The TenCommandments

Exodus 20:3Thou Shall not have any other gods before me.

They knew that they would always have whatever they needed.

Exodus 20:4 THou shall not make for yourself an idol.

They all skipped church to see his new tractor.

Exodus 20:7 Thou shall not take the name of the Lord in vain.

They had to put up that sign to keep out that poor smelly family.

Exodus 20:8 Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.

After they all got married they were so busy they had to move their game to the Sabbath.

Exodus 20:12 Honor your father and mother.

Every day his parents told him to close the door but he never did. Until that wolf snuck in and ate his little brother.

Exodus 20:13 Thou shall not murder or kill.

She was so amazed by its grace and beauty that she just had to kill it.

Exodus 20:14 Thou shall not Commit Adultry.

They always got the same room.

Exodus 20:15 Thou shall not steal.

He claimed that he was just emancipating the innocent.

Exodus 20:16 Thou shall not lie.

He said her dress looked very beautiful.

Exodus 20:17 Thou shall NOT covet.

He just had to have that mailbox.

SAM Gordon