with a lightsmack, and Nick had the slightest momentary bit of panic before he recovered.

"Right, so I did. Traded that carrot for their keys, quite a nice little hustle of a deal if I do say somyself," he nodded as if patting himself on the back, and Judy let out a small but real laugh.

"Stop congratulating yourself for that Slick, now come on we need to keep a close eye on Nadineright now," she grabbed his paw and pulled him along, her ears a bit more perky than they werebefore.

"and Nick," Judy looked back at him for the briefest moment, before continuing in an almost shyvoice, "Thanks for always being there to cheer me up."

"Always Carrots." Nick said smiling and then squeezed her paw just as the next song started up andJudy hopped in place fist bumping the air.

"This is one of my Favorites!" She pulled Nick into a open gap where she could see the stage andNadine, who'd pulled Ralph over to the side in a quieter spot.

"You say that about ever Gazelle song," Nick commented blandly before smiling.

"Well they all are!" Judy said before cheering with the crowd,and giving him a smile, "And I'm notgoing to let that big bad wolf can keep me from enjoying this concert!"

"Apparently not," Nick smirked seeing Judy ramp back up to the over the top enthusiastic bunnyhe'd come to love, then shook his head in amusement, "Not even the biggest baddest wolf of themall, though, I have to admit I'm curious as to what that deal she was talking about was. She lookedmighty confident about it." Judy froze mid hop at his musings, her ears looking like theymight actually manage to go flying off.

Surprised, Nick reacted more on reflex and his arm shot out grabbing Judy as she landed off balance,inadvertently pulling her against him as he tried to stop her fall.

Judy looked up from within the circle of his arms and into his concerned face, a bit wide eyed andmuttered, "Deal?! I d-didn't take any deal!"

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One more Chapter to go. Check back for:

Chapter 15 - IT'S A TRAP!

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Secret Squirrel Division Report:

StarFang's Secrets - The squirrels were going to raid her for ideas but she was so nice that sheoffered to help them. Seriously HUGE Thanks to Starfang for tons of editing help too! The squirrelsowe you one star!

Squirrels heard that there were free peanuts at a viewing of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Wayto the Forum" and may have brought back ideas from this - something about the 'Chariot Chasescene'

Cimar of Wildehopps Turalis - Squirrels gave him a couple of beers then secretly studied him tofigure out how to write slurred speech, then stole his 'twoay cawwot'

MinscLovesBoo- the squirrels tried raiding him again but he was apparently prepared this time andjust handed the ideas over with a sigh and told them to get out.

Squirrels also stopped by 'UP' to take pictures with Carl and Ellie

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Who can say if we shall ever see the Fox and Bunny Kiss?

Well all mammal wisdom is contained in these two words, 'Wait and Hope.'

-'Jack' Alexandre Dumas, The Savage Count of Monte Cristo

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(Why that quote you ask my dear foolish friends whom I delight in tormenting with my Grinchyways?

Because even if it takes 21 years to tunnel out of a prison and meet a bunch of pirates to hatch a

conspiratorial plan to make it happen, I will get my way!

THE BUNNY AND FOX MUST KISS)

Chapter 15 Teaser – Concerts & Conspiracies

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THE CONSPIRACY

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Wham… WHAM… Wham!

A sailor leans over to a nearby officer and whispers.

"Sir do you… do you think the capt'n's, um, alright?"

Wham!

"I mean, that was brutal. Never seen anyone lose it like the capt'n there when he saw that passengerwe picked up. I mean he went completely bonkers."

WHAM!

Officer shakes his head.

"Sailor, you don't understand, that beeping…" shakes head again. "That infernal beeping wouldcause anyone to go bonkers. I don't blame the captain for what he did to that grinch. At least wewon't have to deal with him again."

"Sir, I don't mean that, I understand why the captain keel hauled him, then left him for the sharks. Itdoes let us appease the Great and Mighty Disney for blatantly stealing Zootopia characters whollyowned, copyrighted and trademarked by them for our own purposes and using them in such thingsas silly little fanfics… Besides he scared the pants off us with that recorded beeping sound. Though Idon't get why the grinch thought that was so funny…" The sailor scratched his head then shrugged,"I get we had to do that to find out where he hid the real Fluff nuke and all anyway, so I get allthat… but this…"

WHAM!

The sailor winces at the sounds of sledgehammer breaking rock and angry curses.

Wham! WHAM!

"Sailor, that grinch sold that nuke to a bunch of pirates. We had a hell of a time tracking them downand getting it back. The captain just needs to blow off some steam after all that, that's why we're hereon this little deserted island."

WHAM!

Both the sailor and officer winced.

"Aye Aye, sir… I get that the Capt'n might want to get his mad out… even if we had to detour to doit… but sir… do we even know why the Grinch traded the nuke to the pirates in exchange for astatue of himself?"

Sailor gestures to the remains of the stone statue the captain was demolishing with a sledgehammer.

WHAM!

'And take THAT!' WHAM! 'and That!' WHAM! 'This is for my first ship!' WHAM! 'I hope you rot inDavy Jones' Locker!' WHAM!

The captain screamed more curses as he hammered away some more. The officer shrugged,watching the captain.

"Who knows, that grinch might just have just been a crazy Fluff obsessed egomaniac."

"True… true… it's probably for the best that he's gone… um, you are sure he's gone right?" thesailor asked nervously, looking over to the side.

"Oh absolutely," the officer said, confidently nodding his head. "We got him, and got him good. Wehaven't even heard a peep in months from some of the other unfinished dastardly works he'd leftbehind. They all look completely abandoned. No sailor, that Grinch is gone for good. The captain iseven planning a celebratory feast tomorrow in honor of stopping that grinch fromhijacking our conspiracy."

"So… there's no chance that this things purpose," the sailor gestures toward the statue remains,"might have been as a distraction?"

Officer starts to shrug again then stops.

"Wait… by distraction, do you mean like a trap?" The officer shivered then glanced at the ratherpale looking sailor, "Why on earth do you think this is a trap?!"

Sailor points towards their ship anchored off the tiny little deserted island that once held a tall stonestatue of a laughing grinch that was now no more than a brass plaque between two broken legs. Apile of rubble nearing the size of a mountain as the captain was smashing its remains with asledgehammer.

"Because," the sailor said, going a little paler. "There's some guy that looks a lot like that grinch andis wearing a big pirate hat that's climbing up the anchor line…"

Chapter 15 Teaser – Concerts & Conspiracies

Finnick sat on the roof of his van, overlooking all that he saw before him, and was pleased.

"Hustle them Good By Karma we will."

Zootopia lay out before him in all its bustling splendor from where he'd parked on one of the scenicoverlook high up in the mountain side of western Tundratown.

Still pleased with himself for the part he'd played in taking that slap dash set of ideas Wilde's pack ofover eager well-wishers had made for him and his bunny and hammering an actual workable hustleout of it, Finnick sipped his beer, then frowned and glared at the bottle.

It was only root beer after all, you didn't go into a hustle drunk, certainly not with what he still had todo for this one tonight.

Overcomplicated was one word for it. Excessive was probably another. But then again,they were trying to hustle Nick Wilde. And that bunny-cop was no slouch in the hustling departmenteither. With a set like that as their targets it was go Big or go home.

Zootopia lit up like a gem as the sun started to set.

The last rays of the day shimmering off the towers of steel and glass at the city's heart. Artificiallights coming to life to take up the slack as the heart of the city continued to beat, headless of the timeof day. From there the fading light illuminated the Climate Wall between Tundratown and SaharaSquare; shimmering on one side of the towering edifice as stupendously amounts of heat ripped outin visible waves, only for the light on the other side to glint off the breathtaking clouds off snowbillowing forth as the city dumped massive amounts of diverted water from the mains into it whilethey did their inspections.

The Climate Wall was one of the modern marvels of mammalian engineering that made the citypossible. It was truly a sight to see, especially like it was now, operating at its peak designed outputinstead of the normal sedate, and yet still impressive, day to day operations.

Even after living in the city for so long, Finnick could still feel a sense of childlike wonder as hegazed out over it all and watched as the paws of mortal mammals and their constructions bent thetitanic forces of nature to their will.

Finnick looked at his watch frowning slightly.

They were late.

Amateurs.

Well if the plan fell through because they were late it wasn't his fault, and he'd already been paid.Rolling his eyes, he reached over to his phone shot off a quick message (WTF! W.R.U?) and thentoggled the app for his vans speaker system, downing a bit more of his not-beer, beer.

What should I listen too?

Street beats weren't right for this… if he wanted to listen to Gazelle he'd be at the concert… no thisneeded something to fit the occasion, something to fit the glorious view of all the efforts of hismachinations, well maybe not all his, but he was the one out here now in the middle of it now wasn'the?

Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi by Carl Slothorff? No… Best not chance calling the attention of the godsto oneself when mortals fiddled with fate and fortune on such scales, otherwise he justmight Doom himself. He was superstitious like that.

Sergei Bearkofiev's Dance of the Knights? Finnick snickered to himself, Romeo and Juliet those twoidiots might be, but he rather hopped they didn't die at the end of this, otherwise all this effort wouldbe for naught. Finnick snickered. Better not, it wouldn't be good luck.

He flicked through his list.

Ratikovsky's 1812 Overture was a classic, but they weren't to the fireworks just yet. He'd save thatfor if the two dunderheads actually kissed.

Then he saw it.

The perfect song for the occasion.

Finnick grinned selecting the track, and leaned back as his speaker system kicked on, the subwoofermaking a dull Thump that momentarily rocked his awesome van, with its awesome paint job, beforesettling into a still quiet awesomeness of the first few seconds of the track.

Finnick gazed out over the city past the Climate Wall and the huge Titanic sized iceberg beached onthe sandy shores of Sahara Square that the rippling waves of heat were slowly but surely melting.

He had to give it to Mr. Big and his bears; chiseling that monstrosity loose and arranging for it tofloat down the polar straight only to land right in front of the Palm Resort had been a feat worthy ofthe hustlers hall of fame. It had been like watching the perfectly thrown pitch in baseball, only on thescale of cities.

But his eyes didn't stop there. They continued onto the distant lights from The Pier amusement parkwhich could just faintly be seen glistening off the water on the south end of Savanna Central.

Finnick downed the remainder of his root beer, flipped the old-fashioned glass bottle in his paw andcaught it by the neck, only to proffer it like the baton of an orchestra conductor just as the first soundsof Wolfson Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries boomed out across his view and faint fireworks from thestart of Gazelle's concert could just barely be seen all the way across the city.

Still sitting in a relaxed posture, Finnick casually swept his makeshift conductor's baton out to thesouth, quavering the baton upward with the rising orchestral music as the roiling waves of heatbelched forth from the Wall across the sands of their mammal made desert.

He flicked his wrist as the music changed, growing, rising, his bottle baton seeming to sweep forththe snow being generated by the wall to lay it across the artificial tundra. Another change, anotheralmost dismissively casual flick of his baton, a new rising set of strings on top the previous in themusic and he looked away from the mammal made snow in search of grander forces to hustle to hiswhim.

Finnick reached out with his free paw, making a grasping upraised fist and the brass joined thestrings as the music boomed forth, rising faster, louder, gaining momentum as he pulled forth with hispaw like he was dragging the inshore winds out from the southeast before they reversed for the night;pulling the air over the heated sands of their little desert, pushing some of the heat spewing forth fromthe wall across the city center and into the already steamy mammal made jungles to the northwestwere more diverted water from the mains had been raining continuously since earlier this afternoon.

Finnick stood up, brandishing his baton to the west were other sections of the orchestra would be,adding new notes to join the music while others dipped, only to come back stronger as he raised hisfree paw, the notes cycling, building upon themselves, rising higher and higher with his outstretchedbaton in one paw and conducting claws of his other, and the steam from water logged and heat filledforest homes of the Rainforest rose up as if on his command filling the already cloudy sky over thedistrict.

The full orchestra was now playing, as Finnick conducted, and every time it sounded like the musichad reached its peak and started to fall, he, their conductor would command it, raising his batonbringing the sections back strong, grander, and the clouds to the west continued to grow, rising everhigher into the sky at his urging.

Higher and higher, building with music, roiling and swelling, darkening with their gaining strength.

But as mighty a city as Zootopia and all the achievements of mammals were, it was but a dot on theface of the world; And natures season, Winter, reigned supreme outside of their tenuous control oftheir little artificial realm.

The rising clouds of heat laden water towered over the northwest of the city like mightythunderheads, But they had gotten too big, too high, they had gone past their ability to control; theyhad entered the part of the sky where Nature's season held full sway.

Finnick made a swift motion to the side, releasing his control on the clouds before it was too late,then flicking his baton up, and new, deeper, heavy brass notes swept over the music shamingeverything that had come before with their grander as he pointed toward the sky and the true windshigher up, filled with winter's icy fury, started to grab hold of the clouds, bending them under itsmight.

But a hustle wasn't about taking want you wanted by sheer force. It was about manipulating others toget what you wanted, sometimes to do what you couldn't.

The music thundering from his vans speakers seemed to have taken on a life of its own, and nowFinnick didn't control it. it was too strong for that. So he directed it, nudged it this way and that,urging it with his baton on one side and his outstretched paw on the other.

And the clouds over the city grabbed by nature's fury twisted, folded, gained in power with themusic and changed into a true storm as the winters winds started pushing its newborn creation backtoward tundratown.

Finnick grinned from his perch atop his van, conducting the music and the growing storm that wasslowly starting to pick up speed.

Mr. Big's pitch with the iceberg had been impressive, But Finnick was a true Hustler and it was histurn to take the mound.

The Music Thundered, and Finnick gestured with his baton, feeling the rise of the icy wind, blownforth ahead of the out of control storm, bring with it the first flakes of natural snow.

He gestured with his paw, and a streak of lightning arced across the stormfront facing him, as if toexpress its rage and power; the music roaring, like the herald of this mighty storm he'd provoked.

Finnick gestured back at the town now before the storm, his baton moving, directing the music,almost seeming to direct the flow of mammals below him as they scamper to and fro preparing forthe snow that would soon be unleashed upon them.

The countless snow plows and snow-tracked vehicles moving on the streets below, already workingto keep the artificial snow from the mammal made construct from shutting them down, now seemedto positively scurry with effort and all other traffic started dwindling as mammals hurried into theirhomes to wait out nature's wrath. And Wrath and Fury it was, because the impressive sight of thesnow billowing forth from the Climate Wall was dwarfed by the sheer size of what was now coming.

Finnick laughed, flicking his baton, and another lance of lightning arced between the descendingclouds, the crackle of dispelling static on a scale beyond mammals meshing with his musicannouncing the blizzard that was coming like a furiously growing and unstoppable avalanche.

Finnick gesture with his paw and the music responded, the snowstorm lit with lightning, andmammals scampered.

He conducted the music, leading the orchestra with subtle skill; he gestured with his paw, directed

the clouds, prodding them to follow his plans; He motioned with his impromptu baton, guiding a lineof extra snow plows to work on the narrow deserted mountain road below his spot on the overlookin this nearly deserted part of the town.

A cough behind him broke the rhythm of his performance, and Finnick stopped, spinning angrily tosee who had dared interrupt.

"You were supposed to be here, Five rutting minutes ago, Koslov!" Finnick bit out irately. "Youwould have screwed up everything for plan J if you were much later."

The bear, his face at the same height as Finnick's even though he was standing on the roof of his van,gave a dismissive snort and mumbled something he couldn't hear under the music. His gesture at theVan's speakers and then at the steep, snow covered moutainside next to the overlook, clearly got hismessage across, saying, 'and you playing around with your little boombox could have ruined theplan.'

Finnick snarled something under his breath that would probably have gotten him punched by thebear if Koslov had heard it over the music. But the bear didn't, and he finally grabbed his phone andturned his speaker system off.

"I know what I'm doing for Karma's sake! I know every bit of this town and that soft little songwasn't going to do Rut-all to anyone or anything! That's why I asked you to bring explosives.You did bring the explosives, right?"

Koslov held up a bag in one of his massive paws.

Finnick nodded. "And what about the climbing gear?"

Koslov held up a bear sized fishing pole in the other paw.

Finnick examined it for a second, wonder if this was some sort of joke, then turned to face the bearmaintaining a reasonable expression and not curse.

"And why, by the all that's furry, did you bring that?" There that was nice and calm, "Howthe hell am I supposed to get up or down the mountain with that?!"

Instead of replying verbally, Koslov took the end of the fishing line which didn't have a hook, butwas tied in a loop and dropped it over him, pulling it tight as it fell past his crossed arms, cinching theline tight over his coat at the level of his stomach.

"Hey! What the Hell you think you're doing?! I thought we agreed not to go with the plan where Iwas tied up as bait! I told you I have a better way than that to get them to-"

Koslov grunted, then reeled in the line, lifting Finnick right off the roof of his van. He swung the rodout to the side, Finnick swinging and cursing a blue streak under the upheld end of the large fishingpole. Then Koslov hit the reel released and Finnick dropped a foot with a lurch before the bear putsome pressure on the fishing line turning Finnick's plummet into a slower more controlled drop to theground.

But right before the fox got his feet on the ground, the bear reeled him back up to face level.

"That's how." Koslov more grunted than said, an almost invisible smirk to his normally emotionlessexpression.

"You bears and your godsdamned fishing obsessions!" Finnick snarled, before taking a moment to

think. The setup did seem to work, though he'd much preferred normal climbing gear. With a snarl tohimself, Finnick pointing a claw at the bear. "If word gets out to anyone about this, and Imean anyone... I'LL BITE YOUR FACE OFF! Even if I have to use a Ladder to do it! Mark mywords bear!"

There was a noncommittal grunt from Koslov.

Finnick looked toward the edge of the scenic overlook to the mountain below.

"And if you cast me like some trout bait, I'll do worse than Just Bite your face off!" He snarledmenacingly.

It might have been his imagination but Koslov almost seemed to grin.

"Right, let's get this the hell over with, hand me that bag." Finnick said gesturing and the bear passedit to him. Finnick checked is contents, then slung it on his back.

"Come on, let's hurry up before I end up looking like one of Nick's damned pawsciles. We still needto get to the trap site and ready the bait. Plus I for one want to get the fuck out of this cold and warmup."

Koslov gave short nod and started heading toward the edge of the overlook, Finnick swaying backand forth under the end of the fishing rod.

"Hey and why the hell were you late?" Finnick asked as he swung, arms still crossed irritably.

The bear mumbled something gruffly.

"What was that?" Finnick said, angling his ears to hear better and bear grumbled again, this timeeven more gruffly.

"Wait!" Finnick looked up at the bear in shock, "Did you say you had a date?!"

Koslov didn't reply but the white fur over his cheeks turned ever so slightly pink, and the fur, nowthat Finnick was looking at it, looked ruffled as if it had been hurriedly cleaned. Then Finnicknoticed what looked like the remains of a lipstick smudge at the far edge of his muzzle, a bearsized, kiss shaped lipstick smudge.

Finnick choked back a snicker, pointing at the bears cheek.

"Y-You, might have um, oh hells," he choked back another snicker, "You might have missed a spotcleaning up."

Koslov's bushy eyebrows furrowed as a paw went up and touched the spot Finnick was pointing at,before the bear brought his paw in front of his face.

Then, unbelievably the big brute of a bear, seeing the smear of lipstick on his paw did full on blush.

Finnick couldn't hold back any more and doubled over, clutching his stomach as he laughed.

He laughed good and hard like he hadn't since that little goody two paws bunny had hustled Nickback when they'd first met, laughed right up until his stomach flew into his throat as Koslov releasedthe reel catch, sending him plummeting downwards over the edge of the mountainside.

A/N

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Really? Did you think that after all that waiting it would be that easy? *snicker*

And to think that you fell for that little trap and then are going to walk into an even Biggertrap knowing it's a trap! *Laugh*

Better luck next time! Better keep an eye on your watches!

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Secret Squirrel Division Report:

Cimar of Turalis WildeHopps & Irual, – hustled into beta reading and editing.

Classical Music Community – Currently infuriated at the cavalier abduction and use of their greathistorical works.

Warner Bros. – the squirrels apparently got side tracked watching Bugs Bunny's What's Opera Doc.

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Inscription on Brass Plaque by broken statue:

My name is Zanzarokzymandias, Grinch of Fluffing Grinches;

Look upon my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Chapter 15 - It's A Trap! (Intro Only)

CLASSIFIED: DO NOT READ

THE CONSPIRACY

Full Chapter 15 - Temporarily unavailable on Ao3.

Due to concerns over songs (particularly Disney songs), that were referenced in this Disney Fanficstory during a concert scene (regardless of the transformative nature in which those songs were used)

I've temporary taken down all but the intro to this chapter here while the issue is sorted out.

If you wish to continue reading this story in the mean time, you will have to read it elsewhere fornow.

The whole situation is a bit of a mess, though one that if you take a step back to look at it with someperspective is a bit ridiculous. In the end, this is nothing more than a silly little story written andfreely shared for my friends and others amusement. The problem here originates because Ao3

received complaints about the references in the story to well known songs, not from the owners ofthose songs I would note, but an over zealous individual who along with a few of their internetfriends, see themselves as crusaders against any sort referencing or quoting of songs in fanfics. I

know this because some of those individuals have found some of my personal contact informationand continuously harassed me about this and every other reference I have made in any of my stories

to modern songs. To them I give my standard reply; go look up how the copyright laws workparticularly what is referred to as 'fair use' which is nearly universal. From the way they, and not the

law, see such things, every transformative work or fanfiction story would fall into the category ofcopyright infringement. In addition, even if such use was not already legally allowed, if the actual

copyright owners such as say, Disney, didn't like how I've used or referenced their original conceptsI'd stop simply out of respect for them. But once again, the people that have been privately harassingme and now lodging complaints with Ao3, are not those owners. This however has put Ao3 in a bit

of a hard spot.

This sites administrator that I talked to here, that is trying to deal with those complaints, explained thesites rules are set up to try and function as a very simplified version of of copyright fair use laws, and

that those rules allow for the use of quotes and references of songs and poems and other suchcommon knowledge pieces in a limited manner to try balance legal creative use while also preventing

people from simply taking whole songs and presenting it as their work. In general their simplifiedrule set works pretty well, but then again they occasionally run into issues such as this case; This

chapter is a concert scene that by its very nature references more than a line or two of somecommonly known songs that the characters either partially sing or dancing to. It's pretty clear from

any reading of the chapter that its not simply copy and pasted but used in a integrated transformativemanner, which would normally make it fine since thats exactly the purpose of transformative works

and how they are supposed to be used... but then their getting complaints from some discontents

about it now too.

Frankly its become problematic from them, The usage of the lyrics certainly follows the spirit of whatthe rules here but falls more in a middle ground for technical reasons since the exact rules for the siteabout how much of a referenced song is 'too' much are not exact, which makes sense since the actualcopyright laws depends greatly on the situation of their usage. In the end here, the admin decided to

play it cautious and extra safe by asking if their was a way to modify the story to simply undercut thereasons for those complaints as the easiest solution. It was suggested that I could remove some of thereferences to the songs or completely rewrite the songs to mitigate the concerns, but that would leave

the story with parts where the characters would be acting like mute mimes and take out criticalcontext for other portions of the story; or in the case of completely rewriting the songs, change themto the point that the key parallels and parodys between the song and what is happening in the chapter

are destroyed; So rather than give an inferior mockery of the chapter, I have elected to temporaryremove all but the beginning portion of it while the problem gets kicked up from that admin to their

legal team.

So I ask any of the readers of this story for a bit of patience as I don't know how long this might taketo fully resolve. Writing these fanfics are only a hobby and I only have limited amounts of free time I

can devote at any particular point to writing them and now trying to resolve this issue.

Currently I am also working on an alternative solution so I can cut through all the red tape by goingthrough the laboriously tedious process of tracking down the proper organizational departments that

can give official permission reference those songs

This however might take some time; Currently my request to Dinsey has been queued, as theirdepartment is apparently swamped and their confirmation message stated that they will get around to

it when they get around to it... which could take weeks... So please be patient. To give you all anidea of the headache this is, after a lot of effort I was able to get in contact with someone from thelegal department of the recording studio for one of the songs and I'll give you a summary of what

they told me.

First, after I explained that I was looking to get permissions to reference their song in a nonprofitfanfic I'm write as a hobby, they laughed, then asked why the heck I was even bothering as thatwould be covered under Fair Usage section of U.S. Copyright laws and I wouldn't need to get

written permission to reference or quote the song for such a case. When I persisted, they explainedthat not only is it fully legal, but so long as I'm not trying to pass off the song as my own they have

no interest, as referencing a well known song in such a hobby work has no monetary transaction andthus no royalties due them. In fact they seemed rather amused at the whole situation since theyviewed it as free word of mouth (or in this case written) referral and advertising for their music,

and that would in the end make them money. After that whole explanation though, I was told that if Istill wanted to get 'written permission' that their particular department was the wrong one as theyonly dealt with the copyrights regarding that particular recording of the song which is apparently

different that those concerning the actual lyrics and that I would have to contact a that lyricscopyright holder if I wanted to get, in their own words, 'unnecessary permissions' to reference the

song in my story.

So overall, this might take a while to completely sort out. On the up side I was told thatI'm practically guaranteed to get the permissions once I manage to work through the bureaucratic

minutiae. So apologies again to all the readers, but as unnecessary as this is its just as big of aheadache for me as it is to you all.

Abridged Disclaimer: (I've taken out the full comedic disclaimer I usually include herefor simplicity while I'm dealing with all this. If you wish to read the full thing, you can find it withthe full story posted elsewhere until the issues here are resolved.)

OMG! Is this a Zootopia story? Like taken from that copyrighted Disney movie Zootopia with thatsong by Shikira? Yep, you guessed it. All rights for original characters and songs to Disney or theirappropriate creators.

Chapter 15 - IT'S A TRAP! (Introduction portion only)

"So…" Jack asked, holding back a grin as he and Skye made their way through the crowdedconcert, "What do you think their chances are?"

To any mammals watching them it probably looked like they were separating from the two ZPDcouples that had come in behind them to find their own spot, but Jack could tell from the path Skyewas taking that she was really finding a spot from which they'd have a good view to where the othertwo couples were headed.

Skye let out a small amused snort.

"For Wilde and Hopps? Well… let's just say that I'm betting all in on them finally realizing theobvious. What with everything that's happened I'm a bit surprised they haven't already." Sheshrugged, "But even if they don't soon, with what's planned they'll either figure it out or prove thatthey're so dense they never will… or they might possibly die, I wouldn't put that out of the realm ofpossibilities either. They could make Romeo and Juliet scream bloody murder for all their dancingaround the issue and threaten mortal peril if they don't just get on with it and Kiss."

Jack snickered as Skye grinned.

"As for the other two…" Skye said shooting him wicked little smile, as she rubbed up against hisside, "Given that they've pretty much marked each other, I'm sure that Fangmeyer and Wolford are adone deal by this point. For them, it's going to be just a matter of enjoying the fireworks as theyfigure that out for themselves. That, and watching to make sure the explosions don't accidentallyburn down anything nearby, too."

Jack snorted, looking at the stage were some of the special effects for the end of the last song werefinishing.

"Ya... we might want to make sure Fangmeyer isn't too close to the stage if Wolford's parentsmanage to track them down in here. She might try using those special effects to keep them at bay ifshe gets cornered right now."

Skye let out a low, sweet laugh that trailed off into giggles before she pecked him on the cheek.

"Always on the job protecting the city and its mammals from behind the scenes, aren't you Jack?"She said half in jest and half with a sort of possessive pride and no small amount of love.

"Well, as funny as watching a mammal try to fend off her future mother-in-law with roman candlesmight be, having a Gazelle concert end early really would be a tragedy for the city now wouldn't it?"Jack replied casually even as he stood a bit straighter, chest puffing out from the way Skye's lookaffected him, "Though to be honest," Jack added smiling back at her, "I'm not really doing it for thecity, I'm doing it for this girl I like that really really wanted to go dancing at the concert tonight."

Skye stopped in her tracks and turned to face him.

"You know Jack, sometimes you are just too damned smooth," she said, sounding almost irritated,and scowled right before she kissed him.

Jack grinned as the kiss ended, feeling more exhilarated than even when he was pulling off thehardest covert missions where only that smooth charisma was what made the difference betweensucceeding and dying.

"Too smooth, and too charming," Skye said and nipped his lip lightly before pulling back from thekiss, "I swear, I'm going to find a way to remedy you of that tonight."

She took his paw and led him onto a small opening in the crowd ahead.

"For the rest of the night Jack, you are all mine. I already took care of the issue with Wolford'sparents." Skye said with an evil little grin and waved her phone in her other paw before tucking itback into her pocket. She stopped in the open section and spun to face him, picking up his other pawso she was holding both of them in hers. "All you need to worry about tonight my wwwrabbit," shegrinned devilishly and swayed her hips and tail in counter motion to each other as she started movingtoward him, still holding booth his paws, just as the next song started, "… is whether I can manage tobreak that smooth charm of yours before that little bunny and her fox finally succumb to theinevitable."

Jack's attention had gotten stuck on Skye's sashaying hip motion so much so while she talked andclosed in on him, that his attention on everything else going on around them almost slipped.

It took him a few more seconds than it should have to recognize the song that was starting up, butwhen he did, his eyes went wide.

"Skye!" Jack said quickly a note of dread in his voice as he gulped, "Come on, that's… that's… notfair…"

Skye just smiled at him devilishly, putting more sway into her hips.

"Bess, you know texting and driving don't go together?" Bogo asked over his shoulder as there wasanother stifled giggle from his wife followed by a few seconds of furious tapping.

"Of course," she replied cheerily. "But you're driving, I'm just riding."

"Yes… but we don't have helmets, so I'd like you to be holding on with both hands instead of typingjust in case something… unexpected happens," Bogo said, thinking darkly about what chaos theymight be driving toward, what with Wilde and Hopps and some of his other best officers goingwinter not even to mention how Jack and Skye seemed to be prodding them all on. He groaned as heturned the Segway around the last turn toward the stadium where the concert was and tried to thinkhappy thoughts.

If nothing else, at least he'd get to see the concert; That was a good thing, a very good thing. Andhe'd get to see it with Bess, that was even better. Life couldn't be all bad and chaotic with that to lookforward to… right?

right?

DOOOOOOMMED…

Bogo's forehead scrunched, and he prayed to all the gods that he hadn't just jinxed himself.

"It's cute that you worry so much about me," Bess commented teasingly from behind, "but Isomehow doubt that anything would happen with you driving a Segway, it's not like it's amotorcycle," Bess added with a giggle but after a second Bess's other hoof holding her cellphonewrapped around his waist, her hoof drumming lightly on his stomach.

"You know though, there are easier ways to get me to hold onto you than using that as a pretense."She added slyly pressing up against his back as her arms tightened around his front, one of her hoofswrapped around his stomach dropping just a little lower than necessary.

There was a momentary bobble in the Segway as a jolt ran through Bogo's body and he let out ainvoluntary snort of air, though there wasn't even another bull in the vicinity to challenge. It onlytook him a second to stamp down the involuntary reaction and stop himself from actually stamping aswell but it was too late to hide his reaction entirely.

"On second thought," Bess added with a pleased and rather self-satisfied tone, "Maybe I should keepa tight hold on you so I don't fall off."

"BESS!" Bogo said trying to keep his voice from turning into a surprised bellow as he tried to figureout how he should respond to her flirting.

Dooooo it! whispered an imaginary devils voice in his ear again and Bogo's face turned stony. Youknow you want to! Dooooo it!

Oh, would you stop it already! Came a sullen voice of the bunny angel, though she was missing herhalo as she appeared on Bogo's shoulder glaring at the devil fox whispering into his ear, "You toldhim we'd leave him alone if he did it and he did!"

There was a snicker from the fox as he casually leaned against Bogo's neck and blew the bunnyangel a kiss that had her cheeks turning a bright blushing red.

It's called a hustle, Sweetheart! The fox said smugly and winked at her.

That's- That's- That's- against the law! The bunny stammered her blush growing worse and travelingup her ears.

Is it now? The fox asked with, what Bogo thought was the world's most annoyingly smarmygrin, I'm just helping him along to the end that we all know is going to happen.

You don't know that for sure! The bunny shouted back, though her denial was rather unconvincing,almost like she was afraid that he might be right.

Of course I do, The fox replied, eyes going half lidded as he gazed at her and the angel bunnies faceturned cherry red with her blush, contrasting quite a bit with her ruffled white robe.

You, the fox devil pointed at her, know where this leads, I know, Hell -bless those flying pigs- even

Bogo knows! He's married! As much as that stuck up buffalo butt tries to deny it,he absolutely knows where this is headed! He's just still a giddy love struck fumbling teenager deepinside that sometimes needs a little Push. The fox thumped Bogo on his nose with a paw right asthere was a bump in the road that bounced the Segway and had Bogo bouncing back against hiswife's hips as she held onto him and let out a stifled chortle.

See? The devil fox said dripping smugness, He knows. And if he didn't, then why is this little- the foxlooked up at Bogo from his shoulder and coughed, *ehem* Big cupid, so concerned about makingsure things work out for his officers?

That hit a little too close for Bogo and he frowned fiercely.

The only reason he was doing this after all, Bogo told himself, was because the performance of hisofficers was dropping! It was an issue of the ZPD's morale! Of public safety! Just look what hadalmost happened with Fangmeyer and Wolford today! Mammals could have gotten hurt! He didn'tcare if those two finally figured out the happiness they both wanted could be theirs if they juststopped being so dumb about the whole thing!

Hey! That was a cheap shot Nick! The bunny shouted furiously, We're not allowed to use mammal'shidden secrets like that! It makes them uncomfortable! Let him have his denials if he wants! It's notlike everyone doesn't already know he's got a big marshmallow for a heart already!

The fox just grinned and pointed at himself.

Me, devil. You, angel. He replied pointing from himself to her. You might not be able to, but I can.He can keep his denials so long as he knows he has them. This is why things work for us my bunny,We're two extremes, two opposites and we balance each other out. Angel and devil, Fox andBunny. The fox finished, paw stopping its back and forth to pointing at her as he smiled.

The bunny in turn opened and shut her mouth flushing badly and trying not to look back at him.

Bogo let out violent snort. Wilde and Hopps had obviously driven him to partial insanity given howinsane and sappy his thoughts had become, but that didn't matter. He didn't care about the personallives of his officers so long as it didn't affect their performance and morale. He'd was only doing hisjob, nothing else. He didn't care.

There was another slight bump in the road that had Bess bouncing against his back and her tappinghoof on his stomach bouncing lower again for just a second.

Bogo's whole body went rigid like she'd zapped him with his own taser and he let out anotherchallenging snort of air.

He didn't care about Wilde and Hopps's personal life… but on the other hand, he did care about hisand Bess's.

Doooo it! The devil snickered quietly right into his ear.

Okay, that's it! the heavily blushing bunny angel said putting her foot down and glaring, You want toplay dirty, then I'll play dirty! She held up her paw and snapped her fingers. There was a puff ofsmoke and her angel robes were replaced with devil's clothes, complete with cape and hat, all in aflash of flame.

Your angel wings are still showing, Nick replied with a wink and snicker and then pulled out herstolen halo and fitted it over his own head, But if you want to play devil's advocate for a bit, I guess I

can play the angelic voice of reason for a little while too. The foxes devil clothes shimmereddisappeared. Suddenly he was wearing slacks and a nice white shirt… though in an untucked, loosetie manner that despite clearly not being up to on duty ZPD uniform policies managed to give off anair of relaxed competence. It drove Bogo crazy and he wanted to yell at the figment of hisimagination to tuck in his shirt.

Humph! The bunny devil huffed indignantly, though she was clearly taking the chance to check thefox angel out, No one would ever believe that you're a perfect 'follow-the-letter-of-the-law' angelNick!

Probably not, he replied nonchalantly then placed his hand over his heart and smiled angelically ather, But for you Carrots, I'd try.

The foxes smile hit her with an audible sizzle and crack, and the bunny was momentarily distractedas she put out a few fires on her clothes that her blush caused.

Well then fox, the bunny said now fanning herself with a paw, Since Hell's freezing over why don'tyou and I go and find us a nice warm spot by some fire and leave the Chief alone so he can decidefor himself how to flirt back with his wife?

Are you trying to seduce me away from my mission to help this good hearted buffalo? The foxreplied, looking aghast.

Well… the devil bunny said giving him a look, a small wicked smile playing around the edges of hermuzzle, kissing you obviously wasn't enough to distract you away from annoying the chief so Ithought more drastic measures might be needed, She turned and took a step toward the edge ofBogo's shoulder and flicked her tail at the fox. Mammals always joke about bunnies being good atmultiplying, I'd thought you might want to see if that's true or not for yourself.

The halo over the foxes head drooped to the side suddenly, almost falling off as he ogled the bunniestail. Then he coughed and tried straightening his stolen halo over his head.

*Ehem* Sorry chief but I've got to make this quick, he brought up his paw making a flicking motionand a book with a very familiar figure on the front appeared in his hand.

He started to hurriedly read in grand manner.

Bogo, disciple of the great archangel, she of the horns, listen to her words and do not take counsel ofyour fears or insecurities. Try, and if you fail, get up and try again! Keep trying, TryEverything! Don't give up, Don't give in, Try till you reach that end! The fox looked over at hisshoulder at Bess then winked at Bogo in a conspiratorial manner and whispered, then start with herall over again!

Bogo despite his determination to remain stone faced, actually blushed a bit as the imaginary devilangel fox elbowed him and waggled his eyebrows.

You coming Nick? Judy asked in a voice that held all sorts of devilish promises.

The fox threw the book away and sprinted over to Bogo's other shoulder picking up the nowgiggling bunny as he went and jumped off the edge of his shoulder with her like it was a cliff edgeand they were cannon- balling into a lake.

Justtttt Dooooooo Ittttt! The fox called back as the two imaginary devils or angels or whatevers(Bogo Really Really REALLY didn't care to try and figure exactly what they were) disappeared.

Bess's hoof was still tapping on his stomach rhythmically as she hummed Gazelle's Try Everythingto herself and chuckled lightly, her hoofs occasionally dropping lower to run over his belt buckle.

Bogo decided it was best for his sanity if he just ignored everything those two had said, they werejust imaginary right? Anyway there was only one angel he would listen to and it was pretty clearwhat she would suggest he do with his dilemma.

Bogo snorted again as one of Bess's hoofs went adventuring.

"Bad Bess!" Bogo said chastisingly, swatting her rump with his tail while he tried to keep his voice

utterly stern (and for the most part succeeding except for a slight giggle at the end).

"Sorry! I'm just got distracted by this pair of buffalo buns, I promise I'll hold on and behave!" Shereplied though she sounded anything but apologetic as she pressed up against him and wiggled just abit.

Bogo started to giggle like a teenager, then covered it up with a cough before sternly saying, "Seethat you do."

Bess's hoofs stopped their wandering as she pulled herself a bit closer and leaned against him, restingher head on his shoulder. She sighed in a contented manner, before giggling 'Bad Bess' to herself andkissed his cheek.

Bogo actually smiled (since Bess couldn't see it and the road to the stadium was fairly empty whatwith the concert already going on) Bess was holding on to him humming Gazelle songs again andeverything seemed just about as perfect as life could be.

Then Bogo noted the storm clouds gathering to the north of the city and heard the two wolvesarguing with park security as he pulled the Segway up in front of the stadium.

"We have passes to the concert and a court order!" Mrs. Wolford shouted at the rhino who wassquinting at the piece of paper she was waving.

The guard, either not able to read it in the dimming light of oncoming evening or just too nearsightedto see it properly gave up with a grunt and crossed his arms.

"Doesn't matter." He said obstinately, "Starting a Howl, Commandeering a security vehicle,brawling. We even got a call from ZBI about all the chaos that was going on. Said that we'resupposed to hold you two until the ZPD Police Chief arrived."

"Oh! Cassandra! There you are!" Bess piped up and hopped off the Segway as Bogo pulled it to astop. She ran over to the wolf, with an almost giddy skip to her step, "I was just texting witheveryone else and we think you should probably be brought in on the plan. No reason we can't helpyou solve your little problem while taking care of the other one."

The she-wolf gave an amused snort as Bess came up, "You just really want front row seats at thewedding don't you?" She said with a mocking glare and Bess laughed.

"Not just me! So do the Savages."

"There are more savage mammals?!" The rhino's small eyes went a wide and he started lookingaround wildly.

"No, no silly! We already took care of that little incident." Bess said waving her hoof and the rhinoglanced back at her and blinked.

"And just who, exactly, are you?" The security guard asked still sounding a bit nervous, but a note ofirritation edging his voice.

"She's my wife," Bogo said coming up to the group and the rhino turned to face him, now lookinglike he was starting to get rather annoyed, "And I'm the ZPD Police Chief." Bogo added before theirate guard was about to speak.

The rhino snapped his mouth shut, biting off whatever he was going to say, then opened his mouthonly to freeze for a second, his brow furrowing, as if thinking very carefully about the words that

were going to come out of his mouth before he spoke.

"Uhhhhhhhh…"

It took all Bogo's self-control not to roll his eyes. He paused for a second to take a calming breath,then spoke in his 'on the job' voice.

"Thank you for your help, and we apologize for any inconvenience we've caused the park, but wehave the situation under control and will make sure nothing else happens."

"Uhhhh…" The guard looked back over at the two wolves and Bess and this time Bogo did roll hiseyes.

"I'll be taking charge of those two personally, they won't be causing you any more trouble tonight."Bogo added and the gestured at the two security Segways parked in front of the stadium, "The parkhas our thanks for lending us their vehicles, I take it we can leave them in your hands?

"Uhhhh…"

The security guard said looking at the two Segways and then back to him as if he had no idea whatto do or say or how to even address him.

"Right," Bogo said rubbing his forehead, "The third Segway is down that road near the intersection.We passed it on our way here. Why don't you go get that one and then call the security teams weborrowed them from and tell them they can pick up there vehicles here?"

"Uhhh… right. Yes… yes, I'd better do that," The guard, given instructions from someone in charge,now seemed to be back on familiar ground and nodded at Bogo, "I'll uh… just do that." He noddedonce more and the headed off to go retrieve the other Segway.

Bogo pinched his nose and sighed. His officer's might be over achieving pains in his butt, but at leastthank all the gods, they weren't that dense. Well, not that dense when it came to police work at least.

"Long day, Mason?" Mr. Wolford asked walking up and Bogo let out a loud snort.

"You have no idea."

"Oh… I might." The wolf said grinning and looking back toward where Bess and Mrs. Wolfordwere now having an energetic conspiratorially whispered conversation. The she wolf was grinningtoothily now, her tail wagging in excitement.

"So do I understand it right," Mr. Wolford asked pointing at the two, "that you have some sort ofplan that will help us with our love sick pups?"

Bogo groaned seeing the two excited females whispering together and then looked back up at thegathering storm clouds to the north.

"Had a plan. I had a plan." Bogo emphasized, "But I'm pretty sure the plan is now out of control.Certainly out of my control at least. Lets just hope we don't get caught up in whatever chaos is aboutto happen."

"Come on you two!" Bess called over waving at them and pointing to the stadium where the soundsof the crowd and music could easily be heard, "Lets get in there and enjoy ourselves before thingsstart getting interesting!"

"To late." Greg Wolford whispered to him and shook his head before smiling and following aftertheir wives.

Bogo gave out defeated groan and followed, muttering 'Doomed' to himself.

Judy stared up at Nick as he raised both eyebrows, and tried not to meep.

"What deal?!" she squeaked, swallowing hard, "I have no idea what deal your talking about, I didn'ttake any deal!"

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[the rest of this chapter will be added back once previously stated mess is satisfactorily mopped up.

You can either wait, and sorry but I have no idea how long that could be, but it might be a while,

or go find this story elsewhere were I reside on the internet.

(I suggest either a simple google search if you don't know where that is) ]

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General after notes and Thanks:

Secret Squirrel Division Report:

Cimar of Turalis WildeHopps - The squirrels are now terrified of this beta reading editing typodemolishing monster. They had no idea what they awoke when the snuck into his house and slippedin bits of the chapter into his workload to review! He's crazy (awesome) and insatiable (Seriously?!

this chapter took me months to write and I Reviewed it and edited it and then he came in and startedthrowing out typos left and right and dear god what hath you wrought!? *squirrels now searchingdesperately to find new fluff filled works to appease Cimar* Also seriously? You slipped in analaddin quote? *snicker* kodos

Irual - squirrels report additional typos annihilated by irual, as well as tactful suggestions andquestions during beta reading. Note: Secret Squirrel Division mammals may need counseling to dealwith witnessing the the downfall and future extinction of typos, brought on by beta readers/editors.

Fox in the Hen House - The Squirrels apparently didn't even both to sneak in to his house and stealstuff, they just knocked on his door and asked for advice when they needed it.

MinscLovesBoo - *special note added by the Squirrel Inspector General* It has come to ourattention that a certain renown author *Cough* Boo *cough* may have subverted some of our secretsquirrel division. He is apparently secretly feeding them and challenging them to slip in awesomelittle hilarious quotes of his devising into this story!

eng050599 - Squirrels successfully infiltrated Eng's home pretending to be another actual real lifescientist (apparently a lab coat and mustache-glasses disguises do work) and got him to reviewcertain alterations to underpinning scientific aspects of evolution to ensure that the skewed evolutiontrack presented in this world is, plausibly (take with a BIG grain of salt), workable with knownscience. Or at least not complete junk. Meh. it works, so says the real scientist. Also they stole someof his original story ideas (*cough* Honeywells *cough*) for use here.

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We shall defend our Fluffdom, whatever the cost may be! We shall see them kiss on the beaches, weshall see them snog on savannah's grounds, we shall see them Boop noses in the fields and in the

streets; They shall kiss from Zootopia's Skyscrapers to Tundra's snowy Peaks! We shall neversurrender The Fluff!

-Quote by his grinchness Fluftston Churchill to the House of Common Fanfic Writers

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