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T.E.S.T.
(To the tune of Y.M.C.A. by The Village People)
T.E.S.T.(To the tune of Y.M.C.A. by The Village People)
Hey kids, here at our great school
We say learning, learning is super cool
And we love it, found out how fun it can be
There’s no need to be unhappy
Hey kids, take a look all around
We said, hey kids, see all the friends that you’ve found
You can learn here, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
(Chorus)
It’s great for us to have a T-E-S-T
It’s great for us to have a T-E-S-T
We’ve got everything for a kid to enjoy
Everything for a girl and a boy
T-E-S-T
It’s great for us to have a T-E-S-T
Building kids way up high
Building families with pride
Strong communities side by side
Teachers, there’s a story that’s true
We said teachers, we help the grown-ups too
We said teachers, build the spirit and mind
And the body feels so alive
That’s when, people just like yourselves
They can come here to help somebody else
And we meet here, because soon we all find
It’s the place to build up strong minds
(Chorus)
It’s great for us to have a T-E-S-T
It’s great for us to have a T-E-S-T
We’ve got everything for a kid to enjoy
Everything for a girl and a boy
T-E-S-T
It’s great for us to have a T-E-S-T
Building kids way up high
Building families with pride
Strong communities side by side
Hey kids, school is for you and me
We said, hey kids, it’s the place to be
We said, hey kids, hold your heads way up high
Cause you’ve got to know this one thing
No one does it all on their own
With tests here, you want Advanced like your friends
And it’s teachers, that has made us today
So let’s ce-le-brate as we say
(Chorus)
It’s great for us to have a T-E-S-T
It’s great for us to have a T-E-S-T
We’ve got everything for a kid to enjoy
Everything for a girl and a boy
T-E-S-T
It’s great for us to have a T-E-S-T
Building kids way up high
Building families with pride
Strong communities side by side
Here for the Test Day
(to the tune of Here for the Party by Gretchen Wilson)
Here for the Test Day(to the tune of Here for the Party by Gretchen Wilson)
Well I’m a paint ball shootin’, well rested, trying, student
that’s fun
I take my books home every night
And my parents think I’m great cause I’m tryin’
I’m here for my peers cause they know that I can, gonna get
a little crazy
Advanced is my plan
(Chorus)
You know I’m here for the Test Day
And I ain’t leavin’ till I get Advanced
Gonna have a little fun, gonna get it done
You know I’m here, I’m here for the Test Day,
I may not be Advanced but Proficient is really good
And if I give it half a chance
For me to make Advanced you know I could
I’ve been working all year just to show what I know
So bring on that test, and I’ll be just fine
(Chorus)
You know I’m here for the Test Day
And I ain’t leavin’ till I get Advanced
Gonna have a little fun, gonna get it done
You know I’m here, I’m here for the Test Day,
Don’t need no teacher testing tutor
Just some time on the clock
Please smack me if I start that testing shock
(Chorus)
You know I’m here for the Test Day
And I ain’t leavin’ till I get Advanced
Gonna have a little fun, gonna get it done
You know I’m here, I’m here for the Test Day!
I Love Taking Tests
(To the tune of I Love Rock ‘n Roll by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts)
I Love Taking Tests(To the tune of I Love Rock n Roll by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts)
I saw my teacher there by the vending machine
He always walked the halls like he was the king
My heart was beatin’ strong
Thumpin’ like my favorite song
And I knew it wouldn’t be long
Till he tested me, yeah me
And I knew it wouldn’t be long
Till he tested me, yeah me, And I said
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I love taking test
So put another A in your gradebook, teacher
I love taking test
I’m gonna take my time and make Advanced you’ll see
WOW!!
I took a seat in my chair as he called my name
I said I was here
To test for the state
The whole class started to moan when he said turn off… cell phones
An then we were movin’ on
He looked at me, yeah me
Time to be movin’ on
He looked at me, yeah me, so I said
(Chorus)
I love taking test
So put another A in your gradebook, teacher
I love taking test
I’m gonna take my time and make Advanced you’ll see
Then he took my phone and turned the timer on
The test was movin’ on
It was up to me, yeah me
I was feelin’ strong
And singing that testing song
Sing with me, Let’s sing
(Chorus)
I love taking test
So put another A in your gradebook, teacher
I love taking test
I’m gonna take my time and make Advanced you’ll see
I’m a Test Day Hero
(To the tune of Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson)
I’m a Test Day Hero(To the tune of Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson)
Well I ain’t ever, been the basic type
No I can’t let my teachers down, cause they want me to do right
In the classroom, or when I’m at home, or on a field trip that is
tight
I got plans to pass this test, and make them proud that’s right
My teachers think I’m crazy, or they may think I’m bored
But when they see my high scores, their jaws will hit the floor
Hey I’m a Test Day hero
I want that Advanced grade
I’m a citizen for the future
And I say hey world here I come
I keep my classroom grades up
On my report card all year long
And I’m learning all the words to this long ole testing song
So here’s to all my teachers that make school so fun for me
Let me get a big Advanced, if you want a high score like me
ADVANCED
Advanced grades, well that scores real nice
O but I want to make at least proficient, cause I think it feels
right
Proficient’s passing, just as passing as those advanced scores
like me
But if you expect those advanced scores, the higher your
scores will be
My teachers think I’m crazy, or they may think I’m bored
But when they see my high scores, their jaws will hit the floor
Hey I’m a Test Day hero
I want that Advanced grade
I’m a citizen for the future
And I say hey world here I come
I keep my classroom grades up
On my report card all year long
And I’m learning all the words to this long ole testing song
So here’s to all my teachers that make school so fun for me
Let me get a big Advanced, if you want a high score like me
ADVANCED
Pass That Test
(To the tune of Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice)
Pass That Test(To the tune of Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice)
Hey students….let’s pass it
All right stop, put your pencils down and listen
The test is back with all new intentions
Society! Grabs a hold of you tightly
Floppin like a seesaw daily and nightly
Will the state stop, yo, I don’t know
Too many tests and I’ll blow
To the extreme I rock a test like a vandal
Light up my scores and wax the state like a candle
Advanced! That’s the score that booms
It’s filling your brain while your sittin in the classroom
Ready! When I hear a test melody
Anything less than your best is a felony
Pass it or Fail it, I bet you can’t wait
I bet you hit bull’s eye, you kids don’t play
Give me a math problem, yo I’ll solve it
Check out my grade while my teacher re-solves it
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Pass that test
Pass that test
Pass that test
Pass that test
Now that the school is jumpin’
With the test kicked in and our blood is pumpin’
Quick to the end to the end no shakin’
I’m passin this test, I’m advanced, no fakin’
High scores! It ain’t quick and simple
My friend stresses out when he sees a pimple
And a high score with a real fast tempo
You’re on a roll and it’s time to fly solo
Rollin with your 4.0
With your test scores up so your teachers will know
The seniors on standby waiting just to say bye
Did I pass? Yes! If I just tried
Passed on! Pursuing to the next stop
I bust the test and I’m heading to the next block
The book was read
Yo! So I continued my GPA…4 point avenue!
Lunch was hot serving chili and weenies
Al a carte lovers chompin’ paninis
Jealous! Cause I’m not gettin mine
My friends with their food and I’m standin’ here in line
Waiting! With the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill cause they’re late for d-hall
Fire Drill! Screamed out like a whale
I grabbed my books all I heard were bells
Walking! Down the hallway real fast
Jumped out the door, stand on the grass
Bumpin’ and Bumpin’, the front lawn was packed
I’m tryin’ to get in before the teacher gets back
No fire on the scene, no what I mean
Teacher passed me up, confronted all the loud teens
Give me a problem, Yo I’ll solve it
Check out her face, while my teacher re-solves it
(Chorus)
Pass that test
Pass that test
Pass that test
Pass that test
Take heed, and your time and don’t blow it
Teachers on the scene just in case you didn’t know it
My class! That created all the pace found
Enough to break and shake holes in the ground
Cause my scores like a chemical spill
Scores you can vision and feel
Constructed and Planned
This is a heck of concept
We score it high and you want to step with us
Kids play on the day, talk with the teachers, write with a
papermate
So fast! All the teachers look around
If my score was a ham I’d sell it by the pound
Keep my composure when it’s time to pro-duce
Magnetized by the test while I add by twos
If there was a problem, Yo I’ll solve it
Check out my score while the state re-solves it
(Chorus)
Pass that test
Pass that test
Pass that test
Pass that test
